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* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofwhZI8urXs second dinner]] is just as funny, as Carla is exposed to Sherman's family -- Sherman is ''extra'' mortified.
-->'''Grandma:''' ''(StageWhisper to Carla)'' You know, 'cause Sherman ain't never had relations.

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* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofwhZI8urXs second dinner]] is just as funny, as Carla is exposed to Sherman's family -- Sherman is ''extra'' mortified.
mortified, while Carla's are alternatingly amused, shocked and wary (of Ernie).
-->'''Grandma:''' ''(StageWhisper Yeah, that's how it start out, colleagues. Me and your grandfather was colleagues. Next thing you know, he's on top of me in the shed, pumping and a-sweating.\\
'''Sherman:''' Grandma, it's not like that.\\
'''Cletus:''' Sherman, will you hush up? He's never brought a girl home. The least you can do is let us talk
to Carla)'' her.\\
'''Ernie:''' ''(flirtatiously)'' Yeah, I'd like to get to know her a little better myself.\\
'''Grandma:''' ''(off in her own world)'' Ain't nothing wrong with having relations. Don't be ashamed of that. Relations is beautiful. When I was young, I used to always have relations every night. If a nice gentleman bring me flowers and candy, take me to a movie, show me a lovely evening, then I would take him home and give him ''hot, lovely relations''. Relations is a beautiful thing. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Especially two young people...\\
'''Cletus:''' ''(to Anna)'' That ''your'' ho-ass mama.\\
'''Grandma:'''
You know, 'cause Sherman ain't never had relations.sometimes when I'm alone, [[ADateWithRosiePalms I relate to myself.]]\\
'''Ernie:''' I can relate.\\
'''Anna:''' Oh, momma!\\
'''Cletus:''' I don't wanna hear this shit while I'm eatin'!\\
'''Grandma:''' ''(to Cletus, threatening)'' I'll fucking kill ya!
** When the idea of children is brought up, Ernie gets very personal with Carla.
--->'''Ernie:''' Yeah, I know you're gonna enjoy making them babies. Got those childbearing hips. Baby'll pop right out. ''(makes pop noise)''
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* The second party is just as funny, as Carla is exposed to Sherman's family -- Sherman is ''extra'' mortified.

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* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofwhZI8urXs second party dinner]] is just as funny, as Carla is exposed to Sherman's family -- Sherman is ''extra'' mortified.
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* The second party is just as funny, as Carla is exposed to Sherman's family -- Sherman is ''extra'' mortified.
-->'''Grandma:''' ''(StageWhisper to Carla)'' You know, 'cause Sherman ain't never had relations.
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* Sherman's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9NIwHKBqy0 dream]] of becoming a farting {{Kaiju}} -- once recreating the scene of King Kong reaching to grab Fay Wray -- but here he grabs a leg of turkey instead of Carla, who gives an annoyed look. This family's reaction is hysterical.

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* Sherman's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9NIwHKBqy0 dream]] of becoming a farting {{Kaiju}} -- once recreating the scene of King Kong reaching to grab Fay Wray -- but here he grabs a leg of turkey instead of Carla, who gives an annoyed look. This His family's reaction is hysterical.
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** The FunnyBackgroundEvent of Granny trying to eat peas on a fork, giving up, and just grabbing a handful with her hand and eating out of it.
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* Later, he wants to buy anything spandex.
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-->'''Cletus: WAY TO GO, SON!!! THAT'S MY BOY'''

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-->'''Cletus: WAY TO GO, SON!!! THAT'S MY BOY'''BOY!!!'''

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-->'''Reggie:''' Damn everyone, run for the hills! It's Fatzilla! Boy, he look like Film/KingKong with titties!



* Sherman's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9NIwHKBqy0 dream]] of becoming a farting {{Kaiju}}. This family's reaction is hysterical.
-->'''Cletus: WAY TO GO, SON!!!'''

