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-->'''Snob''':[[ClusterFBomb Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
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-->'''Snob''':[[ClusterFBomb Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!you]]!
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* Snob's comparison of the movie to ''Nukie'' sets the tone.
-->'''Snob''': If ''Nukie'' and ''To Catch a Yeti'' fucked, I'm pretty sure they'd bring about the Antichrist.
* The Douchey [=McNitpick=] letter explaining the difference between a Yeti and a Sasquatch.
-->'''Snob''':[[ClusterFBomb Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
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* "You know what they say: once you go Bigfoot, you go to jail for bestiality."
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* The ending sketch, [[spoiler: which has Craig (Snob) [[TheCinemaSnobMovie Craig]] playing ''Undead Nightmare'' with Sasquatch (voiced by Webvideo/{{Phelous}}). Craig's friend Neil (played by Jake) comes in and says that Craig has JumpedTheShark. To which Craig said that he has jumped the shark when he got the "50 cameos in the ''Caligula'' episode". Neil then shoots Sasquatch.]]
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* The part where he speeds up the audio of the girls moaning, making it sound utterly hilarious.
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* The part where he speeds up the audio of the girls girl's moaning, making it sound utterly hilarious.hilarious.
* Describing the other three scenes of the movie where the Bigfoot porn is, which feature various levels of FetishRetardant.
* Complaints about how the girl is [[DullSurprise moaning unconvincingly]] and the actor is having allergic reactions to the costume.
* Describing the other three scenes of the movie where the Bigfoot porn is, which feature various levels of FetishRetardant.
* Complaints about how the girl is [[DullSurprise moaning unconvincingly]] and the actor is having allergic reactions to the costume.
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* The ending sketch, [[spoiler: which has Craig (Snob) playing ''Undead Nightmare'' with Sasquatch (voiced by Webvideo/{{Phelous}}). Craig's friend (played by Jake) comes in and says that Craig has JumpedTheShark. To which Craig said that he has jumped the shark when he got the "50 cameos in the ''Caligula'' episode". Craig's friend shoots Sasquatch.]]
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* The ending sketch, [[spoiler: which has Craig (Snob) playing ''Undead Nightmare'' with Sasquatch (voiced by Webvideo/{{Phelous}}). Craig's friend Neil (played by Jake) comes in and says that Craig has JumpedTheShark. To which Craig said that he has jumped the shark when he got the "50 cameos in the ''Caligula'' episode". Craig's friend Neil then shoots Sasquatch.]]
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* The ending sketch, [[spoiler: which has Craig (Snob) playing ''Undead Nightmare'' with Sasquatch (voiced by Webvideo/{{Phelous}}. Craig's friend (played by Jake) comes in and says that Craig has JumpedTheShark. To which Craig said that he has jumped the shark when he got the "50 cameos in the ''Caligula'' episode". Craig's friend shoots Sasquatch.]]
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* The ending sketch, [[spoiler: which has Craig (Snob) playing ''Undead Nightmare'' with Sasquatch (voiced by Webvideo/{{Phelous}}.Webvideo/{{Phelous}}). Craig's friend (played by Jake) comes in and says that Craig has JumpedTheShark. To which Craig said that he has jumped the shark when he got the "50 cameos in the ''Caligula'' episode". Craig's friend shoots Sasquatch.]]
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* The ending sketch, [[spoiler: which has Craig (Snob) playing ''Undead Nightmare'' with Sasquatch. Craig's friend (played by Jake) comes in and says that Craig has JumpedTheShark. To which Craig said that he has jumped the shark when he got the "50 cameos in the ''Caligula'' episode". Craig's friend shoots Sasquatch.]]
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* The ending sketch, [[spoiler: which has Craig (Snob) playing ''Undead Nightmare'' with Sasquatch.Sasquatch (voiced by Webvideo/{{Phelous}}. Craig's friend (played by Jake) comes in and says that Craig has JumpedTheShark. To which Craig said that he has jumped the shark when he got the "50 cameos in the ''Caligula'' episode". Craig's friend shoots Sasquatch.]]
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* The ending sketch, [[spoiler: which has Craig (Snob) playing ''Undead Nightmare'' with Sasquatch. Craig's friend (played by Jake) comes in and says that Craig has JumpedTheShark. To which Craig said that he has jumped the shark when he got the "50 cameos in the ''Caligula'' episode. Craig's friend shoots Sasquatch.]]
