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* Taco-Man pulls a "Reverse Weegee", transferring his facial features to [[VideoGame/MarioIsMissing Weegee]].
* Taco-Man pulls a "Reverse Weegee", transferring his facial features to [[VideoGame/MarioIsMissing Weegee]].
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* Taco-Man
* Taco-Man's commercial for the Sega CD, featuring [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy Krueger]] in place of the Black Guy.
-->'''Freddy:''' "[[Film/FreddysDeadTheFinalNightmare Now I'm playing with power!]]"
* When the Website/YouTube lawyer censors Taco-Man, he tells him that [=YouTube's=] new policy does not allow monetization of videos with inappropriate language, nor does it allow political statements. Taco-Man asks him what he can do, and the lawyer tells him all he can do is smile. He then tells him that he cannot use bad language, sexual jokes, drug promotion, or sensitive comments. Taco-Man tells the Lawyer he just described everything that he uses in his show.
* Throughout the review, Taco-Man constantly compares Willy Beamish to [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bart Simpson]]. At one point in the review, during the cutscene where Willy skateboards home, Taco-Man plays clips of Bart doing the exact same thing from ''The Simpsons''' opening credits.
* This exchange when Taco-Man tries to sneak past the janitor:
-->'''Janitor:''' "Hey, Beamish! What are you doing out here in the hall?"\\
'''Taco-Man:''' "YourMom!"\\
'''[=YouTube=] Lawyer:''' "Offensive!"
* During the scene where Willy pushes Brianna off the swings too high, the [=YouTube=] Lawyer tells Taco-Man that he cannot show that scene in his review because it is too violent. Taco-Man asks him if he wants him to push Brianna gently, and the lawyer tells him yes, because it's wholesome family entertainment, which is what [=YouTube=] is all about. The Lawyer then shows [=YouTube's=] top subscribed channels, [[HypocriticalHumor many of which are clearly not aimed at general audiences]], and tells the viewers to ignore them.
* Towards the end of the review, when both the Nintendo and [=YouTube=] Lawyers make it harder for Taco-Man to make new videos, Taco-Man decides to close down his [=YouTube=] account. The [=YouTube=] Lawyer, [[PragmaticVillainy realizing that he and the Nintendo Lawyer won't get the money they need, automatically approves the video for monetization]]. The Nintendo Lawyer isn't one to give up so easily, though, so Taco-Man scares him away just by saying, "Playstation!".
* This exchange when Taco-Man beats the game:
-->'''Willy:''' "We made it! I don't believe it! We won! [[SequelHook Make sure you look for my further adventures!]]"\\
'''Taco-Man:''' "[[StillbornFranchise And a sequel was never made...]] thankfully."\\
(''The sound of ChirpingCrickets can be heard.'')\\
'''Taco-Man:''' "Oh, right. [[SelfDeprecation Nobody's watching]]. [[SoundEffectBleep F*Bleep*]] me!"
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* Taco-Man and his crew encounter Kaepora Gaebora, who tells them a really long and aimless story. Worse, after it finishes, Taco-Man accidentally tells Kaepora Gaebora that he'd like to hear it again.
* Right before Taco-Man and his crew reaches Ganondorf's lair, the moon from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask'' (albeit with a trollface) falls on them, [[GroundhogDayLoop sending them back to where and when they started]].
* Princess Zelda accidentally shatters the Triforce. As she picks up the pieces, she asks someone to get the superglue. Link opens a treasure chest to reveal a glowing tube of superglue, and proudly holds it aloft, to the accompaniment of the sound that plays whenever he acquires an important item in a ''Zelda'' game. An impatient Zelda grabs the glue and mutters that Link always acts so dramatic.
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%%[[folder:Donkey Kong]]
* Taco-Man and his crew encounter Kaepora Gaebora, who tells them a really long and aimless story. Worse, after it finishes, Taco-Man accidentally tells Kaepora Gaebora that he'd like to hear it again.
