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** The ''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Official Numberwang Play Numberwang at Home Numberwang Board Game]]'', which allows fans to avoid falling afoul of the complicated copyright law that would ordinarily send them to prison for playing Numberwang at home. Includes hosting assessories, two 400 sided dice (looking like golf balls), a rotating board, and a 37-volume Ruleswang rule book with each volume being the size of a large dictionary. Ideal for ages from 8 to 88!
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** The ''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Official Numberwang Play Numberwang at Home Numberwang Board Game]]'', which allows fans to avoid falling afoul of the complicated copyright law that would ordinarily send them to prison for playing Numberwang at home. Includes hosting assessories, two 400 sided dice (looking like golf balls), balls, although they are apparently not to scale according to the fine print), a rotating board, and a 37-volume Ruleswang rule book with each volume being the size of a large dictionary. Ideal for ages from 8 to 88!
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*** In Wangernumb, the game is [=NumberFlan=] (every time you score, you [[CoveredInGunge throw a plate of whipped cream into your face]]. First to get through them all wins). The host suddenly becomes a JerkAss who makes no secret of his favouritism toward Carol, to the point that he lets her win by giving her double points for saying "hockey" ("I don't care if that's wrong, it's [=NumberFlan=] in my book"), and rudely interjecting Johnny to give her a "triple [=NumberFlan=] bonus".
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*** In Wangernumb, the game is [=NumberFlan=] (every time you score, you [[CoveredInGunge throw a plate of whipped cream custard pie into your face]]. First to get through them all wins). The host suddenly becomes a JerkAss who makes no secret of his favouritism toward Carol, to the point that he lets her win by giving her double points for saying "hockey" ("I don't care if that's wrong, it's [=NumberFlan=] in my book"), and rudely interjecting Johnny to give her a "triple [=NumberFlan=] bonus".
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* The Avocado Bathroom sketch where , but particularly the part when the host loses it at the couple.
-->IT'S ''AVOCADO'', YOU C-*beep*!
-->IT'S ''AVOCADO'', YOU C-*beep*!
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* The Avocado Bathroom sketch where , the homebuyer and the host have an argument on the colour of the bath, but particularly the part when the host loses it at the couple.
couple when they've mentioned about the bath being green:
-->IT'S ''AVOCADO'', YOUC-*beep*![[CurseCutShort C-]][[CensoredForComedy *beep*!]]
-->IT'S ''AVOCADO'', YOU
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'''Clueless Man:''' And the cat would move?\\
'''Man at Pet Center:''' Intermittently.
'''Man at Pet Center:''' Intermittently.
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'''Clueless Man:''' And the cat would move?\\
this cat, will it move constantly or intermittently?\\
'''Man at Pet Center:'''Intermittently.Intermittently.
* "Coverage Of People Looking For A House Where One Person Wants To Live In One Country And The Other Wants To Live In A Different Country Who Have Perversely Decided Not To Get Divorced". Same basic joke as "People Buying A House", only skewing ''A Place In The Sun''.
-->'''Host:''' So, Steve and Trish, I've spent a month showing you three houses in Dorking and three in the Bahamas and the Mystery House which is in the Bahamas. Where do you want to live?\\
'''Steve:''' I want to live in Dorking.\\
'''Trish:''' I want to live in the mystery house.\\
'''Host:''' See, Steve, Trish is willing to compromise.\\
'''Steve:''' The mystery house is in Dorking.\\
'''Host:''' Oh.\\
'''Voiceover:''' And since this program has been made, they've [[AllForNothing put up an offer for a house in Dorking.]]
* And then there's "Coverage of People Following The Wills Of Those Who Died In Testate":
-->'''Host:''' ''(on an elderly lady)'' So, was she much loved?\\
'''Man:''' Well, you can say that on the program, but it's patently not true.
** And following up on an old man:
-->'''Host:''' We're catching up with his neighbour. Was the old man much loved?\\
'''Neighbour:''' Nah, he was a racist.\\
'''Host:''' Terrific.
* The "Story of the Gays" sketch, wherein a bunch of Channel 4 executives gather together to make a blatant rip-off of Simon Schama's ''The Story of the Jews''.
-->'''Executive:''' You think our response to Professor Simon Schama's ''The Story of the Jews'' should be "Alan Carr's ''The Story of the Gays''"?\\
'''Executive 2:''' It would be very... us?
** They eventually contact Alan Carr. He passes because it's "too frivolous". David Starkey contacts them, wanting to do his own version... "The Story of the Blacks". Much shots at Starkey follow.
-->'''Executive:''' David has always been particularly difficult to watch, even at the best of times, and we always sort of assumed that was why people did it, they ''enjoyed'' the challenge, as it were.
** Eventually, a particularly ditzy exec suggests a solution to the problem of Starkey, who is white, doing a program about black people.
-->'''Executive 3:''' I have an idea.\\
''(careful pause)''\\
'''Executive:''' Is it what I think it is?\\
'''Executive 3:''' ... yes.\\
'''Executive:''' Then no.
