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* "This guy is going places! Like the unemployment line!"

* Critic speculating on what the then-mysterious unseen menace could be. It becomes a hilarious amalgamation of BreadEggsBreadedEggs and NinjaPirateZombieRobot....Involving Franchise/DonkeyKong, The Black Smoke from {{Lost}}, J.J. Abrams' ''Bad Robot'' logo and [[TheBible Jesus of Nazareth]].

* The bit with the scottish guy.

** Pointing out how, far from the [[KillItWithFire Fire breathing]], [[DropTheHammer hammer throwing]] [[InstantAwesomeJustAddDragons dragon]] he is in the games, Koopa in this case is a CorruptCorporateExecutive bordering on SissyVillain status, making him more like "a mix between Creator/DonaldTrump and [[Film/AustinPowers Dr. Evil]]."

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* Critic speculating on what the then-mysterious unseen menace could be. It becomes a hilarious amalgamation of BreadEggsBreadedEggs and NinjaPirateZombieRobot....Involving [[DonkeyKong Donkey Kong]], The Black Smoke from {{Lost}}, J.J. Abrams' ''Bad Robot'' logo and [[TheBible Jesus of Nazareth]].

* The Critic fainting from exhaustion at the end of the review.

* "They have an Intervention...with an Alan Menken song." *songs starts playing* *NC rises gun to his head* *Song continues* *DramaticGunCock* *Shot*

* The Critic's final analysis:

* There's also his review in Film/MightyMorphinPowerRangers TheMovie, where the Critic imitates Creator/JohnnyYongBosch, and in the same time (maybe intentionally) explains/predicts why he's now one of the more popular Anime voice actors.

* There's also the part at the start, where he remembers not being a Power Rangers fan to begin with, thinking ItWillNeverCatchOn. "[[TakeThatMe And this is why I'm not in the stock market.]]"

* "This guy is going places! Like the unemployment line!"

* "I used to have a Ninja Turtle doll... THAT I SHOT!"

* The whole "BOB-OMB! ([[{{Mondegreen}} BA-BOMB!]])"/"Monkey!" exchange. [[BrickJoke Culminating in]] [[TheStinger one last parting shot]]:
-->'''Critic:''' (After pointing out how the movie had three writers and two directors) But to their credit, [[SarcasmMode can you think of anyone else that could POSSIBLY direct a superior film?]]\\
'''[[Creator/DennisHopper Koopa]]:''' [[IronicEcho A monkey!]]\\
'''Critic:''' He's got me there.
** Plus during the sequence, the words "[[WTHCastingAgency Academy Award Nominated Actor]]" fading onto the screen.
** Pointing out how, far from the [[KillItWithFire Fire breathing]], [[DropTheHammer hammer throwing]] [[InstantAwesomeJustAddDragons dragon]] he is in the games, Koopa in this case is CorruptCorporateExecutive bordering on SissyVillain status, making him more like "a mix between Creator/DonaldTrump and [[Film/AustinPowers Dr. Evil]]."

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-->'''Critic:''' (when the guard asks for Mario's last name) Whoa, ''whoa'', we're gonna hear Mario's last name? Dude, we've never heard Mario's last name before! [[TemptingFate This oughta be interesting.]] Er, uh, cool, so, uh, what's Mario's last name?\\

-->'''Critic''': Because, hey, he was high, and he thought it was a good idea at the time.

'''The smoke:''' I make 'em feel good.\\

--> [[MindScrew This movie makes no sense]], nothing about the PowerRangers does! [[TokyoIsTheCenterOfTheUniverse How come the monsters always land in the exact same city?]] [[StockFootage How come the city turns into a canyon whenever the fight scene's about to happen?]] [[ColorCodedForYourConvenience How come nobody recognizes the rangers even though they wear the exact same colors every day?]] [[HollywoodTourettes How come they always move like they have Tourette Syndrome?]] [[MostAnnoyingSound How come Rita's voice never sounds right?]] [[SuperSentaiStance How come they dress up like Nascar mannequins?]] [[SpaceDoesNotWorkThatWay How come it's sunny in space?]] [[AmbiguouslyGay How come Alpha's so gay?]] [[MsFanservice How come Kimberly's so hot?]]
--> [[EarWorm/LiveActionTV And why is that theme song so damn catchy?!]]

