History Funny / TalesOfVesperia

** In the [[{{UsefulNotes/PlayStation3}} PS3]] and ''Definitive Edition'' versions, Patty punches him too.

-->'''Rita''': '''[[OhCrap Ready yourself!]]'''

* When the party confronts Barbos, he goes on a [[LargeHam scenery-chewing rant]] about how he'll TakeOverTheWorld, only for [[spoiler: Duke]] to take out his Blastia-powered superweapon... And Barbos, unexpectedly, ''sobering up from his ego trip'', recovering his poise, and even taking that loss in stride! Cue this gem from Raven:
--->'''Raven''': You know, he was so much easier to deal with when he was all drunk on power.

** A little later, Captain Niren (who's a good source of humor throughout the film) is "reprimanding" Yuri, Flynn, [[AlwaysIdenticalTwins Hisca, and Chastel]] for what happened in the bar (the incident above involving the Guild members). During the scene, Niren realizes he needs to bring an escort for a mission and wonders which of them he should take. He looks over at the twins simply says "the bigger one", which confuses Yuri since the twins are the exact same height. Apparently, [[FailedASpotCheck Yuri fails to notice]] that the only difference between Hisca and Chastel is that the latter [[BuxomIsBetter has a bigger chest than her sister]]. Even more amusing, just to make sure that the audience is aware of the difference, the scene immediately before the reprimanding scene has Flynn politely endure a bit of MarshmallowHell from Chastel as she was trying to patch him up.

* The waitressing sidequest. Just... everything about it. The costumes you get, for one, especially Karol's "Lunchlady" outfit, which becomes even funnier after you get Raven's and find out his was the first uniform they had made for a guy, meaning yes, Karol's ''is'' a girl's outfit. And from a gameplay standpoint, some of the orders can get downright ridiculous. [[LetsPlay/MasaeAnela One]] LetsPlay had a ''tiny girl'' order [[BigEater 16 Set Lunch B, 24 Ice Cream,]] [[UpToEleven 23 Fruit Cocktails, 23 Shrimp and 20 Chowder.]]

** Flynn and Patty's after victory skits in the [=PS3=]/''Definitive Edition'' version are just as funny. Flynn's turns into a childhood story which turns Flynn's HumbleHero status UpToEleven. Extra funny with Yuri briefly nigh perfectly imitating Flynn. Patty's, meanwhile, laments at the end about how she should have made all the opponents she beat join the new Siren's Fang.

* In order to get a particular key item, you need to fall through the traps in the second area of [=BF1=] in Baction to [=BF2=]. The first time you fall through, the current party laments the traps and realize this is why Baction is dark. Fall through two more times and Rita yells at Yuri, demanding to know how many times they have to fall through the traps before he's happy. Yuri retorts in what seems to be a clearly annoyed way that it's the fault of the narrow paths. Fed up, Rita makes them a lantern out of junk she found on the floor. The scene isn't voiced, but is still hilarious.

* That one infamous hidden artifact from Baction, the Magic Lantern. Yes, there's a very small window to get it. Yes, it's definitely missable. And yes, it counts towards the completion of the Collector's Book. And all it does is to better illuminate '''one''' room in the entire dungeon, the only one with crevices dotting the floor, and poor illumination masking them... Although very barely. The player acquires it by repeatedly falling through said pitfalls, up until Rita gets fed up and makes the item on the spot.[[note]][[LampshadeHanging Complete with Karol lampshading how that could be much more useful on an earlier dungeon with the same poor lighting gimmick]][[/note]] The situation all but states in plain terms how needing that lantern to go through a rather-easy trap is a MedalOfDishonor. [[spoiler:The item's usefulness is later subverted, when a sidequest requires the party to revisit this temple and explore a few pathways that were previously blocked off. Which, yes, include several more darkened rooms with pitfalls, making the Magic Lantern a very welcome help.]]