'''Man at Pet Center:'''
* "Coverage Of People Looking For A House Where One Person Wants To Live In One Country And The Other Wants To Live In A Different Country Who Have Perversely Decided Not To Get Divorced". Same basic joke as "People Buying A House", only skewing ''A Place In The Sun''.
-->'''Host:''' So, Steve and Trish, I've spent a month showing you three houses in Dorking and three in the Bahamas and the Mystery House which is in the Bahamas. Where do you want to live?\\
'''Steve:''' I want to live in Dorking.\\
'''Trish:''' I want to live in the mystery house.\\
'''Host:''' See, Steve, Trish is willing to compromise.\\
'''Steve:''' The mystery house is in Dorking.\\
'''Host:''' Oh.\\
'''Voiceover:''' And since this program has been made, they've [[AllForNothing put up an offer for a house in Dorking.]]
* And then there's "Coverage of People Following The Wills Of Those Who Died In Testate":
-->'''Host:''' ''(on an elderly lady)'' So, was she much loved?\\
'''Man:''' Well, you can say that on the program, but it's patently not true.
** And following up on an old man:
-->'''Host:''' We're catching up with his neighbour. Was the old man much loved?\\
'''Neighbour:''' Nah, he was a racist.\\
'''Host:''' Terrific.
* The "Story of the Gays" sketch, wherein a bunch of Channel 4 executives gather together to make a blatant rip-off of Simon Schama's ''The Story of the Jews''.
-->'''Executive:''' You think our response to Professor Simon Schama's ''The Story of the Jews'' should be "Alan Carr's ''The Story of the Gays''"?\\
'''Executive 2:''' It would be very... us?
** They eventually contact Alan Carr. He passes because it's "too frivolous". David Starkey contacts them, wanting to do his own version... "The Story of the Blacks". Much shots at Starkey follow.
-->'''Executive:''' David has always been particularly difficult to watch, even at the best of times, and we always sort of assumed that was why people did it, they ''enjoyed'' the challenge, as it were.
** Eventually, a particularly ditzy exec suggests a solution to the problem of Starkey, who is white, doing a program about black people.
-->'''Executive 3:''' I have an idea.\\
''(careful pause)''\\
'''Executive:''' Is it what I think it is?\\
'''Executive 3:''' ... yes.\\
'''Executive:''' Then no.
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*** In Wangernumb, the game is Numberflan (every time you score, you [[CoveredInGunge throw a plate of whipped cream into your face]]. First to get through them all wins). The host suddenly becomes a JerkAss towards Johnny, making no secret of his favouritism toward Carol, to the point that he lets her win by giving her double points for saying "hockey" ("I don't care if that's wrong, it's Numberflan in my book"), and proceeding to rudely interrupt Johnny to give her a "triple Numberflan bonus".
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*** In Wangernumb, the game is Numberflan [=NumberFlan=] (every time you score, you [[CoveredInGunge throw a plate of whipped cream into your face]]. First to get through them all wins). The host suddenly becomes a JerkAss towards Johnny, making who makes no secret of his favouritism toward Carol, to the point that he lets her win by giving her double points for saying "hockey" ("I don't care if that's wrong, it's Numberflan [=NumberFlan=] in my book"), and proceeding to rudely interrupt interjecting Johnny to give her a "triple Numberflan [=NumberFlan=] bonus".
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aShFeIafW1Q Red Nose Day 2007]] featured a CelebrityEdition sketch (adapted from one seen in their live show ''The Two Faces of Mitchell and Webb'') featuring Creator/ChannelFour's "head of numbers" [[Series/{{Countdown}} Carol Vorderman]] (who's from Yes, and whose favourite hobbies are pina coladas and smoking in the rain), and BBC Radio DJ and "Music/LilyAllen's famous dad" Johnny Ball (who's from No, and whose favourite hobby is "ass").
*** In the aforementioned tour Julie and Simon are played not by Creator/OliviaColman and Paterson Joseph (their actors in the television series), but by Abigail Burdess and James Bachman; the host explains that they have [[LampshadeHanging "regenerated into two slightly less expensive actors"]].
*** The show is being presented as an appeal for "Number Relief", which benefits charities such as "Five Aid" and "Digits Sans Frontiers".
*** In the aforementioned tour Julie and Simon are played not by Creator/OliviaColman and Paterson Joseph (their actors in the television series), but by Abigail Burdess and James Bachman; the host explains that they have [[LampshadeHanging "regenerated into two slightly less expensive actors"]].
*** The show is being presented as an appeal for "Number Relief", which benefits charities such as "Five Aid" and "Digits Sans Frontiers".
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aShFeIafW1Q Red Nose Day 2007]] featured a CelebrityEdition sketch (adapted from one seen in their live show ''The Two Faces of Mitchell and Webb'') featuring Creator/ChannelFour's "head of numbers" [[Series/{{Countdown}} Carol Vorderman]] (who's from Yes, and whose favourite hobbies are pina coladas and smoking in the rain), and BBC Radio DJ and "Music/LilyAllen's famous dad" Johnny Ball (who's from No, and whose favourite hobby is "ass").
