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18th May '18 4:17:08 PM Jackie-Chaos-Bunny
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** Then later, after [[spoiler:C.C.]] leaves the room:
-->'''Niles:''' ''(dreamily)'' I love the smell of Nair that lingers when she leaves a room...
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Fran:''' ...WHO ''ARE'' YOU?! Are you telling me that all those years that you put dishwater in her coffee, and changed her lip balm for glue stick, and called her a “cow”, you were ''flirting''?!
-->'''Niles:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What, no good?]]
18th May '18 4:04:42 PM Jackie-Chaos-Bunny
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** Moments later, Niles enters the room and thinks that C.C. knows Fran is pregnant when she says "don't tell Maxwell about the kid." Niles had promised Fran he wouldn't say anything, and, thinking C.C.'s in on it, expresses amazement that she hasn't lost it upon learn Fran's pregnant. This leads to a dramatic zoom in, complete with a soap opera organ chord, of C.C.'s completely shocked look as she learns that Fran's pregnant and all hopes of getting with Maxwell are ''completely'' gone.

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** Moments later, Niles enters the room and thinks that C.C. knows Fran is pregnant when she says "don't tell Maxwell about the kid." Niles had promised Fran he wouldn't say anything, and, thinking C.C.'s in on it, expresses amazement that she hasn't lost it upon learn learning that Fran's pregnant. This leads to a dramatic zoom in, complete with a soap opera organ chord, of C.C.'s completely shocked look as she learns that Fran's pregnant and all hopes of getting with Maxwell are ''completely'' gone.



* In “The Producers”, Fran finds out that Niles is trying to produce a play to impress a woman he is in love with. Fran urges him to tell this woman how he feels, but he says that she would never consider him. Fran then asks him, [[TemptingFate “What woman wouldn’t be thrilled to have you in her life?”]] Cue ''[[spoiler:C.C.]]''. The look on Fran’s face when she puts two-and-two together is ''priceless''.

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* In “The Producers”, Fran finds out that Niles is trying to produce a play to impress a woman he is in love with. Fran urges him to tell this woman how he feels, but he says that she she’ll only ever see him as “just the help” and would never consider him. Fran then asks him, [[TemptingFate “What woman wouldn’t be thrilled to have you in her life?”]] Cue ''[[spoiler:C.C.]]''. The look on Fran’s face when she puts two-and-two together is ''priceless''.
18th May '18 3:51:39 PM Jackie-Chaos-Bunny
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* In the final season, Fran finds out that Niles is in love with someone. She urges him to tell this someone how he feels, but he says that she would never consider him. Fran then asks him, [[TemptingFate “What woman wouldn’t be thrilled to have you in her life?”]] Cue ''[[spoiler:C.C.]]''. The look on Fran’s face when she puts two-and-two together is ''priceless''.

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* In the final season, “The Producers”, Fran finds out that Niles is trying to produce a play to impress a woman he is in love with someone. She with. Fran urges him to tell this someone woman how he feels, but he says that she would never consider him. Fran then asks him, [[TemptingFate “What woman wouldn’t be thrilled to have you in her life?”]] Cue ''[[spoiler:C.C.]]''. The look on Fran’s face when she puts two-and-two together is ''priceless''.
18th May '18 5:41:10 AM Jackie-Chaos-Bunny
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-->'''Maxwell:''' To Get you back for kicking me.

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-->'''Maxwell:''' To Get get you back for kicking me.
18th May '18 5:38:59 AM Jackie-Chaos-Bunny
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** It gets even better when after this, [[ShipperOnDeck Niles, Maggie, Gracie, and Brighton]] all demand that Maxwell go find Fran, apologize, and beg her to come back.
-->'''Maggie:''' Dad, I don’t know what you did to hurt her, but you better hope that she forgives you!
-->'''Maxwell:''' I didn’t do ''anything'' to her!
-->'''Niles:''' Bet you wish you did ''now''...
** And then it gets even ''better'' immediately after that, when that little snark comes back and kicks Niles in the seat of his pants. Literally.
-->'''Niles:''' OW! What was that for?!
-->'''Maxwell:''' To Get you back for kicking me.
-->'''Niles:''' But I ''didn’t'' kick you!
-->'''Maxwell:''' ''(mockingly)'' [[IronicEcho Bet you wish you did now!]]
30th Apr '18 8:24:21 PM L4D2Ellis19
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** The MissConception subplot with Gracie, where she mistakenly assumes she's pregnant after mishearing a phone conversation by Fran.

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** The MissConception subplot with Gracie, where she mistakenly assumes she's pregnant after mishearing a phone conversation by Fran.Fran with Kurt.
26th Apr '18 5:13:28 PM Premonition45
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* Towards the beginning of "Here Comes the Brood", [[ChildHater C.C.]] tries to win Maxwell's affections by saying she wants to spend time with the Sheffield children.
-->'''Maxwell:''' C.C., this is a side of you that's rather unexpected...
-->'''C.C.:''' [[BlatantLies Maxwell, I]] ''[[BlatantLies adore]]'' [[BlatantLies children]]. It's a natural thing. A female thing.
-->'''Niles:''' I hear some females eat their young...
** The children get some good lines, too.
-->'''Grace:''' I don't wanna go to the zoo! I had a nightmare about fangs and claws and ''snarling!''
-->'''Maggie:''' Gracie, they keep the animals locked in cages.
-->'''Brighton:''' She's talking about C.C.
** And later, when Fran says that C.C. can take the kids to the zoo while she takes Maxwell to the dentist:
-->'''Grace:''' This is just how my nightmare started.



* Pick any scene in "Schlepped Away". It's nothing but funny.
** CC sleeping with Niles, thinking he's Maxwell. "If you're looking for the hot water bottle, that's not it."
** Either scene where everyone's watching ''Wheel Of Fortune'' was good. "Oh, buy a vowel, you twit!"
** Also, when Sylvia presents Niles wearing Morty's "World's Greatest Lover" T-shirt.
-->'''Niles:''' I hope no great expectations accompany this outfit.
* In "Sunday in the Park with Fran", C.C. makes Gracie go on a playdate with Frank Bradley Jr., as a way to curry favor with his father Frank Sr., a prominent Broadway critic. In her phone conversation with Frank Sr., [[BlatantLies she tells him that Gracie is her daughter]].
-->'''Gracie:''' I'm not hers. (''worried'') Am I?
-->'''Fran:''' (''reassuringly'') No, angel, your skin doesn't shed.
* In "I Don't Remember Mama", Niles says to C.C. "[[Film/TheWizardOfOz You have no power here.]] Now begone before someone drops a house on ''you''." The kicker? C.C. briefly looks upward ''as if she actually expects it to happen''. And she looks ''worried''.
* '''Yetta:''' Wait, who's purse is this?



* In "Strange Bedfellows", Fran gets home after a night of drunken partying, but mistakenly enters Maxwell's bedroom, taking her shoes off and getting into bed with Maxwell. The next morning, Niles finds them together and C.C. shows up announcing it's her birthday, so Niles "convinces" C.C. that she should take breakfast-in-bed to Maxwell.
-->'''C.C.:''' (''sing-song'') Maxwell... Oh, Maxwell...
-->(''C.C. draws back the curtain and screams when she sees Fran in bed with him. Her scream awakens Maxwell'')
-->'''Maxwell:''' (''surprised'') C.C., what the devil are you doing here?!
-->'''C.C.:''' What am I doing here? What is sh-she doing here?!
-->'''Maxwell:''' Who? (''he sees Fran's hair'') Oh... (''he brushes Fran's hair back'') Aah! Miss Fine?!
-->'''Fran:''' (''smacking her lips'') Oh, I'm having that dream again... (''she touches Maxwell's face, then jumps out of bed screaming, using the blanket to cover herself'') Oh, Mr. Sheffield! What are you doing in... your room?
-->'''Niles:''' (''to C.C., mockingly'') Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Miss Babcock, happy birthday to you...
** The end of the episode where Niles brings in champagne and dims the lights because he thinks Maxwell is finally going to propose to Fran, but it turns out he just offers to buy her a condo instead.
-->'''Niles''': Oy. [[LampshadeHanging This is gonna take forever.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/A3XdLTBcYYM You realize, of course, now I'm going to have to kill you.]]
* In "When You Pish Upon A Star", Fran messes up and says something that gets a child star Maxwell has for a show quit. He makes her try and entice him back, where she reacts to elegant dinner, no expense spared, very put out.
-->'''Fran:''' There's no way you're making me take the limo!
-->'''Maxwell:''' Oh yes you are!
-->'''Fran:''' But there's no way you're buying me a new dress!
-->'''Maxwell:''' O...(pauses, twitches as he realizes he's nearly been had) '''[[GetOut GET OUT!!!]]''' (leaps across the desk to grab her as she flees.