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* The ending sketch, [[spoiler: which has Craig (Snob) playing ''Undead Nightmare'' with Sasquatch. Craig's friend (played by Jake) comes in and says that Craig has JumpedTheShark. To which Craig said that he has jumped the shark when he got the "50 cameos in the ''Caligula'' episode.episode". Craig's friend shoots Sasquatch.]]
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[[AC:The Geek 2]]
* The ending sketch, [[spoiler: which has Craig (Snob) playing ''Undead Nightmare'' with Sasquatch. Craig's friend (played by Jake) comes in and says that Craig has JumpedTheShark. To which Craig said that he has jumped the shark when he got the "50 cameos in the ''Caligula'' episode. Craig's friend shoots Sasquatch.]]
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[[AC:Curse of Bigfoot]]
* Snob's general reaction to the movie, which ranges between boredom ("ZZZZZZZ"), frustration and real anger ("I don't give a FUCK!").
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* "If this is Black Love, then this is White Love." Cut to the two trashy, drugged out rednecks having sex while talking incoherently about washtubs in Bat Pussy.
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* The Snob's ridiculous, over the top laughs at some of the film's worst lines.
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** Lloyd who proceeds to ''do nothing but look cute at the camera''. Cut back to the Snob, who appears to consider the idea of throwing him, but then remarks "You want to try fucking with Lloyd, 'cause I'm not going to."
* The fact that the Snob actively appreciates and even ''likes'' the chemistry between Travolta and Newton-John, but is consistently perplexed by the need for the bizarre plot of the film hinging on their romance.
* The fact that the Snob actively appreciates and even ''likes'' the chemistry between Travolta and Newton-John, but is consistently perplexed by the need for the bizarre plot of the film hinging on their romance.
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* "This movie is acting like such a thriller that I'm surprised [[CatScare a cat hasn't been thrown into the shot]]". [[DescriptionCut Cue exactly that.]]
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* "This movie is acting like such a thriller that I'm surprised [[CatScare a cat hasn't been thrown into the shot]]". [[DescriptionCut Cue exactly that.]]]] And a scene of Lloyd.
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[[AC:Two of a Kind]]
* The Snob gives the film's plot, and then [[CurseCutShort WHAT THE F]]
* "This movie is acting like such a thriller that I'm surprised [[CatScare a cat hasn't been thrown into the shot]]". [[DescriptionCut Cue exactly that.]]
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* The RunningGag regarding a very Asian man supposedly named Larry.
* Complaining about how the movie treats the rape-revenge plot the worst way possible.
-->It's like watching ''ISpitOnYourGrave'' and saying [[InstantAwesomeJustAddNinja "Hey, you know what this needs? NINJA!"]]
* Complaining about how the movie treats the rape-revenge plot the worst way possible.
-->It's like watching ''ISpitOnYourGrave'' and saying [[InstantAwesomeJustAddNinja "Hey, you know what this needs? NINJA!"]]
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* Any time the Snob comments on the ''incredibly'' bored-sounding, CaptainObvious narrator.
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* The CallBack to the sound from ''American Commando 3: Savage Temptation''. [[spoiler:It's his boner.]]
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* The CallBack to the sound from ''American Commando 3: Savage Temptation''. [[spoiler:It's his boner.]]]]
[[AC:Black Love]]
* "I'm sure this movie tackles the subject of black love with plenty of dignity and... (credits show ''"John Q. Black Production"'') John Q. Black? What the fuck?! Even ''Truck Turner'' would say that name's bullshit."
* His summing up of his and others' reviews of ''Film/{{Nymphomaniac}}'' consists of farting and then waving the hand upwards and smelling the fart with pleasure.
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[[AC:Black Love]]
* "I'm sure this movie tackles the subject of black love with plenty of dignity and... (credits show ''"John Q. Black Production"'') John Q. Black? What the fuck?! Even ''Truck Turner'' would say that name's bullshit."
* His summing up of his and others' reviews of ''Film/{{Nymphomaniac}}'' consists of farting and then waving the hand upwards and smelling the fart with pleasure.
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* Playing a ''Caddyshack II'' song in a jukebox scene.
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* Playing a ''Caddyshack II'' song in a jukebox scene.scene.
[[AC:Ninja Champion]]
* The plugging-in products scene.
* The CallBack to the sound from ''American Commando 3: Savage Temptation''. [[spoiler:It's his boner.]]
