History Funny / TalesOfVesperia

19th Oct '17 9:09:11 PM Joshwoo70
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* In true VideoGame/TalesSeries fashion, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T54GXidLVtI the]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryMFT812Qow skits]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRUL-CwUiY4 can]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85fLsIXy_as be]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KM78ku8SlU quite]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq5YdI-UoBc humorous]]
** The skit that results when you have someone prepare [[https://youtu.be/i7hK66m915Y Sorbet in the ice fields]]. Or [[https://youtu.be/z6fyj7qJh58 noodles in the desert]].

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* In true VideoGame/TalesSeries fashion, [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T54GXidLVtI com/watch?v=VGGNQSgZSl8 the]] [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryMFT812Qow com/watch?v=R_9oArEbyuQ skits]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRUL-CwUiY4 can]] [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85fLsIXy_as com/watch?v=L6KsKa7BUMU be]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KM78ku8SlU quite]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq5YdI-UoBc humorous]]
** The skit that results when you have someone prepare [[https://youtu.be/i7hK66m915Y [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7hK66m915Y Sorbet in the ice fields]]. Or [[https://youtu.be/z6fyj7qJh58 [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6fyj7qJh58 noodles in the desert]].



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7p95ogCKSo Like Hell you are!]]

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7p95ogCKSo [[https://youtu.be/V2CileLePJo?t=10m44s Like Hell you are!]]
17th Oct '17 4:57:47 AM Joshwoo70
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** The skit that results when you have someone prepare [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssgsFiSjFxw Sorbet in the ice fields]]. Or [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c41G0Smh0ao noodles in the desert]].

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** The skit that results when you have someone prepare [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssgsFiSjFxw [[https://youtu.be/i7hK66m915Y Sorbet in the ice fields]]. Or [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c41G0Smh0ao [[https://youtu.be/z6fyj7qJh58 noodles in the desert]].



** The [[http://youtu.be/nDIrKbcImUc skit]] for getting Judith's waitress outfit, Glamorous Maid is easily one of the best, particularly Raven's reaction to Judith wondering if she should show more skin.
** However, I think [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2jhfMPvcnw Yuri's secret ingredient]] takes the [[strike:cake]] croquette here.
** Two words: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d59nP0rghQ8 "Manly Musk"]]

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** The [[http://youtu.be/nDIrKbcImUc [[https://youtu.be/pp0E6NtSFFw skit]] for getting Judith's waitress outfit, Glamorous Maid is easily one of the best, particularly Raven's reaction to Judith wondering if she should show more skin.
** However, I think [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2jhfMPvcnw [[https://youtu.be/5FD-Uic4OpY Yuri's secret ingredient]] takes the [[strike:cake]] croquette here.
** Two words: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d59nP0rghQ8 [[https://youtu.be/1cKaaIJl4LI "Manly Musk"]]



* "Prepare to die, Eggbear!", [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8xS6zNiH-s particularly Yuri's imitation of him]].

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* "Prepare "P-Prepare to die, Eggbear!", [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8xS6zNiH-s particularly Yuri's imitation of him]].



** Which could be a nod to Luke's skit in VideoGame/TalesOfTheAbyss, as they're both wearing towel-based outfits (Luke's is "Towel Boy" and Karol's is "Towel Fanatic"). Luke and Karol both claim someone else made them wear the outfit, nobody believes them, so they poke at the fourth wall to complain.

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** Which could be a nod to Luke's skit in VideoGame/TalesOfTheAbyss, as they're both wearing towel-based outfits (Luke's is "Towel Boy" and Karol's is "Towel Fanatic"). Luke and Karol both claim someone else made them wear the outfit, nobody believes them, so they [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall poke at the fourth wall to complain.complain]].
4th Oct '17 10:47:54 PM Joshwoo70
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---> '''Estelle''': Like my boobs could fill out that top! *gasps and runs away*
--->'''Yuri''': Hey, it's time to go! C'mon, [[PortmanteauCoupleName Ristelle]]!



