History Funny / ThatDudeInTheSuede

22nd Oct '16 11:15:24 AM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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** When seeing [[TheyJustDidntCare baby Nidoqueens]].

to:

** When seeing [[TheyJustDidntCare [[CriticalResearchFailure baby Nidoqueens]].
17th Oct '16 5:15:14 PM nombretomado
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'''Linkara:''' ''(laughing)'' No, not ''that'' FrankMiller.\\
'''Suede-2:''' Not that FrankMiller?\\
'''Linkara:''' ''(outraged)'' ''Yes, that FrankMiller!''\\

to:

'''Linkara:''' ''(laughing)'' No, not ''that'' FrankMiller.Creator/FrankMiller.\\
'''Suede-2:''' Not that FrankMiller?\\
Creator/FrankMiller?\\
'''Linkara:''' ''(outraged)'' ''Yes, that FrankMiller!''\\Creator/FrankMiller!''\\



'''Linkara:''' ''(annoyed)'' It's FrankMiller.\\

to:

'''Linkara:''' ''(annoyed)'' It's FrankMiller.Creator/FrankMiller.\\
25th Aug '16 8:19:45 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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--->'''Linkara:''' I know! Let's settle this over a [[RunningGag friendly game of chess]].

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--->'''Linkara:''' I know! Let's settle this over a [[RunningGag friendly game of chess]].\\
25th Aug '16 8:19:24 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''Linkara:''' ''(as if about to start railing at his stupidity)'' Miyazaki. You're asking me if Creator/HayaoMiyazaki, the Creator/StevenSpielberg of anime, the highest grossing director in all of Japan, directed ''Pokémon 3''?\\

to:

-->'''Linkara:''' --->'''Linkara:''' ''(as if about to start railing at his stupidity)'' Miyazaki. You're asking me if Creator/HayaoMiyazaki, the Creator/StevenSpielberg of anime, the highest grossing director in all of Japan, directed ''Pokémon 3''?\\



-->'''Mewtwo''': Ash, come here. You know, I... haven't been entirely honest with you. We've met before.
-->'''Ash''': Huh?
-->'''Mewtwo''': Yes, you see, I was kinda in a bad place, you know, so I thought I'd enslave all of humanity and kinda killed you. Oh, it's okay, you got better, obviously. Luckily, all the magical tears of all the sad Pokémon turned you back from being solid rock. ...screw it. (''wipes Ash's memory again'')
-->'''Ash''': Just show me where it is and I'll tackle it!

to:

-->'''Mewtwo''': --->'''Mewtwo:''' Ash, come here. You know, I... haven't been entirely honest with you. We've met before.
-->'''Ash''': Huh?
-->'''Mewtwo''':
before.\\
'''Ash:''' Huh?\\
'''Mewtwo''':
Yes, you see, I was kinda in a bad place, you know, so I thought I'd enslave all of humanity and kinda killed you. Oh, it's okay, you got better, obviously. Luckily, all the magical tears of all the sad Pokémon turned you back from being solid rock. ...screw it. (''wipes ''(wipes Ash's memory again'')
-->'''Ash''':
again)''\\
'''Ash:'''
Just show me where it is and I'll tackle it!



-->'''Suede!Pikachu''': ''(after tasting the water)'' Oh, ''baby'', I can see Arceus!

to:

-->'''Suede!Pikachu''': --->'''Suede!Pikachu:''' ''(after tasting the water)'' Oh, ''baby'', I can see Arceus!



-->'''Suede''': I'm not "face-ist"! Some of my best friends have faces!

to:

-->'''Suede''': --->'''Suede:''' I'm not "face-ist"! Some of my best friends have faces!



-->'''Linkara''': I know! Let's settle this over a [[RunningGag friendly game of chess]].
-->'''Suede''': No! No chess!

to:

-->'''Linkara''': --->'''Linkara:''' I know! Let's settle this over a [[RunningGag friendly game of chess]].
-->'''Suede''': '''Suede:''' No! No chess!



--> '''Ash''' (having just seen Suicune): [[CaptainObvious Was that a Pokémon]]?
-->'''J.O''': No Ash, [[SarcasmMode that was Fabio on four legs.]] What are you, blind?

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--> '''Ash''' (having --->'''Ash:''' ''(having just seen Suicune): Suicune)'' [[CaptainObvious Was that a Pokémon]]?
-->'''J.O''':
Pokémon]]?\\
'''J.O:'''
No Ash, [[SarcasmMode that was Fabio on four legs.]] What are you, blind?