[[AC:Ninja Champion]]
* The plugging-in products scene.
* The CallBack to the sound from ''American Commando 3: Savage Temptation''. [[spoiler:It's his boner.]]
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[[AC:Myra Breckinridge]]
* The Snob and DiamandaHagan doing an escalating contest of reviewed movies (including bonding over both reviewing Child Bride). Even funnier due to Diamanda [[TinyGuyHugeGirl towering over him]].
-->I'm not a shortie! You're Richard Kiel!
* When [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSE15tLBdso "Minuetto"]] plays, Diamanda is quick to add "And now it's time for BumReviews..."
* The reactions to the nonsensical cuts to older movies, such as a DescriptionCut to FilmBrain and Film/EdWood saying he could make a whole movie out of stock footage.
* This cameo.
-->'''Rusty''': The whole idea makes me wanna puke! A man should act like a man! Do you know what I mean?\\
[[spoiler:DougWalker in his couch: OH HELL YEAH! Watching an eighty-year old in a show dress and show tunes! Manly! (gobbles up Fritos)]]
* After the [[spoiler:anal dildo rape]], Brad and Diamanda get up and dress like a post-coitus couple. Diamanda puts on a balloon hat which remains for the rest of the review... and Brad thinks it's over, but discovers there are 25 minutes left.
[[AC:Myra Breckinridge]]
* The Snob and DiamandaHagan doing an escalating contest of reviewed movies (including bonding over both reviewing Child Bride). Even funnier due to Diamanda [[TinyGuyHugeGirl towering over him]].
-->I'm not a shortie! You're Richard Kiel!
* When [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSE15tLBdso "Minuetto"]] plays, Diamanda is quick to add "And now it's time for BumReviews..."
* The reactions to the nonsensical cuts to older movies, such as a DescriptionCut to FilmBrain and Film/EdWood saying he could make a whole movie out of stock footage.
* This cameo.
-->'''Rusty''': The whole idea makes me wanna puke! A man should act like a man! Do you know what I mean?\\
[[spoiler:DougWalker in his couch: OH HELL YEAH! Watching an eighty-year old in a show dress and show tunes! Manly! (gobbles up Fritos)]]
* After the [[spoiler:anal dildo rape]], Brad and Diamanda get up and dress like a post-coitus couple. Diamanda puts on a balloon hat which remains for the rest of the review... and Brad thinks it's over, but discovers there are 25 minutes left.
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* Playing a ''Caddyshack II'' song in a jukebox scene.
[[AC:Myra Breckinridge]]
* The Snob and DiamandaHagan doing an escalating contest of reviewed movies (including bonding over both reviewing Child Bride). Even funnier due to Diamanda [[TinyGuyHugeGirl towering over him]].
-->I'm not a shortie! You're Richard Kiel!
* When [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSE15tLBdso "Minuetto"]] plays, Diamanda is quick to add "And now it's time for BumReviews..."
* The reactions to the nonsensical cuts to older movies, such as a DescriptionCut to FilmBrain and Film/EdWood saying he could make a whole movie out of stock footage.
* This cameo.
-->'''Rusty''': The whole idea makes me wanna puke! A man should act like a man! Do you know what I mean?\\
[[spoiler:DougWalker in his couch: OH HELL YEAH! Watching an eighty-year old in a show dress and show tunes! Manly! (gobbles up Fritos)]]
* After the [[spoiler:anal dildo rape]], Brad and Diamanda get up and dress like a post-coitus couple. Diamanda puts on a balloon hat which remains for the rest of the review... and Brad thinks it's over, but discovers there are 25 minutes left.scene.
[[AC:Myra Breckinridge]]
* The Snob and DiamandaHagan doing an escalating contest of reviewed movies (including bonding over both reviewing Child Bride). Even funnier due to Diamanda [[TinyGuyHugeGirl towering over him]].
-->I'm not a shortie! You're Richard Kiel!
* When [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSE15tLBdso "Minuetto"]] plays, Diamanda is quick to add "And now it's time for BumReviews..."
* The reactions to the nonsensical cuts to older movies, such as a DescriptionCut to FilmBrain and Film/EdWood saying he could make a whole movie out of stock footage.
* This cameo.
-->'''Rusty''': The whole idea makes me wanna puke! A man should act like a man! Do you know what I mean?\\
[[spoiler:DougWalker in his couch: OH HELL YEAH! Watching an eighty-year old in a show dress and show tunes! Manly! (gobbles up Fritos)]]
* After the [[spoiler:anal dildo rape]], Brad and Diamanda get up and dress like a post-coitus couple. Diamanda puts on a balloon hat which remains for the rest of the review... and Brad thinks it's over, but discovers there are 25 minutes left.
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* The DescriptionCut reactions to FilmBrain when the Snob complains about the nonsensical cuts to older movies.movies, such as a DescriptionCut to FilmBrain and Film/EdWood saying he could make a whole movie out of stock footage.
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[[spoiler:DougWalker in his couch: OH HELL YEAH! Watching an eighty-year old in a show dress and show tunes! Manly! (gobbles up Fritos)]]Fritos)]]
* After the [[spoiler:anal dildo rape]], Brad and Diamanda get up and dress like a post-coitus couple. Diamanda puts on a balloon hat which remains for the rest of the review... and Brad thinks it's over, but discovers there are 25 minutes left.
* After the [[spoiler:anal dildo rape]], Brad and Diamanda get up and dress like a post-coitus couple. Diamanda puts on a balloon hat which remains for the rest of the review... and Brad thinks it's over, but discovers there are 25 minutes left.
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-->I'm not a shortie! You're Richard Kiel!Kiel!
* When [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSE15tLBdso "Minuetto"]] plays, Diamanda is quick to add "And now it's time for BumReviews..."
* The DescriptionCut to FilmBrain when the Snob complains about the nonsensical cuts to older movies.
* This cameo.
-->'''Rusty''': The whole idea makes me wanna puke! A man should act like a man! Do you know what I mean?\\
[[spoiler:DougWalker in his couch: OH HELL YEAH! Watching an eighty-year old in a show dress and show tunes! Manly! (gobbles up Fritos)]]
* When [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSE15tLBdso "Minuetto"]] plays, Diamanda is quick to add "And now it's time for BumReviews..."
* The DescriptionCut to FilmBrain when the Snob complains about the nonsensical cuts to older movies.
* This cameo.
-->'''Rusty''': The whole idea makes me wanna puke! A man should act like a man! Do you know what I mean?\\
[[spoiler:DougWalker in his couch: OH HELL YEAH! Watching an eighty-year old in a show dress and show tunes! Manly! (gobbles up Fritos)]]
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* Playing a ''Caddyshack II'' song in a jukebox scene.scene.
[[AC:Myra Breckinridge]]
* The Snob and DiamandaHagan doing an escalating contest of reviewed movies (including bonding over both reviewing Child Bride). Even funnier due to Diamanda [[TinyGuyHugeGirl towering over him]].
-->I'm not a shortie! You're Richard Kiel!
[[AC:Myra Breckinridge]]
* The Snob and DiamandaHagan doing an escalating contest of reviewed movies (including bonding over both reviewing Child Bride). Even funnier due to Diamanda [[TinyGuyHugeGirl towering over him]].
-->I'm not a shortie! You're Richard Kiel!
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--> '''Jack''': Do me a favor; why don't ''you'' be the ball? I want there to be a piece of sports equipment that I'd be a lady's bicycle seat.
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--> '''Jack''': Do me a favor; why don't ''you'' be the ball? If I want there wanted to be a piece of sports equipment that then I'd be a lady's bicycle seat.
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[[AC:Ilsa, The Wicked Warden]]
*The Snob puts his hands in his pants and starts to loosen his shirt... only for a line to make him give up.
-->It's like Franco is saying "I dare you to spank to my movie!"
*Playing a ''Caddyshack II'' song in a jukebox scene.
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* About the balloon's registration number: N12E9R[=N12E9R=]
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[[Funny/TheCinemaSnobEpisodes All]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2007To2009Episodes 2007-09]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2010Episodes 2010]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2011Episodes 2011]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2012Episodes 2012]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2013Episodes 2013]] | '''2014'''
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[[AC:Film/SgtPeppersLonelyHeartsClubBand]]
* The intro with Snob watching Brad on a live-tv report (see the [=MAGfest=] vlog about him getting back home to get the context).
* All of the ActorAllusion jokes.
** "[[GeorgeBurns Ummm]], [[Film/OhGod God]]?"
** "Well that's ironic, it was George Burns who just convinced me that there's no god."
* When Sgt Pepper drops dead "Oh thank god, short movie!"
