History Funny / TheBatmanAdventures

* ''The Adventures Continue: Season 3 #2'' centers around a woman named Cassie Kendall, who turns out to be an ex of Bruce's. When Harley get involved in the situation, Batman questions her at her apartment and learns that she ''also'' dated Cassie in the past, and that Cassie actually dated many people at the same time as Bruce. Harley even mentions her time with Bruce, remembering him as "That one guy she ''strung along''". The story then cuts to Batman driving the Batmobile and somewhat bitterly remarking that he didn't realize Cassie wasn't dating him exclusively back then.

** This is then taken even further after Cassie is kidnapped. Batman and Harley confront Two-Face, believing he might be responsible, only to discover that he wouldn't want to hurt her, because Harvey dated Cassie back then ''too''.

'''Alfred''': ''[[[StiffUpperLip Unphased]]]'' [[CasualDangerDialog You have a visitor.]]

*** Note that most, if not all, of the people in the office were ''actual people who worked there'', the above quote coming from the editor, who was in fact the editor at the time, [[http://theotherscottpeterson.blogspot.com/ Scott]] [[NamesTheSame Peterson]], who has used several of those pictures of him as profile pictures and such. [[http://tinyurl.com/7m97bhj Including]] [[http://scottpeterson.typepad.com/ right]] [[http://theotherscottpeterson.blogspot.com/ now.]] [[note]] second panel, bottom left, background; and third panel, left, yelling[[/note]]

--->'''Penguin:''' Okay, everybody just stay calm.
--->'''Goon:''' B-b-b-but...
--->'''Penguin:''' I said '''stay calm!''' It's only the guards.
--->'''Batman:''' (with a shit-eating grin on his face) [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4m7sfRHvU1qabdv7o1_500.png Maybe it's Batman.]]
--->'''Goon:''' Yeah, maybe it's...(cue MassOhCrap reaction)

-->'''Old Man:''' Hey, nice job in there. You're pretty good at making arguments. You a lawyer?
-->'''Bruce:''' Me? No. But I used to be very good friends with one.
-->'''Old Man:''' Not anymore though, huh? What happened, he turn out to be two-faced or something?
-->'''Bruce:''' *aside glance* Something like that.

---> "But I just draw! I can't write!"
---> [[SelfDeprecation "Write?! It's a comic book!"]]

--->'''Joker''': Ice cream! Bomb pops! Hey, kid! How about some ice cream?
--->'''Kid''': Ice cream? But it's freezing out here.
--->'''Joker''': Well then, how about a violent abduction instead?
--->''(Joker's goons grab the kid and stuff him into the ice cream cart headfirst)''
--->'''Joker''': Ah, what the heck. Take both, my treat. It's the season of giving, after all.

-->'''Rhino''': ''(charging at Creeper)'' I'm gonna getcha, freak!\\

-->'''Alfred''': Pardon me sir, but your presence is requested at home as soon as possible.
-->''[Cut to ComicBook/{{Azrael}} holding a flaming sword to Alfred's throat]''
-->'''Alfred''': ''[[[StiffUpperLip Unphased]]]'' [[CasualDangerDialog You have a visitor.]]

** The story ends with Batman catching the Riddler by pure happenstance[[note]]both the Riddler and the Threatening Three tried to steal the same thing at the same time, and Batman was tracking the latter.[[/note]]. When Batman admits that he never solved Riddler's clue, the Riddler is overjoyed and sings a happy tune through his trial and return to prison -- as far as he's concerned, ''he won''.

* One issue has Batgirl trying to figure out the Riddler's password. Robin suggests typing in [[FoeYay "Batman"]]. It works.

-->'''Henchman:''' Batman gets [[TapOnTheHead hit on the head]] a lot. [[RealityEnsues Maybe he's dumber now.]]

* In ''Gotham Adventures'' #56, the Creeper is searching the recovering Arnold Wesker's appartment, only to be surprised by Arnold unexpectedly coming home. Creeper hilariously disguises himself as a lamp by placing a lampshade on his head and standing perfectly still -- made all the funnier by the fact that Arnold is essentially sleepwalking through the entire scene and never even notices that the Creeper is there.

* In Gotham Adventures #34, Maxie Zeus tries to rebuild Rome with the help of a construction team. [[http://imgur.com/gallery/Ld7bDuX/new Cue a question of why a man who believes he's a Greek God would try to rebuild Rome.]]
** Later in the comic, [[http://i.imgur.com/OKFSwVW.jpg Maxie Zeus plays the fiddle while Rome burns.]]

** And the thugs immediately surrender their weapons. And then they agree with their near-victim that he's [[http://asylums.insanejournal.com/scans_daily/990722.html holding the baby wrong]]!

-->''[Cut to Azrael holding a flaming sword to Alfred's throat]''

* In ''The Adventures Continue #7'', Batman gets a sudden call from Alfred:

-->'''Alfred''': [[[StiffUpperLip Unphased]]] [[CasualDangerDialog You have a visitor.]]

* One issue has Batgirl trying to figure out the Riddler's password. Robin suggests typing in [[FoeYay "Batman"]]. It works.

** The issue ends with Creeper still in possession of Scarface, getting into an argument with the puppet and promptly starting to beat him up, even making Scarface say "Ow" as he does so.

** And the thugs immediately surrender their weapons. And then ''they'' have to tell ''him'' he's [[http://asylums.insanejournal.com/scans_daily/990722.html holding the baby wrong]]!

* In ''Gotham Addentures'' #56, the Creeper is searching the recovering Arnold Wesker's appartment, only to be surprised by Arnold unexpectedly coming home. Creeper hilariously disguises himself as a lamp by placing a lampshade on his head and standing perfectly still -- made all the funnier by the fact that Arnold is essentially sleepwalking through the entire scene and never even notices that the Creeper is there.

** The issue ends with Creeper still in possession of Scarface, getting into an argument with the puppet and promptly starting to beat him up, even msking Scarface say "Ow" as he does so.

'''Batman''': Unbelieavable. There's ''no way'' that should have worked. That was crazy.\\

'''Batman''': Unbelieavable. There's ''no way'' that should have worked. That was ''crazy.''\\

'''Rhino''': Sure thing, boss! ''(begins beating up the rest of the gang)\\
'''Batman''': Unbelieavable. There's ''no way'' that should have worked. That was ''crazy.'' \\