"ass"), benefiting Number Relief -- which benefits number-releated charities such as "Five Aid" and "Digits Sans Frontiers".
*** In the aforementionedtour tour, Julie and Simon are played not by Creator/OliviaColman and Paterson Joseph (their actors in the television series), but by Abigail Burdess and James Bachman; the host explains that they have [[LampshadeHanging "regenerated into two slightly less expensive actors"]].
*** The show is being presented as an appeal for "Number Relief", which benefits charities such as "Five Aid" and "Digits Sans Frontiers".actors"]].
*** In the aforementioned
*** The show is being presented as an appeal for "Number Relief", which benefits charities such as "Five Aid" and "Digits Sans Frontiers".
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*** Going into the final round, the host initially claims Julie is leading by 3 to 92,743,528.6 ... actually, no. 2.
*** In Wangernumb, the game is Numberflan (every time you score, you [[CoveredInGunge throw a plate of whipped cream into your face]]. First to get through them all wins). The host suddenly becomes a JerkAss towards Johnny, making no secret of his favouritism toward Carol, to the point that he lets her win by giving her double points for saying "hockey", and interjects Johnny by giving her a "triple numberflan bonus".
*** In Wangernumb, the game is Numberflan (every time you score, you [[CoveredInGunge throw a plate of whipped cream into your face]]. First to get through them all wins). The host suddenly becomes a JerkAss towards Johnny, making no secret of his favouritism toward Carol, to the point that he lets her win by giving her double points for saying "hockey", and interjects Johnny by giving her a "triple numberflan bonus".
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*** Going into the final round, the host initially claims Julie Carol is leading by on 3 to and Johnny is trailing on 92,743,528.6 ... actually, no. 2.
6.
*** In Wangernumb, the game is Numberflan (every time you score, you [[CoveredInGunge throw a plate of whipped cream into your face]]. First to get through them all wins). The host suddenly becomes a JerkAss towards Johnny, making no secret of his favouritism toward Carol, to the point that he lets her win by giving her double points for saying"hockey", "hockey" ("I don't care if that's wrong, it's Numberflan in my book"), and interjects proceeding to rudely interrupt Johnny by giving to give her a "triple numberflan Numberflan bonus".
*** In Wangernumb, the game is Numberflan (every time you score, you [[CoveredInGunge throw a plate of whipped cream into your face]]. First to get through them all wins). The host suddenly becomes a JerkAss towards Johnny, making no secret of his favouritism toward Carol, to the point that he lets her win by giving her double points for saying
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aShFeIafW1Q Red Nose Day 2007]] featured a CelebrityEdition sketch (adapted from one seen in their live show ''The Two Faces of Mitchell and Webb'') featuring Creator/ChannelFour's "head of numbers" [[Series/{{Countdown}} Carol Vorderman]] against BBC Radio DJ and "Music/LilyAllen's famous dad" Johnny Ball.
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aShFeIafW1Q Red Nose Day 2007]] featured a CelebrityEdition sketch (adapted from one seen in their live show ''The Two Faces of Mitchell and Webb'') featuring Creator/ChannelFour's "head of numbers" [[Series/{{Countdown}} Carol Vorderman]] against (who's from Yes, and whose favourite hobbies are pina coladas and smoking in the rain), and BBC Radio DJ and "Music/LilyAllen's famous dad" Johnny Ball.Ball (who's from No, and whose favourite hobby is "ass").
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*** The contestants' hobbies are "pina coladas and smoking in the rain", and "ass."
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*** Because it's a charity edition, the host decides to eat the prize money instead of giving it to Carol.
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*** Because And because it's a charity edition, the host decides to eat the prize money instead of giving it to Carol.
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*** The No Numbers round, in which the contestants score No-Numberwangs by saying things that ''aren't'' numbers.
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*** The No Numbers round, in which the contestants score No-Numberwangs by saying things that ''aren't'' numbers. "Anti-six" and "Not-nine" are considered correct, but when Johnny says "Brazil", he is told Brazil is actually a number, as in the popular phrase "Brazil Britons are feared to be among the dead."
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*** In another subtle ''Countdown'' joke, the host asks Carol for "two from the top and one from the bottom", getting 1, 7, and 250.
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*** In another a subtle ''Countdown'' joke, the host asks Carol for "two from the top and one from the bottom", getting 1, bottom" (1, 7, and 250.250)
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--->'''Julie:''' A bit of pi?
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--->'''Julie:''' No.
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*** Because it's a charity edition, the host decides to eat the prize money instead of giving it to Carol.
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** In the live show ''The Two Faces of Mitchell and Webb'', Julie and Simon are played not by Creator/OliviaColman and Paterson Joseph (their actors in the television series), but by Abigail Burdess and James Bachman; the host explains that they have [[LampshadeHanging "regenerated into two slightly less expensive actors"]].
*** Julie gets Numberwang before the game even begins, during banter with the host about her two children, 5 and 7... and 6 and 3.