* In "Franny and the Professor", Fran [[GameShowAppearance goes on]] ''Series/{{Jeopardy}}'' and wins [[spoiler:a measly $200]] by being the only one who answers "Final Jeopardy!" correctly, but first going into overly-long detail about how she got it, leading Creator/AlexTrebek to shout [[BorrowedCatchphrase "MISS FINE!!!"]]



* Later, Niles and C.C. end up throwing insults at each other.
--> '''C.C.:''' I loathe you.
--> '''Niles:''' I despise you.
--> '''C.C.:''' Servant.
--> '''Niles:''' Trollop.
--> '''C.C.:''' Bell-boy.
--> '''Niles:''' Brunette.
--> ''cue them begin to passionately kiss each other''
** And then Maxwell and Fran walk in, both with a absolutely stunned expression on their faces.
** And the kicker is that both C.C. and Niles stare at the two for a moment before acting like nothing ever happened, only to suddenly whisper more insults into each others ears at the door as if ''flirting''.
--> '''C.C.:''' Swine.
--> '''Niles:''' [[BrickJoke Chicken.]]
--> ''C.C. shivers with a perverted expression''



* [[http://youtu.be/A3XdLTBcYYM You realize, of course, now I'm going to have to kill you.]]

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* [[http://youtu.be/A3XdLTBcYYM In "The Party's Over", every guy Fran dances with that have some kind of flaw, she says "Have you met my friend, Val?". One of them is German with sprayed on hair that looks realistic, she tried to brush it but smeared it in a certain way, then she accidentally touched his upper lip, looking like a certain little mustache.
** This dialogue:
-->'''Uncle Manny:''' ''(to Fran)'' Is that skirt a little snug?\\
'''Niles:''' Maybe just a little..\\
'''Uncle Manny:'''
You realize, of course, now I'm going hear that, your Honor? The skirt is snug. And if the skirt doesn't fit, you must acquit!
** Fran begs on her knees not to be thrown in jail.
** The judge is happy
to have the insane hearing end.
* In "The Kibbutz", Fran comments on how hard it is
to kill you.]]plan a vacation when you're single to Niles who has this to say.
-->'''Niles''': Yes it's much better when you have a family, so you can haul around their ski equipment and listen to 'Niles get me a brandy' 'Niles get me a comforter' 'Niles go out into that blizzard for a pizza!'
-->'''Maxwell''': (entering) Niles.
-->'''Niles''': (angrily) WHAT?! (Quickly drops to the floor and begins scrubbing Maxwell's shoe) is that on your shoe, sir? Let me get that for you!
* C.C. gets big one, along with possibly her only CrowningMomentOfAwesome. Through out the episode, Niles has convinced C.C. that Maxwell has ''four'' kids, using a picture of the family with Macauly Culkin. After the whole group goes out to a show, C.C. shows up with a little boy. Niles is understandably horrified, and reveals that he lied about there being four children before he runs off to phone the police. It turns out that C.C. knew Niles was playing her all along, and hired a child actor to play the boy she "kidnapped". When she's paying him, we get this gem:
-->'''C.C.''': Okay you can go. Here's ten for you and ten for your mom.
-->'''Boy''': But you promised us fifty!
-->'''C.C.''': Well, if you had remembered the part about needing your insulin, you'd be getting fifty.
* Niles and C.C. crying over the latest development in a Spanish soap opera, in broken Spanish. When Maxwell comes in the room and angrily asks if they have anything better to do, the two leave the room together muttering stuff about Maxwell in Spanish.



* In "Danny's Dead and Who's Got the Will?", Niles ''FINALLY'' [[http://youtu.be/cnCCtPsTLkY finds out what "The Thing" is]].
-->'''Maxwell:''' (''about Fran quitting'') I suppose I should've seen it coming. [[spoiler:A man can't tell a woman he loves her and then just take it back.]]
-->'''Niles:''' You ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]''
-->'''Grandma Eloise:''' (''walks in'') Maxwell--
-->'''Niles:''' (''stands up and points to the door'') '''GET ''OUT'', OLD WOMAN!!!'''
-->'''Grandma Eloise:''' (''leaves with a very confused look on her face'')
-->'''Niles:''' (''looks at Maxwell'') Did you just say that [[spoiler:you told Miss Fine that you loved her?]]
-->'''Maxwell:''' (''mumbling'') Mm-hm...
-->'''Niles:''' [[spoiler:And then you took it back?]]
-->'''Maxwell:''' (''mumbles'') Uh-huh...
-->'''Niles''': That's it, isn't it?! ''THAT'S "THE THING"!'' Oh, I could kick you in the seat of the pants!
-->'''Maxwell:''' I beg your pardon?
-->'''Niles:''' [[BlatantLies I said, "I need to press the pleat in your pants"]], but that's beside the point.
* In "The Tart With The Heart," when C.C. is reading about the plane Fran and Maxwell were on.
-->'''C.C.:''' Oh Maxwell, what an ordeal this flight was. I can't imagine anything more terrifying!
-->'''Niles:''' (''holds up a reflective metal tray'') Booga, booga, booga.



* When ShipperOnDeck Niles finally gets tired of Mr. Sheffield's constant waffling about his feelings for Fran, he finally just grabs him, shakes him, and yells at him to "MAKE A MOVE!" Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
** Becomes a CrowningMomentOfFunny right after that: C.C. walks by and asks an enraged Niles what they were yelling about where he tells her [[BlatantLies that he asked Maxwell to throw Fran out]]. C.C. instantly runs in and yells at Maxwell "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, JUST DO IT!!"



* In ''Mommy and Mai'', C.C. mentions that in an episode of ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'' she rewatched, Elaine must've been 12 months pregnant and they didn't acknowledge it. [[HideYourPregnancy Instead, they just kept hiding her behind huge props.]] [[LampshadeHanging Immediately afterward, she moves her giant bag from one shoulder to the other, picks up a potted plant and carries it out, and then brings in a poster with "Baby" on the front.]]



* "Immaculate Concepion": After discovering Maxwell's father left his entire fortune to his secret love child, Concepción, Fran and Sylvia at one point decide to speak with her about the inheritance. At the hotel they meet her mother, Consuelo, who is basically a Spanish version of Sylvia right down to the size of her hair.
-->'''Sylvia''': Listen, let's not beat around the bush. WHERE... is the the [[BaitAndSwitch room service menu?]]
-->'''Consuelo''': Here it is.
-->'''Sylvia''': [[SeriousBusiness Okay]].
** A few moments later as they're surveying the menu:
--->'''Sylvia''': Oh this looks like it would be enough.
--->'''Consuelo''': No no, it says served ''from'' eight to eleven.
--->'''Sylvia''': Oh. Well that's no good.
** When we first meet Concepción, Fran tries to break the ice and asks if she's got any family or a husband. Concepción says she lived with a man for several years but [[InTheBlood wasn't able to make a commitment]]. Fran immediately turns to Maxwell and declares "Well there's your DNA test!"



* In the final season, Fran finds out that Niles is in love with someone. She urges him to tell this someone how he feels, but he says that she would never consider him. Fran then asks him, [[TemptingFate “What woman wouldn’t be thrilled to have you in her life?”]] Cue ''[[spoiler:C.C.]]''. The look on Fran’s face when she puts two-and-two together is ''priceless''.














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* '''Yetta:''' Wait, who's purse is this?