* Snob inserting [[TheSimpsons Apu's]] rendition of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band while Billy's brother Dougie introduces the band.
* "What the fuck, {{Sexbot}}s? Initiate rimjob sequence at once!"
* Rescoring the PG-rated orgy with the notorious boat ride poem from ''Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory'' ("There's no earthly way of knowing...").
* "I only sleep on vinyl water beds, it has much warmer feeling, thank you very much!"
* "Hmm, the white people version of Music/TrappedInTheCloset is lame-er"
* "Let me take you down because I'm going to me? It's a really roundabout way of asking him to go down on her!"
* About the balloon's registration number: N12E9R
-->'''Snob:''' By the way, if you can take your glasses off, it looks like the balloon is saying something incredibly racist!
* "Dude, do you mind? [[Music/{{Aerosmith}} We're singing]] [[BreakawayPopHit the only song in the movie that still gets radio play!]]"
* "As you can see, Universal decided to blow up the world instead of releasing the movie."
[[AC:E.T. XXX: A [=DreamZone=] Parody]]
* Any references to previous E.T. pornos and parodies, including the use of the Disco sequence from ''Nukie'' when Ellie and the alien communicate through hand gestures.
* When pointing out other films made by the sme director, he highlights "I Want You to Make My Ass Pregnant" and says "So it's directed by a guy who doesn't know how sex works. No wonder he wants to fuck an alien." Then ''50 Shades of Grey: An XXX Adaptation'' gets "Um, okay, Department of Redundancy is located in the Department of Redundancy."
* Brad ([[BreakingTheFourthWall as himself]]) watching a scene of E.T. masturbating.
--> "[[DespairEventHorizon This]] [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption is]] [[ResignedToTheCall my]] [[YouCantFightFate life.]]"
* Snob's reaction of disgust and tiredness when he plays the sound effect of E.T.'s ejaculation.
* "By the way is this a science lab or Series/{{Dexter}}'s murder room? You [[NamesTheSame mixed up]] [[Series/{{Dexter}} the]] [[WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory Dexters]] goddamnit!"
* "I hate this scene. They replaced all the cops' dicks with walkie-talkies."
[[AC:The Conqueror]]
* "Welcome to a new episode of the Cinema Snob, where we look at a Hollywood movie that's so 'What the Fuck', it's [[{{Pun}} radioactive!]]" "[[DudeNotFunny booing and jeers]]"
* The constant mocking of John Wayne (as Genghis Khan) and Susan Hayward (as a Tartar princess) in roles that were clearly not meant for white people.
-->'''Snob:''' They call her Tartar woman not because she is eastern European or northern Asian, but because she's white, like tartar sauce!
* "Temujin wants to claim Susan Hayward's Bortai as his own; but first he needs to [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender search the town for the Avatar]] and recruit his younger brother, who is turning into TheIncredibleHulk! Great. That should have been their first tip-off that this set was radioactive, [[MassSuperEmpoweringEvent they're turning into superheroes!]]"
* He points out the SoundtrackDissonance with scenes of Temujin trying to rape Bortai.
-->'''Snob:''' The music is telling us Film/FromHereToEternity, but the scene is showing us Film/ISpitOnYourGrave!
* "Oh shit, stay inside! They're filming a [[HollywoodDarkness day-for-night sequence outside]] and [[SpecialEffectsFailure it's very dangerous!]]"
* The #feminist hashtags when Genghis does or says something sexist.
-->'''Jamuga:''' There's no limit to her perfidy.
-->'''Temujin:''' She is a woman, Jamuga.
-->'''Snob:''' #feminist
-->'''Hunlun:''' It is an omen my son.
-->'''Temujin:''' What's woman's talk is this my mother!?
-->'''Snob:''' #superfeminist
-->'''Temujin:''' I've have taken you for wife Bortai.
-->'''Snob:''' #superduperfeminist
* "See, there you go, a very nice romantic scene showcasing John Wayne for the very charismatic actor that he is!" John Wayne then slaps Susan Hayward. Cue Snob's silence and awkwardness.
* "What is this, {{Bollywood}} IndianaJones now? Only if that were the case, this would make half the movie's length."
* This:
-->'''Shaman:''' [[IceCreamKoan The rising sun never finds a servant of the heavens sleeping.]]