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* Sherman's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9NIwHKBqy0 dream]] of becoming a farting {{Kaiju}}.{{Kaiju}} -- once recreating the scene of King Kong reaching to grab Fay Wray -- but here he grabs a leg of turkey instead of Carla, who gives an annoyed look. This family's reaction is hysterical.
-->'''Reggie:''' Damn everyone, run for the hills! It's Fatzilla! Boy, he look like Film/KingKong with titties!
-->'''Mama:''' Sherman! I bought you some nice fried chicken, Sherman! Aw, he look fab-u-lous!
-->'''Passerby:''' OH MY GOD, HE'S GONNA BLOW!
-->'''Granny:''' ''(clinging to a lamppost)'' HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
-->'''Cletus: WAY TO GO, SON!!!'''SON!!! THAT'S MY BOY'''
-->''(Someone lighting a cigar causes a nuclear explosion)''
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* Sherman's dream of becoming a farting {{Kaiju}}. This family's reaction is hysterical.

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* Sherman's dream [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9NIwHKBqy0 dream]] of becoming a farting {{Kaiju}}. This family's reaction is hysterical.
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* Sherman's dream of becoming a farting {{Kaiju}}. This family's reaction is hysterical.
-->'''Cletus: WAY TO GO, SON!!!'''
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'''Cletus:''' You if your name is ''(farts loudly again)''.

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'''Cletus:''' You Me if your name is ''(farts loudly again)''.
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** Cletus' next fart:
--->'''Grandma:''' Who that call my name?\\
'''Cletus:''' You if your name is ''(farts loudly again)''.

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* Cletus grumbling that he knows what healthy is...while pouring a huge amount of gravy on his full plate.
* Mama Klump announcing her intention to have her colon clensed. Ernie Jr. shoots her an "Ew, mom!" look.
* Ernie Jr. laughing so hard at Cletus' flatulence that he chokes on his food.

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* The first dinner scene:
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Cletus grumbling that he knows what healthy is...while pouring a huge amount of gravy on his full plate.
* Mama Klump ** Anna announcing her intention to have her colon clensed. Ernie Jr. shoots her an "Ew, mom!" look.
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look. Cletus announces that he's going to clean his colon before farting. Anna's reaction is hilarious.
-->There, my colon is clean, I'm talkin' squeaky clean.
** This bit:
-->'''Cletus''': You're talkin' about shoving a tube up someone's ass and I can't break wind?
-->'''Anna''': I didn't say anything about shovin' no tubes up nobody's ass...
-->'''Cletus''': What do you think colonic is? You think they run they asshole by the carwash?
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** Cletus farts so hard he soils himself.

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-->'''Reggie:''' Damn everyone, run for the hills! It's Fatzilla! Boy, he look like King Kong with titties!

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-->'''Reggie:''' Damn everyone, run for the hills! It's Fatzilla! Boy, he look like King Kong Film/KingKong with titties!



* As they go on, Sherman can be seen [[FunnyBackgroundEvent trying to slit his wrist with a butter knife]]!

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* ** As they go on, Sherman can be seen [[FunnyBackgroundEvent trying to slit his wrist with a butter knife]]!


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* Cletus grumbling that he knows what healthy is...while pouring a huge amount of gravy on his full plate.
* Mama Klump announcing her intention to have her colon clensed. Ernie Jr. shoots her an "Ew, mom!" look.

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* Buddy strolling into the reception at the end, casually slamming down the top of the piano and gleefully yelling at the pianist "Take a break, [[NWordPrivileges niggerace]]!"

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* Buddy strolling into the reception at the end, casually slamming down the top of the piano and gleefully yelling at the pianist "Take and jazz crew:
--> That's enough out of you! That's it! You're the reason everybody's falling asleep! Take
a break, [[NWordPrivileges niggerace]]!"Niggerace!]][[note]]it's an insulting reference to Music/{{Liberace}}[[/note]] Take the [[Music/TheEverlyBrothers Everly Brothers]] with you, come on! Get out of here!
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--> '''Buddy''' ''[looks down his pants]'' Well I'll be damned. I CAN SEE MY DICK!! MY ''DICK''!! ''[dancing like an idiot]'' MY DICK, MY DICK, MY DICK, MY DICK!
* Buddy strolling into the reception at the end, casually slamming down the top of the piano and gleefully yelling at the pianist "Take a break, [[NWordPrivileges niggerace]]!!"