* C.C. gets big one, along with possibly her only CrowningMomentOfAwesome. Through out the episode, Niles has convinced C.C. that Maxwell has ''four'' kids, using a picture of the family with Macauly Culkin. After the whole group goes out to a show, C.C. shows up with a little boy. Niles is understandably horrified, and reveals that he lied about there being four children before he runs off to phone the police. It turns out that C.C. knew Niles was playing her all along, and hired a child actor to play the boy she "kidnapped". When she's paying him, we get this gem:
-->'''C.C.''': Okay you can go. Here's ten for you and ten for your mom.
-->'''Boy''': But you promised us fifty!
-->'''C.C.''': Well, if you had remembered the part about needing your insulin, you'd be getting fifty.
* Niles and C.C. crying over the latest development in a Spanish soap opera, in broken Spanish. When Maxwell comes in the room and angrily asks if they have anything better to do, the two leave the room together muttering stuff about Maxwell in Spanish.
* Pick any scene in "Schlepped Away". It's nothing but funny.
** CC sleeping with Niles, thinking he's Maxwell. "If you're looking for the hot water bottle, that's not it."
** Either scene where everyone's watching ''Wheel Of Fortune'' was good. "Oh, buy a vowel, you twit!"
** Also, when Sylvia presents Niles wearing Morty's "World's Greatest Lover" T-shirt.
-->'''Niles:''' I hope no great expectations accompany this outfit.
* Towards the beginning of "Here Comes the Brood", [[ChildHater C.C.]] tries to win Maxwell's affections by saying she wants to spend time with the Sheffield children.
-->'''Maxwell:''' C.C., this is a side of you that's rather unexpected...
-->'''C.C.:''' [[BlatantLies Maxwell, I]] ''[[BlatantLies adore]]'' [[BlatantLies children]]. It's a natural thing. A female thing.
-->'''Niles:''' I hear some females eat their young...
** The children get some good lines, too.
-->'''Grace:''' I don't wanna go to the zoo! I had a nightmare about fangs and claws and ''snarling!''
-->'''Maggie:''' Gracie, they keep the animals locked in cages.
-->'''Brighton:''' She's talking about C.C.
** And later, when Fran says that C.C. can take the kids to the zoo while she takes Maxwell to the dentist:
-->'''Grace:''' This is just how my nightmare started.
* In "Strange Bedfellows", Fran gets home after a night of drunken partying, but mistakenly enters Maxwell's bedroom, taking her shoes off and getting into bed with Maxwell. The next morning, Niles finds them together and C.C. shows up announcing it's her birthday, so Niles "convinces" C.C. that she should take breakfast-in-bed to Maxwell.
-->'''C.C.:''' (''sing-song'') Maxwell... Oh, Maxwell...
-->(''C.C. draws back the curtain and screams when she sees Fran in bed with him. Her scream awakens Maxwell'')
-->'''Maxwell:''' (''surprised'') C.C., what the devil are you doing here?!
-->'''C.C.:''' What am I doing here? What is sh-she doing here?!
-->'''Maxwell:''' Who? (''he sees Fran's hair'') Oh... (''he brushes Fran's hair back'') Aah! Miss Fine?!
-->'''Fran:''' (''smacking her lips'') Oh, I'm having that dream again... (''she touches Maxwell's face, then jumps out of bed screaming, using the blanket to cover herself'') Oh, Mr. Sheffield! What are you doing in... your room?
-->'''Niles:''' (''to C.C., mockingly'') Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Miss Babcock, happy birthday to you...
** The end of the episode where Niles brings in champagne and dims the lights because he thinks Maxwell is finally going to propose to Fran, but it turns out he just offers to buy her a condo instead.
-->'''Niles''': Oy. [[LampshadeHanging This is gonna take forever.]]
* In "Sunday in the Park with Fran", C.C. makes Gracie go on a playdate with Frank Bradley Jr., as a way to curry favor with his father Frank Sr., a prominent Broadway critic. In her phone conversation with Frank Sr., [[BlatantLies she tells him that Gracie is her daughter]].
-->'''Gracie:''' I'm not hers. (''worried'') Am I?
-->'''Fran:''' (''reassuringly'') No, angel, your skin doesn't shed.
* In "The Party's Over", every guy Fran dances with that have some kind of flaw, she says "Have you met my friend, Val?". One of them is German with sprayed on hair that looks realistic, she tried to brush it but smeared it in a certain way, then she accidentally touched his upper lip, looking like a certain little mustache.
** This dialogue:
-->'''Uncle Manny:''' ''(to Fran)'' Is that skirt a little snug?\\
'''Niles:''' Maybe just a little..\\
'''Uncle Manny:''' You hear that, your Honor? The skirt is snug. And if the skirt doesn't fit, you must acquit!
** Fran begs on her knees not to be thrown in jail.
** The judge is happy to have the insane hearing end.
* In "Danny's Dead and Who's Got the Will?", Niles ''FINALLY'' [[http://youtu.be/cnCCtPsTLkY finds out what "The Thing" is]].
-->'''Maxwell:''' (''about Fran quitting'') I suppose I should've seen it coming. [[spoiler:A man can't tell a woman he loves her and then just take it back.]]
-->'''Niles:''' You ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]''
-->'''Grandma Eloise:''' (''walks in'') Maxwell--
-->'''Niles:''' (''stands up and points to the door'') '''GET ''OUT'', OLD WOMAN!!!'''
-->'''Grandma Eloise:''' (''leaves with a very confused look on her face'')
-->'''Niles:''' (''looks at Maxwell'') Did you just say that [[spoiler:you told Miss Fine that you loved her?]]
-->'''Maxwell:''' (''mumbling'') Mm-hm...
-->'''Niles:''' [[spoiler:And then you took it back?]]
-->'''Maxwell:''' (''mumbles'') Uh-huh...
-->'''Niles''': That's it, isn't it?! ''THAT'S "THE THING"!'' Oh, I could kick you in the seat of the pants!
-->'''Maxwell:''' I beg your pardon?
-->'''Niles:''' [[BlatantLies I said, "I need to press the pleat in your pants"]], but that's beside the point.
* When ShipperOnDeck Niles finally gets tired of Mr. Sheffield's constant waffling about his feelings for Fran, he finally just grabs him, shakes him, and yells at him to "MAKE A MOVE!" Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
** Becomes a CrowningMomentOfFunny right after that: C.C. walks by and asks an enraged Niles what they were yelling about where he tells her [[BlatantLies that he asked Maxwell to throw Fran out]]. C.C. instantly runs in and yells at Maxwell "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, JUST DO IT!!"
* In "Franny and the Professor", Fran [[GameShowAppearance goes on]] ''Series/{{Jeopardy}}'' and wins [[spoiler:a measly $200]] by being the only one who answers "Final Jeopardy!" correctly, but first going into overly-long detail about how she got it, leading Creator/AlexTrebek to shout [[BorrowedCatchphrase "MISS FINE!!!"]]
* In one episode, Niles says to C.C. "[[Film/TheWizardOfOz You have no power here.]] Now begone before someone drops a house on ''you''." The kicker? C.C. briefly looks upward ''as if she actually expects it to happen''. And she looks ''worried''.
* In The Kibbutz, Fran comments on how hard it is to plan a vacation when you're single to Niles who has this to say.
-->'''Niles''': Yes it's much better when you have a family, so you can haul around their ski equipment and listen to 'Niles get me a brandy' 'Niles get me a comforter' 'Niles go out into that blizzard for a pizza!'
-->'''Maxwell''': (entering) Niles.
-->'''Niles''': (angrily) WHAT?! (Quickly drops to the floor and begins scrubbing Maxwell's shoe) is that on your shoe, sir? Let me get that for you!
* In "The Tart With The Heart," when C.C. is reading about the plane Fran and Maxwell were on.
-->'''C.C.:''' Oh Maxwell, what an ordeal this flight was. I can't imagine anything more terrifying!
-->'''Niles:''' (''holds up a reflective metal tray'') Booga, booga, booga.
* When Niles and C.C. end up throwing insults at each other.
--> '''C.C.:''' I loathe you.
--> '''Niles:''' I despise you.
--> '''C.C.:''' Servant.
--> '''Niles:''' Trollop.
--> '''C.C.:''' Bell-boy.
--> '''Niles:''' Brunette.
--> ''cue them begin to passionately kiss each other''
** And then Maxwell and Fran walk in, both with a absolutely stunned expression on their faces.
** And the kicker is that both C.C. and Niles stare at the two for a moment before acting like nothing ever happened, only to suddenly whisper more insults into each others ears at the door as if ''flirting''.
--> '''C.C.:''' Swine.
--> '''Niles:''' [[BrickJoke Chicken.]]
--> ''C.C. shivers with a perverted expression''



