History Funny / TeamFourStarDBCember

-->'''Taka:''' Well, Namek... [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy So long, and thanks for all the]] [[CallBack frogs]].

-->'''Taka:''' It also sets a precedence, [[FranchiseOriginalSin for better or worse]], of how future battles would play out. [[SerialEscalation High level attacks. Advanced aerial fighting.]] [[BeamOWar Beam battles.]]\\

'''Taka''': ''*gasp*'' [[Manga/AttackOnTitan Eren]] [[WebVideo/AttackOnTitanAbridged Yeager?]]\\

-->'''Lani:''' [[VideoGame/DragonBallXenoverse2 "But the Big Gete Star allowed him to cheat low rankings!]] [[MemeticMutation How could this be?!"]]

-->'''Kirran:''' I'm taking time away from my busy schedule of building Gundam models and [[CrossesTheLineTwice violently whipping]] [[WebVideo/PokemonTheBridgedSeries 1]][[WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeries1KidsEntertainment Kids]] to talk to you guys about the villains of Super!\\

'''Kaiser:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Don't be a f]][[SoundEffectBleep **king]] [[HypocriticalHumor weeb, Lani.]]

'''Taka:''' [[RunningGag WEN]] [[Anime/DragonBallGT GENERAL RILLDO]]?

'''Kaiser:''' No, it's Monster Carrot! Points in favor: 1) look at his design! Shades, baller! Suit: red, purple, and baby-poop green! Nobody's cooler! 2) [[ForcedTransformation He can turn people into carrots!]] [[AndThatsTerrible That's terrifying!]] How can you beat him if you're a carrot? Overload him with vitamin A? Give him tooth decay with excess sugar? Unless yo name starts with a 'V' and ends with 'egito' get the f*ck outta here! 3) he's a mob boss! He'll put a hit on yo ass if he doesn't see to your demise himself! 4) he makes mochi on the moon. That's goddamn classy. Points against: nothing! Monster Carrot's the best! Now he's out to go make a million bunny babies and take over the world! [=DBCember=], OUT!

'''Kirran:''' ''[[VideoGame/DragonBallZDokkanBattle Dokkan]] [[TakeThat Battle.]]''

--->'''Kaiser:''' Girls, girls! Let's just come together as a family, [[Funny/TeamFourStarDragonBallGames and appreciate that one time]] [[CallBack Kirran had to fight Nail and Neiz for 45 minutes.]]

'''Kaiser:''' You mean about how she's a phenomenal voice actress who ''earned the role'', and '''y'all need to [[SuddenlyShouting BACK]] [[UnstoppableRage THE]] [[CurseCutShort FU-]]'''

-->'''Kirran:''' Maybe this year, we can finally get that [[UsefulNotes/Playstation3 PS3]] port!\\

** They point out how the original Ocean and Funimation dub had the technique pronounced as the "Kei-yo-ken" rather than "Kai-yo-ken" before eventually switching to the Japanese pronunciation, which is only more evident when they call the other Kais as "the Keis".

* There's also something pretty funny about Kaiser shamelessly plugging fans to buy ''Resurrection of F'' specifically because [[AscendedFanboy he voiced a character in it]].

'''Lani:''' But then [[SuddenlyShouting BROLY SHOWS UP AND F]][[SoundEffectBleep ***]][[SuddenlyShouting S IT ALL TO HELL!]]\\

* #20, "[[Anime/DragonBallSleepingPrincessInDevilsCastle Sleeping Princess in Devil's Castle]]", about a vampire. With [[WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged Taka]] onboard, you know what kind of referential jokes or even just the voice he'll bust out in the entry.

-->'''Kaiser:''' [[BerserkButton FUCK THIS MOVIE!]]

** Taka's explanation of Broly's convuluted backstory. He has a hard time [[SarcasmMode hiding his disdain]].

* Entry number 10 has ''Dragon Ball: Path to Power'' on the force of its animation beauty and unparalleled faithfulness to the original manga... with the exception of it using ''Dragon Ball GT'''s aesthetic, which Kaiser personally takes issue with (ie. using the series's ending theme, "Dan Dan Kokoro Hikareteku" instead of "Romantic Ageru Yo".)

* Number 7 is ''Resurrection F''. The moment [[OverlyLongName Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan]] (aka Blueper Saiyan) is on screen, Lani then repeats the name, [[MadnessMantra and doesn't stop]] [[OverlyLongGag until near the end of the entry]].

'''Taka:''' [[SuddenlyShouting YOU'RE RIGHT, HE'S A MOVIE VILLAIN POST]] ''[[Anime/DragonBallGT GT]]''!

* Number 11 is ''Dragon Ball: Advanced Adventure''.

--->'''Kirran:''' [[SuddenlyShouting YOU LIKE THIS BUT DON'T LIKE]] ''[[SuddenlyShouting SUPER DBZ]]''[[SuddenlyShouting ?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!]]

** Lani comparing Broly's Super Saiyan 3 hair to a pile of bananas from ''Franchise/DonkeyKong''.

--->'''Kirran:''' Maybe this year, we'll finally get that [[Anime/DragonBallYoSonGokuAndHisFriendsReturn Jump Super Anime Tour special]]!
--->'''Kaiser:''' Kirran, why must you hurt me like this?

* #4 is Kaio Ken:

---> '''Lani:''' A technique that could have been taught to Tien Shinhan, Yamcha, Piccolo, and Chiaotzu. That Goku could have taught Krillin or ''anybody''.

** Kaiser questioning the whole pure-hearted thing due to the amount of lives Goku took as a ''child'', which includes hunted animals, King Piccolo's children, King Piccolo himself and hundreds if not possibly ''thousands'' members of the Red Ribbon army.

--->'''Kirran:''' Gogeta rocks (the red hair) with the fusion vest, and this glitter aesthetic, and his fur! God! I just wanna fuck hi-

*** [[https://mobile.twitter.com/yourMoonstone/status/1340559208459153409 This reaction says it all]].

*** Naturally in the compilation video, they interupt the end by adding Super Saiyan 4 Gogeta's reveal with very high pitched screams of excitement in the background.

--->'''Mark:''' Hot off the mystical adventure of the Pilaf Saga, Goku decides to hunt down [[DirtyOldMan the old man who sexually harrassed a 16 year old girl]] to train under him like his grandpa did before.
** After the trio go down the many themes of the arc and how the characters are developed, Kaiser mentions [[JustHereForGodzilla what everyone's really here for.]]

** Yamcha being declared the OnlySaneMan for being the only one to recognize that Jackie Chun is really Master Roshi.

'''Lani:''' [[SuddenlyShouting HEROES IS GARBAGE AND SO ARE YOU!]]\\

* Entry number 10 has ''Dragon Ball: Path to Power'' on the force of its animation beauty and unparalleled faithfulness to the original manga... with the exception of it using ''Anime/DragonBallGT'''s aesthetic, which Kaiser personally takes issue with (ie. using ''GT'''s ending theme, "Dan Dan Kokoro Hikareteku" instead of "Romantic Ageru Yo".)