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--> '''Buddy''' ''[looks down his pants]'' Well I'll be damned. I CAN SEE MY DICK!! MY ''DICK''!! ''[dancing like an idiot]'' ''[dancing]'' MY DICK, MY DICK, MY DICK, MY DICK!
* Buddy strolling into the reception at the end, casually slamming down the top of the piano and gleefully yelling at the pianist "Take a break, [[NWordPrivileges niggerace]]!!"niggerace]]!"



* Buddy's retransformation back into Sherman. After putting the InsultComic in his place at the nightclub, Buddy soon ditches his LoveInterest because his body transformation comes back to haunt him and he doesn't want her to find out about his secret. Unbeknownst to him, Jason coincidentally catches him leaving the club and rebukes Buddy for using Sherman's credit card. HilarityEnsues as the transformation scene has both of them on a wild car ride throughout the streets and Buddy suddenly turns back into Sherman while Jason ScreamsLikeALittleGirl along the way.

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* Buddy's retransformation retroformation back into Sherman. After putting the InsultComic in his place at the nightclub, Buddy soon ditches his LoveInterest because his body transformation comes back to haunt him and he doesn't want her to find out about his secret. Unbeknownst to him, Jason coincidentally catches him leaving the club and rebukes Buddy for using Sherman's credit card. HilarityEnsues as the transformation scene has both of them on a wild car ride throughout the streets and Buddy suddenly turns back into Sherman while Jason ScreamsLikeALittleGirl along the way.

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-->'''Cletus Klump:''' I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young, he beat up a grown man!
-->'''Mama Klump:''' I thought a colonic was a massage...
* The massive chaos caused by the stampede of hamsters.
** Partially the scene where a hamster runs up a male student's pants leg while he is talking to an attractive female student and is then seen thrashing around near the guy's crotch. The female student sees this and thinks he has an erection. [[BiggerIsBetter Luckily for him she reacts with admiration due to his seemingly huge size]] and he goes with it.

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-->'''Cletus Klump:''' I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young, he beat up a grown man!
-->'''Mama
man!\\
'''Mama
Klump:''' I thought a colonic was a massage...
* The massive chaos caused by the stampede of hamsters.
**
hamsters. Partially the scene where a hamster runs up a male student's pants leg while he is talking to an attractive female student and is then seen thrashing around near the guy's crotch. The female student sees this and thinks he has an erection. [[BiggerIsBetter Luckily for him she reacts with admiration due to his seemingly huge size]] and he goes with it.



** "Damn everyone, run for the hills! It's Fatzilla! Boy, he look like King Kong with titties!"

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** "Damn -->'''Reggie:''' Damn everyone, run for the hills! It's Fatzilla! Boy, he look like King Kong with titties!"titties!



** As they go on, Sherman can be seen [[FunnyBackgroundEvent trying to slit his wrist with a butter knife]]!

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** * As they go on, Sherman can be seen [[FunnyBackgroundEvent trying to slit his wrist with a butter knife]]!



--> '''Buddy''' (Looks down his pants) Well I'll be damned. I CAN SEE MY DICK!! MY ''DICK''!! (dancing like an idiot) MY DICK, MY DICK, MY DICK, MY DICK!

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--> '''Buddy''' (Looks ''[looks down his pants) pants]'' Well I'll be damned. I CAN SEE MY DICK!! MY ''DICK''!! (dancing ''[dancing like an idiot) idiot]'' MY DICK, MY DICK, MY DICK, MY DICK!



* The Dean ties to flatter a sponsor by saying he heard he is HappilyMarried with a lovely daughter. The guy’s response?
--> I am divorced and my daughter is in rehab.

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* The Dean ties tries to flatter a sponsor by saying he heard he is HappilyMarried with a lovely daughter. The guy’s guy's response?
--> -->'''Sponsor:''' I am divorced and my daughter is in rehab.




