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** Also the fact that all of them are Muppet-style puppets, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers except for Animool, who is just Dave Grohl in a half-assed Animal costume.]]
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--> '''Lew Zealand''': Mister The Frog, we all agreed a celebrity is not a people.
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* As Miss Piggy prepares the kidnapping of Jack Black
-->'''Jack Black:''' Oh hey Animal. What are you doing here.
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-->'''Jack Black:''' Oh hey Animal. What are you doing here.
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--->'''Jack Black:''' Oh hey Animal. What are you doinghere.
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** Miss Poogy is hired to play Miss Piggy's part when Piggy refuses to return to the show. Poogy sounds like she smokes ten packs of cigarettes a day, and when Miss Piggy meets her and tells her to get out, she waits several seconds before settling on calling her "sister", clearly unsure if a voice that hoarse could ever belong to a woman.
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** Miss Poogy is hired to play Miss Piggy's part when Piggy refuses to return to the show. Poogy sounds like she smokes ten packs of cigarettes a day, and when Miss Piggy meets her and tells her to get out, she waits several seconds [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar looks downstairs]] before settling on calling her "sister", clearly unsure if a voice that hoarse could ever belong to a woman.
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--->"Manamana"
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-->'''Tex Richman''': My answer is no.\\
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** And it's a ''sing-along. [[FollowTheBouncingBall With a bouncing ball!]]''
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** And it's a ''sing-along. [[FollowTheBouncingBall With a bouncing ball!]]''ball!]]'' And said bouncing ball is gold with a dollar sign, just to further hammer in the point that yes, [[MeaningfulName Tex Richman is rich.]]
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** Also during this song we get [[TheStoner Willie Nelson]] singing "Life is full of highs" and a couple of fishmongers singing that "Life is a fillet of fish, hey!" to which Walter and Gary can only reply with... "yes it is".
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** Also during this song we get [[TheStoner Willie Nelson]] singing "Life is full of highs" and a couple of fishmongers singing that "Life is a fillet of fish, hey!" to which Walter and Gary can only reply with... "yes with "...yes it is".is!"
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** Also during this song we get [[TheStoner Willie Nelson]] singing "Life is full of highs" and a couple of other people singing that "Life is a fillet of fish, hey!" to which Walter and Gary can only reply with... "yes it is".
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** Also during this song we get [[TheStoner Willie Nelson]] singing "Life is full of highs" and a couple of other people fishmongers singing that "Life is a fillet of fish, hey!" to which Walter and Gary can only reply with... "yes it is".
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** Also during this song we get [[TheStoner Willie Nelson]] singing "Life is full of highs" and a couple of other people singing that "Life is a fille'''t''' of fish, hey!" to which Walter and Gary can only reply with... "yes it is".
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** Also during this song we get [[TheStoner Willie Nelson]] singing "Life is full of highs" and a couple of other people singing that "Life is a fille'''t''' fillet of fish, hey!" to which Walter and Gary can only reply with... "yes it is".
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** Also during this song we get [[TheStoner Willie Nelson]] singing "Life is full of highs" and a couple of other people singing that "Life is a fille'''t''' of fish" to which Walter and Gary can only reply with... "Yes, yes it is".
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** Also during this song we get [[TheStoner Willie Nelson]] singing "Life is full of highs" and a couple of other people singing that "Life is a fille'''t''' of fish" fish, hey!" to which Walter and Gary can only reply with... "Yes, yes "yes it is".
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-->'''Fozzie:''' That looked like an expensive explosion. I can't believe we had that in the budget.
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-->'''Fozzie:''' That looked like Wow, that was an expensive expensive-looking explosion. I can't believe we had that in the budget.
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* The ending of "Life's a Happy Song," where, as soon as Gary, Mary, and Walter leave on the bus, the crowd lets out a relieved "They're gone!" and [[TiredAfterTheSong collapses]].
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* The ending of "Life's a Happy Song," where, as soon as Gary, Mary, and Walter leave on the bus, a man in the crowd lets out a relieved "They're gone!" and [[TiredAfterTheSong the crowd collapses]].
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* All the spoof trailers, but especially the one that makes it out to be a typical cheesy romantic comedy, until they start listing the cast... "Are there ''Muppets'' in this movie?!"
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* All the spoof trailers, but especially the one that makes it out to be a typical cheesy romantic comedy, until they start listing the cast... "Are cast...
-->'''Gary:''' Wait, wait, wait, stop, STOP. Are there ''Muppets'' in thismovie?!"movie?!
-->'''Gary:''' Wait, wait, wait, stop, STOP. Are there ''Muppets'' in this
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* When Gary, Mary and Walter arrive at Kermit's house and find it locked, Walter tells Gary to throw him over. Mary tries to stop them because she sees wires and thinks it's an electric fence, [[CassandraTruth but Walter can't believe Kermit would have such a thing.]] He gets electrocuted for his troubles.
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* All the spoof trailers, but especially the one that makes it out to be a typical cheesy romantic comedy, until they start listing the cast..."Are there ''Muppets'' in this movie?!"
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* All the spoof trailers, but especially the one that makes it out to be a typical cheesy romantic comedy, until they start listing the cast... "Are there ''Muppets'' in this movie?!"
