History Funny / ThePunisherMAX

* After nearly getting his [[GroinAttack balls crushed]] by Micro, a newly humbled Roth decides to try and relax by lounging on the coach. Naturally his buddy [[DeadpanSnarker Kathryn]] can't help but give him grief over it.

* There's something darkly humorous about seeing a fearsome gangster like Maginty get into an argument over the phone with UPS, over same-day delivery. Mind you, the "mail" in question happens to be sliced up bits of human flesh but still. It appears that not even gangsters are free from mundane problems.
--> '''Maginty:''' ''Forty-eight dollars'' for same-day delivery? Does the guy stop at outback afterwards, or somethin'? Am I buyin' the son of a bitch a T-bone? Give who a try? ''Fuck UPS!'' If i wanted UPS I wouldn't called ''you'' cocksucker! Just go on an' schedule the motherfucker, I'll pay your goddamn forty-eight fuckin' dollars.

* Ink displaying his unexpectedly morbid sense of humor to a surprised Larry. Notable as it's one of the few words to come out of Ink's mouth besides "Huh".

* After nearly getting his [[GroinAttack balls crushed]] by Micro, a newly humbled Roth decides to try and relax by lounging on the coach. And his buddy [[DeadpanSnarker Kathryn]] can't help but give him grief.

** Pittsy's reaction to his meal deserved special mentioned.

-->'''Barracude:''' Yeah, I could use some white boy pussy. They do.

--> '''Pittsy''': What're you some kind of fuck?

--> '''Waitress''': New England clam chowder.
--> '''Pittsy''': Its fucking red.
--> '''Larry ''': See, that's how they it ain't where you guys --
--> '''Pittsy''': You shut the fuck up. Its suppose to be ''white'', menu says New England clam chowder, you fucking make it like in fucking New England!

* There shouldn't be anything to laugh at when the Punisher does his usual thing after seeing a pimp who's apparently picked up a girl and forced her into the sex trade. An older prostitute who let slip that the girl might be underage, a runaway, and possibly forced into addiction watches Frank to go into TranquilFury, walk over to the pimp, NeckLift him, and drag him off sight unseen to do god knows what. Frank returns a minute later, puts a few hundred dollars in the old prostitute's hand, and tells her to get the girl out of there and warn the next guy to watch himself. The prostitute's reaction to all this?
--> *{{beat}}* ''"That was not my fuckin' fault."''

* During a FunnyBackgroundEvent when Howe is introducing Delta Force, one of the soldiers--a sniper no less--is playing badly at pool. When his fellow player ask how "can a sniper be such a shitty pool player", said sniper makes a "beats me" shrug.

* During a FunnyBackgroundEvent when Howe is introducing Delta Force, one of the soldiers--a sniper no less--is playing badly at pool. When his fellow player ask how "can a sniper be such a shitty pool player", said sniper makes a "I don't know" shrug.

* In ''Mother Russia'' when Vanheim and Frank are discussing the best way to escape from a nuclear missile base, Vanheim notices Galina reading some rather ''unusual'' reading material.

** Earlier, O'Brien and Roth rescue Frank Castle:
-->'''Roth:''' Get in the fucking car, you prick!
--> '''[[InnerMonologue Caption]]:''' Best offer I'm likely to get all night.

* During Castle's rampage in ''Up is Down, Black Is White''
-->'''Mayor''': Well, what's the good news?
-->'''Johnathan''': Crime's down.
-->'''Mayor''': '''''Fuck you''''', Johnathan.

** And in ''Man of Stone''.

* In ''Man of Stone'', Yorkie asking O'Brien the one question that confounded him for years:

* Castle and O'Brien hooking up in ''Up is Down''.

* In ''Kitchen Irish'' we have this little tidbit between disfigured IRA bomber, Finn Cooley and his Irish-American friend Michael Morrison.
-->'''Michael:''' Does... does it slip?
-->'''Finn:''' You mean like your accent?
** Not long after, Finn discovers he does not have NWordPrivileges in Manhattan. He learns this when, in the middle of an angry and racist rant, he finds himself flanked by a half a dozen angry blank men who overheard him, leading to a one-word OhCrap reaction.
-->'''Finn:''' ''[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]].''

* How Barracuda decides to introduce himself to Demot and Si when Harry has them meeting for the first time.
-->'''Barracude:''' Yeah, I could use some white boy pussy. They do.
-->'''Dermot & Si:''' O_O

-->'''Yorkie''': Why the '''fuck'''. Do Americans like Creator/BennyHill?

-->'''Finn:''' You mean like you're' accent?

* This bit in ''Naked Kill'' where a crook begs for his life and offers a trade. Remember this is [[BadAss Punisher]] saying this:

-->'''Yorkie''': Why the '''fuck'''. Do Americans like BennyHill?

* In ''Man of Stone'', Yorkie asking O'Brien the one question that he had been wondering for years is:
-->'''Yorkie''': "Why the '''fuck'''. Do Americans like BennyHill?"

* Yorkie asking O'Brien the one question that he had been wondering for years is:

* MAX!Bullseye is a bottomless well of twisted, dark hilarity. After spending a few issues [[FoeYay gushing]] over how great Frank is, they finally come face to face as Bullseye sits behind bullet-proof glass. After rambling inaudibly to Frank through the glass, he gets out a pen and paper...