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* The hilarious (and embarrassing) scene where Sherman meets Denise's parents after having lost a good chunk of his intelligence.
* The ever-unfiltered Granny Klump tells of how she thought she was having a heart attack in the shower due to having sharp pains in her chest. Turns out:
-->'''Granny''': I bent over and looked...and I was [[spoiler: standing on my own titty!]] Both feet, too!
* The failed WackyMarriageProposal with the mariachi band where Buddy takes over Sherman temporarily and causes him to act like a pervert and make an ass of himself.
* Dean Richmond with the giant hamster. On live TV. "I'm not that kind of GUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!"
-->'''Dean Richmond''': Oh, look, mommy! There goes the hamster's '''bitch!''' (''Sherman says the hamster is back to normal and feeling fine''): Oh yeah? DO YOU THINK HE'LL CALL?!?!
* Grandma Klump taunting Cletus about his "performance issues" in the sequel.
-->'''Grandma Klump''': What does this piece of pisghetti remind you of, Cletus? Maybe Mr. Johnson, perhaps?
* When Sherman sees a psychiatrist over Buddy Love taking over his mind. The psychiatrist, despite having a knee-jerk reaction, genuinely tries to help Sherman when this happens.
--> '''Psychiatrist:''' You will never learn to control him, unless you accept the fact that he is a part of you.
--> '''Buddy Love Through Sherman:''' YEAH!!! And I'm the best part too!!! And I'll tell you something else, punk. All these diplomas on this wall don't make up for the fact that you got [[CompensatingForSomething a little Vienna Sausage in your drawers.]] Is that why they call you a shrink?!
--> '''Psychiatrist:''' Shut up [[CurseCutShort Fata---]](stops himself)
* Aged-down buddy (who has shrunk out of his clothes) leaping onto a well-endowed female board member and smugly asking "Got milk?"
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-->'''Creator/EddieMurphy as Cletus Klump:''' I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young, he beat up a grown man!
-->'''Eddie Murphy as Mama Klump:''' I thought a colonic was a massage...

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-->'''Creator/EddieMurphy as Cletus -->'''Cletus Klump:''' I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young, he beat up a grown man!
-->'''Eddie Murphy as Mama -->'''Mama Klump:''' I thought a colonic was a massage...



-->'''Eddie Murphy as Grandma Klump:''' Now Sherman, [[VirginInAWhiteDress you can wear a white wedding tuxedo]], 'cause (whispering) ''Sherman's never had relations''.

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-->'''Eddie Murphy as Grandma -->'''Grandma Klump:''' Now Sherman, [[VirginInAWhiteDress you can wear a white wedding tuxedo]], 'cause (whispering) ''Sherman's never had relations''.
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-->'''Dean Richmond''' (describing what a child said upon seeing him after the incident): Oh, look, mommy! There goes the hamster's '''bitch!''' (Sherman says the hamster is back to normal and feeling fine): Oh yeah? DO YOU THINK HE'LL CALL?!?!

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-->'''Dean Richmond''' (describing what a child said upon seeing him after the incident): Richmond''': Oh, look, mommy! There goes the hamster's '''bitch!''' (Sherman (''Sherman says the hamster is back to normal and feeling fine): fine''): Oh yeah? DO YOU THINK HE'LL CALL?!?!
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* Ernie Jr. laughing so hard at Cletus' flatulence that he chokes on his food.
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* Dean Richmond with the giant hamster. "I'm not that kind of GUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!"
-->'''Dean Richmond''' (describing what a child said upon seeing him after the incident): Look, mommy! There goes the hamster's '''bitch!''' (Sherman says the hamster is back to normal and feeling fine): Oh yeah? DO YOU THINK HE'LL CALL?!?!

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* Dean Richmond with the giant hamster. On live TV. "I'm not that kind of GUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!"
-->'''Dean Richmond''' (describing what a child said upon seeing him after the incident): Look, Oh, look, mommy! There goes the hamster's '''bitch!''' (Sherman says the hamster is back to normal and feeling fine): Oh yeah? DO YOU THINK HE'LL CALL?!?!



* When Sherman sees a psychiatrist over Buddy Love taking over his mind. The pychiatrist, despite having a knee-jerk reaction, genuinely tries to help Sherman when this happens.

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* When Sherman sees a psychiatrist over Buddy Love taking over his mind. The pychiatrist, psychiatrist, despite having a knee-jerk reaction, genuinely tries to help Sherman when this happens.
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* Dean Richmond with the giant hamster.