* After discovering Maxwell's father left his entire fortune to his secret love child, Concepción, Fran and Sylvia at one point decide to speak with her about the inheritance. At the hotel they meet her mother, Consuelo, who is basically a Spanish version of Sylvia right down to the size of her hair.
-->'''Sylvia''': Listen, let's not beat around the bush. WHERE... is the the [[BaitAndSwitch room service menu?]]
-->'''Consuelo''': Here it is.
-->'''Sylvia''': [[SeriousBusiness Okay]].
** A few moments later as they're surveying the menu:
--->'''Sylvia''': Oh this looks like it would be enough.
--->'''Consuelo''': No no, it says served ''from'' eight to eleven.
--->'''Sylvia''': Oh. Well that's no good.
** When we first meet Concepción, Fran tries to break the ice and asks if she's got any family or a husband. Concepción says she lived with a man for several years but [[InTheBlood wasn't able to make a commitment]]. Fran immediately turns to Maxwell and declares "Well there's your DNA test!"
* Fran messes up and says something that gets a child star Maxwell has for a show quit. He makes her try and entice him back, where she reacts to elegant dinner, no expense spared, very put out.
-->'''Fran:''' There's no way you're making me take the limo!
-->'''Maxwell:''' Oh yes you are!
-->'''Fran:''' But there's no way you're buying me a new dress!
-->'''Maxwell:''' O...(pauses, twitches as he realizes he's nearly been had) '''[[GetOut GET OUT!!!]]''' (leaps across the desk to grab her as she flees.
* In the final season, Fran finds out that Niles is in love with someone. She urges him to tell this someone how he feels, but he says that she would never consider him. Fran then asks him, [[TemptingFate “What woman wouldn’t be thrilled to have you in her life?”]] Cue ''[[spoiler:C.C.]]''. The look on Fran’s face when she puts two-and-two together is ''priceless''.
* In ''Mommy and Mai'', C.C. mentions that in an episode of {{Seinfeld}} she rewatched, Elaine must've been 12 months pregnant and they didn't acknowledge it. [[HideYourPregnancy Instead, they just kept hiding her behind huge props.]] [[LampshadeHanging Immediately afterward, she moves her giant bag from one shoulder to the other, picks up a potted plant and carries it out, and then brings in a poster with "Baby" on the front.]]

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* After discovering Maxwell's father left his entire fortune to his secret love child, Concepción, Fran and Sylvia at one point decide to speak with her about the inheritance. At the hotel they meet her mother, Consuelo, who is basically a Spanish version of Sylvia right down to the size of her hair.
-->'''Sylvia''': Listen, let's not beat around the bush. WHERE... is the the [[BaitAndSwitch room service menu?]]
-->'''Consuelo''': Here it is.
-->'''Sylvia''': [[SeriousBusiness Okay]].
** A few moments later as they're surveying the menu:
--->'''Sylvia''': Oh this looks like it would be enough.
--->'''Consuelo''': No no, it says served ''from'' eight to eleven.
--->'''Sylvia''': Oh. Well that's no good.
** When we first meet Concepción, Fran tries to break the ice and asks if she's got any family or a husband. Concepción says she lived with a man for several years but [[InTheBlood wasn't able to make a commitment]]. Fran immediately turns to Maxwell and declares "Well there's your DNA test!"
* Fran messes up and says something that gets a child star Maxwell has for a show quit. He makes her try and entice him back, where she reacts to elegant dinner, no expense spared, very put out.
-->'''Fran:''' There's no way you're making me take the limo!
-->'''Maxwell:''' Oh yes you are!
-->'''Fran:''' But there's no way you're buying me a new dress!
-->'''Maxwell:''' O...(pauses, twitches as he realizes he's nearly been had) '''[[GetOut GET OUT!!!]]''' (leaps across the desk to grab her as she flees.
* In the final season, Fran finds out that Niles is in love with someone. She urges him to tell this someone how he feels, but he says that she would never consider him. Fran then asks him, [[TemptingFate “What woman wouldn’t be thrilled to have you in her life?”]] Cue ''[[spoiler:C.C.]]''. The look on Fran’s face when she puts two-and-two together is ''priceless''.
* In ''Mommy and Mai'', C.C. mentions that in an episode of {{Seinfeld}} she rewatched, Elaine must've been 12 months pregnant and they didn't acknowledge it. [[HideYourPregnancy Instead, they just kept hiding her behind huge props.]] [[LampshadeHanging Immediately afterward, she moves her giant bag from one shoulder to the other, picks up a potted plant and carries it out, and then brings in a poster with "Baby" on the front.]]
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtrcaUgcRf4 The epic Dynasty spoof]].
* The CelebrityParadox / IntercompanyCrossover in which Fran meets [[Film/ThisIsSpinalTap Bobbi Flekman]].
* "The Dinner Party", the episode after Fran and Maxwell get engaged features a classic Niles prank. He sends two tap dancers to CC's apartment and they sing this little gem (to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"): "Fran and Maxwell are engaged / It looks like you're a loser / She'll be happy all her days / And you'll become a boozer" before they dance off. The twitch Lauren Lane does at the end of the scene only adds to the moment.
** Oh, but it gets better. When Maxwell contemplated how to break it to C.C., Niles smugly announced he'd taken care of it and... well you know the rest.
** And then there's the fact that he was giddy as a school girl the minute C.C. came by the house so he could shove Fran's engagement ring in her face.
--->'''Niles''' (''after hearing the doorbell''): Oh, I hope that's Miss Babcock! She hasn't seen the ring yet!
--->(''Checks the front door'')
--->'''Niles''': It IS Miss Babcock, it IS!
** And then she walks in, she hands Niles one of the dancer's tattered hats and says "Their next gig will be tapping on your grave." Niles giggles upon seeing this.
* The infamous scene from "A Close Shave" where Fran, masquerading as a nurse, is told to shave the genitals of Mr. Sheffield. It is possibly the longest period of StudioAudience laughter ever.
** Charles Shaughnessy was barely holding back from laughing, and instead was clearly giggling.
** It was the longest period of studio audience laughter in the show's entire run. What makes the scene hysterical is Niles' reaction: "Bucking for a raise?"
* When C.C. is down about where she got in life:
--> '''Maxwell:''' Aw C.C., don't be so down. You got a successful career and...
--> {{beat}}
--> '''Maxwell:''' Well, a successful career.

to:

[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder:Season One]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtrcaUgcRf4 The epic Dynasty spoof]].
* The CelebrityParadox / IntercompanyCrossover in which Fran meets [[Film/ThisIsSpinalTap Bobbi Flekman]].
* "The Dinner Party", the episode after Fran and Maxwell get engaged features a classic Niles prank. He sends two tap dancers to CC's apartment and they sing this little gem (to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"): "Fran and Maxwell are engaged / It looks like you're a loser / She'll be happy all her days / And you'll become a boozer" before they dance off. The twitch Lauren Lane does at the end of the scene only adds to the moment.
** Oh, but it gets better. When Maxwell contemplated how to break it to
In "Deep Throat", when C.C., Niles smugly announced he'd taken care of it and... well you know the rest.
** And then there's the fact that he was giddy as a school girl the minute C.C. came by the house so he could shove Fran's engagement ring in her face.
--->'''Niles''' (''after hearing the doorbell''): Oh, I hope that's Miss Babcock! She hasn't seen the ring yet!
--->(''Checks the front door'')
--->'''Niles''': It IS Miss Babcock, it IS!
** And then she walks in, she hands Niles one of the dancer's tattered hats and says "Their next gig will be tapping on your grave." Niles giggles upon seeing this.
* The infamous scene from "A Close Shave" where Fran, masquerading as a nurse, is told to shave the genitals of Mr. Sheffield. It is possibly the longest period of StudioAudience laughter ever.
** Charles Shaughnessy was barely holding back from laughing, and instead was clearly giggling.
** It was the longest period of studio audience laughter in the show's entire run. What makes the scene hysterical is Niles' reaction: "Bucking for a raise?"
* When C.
C. is down about where she got in life:
--> '''Maxwell:''' Aw C.C., don't be so down. You got a successful career and...
--> {{beat}}
--> '''Maxwell:''' Well,
and... ({{beat}}) well, a successful career.