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-->'''Miss Piggy:''' I'm so happy for us, Kermie! Let's share our happiness with the top 10 news publications!"
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-->'''Miss Piggy:''' I'm so happy for us, Kermie! Let's share our happiness with the top 10 news publications!"publications!
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* The Moopets (a tribute band of the Muppets from Reno, all with two O's in their name (Animool, Kermoot, Janooce, Miss Poogy, etc;)). Over the top, loud and mean. Foozie is Fozzie with a beanie, wifebeater and an extremely deep ScaryBlackMan voice. "Wokka wokka...."
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* The Moopets (a tribute band of the Muppets from Reno, all with two O's in their name (Animool, Kermoot, Janooce, Miss Poogy, etc;)). Over the top, loud and mean. Foozie is Fozzie with a beanie, wifebeater and an extremely deep ScaryBlackMan voice. "Wokka wokka....wokka..."
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** Especially the Barbershop Quartet number where he's both unhappy it's a barbershop quartet but actually starts complaining when they perform "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
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** Especially the Barbershop Quartet number where he's both unhappy it's a barbershop quartet but actually starts complaining when they perform "Smells Like Teen Spirit"Spirit".
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-->'''Piggy''':You inspire them, Kermie.\\
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--> '''Lew Zealand''': Mister The Frog, we all agreed a celebrity is not a people."
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--> '''Lew Zealand''': Mister The Frog, we all agreed a celebrity is not a people."
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* "Travel by map." Cue the visual of the cast as [[TravelMontage a line moving across the map traveling from LA to Paris]]... and it being how they actually got their, in just seconds time.
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* "Travel by map." Cue the visual of the cast as [[TravelMontage a line moving across the map traveling from LA to Paris]]... and it being how they actually got their, there, in just seconds time.
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* "Travel by map." Cue the visual of the cast as [[TravelMontage a line moving across the map as a visual for them traveling to Paris]]... and it being how they actually got their, in just seconds time.
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* "Travel by map." Cue the visual of the cast as [[TravelMontage a line moving across the map as a visual for them traveling from LA to Paris]]... and it being how they actually got their, in just seconds time.
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* "Travel by map." Cue the visual of the cast as a line moving across the map as a visual for them traveling to Paris... and it being how they actually got their, in just seconds time.
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* "Travel by map." Cue the visual of the cast as [[TravelMontage a line moving across the map as a visual for them traveling to Paris...Paris]]... and it being how they actually got their, in just seconds time.
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** Steve Whitmire flubbing a line and accidentally calling Eighties Robot "Raidies Robot".
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** Steve Whitmire flubbing a line and accidentally calling Eighties 80's Robot "Raidies Robot".
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* During the "Man Or A Muppet" number, Gary and Walter sing about being at the crossroads of their lives and about how they need to choose whether they're "men or Muppets." In Gary's reflection, there is a Muppet version of him. In Walter's reflection, the audience expects to see the human version of him played by a live actor, and, apparently, get... [[Creator/JimParsons]].
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* During the "Man Or A Muppet" number, Gary and Walter sing about being at the crossroads of their lives and about how they need to choose whether they're "men or Muppets." In Gary's reflection, there is a Muppet version of him. In Walter's reflection, the audience expects to see the human version of him played by a live actor, and, apparently, get... [[Creator/JimParsons]].[[Creator/JimParsons Jim Parsons]].
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* [[ToiletHumor Fart]] [[StylisticSuck shoes.]]
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* [[ToiletHumor Fart]] Fart shoes.]] Widely hated by most characters and [[StylisticSuck shoes.]]intended to be by the audience as well]], but like all of Fozzie's jokes, Walter finds even the fart shoes hilarious.
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* During the "Man Or A Muppet" number, Gary and Walter sing about being at the crossroads of their lives and about how they need to choose whether they're "men or Muppets." In Gary's reflection, there is a Muppet version of him. In Walter's reflection, the audience expects to see the human version of him played by a live actor, and, apparently, get... [[Series/TheBigBangTheory Jim Parsons]].
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* During the "Man Or A Muppet" number, Gary and Walter sing about being at the crossroads of their lives and about how they need to choose whether they're "men or Muppets." In Gary's reflection, there is a Muppet version of him. In Walter's reflection, the audience expects to see the human version of him played by a live actor, and, apparently, get... [[Series/TheBigBangTheory Jim Parsons]].[[Creator/JimParsons]].
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* [[PaperThinDisguise "Muppet]] [[TotemPoleTrench Man."]] And it ''works''.
-->'''Miss Piggy:''' ([[ThatsGottaHurt hard]] [[{{Headdesk}} triple-headdesk]]) I can't believe I fell for "Muppet Man!"
-->'''Miss Piggy:''' ([[ThatsGottaHurt hard]] [[{{Headdesk}} triple-headdesk]]) I can't believe I fell for "Muppet Man!"
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* [[PaperThinDisguise "Muppet]] [[TotemPoleTrench "Muppet Man."]] And it ''works''.
-->'''Miss Piggy:'''([[ThatsGottaHurt hard]] [[{{Headdesk}} ([[{{Headdesk}} hard triple-headdesk]]) I can't believe I fell for "Muppet Man!"