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* In the first Eddie Murphy movie, the massive chaos caused by the stampede of hamsters.

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* In the first Eddie Murphy movie, the The massive chaos caused by the stampede of hamsters.



* The scene when Buddy Love puts JerkAss comedian Reggie Warrington in his place for mercilessly ridiculing him as [[DoggedNiceGuy Sherman]] [[PayEvilUntoEvil in one of the greatest and funniest acts of revenge ever put on film]]. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IrB1OE9Blo Here's a clip]] of the scene, but the entire thing has to be seen to be believed.

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* The scene when Buddy Love puts JerkAss {{Jerkass}} comedian Reggie Warrington in his place for mercilessly ridiculing him as [[DoggedNiceGuy Sherman]] [[PayEvilUntoEvil in one of the greatest and funniest acts of revenge ever put on film]]. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IrB1OE9Blo Here's a clip]] of the scene, but the entire thing has to be seen to be believed.



-->'''Eddie Murphy as Grandma Klump:''': Now Sherman, [[VirginInAWhiteDress you can wear a white wedding tuxedo]], 'cause (whispering) ''Sherman's never had relations''.

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-->'''Eddie Murphy as Grandma Klump:''': Klump:''' Now Sherman, [[VirginInAWhiteDress you can wear a white wedding tuxedo]], 'cause (whispering) ''Sherman's never had relations''.



* The hilarious (and embarrassing) scene in the second movie where Sherman meets Denise's parents after having lost a good chunk of his intelligence.

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* The hilarious (and embarrassing) scene in the second movie where Sherman meets Denise's parents after having lost a good chunk of his intelligence.
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** Partially the scene where a hamster runs up a male student's pants leg while he is talking to an attractive female student and is then seen thrashing around near the guy's crotch. The female student sees this and thinks he has an erection.

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** Partially the scene where a hamster runs up a male student's pants leg while he is talking to an attractive female student and is then seen thrashing around near the guy's crotch. The female student sees this and thinks he has an erection. [[BiggerIsBetter Luckily for him she reacts with admiration due to his seemingly huge size]] and he goes with it.
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* Buddy strolling into the reception at the end, casually slamming down the top of the piano and gleefully yelling at the pianist "TAKE A BREAK, [[NWordPrivileges NIGGERACE]]!!"
* The Dean ties to flatter a sponsor by discussing that they have heard he is HappilyMarried with a lovely daughter. The guy’s response?

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* Buddy strolling into the reception at the end, casually slamming down the top of the piano and gleefully yelling at the pianist "TAKE A BREAK, "Take a break, [[NWordPrivileges NIGGERACE]]!!"
niggerace]]!!"
* The Dean ties to flatter a sponsor by discussing that they have saying he heard he is HappilyMarried with a lovely daughter. The guy’s response?
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* When Sherman sees a psychiatrist over Buddy Love taking over his mind. The priest while having some contempt does genuinely try to help Sherman when this happens.

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* When Sherman sees a psychiatrist over Buddy Love taking over his mind. The priest while pychiatrist, despite having some contempt does a knee-jerk reaction, genuinely try tries to help Sherman when this happens.



--> '''Buddy Love Through Sherman:''' YEAH!!! And I'm the best part too!!! And I'll tell you something else punk. All these diplomas on this wall, don't make up for the fact that you got [[CompensatingForSomething a little Vienna Sausage in your drawers.]] Is that why they call you a shrink?!

