History Funny / TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy

10th Feb '17 7:31:54 PM cybertoy0
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10th Feb '17 7:30:01 PM cybertoy0
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'''Zaphod''': It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated. As a token of our appreciation, we hope you will [[HaveANiceDeath enjoy the two thermonuclear missiles we've just sent to converge with your craft]]. To ensure on-going quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes. Thank you.

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'''Zaphod''': '''Councilman''': It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated. As a token of our appreciation, we hope you will [[HaveANiceDeath enjoy the two thermonuclear missiles we've just sent to converge with your craft]]. To ensure on-going quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes. Thank you.
9th Feb '17 6:48:12 PM cybertoy0
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* Trillian has been captured by the Vogons! How do they save her? By filling out a "Presidential Release Form". Yes, those exist. Of course, Arthur filled out a ''regular'' release form beforehand, only to be kindly informed by the Vogon secretary of his mistake. It's like one of those bad days at the DMV.



* The Vogons become as depressed as Marvin.

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* The climax of the film; The Vogons are shooting everywhere, our heroes are cornered, and then Marvin the chronically-depressed robot picks up the Point-Of-View Gun. He pulls the trigger, and the Vogons become as so depressed as Marvin.that they just topple over.
11th Jan '17 3:41:07 PM LBHills
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* There is one man who was specially selected to be the behind-the-scenes political ruler of the known universe. Because he takes nothing for granted. ''Nothing.''
--> '''Ruler''' ''(to his cat):'' When the men come - or, when ''in my mind'' the men come to ask me questions, do they come in your mind too, kitty? Perhaps you think they're singing songs to you. ''(considers this for a moment)'' Perhaps they ''are'' coming here to sing songs to you, and I only ''think'' they're asking me questions. Who can tell? Who can tell...
22nd Oct '16 9:50:11 AM JMQwilleran
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* The Golgafrinchans are trying to invent fire and aren't having much luck...
-->'''Golgafrinchan Girl''': When you've been in marketing as long as I have, you'll know that before any new product can be developed it has to be properly researched. We’ve got to find out what people want from fire, how they relate to it, what sort of image it has for them.
-->'''Ford Prefect''': Go stick it up your nose.
-->'''Golgafrinchan Girl''': Which is precisely the sort of thing we need to know. Do people want fire that can be fitted nasally?
10th Sep '16 11:25:47 AM Kalaong
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-->'''Councilman''': As a token of our appreciation, [[HaveANiceDeath we hope will you enjoy the two thermonuclear missiles we just sent to converge with your craft.]] To ensure ongoing quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes. Thank you.

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-->'''Councilman''': Greetings. This is a recorded announcement as we're all out the moment. The Commercial council of Magrathea thanks you for your esteemed visit, but regrets that the entire planet is temporarily closed for business. If you would like to leave your name and a planet where you can be contacted, kindly do so at the tone.\\
'''Arthur''': Closed? How can a planet be closed?\\
'''Zaphod''': For once, Aldus, I agree with you. Okay, computer. Keep going. Take us down.\\
'''Zaphod''': It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated.
As a token of our appreciation, we hope you will [[HaveANiceDeath we hope will you enjoy the two thermonuclear missiles we we've just sent to converge with your craft.]] craft]]. To ensure ongoing on-going quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes. Thank you.



-->'''Arthur''': Go with a hunch of '''a''' '''''man''''' '''whose''' '''''brain''''' '''is''' '''''fueled by lemons'''''?!

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-->'''Arthur''': Go with a hunch of '''a''' '''''man''''' '''whose''' '''''brain''''' '''is''' '''''fueled '''a ''man'' whose ''brain'' is fueled by lemons'''''?!''lemons?!'''''
** They help him [[IncrediblyLamePun concentrate]].
29th Jun '16 2:30:07 AM 06tele
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* The revelation that the most offensive word in the galaxy is "Belgium" happens while Zaphod is dangling from his fingers thousands of fee in the air, and we learn that "it is only ever used by loose-tongued people in moments of extreme peril" because, of course, Zaphod is such a person. Sure enough, he uses it in an attempt to get Ford to rescue him ("Belgium, man, Belgium!"), but it doesn't work because Ford loses his footing and soon they're both dangling, leading Zaphod to top the "Belgium" gag:

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* The revelation that the most offensive word in the galaxy is "Belgium" happens while Zaphod is dangling from his fingers thousands of fee feet in the air, and we learn that "it is only ever used by loose-tongued people in moments of extreme peril" because, of course, Zaphod is such a person. Sure enough, he uses it in an attempt to get Ford to rescue him ("Belgium, man, Belgium!"), but it doesn't work because Ford loses his footing and soon they're both dangling, leading Zaphod to top the "Belgium" gag:
29th Jun '16 2:29:40 AM 06tele
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* The revelation that the most offensive word in the galaxy is "Belgium" happens while Zaphod is dangling from his fingers from the mouth of a giant marble statue of a cup hanging thousands of fee in the air, and we learn that "it is only ever used by loose-tongued people in moments of extreme peril" because, of course, Zaphod is such a person. Sure enough, he uses it ("Belgium, man, Belgium!") in an attempt to get Ford to rescue him, but it doesn't work because Ford slides down to where Zaphod is and soon they're both dangling from the mouth of the cup, leading Zaphod to top the "Belgium" gag:

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* The revelation that the most offensive word in the galaxy is "Belgium" happens while Zaphod is dangling from his fingers from the mouth of a giant marble statue of a cup hanging thousands of fee in the air, and we learn that "it is only ever used by loose-tongued people in moments of extreme peril" because, of course, Zaphod is such a person. Sure enough, he uses it ("Belgium, man, Belgium!") in an attempt to get Ford to rescue him, him ("Belgium, man, Belgium!"), but it doesn't work because Ford slides down to where Zaphod is loses his footing and soon they're both dangling from the mouth of the cup, dangling, leading Zaphod to top the "Belgium" gag:



--->"I'd rather be happy than right."

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--->"I'd rather be happy than right.right any day."
29th Jun '16 2:27:32 AM 06tele
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* The revelation that the most offensive word in the galaxy is "Belgium" happens while Zaphod is dangling from his fingers from the mouth of a giant marble statue of a cup hanging thousands of fee in the air, and we learn that "it is only ever used by loose-tongued people in moments of extreme peril" because, of course, Zaphod is such a person. Sure enough, he uses it ("Belgium, man, Belgium!") in an attempt to get Ford to rescue him, but it doesn't work because Ford slides down to where Zaphod is and soon they're both dangling from the mouth of the cup, leading Zaphod to top the "Belgium" gag:
-->'''Zaphod''': You stupid [[CountryMatters Ghent!]]
21st May '15 2:10:15 PM BobTanaka
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** "I wonder if it'll be friends with me?"

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** "I wonder if it'll be friends with me?"me? Hello, ground!"
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