[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season Two]]
* In "The Nanny Napper", Fran gets accused of kidnapping an infant in the subway after volunteering to hold it for the mother, only to get separated.
** When they first get home with the baby:
-->'''Fran:''' Niles, do we have any old nipples around the house?
-->(''the door opens and C.C. comes in'')
-->'''C.C.:''' Hello, hello!
-->(''Niles just bites his coat'')
** Fran and Maxwell try to take the baby to the police station, but it's too crowded, so they come back.
-->'''Maggie:''' Hey, the baby's back!
-->'''Gracie:''' Oh, Daddy, can we keep him?
-->'''Maxwell:''' Gracie, he's not a lost puppy, he's somebody's baby.
-->'''Gracie:''' All right... can I have a puppy?
-->'''Maxwell:''' No, you cannot have a puppy.
-->'''Fran:''' Well, I don't know, it may help to fill the void after we have to give away our baby boy...
-->'''Maxwell:''' Miss Fine...
-->'''Brighton:''' We need another boy in this henhouse. There is far too much "Blossom" on the tube.
** The Sheffield children immediately bond with the baby.
-->'''Maggie:''' Oh, I can't wait to have a baby of my own...
-->'''Maxwell:''' Yes, you ''can'' wait. You can wait ''a lot''.
-->'''Brighton:''' (''cooing'') Can you say "Nintendo"?
** When C.C. shows up at the police station:
-->'''C.C.:''' Maxwell? Is everything all right? Has she been incarcerated? Did I miss it?
-->'''Maxwell:''' C.C., you could show some concern for Miss Fine...
-->'''C.C.:''' Maxwell, my concern is for you. Before Nanny Fine entered our lives, we never had to set foot in a place like this.
-->'''Hooker:''' C.C.? Girlfriend! Got you again, huh?
-->'''C.C.:''' You must have me confused with someone else... (''to Maxwell'') I've never seen this person before in my life.
-->'''Hooker:''' Ooh, is that your game? That's cool... Just stay off 2nd Avenue. Leon's looking for you.
-->'''C.C.:''' Maxwell, I swear!...
-->(''the hooker goes over to Niles, who pays her'')
-->'''Niles:''' (''handing her money'') Here you go...
-->'''Hooker:''' How'd you like it, sugar?
-->'''Niles:''' Oh, it was so good, I could do it again and again and again...
** In the end, after getting cleared:
-->'''Fran:''' (''finding Gracie eating ice cream'') Oh my, would you look at this mess?
-->'''Gracie:''' I'm binging. I'm a little depressed about giving back the baby.
-->'''Fran:''' Aw, well, sweetie, we had to give him back, he wasn't ours.
-->'''Maxwell:''' That's right, he didn't belong to our family.
-->'''Gracie:''' Then why don't you two make a baby?
-->'''Fran:''' Take it away, Mr. Sheffield...
-->'''Maxwell:''' Well, um, we would have to be, you know, you have to be married first.
-->'''Fran:''' Oh, right, married...
-->'''Maxwell:''' There has to be an engagement...
-->'''Fran:''' I'd want a big ring, a party, don't ask...
-->'''Gracie:''' Then why don't you two get married?
-->'''Maxwell:''' (''to Fran'') I took the last one.
-->'''Fran:''' Thanks. Well, you have to be in love with the person.
-->'''Gracie:''' (''to Maxwell'') Don't you love Fran?
-->'''Fran:''' Yeah, don't you love Fran?
-->'''Maxwell:''' Well, in a Nanny-friend-boss type of way...
-->'''Fran:''' Yeah, and I love your father in a "Thanks a lot, you British cold fish" type of way.
-->'''Gracie:''' But you could have a baby and get married if you wanted to?
-->'''Fran:''' Well, uh, we'd have to be best friends to see if we can live together and, of course, there'd have to be a very strong physical attraction...''(the two of them reach for the same thing, their hands brush and their eyes meet)'' Would you go to bed?!
-->(''Gracie leaves'')
* The infamous scene from "A Close Shave" where Fran, masquerading as a nurse, is told to shave the genitals of Mr. Sheffield. It is possibly the longest period of StudioAudience laughter ever.
** Charles Shaughnessy was barely holding back from laughing, and instead was clearly giggling.
** Indeed, it was the longest period of studio audience laughter in the show's entire run. What makes the scene hysterical is Niles' reaction: "Bucking for a raise?"



** Mr. Sheffield doubts Fran's "kissing prowess", so she proves him wrong right there on the couch, inducing a PostKissCatatonia for Mr. Sheffield and dispatching him with [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome one awesome quote]]:
-->'''Fran:''' Sorry that I had to get tough with you, but you had to learn!



* The MissConception subplot with Gracie, where she mistakenly assumes she's pregnant after mishearing a phone conversation by Fran.

to:

* ** The MissConception subplot with Gracie, where she mistakenly assumes she's pregnant after mishearing a phone conversation by Fran.



* From "I've Got a Secret", [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kYcix0P224 Marvin Nathan's drag performance]] as Music/{{Cher}}, full stop.
-->'''Maxwell:''' When was the last time he passed for Cher, ''Sea World''?!
** And before his appearance;
-->'''Maxwell:''' I was just thinking before I hired you I never had the need for an emergency transvestite.
** Then there's TheStinger, with Ira unable to hail a cab, chasing one futilely as it speeds off.
* A very cute little scene from "A Star is Unborn":
-->'''Fran''': ''(to Niles, since she and Mr. Sheffield aren't speaking)'' Well, you can tell Mr. Sheffield that I am a grown woman and can seek fulfillment anyway I wish and that he is a doodiehead. ''(exits the room)''
-->'''Niles''': ''(deadpan)'' To synopsize, sir...you are a doodiehead.
-->'''Maxwell''': ''(disgruntled)'' That's the part you choose to repeat?
-->'''Niles''': Translator's prerogative.
** Speaking of "A Star is Unborn, I'm surprised no one put Fran's BadBadActing as [[RomeoAndJuliet Juliet]].
** Not to mention the kiss that Maxwell and Fran share, followed by Fran nearly falling down the stairs due to weak knees.
* In "Everybody Needs a Bubby", Grandma Yetta stays at the Sheffields as her retirement home gets fumigated, much to the irritation of Maxwell. At one point, they smell smoke in Yetta's room, but it's not from Yetta's cigarettes.
-->'''Fran:''' (''finding Yetta in bed with an elderly man'') Oh my god, Yetta!
-->'''Yetta:''' What a coincidence! Saul said the same thing not ten minutes ago!
-->'''Maxwell:''' What the devil's burning?
-->(''the smoke is, in fact, coming from a toaster'')
-->'''Yetta:''' Oh, Saul, I ruined your bagel!
-->'''Fran:''' Oh, no, no, you can just scrape off the top. It's still good...
-->'''Maxwell:''' Miss Fine!
-->'''Fran:''' What did you do with all the cream cheese?
-->(''Yetta and Saul pull the comforter up'')
** Then there's what Niles says afterwards.
-->'''Niles:''' *nonchalant* Oh, good morning, Ms. Rosenburg. Mr. Knasel.
-->'''Maxwell:''' You knew about this!?
-->'''Niles:''' Yes, my room is directly beneath theirs. *looks in room.* ''Bravo.'' *walks away, eyes wide*
** Later that night:
-->'''C.C.:''' Oh, dear, sweet, pompous Niles. Maxwell and Nanny Fine are on the outs and there is ''nothing'' you can do to ruin this glorious feeling I have!
-->'''Niles:''' *smiling smugly* You wanna bet? ''(He urges her closer and she walks over, looking confused and a bit worried)'' Grandma Yetta, aged 80, living in a home, got a heap o'good lovin' last night. And you?
-->'''C.C.:''' ''(sadly and dejectedly walks out with her head low)'' ''I hate my'' '''''life!'''''
-->'''Niles:''' ''(takes a deep bow) Thank you! (studio audience applauds)''
* "Lamb Chop on the Menu":
-->'''C.C:''' God I have to move out of my to get my floors redone and I can not find a kennel.
-->'''Niles:''' Oh, treat yourself to a hotel...
-->'''C.C:''' Not me, my dog.
-->'''Fran:''' Chester? You're going to put Chester in a cage somewhere? Oh, I think that's terrible to a dog out of it's warm, and loving environment *pauses* Hrm.. well anyway you still shouldn't do it, my uncle Mani put his dog in a kennel and he was never the same again would you like to knows what happened?
-->'''Maxwell:''' Not really.
-->'''Fran:''' He put his German shepherd King in a cage with male poodles. P.S: All hopes of breeding him were over.
-->'''C.C:''' Oh, for heaven's sake, he's a small dog. He fits in a wet bar fridge!
-->*Fran, Maxwell, and Niles all pause to look at her*
-->'''C.C:''' ...Nevermind how I know that.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season Three]]
* The scene in "Pen Pal" where C.C. thinks Maxwell is behind her in the office and tries to seduce him. It's actually Niles. She asks him what he wants her to do and he tells her to cluck like a chicken. [[HumiliationConga She does.]] HilarityEnsues.