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* Tex Richman does a [[PissTakeRap rap]]. No, really. And it's [[StylisticSuck actually]] [[SoBadItsGood good!]]
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* Tex Richman does a [[PissTakeRap rap]]. No, really. And it's [[StylisticSuck actually]] [[SoBadItsGood actually good!]]
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* The Barber Shop Quartet scene where Beaker pops up with an axe, and the rest of the Muppets just stare at him awkwardly. The song they're doing is Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit". That was great, when they hold up towels with the lyrics Beaker's says "MEE MEE MEE MO" on it.
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* The Barber Shop Quartet scene where Beaker pops up with an axe, and the rest of the Muppets just stare at him awkwardly. The song they're doing is Nirvana's Music/{{Nirvana}}'s "Smells Like Teen Spirit". That was great, when they hold up towels with the lyrics Beaker's says "MEE MEE MEE MO" on it.
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* Any montage scene that takes place.
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* The Moopets(a tribute band of the Muppets from Reno, all with two O's in their name(Animool,Kermoot, Janooce, Miss Poogy, etc;). Over the top, loud and mean. Foozie is Fozzie with a beanie, wifebeater and an extremely deep Scary Black Man voice. "Wokka wokka...."
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** Miss Poogy is hired to play Ms. Piggy's part when Piggy refuses to return to the show. Poogy sounds like she smokes ten packs of cigarettes a day, and when Ms. Piggy meets her and tells her to get out, she waits several seconds before settling on calling her "sister", clearly unsure if a voice that hoarse could ever belong to a woman.
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** Miss Poogy is hired to play Ms. Miss Piggy's part when Piggy refuses to return to the show. Poogy sounds like she smokes ten packs of cigarettes a day, and when Ms. Miss Piggy meets her and tells her to get out, she waits several seconds before settling on calling her "sister", clearly unsure if a voice that hoarse could ever belong to a woman.
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* 80's Robot. That is all.
** Especially when he looks up where Fozzie is with his modem... which promptly loudly screeches and tortures everyone in the car.
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* 80's Robot. That is all.
Robot has many moments:
**Especially when When he looks up where Fozzie is with his modem... which promptly loudly screeches and tortures everyone in the car. Cue Kermit, Walter, Gary, and Mary covering their ears, with this line from Gary:
--> "Oh, stop it! In the name of all that's sacred, let it end!"
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--> "Oh, stop it! In the name of all that's sacred, let it end!"
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* Creator/JackBlack who spends his appearance on the telethon tied to a chair, because the Muppets kidnapped him.
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* Kermit's reaction to Whoopi Goldberg, Selena Gomez and [[AndZoidberg ... some random kid]] (actually ''Series/ModernFamily'' star Rico Rodriguez) entering the telethon.
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** As well as Selena and Rico having no idea who the Muppets are.
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* Kermit's reaction to Whoopi Goldberg, Selena Gomez and [[AndZoidberg ... some random kid]] (actually ''Series/ModernFamily'' star Rico Rodriguez) Rodriguez entering the telethon.
** Astelethon, as well as Selena and Rico having no idea who the Muppets are.
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** Also during this song we get [[TheStoner Willie Nelson]] singing "Life is full of Highs" and a couple of other people singing that "Life is a fille'''t''' of fish" to which Walter and Gary can only reply with... "Yes, yes it is".
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** Also during this song we get [[TheStoner Willie Nelson]] singing "Life is full of Highs" highs" and a couple of other people singing that "Life is a fille'''t''' of fish" to which Walter and Gary can only reply with... "Yes, yes it is".
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* "Maniacal laugh!"
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** "MANIACAL LAUGH!"laugh!"
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* When '80s Robot uses his dial-up modem to locate the other Muppets, [[HellIsThatNoise we get the traditional loud beeping and static]], making Kermit, Walter, Gary, and Mary react and cover their ears, with this line from Gary:
--> "Oh, stop it! In the name of all that's sacred, let it end!"
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* The outtakes of Zach Galifinakis ad-libbing with the homeless Muppets. "New hobo, eh?"
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* As typical for Muppet productions, the outtakes are hilarious.
** The outtakes of Zach Galifinakis ad-libbing with the homeless Muppets. "New hobo, eh?"
** The outtakes of Zach Galifinakis ad-libbing with the homeless Muppets. "New hobo, eh?"
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** Fozzie's rubber chickens are named Fran and [[Creator/LouiseGold Louise]].
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--->'''Scooter:''' And we'll be giving the world the third-greatest gift...\\
'''Fozzie:''' Laughter!
--->'''Scooter:''' And we'll be giving the world the third-greatest gift...\\
'''Fozzie:''' Laughter!
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* All the spoof trailers, but especially the one that makes it out to be a typical cheesy romantic comedy, until they start listing the cast..."Are there ''Muppets'' in this movie?!"
* The original songs contain awkward or out-of-place lyrics that fans of Music/FlightOfTheConchords will be familiar with.
-->'''Mary:''' It's never me and ''him.'' It's always me and ''him...'' and ''him!''
* Only [[CloudCuckoolander Gonzo]] would give his plumbing factory a SelfDestructMechanism. Triggered by a BigRedButton. Labeled, "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Automatic Destroy Plumbing Business Button]]."