-->'''Yuri:''' "Wow, Old Man, you're really making yourself at home in that get-up, aren't you?"
-->'''Raven: (enthused)''' "Oh yeah! Can you feel the macho energy? The manly musk waftin' from my physique? My fans across the world are gonna love this!"
-->'''Rita: (deadpan)''' "Idiot."
-->'''Raven: (to Rita)''' "Hey, Rita! Ya interested in becoming my fan? Whadda ya say?"
-->'''inches closer, Rita backs away disgusted'''

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-->'''Yuri:''' -->'''Yuri''': "Wow, Old Man, you're really making yourself at home in that get-up, aren't you?"
-->'''Raven: (enthused)''' -->'''Raven''': (''enthused'') "Oh yeah! Can you feel the macho energy? The manly musk waftin' from my physique? My fans across the world are gonna love this!"
-->'''Rita: (deadpan)''' -->'''Rita''': (''deadpan'') "Idiot."
-->'''Raven: (to Rita)''' -->'''Raven''': (''to Rita'') "Hey, Rita! Ya interested in becoming my fan? Whadda ya say?"
-->'''inches -->''inches closer, Rita backs away disgusted'''disgusted''



-->'''Rita: (repulsed)''' [[FanDisservice "Agh! That's gross! Get away from me!"]]
-->'''Rita: (to Repede)''' "Hey, dog, do something about him, would you?"
-->'''Repede guards Rita from Raven and barks'''
-->'''Raven: (unimpressed)''' "Hn. Seems it's time to put my macho energy to the ultimate test: taming the savage beast!!"
-->'''Repede growls, Rita/Yuri make 'wut?' face'''
-->'''Raven: ([[LargeHam dramatically]])''' "Gaze upon my manly physique, AND BE AWED!!"
-->'''Yuri: (deadpan)''' "Repede's male."

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-->'''Rita: (repulsed)''' -->'''Rita:''' (''repulsed'') [[FanDisservice "Agh! That's gross! Get away from me!"]]
-->'''Rita: (to Repede)''' -->'''Rita''': (''to Repede'') "Hey, dog, do something about him, would you?"
-->'''Repede -->''Repede guards Rita from Raven and barks'''
-->'''Raven: (unimpressed)'''
barks.''
-->'''Raven''': (''unimpressed'')
"Hn. Seems it's time to put my macho energy to the ultimate test: taming the savage beast!!"
-->'''Repede -->''Repede growls, Rita/Yuri make 'wut?' face'''
-->'''Raven: ([[LargeHam dramatically]])'''
makes 'what?' face''
-->'''Raven''': (''[[LargeHam dramatically]]'')
"Gaze upon my manly physique, AND BE AWED!!"
-->'''Yuri: (deadpan)''' -->'''Yuri''': (''deadpan'') "Repede's male."



--->'''Raven''': *in a Mortal-Kombat announcer-ish voice* ''''''SEXUALITEEEEEEH.''''''

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--->'''Raven''': *in a Mortal-Kombat announcer-ish voice* ''''''SEXUALITEEEEEEH.''''''SEXUALITY.''''''
30th Sep '17 10:47:34 PM Joshwoo70
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** Yuri overhears some Guild member boasting about how he ditched his client because the client annoyed him. Yuri starts a fight and Flynn tries to stay out of it until he gets punched. Flynn's usual calm demeanour vanishes in an instant as he charges into the fight.

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** Yuri overhears some Guild member boasting about how he ditched his client because the client annoyed him. Yuri starts a fight and Flynn tries to stay out of it until he gets punched. [[BewareTheNiceOnes Flynn's usual calm demeanour vanishes in an instant as he charges into the fight.fight]].
20th Sep '17 3:15:24 PM M3
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* Judy and Estelle can get LethalJokeWeapons in the form of the series-staple Deck Brush and a cat toy. Both of them can get new moves by using the item in question (paired with her waitressing outfit in Judy's case). Estelle's can replace her Burst Arte and she sings a little tune while playing with her Cat Teaser (and this attack can go on indefinitely), while Judy's either fully replaces an arte or has to be used immediately after a different one. The former can be extended and it has Judith smacking enemies first with the handle of the brush, then with the brush part (which can go on indefinitely) and the latter has her laugh and run across the battlefield like she's sweeping, which can, again, go on indefinitely. Time to clean up!

