History Funny / TheLastOfUs

--> '''Joel''': Where did you get the money for this?
--> '''Sarah''': [[BlatantLies Drugs.]] [[SarcasmMode I sell]] [[DeadpanSnarker hardcore drugs.]]

-->'''Ellie''': (''starts blowing extremely hard'')
-->'''Joel''': Are you alright?
-->'''Ellie''': I'm trying to learn how to whistle.
-->'''Joel''': You don't know how to whistle?
-->'''Ellie''': Well, does it sound like I know how to whistle?

--->'''Ellie''': (''starts whistling successfully, then gasps, then whistles again'') I'm whistling! (''continues whistling'')
--->'''Joel''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, good.]] [[MostAnnoyingSound Something else you can drive me crazy with.]]
--->'''Ellie''': That's awesome.

-->'''Ellie''': We're here because you owe Joel some favors, and you can start by taking these off! (''referring to handcuffs dangling from her wrist'')
-->'''Bill''': I owe Joel some favors... is this some kind of joke?
-->'''Joel''': I'll cut to the chase: I need a car.
-->'''Bill''': Well, it is a joke. Joel needs a car! Well, if I had one that works, which I sure as hell don't, what makes you think I'd just give it to you? Huh? "Yeah sure, Joel, go ahead, take my car! Take all my food too, while you're at it!"
-->'''Ellie''': [[DeadpanSnarker By the looks of it, you could lose some of that food.]]
-->'''Bill''': (''points knife at her'') You listen to me, you little shit -
-->'''Ellie''': No, fuck you! You handcuffed me!

-->'''Bill''': What are ya deliverin', the little brat?
-->'''Ellie''': Ha ha. Fuck you too.
-->'''Bill''': (''[[ActuallyPrettyFunny suddenly cracks up]]'')

-->'''Ellie''': [[TheWatson So...why don't you fix one these cars?]] (''referring to the mass of broken down cars'')
-->'''Bill''': [[SarcasmMode Oh my God, you're a genius. I mean the whole time, why on earth hadn't I thought about fixin' one of these cars?]]
-->'''Ellie''': Okay, don't be a dick...
-->'''Bill''': The tires are rotten and the batteries are dead.

-->'''Bill''': Hey! What did I say to you when we walked down the steps?! What did I say?!
-->'''Ellie''': [[HilariousInHindsight I'm just]] [[BlatantLies fixing your stupid pile!]]
-->'''Bill''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Don't. Touch.]]
-->'''Ellie''': (''sighs, then [[FlippingTheBird flips Bill off]]'')

-->'''Bill:''' ''(paraphrased)'' I told you so, you need to set up more traps and get a better lookout ''(goes on talking to himself)''...
-->'''Ellie:''' Great, now he's talking to himself.
-->'''Joel:''' Er, yeah... Bill?
-->'''Bill:''' ...''(still talking)'' - ''Joel?'' This way.
* This exchange, after [[spoiler: almost getting killed looking for a car that has already been scavenged for parts]].
-->'''Bill''': Somebody had the same idea, [[spoiler: they stole my shit]].
-->'''Joel''': Well, then what the hell is Plan B?
-->'''Bill''': You should be thankful you're still drawing breath! That was Plan A, B, C, all the way to fucking Z!

-->'''Ellie''': I'm sure your "friend" will be missing this tonight. ''(pulls out gay porn mag)'' Light on the reading, but it has some good photos.
-->'''Joel''': Now Ellie, that ain't for kids.
-->'''Ellie''': Woah! How the -- ''how the hell would you even walk around with that thing?!''
-->'''Joel''': Get rid of that. Just--
-->'''Ellie''': Hold your horses, I wanna see what the fuss is about. ''Why are these pages stuck together?''
-->'''Joel''': Uhh...
-->'''Ellie''': ''(laughs)'' I'm just fucking with you!

-->'''Ellie''': You're totally fucking with me!

* After seeing Sam and Ellie play darts, Joel can have a throw too. [[spoiler: After much build up, he hits the wall.]]

-->'''Joel''': What kind of name is Callus, anyway?

--> 10 million werewolves IN. ''(Let 'em in just for you, Andrea. Happy Halloween!)''

-->'''Ellie''': Well, maybe in all that research, they turned into fucking monkeys.
* "Once we clean up this mess we're gonna have a town meeting and put his leadership up to vote." The civility of the line in context makes it ARareSentence gold. [[spoiler: While hunting Ellie one of the cannibals says this about David.]]
* When Joel finds Ellie [[spoiler: on the operating table with a surgeon attempting to fend off him with a scalpel,]] it is possible to throw a brick at his face... only that he ignores the brick entirely, even through it breaks apart on his face.