-->'''Fozzie:''' That looked like an expensive explosion. I can't believe we had that in the budget.
** Even better, the explosion is completely offscreen, implying that they ''didn't'' have the budget for it.
* [[ToiletHumor Fart]] [[StylisticSuck shoes.]]
* Mary and her fixation on wishing Gary would propose to her after 10 years together. She's so completely dramatic about it.
* During the "Man Or A Muppet" number, Gary and Walter sing about being at the crossroads of their lives and about how they need to choose whether they're "men or Muppets." In Gary's reflection, there is a Muppet version of him. In Walter's reflection, the audience expects to see the human version of him played by a live actor, and, apparently, get... [[Series/TheBigBangTheory Jim Parsons]].
** The fact that Parsons' role was kept secret until the film's release is pretty impressive.
** Even better, Parsons walks in as Walter's reflection with a look that says "What the HECK am I doing here?" before he sings.
* [[PaperThinDisguise "Muppet]] [[TotemPoleTrench Man."]] And it ''works''.
-->'''Miss Piggy:''' ([[ThatsGottaHurt hard]] [[{{Headdesk}} triple-headdesk]]) I can't believe I fell for "Muppet Man!"
* When Rowlf complains that he wasn't included in the TimeCompressionMontage ('I thought my story was pretty interesting'), we see what he was doing: Taking a nap in a hammock.
-->'''Kermit''': Rowlf.\\
'''Rowlf''': . . . Huh?\\
'''Kermit''': Wanna get back together?\\
'''Rowlf''': Okay.\\
'''Kermit''': [''nodding''] Great.
** And immediately after:
-->'''Rowlf''': [''chuckling and shaking his head, clearly believing it to be [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Awesome]]''] Classic.
* The credits sequence has Kermit and Miss Piggy taking time to step out of the limelight; more specifically, how it gets on the news.
-->'''Miss Piggy:''' I'm so happy for us, Kermie! Let's share our happiness with the top 10 news publications!"
* When Kermit comes out, an angelic choir seems to be singing... and then it turns out a gospel choir bus was driving by.
* Walter's Creator/EdwardGRobinson impression.
-->'''Mary:''' ... do people still talk like that?
* Walter urges Kermit to bring back the Muppets: 'you give people the greatest gift that can ever be given!'
--> '''Kermit:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Children?]]\\
'''Walter:''' No - the other gift.\\
'''Kermit''': ''(thinking hard)'' Ice cream?\\
'''Walter:''' No, no. After that!\\
'''Kermit:''' ... Laughter?\\
'''Walter: Yes!''' The third-greatest gift ''ever!''
* Tex Richman does a [[PissTakeRap rap]]. No, really. And it's [[StylisticSuck actually]] [[SoBadItsGood good!]]
-->'''Tex Richman''': My answer is no.\\
'''Kermit''': Well, you could have just ''said'' that.
** And it's a ''sing-along. [[FollowTheBouncingBall With a bouncing ball!]]''
** With Las Vegas dancers for a chorus!
*** Watch them when Tex ushers them out of the song: they all switch off long before he shuts the door, one of them drinking something, another eating a bag of chips, and another one texting on her phone.
* The Barber Shop Quartet scene where Beaker pops up with an axe, and the rest of the Muppets just stare at him awkwardly. The song they're doing is Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit". That was great, when they hold up towels with the lyrics Beaker's says "MEE MEE MEE MO" on it.
* Scooter has an attack of nerves when he has to suddenly MC in Kermit's place. Kermit advises him to do what Kermit does: ImagineTheAudienceNaked.
-->'''Scooter:''' ''(stuttering and nervous)'' Y-y-y-y-YOU'RE ALL NAKED. ''(cut to shot of the audience in boxers and tank tops)'' ... Well, almost.
* Beauregard has apparently been cleaning one closet of the Muppet Theater ''the entire time since the show ended'', and never realized they all left!
-->'''Beauregard:''' Scooter! Good to see you! Where's everybody been?\\
''(Scooter gives an aside glance to the audience)''
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Walter's epic scream montage.]]
** In the TV spot, Mary asked Gary if they could go grab lunch while waiting for Walter to silence.
* Any montage scene that takes place.
* The Moopets(a tribute band of the Muppets from Reno, all with two O's in their name(Animool,Kermoot, Janooce, Miss Poogy, etc;). Over the top, loud and mean. Foozie is Fozzie with a beanie, wifebeater and an extremely deep Scary Black Man voice. "Wokka wokka...."
** Also the fact that all of them are Muppet-style puppets, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers except for Animool, who is just Dave Grohl in a half-assed Animal costume.]]
** Miss Poogy is hired to play Ms. Piggy's part when Piggy refuses to return to the show. Poogy sounds like she smokes ten packs of cigarettes a day, and when Ms. Piggy meets her and tells her to get out, she waits several seconds before settling on calling her "sister", clearly unsure if a voice that hoarse could ever belong to a woman.
** The group is all cramped and piled on one side of the car when they finally arrive at a theatre venue and we pan to Miss Poogy enthusiastically sharpening a switchblade. "Why is everyone acting so QUIET?!!!"
* 80's Robot. That is all.
** Especially when he looks up where Fozzie is with his modem... which promptly loudly screeches and tortures everyone in the car.
