History Funny / TheCinemaSnob2014Episodes

** As stock footage of Godzilla and Ebirah playing tennis with a rock from ''Ebirah, Horror of the Deep'' plays, the Snob cues up the boss music from ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBrothers2''.

* Snob making fun of Creator/MeatLoaf's [[TookTheBadFilmSeriously unnecessarily intense performance]].

** '''''"And is that 'Top of the World' playing?!"'''''

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-->'''Snob (bemused):''' Huh...now ''there's'' something you don't see every day.
* "Well, there's your Fouke monster - it's a ''cow''."

-->'''Snob (irritably):''' Oh, God damn it, it's just [[PodPeople Trumpy]]! - Go ''away'', Trumpy! We can't be friends any more!

* Before the commercial break, the Snob is attracted by a call of ''Film/LadyHawke'' (ForeShadowing a crossover with Nash's "Here There Be Dragons"), which he describes as his "Man-Bird love sense".

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* Snob's astonishment that Steven Segal was the choice for Genghis Khan [[WhatCouldHaveBeen in a project in the 90's]].

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** He's quite relieved when the scene is over... only to realize that "Oh fuck me, there's more?!" when Crawford then drags Christina into the bathroom to help her scrub the floors.

* Snob being both completely turned by Joan one minute, then terrified the next. Including after one scene where Joan just stares at the screen with a crazy look in her eyes
--> '''Snob:''' ''(looks disturbed)'' ...... Marry me?
* His PerverseSexualLust for Joan, best exemplified with this quote.
-->'''Snob''': Y'know what? I don't care. Creator/JoanCrawford is hot. Creator/FayeDunaway is hot. Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford is fucking hot!
* ''[After Joan forces her way onto the board of directors for Pepsi]''
-->'''Snob:''' Oh, damn, she's crazy! Now we know who to thank for [[http://www.nbcnews.com/id/19230461/ns/business-small_business/t/can-coke-keep-cool-cucumber-pepsi/#.WvD83ZeQyUk Pepsi Cucumber]]!

-->'''Jack:'' Look, if I ever needed to get off on time tonight is the night. I mean... it's practically life or death!\\

-->'''Snob:''' "This movie is [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] unwatchable!"

-->'''Snob:''' "Who are you people looking at!?"

* "Temujin wants to claim Susan Hayward's Bortai as his own; but first he needs to [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender search the town for the Avatar]] and recruit his younger brother, who is turning into TheIncredibleHulk! Great. That should have been their first tip-off that this set was radioactive, [[MassSuperEmpoweringEvent they're turning into superheroes!]]"

* Snob decides to follow the narrator's request for AudienceParticipation.

-->'''Snob''': (''In response to Joan's lingering DeathGlare'') I've seen ''Guinea Pig'' and ''[[Film/SaloOrThe120DaysOfSodom Salo]]'', and ''[[MundaneHorror this]]'' makes me terrified about what's coming next!

* This is quickly followed by Tina handing Joan [[TheAlcoholic a drink]] while she has company over.

* His utter contempt for the Razzies and the people who vote for them; We might have expected him to run with the 'GARBAGE DAY!!'-esque popularity of the ''[[MemeticMutation "Nooooooo. Wiiirrreeee! HANGERRRRSSSSSS!"]]'' scene, but instead, he hilariously decries the people who turned it into a meme, and shows the scene nearly ''in full'', exposing just how ''terrifying'' the scene actually is. Best part: his excited smile turning into a stupefied look of horror.

-->'''Snob:''' Oh, damn, she's crazy! Now we know who to thank for Pepsi Cucumber!

* "I talked about how At Long Last Love was unfairly maligned by critics in 1975, but has received a minor bit of reevaluation and appraisal over the years... So with that in mind, let's talk about ''Film/TheApple'', where I'll be saying none of those things."

* "Introducing Johnny Depp? This is years before ''Film/AliceInWonderland2010'' ''de''-introduced Johnny Depp!"

--> '''Bimbo-san:''' Woooo, you know the ways of my people white man? ''aside'' You know, first they had me sounding like Franchise/CharlieChan, and now I sound like [[NobleSavage Cochise]]!

-->(cue clip from episode of TheSimpsons)

-->'''Snob (angrily):''' Damn it, Brett Ratner, why must you keep disappointing me?

* While using IMDB, he discovers that [[CriticalResearchFailure according to the site]], the film's star Mark Davis ''is actually '''RobertDeNiro'''''.

* The RunningGag on how it is a NarrowParody of ''ForrestGump''. Culminating in the Snob saying "That's all I want to say about that" and frowning after a {{Beat}} once he notices what he has just done.

* Here:
-->'''The Blues Brothers''': Elvis? And the Colonel?
-->'''Snob''': Colonel Sanders? [[ComicallyMissingThePoint The guy from Hell's Bloody Devils]]? (cue shot of an actual cameo of Colonel Sanders in that movie)
-->(''cut to a shot of an ElvisImpersonator eating fried chicken with a Colonel Sanders lookalike)
-->'''Elvis''': Live from New York, baby, it's Saturday Night!
-->'''Snob''': Whoa! I was ''joking'' when I said Colonel Sanders!

--> '''Bob Woodward:''' (looks at picture of Belushi on SNL) "Yeah, I remember seeing that on Saturday Night Live."
--> '''Snob:''' "[[SarcasmMode Thanks, genius]]! What other show would that be from? ''[[FollowTheLeader Fridays]]''!?"

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* Despite inviting Spoony for a Dr. Insano cameo, it's "Bastard FilmBrain" who appears.

* Snob's amazement at the fact that the movie somehow decided to spice up the already extraordinary story about Ruth's called shot during the 1932 World Series Ruth by making up a story about him deliveringa promise to a LittlestCancerPatient that he would hit a home run, and not only does Ruth succeed in fulfilling the promise, but also the child is subsequently cured of his cancer.