* In order to get a particular key item, you need to fall through the traps in the second area of [=BF1=] in Baction to [=BF2=]. The first time you fall through, the current party laments the traps and realise this is why Baction is dark. Fall through two more times and Rita yells at Yuri, demanding to know how many times they have to fall through the traps before he's happy. Yuri retorts in what seems to be a clearly annoyed way that it's the fault of the narrow paths. Fed up, Rita makes them a lantern out of junk she found on the floor. The scene isn't voiced, but is still hilarious.

* Getting all the swimsuits prompts Raven to have a swimsuit competition to rate them all, with Flynn disturbed that he's even doing it and [[CovertPervert accidentally almost agreeing]] about [[MsFanservice Judith]] getting two trillion points. When Yuri asks about the number of points Raven gave to every girl and Flynn tells him, Rita overhears Flynn and thinks ''he'' was the one who gave her ''[[{{Pettanko}} two points]]''.

* Getting all the swimsuits prompts Raven to have a swimsuit competition to rate them all, with Flynn disturbed that he's even doing it and [[CovertPervert accidentally almost agreeing]] about [[MsFanservice Judith]] getting two trillion points. When Yuri asks about the number of points Raven gave to every girl and Flynn tells him, Rita overhears Flynn and thinks ''he'' was the one who gave her ''[[{{Petanko}} two points]]''.

* The cutscenes of the Dog Map sidequest become borderline CrackFic the more you advance it. It starts as a competition between Repede and an old rival of his from back in Zaphias, a stray dog named Little Wolf, on who marks more territory than the other around the world... Except for the fact that they're both animals who don't speak any language comprehensible for humans, so it falls on Yuri to dub Repede's lines. And then Raven to dub for Little Wolf. And it gets more and more convoluted when other animal [=NPCs=] get involved, including ''[[OnlySaneWoman Rita, of all people,]]'' [[SubvertedTrope jumping on the chance to dub for a female cat!]]

* The cutscenes of the Dog Map sidequest become borderline CrackFic the more you advance it. It starts as a competition between Repede and an old rival of his from back in Zaphias, a stray dog named Little Wolf, on who marks more territory than the other around the world... Except for the fact that they're both animals who don't speak any language comprehensible for humans, so it falls on Yuri to dub Repede's lines. And then Raven to dub for Little Wolf. And it gets more and more convoluted when other animal [=NPCs=] get involved, including ''[[OnlySaneWoman Rita, of all people,]]'' [[[[SubvertedTrope jumping on the chance to dub for a female cat!]]

* The cutscenes of the Dog Map sidequest become borderline CrackFic the more you advance it. It starts as a competition between Repede and an old rival of his from back in Zaphias, a stray dog named Little Wolf, on who marks more territory than the other around the world... Except for the fact that they're both animals who don't speak any language comprehensible for humans, so it falls on Yuri to dub Repede's lines. And then Raven to dub for Little Wolf. And it gets more and more convoluted when other animal [=NPCs=] get involved, including ''[[StraightMan Rita, of all people]]'', jumping on the chance to dub for a female cat in Dahngrest!

* The cutscenes of the Dog Map sidequest become borderline CrackFic the more you advance it. It starts as a competition between Repede and an old rival of his from back in Zaphias, a stray dog named Little Wolf, on who marks more territory than the other around the world... Except for the fact that they're both animals who don't speak any language comprehensible for humans, so it falls on Yuri to dub Repede's lines. And then Raven to dub for Little Wolf. And it gets more and more convoluted when other animal NPCs get involved, including ''[[StraightMan Rita, of all people]]'', dubbing a female cat in Dahngrest!

-->'''Droite''': Ahhhh...

* That one infamous hidden artifact from Baction, the Magic Lantern. Yes, there's a very small window to get it. Yes, it's definitely missable. And yes, it counts towards the completion of the Collector's Book. And all it does is to better illuminate '''one''' room in the entire dungeon, the only one with crevices dotting the floor, and poor illumination masking them... Although very barely. The player acquires it by repeatedly falling through said pitfalls, up until Rita gets fed up and makes the item on the spot[[note]][[LampshadeHanging Complete with Karol lampshading how that could be much more useful on an earlier dungeon with the same poor lighting gimmick]][[/note]]. The situation all but states in plain terms how needing that lantern to go through a rather-easy trap is a MedalOfDishonor.