History Funny / TheAngryGrandpa

** Such as they are wearing mics, they are not to have the A/C unit on whatsoever, as well as any other noises [[labelnote: including]] moving, coughing, laughing, breathing, sneezing, even [[{{Fartillery}} FARTING... Which is big because grandpa has been a known farter]] and is prone to relinquishing gas regardless; since he suffers heavily from his late gastric bypass surgery.[[/labelnote]]. And thus ignores; especially whenever a PottyEmergency is calling [[spoiler: and quite hilariously so, when the interview starts, [[{{Squick}} his using the toilet with everybody else in the corner of the same room]] can be ''heard as he has his microphone hooked on'']].

-->'''Grandpa:''' ''(jumping)'' I'LL [[PunctuatedForEmphasis TELL YOU. ONE.]] '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis GODDAMN. THING.]]''''' THIS THING OF ME TAKIN' A BATH AND YOU GODDAMN WALKIN' IN'S GOTTA '''STOP!'''

** As soon Michael and Bridgette start the prank, they are greeted by [[spoiler: none other than the ''[[Callback infamous dildo Grandpa got Tina as a present]]'']]. The former walks out of the shower and into the kitchen with a barely ModestyTowel and the aforementioned in his hand as he barks at Pickleboy and Bridgette for disrupting:

** Such as they are wearing mics, they are not to have the A/C unit on whatsoever, as well as any other noises [[labelnote: including]] moving, coughing, laughing, breathing, sneezing, even [[{{Fartillery}} ''farting...'' Which is big because grandpa has been a known farter]] and is prone to relinquishing gas regardless; since he suffers heavily from his late gastric bypass surgery.[[/labelnote]]. And thus ignores; especially whenever a PottyEmergency is calling [[spoiler: and quite hilariously so, when the interview starts, [[{{Squick}} his using the toilet with everybody else in the corner of the same room]] can be ''heard as he has his microphone hooked on'']].

** When Michael and Bridgette pull the prank, Grandpa walks out of the shower and into the kitchen with a barely ModestyTowel and a ''dildo'' in his hand as he screams at Pickleboy and Bridgette:

-->'''Grandpa:''' '''YOU FUCKING PIECE OF- YEAH, YOU GON'...''' ''(tries to push the door open)''

*** The successor to this prank, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQvNEfx7obI Another Shower Prank]], is ten times the funnier, when once again, Pickleboy and Picklegirl decided to continue with the interruptions and pranks. Needless to say, grandpa once again sallied out of the shower for revenge after having more metaphorical shit dumped on him and Tina in the shower; first in the form of bagged mashed potato powder while he is mouthing off about Pickleboy to Tina, then a big styrofoam cup of old coffee; prompting the old man to throw the infamous dildo at Pickleboy ''[[labelnote:*]] who reels in frightened disgust[[/labelnote]]'', and runs away to his old busted-down-door bedroom, with grandpa in hot pursuit. Cue this moment of intense yet [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity Ensues]]
-->'''Pickleboy:''' ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere (running with Bridgette, freaking out)]]''

-->'''Pickleboy:''' ''What the fuck?'' ''(promptly [[LargeHam squeals in a high pitch girly voice upon seeing it as grandpa tries to get around him]])'' '''''AHH, WHADAFUQ!? AHHH! AHHHHHH!'''''

* The talk about the first time Grandpa appeared on television from KidBehindACamera was TruTV's Most Shocking/Daring has an entire list of mentions that are can have you aching all over from laughing too hard, as there's Michael telling grandpa about certain specifics they need to follow in order for the camera crew (which only consists of two people) to conduct the interview:
** Such as they are wearing mics, they are not to have the A/C unit on whatsoever, as well as any other noises [[labelnote: including]] moving, coughing, laughing, breathing, sneezing, even [[{{Fartillery}} ''farting...'' Which is big because grandpa has been a known farter]] and is prone to relinquishing gas regardless; since he suffers heavily from his late gastric bypass surgery.[/labelnote]].
And thus ignores; especially whenever a PottyEmergency is calling [[spoiler: and quite hilariously so, when the interview starts, [[{{Squick}} his using the toilet with everybody else in the corner of the same room]] can be ''heard as he has his microphone hooked on'']].

-->'''Pickleboy:''' ''Huh?''

-->'''Grandpa:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Five dollars, man!]]

-->'''Grandpa:''' '''''[[TheUnintelligible CAFADAGADALALA!!!]]''''' [[labelnote:Translation]] Come fix my goddamn internet! [[/labelnote]]

-->'''Pickleboy:''' ''(turns and starts running with Bridgette)'' I AM ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere NOT'' GOING BACK IN THERE!]] ''(to Bridgette):'' GO, FUCKING RUN!

-->'''Michael:''' (picking up the used bathroom plunger in the corner and turns to face Bridgette)'' ''Open it''.