-->'''Snob:''' Thank you [[StarWars Yoda]], [[SarcasmMode any wise sayings]]?
-->'''Shaman:''' I would speak further, but..
-->'''Snob:''' ...but, I've suddenly forgot how to speak Engrish!
* Near the middle, Snob describes the camp of yurts as a village of erect nipples.
* "Great, the script just went from [[YouNoTakeCandle broken English]] to pure WordSalad!"
* Snob's astonishment that Steven Segal was the choice for Genghis Khan [[WhatCouldHaveBeen in a project in the 90's]].
[[AC:Endless Love]]
* The Snob initially making fun of the film's tagline dealing with the respective ages of the lead couple and how "it's [[ExactWords the love every parent fears]]". By the end of the review, the film's tagline is awfully appropriate, but not for the right reason.
* The Snob's ever-growing horror from the constant MoralDissonance of the film, which makes the teen romance seem more like a thriller. Some examples:
** The mother apparently [[{{Ephebophile}} lusting after her daughter's boyfriend]] (right after the Snob making a ''Film/TheGraduate'' joke, no less).
*** The mother who actually ''watches'' her daughter have sex with her boyfriend, and proceeds to ''write'' about it.
** The MoralMyopia of the male lead, who doesn't think he did anything wrong when he ''burned his girlfriend's house down.'' Oh, and actively resulted in the girlfriend's father ''being hit by a car''. No, really.
** The UnfortunateImplications of the NearRapeExperience between the male and female leads late in the film.
** After a while, the Snob just starts inserting music from thrillers and slasher movies [[MoodDissonance because it fits the tone of the movie better.]]
* Making fun of the credit sequence, which repeats the words "[[TitleDrop Endless Love]]" over and over.
--> "Hey, get off the keyboard, [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Lloyd.]]"
* The Snob's ominous statement at the end, where he says he's going to see the remake of ''Endless Love'', which is coming out in theaters the following weekend.
[[AC: Fatal Games]]
* When Snob says that he has been cooped up in the last 7 years, he states that his flu "sort of began like this". Cue Snob (or Brad) being naked with only his All-Stars in the snow and falling sideways towards it and shivering with the massive cold.
[[AC: Hitler's Harlot]]
* A past clip where Brad describes the movie as "just two people fucking in front of a Nazi flag".
* Playing the theme for [[CallBack Heil Honey, I'm Home]] over the title card.
* The RunningGag of cutting back to the waiting room, complete with muzak.
* The Snob's [[SarcasmMode enthusiasm]] for the ExcusePlot.
* The [[AffectionateParody My Mother The Car Vlogs]].
[[AC: Caddyshack 2]]
* Brad sums up Chevy Chase's involvement in the movie by showing the movie's trailer, in which Chase asks, "Is there any money in it for me?"
** Also, the fact that Chase himself is the only actor who is consistently funny BECAUSE he doesn't give a shit.
* When Brad complains about Gleason as he's being driven to the country club, he delivers the word "schtick" with the intensity of an upper-echelon swear.
--> '''Snob:''' What the fuck are you ''saying?!'' I'm sorry; ''I don't speak '''schtick!'''''
* The "slave auction" in the country club.
--> Oh, man; I bet this game is ''really'' going to offend the black members of this country club...
* "And by the way, that is hardly the most painful water slide in existence..." Cue footage of Jake riding the Ass Bleeder.
* All the jokes about the gratuitous sound effects qualify, but one stands out.
--> ([[ToiletHumor A fart sound]] is heard.)
--> '''Chandler''': Your horse has quite a gas problem."
--> '''Jack''': "It's not the horse."
--> '''Snob''': "Then clearly you have a problem because you just shit your pants!"
* "Hopefully they end the scene with a good joke." They don't.
--> '''Ty''': You're not being the ball. Be the ball!
--> '''Jack''': Do me a favor; why don't ''you'' be the ball? I want there to be a piece of sports equipment that I'd be a lady's bicycle seat.
--> '''Snob''': ''[[[SincerityMode Removes his glasses]] and rubs his eyes out of exhaustion and rage, before simply looking at the viewer]''
* "And that means the country club remains a shithole. [[EsotericHappyEnding Um, Yay?]]"
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[[AC:Film/SgtPeppersLonelyHeartsClubBand]]
* The intro with Snob watching Brad on a live-tv report (see the [=MAGfest=] vlog about him getting back home to get the context).