--> "Sit back and let's enjoy TMNT 3." ''(5 minutes later)'' [[GoMadFromTheRevelation "OH MY GOD IT'S SO TERRIBLE! IT'S SO TERRIBLEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!]] ....This movie is...is... '''HORRIBIFUCKUS!'''"

-->'''Critic''': (After pointing out how the movie had three writers and two directors) But to their credit, [[SarcasmMode can you think of anyone else that could POSSIBLY direct a superior film?]]\\
'''[[Creator/DennisHopper Koopa]]''': [[IronicEcho A monkey!]]\\
'''Critic''': He's got me there.

--> '''Critic''': So what are you trying to say? They're father and son... ''and'' brothers?\\
'''Luigi''': He's been my mother my whole life.\\

'''Critic''': [[YoureInsane ...You're messed up movie. You're fucking messed up!]]

-->'''Critic''': (when the guard asks for Mario's last name) Whoa, ''whoa'', we're gonna hear Mario's last name? Dude, we've never heard Mario's last name before! [[TemptingFate This oughta be interesting.]] Er, uh, cool, so, uh, what's Mario's last name?\\
'''Mario''': Mario.\\
'''Critic''': ''Yeaaah'', now what's your last name?\\
'''Mario''': "Mario."\\
'''Critic''': ''No no no no'': what's your ''last'' name?\\
'''Mario''': Mario."\\
'''Critic''': ''(Sputters, then starts again)'' Okay, what's your first name?\\
'''Mario''': Mario.\\
'''Critic''': ''Alright'', now what's your last name?\\
'''Mario''': Mario.\\
'''Critic''': ''(To Mario)'' Fuck you. ''(To Luigi)'' What's your first name?\\
'''Luigi''': Luigi.\\
'''Critic''': And what's your last name?\\
'''Mario''': Mario.\\
'''Critic''': ''(To Mario)'' ''Shut up!'' ''(To Luigi)'' What's your last name?\\
'''Luigi''': Luigi Mario.\\
'''Critic''': ''Those are both first names, what's your last name?!''\\
'''Mario''': Mario.\\
'''Critic''': ''(To Mario)'' ''Shut it!'' ''(To Luigi)'' What's your full name?\\
'''Luigi''': Luigi Mario.\\
'''Critic''': ''Those are both fir-'' ''(Catches himself, and starts again)'' Okay: What's your first name?\\
'''Luigi''': Luigi.\\
'''Critic''': And what's your last name?\\
'''Mario''': Mario.\\
'''Critic''': ''(To Mario)'' '''SHUT THE FUCK-!''' ''(Takes a moment to breath) (To Luigi)'' What's your full name?\\
'''Luigi''': Luigi Mario.\\
'''Critic''': [[WhatIsThisX What is this, an Abbott and Costello routine?]]\\
'''Luigi''': It's Mario Mario, and Luigi Mario.\\
'''Critic''': [[VisibleSilence .........]][[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Are you]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe kidding me?]] They couldn't think of last names so they just gave them their first names ''again?!'' That's like something a kid writes down when he doesn't know the answer on a test! "Mario's last name is, ''dur'', Mario! And Luigi's last name is... Mario too! Because they're brothers, you see! No, wait: ''father'' and ''son''.

* There's also his review in Film/MightyMorphinPowerRangers TheMovie, where the Critic imitates JohnnyYongBosch, and in the same time (maybe intentionally) explains/predicts why he's now one of the more popular Anime voice actors.

* His take on the scene where we find out that [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Mario's last name is Mario.]]
-->'''Critic:''' That's like something a kid writes down when he doesn't know the answer on a test! "Mario's last name is, ''dur'', Mario! And Luigi's last name is... Mario too! Because they're brothers, you see! No, wait: ''father'' and ''son''."
** Speaking of which, pointing out how Mario is Luigi's father, instead of being brothers like in the games (or as the title would of the movie would imply)... Then his OhCrap realization about the UnfortunateImplications of [[IncestIsRelative Mario being Luigi's father AND brother]]
-->'''Critic''': [[YoureInsane ...You're messed up movie. You're fucking messed up!]]

