History Funny / TalesOFVesperia

* When the party confronts Barbos, he goes on a [[LargeHam scenery-chewing rant]] about how he'll TakeOverTheWorld, only for [[spoiler: Duke]] to take out his Blastia-powered weapon. Cue this gem from Raven:

* In order to get a particular key item, you need to fall through the traps in the second area of BF1 in Baction to BF2. The first time you fall through, the current party laments the traps and realise this is why Baction is dark. Fall through two more times and Rita yells at Yuri, demanding to know how many times they have to fall through the traps before he's happy. Yuri retorts in what seems to be a clearly annoyed way that it's the fault of the narrow paths. Fed up, Rita makes them a lantern out of junk she found on the floor. The scene isn't voiced, but is still hilarious.

* Judy and Estelle can get LethalJokeWeapons in the form of the series-staple Deck Brush and a cat toy. Both of them can get new moves by using the item in question (paired with her waitressing outfit in Judy's case). Estelle's can replace her Burst Arte and she sings a little tune while playing with her Cat Teaser (and this attack can go on indefinitely), while Judy's either fully replaces an arte or has to be used immediately after a different one. The former can be extended and it has Judith smacking enemies first with the handle of the brush, then with the brush part (which can go on indefinitely) and the latter has her laugh and run across the battlefield like she's sweeping, which can, again, go on indefinitely. Time to clean up!

-->'''Karol''': Flynn's cooking is either fine or gut-destroyingly bad. That yawning gap scares me.
-->'''Patty''': Meals are no time for a gamble like that.

** The Cooking skits in general are full of this. From Rita and Raven complaining about the food (she hates fish, he hates sweets), to Karol working really hard on ketchup pictures on omurice that even Rita appreciates, to Yuri's aforementioned croquettes skit with their "secret ingredient", to Rita threatening to put an unspecified "it" in the food if made to cook too many times in a row,. Also, Repede is one of your designated chefs, but he's a OneNoteCook. All he can make is dog food, and you can actually get two skits out of it- because the entire party feels neutrally towards it, you can also get one where the party complains about eating something so boring all the time. Judith will think Estelle is the chef, and prior to that, Estelle will call the food a staple.

* "Information: Karol gracefully declined the 'Little Shrimp Professor' title."

'''Estelle''': Oh, come on, Yuri, why are being so shy? Your face is turning red!\\

-->'''Yuri''': Down, boy. Down...

-->WHY...DO...WE...HAVE...TO...WEAR...HOODS...AND...COATS...WHILE...GAUCHE...AND...DROITE...WEAR...SHORT...SKIRTS...? WE...GET...SO...CLAMMY...AND...HOT...WE'RE...BURNING...UP...OUR...GOGGLES...ARE...STEAMING...UP...OH...WHAT...A...WORLD...

* Similar to the above, you get skits if you use characters enough in battle. Yuri's has him compared to an “energetic child” in regards to how he reacts in battle; Estelle's has her still improving her battle skills and missing the point of the advice Judith gives her; Karol's has Raven act as the stern father while Judith is the encouraging mother; Rita's reveals she's talking in her sleep, in fact ''casting'' in her sleep; Raven does his best to not tempt fate in regards to not dying in battle; Judith gets compared to a juggernaut and even runs off during the skit to see if there is another monster to fight; and Repede's has Yuri turn into an {{Adorkable}} proud parent and nearly telling the story of Repede beating Little Wolf only for the others to stop him. The [=PS3=] version includes Flynn's, which notes he's just as much of a battle maniac as Yuri and Judith, and Patty's, which is her going on about her telescope and then beating up Raven with it.

* Yuri and Karol talking about Estelle being a princess. Karol worries that he was rude without meaning to be to Estelle.

** In the [[{{UsefulNotes/PlayStation3}} PS3]] version Patty punches him too.
--->'''Patty''': I wanted a go too.

** Karol's also has the merit of the description of the outfit: "Hehehe.... I can get used to this... Huh? What am I saying?" which is both nice and hilarious if you picture him saying it. Also, furthermore, if you go and get his costume and he wasn't your pick to seduce the guard, it turns out the merchant made the outfit for Rita, who pawns it quickly off to Karol. It makes a degree of sense, since his hair is styled similar to Rita's int he outfit.

* During Overlimit characters interrupt themselves with artes such as

* "P-Prepare to die, Eggbear!", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8xS6zNiH-s particularly Yuri's imitation of him]].

** Flynn and Patty's after victory skits in the [=PS3=] version are just as funny. Flynn's turns into a childhood story which turns Flynn's HumbleHero status UpToEleven. Extra funny with Yuri briefly nigh perfectly imitating Flynn. Patty meanwhile laments at the end about how she should have made all the opponents she beat join the new Siren's Fang.

** The [=PS3=] version includes Patty's. Patty is about to cry about being useless until Yuri convinces her she is their "ace in the hole".