* Right before Taco-Man and his crew reaches Ganondorf's lair, the moon from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask'' (albeit with a trollface) falls on them, [[GroundhogDayLoop sending them back to where and when they started]].
* Princess Zelda accidentally shatters the Triforce. As she picks up the pieces, she asks someone to get the superglue. Link opens a treasure chest to reveal a glowing tube of superglue, and proudly holds it aloft, to the accompaniment of the sound that plays whenever he acquires an important item in a ''Zelda'' game. An impatient Zelda grabs the glue and mutters that Link always acts so dramatic.
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* Taco-Man and his crew encounter Kaepora Gaebora, who tells them a really long and aimless story. Worse, after it finishes, Taco-Man accidentally tells Kaepora Gaebora that he'd like to hear it again.
* Right before Taco-Man and his crew reaches Ganondorf's lair, the moon from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask'' (albeit with a trollface) falls on them, [[GroundhogDayLoop sending them back to where and when they started]].
* Princess Zelda accidentally shatters the Triforce. As she picks up the pieces, she asks someone to get the superglue. Link opens a treasure chest to reveal a glowing tube of superglue, and proudly holds it aloft, to the accompaniment of the sound that plays whenever he acquires an important item in a ''Zelda'' game. An impatient Zelda grabs the glue and mutters that Link always acts so dramatic.
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* How Princess Polygon manages to release Taco-Man and Dig Dude from Virtual Boy.
* How Princess Polygon manages to release Taco-Man and Dig Dude from Virtual Boy.
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* Taco-Man and his crew encounter Kaepora Gaebora, who tells them a really long and aimless story. Worse, after it finishes, Taco-Man accidentally tells Kaepora Gaebora that he'd like to hear it again.
* Right before Taco-Man and his crew reaches Ganondorf's lair, the moon from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask'' (albeit with a trollface) falls on them, [[GroundhogDayLoop sending them back to where and when they started]].
* Princess Zelda accidentally shatters the Triforce. As she picks up the pieces, she asks someone to get the superglue. Link opens a treasure chest to reveal a glowing tube of superglue, and proudly holds it aloft, to the accompaniment of the sound that plays whenever he acquires an important item in a ''Zelda'' game. An impatient Zelda grabs the glue and mutters that Link always acts so dramatic.
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* How Princess Polygon manages to release Taco-Man and Dig Dude from Virtual Boy.
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* Taco-Man and his crew encounter Kaepora Gaebora, who tells them a really long and aimless story. Worse, after it finishes, Taco-Man accidentally tells Kaepora Gaebora that he'd like to hear it again.
* Right before Taco-Man and his crew reaches Ganondorf's lair, the moon from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask'' (albeit with a trollface) falls on them, [[GroundhogDayLoop sending them back to where and when they started]].
* Princess Zelda accidentally shatters the Triforce. As she picks up the pieces, she asks someone to get the superglue. Link opens a treasure chest to reveal a glowing tube of superglue, and proudly holds it aloft, to the accompaniment of the sound that plays whenever he acquires an important item in a ''Zelda'' game. An impatient Zelda grabs the glue and mutters that Link always acts so dramatic.
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* How Princess Polygon manages to release Taco-Man and Dig Dude from Virtual Boy.
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* Taco-Man's reaction to the lighting at the beginning of the game is priceless. Also, his reaction to the gardener attacking is also priceless.
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* Taco-Man's reaction to the lighting lightning at the beginning of the game is priceless. Also, his reaction to the gardener attacking is also priceless.
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* Taco-Man interacting with the [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Funny Background Events]]. His reaction to the [[StuffBlowingUp exploding apples]] takes the cake.
* This exchange when he reaches the fish pond:
-->'''Taco-Man''' "Here, we can witness the true power of the 3DO. I mean, just look at all these onscreen fish!"
* At the Toy Store:
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "While here, let me introduce you to quite possibly the most annoying characters in a video game, ever!"
-->'''Dog:''' "I want to tell a riddle!"
-->'''Cat:''' "No, I want to!"