** "Would you like some Tab or New Coke?"
*** "Not now, 80s Robot."
* [[MadBomber Crazy Harry]] being so out of practice he blew himself up instead of the dynamite.
* Creator/JackBlack who spends his appearance on the telethon tied to a chair, because the Muppets kidnapped him.
** Especially the Barbershop Quartet number where he's both unhappy it's a barbershop quartet but actually starts complaining when they perform "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
-->'''Jack Black''': You're ruining one of the greatest songs of all time!
** And then ''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext they shrink his head]].''
** Also right after the Muppets kidnap him.
-->'''Piggy''':You inspire them, Kermie.\\
'''Kermit''': I inspire them to kidnap people!?\\
'''Piggy''': To work together!\\
'''Kermit''': To ''kidnap people''!?
** Also right after the kidnapping, we get this little exchange.
-->'''Fozzie:''' But, Kermit, which is more illegal? [[InsistentTerminology Briefly inconveniencing Jack Black,]] or ''destroying the Muppets''?\\
'''Kermit:''' [[WhatTheHellHero KIDNAPPING JACK BLACK, FOZZIE!]]
** And then there's this line:
--> '''Lew Zealand''': Mister The Frog, we all agreed a celebrity is not a people."
* ''[[ComedicSociopathy Punch Teacher]]''. Especially the executives [[ComicallyMissingThePoint wondering why they were being sued over it.]]
** The blink-and-you'll-miss-it joke that cuts away from the punched teacher lamenting "I just wanted to make a difference!"
** ''Very'' subtle joke: ''Punch Teacher'' has [[OverlyLongGag a 120-minute programming slot]].
** An Easter Egg on the Blu-Ray shows an extended version of the scene, capped off with [[HotTeacher Mary]] looking shocked.
* The Swedish Chef's lyrics in the sentimental "Pictures In My Head": complete gibberish slotted into an otherwise serious song with subtitles containing Latin, crossed-out "O"s!
** Made funnier by the fact that the swedish language doesn't even use that letter - Danish does! But the chef has [[Creator/VictorBorge confused Denmark and Sweden before.]]
* The Muppets' initial audience being a single hobo named [[Creator/ZachGalifianakis Hobo Joe]] and his fire, as well as Joe's vocal displeasure at the Muppets saying there's no one in the audience, as well as some of his friends joining him and [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext carrying Jack Black off as their king at the end.]]
* "Travel by map."
* Creator/NeilPatrickHarris in the telethon box. "No, I don't know why I'm not hosting this."
* Kermit's reaction to Whoopi Goldberg, Selena Gomez and [[AndZoidberg ... some random kid]] (actually ''Series/ModernFamily'' star Rico Rodriguez) entering the telethon.
** As well as Selena and Rico having no idea who the Muppets are.
-->'''Selena''': I don't know who you guys are. I'm here 'cause my agent told me to come.\\
'''Rico''': Are you one of the Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles?\\
'''Kermit''': ...[[SureLetsGoWithThat yyyyes I am]]! Now let me show you how you can help!
* As Miss Piggy prepares the kidnapping of Jack Black
-->'''Jack Black:''' Oh hey Animal. What are you doing here.
-->'''Animal:''' Acting! ''(Extended {{beat}})'' [[ActingUnnatural Natural!]]
* During the cleaning montage, the Swedish Chef finds the refrigerator filled with mold and filth... some of it ''moving''. What does our favorite Muppet Chef do? Why, [[KillItWithFire use a flamethrower to clean out the filth, of course.]]
-->'''Swedish Chef:''' [[Film/{{Scarface 1983}} Seehurloodurrmurrleedlefrind!]]
** [[ComedicSociopathy Even funnier]] is how the reason they were moving is because they were AnthropomorphicFood in the first place, who must have been waiting for the Chef to take them out for years.
* The SuspiciouslySpecificDenial about Tex Richman's HeelFaceTurn.
* The song "Me Party," mainly because of the restaurant patrons' complete and total obliviousness to Mary's song and dance.
** Piggy sings this with a table of talking Muppet food in her dressing room including a ''lot'' of pastries. Why is the food there? 1.) Because [[HeartbreakAndIceCream she's lonely]], and 2.) she's a ''pig!''
* The ending of "Life's a Happy Song," where, as soon as Gary, Mary, and Walter leave on the bus, the crowd lets out a relieved "They're gone!" and [[TiredAfterTheSong collapses]].
** Also during this song we get [[TheStoner Willie Nelson]] singing "Life is full of Highs" and a couple of other people singing that "Life is a fille'''t''' of fish" to which Walter and Gary can only reply with... "Yes, yes it is".
** The second performance has Tex Richman loudly remind everyone that they sang it already. Nobody seems to care.
* After you watch the telethon, you realize that it's very much exactly like how a regular episode of ''Series/TheMuppetShow'' would play out, save maybe for Jack Black being tied to a chair and doing nothing but complaining, and the money counter hanging throughout! It takes up nearly the same amount of time as a regular episode in the course of the film too, even though in-universe, it takes up two hours!
** Even funnier when you realize that Creator/JackBlack isn't the first guest star to be [[Creator/JohnCleese tied to a chair.]]
