History Funny / TheGoldenGirls

31st Aug '16 12:23:10 AM Green_lantern40
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* Rose: "All creatures must learn to co-exist. Back where I come from, they do. That's why the brown bear and field mouse can share their lives and live in harmony. Of course they can't [[InterspeciesRomance mate]] or [[HotSkittyOnWailordAction the mice would explode.]]" Cue WTF looks from the entire picket line.

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* Rose: From "Love Under the Big Top":
** Dorothy's attorney boyfriend [[Creator/DickVanDyke Ken Whittingham]] tells her he's leaving the law profession to become a full-time circus clown. He does this by putting on a red clown nose while Dorothy's eyes are closed. He tells her to open her eyes and guess what his announcement is, and Dorothy responds thusly:
-->'''Dorothy''': You're becoming Irish?
** Rose, during a "Save the Whales" demonstration:
"All creatures must learn to co-exist. Back where I come from, they do. That's why the brown bear and field mouse can share their lives and live in harmony. Of course they can't [[InterspeciesRomance mate]] or [[HotSkittyOnWailordAction the mice would explode.]]" Cue WTF looks from the entire picket line.line.
** At said demonstration, Blanche gets in trouble for punching a dock worker trying to interfere with the protest, and as a result the girls end up in court. Sophia mentions to Dorothy that she's called Ken and he's coming over to take care of the matter, which Dorothy's overjoyed to hear. What Sophia did not mention, however, was that [[RefugeInAudacity he would be handling the case in full clown get-up.]]
30th Aug '16 6:21:53 PM Green_lantern40
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* In "Ladies of the Evening", Blanche wins a date with Burt Reynolds and invites Dorothy and Blanche along, but has to leave out Sophia. Hijinks ensue which end with the girls going to a hotel reception and getting arrested after being mistaken for prostitutes, causing them to miss their chance to meet the actor. The episode ends with the girls sitting at home pissed at the turn of events, when Burt Reynolds comes to their house...to take out Sophia! Before they leave, he asks which of the younger three is The Slut, and ''all three of them yell "I am!"''



* In "Ladies of the Night", Blanche wins a date with Burt Reynolds and invites Dorothy and Blanche along, but has to leave out Sophia. Hijinks ensue which end with the girls going to a hotel reception and getting arrested after being mistaken for prostitutes, causing them to miss their chance to meet the actor. The episode ends with the girls sitting at home pissed at the turn of events, when Burt Reynolds comes to their house...to take out Sophia! Before they leave, he asks which of the younger three is The Slut, and ''all three of them yell "I am!"''

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* In "Ladies of the Night", Blanche wins a date with Burt Reynolds and invites Dorothy and Blanche along, but has to leave out Sophia. Hijinks ensue which end with the girls going to a hotel reception and getting arrested after being mistaken for prostitutes, causing them to miss their chance to meet the actor. The episode ends with the girls sitting at home pissed at the turn of events, when Burt Reynolds comes to their house...to take out Sophia! Before they leave, he asks which of the younger three is The Slut, and ''all three of them yell "I am!"''
26th Jul '16 6:46:08 PM DesertDragon
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* In "Ladies of the Night", Blanche wins a date with Burt Reynolds and invites Dorothy and Blanche along, but has to leave out Sophia. Hijinks ensue which end with the girls going to a hotel reception and getting arrested after being mistaken for prostitutes, causing them to miss their chance to meet the actor. The episode ends with the girls sitting at home pissed at the turn of events, when Burt Reynolds comes to their house...to take out Sophia! Before they leave, he asks which of the younger three is The Slut, and ''all three of them yell "I am!"''
22nd Jun '16 8:39:13 PM mockingjay
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* Sophia negotiating with a grocery store clerk over a nectarine in "The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo":
-->'''Clerk:''' I've never seen a more beautiful piece of fruit.\\
'''Sophia:''' Oh yeah? Then try kissing my behind! It's a real peach!
16th Apr '16 12:52:56 AM Green_lantern40
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* The joke between the two crows.
** "GET OUT!"



* The joke between the two crows.
** "GET OUT!"
6th Apr '16 9:40:39 AM Dork12
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** When Dorothy has to give a eulogy.
-->'''Dorothy:''' I'm so nervous. Have you ever given a eulogy before, Rose?
-->'''Rose:''' You mean at a funeral?
-->'''Dorothy:''' No, at a pie eating contest.