* The scene in "Pen Pal" where C.C. thinks Maxwell is behind her in the office and tries to seduce him. It's actually Niles. She asks him what he wants her to do and he tells her to cluck like a chicken. [[HumiliationConga She does.]] HilarityEnsues.
* Let's face it, practically EVERYTHING Niles quips.
* Anytime Yetta makes an appearance.
* The episode "The Fifth Wheel" when Fran and C.C. give up men after C.C. discovers the man she was talking to online was really Brighton.
** And C.C.'s reaction when she processes what really happened.
-->'''C.C.:''' The things I said! The things he... you know he's got quite a vocabulary for a fifteen year old.
* Everything about C.C. trying to stop smoking. Especially how Niles is just cooking and baking piles of food for her (she's worried about gaining weight, yet is always seen eating his things) and the scene where Maxwell is fed up with C.C. tapping nervously.
* In "Honeymoon's Overboard", Fran and Maxwell are stranded on a deserted island as something appears to sting him:
-->'''Maxwell:''' I can't feel anything in half my body.
-->'''Fran:''' Which half?
-->'''Maxwell:''' The lower half.
-->'''Fran:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]]
** Also in that episode, Fran has to get the poison out of Maxwell by sucking it out.
-->'''Maxwell:''' Don't swallow, or it will kill you.
-->'''Fran:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar You mean my mother was right?!]]



* '''Yetta:''' Wait, who's purse is this?



* In "A Kiss is Just a Kiss", Mr. Sheffield doubts Fran's "kissing prowess", so she proves him wrong right there on the couch, inducing a PostKissCatatonia for Mr. Sheffield and dispatching him with [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome one awesome quote]]:
-->'''Fran:''' Sorry that I had to get tough with you, but you had to learn!
* From "I've Got a Secret", [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kYcix0P224 Marvin Nathan's drag performance]] as Music/{{Cher}}, full stop.
-->'''Maxwell:''' When was the last time he passed for Cher, ''Sea World''?!
** And before his appearance;
-->'''Maxwell:''' I was just thinking before I hired you I never had the need for an emergency transvestite.
** Then there's TheStinger, with Ira unable to hail a cab, chasing one futilely as it speeds off.
* In "The Nanny Napper", Fran gets accused of kidnapping an infant in the subway after volunteering to hold it for the mother, only to get separated.
** When they first get home with the baby:
-->'''Fran:''' Niles, do we have any old nipples around the house?
-->(''the door opens and C.C. comes in'')
-->'''C.C.:''' Hello, hello!
-->(''Niles just bites his coat'')
** Fran and Maxwell try to take the baby to the police station, but it's too crowded, so they come back.
-->'''Maggie:''' Hey, the baby's back!
-->'''Gracie:''' Oh, Daddy, can we keep him?
-->'''Maxwell:''' Gracie, he's not a lost puppy, he's somebody's baby.
-->'''Gracie:''' All right... can I have a puppy?
-->'''Maxwell:''' No, you cannot have a puppy.
-->'''Fran:''' Well, I don't know, it may help to fill the void after we have to give away our baby boy...
-->'''Maxwell:''' Miss Fine...
-->'''Brighton:''' We need another boy in this henhouse. There is far too much "Blossom" on the tube.
** The Sheffield children immediately bond with the baby.
-->'''Maggie:''' Oh, I can't wait to have a baby of my own...
-->'''Maxwell:''' Yes, you ''can'' wait. You can wait ''a lot''.
-->'''Brighton:''' (''cooing'') Can you say "Nintendo"?
** When C.C. shows up at the police station:
-->'''C.C.:''' Maxwell? Is everything all right? Has she been incarcerated? Did I miss it?
-->'''Maxwell:''' C.C., you could show some concern for Miss Fine...
-->'''C.C.:''' Maxwell, my concern is for you. Before Nanny Fine entered our lives, we never had to set foot in a place like this.
-->'''Hooker:''' C.C.? Girlfriend! Got you again, huh?
-->'''C.C.:''' You must have me confused with someone else... (''to Maxwell'') I've never seen this person before in my life.
-->'''Hooker:''' Ooh, is that your game? That's cool... Just stay off 2nd Avenue. Leon's looking for you.
-->'''C.C.:''' Maxwell, I swear!...
-->(''the hooker goes over to Niles, who pays her'')
-->'''Niles:''' (''handing her money'') Here you go...
-->'''Hooker:''' How'd you like it, sugar?
-->'''Niles:''' Oh, it was so good, I could do it again and again and again...
** In the end, after getting cleared:
-->'''Fran:''' (''finding Gracie eating ice cream'') Oh my, would you look at this mess?
-->'''Gracie:''' I'm binging. I'm a little depressed about giving back the baby.
-->'''Fran:''' Aw, well, sweetie, we had to give him back, he wasn't ours.
-->'''Maxwell:''' That's right, he didn't belong to our family.
-->'''Gracie:''' Then why don't you two make a baby?
-->'''Fran:''' Take it away, Mr. Sheffield...
-->'''Maxwell:''' Well, um, we would have to be, you know, you have to be married first.
-->'''Fran:''' Oh, right, married...
-->'''Maxwell:''' There has to be an engagement...
-->'''Fran:''' I'd want a big ring, a party, don't ask...
-->'''Gracie:''' Then why don't you two get married?
-->'''Maxwell:''' (''to Fran'') I took the last one.
-->'''Fran:''' Thanks. Well, you have to be in love with the person.
-->'''Gracie:''' (''to Maxwell'') Don't you love Fran?
-->'''Fran:''' Yeah, don't you love Fran?
-->'''Maxwell:''' Well, in a Nanny-friend-boss type of way...
-->'''Fran:''' Yeah, and I love your father in a "Thanks a lot, you British cold fish" type of way.
-->'''Gracie:''' But you could have a baby and get married if you wanted to?
-->'''Fran:''' Well, uh, we'd have to be best friends to see if we can live together and, of course, there'd have to be a very strong physical attraction...''(the two of them reach for the same thing, their hands brush and their eyes meet)'' Would you go to bed?!
-->(''Gracie leaves'')

to:

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season Four]]
* In "A Kiss is Just a Kiss", Mr. Sheffield doubts Fran's "kissing prowess", so she proves him wrong right there on the couch, inducing a PostKissCatatonia for Mr. Sheffield and dispatching him with [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome one awesome quote]]:
-->'''Fran:''' Sorry that I had to get tough with you, but you had to learn!
* From "I've Got a Secret",
[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kYcix0P224 Marvin Nathan's drag performance]] as Music/{{Cher}}, full stop.
-->'''Maxwell:''' When was the last time he passed for Cher, ''Sea World''?!
** And before his appearance;
-->'''Maxwell:''' I was just thinking before I hired you I never had the need for an emergency transvestite.
** Then there's TheStinger, with Ira unable to hail a cab, chasing one futilely as it speeds off.
com/watch?v=DtrcaUgcRf4 The epic Dynasty spoof]] from "Kissing Cousins".
* In The episode "The Nanny Napper", Fifth Wheel" when Fran gets accused of kidnapping an infant in the subway after volunteering to hold it for the mother, only to get separated.
** When they first get home with the baby:
-->'''Fran:''' Niles, do we have any old nipples around the house?
-->(''the door opens
and C.C. comes in'')
give up men after C.C. discovers the man she was talking to online was really Brighton.
** And C.C.'s reaction when she processes what really happened.
-->'''C.C.:''' Hello, hello!
-->(''Niles just bites his coat'')
** Fran and Maxwell try to take the baby to the police station, but it's too crowded, so they come back.
-->'''Maggie:''' Hey, the baby's back!
-->'''Gracie:''' Oh, Daddy, can we keep him?
-->'''Maxwell:''' Gracie,
The things I said! The things he... you know he's not got quite a lost puppy, he's somebody's baby.
-->'''Gracie:''' All right... can I have a puppy?
-->'''Maxwell:''' No, you cannot have a puppy.
-->'''Fran:''' Well, I don't know, it may help to fill the void after we have to give away our baby boy...
-->'''Maxwell:''' Miss Fine...
-->'''Brighton:''' We need another boy in this henhouse. There is far too much "Blossom" on the tube.
** The Sheffield children immediately bond with the baby.
-->'''Maggie:''' Oh, I can't wait to have a baby of my own...
-->'''Maxwell:''' Yes, you ''can'' wait. You can wait ''a lot''.
-->'''Brighton:''' (''cooing'') Can you say "Nintendo"?
** When C.C. shows up at the police station:
-->'''C.C.:''' Maxwell? Is everything all right? Has she been incarcerated? Did I miss it?
-->'''Maxwell:''' C.C., you could show some concern
vocabulary for Miss Fine...
-->'''C.C.:''' Maxwell, my concern is for you. Before Nanny Fine entered our lives, we never had to set foot in
a place like this.
-->'''Hooker:''' C.C.? Girlfriend! Got you again, huh?
-->'''C.C.:''' You must have me confused with someone else... (''to Maxwell'') I've never seen this person before in my life.
-->'''Hooker:''' Ooh, is that your game? That's cool... Just stay off 2nd Avenue. Leon's looking for you.
-->'''C.C.:''' Maxwell, I swear!...
-->(''the hooker goes over to Niles, who pays her'')
-->'''Niles:''' (''handing her money'') Here you go...
-->'''Hooker:''' How'd you like it, sugar?
-->'''Niles:''' Oh, it was so good, I could do it again and again and again...
** In the end, after getting cleared:
-->'''Fran:''' (''finding Gracie eating ice cream'') Oh my, would you look at this mess?
-->'''Gracie:''' I'm binging. I'm a little depressed about giving back the baby.
-->'''Fran:''' Aw, well, sweetie, we had to give him back, he wasn't ours.
-->'''Maxwell:''' That's right, he didn't belong to our family.
-->'''Gracie:''' Then why don't you two make a baby?
-->'''Fran:''' Take it away, Mr. Sheffield...
-->'''Maxwell:''' Well, um, we would have to be, you know, you have to be married first.
-->'''Fran:''' Oh, right, married...
-->'''Maxwell:''' There has to be an engagement...
-->'''Fran:''' I'd want a big ring, a party, don't ask...
-->'''Gracie:''' Then why don't you two get married?
-->'''Maxwell:''' (''to Fran'') I took the last one.
-->'''Fran:''' Thanks. Well, you have to be in love with the person.
-->'''Gracie:''' (''to Maxwell'') Don't you love Fran?
-->'''Fran:''' Yeah, don't you love Fran?
-->'''Maxwell:''' Well, in a Nanny-friend-boss type of way...
-->'''Fran:''' Yeah, and I love your father in a "Thanks a lot, you British cold fish" type of way.
-->'''Gracie:''' But you could have a baby and get married if you wanted to?
-->'''Fran:''' Well, uh, we'd have to be best friends to see if we can live together and, of course, there'd have to be a very strong physical attraction...''(the two of them reach for the same thing, their hands brush and their eyes meet)'' Would you go to bed?!
-->(''Gracie leaves'')
fifteen year old.



* A very cute little scene from "A Star is Unborn":
-->'''Fran''': ''(to Niles, since she and Mr. Sheffield aren't speaking)'' Well, you can tell Mr. Sheffield that I am a grown woman and can seek fulfillment anyway I wish and that he is a doodiehead. ''(exits the room)''
-->'''Niles''': ''(deadpan)'' To synopsize, sir...you are a doodiehead.
-->'''Maxwell''': ''(disgruntled)'' That's the part you choose to repeat?
-->'''Niles''': Translator's prerogative.
** Speaking of "A Star is Unborn, I'm surprised no one put Fran's BadBadActing as [[RomeoAndJuliet Juliet]].
** Not to mention the kiss that Maxwell and Fran share, followed by Fran nearly falling down the stairs due to weak knees.
* In "Everybody Needs a Bubby", Grandma Yetta stays at the Sheffields as her retirement home gets fumigated, much to the irritation of Maxwell. At one point, they smell smoke in Yetta's room, but it's not from Yetta's cigarettes.
-->'''Fran:''' (''finding Yetta in bed with an elderly man'') Oh my god, Yetta!
-->'''Yetta:''' What a coincidence! Saul said the same thing not ten minutes ago!
-->'''Maxwell:''' What the devil's burning?
-->(''the smoke is, in fact, coming from a toaster'')
-->'''Yetta:''' Oh, Saul, I ruined your bagel!
-->'''Fran:''' Oh, no, no, you can just scrape off the top. It's still good...
-->'''Maxwell:''' Miss Fine!
-->'''Fran:''' What did you do with all the cream cheese?
-->(''Yetta and Saul pull the comforter up'')
** Then there's what Niles says afterwards.
-->'''Niles:''' *nonchalant* Oh, good morning, Ms. Rosenburg. Mr. Knasel.
-->'''Maxwell:''' You knew about this!?
-->'''Niles:''' Yes, my room is directly beneath theirs. *looks in room.* ''Bravo.'' *walks away, eyes wide*
** Later that night:
-->'''C.C.:''' Oh, dear, sweet, pompous Niles. Maxwell and Nanny Fine are on the outs and there is ''nothing'' you can do to ruin this glorious feeling I have!
-->'''Niles:''' *smiling smugly* You wanna bet? ''(He urges her closer and she walks over, looking confused and a bit worried)'' Grandma Yetta, aged 80, living in a home, got a heap o'good lovin' last night. And you?
-->'''C.C.:''' ''(sadly and dejectedly walks out with her head low)'' ''I hate my'' '''''life!'''''
-->'''Niles:''' ''(takes a deep bow) Thank you! (studio audience applauds)''
* Lamb Chop on the Menu
-->'''C.C:''' God I have to move out of my to get my floors redone and I can not find a kennel.
-->'''Niles:''' Oh, treat yourself to a hotel...
-->'''C.C:''' Not me, my dog.
-->'''Fran:''' Chester? You're going to put Chester in a cage somewhere? Oh, I think that's terrible to a dog out of it's warm, and loving environment *pauses* Hrm.. well anyway you still shouldn't do it, my uncle Mani put his dog in a kennel and he was never the same again would you like to knows what happened?
-->'''Maxwell:''' Not really.
-->'''Fran:''' He put his German shepherd King in a cage with male poodles. P.S: All hopes of breeding him were over.
-->'''C.C:''' Oh, for heaven's sake, he's a small dog. He fits in a wet bar fridge!
-->*Fran, Maxwell, and Niles all pause to look at her*
-->'''C.C:''' ...Nevermind how I know that.
* The implication that C.C.'s and Niles quips repeat regularily:
--> '''Fran:''' It's monday morning which means Mrs. Babcock has just arrived. She's handing Niles her coat. She's saying "Careful, I just cleaned my fur" to which he responds "Well, don't cough up any hairballs". Aaand right about now she's getting even with him.
--> ''cue Niles screaming in pain from another room''

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* A very cute little scene from "A Star is Unborn":
-->'''Fran''': ''(to Niles, since she
"The Bobbi Flekman Story", the CelebrityParadox / IntercompanyCrossover in which Fran meets [[Film/ThisIsSpinalTap Bobbi Flekman]].
* "The Dinner Party", the episode after Fran
and Mr. Sheffield aren't speaking)'' Well, you can tell Mr. Sheffield that I am a grown woman and can seek fulfillment anyway I wish and that he is a doodiehead. ''(exits the room)''
-->'''Niles''': ''(deadpan)'' To synopsize, sir...you are a doodiehead.
-->'''Maxwell''': ''(disgruntled)'' That's the part you choose to repeat?
-->'''Niles''': Translator's prerogative.
** Speaking of "A Star is Unborn, I'm surprised no one put Fran's BadBadActing as [[RomeoAndJuliet Juliet]].
** Not to mention the kiss that
Maxwell get engaged features a classic Niles prank. He sends two tap dancers to CC's apartment and Fran share, followed by Fran nearly falling down they sing this little gem (to the stairs due to weak knees.
* In "Everybody Needs
tune of "Yankee Doodle"): "Fran and Maxwell are engaged / It looks like you're a Bubby", Grandma Yetta stays loser / She'll be happy all her days / And you'll become a boozer" before they dance off. The twitch Lauren Lane does at the Sheffields as her retirement home gets fumigated, much end of the scene only adds to the irritation of Maxwell. At one point, they smell smoke in Yetta's room, moment.
** Oh,
but it's not from Yetta's cigarettes.
-->'''Fran:''' (''finding Yetta in bed with an elderly man'') Oh my god, Yetta!
-->'''Yetta:''' What a coincidence! Saul said the same thing not ten minutes ago!
-->'''Maxwell:''' What the devil's burning?
-->(''the smoke is, in fact, coming from a toaster'')
-->'''Yetta:''' Oh, Saul, I ruined your bagel!
-->'''Fran:''' Oh, no, no, you can just scrape off the top. It's still good...
-->'''Maxwell:''' Miss Fine!
-->'''Fran:''' What did you do with all the cream cheese?
-->(''Yetta and Saul pull the comforter up'')
** Then there's what Niles says afterwards.
-->'''Niles:''' *nonchalant* Oh, good morning, Ms. Rosenburg. Mr. Knasel.
-->'''Maxwell:''' You knew about this!?
-->'''Niles:''' Yes, my room is directly beneath theirs. *looks in room.* ''Bravo.'' *walks away, eyes wide*
** Later that night:
-->'''C.
it gets better. When Maxwell contemplated how to break it to C.C.:''' Oh, dear, sweet, pompous Niles. Maxwell and Nanny Fine are on , Niles smugly announced he'd taken care of it and... well you know the outs and there is ''nothing'' you can do to ruin this glorious feeling I have!
-->'''Niles:''' *smiling smugly* You wanna bet? ''(He urges her closer and she walks over, looking confused and a bit worried)'' Grandma Yetta, aged 80, living in a home, got a heap o'good lovin' last night.
rest.
**
And you?
-->'''C.
then there's the fact that he was giddy as a school girl the minute C.C.:''' ''(sadly and dejectedly walks out with came by the house so he could shove Fran's engagement ring in her head low)'' ''I hate my'' '''''life!'''''
-->'''Niles:''' ''(takes a deep bow) Thank you! (studio audience applauds)''
* Lamb Chop on
face.
--->'''Niles''' (''after hearing
the Menu
-->'''C.C:''' God I have to move out of my to get my floors redone and I can not find a kennel.
-->'''Niles:''' Oh, treat yourself to a hotel...
-->'''C.C:''' Not me, my dog.
-->'''Fran:''' Chester? You're going to put Chester in a cage somewhere?
doorbell''): Oh, I think hope that's terrible to a dog out of it's warm, and loving environment *pauses* Hrm.. well anyway you still shouldn't do it, my uncle Mani put his dog in a kennel and he was never Miss Babcock! She hasn't seen the same again would you like to knows what happened?
-->'''Maxwell:''' Not really.
-->'''Fran:''' He put his German shepherd King in a cage with male poodles. P.S: All hopes of breeding him were over.
-->'''C.C:''' Oh, for heaven's sake, he's a small dog. He fits in a wet bar fridge!
-->*Fran, Maxwell, and
ring yet!
--->(''Checks the front door'')
--->'''Niles''': It IS Miss Babcock, it IS!
** And then she walks in, she hands
Niles all pause to look at her*
-->'''C.C:''' ...Nevermind how I know that.
one of the dancer's tattered hats and says "Their next gig will be tapping on your grave." Niles giggles upon seeing this.
* The implication that Everything about C.C.'s and trying to stop smoking. Especially how Niles quips repeat regularily:
--> '''Fran:''' It's monday morning which means Mrs. Babcock has
is just arrived. She's handing Niles cooking and baking piles of food for her coat. She's saying "Careful, I just cleaned my fur" to which he responds "Well, don't cough up any hairballs". Aaand right (she's worried about now she's getting even gaining weight, yet is always seen eating his things) and the scene where Maxwell is fed up with him.
--> ''cue Niles screaming
C.C. tapping nervously.
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[[folder:Season Six]]
* In "Honeymoon's Overboard", Fran and Maxwell are stranded on a deserted island as something appears to sting him:
-->'''Maxwell:''' I can't feel anything
in pain from another room''half my body.
-->'''Fran:''' Which half?
-->'''Maxwell:''' The lower half.
-->'''Fran:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]]
** Also in that episode, Fran has to get the poison out of Maxwell by sucking it out.
-->'''Maxwell:''' Don't swallow, or it will kill you.
-->'''Fran:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar You mean my mother was right?!]]


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* Let's face it, practically EVERYTHING Niles quips.
* Anytime Yetta makes an appearance.



* '''Yetta:''' Wait, who's purse is this?








* The implication that C.C.'s and Niles quips repeat regularily:
--> '''Fran:''' It's monday morning which means Mrs. Babcock has just arrived. She's handing Niles her coat. She's saying "Careful, I just cleaned my fur" to which he responds "Well, don't cough up any hairballs". Aaand right about now she's getting even with him.
--> ''cue Niles screaming in pain from another room''

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--> '''Niles:''' Just how do you handle them both?

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--> '''Niles:''' Just Yes, how do DO you handle balance them both?



-->'''C.C.:''' (''reads the paper, then slams her head on the counter, wailing'') WHY?! (''starts tearing up'') I want to die!

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-->'''C.C.:''' (''reads the paper, steadily looking more and more devastated, then slams her head on the counter, wailing'') WHY?! (''starts tearing up'') I want to die!
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* In ''Mommy and Mai'', C.C. mentions that in an episode of [[Series/{{Seinfeld}}]] she rewatched, Elaine must've been 12 months pregnant and they didn't acknowledge it. [[HideYourPregnancy Instead, they just kept hiding her behind huge props.]] [[LampshadeHanging Immediately afterward, she moves her giant bag from one shoulder to the other, picks up a potted plant and carries it out, and then brings in a poster with "Baby" on the front.]]

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* In ''Mommy and Mai'', C.C. mentions that in an episode of [[Series/{{Seinfeld}}]] {{Seinfeld}} she rewatched, Elaine must've been 12 months pregnant and they didn't acknowledge it. [[HideYourPregnancy Instead, they just kept hiding her behind huge props.]] [[LampshadeHanging Immediately afterward, she moves her giant bag from one shoulder to the other, picks up a potted plant and carries it out, and then brings in a poster with "Baby" on the front.]]
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