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* Judy and Estelle can get LethalJokeWeapons in the form of the series-staple Deck Brush and a cat toy. Both of them can get new moves by using the item in question (paired with her waitressing outfit in Judy's case). Estelle's can replace her Burst Arte and she sings a little tune while playing with her Cat Teaser (and this attack can go on indefinitely), while Judy's either fully replaces an arte or has to be used immediately after a different one. The former can be extended and it has Judith smacking enemies first with the handle of the brush, then with the brush part (which can go on indefinitely) and the latter has her laugh and run across the battlefield like she's sweeping, which can, again, go on indefinitely. Time to clean up!up!
* After [[spoiler: finally defeating Flynn]], Flynn and Yuri both lay on the floor. Yuri chuckles and calls Flynn a loser. It's the delivery of the line is what sells it.
16th Aug '17 4:15:40 AM Technicolourtardis
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* The MoodWhiplash of the Krityan Elder talking about a magic cucumber right after they look at [[spoiler: the history mural and learn about the Adephagos and how the Child/ren of the Full Moon died to stop it]]. It gets a BrickJoke later on [[spoiler: when you're tracking down a book for Nobis and instead find a stone slab about growing delicious cucumbers. Karol even mentions the conversation with the Elder previously]].

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* The MoodWhiplash of the Krityan Elder talking about a magic cucumber right after they look at [[spoiler: the history mural and learn about the Adephagos and how the Child/ren of the Full Moon died to stop it]]. It gets a BrickJoke later on [[spoiler: when you're tracking down a book for Nobis and instead find a stone slab about growing delicious cucumbers. Karol even mentions the conversation with the Elder previously]].previously]].
* Judy and Estelle can get LethalJokeWeapons in the form of the series-staple Deck Brush and a cat toy. Both of them can get new moves by using the item in question (paired with her waitressing outfit in Judy's case). Estelle's can replace her Burst Arte and she sings a little tune while playing with her Cat Teaser (and this attack can go on indefinitely), while Judy's either fully replaces an arte or has to be used immediately after a different one. The former can be extended and it has Judith smacking enemies first with the handle of the brush, then with the brush part (which can go on indefinitely) and the latter has her laugh and run across the battlefield like she's sweeping, which can, again, go on indefinitely. Time to clean up!
16th Aug '17 3:04:52 AM Technicolourtardis
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** Barbatos's '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis "NO... ITEMS... EVER!!!"]]''' Mystic Arte is hilarious when it's not, well, killing you (such as when you're level 200 and playing on Normal mode so he's doing ScratchDamage at best). However activate it while Estelle has Force Field up (by the Eternal Support oversight or by using the item in OL and casting Force Field immediately before or after using the item), and it gets even funnier because Estelle is simply ''standing there'' while Barbatos, himself a huge man almost twice her height, throws what looks like a tantrum because she deigned to use a Magic Lens. The same effect can be achieved with Repede's Gale Dog.



* The MoodWhiplash of the Krityan Elder talking about a magic cucumber right after they look at [[spoiler: the history mural and learn about the Adephagos and how the Child/ren of the Full Moon died to stop it]]. It gets a BrickJoke later on [[spoiler: when you're tracking down a book for Nobis and instead find a stone slab about growing delicious cucumbers. Karol even mentions the conversation with the Elder previously]].
* Barbatos's '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis "NO... ITEMS... EVER!!!"]]''' Mystic Arte is hilarious when it's not, well, killing you (such as when you're level 200 and playing on Normal mode so he's doing ScratchDamage at best). However activate it while Estelle has Force Field up (by the Eternal Support oversight or by using the item in OL and casting Force Field immediately before or after using the item), and it gets even funnier because Estelle is simply ''standing there'' while Barbatos, himself a huge man almost twice her height, throws what looks like a tantrum because she deigned to use a Magic Lens. The same effect can be achieved with Repede's Gale Dog.

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* The MoodWhiplash of the Krityan Elder talking about a magic cucumber right after they look at [[spoiler: the history mural and learn about the Adephagos and how the Child/ren of the Full Moon died to stop it]]. It gets a BrickJoke later on [[spoiler: when you're tracking down a book for Nobis and instead find a stone slab about growing delicious cucumbers. Karol even mentions the conversation with the Elder previously]].
* Barbatos's '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis "NO... ITEMS... EVER!!!"]]''' Mystic Arte is hilarious when it's not, well, killing you (such as when you're level 200 and playing on Normal mode so he's doing ScratchDamage at best). However activate it while Estelle has Force Field up (by the Eternal Support oversight or by using the item in OL and casting Force Field immediately before or after using the item), and it gets even funnier because Estelle is simply ''standing there'' while Barbatos, himself a huge man almost twice her height, throws what looks like a tantrum because she deigned to use a Magic Lens. The same effect can be achieved with Repede's Gale Dog.
previously]].
16th Aug '17 3:03:57 AM Technicolourtardis
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* The MoodWhiplash of the Krityan Elder talking about a magic cucumber right after they look at [[spoiler: the history mural and learn about the Adephagos and how the Child/ren of the Full Moon died to stop it]]. It gets a BrickJoke later on [[spoiler: when you're tracking down a book for Nobis and instead find a stone slab about growing delicious cucumbers. Karol even mentions the conversation with the Elder previously]].