-->'''Michael:''' ''(gags and drops the plunger)'' ''''[[LargeHam WHAUUUGH!]]''''

-->'''Michael:''' ''(mortified)'' I saw his big FATT ASS AND HE ''''FARTED!''''

-->'''Grandpa:''' ''(hollering down the hall)'' You deserved that fart! I hope to hell you smell it for awhile!

** Such as they are wearing mics, they are not to have the A/C unit on whatsoever, as well as any other noises [[labelnote: including]] moving, coughing, laughing, breathing, sneezing, even [[{{Fartillery}} '''''farting...''''' Which is big because grandpa has been a known farter]] and is prone to relinquishing gas regardless; since he suffers heavily from his late gastric bypass surgery.[/labelnote]].

** Such as they are wearing mics, they are not to have the A/C unit on whatsoever, as well as any other noises [[labelnote: including]] moving, coughing, laughing, breathing, sneezing, even [[Fartillery '''''farting...''''' Which is big because grandpa has been a known farter]] and is prone to relinquishing gas regardless; since he suffers heavily from his late gastric bypass surgery.[/labelnote]].

** Such as they are wearing mics, they are not to have the A/C unit on whatsoever, as well as any other noises [[labelnote: including]] moving, coughing, laughing, breathing, sneezing, even [[Fartillery '''''farting...''''' Which is big because grandpa has been a known farter]] and is prone to relinquishing gas regardless; since he suffers heavily from his late gastric bypass surgery.[/labelnote]]. And thus ignores; especially whenever a PottyEmergency is calling [[spoiler: and quite hilariously so, when the interview starts, [[{{Squick}} his using the toilet with everybody else in the corner of the same room]] can be ''heard as he has his microphone hooked on'']].

* The talk about the first time Grandpa appeared on television from KidBehindACamera was [[=TruTV=]]'s Most Shocking/Daring has an entire list of mentions that are can have you aching all over from laughing too hard, as there's Michael telling grandpa about certain specifics they need to follow in order for the camera crew (which only consists of two people) to conduct the interview: "**Such as disruptive sounds as they are wearing mics [[labelnote:]]No noises whichever way; including[/labelnote]]

-->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Tina]]:''' [[LetNoCrisisGoToWaste Well, for some of us it's not a heavy loss...]]

** [[TookALevelInBadAss Tina tries to a badass after watching the video just seconds before this quote, swinging a baseball bat. If we know how she is, it'd still make you laugh. Still give her credit though.]]

-->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Tina:]]:'' [[LetNoCrisisGoToWaste Well, for some of us it's not a heavy loss...]]

* Although retrospectively speaking, the situation in of itself isn't exactly something to laugh at in a more realistic view; the fact that Michael orchestrated with fellow YouTuber [=IMustDestroyAll=] to keep Grandpa up all night in terror from what he deems a psychopath out to get him just like the future Obsessed Fan, is quite comical when you look at it from an audience perspective. [[CrossesTheLineTwice But tenfold this when Mike decides to up the ante and get the whole family involved in this pants-crapping terror campaign of psychological warfare just for a prank]], is just [[ItAmusedMe downright sidesplittingly cruel and impressive]]. What takes the cake is this [[ActuallyPrettyFunny noteworthy moment]] after having his mom and sister finish watching the second installment of [=IMustDestroyAll's=] message for Grandpa:
-->'''Tina:''' [[LetNoCrisisGoToWaste Well, for some of us it's not a heavy loss...]]

* Although retrospectively speaking, the situation in of itself isn't exactly something to laugh at in a more realistic view; the fact that Michael orchestrated with fellow YouTuber IMustDestroyAll to keep Grandpa up all night in terror from what he deems a psychopath out to get him just like the future Obsessed Fan, is quite comical when you look at it from an audience perspective. [[CrossesTheLineTwice But tenfold this when Mike decides to up the ante and get the whole family involved in this pants-crapping terror campaign of psychological warfare just for a prank]], is just [[{{JustForLaughs}} downright sidesplittingly cruel and impressive]]. What takes the cake is this [[ActuallyPrettyFunny noteworthy moment]] after having his mom and sister finish watching the second installment of IMustDestroyAll's message for grandpa:
--> Tina: [[LetNoCrisisGoToWaste Well, for some of us it wouldn't be a total loss...]] [[spoiler: For those of you that didn't know if ya didn't catch it already, she was hinting at grandpa.]]

* As a Halloween prank, Pickleboy dares Grandpa to summon Bloody Mary in a darkened bathroom. He manages to 'summon' Bloody Mary [[spoiler:Tina, (his equally cranky ass neighbor, not his lousy ex-wife)]] and still freaks out accordingly.