* All of the ActorAllusion jokes.
** "[[GeorgeBurns Ummm]], [[Film/OhGod God]]?"
** "Well that's ironic, it was George Burns who just convinced me that there's no god."
* When Sgt Pepper drops dead "Oh thank god, short movie!"
* Snob inserting [[TheSimpsons Apu's]] rendition of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band while Billy's brother Dougie introduces the band.
* "What the fuck, {{Sexbot}}s? Initiate rimjob sequence at once!"
* Rescoring the PG-rated orgy with the notorious boat ride poem from ''Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory'' ("There's no earthly way of knowing...").
* "I only sleep on vinyl water beds, it has much warmer feeling, thank you very much!"
* "Hmm, the white people version of Music/TrappedInTheCloset is lame-er"
* "Let me take you down because I'm going to me? It's a really roundabout way of asking him to go down on her!"
* About the balloon's registration number: N12E9R
-->'''Snob:''' By the way, if you can take your glasses off, it looks like the balloon is saying something incredibly racist!
* "Dude, do you mind? [[Music/{{Aerosmith}} We're singing]] [[BreakawayPopHit the only song in the movie that still gets radio play!]]"
* "As you can see, Universal decided to blow up the world instead of releasing the movie."
[[AC:E.T. XXX: A [=DreamZone=] Parody]]
* Any references to previous E.T. pornos and parodies, including the use of the Disco sequence from ''Nukie'' when Ellie and the alien communicate through hand gestures.
* When pointing out other films made by the sme director, he highlights "I Want You to Make My Ass Pregnant" and says "So it's directed by a guy who doesn't know how sex works. No wonder he wants to fuck an alien." Then ''50 Shades of Grey: An XXX Adaptation'' gets "Um, okay, Department of Redundancy is located in the Department of Redundancy."
* Brad ([[BreakingTheFourthWall as himself]]) watching a scene of E.T. masturbating.
--> "[[DespairEventHorizon This]] [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption is]] [[ResignedToTheCall my]] [[YouCantFightFate life.]]"
* Snob's reaction of disgust and tiredness when he plays the sound effect of E.T.'s ejaculation.
* "By the way is this a science lab or Series/{{Dexter}}'s murder room? You [[NamesTheSame mixed up]] [[Series/{{Dexter}} the]] [[WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory Dexters]] goddamnit!"
* "I hate this scene. They replaced all the cops' dicks with walkie-talkies."
[[AC:The Conqueror]]
* "Welcome to a new episode of the Cinema Snob, where we look at a Hollywood movie that's so 'What the Fuck', it's [[{{Pun}} radioactive!]]" "[[DudeNotFunny booing and jeers]]"
* The constant mocking of John Wayne (as Genghis Khan) and Susan Hayward (as a Tartar princess) in roles that were clearly not meant for white people.
-->'''Snob:''' They call her Tartar woman not because she is eastern European or northern Asian, but because she's white, like tartar sauce!
* "Temujin wants to claim Susan Hayward's Bortai as his own; but first he needs to [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender search the town for the Avatar]] and recruit his younger brother, who is turning into TheIncredibleHulk! Great. That should have been their first tip-off that this set was radioactive, [[MassSuperEmpoweringEvent they're turning into superheroes!]]"
* He points out the SoundtrackDissonance with scenes of Temujin trying to rape Bortai.
-->'''Snob:''' The music is telling us Film/FromHereToEternity, but the scene is showing us Film/ISpitOnYourGrave!
* "Oh shit, stay inside! They're filming a [[HollywoodDarkness day-for-night sequence outside]] and [[SpecialEffectsFailure it's very dangerous!]]"
* The #feminist hashtags when Genghis does or says something sexist.
-->'''Jamuga:''' There's no limit to her perfidy.
-->'''Temujin:''' She is a woman, Jamuga.
-->'''Snob:''' #feminist
-->'''Hunlun:''' It is an omen my son.
-->'''Temujin:''' What's woman's talk is this my mother!?
-->'''Snob:''' #superfeminist
-->'''Temujin:''' I've have taken you for wife Bortai.
-->'''Snob:''' #superduperfeminist
* "See, there you go, a very nice romantic scene showcasing John Wayne for the very charismatic actor that he is!" John Wayne then slaps Susan Hayward. Cue Snob's silence and awkwardness.
* "What is this, {{Bollywood}} IndianaJones now? Only if that were the case, this would make half the movie's length."