-->'''Duck:''' "My turn!"
-->'''Rabbit:''' "No, me first!"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Dear God! Will someone just tell the damn joke already?"
-->'''Dog:''' "Well, somebody's got to be first. Who's it gonna be?"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Um, I'll pick the WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck rip-off."
-->'''Duck:''' "Okay, listen very carefully; What's black and white and has sixteen wheels?"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "YourMom."
* Taco-Man's reaction to the so-called "Parade" at the end of the game.
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[[folder:Atari Karts]]
* Taco-Man's comment on the [[SoundtrackDissonance unfitting sad music]] from the Results screen:
-->'''Taco-Man''': "Tonight, on a very special episode of ''Atari Karts'', Bentley Bear finds out he has AIDS."
** The same music is used for Bentley Bear's obituary picture, with the following text underneath:
-->Bently Bear
-->1995[[note]]Bently's [[VideoGame/CrystalCastles debut game]] was released in 1983[[/note]]-1996
-->You will not be missed.
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%%[[folder:Ghosts n' Goblins]]
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[[folder:Mad Dog McCree]]
* While saying the title, Taco-Man spins rapidly in circles as he says the last word for several seconds. When he does it again, he [[VomitDiscretionShot vomits off-screen afterwards]].
* When he meets the lady in the first segment of ''Mad Dog [=McCree=]'', this dialogue happens:
-->'''Lady:''' He's the mayor. *giggles*
-->'''Taco-Man:''' And you're drunk!
* The lady suggests to Taco Man that he try some "Target Practice". His response is to aim the pointer at the lady's breasts.
* [[MostAnnoyingSound OHOHO YOU MISSED THAT ONE, TRY ANOTHER!]]
* Taco-Man's reaction to the AnticlimaxBoss.
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* The opening disclaimer:
--> ''Taco-Man doesn't care if someone already played this game, nor does he care if you this series is a rip-off. If you want to see a real rip-off, go watch WebVideo/TheIrateGamer. Kidding!! I love you? Hey [[TheAngryVideoGameNerd Nerd]], Taco-Man has a complete, working [[UsefulNotes/AtariJaguar Jaguar CD]]. :)''
* Taco-Man finds a store early on in the game. Since he has only two Rupees, this happens:
-->'''Taco-Man''': Nuh I don't have any money...
-->'''Shopkeeper''': Then get the fuck out!
-->'''Taco-Man''': Ooh-Kay then.
* When Taco-Man wins the game, this text appears:
--> ''Thanks Link! Now, let's put on funny hats![[note]]The Triforces Link and Zelda hold up are the "hats"[[/note]]
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* Taco-Man's message after he "beats" the game:
-->THANK YOU TACO-MAN!
-->[[BlatantLies THIS IS THE CASTLE YOUR PRINCESS]]
-->[[BlatantLies IS IN, ACTUALLY.]] YOU ARE THE
-->GREATEST VIDEO GAME PLAYER
-->THAT EVER LIVED.
-->[[TakeThat SO MUCH BETTER THAN]] [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd THAT NERD]].
-->I MEAN - YOU HAVE A WORKING
-->[[UsefulNotes/AtariJaguar JAGUAR CD]] FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
-->DON'T BE UPSET THAT THE NERD
-->PLAYED 'PLUMBERS DON'T WEAR
-->TIES' ON THE 3DO.
-->I KNOW THAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
-->CONSOLE TO DO, BUT, IF YOU
-->WERE TO PLAY THAT GAME,
-->[[TakeThatAudience NOBODY WOULD COMPLAIN]] OR
-->MAKE COMPARISONS.
-->RIGHT GUYS? RIGHT?!
** This message becomes HilariousInHindsight when the AVGN actually did get a working Jaguar CD and
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* Taco-Man's WesternAnimation/BugsBunny impression when he [[spoiler:traps Kelly]], complete with SoundtrackDissonance caused by overly-cartoony music.[[/folder]]
[[folder:Barbie]]
* Taco-Man wonders how the game would be with some "excitement added"
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[[folder:Putt Putt Joins the Parade]]
* Taco-Man interacting with the [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Funny Background Events]]. His reaction to the [[StuffBlowingUp exploding apples]] takes the cake.