-->'''Critic''': (when the guard asks for Mario's last name) "Whoa, ''whoa'', we're gonna hear Mario's last name? Dude, we've never heard Mario's last name before! [[TemptingFate This oughta be interesting.]] Er, uh, cool, so, uh, what's Mario's last name?"
-->'''Mario''': "Mario."
-->'''Critic''': "''Yeaaah'', now what's your last name?"
-->'''Mario''': "Mario."
-->'''Critic''': "''No no no no'': what's your ''last'' name?"
-->'''Mario''': "Mario."
-->'''Critic''': "(Sputters, then starts again) Ok, what's your first name?"
-->'''Mario''': "Mario."
-->'''Critic''': "''Alright'', now what's your last name?"
-->'''Mario''': "Mario."
-->'''Critic''': "(To Mario) Fuck you. (To Luigi) What's your first name?"
-->'''Luigi''': "Luigi."
-->'''Critic''': "And what's your last name?"
-->'''Mario''': "Mario."
-->'''Critic''': "(To Mario) ''Shut up!''(To Luigi) What's your last name?"
-->'''Luigi''': "Luigi Mario."
-->'''Critic''': "''Those are both first names, what's your last name?!''"
-->'''Mario''': "Mario."
-->'''Critic''': "(To Mario) ''Shut it!'' (To Luigi) What's your full name?"
-->'''Luigi''': "Luigi Mario."
-->'''Critic''': "''Those are both fir-'' (Catches himself, and starts again). Ok: What's your first name?"
-->'''Luigi''': "Luigi."
-->'''Critic''': "And what's your last name?"
-->'''Mario''': "Mario."
-->'''Critic''': "(To Mario) '''SHUT THE FUCK-!''' (Takes a moment to breath) (To Luigi) What's your full name?"
-->'''Luigi''': "Luigi Mario."
-->'''Critic''': "[[WhatIsThisX What is this, an Abbott and Costello routine?]]"
-->'''Luigi''': "Mario Mario, and Luigi Mario."
-->'''Critic''': "[[VisibleSilence .........]][[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Are you]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe kidding me?]] They couldn't think of last names so they just gave them their first names ''again?!''"

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** Pointing out how, far from the [[KillItWithFire Fire breathing]], [[DropTheHammer hammer throwing]] [[InstantAwesomeJustAddDragons dragon]] he is in the games, Koopa in this case is CorruptCorporateExecutive bordering on SissyVillain status, making him more like "a mix between Creator/DonaldTrump and [[AustinPowers Dr. Evil]]."

-->'''Critic''': "[[VisibleSilence .........]][[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Are you]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe kidding me?]] [[TheyJustDidntCare They couldn't think of last names so they just gave them their first names]] ''[[TheyJustDidntCare again?!]]''"

** Pointing out how, far from the [[KillItWithFire Fire breathing]], [[DropTheHammer hammer throwing]] [[InstantAwesomeJustAddDragons dragon]] he is in the games, Koopa in this case is CorruptCorporateExecutive bordering on SissyVillain status, making him more like "a mix between DonaldTrump and [[AustinPowers Dr. Evil]]."

* The Drug Cartoon Special: "You know, I thought this would be really cool, but it turns out all my favorite cartoon characters are fucking narcs!"

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-->'''Critic''': "''Those are both first names, what's your-?!'' (Catches himself, and starts again). Ok: What's your first name?"

* His description of the "Drugs" in Micheal's box.

'''[[Film/SuperMarioBros Koopa]]''': [[IronicEcho A monkey!]]\\

* "They have an Intervention...with an Alan Mencken song." *songs starts playing* *NC rises gun to his head* *Song continues* *DramaticGunCock* *Shot*

* I used to have a Ninja Turtle doll... THAT I SHOT!"

-->'''Critic''': Because hey, he was high, and he thought it was a good idea at the time.

-->"Hey, hey bitch, get back here! Where's my real superpower? Hey! ''HEEEEYYYYYY!!!'' '''HEEEEYYYYY!!!''' Fuck this, man, I'm gonna go into Anime."

* Him getting exited when the bookstore opens.

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