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--> '''Buddy Love Through Sherman:''' YEAH!!! And I'm the best part too!!! And I'll tell you something else else, punk. All these diplomas on this wall, wall don't make up for the fact that you got [[CompensatingForSomething a little Vienna Sausage in your drawers.]] Is that why they call you a shrink?!
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* The HilariousOuttakes of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTEyrSNQ_j8 the 1996 remake]]:
-->'''Creator/EddieMurphy as Cletus Klump:''' I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young, he beat up a grown man!
-->'''Eddie Murphy as Mama Klump:''' I thought a colonic was a massage...
* In the first Eddie Murphy movie, the massive chaos caused by the stampede of hamsters.
* The scene when Buddy Love puts JerkAss comedian Reggie Warrington in his place for mercilessly ridiculing him as [[DoggedNiceGuy Sherman]] [[PayEvilUntoEvil in one of the greatest and funniest acts of revenge ever put on film]]. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IrB1OE9Blo Here's a clip]] of the scene, but the entire thing has to be seen to be believed.
* Mean as they might be, Reggie's jokes targeted towards Sherman are [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ8K0UpHEec pretty damn funny]]. "Woo boy, you've got more crack than Harlem!"
* The incredibly embarrassing scene where Sherman brings Carla over for dinner with [[AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents his family]].
-->'''Eddie Murphy as Grandma Klump:''': Now Sherman, [[VirginInAWhiteDress you can wear a white wedding tuxedo]], 'cause (whispering) ''Sherman's never had relations''.
** As they go on, Sherman can be seen [[FunnyBackgroundEvent trying to slit his wrist with a butter knife]]!
* The first "getting in shape" montage in which a trampoline sags under Sherman's weight. Also, the part where a man is shown lifting weights and next to him is Sherman lifting a Snicker's bar in unison with him.
* Sherman's first transformation as Buddy Love. He goes all over the place relishing in the fact that he's thin and literally shouting it from the rooftops.
--> '''Buddy''' (Looks down his pants) Well I'll be damned. I CAN SEE MY DICK!! MY ''DICK''!! (dancing like an idiot) MY DICK, MY DICK, MY DICK, MY DICK!
* Buddy strolling into the reception at the end, casually slamming down the top of the piano and gleefully yelling at the pianist "TAKE A BREAK, [[NWordPrivileges NIGGERACE]]!!"
* The Dean ties to flatter a sponsor by discussing that they have heard he is HappilyMarried with a lovely daughter. The guy’s response?
--> I am divorced and my daughter is in rehab.
* Buddy's retransformation back into Sherman. After putting the InsultComic in his place at the nightclub, Buddy soon ditches his LoveInterest because his body transformation comes back to haunt him and he doesn't want her to find out about his secret. Unbeknownst to him, Jason coincidentally catches him leaving the club and rebukes Buddy for using Sherman's credit card. HilarityEnsues as the transformation scene has both of them on a wild car ride throughout the streets and Buddy suddenly turns back into Sherman while Jason ScreamsLikeALittleGirl along the way.

[[AC: Nutty Professor II: The Klumps]]
* The hilarious (and embarrassing) scene in the second movie where Sherman meets Denise's parents after having lost a good chunk of his intelligence.
* The ever-unfiltered Granny Klump tells of how she thought she was having a heart attack in the shower due to having sharp pains in her chest. Turns out:
-->'''Granny''': I bent over and looked...and I was [[spoiler: standing on my own titty!]] Both feet, too!
* The failed WackyMarriageProposal with the mariachi band where Buddy takes over Sherman temporarily and causes him to act like a pervert and make an ass of himself.
* Dean Richmond with the giant hamster.
-->'''Dean Richmond''' (describing what a child said upon seeing him after the incident): Look, mommy! There goes the hamster's '''bitch!''' (Sherman says the hamster is back to normal and feeling fine): Oh yeah? DO YOU THINK HE'LL CALL?!?!
* Grandma Klump taunting Cletus about his "performance issues" in the sequel.
-->'''Grandma Klump''': What does this piece of pisghetti remind you of, Cletus? Maybe Mr. Johnson, perhaps?
* When Sherman sees a psychiatrist over Buddy Love taking over his mind. The priest while having some contempt does genuinely try to help Sherman when this happens.
--> '''Psychiatrist:''' You will never learn to control him, unless you accept the fact that he is a part of you.
--> '''Buddy Love Through Sherman:''' YEAH!!! And I'm the best part too!!! And I'll tell you something else punk. All these diplomas on this wall, don't make up for the fact that you got [[CompensatingForSomething a little Vienna Sausage in your drawers.]] Is that why they call you a shrink?!
--> '''Psychiatrist:''' Shut up [[CurseCutShort Fata---]](stops himself)
* Aged-down buddy (who has shrunk out of his clothes) leaping onto a well-endowed female board member and smugly asking "Got milk?"
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