-->'''Robert:''' Tess. Joel. No hard feelings, right?
-->'''Tess:''' None at all. ''(picks up a metal pipe)''

* Upon finding an ApocalypticLog of a man bite by infected monkeys [[TooDumbToLive that he let out]], Joel grunts in annoyance at the man's heartfelt monologue of sorrow and regret and fast forwards the tape to the end to hear [[spoiler:where the Fireflies have gone]]. What should be a soul crushing and depressing moment quickly turns hilarious.

** Then there's the infected pulling a BigDamnHeroes moment for Ellie when she's outnumbered by enemies trying to reach Joel. After they've finished them for her, picking them off from the second floor becomes child's play, even on Survivor.

* At one point when scavenging the mall looking for supplies for Joel, Ellie is startled by a cat. A few seconds later the same cat knocks over something when running across some vents, prompting Ellie to yell "Jesus! Are you trying to kill me?"

* As part of IdleAnimation, leave Joel standing still long enough and Ellie will exclaim ''"Booored!"'' or comment on the awkwardness. She will also make somewhat snarky comments if you waste bullets by shooting at nothing.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeQdHWKR8PM Ellie's swearing compilation]]

* As part of IdleAnimaton, leave Joel standing still long enough and Ellie will exclaim ''"Booored!"'' or comment on the awkwardness. She will also make somewhat snarky comments if you waste bullets by shooting at nothing.

* As part of IdleAnimaton, leave Joel standing still long enough and Ellie will exclaim ''"Booored!" or comment on the awkwardness. She will also make somewhat snarky comments if you waste bullets by shooting at nothing.

-->'''Bill''': You should be thankful you're still drawing breath! That was Plan A, B, C, all the fucking way to Z!

* '''"BRICK. FUCKING. MASTER!"'''

** What makes this funnier is the strong hints that Ellie is into girls. [[DoubleEntendre Suddenly the question on getting boobs takes on a whole new meaning.]]

** What makes this funnier is the strong hints that Ellie is into girls. [[DoubleEntrade Suddenly the question on getting boobs takes on a whole new meaning.]]

-->'''Bill''': Well, it is a joke. Joel needs a car! Well, if I had one that works, which I sure as hell don't, what makes you think I'd just give it to you? Huh? "Yeah sure, Joel, go ahead, take my car! Take all my food too, while you're at it!

-->'''Bill''': (''points knife at her'') You listen to me, you little shit-

** [[AllWomenAreLustful Just the fact one of the things she borrowed is a gay porn magazine, really.]]

* This troper found it darkly humorous that you can throw bricks and bottles to lure Infected and the Cannibals to clash with each other.

* Ellie and Riley in the photo booth. "What's a Facebook?"

* The whole arcade sequence where Riley coaches Ellie on how to play one of the arcade. Thing is, said arcade is busted and Ellie is mostly imagining it though Riley's descriptions. Which then include button prompts that ''you'' have to press.

* Gamers are treated to a new set of puns from Ellie's book. That is, if they can stand them.

* Ellie finds a toy skull with answers to yes or no questions named Skeleseer. Doesn't take long before she asks [[ACupAngst "Am I getting boobs or what?"]] Skelseer's answer: "The spirits are quiet". When Skelseer declares Riley to be funnier than Ellie, she responds with "Well, Skeleseer can suck my dick."
* Gamers are treated to a new set of puns from Ellie's book. That is, if they can stand them.

!!Left Behind:

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeQdHWKR8PM Ellie's swearing compilation]]

-->''':Ellie''': Well, maybe in all that research, they turned into fucking monkeys.

-->'''Tess:''' None at all. ''(picks up a metal pipe)''

-->'''Bill:''' (paraphrasing) I told you so, you need to set up more traps and get a better lookout *rants rants*...

-->'''Joel:''' Er.. yeah... Bill?
-->'''Bill:''' ..*rants* ''Joel?'' This way.

-->'''Ellie''': I'm sure your "friend" will be missing this tonight. (pulls out gay porn mag) Light on the reading, but it has some good photos.

-->'''Ellie''': Woah! How the-- ''How the hell would you even walk around with that thing?!''

-->'''Tess:''' None at all. *Picks up a metal pipe*

--> '''Sarah''': [[BlatantLies Drugs.]] [[SarcasmMode: I sell]] [[DeadpanSnarker hardcore drugs.]]