* This exchange when he reaches the fish pond:
-->'''Taco-Man''' "Here, we can witness the true power of the 3DO. I mean, just look at all these onscreen fish!"
* At the Toy Store:
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "While here, let me introduce you to quite possibly the most annoying characters in a video game, ever!"
-->'''Dog:''' "I want to tell a riddle!"
-->'''Cat:''' "No, I want to!"
-->'''Duck:''' "My turn!"
-->'''Rabbit:''' "No, me first!"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Dear God! Will someone just tell the damn joke already?"
-->'''Dog:''' "Well, somebody's got to be first. Who's it gonna be?"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Um, I'll pick the WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck rip-off."
-->'''Duck:''' "Okay, listen very carefully; What's black and white and has sixteen wheels?"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "YourMom."
* Taco-Man's reaction to the so-called "Parade" at the end of the game.
* Taco-Man interacting with the [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Funny Background Events]]. His reaction to the [[StuffBlowingUp exploding apples]] takes the cake.
* This exchange when he reaches the fish pond:
-->'''Taco-Man''' "Here, we can witness the true power of the 3DO. I mean, just look at all these onscreen fish!"
* At the Toy Store:
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "While here, let me introduce you to quite possibly the most annoying characters in a video game, ever!"
-->'''Dog:''' "I want to tell a riddle!"
-->'''Cat:''' "No, I want to!"
-->'''Duck:''' "My turn!"
-->'''Rabbit:''' "No, me first!"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Dear God! Will someone just tell the damn joke already?"
-->'''Dog:''' "Well, somebody's got to be first. Who's it gonna be?"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Um, I'll pick the WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck rip-off."
-->'''Duck:''' "Okay, listen very carefully; What's black and white and has sixteen wheels?"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "YourMom."
* Taco-Man's reaction to the so-called "Parade" at the end of the game.
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[[folder:Mickey Mousecapade]]
* When Taco-Man
* This exchange when he reaches the fish pond:
-->'''Taco-Man''' "Here, we can witness the true power of the 3DO. I mean, just look at all these onscreen fish!"
* At the Toy Store:
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "While here, let me introduce you to quite possibly the most annoying characters in a video game, ever!"
-->'''Dog:'''
-->'''Taco-Man''': "I
-->'''Cat:''' "No,
-->'''Mickey''': "I wish I
-->'''Duck:''' "My turn!"
-->'''Rabbit:''' "No, me first!"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Dear God! Will someone just tell the damn joke already?"
-->'''Dog:''' "Well, somebody's got to be first. Who's it gonna be?"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Um, I'll pick the WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck rip-off."
-->'''Duck:''' "Okay, listen very carefully; What's black and white and has sixteen wheels?"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "YourMom."
* Taco-Man's reaction to the so-called "Parade" at the end of the game.
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*
-->'''Taco-Man mimicking Omochao''': "To use the springboard, jump on the springboard! To fly through the air after jumping on the springboard, just do nothing!"
* As a call back to the ''Taco-Man: The Game Master'' episode, "Sonic the Lamehog", Taco-Man mentions the cocaine he gave Sonic must have helped his performance.
* Taco-Man questioning why the characters have big hands and wonders what would happen if he had big hands. The very next scene, he has hands so large, they make him lose his balance.
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-->'''Taco-Man:''' So Sonic wakes up in... Nintendo Wii World? Isn't this where the ''Mario Kart Wii'' opening was set, too?
-->''(Mario and Luigi[[labelnote:*]]through footage edited from the aforementioned opening[[/labelnote]] race around Sonic)''
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-->'''Sonic''': "Eh, no stranger than [[VideoGame/SonicAndTheSecretRings rescuing genies in magic books]] or [[VideoGame/SonicColors saving aliens in an interstellar amusement park]]."
-->'''Taco-Man''': "Hey, making fun of your crappy games is ''my'' job, Sonic!"
*
--> '''Amy:''' "You saved me, Sonic. I was afraid I'd never be able to flirt with you again!"
--> '''Taco-Man mimicking Sonic''': "Doesn't she know I'm gay by now? Get a clue, woman!"
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[[folder:Atari Karts]]
* Taco-Man's comment on the [[SoundtrackDissonance unfitting sad music]] from the Results screen:
-->'''Taco-Man''': "Tonight, on a very special episode of ''Atari Karts'', Bentley Bear finds out he has AIDS."
** The same music is used for Bentley Bear's obituary picture, with the following text underneath:
-->Bently Bear
-->1995[[note]]Bently's [[VideoGame/CrystalCastles debut game]] was released in 1983[[/note]]-1996
-->You will not be missed.
* Taco-Man's comment on the [[SoundtrackDissonance unfitting sad music]] from the Results screen:
-->'''Taco-Man''': "Tonight, on a very special episode of ''Atari Karts'', Bentley Bear finds out he has AIDS."
** The same music is used for Bentley Bear's obituary picture, with the following text underneath:
-->Bently Bear
-->1995[[note]]Bently's [[VideoGame/CrystalCastles debut game]] was released in 1983[[/note]]-1996
-->You will not be missed.
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*
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Oh, God, am I dead? Why is the screen flipping out? Is this blast processing?"
-->(Bubsy survives the water slide)
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Oh my God, he's not dead! He's not dead! Wait, why am I happy about that?"
* After hearing Bubsy's annoying catchphrase for the umpteenth time:
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "If I hear that one more time I'm gonna punch a baby!"
-->(Taco-Man loses another life)
-->'''Bubsy''': "What could possibly go wrong?"
-->(A punch is heard, followed by a baby crying)
*
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "As annoying as that catchphrase is, they also used it in his cartoon!"
-->(Clips from the
-->'''Taco-Man''': "Tonight, on a very special episode
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Thankfully, something did go wrong, and no other episodes were ever made."
-->Bently Bear
-->1995[[note]]Bently's [[VideoGame/CrystalCastles debut game]] was released in 1983[[/note]]-1996
-->You will not be missed.
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Yes, exactly. We dodged a bullet there."
* When Taco-Man finally makes it to Level 2:
-->'''Bubsy:''' "Did I mention I don't like heights?"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Did I mention I don't like this game?"
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*
-->'''Woolie Leader''': "As you may already know, a great catastrophe has befallen us that threatens to destroy our very woolie way of life!"
-->'''Taco-Man''': "SOPA?"
-->'''Woolie Leader''': "Bubsy Bobcat!"
-->'''Taco-Man''': "Fuck Bubsy! But not literally!"
* When Taco Man discovers that Bubsy 3D wasn't a dream:
-->'''Bubsy''': Now it's time for you to play Bubsy 3D, Taco Man!
-->'''Taco Man''': [[BigNo Noooo!]]
-->'''Bubsy''': '''PLAY IT!'''
-->'''Taco Man''':....Okay.
-->'''Bubsy''':....Oh, well I didn't expect you to give in so easily. Well then, here we go.
*
-->'''Taco-Man''' "Where are we? Atari Jaguar world?"
-->'''Bubsy''': "This looks nothing like a Jaguar game!"
-->'''Taco-Man''': "Wow, so Jaguar games actually look better than this!"
-->'''Bubsy''': "Hey! I see what you did there!"
** This joke gets a CallBack at the end of the review, when Tacoman discovers there ''was'' a Bubsy game on the Jaguar.
* Taco-Man reminding his viewers he's aware he can turn Bubsy's voice off, and showing a montage of comments from people complaining about the option to turn off Omochao in the options menu posted in the comments section of his ''Sonic Generations'' review.
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*
-->'''Taco-Man:''' Are you ready for some Rocky and Bullwinkle on the NES? No? Well, we're gonna play it anyway!"