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* The MoodWhiplash of the Krityan Elder talking about a magic cucumber right after they look at [[spoiler: the history mural and learn about the Adephagos and how the Child/ren of the Full Moon died to stop it]]. It gets a BrickJoke later on [[spoiler: when you're tracking down a book for Nobis and instead find a stone slab about growing delicious cucumbers. Karol even mentions the conversation with the Elder previously]].previously]].
* Barbatos's '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis "NO... ITEMS... EVER!!!"]]''' Mystic Arte is hilarious when it's not, well, killing you (such as when you're level 200 and playing on Normal mode so he's doing ScratchDamage at best). However activate it while Estelle has Force Field up (by the Eternal Support oversight or by using the item in OL and casting Force Field immediately before or after using the item), and it gets even funnier because Estelle is simply ''standing there'' while Barbatos, himself a huge man almost twice her height, throws what looks like a tantrum because she deigned to use a Magic Lens. The same effect can be achieved with Repede's Gale Dog.
6th Aug '17 12:17:39 AM Technicolourtardis
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** The Cooking skits in general are full of this. From Rita and Raven complaining about the food (she hates fish, he hates sweets), to Karol working really hard on ketchup pictures on omurice that even Rita appreciates, to Yuri's aforementioned croquettes skit with their "secret ingredient", to Rita threatening to put an unspecified "it" in the food if made to cook too many times in a row,. Also, Repede is one of your designated chefs, but he's a OneNoteCook. All he can make is dog food, and you can actually get two skits out of it- because the entire party feels neutrally towards it, you can also get one where the party complains about eating something so boring all the time. Judith will think Estelle is the chef, and prior to that, Estelle will call the food a staple.
6th Aug '17 12:07:24 AM Technicolourtardis
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* When you get the Sorcerer's Ring Lv. 3 on the Heracles, Rita is actually with you unlike when you got the Lv. 2 at Ghasfarost. She demands to see the ring, and Yuri obliges, but not without a playful remark when Rita takes his hand: "Aww, I've always wanted to hold hands with you, too, Rita". This statement actually makes Rita blush. She's careful to avoid this in the future when you get the other two upgrades, as she won't take Yuri's hand when she examines the ring. It's even funnier if she's wearing her waitress costume and you've seen the above mentioned skit, since it really ups the fact that ''Yuri is flirting with Rita'' (even if it's just for fun).

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* When you get the Sorcerer's Ring Lv. 3 on the Heracles, Rita is actually with you unlike when you got the Lv. 2 at Ghasfarost. She demands to see the ring, and Yuri obliges, but not without a playful remark when Rita takes his hand: "Aww, I've always wanted to hold hands with you, too, Rita". This statement actually makes Rita blush. She's careful to avoid this in the future when you get the other two upgrades, as she won't take Yuri's hand when she examines the ring. It's even funnier if she's wearing her waitress costume and you've seen the above mentioned skit, since it really ups the fact that ''Yuri is flirting with Rita'' (even if it's just for fun).fun).
* In order to get a particular key item, you need to fall through the traps in the second area of BF1 in Baction to BF2. The first time you fall through, the current party laments the traps and realise this is why Baction is dark. Fall through two more times and Rita yells at Yuri, demanding to know how many times they have to fall through the traps before he's happy. Yuri retorts in what seems to be a clearly annoyed way that it's the fault of the narrow paths. Fed up, Rita makes them a lantern out of junk she found on the floor. The scene isn't voiced, but is still hilarious.
* The MoodWhiplash of the Krityan Elder talking about a magic cucumber right after they look at [[spoiler: the history mural and learn about the Adephagos and how the Child/ren of the Full Moon died to stop it]]. It gets a BrickJoke later on [[spoiler: when you're tracking down a book for Nobis and instead find a stone slab about growing delicious cucumbers. Karol even mentions the conversation with the Elder previously]].
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