-->'''Jack Black:''' I'm being held captive by these weirdos!\\
'''[[JustForFun/StatlerAndWaldorf Statler]]:''' Now you know how we've felt for the past forty years!
* "Maniacal laugh!"
** "MANIACAL LAUGH!"
* At the end, Gary finally proposes to Mary and she replies:
--->"Manamana"
** Doo doo doo doo doo
** Doubles as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}.
** Also a StealthPun, if you listen closely.
* When Gary, Mary, and Walter start looking for Kermit:
-->'''Mary:''' How do we find Kermit? Nobody's seen him in years.\\
''(the gang passes a man selling Hot Star Maps in front of Pink's Hot Dogs)''\\
'''Walter:''' ''(gasps)'' Wait, stop the car! I have an idea.\\
''(cut to the trio eating some chili dogs)''\\
'''Gary:''' These are delicious! Great idea, Walter.
** According to the commentary, this was the first scene written.
* When '80s Robot uses his dial-up modem to locate the other Muppets, [[HellIsThatNoise we get the traditional loud beeping and static]], making Kermit, Walter, Gary, and Mary react and cover their ears, with this line from Gary:
--> "Oh, stop it! In the name of all that's sacred, let it end!"
* Every second Emily Blunt, parodying her turn in ''Literature/TheDevilWearsPrada'', appears on screen.
* Animal's therapy session, which thanks to the Muppets showing up turns into an all-out brawl thanks to some unfortunate trigger words.
* The outtakes of Zach Galifinakis ad-libbing with the homeless Muppets. "New hobo, eh?"
** Miss Piggy getting hair in her face mid line and trying to blow it away.
** During a take with Walter, Gary and Mary in the car, Walter accidentally gets his hand stuck in the car seat.
** Dr. Strangepork accidentally brushes against Kermit.
-->'''Kermit''': I just got a pig ear in my mouth.
** Walter pounding on Kermit's door and sobbing dramatically.
** Uncle Deadly falling over in Richman's office.
** After Mary says, "It's time to meet the Muppets", an offscreen voice casually mentions that Walter is on fire. Walter immediately exclaims "Ah! I'm burning!"
** Fozzie's rubber chickens are named Fran and [[Creator/LouiseGold Louise]].
** Steve Whitmire flubbing a line and accidentally calling Eighties Robot "Raidies Robot".
** Scooter kissing Kermit on the cheek is sweet and funny.
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* The original songs contain awkward or out-of-place lyrics that fans of Music/FlightOfTheConchords will be familiar with.
-->'''Mary:''' It's never me and ''him.'' It's always me and ''him...'' and ''him!''
* Only [[CloudCuckoolander Gonzo]] would give his plumbing factory a SelfDestructMechanism. Triggered by a BigRedButton. Labeled, "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Automatic Destroy Plumbing Business Button]]."
-->'''Fozzie:''' That looked like an expensive explosion. I can't believe we had that in the budget.
** Even better, the explosion is completely offscreen, implying that they ''didn't'' have the budget for it.
* [[ToiletHumor Fart]] [[StylisticSuck shoes.]]
* Mary and her fixation on wishing Gary would propose to her after 10 years together. She's so completely dramatic about it.
* During the "Man Or A Muppet" number, Gary and Walter sing about being at the crossroads of their lives and about how they need to choose whether they're "men or Muppets." In Gary's reflection, there is a Muppet version of him. In Walter's reflection, the audience expects to see the human version of him played by a live actor, and, apparently, get... [[Series/TheBigBangTheory Jim Parsons]].
** The fact that Parsons' role was kept secret until the film's release is pretty impressive.
** Even better, Parsons walks in as Walter's reflection with a look that says "What the HECK am I doing here?" before he sings.
* [[PaperThinDisguise "Muppet]] [[TotemPoleTrench Man."]] And it ''works''.
-->'''Miss Piggy:''' ([[ThatsGottaHurt hard]] [[{{Headdesk}} triple-headdesk]]) I can't believe I fell for "Muppet Man!"
* When Rowlf complains that he wasn't included in the TimeCompressionMontage ('I thought my story was pretty interesting'), we see what he was doing: Taking a nap in a hammock.
-->'''Kermit''': Rowlf.\\
'''Rowlf''': . . . Huh?\\
'''Kermit''': Wanna get back together?\\
'''Rowlf''': Okay.\\
'''Kermit''': [''nodding''] Great.
** And immediately after:
-->'''Rowlf''': [''chuckling and shaking his head, clearly believing it to be [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Awesome]]''] Classic.
* The credits sequence has Kermit and Miss Piggy taking time to step out of the limelight; more specifically, how it gets on the news.
-->'''Miss Piggy:''' I'm so happy for us, Kermie! Let's share our happiness with the top 10 news publications!"
* When Kermit comes out, an angelic choir seems to be singing... and then it turns out a gospel choir bus was driving by.
* Walter's Creator/EdwardGRobinson impression.
-->'''Mary:''' ... do people still talk like that?
* Walter urges Kermit to bring back the Muppets: 'you give people the greatest gift that can ever be given!'