* Taco Man getting interrupted because of the game going so fast.
-->'''Taco-Man:''' T HQ Software presents... "The Adventures of Rocky and-." Created by Radical Entertai-. "Get our heroes to Abo-." "Level 1: Wh-." What the? Why is everything moving so fast?
* When he finds a key, we get a CallBack to [[spoiler: his Mickey Mousecapade review.]]
-->[[spoiler: Mickey: "The key is a lie."]]
* Pretty much everything said by CloudCuckoolander Rocky.
*
-->'''Bullwinkle:''' "Oh, come on, now! You can do better than that!"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "No, if I don't stop now, people will complain about the video being too long."
-->'''Bullwinkle:''' "Fuck those fuckers! [[UnpleasableFanbase They're going to complain about the intro being too long anyway!]]"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "I know, cause' they're too stupid to know they can just skip it."
-->'''Bullwinkle:''' "Well, then, let's give them something to really complain about!"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "You're right, Bullwinkle! Never thought I'd say that."
** This joke is even funnier because this particular episode doesn't even begin with the intro.
*
-->'''Taco-Man''': "Screw you, Moose and Squirrel! This is without a doubt, the crappiest game I've ever played! And I've played ''Bubsy''! ''Bubsy''!
-->'''Bullwinkle''': "Maybe you just suck at video games."
-->'''Taco-Man''': "[[DeadpanSnarker That's been well established.]]"
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* Taco-man's title card for the review, done in the style of the game's title card.
* The running gag of the Angry Viewer [[UnpleasableFanbase complaining about anything Taco-Man does]], regardless of whether or not WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd already did it in his review of the game.
** [[spoiler:[[LaserGuidedKarma He gets his comeuppance]] at the end of the review when Taco-man closes the window of his page.]]
* The credits being done in the style of the morning routine slideshow in the game.
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* Before Taco-Man plays the game, an angry viewer is about to post a comment saying that ''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'' already reviewed the same game, but Taco-Man stops him and says [[WeAreNotGoingThroughThatAgain we're not doing that bit again]].
* Taco-Man referring to the first boss battle as a UsefulNotes/VirtualBoy game.
* The RunningGag where Taco-Man expects the Battletoads to show up, but they don't. [[spoiler: At least, not until the end. They even get cut off mid-sent...]]
*
-->'''Professor T-Bird:''' "It's the need to speed from now on, Toads!"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Well, if you insist!"
-->(Taco-Man shows footage from the game, ''VideoGame/NeedForSpeed'', complete with a caption that says, "Yes, I know it's called ''Need FOR Speed''".
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* While saying the title, Taco-Man spins rapidly in circles as he says the last word for several seconds. When he does it again, he [[VomitDiscretionShot vomits off-screen afterwards]].
* When he meets the lady in the first segment of ''Mad Dog [=McCree=]'', this dialogue happens:
-->'''Lady:''' He's the mayor. *giggles*
-->'''Taco-Man:''' And you're drunk!
* The lady suggests to Taco Man that he try some "Target Practice". His response is to aim the pointer at the lady's breasts.
* [[MostAnnoyingSound OHOHO YOU MISSED THAT ONE, TRY ANOTHER!]]
* Taco-Man's reaction to the AnticlimaxBoss.
* While saying the title, Taco-Man spins rapidly in circles as he says the last word for several seconds. When he does it again, he [[VomitDiscretionShot vomits off-screen afterwards]].
* When he meets the lady in the first segment of ''Mad Dog [=McCree=]'', this dialogue happens:
-->'''Lady:''' He's the mayor. *giggles*
-->'''Taco-Man:''' And you're drunk!
* The lady suggests to Taco Man that he try some "Target Practice". His response is to aim the pointer at the lady's breasts.
* [[MostAnnoyingSound OHOHO YOU MISSED THAT ONE, TRY ANOTHER!]]
* Taco-Man's reaction to the AnticlimaxBoss.
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* The {{CGI}} Taco-Man.
