History Funny / TheNanny

** C.C. tries to ambush Maxwell with a passionate kiss...she instead gets Niles. Her horrified expression is priceless.

---> '''Fran:''' Do you read those pamphlets they send home from school?
--->'''Maxwell:''' (increasingly concerned.) What do you think? Alcohol? Sex?
--->'''Fran''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Not tonight! I'm too distracted.]]

-->'''Fran''': A fifth of Vodka and [[ADateWithRosiePalms a fresh pack of batteries?]]

* In ''Mommy and Mai'', C.C. mentions that in an episode of ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'' she rewatched, Elaine must've been 12 months pregnant and they didn't acknowledge it. [[HideYourPregnancy Instead, they just kept hiding her behind huge props.]] [[LampshadeHanging Immediately afterwards, she moves her giant bag from one shoulder to the other, picks up a potted plant and carries it out, and then brings in a poster with "Baby" on the front.]]

'''Niles:''' [[BlatantLies I said, "I need to press the pleat in your pants"]], but that's beside the point.

-->'''Fran''': What is it with me!?
* In the episode where Fran admits to Maxwell that she's pregnant:

** Moments later, Niles enters the room and thinks that C.C. knows Fran is pregnant when she says "don't tell Maxwell about the kid." Niles had promised Fran he wouldn't say anything, and, thinking C.C.'s in on it, expresses amazement that she hasn't lost it upon learning that Fran's pregnant. This leads to a dramatic zoom in, complete with a soap opera organ chord, of C.C.'s completely shocked look as she learns that Fran's pregnant and all hopes of getting with Maxwell are ''completely'' gone.

* “The Finale”:
** C.C. starts getting bouts of nausea after accepting Niles’ marriage proposal. She chalks it up to pre-wedding jitters, so the two decide to get married in ''Fran’s delivery room while she’s giving birth''. C.C. is relieved that the nausea is gone, but then the doctor she spoke to earlier comes in with the results of the tests he had done. It turns out that her nausea wasn’t from anxiety… she’s ''pregnant''. She and Niles promptly [[{{Fainting}} faint]] after receiving the news.
** TheReveal of C.C.’s full name.[[note]][[EmbarrassingFirstName Chasity-Claire]]. And Niles actually gushes over how lovely it sounds.[[/note]]

** And when Niles is begging C.C. not to tell Fran...
--->'''C.C.:''' (''in exaggerated despair'') I have nothing to live for!\\

** Fran finds out why Niles has been trying to convince Maxwell to let him co-produce a play with him; to impress a woman he is in love with. Being the romantic that she is, Fran urges Niles to tell this woman how he feels, but he says that she’ll only ever see him as “just the help” and would never consider him. Fran then asks him, [[TemptingFate “What woman wouldn’t be thrilled to have you in her life?”]] In walks ''C.C.''. The look on Niles’ face which clearly says, “''That’s'' who”, doubled with [[JawDrop the look on Fran’s]] after she puts two-and-two together, are ''priceless''.

--->'''Maxwell:''' I don't understand! Five hours ago, they were at each other's throats!

'''Niles and C.C.:''' (''mortified'') ''Oh my God''…\\

'''C.C.''': No!\\
''(Cue dramatic zoom in on Niles' OhCrap expression)''

'''C.C.''': No! ''(Cue dramatic zoom in on Niles' OhCrap expression)''

** TheReveal of C.C.’s full name.

'''Brighton:''' We need another boy in this henhouse. There is far too much "Blossom" on the tube.

* C.C. gets a big one, along with possibly her only SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome. Through out the episode, Niles has convinced C.C. that Maxwell has ''four'' kids, using a picture of the family with Macauley Culkin. After the whole group goes out to a show, C.C. shows up with a little boy. Niles is understandably horrified and reveals that he lied about there being four children before he runs off to phone the police. It turns out that C.C. knew Niles was playing her all along and hired a child actor to play the boy she "kidnapped.” When she's paying him, we get this gem:
-->'''C.C.''': Okay you can go. Here's ten for you and ten for your mom.
-->'''Boy''': But you promised us fifty!
-->'''C.C.''': Well, if you had remembered the part about needing your insulin, you'd be getting fifty.

** Fran finds out why Niles has been trying to convince Maxwell to let him co-produce a play with him: to impress a woman he is in love with. Being the romantic that she is, Fran urges Niles to tell this woman how he feels, but he says that she’ll only ever see him as “just the help” and would never consider him. Fran then asks him, [[TemptingFate “What woman wouldn’t be thrilled to have you in her life?”]] In walks ''C.C.''. The look on Niles’ face which clearly says, “''That’s'' who”, doubled with [[JawDrop the look on Fran’s]] after she puts two-and-two together, are ''priceless''.

** After Fran gets her tonsils removed, she can't speak. C.C. takes advantage of this by teasing and insulting her, all the while drinking a yellow liquid from a glass. Fran gleefully writes down on her whiteboard that what C.C. is drinking is not lemonade. Cue C.C.'s disgusted expression.

* C.C. gets a big one, along with possibly her only SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome. Through out the episode, Niles has convinced C.C. that Maxwell has ''four'' kids, using a picture of the family with Macauley Culkin. After the whole group goes out to a show, C.C. shows up with a little boy. Niles is understandably horrified and reveals that he lied about there being four children before he runs off to phone the police. It turns out that C.C. knew Niles was playing her all along and hired a child actor to play the boy she "kidnapped". When she's paying him, we get this gem:

* Pick any scene in "Schlepped Away". It's nothing but funny.

** The intro all the way from Fran, Sylvia, and Yetta walking through the front door to "Whose purse is this?". The three Fine women arguing together are comedy gold.

** Every guy Fran dances with that has some kind of flaw, she says "Have you met my friend, Val?". One of them is German with sprayed on hair that looks realistic, she tried to brush it but smeared it in a certain way, then she accidentally touched his upper lip, looking like a certain little mustache.

* In "Val's Apartment", Val and Fran move into an apartment together. Fran spots a cockroach and tells Val to "Take off your shoe and kill it". So she takes off her shoe and stomps her bare foot on the cockroach. Fran's reaction makes it all the more funnier: