History Funny / TheLordofTheRings

25th Aug '16 8:01:56 PM DarkHunter
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* While Sam is briefly the Ringbearer, the Ring attempt to corrupt him like it has everyone else. But Sam is such an honest and simple gardener that the only thing the Ring can come up with to tempt him is an image of Morder ''covered with flowers''. Sam immediately dismisses this as ridiculous. One gets the feeling the Ring was a little desperate.

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* While Sam is briefly the Ringbearer, the Ring attempt attempts to corrupt him like it has everyone else. But Sam is such an honest and simple gardener that the only thing the Ring can come up with to tempt him is an image of Morder ''covered with flowers''. Sam immediately dismisses this as ridiculous. One gets the feeling the Ring was a little desperate.
25th Aug '16 8:01:00 PM DarkHunter
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* While Sam is briefly the Ringbearer, the Ring attempt to corrupt him like it has everyone else. But Sam is such an honest and simple gardener that the only thing the Ring can come up with to tempt him is an image of Morder ''covered with flowers''. Sam immediately dismisses this as ridiculous. One gets the feeling the Ring was a little desperate.
21st Aug '16 3:49:56 PM GothicProphet
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** Then she tries to get more things off of Frodo after she is furious that he inherited Bag End. Before she left, Frodo checked her and discovered that she was hiding "several small but valuable" items in her umbrella. After she leaves, he tells Merry to lock the door and not let anyone in "even if they bring a battering ram." Later, Frodo assumes that she's returned and is knocking at the door and ignores it, only for Gandalf to shout to be let in or he'll knock the door in so hard it going fly though the entire house and crash out the other end.

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** Then she tries to get more things off of Frodo after she is furious that he inherited Bag End. Before she left, Frodo checked her and discovered that she was hiding "several small but valuable" items in her umbrella. After she leaves, he tells Merry to lock the door and not let anyone in "even if they bring a battering ram." Later, Frodo assumes that she's returned and is knocking at the door and ignores it, only for Gandalf to shout to be let in or he'll knock the door in so hard it going fly will go flying though the entire house and crash out the other end.
13th Aug '16 6:57:59 AM Ingonyama
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* Speaking of Orlando Bloom, his commentary during the lembas scene mentioned above under FOTR, where he proclaims he sounded like he was doing a lembas commercial. Not only is the hammy way he imitates the line hilarious, but it's hard to listen to the original and not agree with him.
6th Aug '16 3:59:35 AM GothicProphet
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* Gimli, about the Rohirrim: "You'd find more cheer in a graveyard."
4th Aug '16 7:02:19 AM GothicProphet
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-->'And what about your companions? What about Legolas and me?' cried Gimli, unable to contain himself longer. 'You rascals, you woolly-footed and wool-pated truants! A fine hunt you have led us! Two hundred leagues, through fen and forest, battle and death, to rescue you! And here we find you feasting and idling-and smoking! Smoking! Where did you come by the weed, you villains? Hammer and tongs! I am so torn between rage and joy, that if I do not burst. it will be a marvel!'

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-->'And what about your companions? What about Legolas and me?' cried Gimli, unable to contain himself longer. 'You rascals, you woolly-footed and wool-pated truants! A fine hunt you have led us! Two hundred leagues, through fen and forest, battle and death, to rescue you! And here we find you feasting and idling-and idling - and smoking! Smoking! Where did you come by the weed, you villains? Hammer and tongs! I am so torn between rage and joy, that if I do not burst. burst, it will be a marvel!'
4th Aug '16 6:57:40 AM GothicProphet
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* Bill Ferny's a real jerk. First he rats on the hobbits to the Black Riders, then he capitalizes on the subsequent loss of transportation by selling them a near-useless pony for three times its worth. (When Frodo asks whether this is a trick and maybe the pony will run back to Ferny with all their stuff, Argagorn responds: "I wonder. But I cannot imagine any animal running home to him, once it got away.") And then, when Frodo & Co. are leaving town, he's got the gall to insult them all in public. Bad move, buddy. When he gets to Sam, Sam insults him right back, and then beans him with an apple.

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* Bill Ferny's a real jerk. First he rats on the hobbits to the Black Riders, then he capitalizes on the subsequent loss of transportation by selling them a near-useless pony for three times its worth. (When Frodo asks whether this is a trick and maybe the pony will run back to Ferny with all their stuff, Argagorn Aragorn responds: "I wonder. But I cannot imagine any animal running home to him, once it got away.") And then, when Frodo & Co. are leaving town, he's got the gall to insult them all in public. Bad move, buddy. When he gets to Sam, Sam insults him right back, and then beans him with an apple.



-->-[I'll]] Knock on the doors with your head, and if that doesn't shatter them and I am allowed a little peace from foolish questions, I will seek for the opening words.

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-->-[I'll]] -->-[I'll] Knock on the doors with your head, and if that doesn't shatter them and I am allowed a little peace from foolish questions, I will seek for the opening words.
4th Aug '16 6:56:09 AM GothicProphet
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--> ''Sam'': If this is shelter, then one wall and no roof make a house.

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--> ''Sam'': '''Sam''': If this is shelter, then one wall and no roof make a house.
4th Aug '16 6:54:05 AM GothicProphet
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** Another Lobelia moment: after taking the spoons and being caught trying to take other items, she's terribly fed up with Frodo and is trying to come up with a sufficiently devastating insult to leave on. The best she can do is tell Frodo "You're [[NoTrueScotsman not a Baggins at all]] you're a... Brandybuck!" Frodo turns to Merry (Brandybuck) and asks Merry what he thought of that insult. Merry's response is "[[DeadpanSnarker It was a compliment. And so, of course, not true]]."

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** Another Lobelia moment: after taking the spoons and being caught trying to take other items, she's terribly fed up with Frodo and is trying to come up with a sufficiently devastating insult to leave on. The best she can do is tell Frodo "You're [[NoTrueScotsman not a Baggins at all]] all]], you're a... Brandybuck!" Frodo turns to Merry (Brandybuck) and asks Merry what he thought of that insult. Merry's response is "[[DeadpanSnarker It was a compliment. And so, of course, not true]]."



* Bill Ferny's a real jerk. First he rats on the hobbits to the Black Riders, then he capitalizes on the subsequent loss of transportation by selling them a near-useless pony for three times its worth. (When Frodo asks whether this is a trick and maybe the pony will run back to Ferny with all their stuff, Argagorn responds: "I wonder. But I cannot imagine any animal running home to him, once it got away.) And then, when Frodo & Co. are leaving town, he's got the gall to insult them all in public. Bad move, buddy. When he gets to Sam, Sam insults him right back, and then beans him with an apple.

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* Bill Ferny's a real jerk. First he rats on the hobbits to the Black Riders, then he capitalizes on the subsequent loss of transportation by selling them a near-useless pony for three times its worth. (When Frodo asks whether this is a trick and maybe the pony will run back to Ferny with all their stuff, Argagorn responds: "I wonder. But I cannot imagine any animal running home to him, once it got away.) ") And then, when Frodo & Co. are leaving town, he's got the gall to insult them all in public. Bad move, buddy. When he gets to Sam, Sam insults him right back, and then beans him with an apple.
2nd Aug '16 4:47:06 PM USABobcat
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* In ''Fellowship'', when the orcs are coming for them in the Mines of Moria, Boromir's irritated, utterly deadpan mutter of "They have a ''cave-troll''". It's not an OhCrap moment, it's more like "Well, ''dammit.''"

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* In ''Fellowship'', when the orcs are coming for them in the Mines of Moria, Boromir's irritated, utterly deadpan mutter of "They have a ''cave-troll''". It's not an OhCrap moment, it's more like "Well, ''dammit.''"''dammit''", mixed with a generous helping of "Of ''course'' they have a cave troll."
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