*** Julie gets Numberwang before the game even begins, during banter with the host about her two children, 5 and 7... and 6 and 3.
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** In the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aShFeIafW1Q Red Nose Day 2007]] featured a CelebrityEdition sketch (adapted from one seen in their live show ''The Two Faces of Mitchell and Webb'', Webb'') featuring Creator/ChannelFour's "head of numbers" [[Series/{{Countdown}} Carol Vorderman]] against BBC Radio DJ and "Music/LilyAllen's famous dad" Johnny Ball.
*** In the aforementioned tour Julie and Simon are played not by Creator/OliviaColman and Paterson Joseph (their actors in the television series), but by Abigail Burdess and James Bachman; the host explains that they have [[LampshadeHanging "regenerated into two slightly less expensive actors"]].
***Julie The show is being presented as an appeal for "Number Relief", which benefits charities such as "Five Aid" and "Digits Sans Frontiers".
*** Carol gets Numberwang before the game even begins, during banter with the host about hertwo children, 2, 5 and 7... and 6 and 3.3.
*** The contestants' hobbies are "pina coladas and smoking in the rain", and "ass."
*** In another subtle ''Countdown'' joke, the host asks Carol for "two from the top and one from the bottom", getting 1, 7, and 250.
*** In the aforementioned tour Julie and Simon are played not by Creator/OliviaColman and Paterson Joseph (their actors in the television series), but by Abigail Burdess and James Bachman; the host explains that they have [[LampshadeHanging "regenerated into two slightly less expensive actors"]].
***
*** Carol gets Numberwang before the game even begins, during banter with the host about her
*** The contestants' hobbies are "pina coladas and smoking in the rain", and "ass."
*** In another subtle ''Countdown'' joke, the host asks Carol for "two from the top and one from the bottom", getting 1, 7, and 250.
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--->'''Simon:''' Pi and a bit?
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--->'''Simon:''' Yes.
--->'''Host:''' That's Numberwang! Julie?
--->'''Host:''' That's Numberwang! Julie?
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--->'''Host:'''
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*** No-numberwang, in which the contestants score by ''not'' saying numbers. As they stand there in silence, the host periodically shouts, "That's No-numberwang!" Finally, Simon panics and blurts out "Brazil", which is declared a number, as in "Brazil Britons are among the dead."
*** A retrospective of numbers which have left us during the preceding year... including 4, forcing the host to skip from Round 3 straight to Round 5.
*** When the board rotates (with the aid of stagehands), it is the host who is rotated away, replacing Robert Webb with a similarly-attired David Mitchell.
*** The (new) host making no secret of his favouritism toward Simon during the final Numberflan round.
** A [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aShFeIafW1Q version]] of the above sketch was done for a CelebrityEdition Numberwang sketch during the BBC's Comic Relief telethon, featuring Channel 4's "head of numbers" [[Series/{{Countdown}} Carol Vorderman]] against BBC Radio DJ Johnny Ball.
*** Their hobbies are "pina coladas and smoking in the rain", and "ass."
*** One call has to go to their "independent adjudicator" Professor Stephen Blake for review. [[spoiler:He is promptly murdered.]]
*** In No-Numberwang, guesses like "not-nine" are valid, but when Johnny Ball guesses "Brazil", he is told that it is considered a number.
*** The in memoriam segment pays tribute to the numbers that left during 2007, including 6 and three quarters, 12 with a hat on the one, 1972, [[spoiler:Prof. Stephen Blake]], and nought.
*** The host eating the charity money.
*** A retrospective of numbers which have left us during the preceding year... including 4, forcing the host to skip from Round 3 straight to Round 5.
*** When the board rotates (with the aid of stagehands), it is the host who is rotated away, replacing Robert Webb with a similarly-attired David Mitchell.
*** The (new) host making no secret of his favouritism toward Simon during the final Numberflan round.
** A [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aShFeIafW1Q version]] of the above sketch was done for a CelebrityEdition Numberwang sketch during the BBC's Comic Relief telethon, featuring Channel 4's "head of numbers" [[Series/{{Countdown}} Carol Vorderman]] against BBC Radio DJ Johnny Ball.
*** Their hobbies are "pina coladas and smoking in the rain", and "ass."
*** One call has to go to their "independent adjudicator" Professor Stephen Blake for review. [[spoiler:He is promptly murdered.]]
*** In No-Numberwang, guesses like "not-nine" are valid, but when Johnny Ball guesses "Brazil", he is told that it is considered a number.
*** The in memoriam segment pays tribute to the numbers that left during 2007, including 6 and three quarters, 12 with a hat on the one, 1972, [[spoiler:Prof. Stephen Blake]], and nought.
*** The host eating the charity money.
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*** No-numberwang, in Carol guesses "5 and a neck", which the contestants score by ''not'' saying numbers. As they stand there in silence, the host periodically shouts, "That's No-numberwang!" Finally, Simon panics and blurts out "Brazil", which is declared a number, as in "Brazil Britons are among the dead."
