History Funny / TheNostalgiaCritic2018Episodes

--> '''Critic:''' Okay, I guess that's supposed to mean they're all alive... ([[OhCrap he stops, realizes what this means, and stares at the camera wide-eyed]]) You're not.\\

** "This" being the prostitute from ''Film/FullMetalJacket'' saying "Me so horny," then the logo for ''Film/ItsAWonderfulLife'' appearing on a freeze-frame.

-->'''Critic!!Ralphie:''' Those assholes that own me that drug money will pay! Nobody messes with Gangster Ralphie! Nobody!

-->'''Critic:''' (as Ralphie) "Oh, sorry! The mics in my fantasy forgot to turn off."
* "You know, singing your crime doesn't make me hear it any less. You all have detention!"

-->'''Critic (As Hatter):''' Hi, dad! Been waiting a long time for this! ''(violently shakes ant farm)''

-->'''Critic (as Alice):''' Well, ''my'' transition into the Creator/NBC Peacock is almost complete!

--> '''Critic:''' Ohohoho! My ''teeth'' can't get any bigger, ''(holds up a [[AddedAliterativeAppeal massive monocle]] to his eye)'' but my ''[[HighClassGlass monocle]]'' certainly can! Ohohohoho!

* His reaction to Thing!Reed:

** At the end, sick of all the Hyper Boner jokes, Devil Boner tries to remedy things by changing his name to "Devil Fangirl." He and Hyper both agree that's a terrible idea and just keep their names. Then they decide to consummate their marriage...by [[RealityEnsues passing out from the exhaustion of the wedding.]]

-->"You look like one of the WebVideo/{{Smosh}} guys in a gritty reboot of ''WesternAnimation/TheTiggerMovie.'' Actually, who am I kidding? That ''could'' be the next ''Fantastic Four'' reboot!

* "Let's take a look at ''Fantastic Four: Rise of the ''[[FreudianSlip Middle Finger]]-'' I mean, ''Silver Surfer."''

-->"You look like one of the WebVideo/Smosh guys in a gritty reboot of ''WesternAnimation/TheTiggerMovie.'' Actually, who am I kidding? That ''could'' be the next ''Fantastic Four'' reboot!

* "Let's take a look at ''Fantastic Four: Rise of the [[FreudianSlip Middle Finger]]''-- I mean, ''Silver Surfer''."
* The Critic's depiction of Galactus in this movie.
--> '''Critic:''' A giant space anus that looks like it shat out ''The Langoliers''.

--> '''General Hager:''' What the hell is wrong with you people?

* The Critic's response to the concept of a [[WesternAnimation/DungeonsAndDragons Dungeons and Dragons ride.]]

* "Please don't use the phrase "[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar beat me Dingle]]" again."

* At one point, there's an advertisement for a show called ''Are Your Psychic?'' featuring a man played by Creator/TimothyOmundson.

-->'''Critic:''' Hey, wait, that's bullshit! [[Series/{{Psych}} Lassie]] doesn't believe in psychics! Though [[Film/WoodyWoodpecker his belief in demonic woodpeckers]] has gone up.

* He's similarly weirded out by the concept of where the infantry recruits the whip man for disciplining soldiers. Cut to Tamara interviewing Malcolm for the position, as he wants to whip people for a good cause.

-->'''NC:'''He's also greeted by the Invisible Man and Mina Harker. [[NarrowedItDownToTheGuyIRecognize And seeing how M is played by Richard Roxburgh]], [[{{Typecasting}} who plays the villain in goddamn everything]], I'm just gonna guess and say the "M" stands for [[spoiler:Moriarty]].

* Critic is disappointed that the Fantom only wants "the world," and asks "You know, can't one of these supervillains ever answer with [[UsefulNotes/{{Hawaii}} Kaua'i]]? It's pleasant, the weather's nice, it's really all you need. I would identify more of the villain if he said he just wanted Kaua'i!"

-->'''Critic!!Fantom:''' Yeah, this is my dirty Destro mask, my dirty Spartan armor, my dirty Cruella De Vil coat. I am Leonidas Cruella De Destro! Fear me!

-->'''Nigel:''' ''[strokes his chin nervously]'' Uh, yes, you do, sir. Indeed, you do.
-->'''Critic (as Nigel):''' "Yes. That's it. And you want to know what I'm not into? [[BadLiar Lying. I'm totally not into that!]]"

-->'''Critic:''' ''[as assassins]'' Ladder! Ladder! Ladder! Ladder! Ladder! Henry, did you survive the ladder? I will never be the same after that ladder! (Nemo sword-fights the assassins) [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy Oh, my God, this guy has a sword! And all we have are machine guns!]] (Dorian soon joins the League in fighting) And that's nothing compared to this guy's cane!

* This bit:
-->'''Sawyer:''' ''[crashes car into a building]''\\

* Because Lara Croft's butler is played by Chris Barrie, the Critic cannot resist making a reference to [[Series/RedDwarf "Gazpacho Soup Day"]].
* After discussing Lara's lack of security, and subsequent beatdown of the intruders, the Critic describes a darkly humorous scene in which a robber (Jim Jarosz) comes across an unlocked door leading to a huge bag of money labeled "take it"... except the owner of the house (Malcolm Ray) is sitting behind it with a [[ShotgunsAreJustBetter loaded shotgun]] and a {{Slasher Smile}}, goading him to take the bag. The robber, disturbed by this setup, wisely decides to leave the money alone and head out.

* Critic is immediately freaked out at the notion of Creator/NeilPatrickHarris being a creepy psychic, stating that he is by far the worst threat in the film. Yes, worse than the genocidal alien bugs!
* He's similarly weirded out by the concept of where they found someone to whip people in the military. Cut to Tamara interviewing Malcolm for the position, as he wants to whip people for a good cause.

* After seeing the infamous scene of the Indoraptor actually smiling at the camera, the Critic officially declares this has become a cartoon, then proceeds to dub the Indoraptor with Goofy's voice.
* The scene after the big twist, there’s a picture of M. night Shyamalan and he says [[OOCisSeriousBusiness “Ummm... Yeah that was pretty stupid.”]]

--> '''Critic:''' Okay, fine, be that way! But at least [[Recap/TheTwilightZoneS5E123NightmareAt20000Feet look at this thing on the wing]] before you go! (''cut to clip of a gremlin on a plane'')

--> '''Critic:''' Okay, fine, be that way! But at least [[Recap/TheTwilightZoneS5E123NightmareAt20000Feet look at the thing on the wing]] before you go!