--> '''Kermit:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Children?]]\\
'''Walter:''' No - the other gift.\\
'''Kermit''': ''(thinking hard)'' Ice cream?\\
'''Walter:''' No, no. After that!\\
'''Kermit:''' ... Laughter?\\
'''Walter: Yes!''' The third-greatest gift ''ever!''
* Tex Richman does a [[PissTakeRap rap]]. No, really. And it's [[StylisticSuck actually]] [[SoBadItsGood good!]]
-->'''Tex Richman''': My answer is no.\\
'''Kermit''': Well, you could have just ''said'' that.
** And it's a ''sing-along. [[FollowTheBouncingBall With a bouncing ball!]]''
** With Las Vegas dancers for a chorus!
*** Watch them when Tex ushers them out of the song: they all switch off long before he shuts the door, one of them drinking something, another eating a bag of chips, and another one texting on her phone.
* The Barber Shop Quartet scene where Beaker pops up with an axe, and the rest of the Muppets just stare at him awkwardly. The song they're doing is Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit". That was great, when they hold up towels with the lyrics Beaker's says "MEE MEE MEE MO" on it.
* Scooter has an attack of nerves when he has to suddenly MC in Kermit's place. Kermit advises him to do what Kermit does: ImagineTheAudienceNaked.
-->'''Scooter:''' ''(stuttering and nervous)'' Y-y-y-y-YOU'RE ALL NAKED. ''(cut to shot of the audience in boxers and tank tops)'' ... Well, almost.
* Beauregard has apparently been cleaning one closet of the Muppet Theater ''the entire time since the show ended'', and never realized they all left!
-->'''Beauregard:''' Scooter! Good to see you! Where's everybody been?\\
''(Scooter gives an aside glance to the audience)''
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Walter's epic scream montage.]]
** In the TV spot, Mary asked Gary if they could go grab lunch while waiting for Walter to silence.
* Any montage scene that takes place.
* The Moopets(a tribute band of the Muppets from Reno, all with two O's in their name(Animool,Kermoot, Janooce, Miss Poogy, etc;). Over the top, loud and mean. Foozie is Fozzie with a beanie, wifebeater and an extremely deep Scary Black Man voice. "Wokka wokka...."
** Also the fact that all of them are Muppet-style puppets, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers except for Animool, who is just Dave Grohl in a half-assed Animal costume.]]
** Miss Poogy is hired to play Ms. Piggy's part when Piggy refuses to return to the show. Poogy sounds like she smokes ten packs of cigarettes a day, and when Ms. Piggy meets her and tells her to get out, she waits several seconds before settling on calling her "sister", clearly unsure if a voice that hoarse could ever belong to a woman.
** The group is all cramped and piled on one side of the car when they finally arrive at a theatre venue and we pan to Miss Poogy enthusiastically sharpening a switchblade. "Why is everyone acting so QUIET?!!!"
* 80's Robot. That is all.
** Especially when he looks up where Fozzie is with his modem... which promptly loudly screeches and tortures everyone in the car.
** "Would you like some Tab or New Coke?"
*** "Not now, 80s Robot."
* [[MadBomber Crazy Harry]] being so out of practice he blew himself up instead of the dynamite.
* Creator/JackBlack who spends his appearance on the telethon tied to a chair, because the Muppets kidnapped him.
** Especially the Barbershop Quartet number where he's both unhappy it's a barbershop quartet but actually starts complaining when they perform "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
-->'''Jack Black''': You're ruining one of the greatest songs of all time!
** And then ''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext they shrink his head]].''
** Also right after the Muppets kidnap him.
-->'''Piggy''':You inspire them, Kermie.\\
'''Kermit''': I inspire them to kidnap people!?\\
'''Piggy''': To work together!\\
'''Kermit''': To ''kidnap people''!?
** Also right after the kidnapping, we get this little exchange.
-->'''Fozzie:''' But, Kermit, which is more illegal? [[InsistentTerminology Briefly inconveniencing Jack Black,]] or ''destroying the Muppets''?\\
'''Kermit:''' [[WhatTheHellHero KIDNAPPING JACK BLACK, FOZZIE!]]
** And then there's this line:
--> '''Lew Zealand''': Mister The Frog, we all agreed a celebrity is not a people."
* ''[[ComedicSociopathy Punch Teacher]]''. Especially the executives [[ComicallyMissingThePoint wondering why they were being sued over it.]]
** The blink-and-you'll-miss-it joke that cuts away from the punched teacher lamenting "I just wanted to make a difference!"
** ''Very'' subtle joke: ''Punch Teacher'' has [[OverlyLongGag a 120-minute programming slot]].
** An Easter Egg on the Blu-Ray shows an extended version of the scene, capped off with [[HotTeacher Mary]] looking shocked.
* The Swedish Chef's lyrics in the sentimental "Pictures In My Head": complete gibberish slotted into an otherwise serious song with subtitles containing Latin, crossed-out "O"s!
** Made funnier by the fact that the swedish language doesn't even use that letter - Danish does! But the chef has [[Creator/VictorBorge confused Denmark and Sweden before.]]
* The Muppets' initial audience being a single hobo named [[Creator/ZachGalifianakis Hobo Joe]] and his fire, as well as Joe's vocal displeasure at the Muppets saying there's no one in the audience, as well as some of his friends joining him and [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext carrying Jack Black off as their king at the end.]]
* "Travel by map."
* Creator/NeilPatrickHarris in the telethon box. "No, I don't know why I'm not hosting this."
* Kermit's reaction to Whoopi Goldberg, Selena Gomez and [[AndZoidberg ... some random kid]] (actually ''Series/ModernFamily'' star Rico Rodriguez) entering the telethon.
** As well as Selena and Rico having no idea who the Muppets are.
-->'''Selena''': I don't know who you guys are. I'm here 'cause my agent told me to come.\\
'''Rico''': Are you one of the Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles?\\
'''Kermit''': ...[[SureLetsGoWithThat yyyyes I am]]! Now let me show you how you can help!
* As Miss Piggy prepares the kidnapping of Jack Black
-->'''Jack Black:''' Oh hey Animal. What are you doing here.
-->'''Animal:''' Acting! ''(Extended {{beat}})'' [[ActingUnnatural Natural!]]
* During the cleaning montage, the Swedish Chef finds the refrigerator filled with mold and filth... some of it ''moving''. What does our favorite Muppet Chef do? Why, [[KillItWithFire use a flamethrower to clean out the filth, of course.]]
-->'''Swedish Chef:''' [[Film/{{Scarface 1983}} Seehurloodurrmurrleedlefrind!]]
** [[ComedicSociopathy Even funnier]] is how the reason they were moving is because they were AnthropomorphicFood in the first place, who must have been waiting for the Chef to take them out for years.
* The SuspiciouslySpecificDenial about Tex Richman's HeelFaceTurn.
* The song "Me Party," mainly because of the restaurant patrons' complete and total obliviousness to Mary's song and dance.
** Piggy sings this with a table of talking Muppet food in her dressing room including a ''lot'' of pastries. Why is the food there? 1.) Because [[HeartbreakAndIceCream she's lonely]], and 2.) she's a ''pig!''
* The ending of "Life's a Happy Song," where, as soon as Gary, Mary, and Walter leave on the bus, the crowd lets out a relieved "They're gone!" and [[TiredAfterTheSong collapses]].
** Also during this song we get [[TheStoner Willie Nelson]] singing "Life is full of Highs" and a couple of other people singing that "Life is a fille'''t''' of fish" to which Walter and Gary can only reply with... "Yes, yes it is".
** The second performance has Tex Richman loudly remind everyone that they sang it already. Nobody seems to care.
* After you watch the telethon, you realize that it's very much exactly like how a regular episode of ''Series/TheMuppetShow'' would play out, save maybe for Jack Black being tied to a chair and doing nothing but complaining, and the money counter hanging throughout! It takes up nearly the same amount of time as a regular episode in the course of the film too, even though in-universe, it takes up two hours!
** Even funnier when you realize that Creator/JackBlack isn't the first guest star to be [[Creator/JohnCleese tied to a chair.]]
-->'''Jack Black:''' I'm being held captive by these weirdos!\\
'''[[JustForFun/StatlerAndWaldorf Statler]]:''' Now you know how we've felt for the past forty years!
* "Maniacal laugh!"
** "MANIACAL LAUGH!"
* At the end, Gary finally proposes to Mary and she replies:
--->"Manamana"
** Doo doo doo doo doo
** Doubles as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}.
** Also a StealthPun, if you listen closely.
* When Gary, Mary, and Walter start looking for Kermit:
-->'''Mary:''' How do we find Kermit? Nobody's seen him in years.\\
''(the gang passes a man selling Hot Star Maps in front of Pink's Hot Dogs)''\\
'''Walter:''' ''(gasps)'' Wait, stop the car! I have an idea.\\
''(cut to the trio eating some chili dogs)''\\
'''Gary:''' These are delicious! Great idea, Walter.
** According to the commentary, this was the first scene written.
* When '80s Robot uses his dial-up modem to locate the other Muppets, [[HellIsThatNoise we get the traditional loud beeping and static]], making Kermit, Walter, Gary, and Mary react and cover their ears, with this line from Gary:
--> "Oh, stop it! In the name of all that's sacred, let it end!"
* Every second Emily Blunt, parodying her turn in ''Literature/TheDevilWearsPrada'', appears on screen.
* Animal's therapy session, which thanks to the Muppets showing up turns into an all-out brawl thanks to some unfortunate trigger words.
* The outtakes of Zach Galifinakis ad-libbing with the homeless Muppets. "New hobo, eh?"
** Miss Piggy getting hair in her face mid line and trying to blow it away.
** During a take with Walter, Gary and Mary in the car, Walter accidentally gets his hand stuck in the car seat.
** Dr. Strangepork accidentally brushes against Kermit.
-->'''Kermit''': I just got a pig ear in my mouth.
** Walter pounding on Kermit's door and sobbing dramatically.
** Uncle Deadly falling over in Richman's office.
** After Mary says, "It's time to meet the Muppets", an offscreen voice casually mentions that Walter is on fire. Walter immediately exclaims "Ah! I'm burning!"
** Fozzie's rubber chickens are named Fran and [[Creator/LouiseGold Louise]].
** Steve Whitmire flubbing a line and accidentally calling Eighties Robot "Raidies Robot".
** Scooter kissing Kermit on the cheek is sweet and funny.
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