*** A retrospective of numbers which have left us during the preceding year... including 4, forcing the host to skip from Round 3 straight to Round 5.
*** When the board rotates (with the aid of stagehands), it is the host who is rotated away, replacing Robert Webb with a similarly-attired David Mitchell.
*** The (new) host making no secret of his favouritism toward Simon during the final Numberflan round.
** A [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aShFeIafW1Q version]] of the above sketch was done for a CelebrityEdition Numberwang sketch during the BBC's Comic Relief telethon, featuring Channel 4's "head of numbers" [[Series/{{Countdown}} Carol Vorderman]] against BBC Radio DJ Johnny Ball.
*** Their hobbies are "pina coladas and smoking in the rain", and "ass."
*** One callhas to go to their "independent adjudicator" Professor Stephen Blake for review. [[spoiler:He is promptly murdered.]]
*** In No-Numberwang, guesses like "not-nine" are valid, but when Johnny Ball guesses "Brazil", he is told that it is consideredgets murdered. The host takes this as a number.
no]]
*** The No Numbers round, in which the contestants score No-Numberwangs by saying things that ''aren't'' numbers.
*** Round 4 is an in memoriam segment that pays tribute to the numbers that left us during 2007, including 6and to the power of three quarters, 12 with a hat on the one, 1972, 1972 (leading the host to quip afterwards that he thought it had been dead for years), [[spoiler:Prof. Stephen Blake]], and nought.
*** Going into the final round, the host initially claims Julie is leading by 3 to 92,743,528.6 ... actually, no. 2.
*** In Wangernumb, the game is Numberflan (every time you score, you [[CoveredInGunge throw a plate of whipped cream into your face]]. First to get through them all wins). The hosteating suddenly becomes a JerkAss towards Johnny, making no secret of his favouritism toward Carol, to the charity money.point that he lets her win by giving her double points for saying "hockey", and interjects Johnny by giving her a "triple numberflan bonus".
*** A retrospective of numbers which have left us during the preceding year... including 4, forcing the host to skip from Round 3 straight to Round 5.
*** When the board rotates (with the aid of stagehands), it is the host who is rotated away, replacing Robert Webb with a similarly-attired David Mitchell.
*** The (new) host making no secret of his favouritism toward Simon during the final Numberflan round.
** A [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aShFeIafW1Q version]] of the above sketch was done for a CelebrityEdition Numberwang sketch during the BBC's Comic Relief telethon, featuring Channel 4's "head of numbers" [[Series/{{Countdown}} Carol Vorderman]] against BBC Radio DJ Johnny Ball.
*** Their hobbies are "pina coladas and smoking in the rain", and "ass."
*** One call
*** In No-Numberwang, guesses like "not-nine" are valid, but when Johnny Ball guesses "Brazil", he is told that it is considered
*** The No Numbers round, in which the contestants score No-Numberwangs by saying things that ''aren't'' numbers.
*** Round 4 is an in memoriam segment that pays tribute to the numbers that left us during 2007, including 6
*** Going into the final round, the host initially claims Julie is leading by 3 to 92,743,528.6 ... actually, no. 2.
*** In Wangernumb, the game is Numberflan (every time you score, you [[CoveredInGunge throw a plate of whipped cream into your face]]. First to get through them all wins). The host
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** In the live show ''The Two Faces of Mitchell and Webb'', Julie and Simon are played not by Creator/OliviaColman and Paterson Joseph (their actors in the television series), but by Abigail Burdess and James Bachman; the host explains that they have [[LampshadeHanging "regenerated into two slightly less expensive actors".actors"]].
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*** The in memoriam segment pays tribute to the numbers that left during 2007, including 6 and three quarters, 12 with a hat on the one, 1972, [[spoiler:[Prof. Stephen Blake]], and nought.
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*** The in memoriam segment pays tribute to the numbers that left during 2007, including 6 and three quarters, 12 with a hat on the one, 1972, [[spoiler:[Prof. [[spoiler:Prof. Stephen Blake]], and nought.nought.
*** The host eating the charity money.
*** The host eating the charity money.
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*** One call has to go to their "independent adjudicator" Professor Stephen Blake. [[spoiler:Who is promptly murdered.]]
*** In No-Numberwang, guesses like "not-nine" are valid, but once again Brazil is considered a number.
*** The in memoriam segment pays tribute to 6 and three quarters, 12 with a hat on the one, 1972, [[spoiler:Prof. Stephen Blake]], and nought.
*** In No-Numberwang, guesses like "not-nine" are valid, but once again Brazil is considered a number.
*** The in memoriam segment pays tribute to 6 and three quarters, 12 with a hat on the one, 1972, [[spoiler:Prof. Stephen Blake]], and nought.
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*** One call has to go to their "independent adjudicator" Professor Stephen Blake. [[spoiler:Who Blake for review. [[spoiler:He is promptly murdered.]]
*** In No-Numberwang, guesses like "not-nine" are valid, butonce again Brazil when Johnny Ball guesses "Brazil", he is told that it is considered a number.
*** The in memoriam segment pays tribute to the numbers that left during 2007, including 6 and three quarters, 12 with a hat on the one, 1972,[[spoiler:Prof.[[spoiler:[Prof. Stephen Blake]], and nought.
*** In No-Numberwang, guesses like "not-nine" are valid, but
*** The in memoriam segment pays tribute to the numbers that left during 2007, including 6 and three quarters, 12 with a hat on the one, 1972,
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** A [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aShFeIafW1Q version]] of the above sketch was done for a CelebrityEdition Numberwang sketch during the BBC's Comic Relief telethon, featuring Channel 4's "head of numbers" [[Series/{{Countdown}} Carol Vorderman]], and Johnny Ball.
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** A [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aShFeIafW1Q version]] of the above sketch was done for a CelebrityEdition Numberwang sketch during the BBC's Comic Relief telethon, featuring Channel 4's "head of numbers" [[Series/{{Countdown}} Carol Vorderman]], and Vorderman]] against BBC Radio DJ Johnny Ball.
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** Their hobbies are "pina coladas and smoking in the rain", and "ass."
** One call has to go to their "independent adjudicator" Professor Stephen Blake. [[spoiler:Who is promptly murdered.]]
** In No-Numberwang, guesses like "not-nine" are valid, but once again Brazil is considered a number.
** The in memoriam segment pays tribute to 6 and three quarters, 12 with a hat on the one, 1972, [[spoiler:Prof. Stephen Blake]], and nought.
** One call has to go to their "independent adjudicator" Professor Stephen Blake. [[spoiler:Who is promptly murdered.]]
** In No-Numberwang, guesses like "not-nine" are valid, but once again Brazil is considered a number.
** The in memoriam segment pays tribute to 6 and three quarters, 12 with a hat on the one, 1972, [[spoiler:Prof. Stephen Blake]], and nought.
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** A [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aShFeIafW1Q version]] of the above sketch was done for a CelebrityEdition Numberwang sketch during the BBC's Comic Relief telethon, featuring Channel 4's "head of numbers" [[Series/{{Countdown}} Carol Vorderman]], and Johnny Ball.
** Their hobbies are "pina coladas and smoking in the rain", and "ass."
** One call has to go to their "independent adjudicator" Professor Stephen Blake. [[spoiler:Who is promptly murdered.]]
** In No-Numberwang, guesses like "not-nine" are valid, but once again Brazil is considered a number.
** The in memoriam segment pays tribute to 6 and three quarters, 12 with a hat on the one, 1972, [[spoiler:Prof. Stephen Blake]], and nought.
** Their hobbies are "pina coladas and smoking in the rain", and "ass."
** One call has to go to their "independent adjudicator" Professor Stephen Blake. [[spoiler:Who is promptly murdered.]]
** In No-Numberwang, guesses like "not-nine" are valid, but once again Brazil is considered a number.
** The in memoriam segment pays tribute to 6 and three quarters, 12 with a hat on the one, 1972, [[spoiler:Prof. Stephen Blake]], and nought.
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* The advertisement for "Cressps", a product that are crisps made from cress (the "healthiest food in the world" apparently), and according to webb's character he can eat as many cressps as he likes whilst getting healthier. Then there's the ending which features a parody of the Pringles slogan.
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* The advertisement for "Cressps", a product that are crisps made from cress (the "healthiest food in the world" apparently), and according to webb's Webb's character he can eat as many cressps as he likes whilst getting healthier. Then there's the ending which features a parody of the Pringles slogan.
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** Sir Digby and Ginger stealing a Bunsen burner and a few other Science equipment from a school.
--> '''Ginger:''' We could use this to make crystal meth!
--> '''Ginger:''' We could use this to make crystal meth!
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** Sir Digby and Ginger stealing a Bunsen burner and a few other Science equipment from a local school.
--> '''Ginger:'''We could use this to make I think we've got the makings of crystal meth!meths here, sir!
--> '''Sir Digby:''' It's gonna be an Easter weekend to remember!
--> '''Ginger:'''
--> '''Sir Digby:''' It's gonna be an Easter weekend to remember!
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* The advertisement for "Cressps", a product that are crisps made from watercress (the "healthiest food in the world" apparently), and according to webb's character he can eat as many cressps as he likes whilst getting healthier. Then there's the ending which parodies the Pringles slogan.
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* The advertisement for "Cressps", a product that are crisps made from watercress cress (the "healthiest food in the world" apparently), and according to webb's character he can eat as many cressps as he likes whilst getting healthier. Then there's the ending which parodies features a parody of the Pringles slogan.
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* The Avocado Bathroom sketch, but particularly the part when the host loses it at the couple.
-->"IT'S ''AVOCADO'', YOU C-*beep*!"
-->"IT'S ''AVOCADO'', YOU C-*beep*!"
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* The Avocado Bathroom sketch, sketch where , but particularly the part when the host loses it at the couple.
-->"IT'S -->IT'S ''AVOCADO'', YOU C-*beep*!"C-*beep*!