--->'''Rose:''' Can I ask a dumb question?\\

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--->'''Rose:''' -->'''Rose:''' Can I ask a dumb question?\\
5th Apr '16 2:12:12 PM jewelia13
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** From the same episode, Dorothy trying to talk Rose out of feeling sorry for herself about her physical condition: "Sure, you're five years older. So am I. So is Blanche. Okay, you've grown a few more wrinkles. So have I. So has Blanche. So you're a bit thicker in the middle. So is Blanche." What really sells it is Blanche's reaction with each line, ranging from annoyance to anger.

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** From the same episode, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVFnmzmEK8E Dorothy trying to talk Rose out of feeling sorry for herself about her physical condition: "Sure, condition]]:
-->'''Dorothy:''' Sure,
you're five years older. So am I. So is Blanche.
-->'''Blanche:''' ''*Surprised look*''
-->'''Dorothy:'''
Okay, you've grown a few more wrinkles. So have I. So has Blanche.
-->'''Blanche:''' ''*Irritated look*''
-->'''Dorothy:'''
So you're a bit thicker in the middle. So is Blanche." What really sells it is Blanche's reaction with each line, ranging from annoyance to anger.
Blanche.
-->'''Blanche:''' ''*Epic DeathGlare*''
11th Mar '16 12:58:35 AM Green_lantern40
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* In the beginning of "Once, in St. Olaf", Blanche is giving Dorothy grief about allegedly being the cause of Sophia's hernia (by asking Sophia to move a wicker sofa). At first Rose comes to Dorothy's defense but then pulls out this zinger when she asks for orange juice:
--> '''Rose''': Would you like me to pour you a glass, or have Sophia come in and bring you the refrigerator?



* In the beginning "Once, In St. Olaf" Blanche is giving Dorothy grief about allegedly being the cause of Sophia's hernia (by asking Sophia to move a wicker sofa). At first Rose comes to Dorothy's defense but then pulls out this zinger when she asks for orange juice:
--> '''Rose''': Would you like me to pour you a glass, or have Sophia come in and bring you the refrigerator?

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* In the beginning "Once, In St. Olaf" Blanche is giving Dorothy grief about allegedly being the cause of Sophia's hernia (by asking Sophia to move a wicker sofa). At first Rose comes to Dorothy's defense but then pulls out this zinger when she asks for orange juice:
--> '''Rose''': Would you like me to pour you a glass, or have Sophia come in and bring you the refrigerator?



* When Sophia is figuring out her will and figures Dorothy is just anxious to get at her valuables, Dorothy tells her to calm down and have some tea. All the while, Dorothy has a sinister look on her face and mentions "it'll... ''relax'' you". Sophia tells Rose to try it.
-->'''Dorothy''': Rose, DON'T! (more calmly) That tea was for my mommy.
** This turns into a BrickJoke at the end of the episode when Dorothy adopts the same sinister look and says "let me make you a cup of ''tea''..."



* When Sophia is figuring out her will and figures Dorothy is just anxious to get at her valuables, Dorothy tells her to calm down and have some tea. All the while, Dorothy has a sinister look on her face and mentions "it'll... ''relax'' you". Sophia tells Rose to try it.
-->'''Dorothy''': Rose, DON'T! (more calmly) That tea was for my mommy.
** This turns into a BrickJoke at the end of the episode when Dorothy adopts the same sinister look and says "let me make you a cup of ''tea''..."
9th Mar '16 10:31:29 PM mockingjay
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* In the beginning "Once, In St. Olaf" Blanche is giving Dorothy grief about allegedly being the cause of Sophia's hernia (by asking Sophia to move a wicker sofa). At first Rose comes to Dorothy's defense but then pulls out this zinger when she asks for orange juice:
--> '''Rose''': Would you like me to pour you a glass, or have Sophia come in and bring you the refrigerator?
9th Mar '16 9:46:54 PM mockingjay
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-->'''Dorothy''': Richard was the man I thought was gonna be the first.\\

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-->'''Dorothy''': Richard Barry was the man I thought was gonna wanted to be the first.\\



'''Dorothy:''' That's... pretty jumpy.

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'''Dorothy:''' That's...Boy, that's... pretty jumpy.
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