-->'''Linkara''': Yeah, I'll buy that.

to:

-->'''Linkara''': --->'''Linkara:''' Yeah, I'll buy that.



-->'''J.O''': Jeffrey. ...no, I'm just kidding. It's Vicious. (cue ''Anime/CowboyBebop'' joke/reference)

to:

-->'''J.O''': --->'''J.O:''' Jeffrey. ...no, I'm just kidding. It's Vicious. (cue ''Anime/CowboyBebop'' joke/reference)



-->'''Suede''': Why am I Mister Pink?

to:

-->'''Suede''': --->'''Suede:''' Why am I Mister Pink?



-->'''J.O''': [[CrossestheLineTwice Oooh... right into the rotors.]]
** JO revealing that the guy on the boat who meets the group is named "Mr. White/White-San". He proceeds to make a ''Series/BreakingBad'' joke.
-->'''JO:''' (''as Mr. White with a picture of [[StealthPun Jessie of Team Rocket]] next to him'') Jessie! We need to cook!

to:

-->'''J.--->'''J.O''': [[CrossestheLineTwice Oooh... right into the rotors.]]
** JO J.O revealing that the guy on the boat who meets the group is named "Mr. White/White-San". He proceeds to make a ''Series/BreakingBad'' joke.
-->'''JO:''' --->'''J.O:''' (''as Mr. White with a picture of [[StealthPun Jessie of Team Rocket]] next to him'') Jessie! We need to cook!



--> '''Linkara''': This movie... can go crash its [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture DeLorean]] into my [[Series/DoctorWho TARDIS!!]] The Celebi of the past and present-- ''(explodes)'' '''''WHERE WERE ALL OF YOU BEFORE?!?!?!''''' WHY DIDN'T YOU SEND A PLATOON OF YOURSELF TO HELP OUT WHEN, OH, I DON'T KNOW, YOU WERE DESTROYING THE FOREST?!?! WHAT KIND OF MESSAGE IS THIS SENDING KIDS?! "Don't worry, kids, you don't have to concern yourself with the environment or global warming or the ozone layer or anything like that, we'll invent a cure for that anyway when we invent the time machine! Just don't ask us why our future selves haven't shown up yet!" This movie ''sucks!'' We have learned '''''nothing!!!'''''

to:

--> '''Linkara''': --->'''Linkara''': This movie... can go crash its [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture DeLorean]] into my [[Series/DoctorWho TARDIS!!]] The Celebi of the past and present-- ''(explodes)'' '''''WHERE WERE ALL OF YOU BEFORE?!?!?!''''' WHY DIDN'T YOU SEND A PLATOON OF YOURSELF TO HELP OUT WHEN, OH, I DON'T KNOW, YOU WERE DESTROYING THE FOREST?!?! WHAT KIND OF MESSAGE IS THIS SENDING KIDS?! "Don't worry, kids, you don't have to concern yourself with the environment or global warming or the ozone layer or anything like that, we'll invent a cure for that anyway when we invent the time machine! Just don't ask us why our future selves haven't shown up yet!" This movie ''sucks!'' We have learned '''''nothing!!!'''''



-->'''Suede:''' (''as a tour guide'') And to your right you can see a screaming Hellbeast. Luckily he has decided in his infinite wisdom not to slaughter us today! (''[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight crowd "ooooh"s]]'')

to:

-->'''Suede:''' --->'''Suede:''' (''as a tour guide'') And to your right you can see a screaming Hellbeast. Luckily he has decided in his infinite wisdom not to slaughter us today! (''[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight crowd "ooooh"s]]'')



-->'''Suede as Rattata:''' Raticate!\\

to:

-->'''Suede --->'''Suede as Rattata:''' Raticate!\\
25th Aug '16 8:15:25 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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** Linkara's reaction to Suede asking, without a trace of irony, if Miyazaki directed it.\\
-->'''Linkara:''' ''(as if about to start railing at his stupidity)'' Miyazaki. You're asking me if Creator/HayaoMiyazaki, the Creator/StevenSpielberg of anime, the highest grossing director in all of Japan, directed ''Pokémon 3''?
'''Suede:''' ...Yes?

to:

** Linkara's reaction to Suede asking, without a trace of irony, if Miyazaki directed it.\\
it.
-->'''Linkara:''' ''(as if about to start railing at his stupidity)'' Miyazaki. You're asking me if Creator/HayaoMiyazaki, the Creator/StevenSpielberg of anime, the highest grossing director in all of Japan, directed ''Pokémon 3''?
3''?\\
'''Suede:''' ...Yes?Yes?\\
25th Aug '16 8:15:04 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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** Linkara's reaction to Suede asking, without a trace of irony, if Miyazaki directed it.

to:

** Linkara's reaction to Suede asking, without a trace of irony, if Miyazaki directed it.\\
25th Aug '16 8:14:21 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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--> "You play the worst AirGuitar I have ever seen. But, I liked the vid. meh, not bad."
--> "Oh, and it's not like I don't respect your opinion, but i also have to disagree that anime openings are more creative than American intro songs for cartoons, in general. They both have a bunch of good, and not so good, intro themes. Some of my favorite theme songs for animated series are American, just like how some of my favorites are also anime openings."
--> "This is outstanding. Great editing and acting. Love the curtains."
--> "You suck! Why must you rip off WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic? Every time someone like [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd AVGN]] and [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic NC]] show up someone has to copy them!
--> "You Rock! I hope you're also going to do reviews, why not review this fine anime?
--> "I don't like you! You have a weird accent, and things that are different make me fell threatened.Why don't you act more like [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic the NC]]?
--> "LOL dude amv heaven is great but could you review this anime? I'll lose respect for you and tell the internet that you find boys interesting if you do not."
--> "You suck! You aren't creative enough to review an anime and I compensate for things outside of my control by putting people who caught a break down."
--> "[[{{Memes/Pokemon}} So, I heard you like mudkips?]]"
--> "Review an anime!"
--> "I HAET YOU! REVIEW AN AHNEEMAY!"
--> "I LUV YOU! REVIEW ANIME!"
--> "CONFORM!!!"
--> "YOU SUCK!!!"
--> "So I like your curtains..."

to:

--> "You -->"You play the worst AirGuitar I have ever seen. But, I liked the vid. meh, not bad."
-->
"\\
"Oh, and it's not like I don't respect your opinion, but i also have to disagree that anime openings are more creative than American intro songs for cartoons, in general. They both have a bunch of good, and not so good, intro themes. Some of my favorite theme songs for animated series are American, just like how some of my favorites are also anime openings."
-->
"\\
"This is outstanding. Great editing and acting. Love the curtains."
-->
"\\
"You suck! Why must you rip off WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic? Every time someone like [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd AVGN]] and [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic NC]] show up someone has to copy them!
-->
them!\\
"You Rock! I hope you're also going to do reviews, why not review this fine anime?
-->
anime?\\
"I don't like you! You have a weird accent, and things that are different make me fell threatened.Why don't you act more like [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic the NC]]?
-->
NC]]?"\\
"LOL dude amv heaven is great but could you review this anime? I'll lose respect for you and tell the internet that you find boys interesting if you do not."
-->
"\\
"You suck! You aren't creative enough to review an anime and I compensate for things outside of my control by putting people who caught a break down."
-->
"\\
"[[{{Memes/Pokemon}} So, I heard you like mudkips?]]"
-->
mudkips?]]"\\
"Review an anime!"
-->
anime!"\\
"I HAET YOU! REVIEW AN AHNEEMAY!"
-->
AHNEEMAY!"\\
"I LUV YOU! REVIEW ANIME!"
--> "CONFORM!!!"
-->
ANIME!"\\
"CONFORM!!!"\\
"YOU SUCK!!!"
-->
SUCK!!!"\\
"So I like your curtains..."



--->'''Frieza:''' You ruined everything, you Saiyan freakshow! How dare you meddle in my affairs!
--->'''Subtitle:''' WHAR'S MAH METAMUSIL!!?!?

to:

--->'''Frieza:''' You ruined everything, you Saiyan freakshow! How dare you meddle in my affairs!
--->'''Subtitle:'''
affairs!\\
'''Subtitle:'''
WHAR'S MAH METAMUSIL!!?!?



-->'''Suede''': Exposition is really lame, I'm bored out of my skull, heaven it's way too long my gosh, maybe I'll watch ''Anime/FinalFantasyTheSpiritsWithin''.
-->'''Suede''': ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII''! Answering the phone!

to:

-->'''Suede''': --->'''Suede:''' Exposition is really lame, I'm bored out of my skull, heaven it's way too long my gosh, maybe I'll watch ''Anime/FinalFantasyTheSpiritsWithin''.
-->'''Suede''': --->'''Suede:''' ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII''! Answering the phone!



-->'''Suede''': Then Kadaj gives the children a really whiny speech that pretty much goes like this: "I am eeeeevil! I want to destroy the world! Look at my leather! [[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow Don't dream it, be it!]] Religious subtext!"

to:

-->'''Suede''': --->'''Suede''': Then Kadaj gives the children a really whiny speech that pretty much goes like this: "I am eeeeevil! I want to destroy the world! Look at my leather! [[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow Don't dream it, be it!]] Religious subtext!"



-->'''Suede''': Dang Cloud is depressing! It must've been all that making out with [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII Squall]] during the KingdomHearts period. *shows a picture of Cloud dressed as a schoolgirl kissing Squall* ''This picture was too easy to come across!''

to:

-->'''Suede''': Dang --->'''Suede:''' Dang, Cloud is depressing! It must've been all that making out with [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII Squall]] during the KingdomHearts period. *shows ''(shows a picture of Cloud dressed as a schoolgirl kissing Squall* Squall)'' ''This picture was too easy to come across!''



--> "Well, Cloud found out in an earlier fight that the stuff actually comes off with water (which makes me wonder about the hygiene of these little kids) and he gathers all the kids to...
-->''*Cloud walks through a pool water over to one of the kids*'' "No..."
-->''*Cloud grabs one of the kids and brings him into the pool of water with him*'' "No they can't..."
-->''*Cloud cups water in his hands above the kid*'' "Oh, you have GOT to be..."
-->''*Ode to Joy plays as [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Cloud pours water over the kid's head]] with the message "RELIGION IS GOOD AND CLOUD IS JEEBUS" over the screen.*'' "For the love of! WHY, MOVIE, WHY!? You could have been cool, you know! You could have been a contender!"

to:

--> "Well, --->"Well, Cloud found out in an earlier fight that the stuff actually comes off with water (which makes me wonder about the hygiene of these little kids) and he gathers all the kids to...
-->''*Cloud
to...\\
''(Cloud
walks through a pool water over to one of the kids*'' kids)'' "No..."
-->''*Cloud
"\\
''(Cloud
grabs one of the kids and brings him into the pool of water with him*'' him)'' "No they can't..."
-->''*Cloud
"\\
''(Cloud
cups water in his hands above the kid*'' kid)'' "Oh, you have GOT to be..."
-->''*Ode
"\\
''(Ode
to Joy plays as [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Cloud pours water over the kid's head]] with the message "RELIGION IS GOOD AND CLOUD IS JEEBUS" over the screen.*'' screen)'' "For the love of! WHY, MOVIE, WHY!? You could have been cool, you know! You could have been a contender!"



-->'''Suede''': [[FridgeLogic Which didn't make sense;]] [[TheVoiceless Mr. Bean doesn't talk]].

to:

-->'''Suede''': --->'''Suede:''' [[FridgeLogic Which didn't make sense;]] [[TheVoiceless Mr. Bean doesn't talk]].



-->'''Suede-1:''' Who wrote the original comic that ''[[ComicBook/TheBigGuyAndRustyTheBoyRobot Big Guy and Rusty the Boy Robot]]'' was based on?
-->'''Suede-2:''' Ah...Creator/BrianMichaelBendis?
-->'''Suede-1:''' No.
-->'''Suede-2:''' Creator/JuddWinick?
-->'''Suede-1:''' No.
-->'''Suede-2:''' [[Creator/StanLee Stan Le--]]
-->'''Suede-1:''' Nuh-uh.
-->'''Suede-2:''' Ah, it's got to be [[ComicStrip/ThePhantom Lee]] [[ComicStrip/MandrakeTheMagician Falk]]--
-->'''Suede-1:''' Nooo.
-->'''Suede-2:''' Creator/CarlBarks?
-->'''Suede-1:''' Okay, now you're just being silly.
-->'''Linkara:''' (''bored'') It's FrankMiller.
-->'''Both Suedes:''' ''What?''
-->'''Linkara:''' It's FrankMiller.
-->'''Suede-1:''' Frank "Has a Thing for Castration" Miller?
-->'''Suede-2:''' Frank "[[Film/TheSpirit I'll Dissolve a Kitten in Acid if I Think it Looks Cool]]" Miller?
-->'''Linkara:''' (''laughing'') No, not ''that'' FrankMiller.
-->'''Suede-2:''' Not that FrankMiller?
-->'''Linkara:''' (''outraged'') ''Yes, that FrankMiller!''
-->'''Both Suedes:''' Woah, woah, sorry, yeah, just, sorry, ugh.
-->''{{beat}}''
-->'''Suede-2:''' So who'd you think it was?
-->'''Suede-1:''' Creator/AlanMoore.
-->''Suede-2 starts to take out his katana as Suede-1 protests''
-->'''Suede-1:''' Well he wrote ''TopTen''! He's all over the shelves! He'll write anything!
-->'''Suede:''' ''[[ComicBook/TheBigGuyAndRustyTheBoyRobot Big Guy and Rusty the Boy Robot]]''; even the title reminds you of anime. Created by Creator/NeilGaiman.
-->'''Linkara:''' (''annoyed'') It's FrankMiller.
-->'''Suede:''' Sorry!

to:

-->'''Suede-1:''' --->'''Suede-1:''' Who wrote the original comic that ''[[ComicBook/TheBigGuyAndRustyTheBoyRobot Big Guy and Rusty the Boy Robot]]'' was based on?
-->'''Suede-2:'''
on?\\
'''Suede-2:'''
Ah...Creator/BrianMichaelBendis?
-->'''Suede-1:''' No.
-->'''Suede-2:''' Creator/JuddWinick?
-->'''Suede-1:''' No.
-->'''Suede-2:'''
Creator/BrianMichaelBendis?\\
'''Suede-1:''' No.\\
'''Suede-2:''' Creator/JuddWinick?\\
'''Suede-1:''' No.\\
'''Suede-2:'''
[[Creator/StanLee Stan Le--]]
-->'''Suede-1:''' Nuh-uh.
-->'''Suede-2:'''
Le--]]\\
'''Suede-1:''' Nuh-uh.\\
'''Suede-2:'''
Ah, it's got to be [[ComicStrip/ThePhantom Lee]] [[ComicStrip/MandrakeTheMagician Falk]]--
-->'''Suede-1:''' Nooo.
-->'''Suede-2:''' Creator/CarlBarks?
-->'''Suede-1:'''
Falk]]--\\
'''Suede-1:''' Nooo.\\
'''Suede-2:''' Creator/CarlBarks?\\
'''Suede-1:'''
Okay, now you're just being silly.
-->'''Linkara:''' (''bored'')
silly.\\
'''Linkara:''' ''(bored)''
It's FrankMiller.
-->'''Both
Creator/FrankMiller.\\
'''Both
Suedes:''' ''What?''
-->'''Linkara:'''
''What?!''\\
'''Linkara:'''
It's FrankMiller.
-->'''Suede-1:'''
Creator/FrankMiller.\\
'''Suede-1:'''
Frank "Has a Thing for Castration" Miller?
-->'''Suede-2:'''
Miller?\\
'''Suede-2:'''
Frank "[[Film/TheSpirit I'll Dissolve a Kitten in Acid if I Think it Looks Cool]]" Miller?
-->'''Linkara:''' (''laughing'')
Miller?\\
'''Linkara:''' ''(laughing)''
No, not ''that'' FrankMiller.
-->'''Suede-2:'''
FrankMiller.\\
'''Suede-2:'''
Not that FrankMiller?
-->'''Linkara:''' (''outraged'')
FrankMiller?\\
'''Linkara:''' ''(outraged)''
''Yes, that FrankMiller!''
-->'''Both
FrankMiller!''\\
'''Both
Suedes:''' Woah, woah, sorry, yeah, just, sorry, ugh.
-->''{{beat}}''
-->'''Suede-2:'''
ugh.\\
''({{beat}})''\\
'''Suede-2:'''
So who'd you think it was?
-->'''Suede-1:''' Creator/AlanMoore.
-->''Suede-2
was?\\
'''Suede-1:''' Creator/AlanMoore.\\
''(Suede-2
starts to take out his katana as Suede-1 protests''
-->'''Suede-1:'''
protests)''\\
'''Suede-1:'''
Well he wrote ''TopTen''! He's all over the shelves! He'll write anything!
-->'''Suede:'''
anything!\\
'''Suede:'''
''[[ComicBook/TheBigGuyAndRustyTheBoyRobot Big Guy and Rusty the Boy Robot]]''; even the title reminds you of anime. Created by Creator/NeilGaiman.
-->'''Linkara:''' (''annoyed'')
Creator/NeilGaiman.\\
'''Linkara:''' ''(annoyed)''
It's FrankMiller.
-->'''Suede:'''
FrankMiller.\\
'''Suede:'''
Sorry!



-->'''Suede''': 90% of them happened after I joined this site.

to:

-->'''Suede''': --->'''Suede:''' 90% of them happened after I joined this site.



-->'''Suede''': I now want to watch an anime called ''Anime/PrincessTutu'' about ballet - after listening to Swedish pop music! *awful coughing commences with confused Suede checking himself* Pretty sure that was my macho.

to:

-->'''Suede''': -->'''Suede:''' I now want to watch an anime called ''Anime/PrincessTutu'' about ballet - after listening to Swedish pop music! *awful coughing commences with confused Suede checking himself* Pretty sure that was my macho.



-->'''[=JewWario=]:''' Hey guys! Man, these graphics are amazing!
-->'''Linkara and Suede:''' *Stunned silence*
-->'''[=JewWario=]:''' ... What? ''Don't you judge me''!

to:

-->'''[=JewWario=]:''' --->'''[=JewWario=]:''' Hey guys! Man, these graphics are amazing!
-->'''Linkara
amazing!\\
'''Linkara
and Suede:''' *Stunned silence*
-->'''[=JewWario=]:''' ...
''(stunned silence)''\\
'''[=JewWario=]:''' ...
What? ''Don't you judge me''!



-->'''Suede''': It's not a matter of judgement, [=JewWario=], it's a matter of my brain having to shift gears without a clutch.
-->'''Linkara''': I hurt myself in my confusion!
-->'''Suede''': Kindly remove part of one your x chromosomes and meet us back here, please.

to:

-->'''Suede''': ---->'''Suede:''' It's not a matter of judgement, [=JewWario=], it's a matter of my brain having to shift gears without a clutch.
-->'''Linkara''':
clutch.\\
'''Linkara:'''
I hurt myself in my confusion!
-->'''Suede''':
confusion!\\
'''Suede:'''
Kindly remove part of one your x chromosomes X-chromosomes and meet us back here, please.



-->'''[=JewWario=]:''' CLEAR!
-->'''Linkara:''' LIVE! DARN YOU, LIVE!
-->'''Suede:''' No, Pikachu, Electric isn't effective against rock! Get Squirtle... get Squirtle...

to:

-->'''[=JewWario=]:''' CLEAR!
-->'''Linkara:'''
--->'''[=JewWario=]:''' CLEAR!\\
'''Linkara:'''
LIVE! DARN YOU, LIVE!
-->'''Suede:'''
LIVE!\\
'''Suede:'''
No, Pikachu, Electric isn't effective against rock! Get Squirtle... get Squirtle...



-->'''Nurse Joy:''' Pokémon are not meant to fight. Not like this.
-->'''Linkara:''' **Crying fakely** Not like this.

to:

-->'''Nurse --->'''Nurse Joy:''' Pokémon are not meant to fight. Not like this.
-->'''Linkara:''' **Crying fakely**
this.\\
'''Linkara:''' ''(crying fakely)''
Not like this.



-->'''Suede:''' [[WhereDoesHeGetAllThoseWonderfulToys Who...is this guy?]]
-->'''Linkara:''' Why does he have a pneumatic chair that rises through his Sistine Chapel-sized ceiling into a flying Steampunk fortress of death?
-->'''Suede:''' OK, when did this character suddenly become amazing? I mean, sure it's goofy and over the top, but I just want to keep watching to know this guy's story. How'd he get this thing? Why does he want the birds?
-->'''Linkara:''' How does he keep his Doom-coptor afloat when the blades don't spin nearly fast enough?
-->'''Jew Wario:''' Maybe the propellers are just wind generators that power the anti-graviton or something.
-->'''Suede:''' That just raises further questions!

to:

-->'''Suede:''' --->'''Suede:''' [[WhereDoesHeGetAllThoseWonderfulToys Who...is this guy?]]
-->'''Linkara:'''
guy?]]\\
'''Linkara:'''
Why does he have a pneumatic chair that rises through his Sistine Chapel-sized ceiling into a flying Steampunk fortress of death?
-->'''Suede:'''
death?\\
'''Suede:'''
OK, when did this character suddenly become amazing? I mean, sure it's goofy and over the top, but I just want to keep watching to know this guy's story. How'd he get this thing? Why does he want the birds?
-->'''Linkara:'''
birds?\\
'''Linkara:'''
How does he keep his Doom-coptor afloat when the blades don't spin nearly fast enough?
-->'''Jew
enough?\\
'''Jew
Wario:''' Maybe the propellers are just wind generators that power the anti-graviton or something.
-->'''Suede:'''
something.\\
'''Suede:'''
That just raises further questions!