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** Said ill-tempered snooker player is considered a "colourful, big-hearted, big-fisted credit to the sport" by those in the snooker community for several reasons... most of them apparently to do with fear.
--->'''Peter:''' You can see the frustration on Terry [=McCarthy=]'s face as he returns to his seat.\\
'''Ted:''' Not a look to be taken lightly... especially at around two in the morning on the streets of Derby, if the media's to be believed.\\
'''Peter:''' Well, Terry is no stranger to adversity. Particularly in the form of the police. And he has spoken publicly, in moving terms, about that guy he cut.\\
'''Ted:''' I think he was right to put an end to the speculation, and it does sound to me like that guy he cut was basically asking for it.\\
'''Peter:''' Which is not to condone Terry's actions--\\
'''Ted:''' Terry's lightning-fast ''re''actions.\\
'''Peter:''' It's not to condone it in any way when we say it was that other guy's fault.\\
'''Ted:''' Certainly in the eyes of snooker, if not as it transpires those of so-called British justice.\\
'''Peter:''' I think the thing to remember here Ted is that both men involved are sorry. Terry has said publicly that he's sorry, and that other guy... well, he's ''bound'' to be sorry, isn't he. Every time he looks in the mirror.
--->'''Peter:''' You can see the frustration on Terry [=McCarthy=]'s face as he returns to his seat.\\
'''Ted:''' Not a look to be taken lightly... especially at around two in the morning on the streets of Derby, if the media's to be believed.\\
'''Peter:''' Well, Terry is no stranger to adversity. Particularly in the form of the police. And he has spoken publicly, in moving terms, about that guy he cut.\\
'''Ted:''' I think he was right to put an end to the speculation, and it does sound to me like that guy he cut was basically asking for it.\\
'''Peter:''' Which is not to condone Terry's actions--\\
'''Ted:''' Terry's lightning-fast ''re''actions.\\
'''Peter:''' It's not to condone it in any way when we say it was that other guy's fault.\\
'''Ted:''' Certainly in the eyes of snooker, if not as it transpires those of so-called British justice.\\
'''Peter:''' I think the thing to remember here Ted is that both men involved are sorry. Terry has said publicly that he's sorry, and that other guy... well, he's ''bound'' to be sorry, isn't he. Every time he looks in the mirror.
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--> ''Ginger:'' We could use this to make crystal meth!
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--> ''Ginger:'' '''Ginger:''' We could use this to make crystal meth!
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** Then there's the final part of the sketch (which is available as a DeletedScene from the Series 2 DVD), where the director breaks down in tears after successfully making the professor stay completely still.
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* When it's not crossing a line twice, The Surprising Adventures of Sir Digby Chicken Caeser!
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* When it's not crossing a line twice, The Surprising Adventures of Sir Digby Chicken Caeser!Caesar!
** Sir Digby and Ginger stealing a Bunsen burner and a few other Science equipment from a school.
--> ''Ginger:'' We could use this to make crystal meth!
** Sir Digby and Ginger stealing a Bunsen burner and a few other Science equipment from a school.
--> ''Ginger:'' We could use this to make crystal meth!
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* From the radio series, one sketch in series 4 has a man at a pet center trying to describe a cat to another man who has no idea what cats are.
-->'''Man at Pet Center:''' Picture where you're living now.\\
'''Clueless Man:''' Okay.\\
'''Man at Pet Center:''' Now imagine a cat there.\\
'''Clueless Man:''' And the cat would move?\\
'''Man at Pet Center:''' Intermittently.
-->'''Man at Pet Center:''' Picture where you're living now.\\
'''Clueless Man:''' Okay.\\
'''Man at Pet Center:''' Now imagine a cat there.\\
'''Clueless Man:''' And the cat would move?\\
'''Man at Pet Center:''' Intermittently.
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* "Cressps: once you Cressp, you just can't splessp!"
** "That doesn't make any sense."
*** "OH GOD THEY'RE HORRID!"
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--> '''Announcer:''' Cressps: once you Cressp, you just can't
** "That
--> '''Mitchell's character:''' That doesn't make any
*** "OH
--> '''Webb's character:''' ''(spitting out the cressps)'' OH GOD THEY'RE
* The Avocado Bathroom sketch, but particularly the part when the host loses it at the couple.
-->"IT'S ''AVOCADO'', YOU C-*beep*!"
* The newscasters for What's Your Reckon interrupting their regular report for unusual news:
-->''I'm sorry, I'm going to have to stop you there, as we're just receiving news of the invasion of Earth by an unknown but powerfully aggressive race of aliens.''
-->"IT'S ''AVOCADO'', YOU C-*beep*!"
* The newscasters for What's Your Reckon interrupting their regular report for unusual news:
-->''I'm sorry, I'm going to have to stop you there, as we're just receiving news of the invasion of Earth by an unknown but powerfully aggressive race of aliens.''
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* The Avocado Bathroom sketch, but particularly the part when the host loses it at the couple.
-->"IT'S ''AVOCADO'', YOU C-*beep*!"