* When you are exploring the Manor of the Wicked, there is a room on the second floor where you can read a barely incomprehensible note on the wall left behind by the Leviathan's Claw {{Mooks}}. They complain about having to wear the same outfits with little variation, while Gauche and Droite don't have to at all and can wear unique dresses. It also reveals that the outfits the goons wear are not very comfortable on the body either. It can be a bit of a MoodWhiplash considering why you are in said manor, but the acknowledgment of the double standard is too good to ignore.

-->WHY...DO...WE...HAVE...TO...WEAR...HOODS...AND...COATS...WHILE...GAUCHE...AND...DROITE...WEAR...SHORT...SKIRTS...? WE...GET...SO...CLAMMY...AND...HOT...WE'RE...BURNING...UP...OUR...GOOGLES...ARE...STEAMING...UP...OH...WHAT...A...WORLD...

* When you are exploring the Manor of the Wicked, there is a room on the second floor where you can read a barely incomprehensible note on the wall left behind by the Leviathan's Claw {{Mooks}}. They complain about having to wear the same outfits with little variation, while Gauche and Droite don't have to at all and can wear unique dresses. It also reveals that the outfits the goons wear are not very comfortable on the body either. It can be a bit of a MoodWhiplash considering why you are in said manor, but the acknowledgment of the double standard is too good to ignore.

* When you are exploring the Manor of the Wicked, there is a room on the second floor where you can read a note on the wall that complaints about how the {{Mooks}} have to wear the same outfit, but Gauche and Droite don't have to at all. It can be a bit of a MoodWhiplash considering why you are in said manor, but the acknowledgment of the double standard is too good to ignore.

* You can also net some skits if you don't use a certain character in battle for a long, long time (I got one after Karol dipped below 10% usage). Yuri will haul Karol off for some TrainingFromHell in his. If you don't use Estelle, Judith AND Raven will tease her about Yuri. If you don't use Karol, you find out Karol has been finding cute girls for Raven to talk to. Not using Rita will get her to punch Karol and admit at the same time that punching Karol and Raven isn't a stress reliever for her. Raven will cheerfully admit he's fighting his own battles (against hunger and sleep), Judy will outright sulk, and Karol get's abused yet again, this time by a bored Repede.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAYFI24z4CQ Going meta,]] after the announcement of the dub version of the game, the US branch of Bandai Namco (or the recording studio) phoned in Creator/YuriLowenthal, fresh after voicing [[VideoGame/TalesOfTheAbyss the previous game's main lead Luke fon Fabre]], solely to apologize because had they know that Vesperia's lead was going to be named ''Yuri Lowell'', they would've called him in instead of Creator/TroyBaker.

* After [[spoiler: finally defeating Flynn]], Flynn and Yuri both lay on the floor. Yuri chuckles and calls Flynn a loser. It's the delivery of the line is what sells it.

** Flynn and Patty's after victory skits in the PS3 version are just as funny. Flynn's turns into a childhood story which turns Flynn's HumbleHero status UpToEleven. Extra funny with Yuri briefly nigh perfectly imitating Flynn. Patty meanwhile laments at the end about how she should have made all the opponents she beat join the new Siren's Fang.

** The PS3 version includes Patty's. Patty is about to cry about being useless until Yuri convinces her she is their "ace in the hole".
* Similar to the above, you get skits if you use characters enough in battle. Yuri's has him compared to an “energetic child” in regards to how he reacts in battle; Estelle's has her still improving her battle skills and missing the point of the advice Judith gives her; Karol's has Raven act as the stern father while Judith is the encouraging mother; Rita's reveals she's talking in her sleep, in fact ''casting'' in her sleep; Raven does his best to not tempt fate in regards to not dying in battle; Judith gets compared to a juggernaut and even runs off during the skit to see if there is another monster to fight; and Repede's has Yuri turn into an {{Adorkable}} proud parent and nearly telling the story of Repede beating Little Wolf only for the others to stop him. The PS3 version includes Flynn's, which notes he's just as much of a battle maniac as Yuri and Judith, and Patty's, which is her going on about her telescope and then beating up Raven with it.

* In true VideoGame/TalesSeries fashion, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T54GXidLVtI the]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryMFT812Qow skits]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRUL-CwUiY4 can]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85fLsIXy_as be]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KM78ku8SlU quite]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq5YdI-UoBc humorous]]
** The skit that results when you have someone prepare [[https://youtu.be/i7hK66m915Y Sorbet in the ice fields]]. Or [[https://youtu.be/z6fyj7qJh58 noodles in the desert]].

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7p95ogCKSo Like Hell you are!]]

** The skit that results when you have someone prepare [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssgsFiSjFxw Sorbet in the ice fields]]. Or [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c41G0Smh0ao noodles in the desert]].