-->'''Suede & Linkara:''' Yes, Mr. Carmical!
-->'''Jew Wario:''' NOW CUT THAT OUT!

to:

-->'''Suede --->'''Suede & Linkara:''' Yes, Mr. Carmical!
-->'''Jew
Carmical!\\
'''Jew
Wario:''' NOW CUT THAT OUT!



-->'''Jew Wario:''' Yo dawg! I heard you like boats!
-->'''Suede:''' Boatception!

to:

-->'''Jew --->'''Jew Wario:''' Yo dawg! I heard you like boats!
-->'''Suede:'''
boats!\\
'''Suede:'''
Boatception!



--> '''[=JewWario=]:''' Cats are funny.

to:

--> '''[=JewWario=]:''' --->'''[=JewWario=]:''' Cats are funny.



-->'''Linkara''': (''As if about to start railing at his stupidity'') "Miyazaki. You're asking me if Creator/HayaoMiyazaki, the Creator/StevenSpielberg of anime, the highest grossing director in all of Japan, directed ''Pokémon 3''?
-->'''Suede''': ...Yes?
-->'''Linkara''': (''nonchalantly'') [[CaptainObvious No, he didn't do this one]].

to:

-->'''Linkara''': (''As -->'''Linkara:''' ''(as if about to start railing at his stupidity'') "Miyazaki.stupidity)'' Miyazaki. You're asking me if Creator/HayaoMiyazaki, the Creator/StevenSpielberg of anime, the highest grossing director in all of Japan, directed ''Pokémon 3''?
-->'''Suede''': ...'''Suede:''' ...Yes?
-->'''Linkara''': (''nonchalantly'') '''Linkara:''' ''(nonchalantly)'' [[CaptainObvious No, he didn't do this one]].



-->'''Linkara''': Seriously, she should have at least given us a better expression than mild surprise.

to:

-->'''Linkara''': --->'''Linkara:''' Seriously, she should have at least given us a better expression than mild surprise.



-->'''Suede''': Man, I need a copy of that book. Can I borrow yours, Linkara?
-->'''Linkara''': Sure, if you can beat me in a [[CallBack game of chess.]]
-->'''Suede''': Moving on.

to:

-->'''Suede''': --->'''Suede:''' Man, I need a copy of that book. Can I borrow yours, Linkara?
-->'''Linkara''':
Linkara?\\
'''Linkara:'''
Sure, if you can beat me in a [[CallBack game of chess.]]
-->'''Suede''':
]]\\
'''Suede:'''
Moving on.



-->'''[=JewWario=]''': If you'll excuse me, I need to go [[BrainBleach bleach my childhood.]]
-->'''Suede''': We're not even to the freaking opening titles yet. Oh wait, there they are.

to:

-->'''[=JewWario=]''': --->'''[=JewWario=]''': If you'll excuse me, I need to go [[BrainBleach bleach my childhood.]]
-->'''Suede''':
]]\\
'''Suede''':
We're not even to the freaking opening titles yet. Oh wait, there they are.



-->'''Linkara''': Mother of mercy, you're right!
-->'''Suede''': Well played, 4Kids.

to:

-->'''Linkara''': --->'''Linkara:''' Mother of mercy, you're right!
-->'''Suede''':
right!\\
'''Suede:'''
Well played, 4Kids.



-->'''Linkara''': ''(to Suede)'' [[SarcasmMode Oh yeah you're one to talk]], [[CallBack you Pokéshipper.]]

to:

-->'''Linkara''': --->'''Linkara''': ''(to Suede)'' [[SarcasmMode Oh yeah you're one to talk]], [[CallBack you Pokéshipper.]]



-->'''Suede (As Ash):''' [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS3E2TheCrystalEmpirePart2 Boy, this crystal empire sure has a lot of stairs...]]

to:

-->'''Suede --->'''Suede (As Ash):''' [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS3E2TheCrystalEmpirePart2 Boy, this crystal empire sure has a lot of stairs...]]



-->'''Professor Oak:''': It's the Unown! They have generated so much psychic energy that they're unable to control it!
-->'''Linkara:''' (''In Plinkett voice'') How do you know that? I said, ''how do you know that''?! Answer me, ''dang it''! Is it on your computer? What's that there on the screen? Is that the script?

to:

-->'''Professor Oak:''': --->'''Professor Oak:''' It's the Unown! They have generated so much psychic energy that they're unable to control it!
-->'''Linkara:''' (''In
it!\\
'''Linkara:''' ''(in
Plinkett voice'') voice)'' How do you know that? I said, ''how do you know that''?! Answer me, ''dang it''! Is it on your computer? What's that there on the screen? Is that the script?



-->'''Jew Wario:''' Hey, donít Just Run away! If the books [[PropheciesAreAlwaysRight prophesizing]] this, turn to the last page and figure out how this all ends!
-->'''Linkara:''' HmmÖ so the dark [[OurDragonsAreDifferent worm]] [[EldritchAbomination Giratina]] [[SealedEvilInACan rises from its eternal slumber]] and crushes the princessís bones before [[CosmicHorrorStory devouring the Earth]] and [[GoMadFromTheRevelation condemning its inhabitants to Endless insanity]]Ö [[MoodWhiplash Good to know!]]

to:

-->'''Jew --->'''Jew Wario:''' Hey, donít Just Run away! If the books [[PropheciesAreAlwaysRight prophesizing]] this, turn to the last page and figure out how this all ends!
-->'''Linkara:'''
ends!\\
'''Linkara:'''
HmmÖ so the dark [[OurDragonsAreDifferent worm]] [[EldritchAbomination Giratina]] [[SealedEvilInACan rises from its eternal slumber]] and crushes the princessís bones before [[CosmicHorrorStory devouring the Earth]] and [[GoMadFromTheRevelation condemning its inhabitants to Endless insanity]]Ö [[MoodWhiplash Good to know!]]



-->'''Suede''': BEHOLD! The ancestor of all Pokémon! The most diverse of all creatures on this planet! Able to change form at whim and second in overall stance only to those considered [[OlympusMons gods among 'Mon]]! Behold Mewtwo's folly! The being that singlehandedly destroyed one of the greatest threats to humanity ''ever unleashed''. (''clip of Mew mewing'') Aww!

to:

-->'''Suede''': --->'''Suede''': BEHOLD! The ancestor of all Pokémon! The most diverse of all creatures on this planet! Able to change form at whim and second in overall stance only to those considered [[OlympusMons gods among 'Mon]]! Behold Mewtwo's folly! The being that singlehandedly destroyed one of the greatest threats to humanity ''ever unleashed''. (''clip of Mew mewing'') Aww!



--> '''James:''' Go, electricity-absorbing wire!
--> '''Electricity-Absorbing Wire:''' Electricity-Ab''sorb''ing Wire!

to:

--> '''James:''' --->'''James:''' Go, electricity-absorbing wire!
-->
wire!\\
'''Electricity-Absorbing Wire:''' Electricity-Ab''sorb''ing Wire!



-->'''Suede''': ''[[UnusualEuphemism What the Farfetch'd?!?]]''

to:

-->'''Suede''': --->'''Suede''': ''[[UnusualEuphemism What the Farfetch'd?!?]]''
21st Aug '16 11:52:28 AM CJCroen1393
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** JO revealing that the guy on the boat who meets the group is named "Mr. White/White-San". He proceeds to make a ''Series/BreakingBad'' joke.
-->'''JO:''' (''as Mr. White with a picture of [[StealthPun Jessie of Team Rocket]] next to him'') Jessie! We need to cook!
21st Aug '16 11:45:44 AM CJCroen1393
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* A few from his riff on "Pikachu & Pichu":
** When a [[SeaMonster Gyarados]] erupts out of a river right next to what appears to be a tourboat:
-->'''Suede:''' (''as a tour guide'') And to your right you can see a screaming Hellbeast. Luckily he has decided in his infinite wisdom not to slaughter us today! (''[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight crowd "ooooh"s]]'')
** After the dubbers goof and have Voltorb use Electrode's cry, Suede decides that they might as well keep going from there and dubs over the other Pokemon's cries with unfitting ones that get increasingly more ridiculous. It culminates in [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Clefa]] talking like ''[[PhysicalGod Mewtwo]]''
-->'''Suede as Rattata:''' Raticate!\\
'''Suede as Bellsprout:''' Scyther!\\
'''Suede as Furret:''' Slooooow...!\\
'''Clefa:''' [[Anime/PokemonTheFirstMovie I WAS NOT BORN A POKEMON I WAS CREATED!]]
23rd Jul '16 4:46:29 PM nombretomado
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-->'''Suede-2:''' CarlBarks?

to:

-->'''Suede-2:''' CarlBarks?Creator/CarlBarks?
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