* Although retrospectively speaking, the situation in of itself isn't exactly something to laugh at in a more realistic view; the fact that Michael orchestrated with fellow YouTuber IMustDestroyAll to keep Grandpa up all night in terror from what he deems a psychopath out to get him just like the future Obsessed Fan, is quite comical when you look at it from an audience perspective. [[CrossesTheLineTwice But tenfold this when Mike decides to up the ante and get the whole family involved in this pants-crapping terror campaign of psychological warfare just for a prank]], is just [[JustForLaughs downright sidesplittingly cruel]]. What takes the cake is this [[ActuallyPrettyFunny noteworthy moment]] after having his mom and sister finish watching the second installment of IMustDestroyAll's message for grandpa:
--> Tina: [[LetNoCrisisGoToWaste Well, for some of us it wouldn't be a total loss...]] [[Spoiler: For those of you that didn't know if ya didn't catch it already, she was hinting at grandpa.]]

* Although retrospectively speaking, the situation in of itself isn't exactly something to laugh at in a more realistic view; the fact that Michael orchestrated with fellow YouTuber IMustDestroyAll to keep Grandpa up all night in terror from what he deems a psychopath out to get him just like the future Obsessed Fan, is quite comical when you look at it from an audience perspective. [[CrossesTheLineTwice But tenfold this when Mike decides to up the ante and get the whole family involved in this pants-crapping terror campaign of psychological warfare just for a prank]], is just downright sidesplittingly cruel. What takes the cake is this noteworthy moment after having his mom and sister finish watching the second installment of IMustDestroyAll's message for grandpa:

*** Michael would often make fun of grandpa for shitting in his pants whenever the old man tried to fart in his face just to be an [[{{Gasshole} asshole]].

*** Michael would often make fun of grandpa for shitting in his pants whenever the old man tried to fart in his face just to be an [[Gasshole asshole]].

* Anytime Grandpa farts. Especially when it stinks so bad that even Grandpa himself is disgusted.
* Each time Grandpa tries to fart but shits instead. Resulting a CaptainObvious moment of HilarityEnsues when he exclaims: "Oh, God, I shit myself (or my pants)!"
* Both a collection of [[PottyFailure Potty Failure]] and [[BringMyBrownPants Bring My Brown Pants]] moments of Grandpa, Pickleboy, and Bridgette (mostly the former upfront) having accidents due to pranks causing immense fear or shock; such as firecrackers next to a sleeping grandpa who practically rolls out of bed after his ass was lit up by Michael and Jennifer, Pickleboy unintentionally crashing into gramps on a bike a size too small for him even, and getting so mad that grandpa has failed to remember his daily routine due to his broken sink and ends up crapping himself before he was able to make it to his bathroom. Furthermore, a recount of anecdotes are also full of these; first date? Shit from pure elation. Eating so much junk food at a fair or gas station? Never trust a fart. Getting startled or scared outright? Well shit!

** Another case of this happening is when he rages over the cheese he wanted to use to make "Poor Man's Lasagna" with the aforemention going bad due to it sitting out in the open, ending up with [[{Manchild} Grandpa thrashing the lasagna all over the floor and crying like a child]], and going so far as to furiously smother his head and face in it before bemoaning angrily at Michael, accusing him of who left open his cheese. [[spoiler: Turns out ''[[TomatoInTheMirror he]]'' was the one who opened the cheese and left it out after using it to make grilled cheese sandwiches a week prior.]]

** Another case of this happening is when he rages over the cheese he wanted to use to make "Poor Man's Lasagna" with the aforemention going bad due to it sitting out in the open, ending up with [[Manchild Grandpa thrashing the lasagna all over the floor and yelling and screaming like a child]], and going so far as to furiously smother his head and face with it before bemoaning angrily at Michael, accusing him questionably on who left open his cheese. [[spoiler: Turns out ''[[TomatoInTheMirror he]]'' was the one who opened the cheese and left it out after using it to make grilled cheese sandwiches a week prior.]]

-->'''Grandpa:''' I was laughin' my fuckin' ass off, thinkin' "Goddamn, I don't know what that bitch [[labelnote:*]]a Pentacostal woman who ran out of the church while performing the Hymn of Imitation, where one starts speaking in tongues and goes crazy under the Holy Spirit. Before running, she hit her head on the pew.[[/labelnote]] is smokin', I need to stop her and find out so I can get me some of that shit!" you know what I mean? That shit was good! So, all of a sudden, a voice... '''''"[[WhamLine THE DEVIL'S IN HERE, AND THE DEVIL BETTER LEAVE.]]"''''' About that time, everybody in the fuckin' church [[DeathGlare turned around and they were starin' at me and my friends.]] I said "''[[OhCrap Ohhhhh,]]'' [[OhCrap fuck, we done got into something WE don't need to be in!]]" [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere So we got up, man, and we started walkin' and we got out that church]] and them motherfuckers follow us! "Don't leave! Once you know us, you'll love us!" Fuck you, bitch!