** The [[http://youtu.be/nDIrKbcImUc skit]] for getting Judith's waitress outfit, Glamorous Maid is easily one of the best, particularly Raven's reaction to Judith wondering if she should show more skin.
** However, I think [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2jhfMPvcnw Yuri's secret ingredient]] takes the [[strike:cake]] croquette here.
** Two words: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d59nP0rghQ8 "Manly Musk"]]

* "Prepare to die, Eggbear!", [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8xS6zNiH-s particularly Yuri's imitation of him]].

** Which could be a nod to Luke's skit in VideoGame/TalesOfTheAbyss, as they're both wearing towel-based outfits (Luke's is "Towel Boy" and Karol's is "Towel Fanatic"). Luke and Karol both claim someone else made them wear the outfit, nobody believes them, so they poke at the fourth wall to complain.

---> '''Estelle''': Like my boobs could fill out that top! *gasps and runs away*
--->'''Yuri''': Hey, it's time to go! C'mon, [[PortmanteauCoupleName Ristelle]]!

-->'''Yuri:''' "Wow, Old Man, you're really making yourself at home in that get-up, aren't you?"
-->'''Raven: (enthused)''' "Oh yeah! Can you feel the macho energy? The manly musk waftin' from my physique? My fans across the world are gonna love this!"
-->'''Rita: (deadpan)''' "Idiot."
-->'''Raven: (to Rita)''' "Hey, Rita! Ya interested in becoming my fan? Whadda ya say?"
-->'''inches closer, Rita backs away disgusted'''

-->'''Rita: (repulsed)''' [[FanDisservice "Agh! That's gross! Get away from me!"]]
-->'''Rita: (to Repede)''' "Hey, dog, do something about him, would you?"
-->'''Repede guards Rita from Raven and barks'''
-->'''Raven: (unimpressed)''' "Hn. Seems it's time to put my macho energy to the ultimate test: taming the savage beast!!"
-->'''Repede growls, Rita/Yuri make 'wut?' face'''
-->'''Raven: ([[LargeHam dramatically]])''' "Gaze upon my manly physique, AND BE AWED!!"
-->'''Yuri: (deadpan)''' "Repede's male."

--->'''Raven''': *in a Mortal-Kombat announcer-ish voice* ''''''SEXUALITEEEEEEH.''''''

** Yuri overhears some Guild member boasting about how he ditched his client because the client annoyed him. Yuri starts a fight and Flynn tries to stay out of it until he gets punched. Flynn's usual calm demeanour vanishes in an instant as he charges into the fight.

* Judy and Estelle can get LethalJokeWeapons in the form of the series-staple Deck Brush and a cat toy. Both of them can get new moves by using the item in question (paired with her waitressing outfit in Judy's case). Estelle's can replace her Burst Arte and she sings a little tune while playing with her Cat Teaser (and this attack can go on indefinitely), while Judy's either fully replaces an arte or has to be used immediately after a different one. The former can be extended and it has Judith smacking enemies first with the handle of the brush, then with the brush part (which can go on indefinitely) and the latter has her laugh and run across the battlefield like she's sweeping, which can, again, go on indefinitely. Time to clean up!

* The MoodWhiplash of the Krityan Elder talking about a magic cucumber right after they look at [[spoiler: the history mural and learn about the Adephagos and how the Child/ren of the Full Moon died to stop it]]. It gets a BrickJoke later on [[spoiler: when you're tracking down a book for Nobis and instead find a stone slab about growing delicious cucumbers. Karol even mentions the conversation with the Elder previously]].

* The MoodWhiplash of the Krityan Elder talking about a magic cucumber right after they look at [[spoiler: the history mural and learn about the Adephagos and how the Child/ren of the Full Moon died to stop it]]. It gets a BrickJoke later on [[spoiler: when you're tracking down a book for Nobis and instead find a stone slab about growing delicious cucumbers. Karol even mentions the conversation with the Elder previously]].
* Barbatos's '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis "NO... ITEMS... EVER!!!"]]''' Mystic Arte is hilarious when it's not, well, killing you (such as when you're level 200 and playing on Normal mode so he's doing ScratchDamage at best). However activate it while Estelle has Force Field up (by the Eternal Support oversight or by using the item in OL and casting Force Field immediately before or after using the item), and it gets even funnier because Estelle is simply ''standing there'' while Barbatos, himself a huge man almost twice her height, throws what looks like a tantrum because she deigned to use a Magic Lens. The same effect can be achieved with Repede's Gale Dog.

* The MoodWhiplash of the Krityan Elder talking about a magic cucumber right after they look at [[spoiler: the history mural and learn about the Adephagos and how the Child/ren of the Full Moon died to stop it]]. It gets a BrickJoke later on [[spoiler: when you're tracking down a book for Nobis and instead find a stone slab about growing delicious cucumbers. Karol even mentions the conversation with the Elder previously]].