* This:
-->'''Shaman:''' [[IceCreamKoan The rising sun never finds a servant of the heavens sleeping.]]
-->'''Snob:''' Thank you [[StarWars Yoda]], [[SarcasmMode any wise sayings]]?
-->'''Shaman:''' I would speak further, but..
-->'''Snob:''' ...but, I've suddenly forgot how to speak Engrish!
* Near the middle, Snob describes the camp of yurts as a village of erect nipples.
* "Great, the script just went from [[YouNoTakeCandle broken English]] to pure WordSalad!"
* Snob's astonishment that Steven Segal was the choice for Genghis Khan [[WhatCouldHaveBeen in a project in the 90's]].
[[AC:Endless Love]]
* The Snob initially making fun of the film's tagline dealing with the respective ages of the lead couple and how "it's [[ExactWords the love every parent fears]]". By the end of the review, the film's tagline is awfully appropriate, but not for the right reason.
* The Snob's ever-growing horror from the constant MoralDissonance of the film, which makes the teen romance seem more like a thriller. Some examples:
** The mother apparently [[{{Ephebophile}} lusting after her daughter's boyfriend]] (right after the Snob making a ''Film/TheGraduate'' joke, no less).
*** The mother who actually ''watches'' her daughter have sex with her boyfriend, and proceeds to ''write'' about it.
** The MoralMyopia of the male lead, who doesn't think he did anything wrong when he ''burned his girlfriend's house down.'' Oh, and actively resulted in the girlfriend's father ''being hit by a car''. No, really.
** The UnfortunateImplications of the NearRapeExperience between the male and female leads late in the film.
** After a while, the Snob just starts inserting music from thrillers and slasher movies [[MoodDissonance because it fits the tone of the movie better.]]
* Making fun of the credit sequence, which repeats the words "[[TitleDrop Endless Love]]" over and over.
--> "Hey, get off the keyboard, [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Lloyd.]]"
* The Snob's ominous statement at the end, where he says he's going to see the remake of ''Endless Love'', which is coming out in theaters the following weekend.
[[AC: Fatal Games]]
* When Snob says that he has been cooped up in the last 7 years, he states that his flu "sort of began like this". Cue Snob (or Brad) being naked with only his All-Stars in the snow and falling sideways towards it and shivering with the massive cold.
[[AC: Hitler's Harlot]]
* A past clip where Brad describes the movie as "just two people fucking in front of a Nazi flag".
* Playing the theme for [[CallBack Heil Honey, I'm Home]] over the title card.
* The RunningGag of cutting back to the waiting room, complete with muzak.
* The Snob's [[SarcasmMode enthusiasm]] for the ExcusePlot.
* The [[AffectionateParody My Mother The Car Vlogs]].
[[AC: Caddyshack 2]]
* Brad sums up Chevy Chase's involvement in the movie by showing the movie's trailer, in which Chase asks, "Is there any money in it for me?"
** Also, the fact that Chase himself is the only actor who is consistently funny BECAUSE he doesn't give a shit.
* When Brad complains about Gleason as he's being driven to the country club, he delivers the word "schtick" with the intensity of an upper-echelon swear.
--> '''Snob:''' What the fuck are you ''saying?!'' I'm sorry; ''I don't speak '''schtick!'''''
* The "slave auction" in the country club.
--> Oh, man; I bet this game is ''really'' going to offend the black members of this country club...
* "And by the way, that is hardly the most painful water slide in existence..." Cue footage of Jake riding the Ass Bleeder.
* All the jokes about the gratuitous sound effects qualify, but one stands out.
--> ([[ToiletHumor A fart sound]] is heard.)
--> '''Chandler''': Your horse has quite a gas problem."
--> '''Jack''': "It's not the horse."
--> '''Snob''': "Then clearly you have a problem because you just shit your pants!"
* "Hopefully they end the scene with a good joke." They don't.
--> '''Ty''': You're not being the ball. Be the ball!
--> '''Jack''': Do me a favor; why don't ''you'' be the ball? I want there to be a piece of sports equipment that I'd be a lady's bicycle seat.
--> '''Snob''': ''[[[SincerityMode Removes his glasses]] and rubs his eyes out of exhaustion and rage, before simply looking at the viewer]''
* "And that means the country club remains a shithole. [[EsotericHappyEnding Um, Yay?]]"