-->"IT'S ''AVOCADO'', YOU C-*beep*!"
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* The newscasters for What's Your Reckon interrupting their regular report for unusual news:
-->''I'm sorry, I'm going to have to stop you there, as we're just receiving news of the invasion of Earth by an unknown but powerfully aggressive race of aliens.''
-->''I'm sorry, I'm going to have to stop you there, as we're just receiving news of the invasion of Earth by an unknown but powerfully aggressive race of aliens.''
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* The newscasters for What's Your Reckon interrupting their regular report for unusual news:
-->''I'm sorry, I'm going to have to stop you there, as we're just receiving news ofFrom the invasion of Earth by an unknown but powerfully aggressive race of aliens.''radio series, one sketch in series 4 has a man at a pet center trying to describe a cat to another man who has no idea what cats are.
-->'''Man at Pet Center:''' Picture where you're living now.\\
'''Clueless Man:''' Okay.\\
'''Man at Pet Center:''' Now imagine a cat there.\\
'''Clueless Man:''' And the cat would move?\\
'''Man at Pet Center:''' Intermittently.
-->''I'm sorry, I'm going to have to stop you there, as we're just receiving news of
-->'''Man at Pet Center:''' Picture where you're living now.\\
'''Clueless Man:''' Okay.\\
'''Man at Pet Center:''' Now imagine a cat there.\\
'''Clueless Man:''' And the cat would move?\\
'''Man at Pet Center:''' Intermittently.
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'''Announcer:''' Marmits: The glove that isn't suitable for human consumption.
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'''Announcer:''' Marmits: The glove that isn't suitable for human consumption.\\
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* "Marmite Gloves": gloves that taste like marmite but aren't actually edible.
-->'''Webb:''' These gloves actually taste like marmite! ''(proceeds to choke and collapse on the ground)'''
-->'''Webb:''' These gloves actually taste like marmite! ''(proceeds to choke and collapse on the ground)'''
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* "Marmite Gloves": "Marmits": gloves that taste like marmite but aren't actually edible.
-->'''Webb:''' These gloves actually taste -->'''Man:''' This glove tastes like marmite! ''(proceeds to choke and collapse on choke)''\\
'''Bystander:''' Are you okay?\\
'''Man:''' I'm choking!\\
'''Announcer:''' Marmits: The glove that isn't suitable for human consumption.
''(the man collapses onto theground)'''ground)''\\
'''Bystander:''' I think he's dead...
'''Bystander:''' Are you okay?\\
'''Man:''' I'm choking!\\
'''Announcer:''' Marmits: The glove that isn't suitable for human consumption.
''(the man collapses onto the
'''Bystander:''' I think he's dead...
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** The ''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Official Numberwang Play Numberwang at Home Numberwang Board Game]]'', which allows fans to avoid falling afoul of the complicated copyright law that would ordinarily send them to prison for playing Numberwang at home. Includes hosting assessories, two 400 sided dice (looking like golf balls), a rotating board, 37-volume Ruleswang rule book with each volume being the size of a large dictionary. Ideal for ages from 8 to 88!
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** The ''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Official Numberwang Play Numberwang at Home Numberwang Board Game]]'', which allows fans to avoid falling afoul of the complicated copyright law that would ordinarily send them to prison for playing Numberwang at home. Includes hosting assessories, two 400 sided dice (looking like golf balls), a rotating board, and a 37-volume Ruleswang rule book with each volume being the size of a large dictionary. Ideal for ages from 8 to 88!
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** The ''Official Numberwang Play Numberwang at Home Numberwang Board Game'', which allows fans to avoid falling afoul of the complicated copyright law that would ordinarily send them to prison for playing Numberwang at home. Includes a 37-volume Ruleswang rule book (each volume being the size of a large dictionary).
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** The ''Official ''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Official Numberwang Play Numberwang at Home Numberwang Board Game'', Game]]'', which allows fans to avoid falling afoul of the complicated copyright law that would ordinarily send them to prison for playing Numberwang at home. Includes hosting assessories, two 400 sided dice (looking like golf balls), a rotating board, 37-volume Ruleswang rule book (each with each volume being the size of a large dictionary).dictionary. Ideal for ages from 8 to 88!
--->'''Father:''' Sorry Nan. ''(covers her head with a paper bag saying "NO")''
--->'''Father:''' Sorry Nan. ''(covers her head with a paper bag saying "NO")''
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** Near the end of the sketch, the Green Clarinet Man demands Alan to him the the Green Clarinet back as he abused the power of it. Unfortunately for the Green Clarinet Man, Alan uses the power of the clarinet on him, making him admit that his Mum made his costume and how he's not allowed near local schools before running away bursting into tears.
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* "Marmite Gloves": gloves that taste like marmite but aren't actually edible.
-->'''Webb:''' These gloves actually taste like marmite! ''(proceeds to choke and collapse on the ground)'''
-->'''Webb:''' These gloves actually taste like marmite! ''(proceeds to choke and collapse on the ground)'''
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How exactly is it funny to be worth of a mention here?
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* Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit.