* This exchange after Taco-Man beats the game:
-->'''Lowman:''' "Thanks again,
* When he meets
-->'''Lady:''' He's the mayor. *giggles*
-->'''Woody:''' "Pbblt. Yeah. Only if we sell a zillion units."
-->'''Taco-Man:'''
*
* [[MostAnnoyingSound OHOHO YOU MISSED THAT ONE, TRY ANOTHER!]]
* Taco-Man's reaction to the AnticlimaxBoss.
-->''(montage of Woody getting hit multiple times, screaming "Ow!" every time)''
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "''SHUT UUUUP!''"
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[[folder:Star Fox]]
to:
%%[[/folder]]
[[folder:Bart Vs The Space Mutants]]
*
-->'''Taco-Man''': "Why would you construct a deadly weapon with ''purple colored objects''?!"
* After Tacoman loses a life:
-->'''Bart:''' "Eat my shorts, man!"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "I'll eat your shorts, all right!"
-->'''Lawyer:''' "You cannot say that, Mr. Taco, as it is a copyrighted trademark!"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Eat my ass! Can I say that?"
-->'''Lawyer:''' "Yes, but it's quite vulgar, Mr. Taco."
*
-->'''Scary Lisa:''' "I WANT A HUG!"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Kill it! KillItWithFire!"
* "Burt Sickson" constantly annoying Taco-Man by saying Bart's famous catchphrases, as well as some that aren't his.
-->'''Burt:''' "[[Series/FamilyMatters Did I do that?]]"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "That's not even your catchphrase!"
-->'''Burt:''' "[[Film/WaynesWorld Party on, Garth!]]"
*
-->'''Spumco Homer:''' "BARM! BARM!"
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[[folder:The Legend Of Zelda]]
* The opening disclaimer:
--> ''Taco-Man doesn't care if someone already played this game, nor does he care if you this series is a rip-off. If you want to see a real rip-off, go watch WebVideo/TheIrateGamer. Kidding!! I love you? Hey [[TheAngryVideoGameNerd Nerd]], Taco-Man has a complete, working [[UsefulNotes/AtariJaguar Jaguar CD]]. :)''
* Taco-Man finds a store early on in the game. Since he has only two Rupees, this happens:
-->'''Taco-Man''': Nuh I don't have any money...
-->'''Shopkeeper''': Then get the fuck out!
-->'''Taco-Man''': Ooh-Kay then.
* When Taco-Man wins the game, this text appears:
--> ''Thanks Link! Now, let's put on funny hats![[note]]The Triforces Link and Zelda hold up are the "hats"[[/note]]
* The opening disclaimer:
--> ''Taco-Man doesn't care if someone already played this game, nor does he care if you this series is a rip-off. If you want to see a real rip-off, go watch WebVideo/TheIrateGamer. Kidding!! I love you? Hey [[TheAngryVideoGameNerd Nerd]], Taco-Man has a complete, working [[UsefulNotes/AtariJaguar Jaguar CD]]. :)''
* Taco-Man finds a store early on in the game. Since he has only two Rupees, this happens:
-->'''Taco-Man''': Nuh I don't have any money...
-->'''Shopkeeper''': Then get the fuck out!
-->'''Taco-Man''': Ooh-Kay then.
* When Taco-Man wins the game, this text appears:
--> ''Thanks Link! Now, let's put on funny hats![[note]]The Triforces Link and Zelda hold up are the "hats"[[/note]]
to:
%%[[/folder]]
[[folder:Mario Paint]]
* The
--> ''Taco-Man doesn't care if someone already played this game, nor does he care if you this series is a rip-off. If you want to see a real rip-off, go watch WebVideo/TheIrateGamer. Kidding!! I love you? Hey [[TheAngryVideoGameNerd Nerd]],
* Taco-Man finds a store early on in
-->'''Taco-Man''': Nuh I don't have any money...
-->'''Shopkeeper''': Then get the fuck out!
-->'''Taco-Man''': Ooh-Kay then.
* When Taco-Man wins the game, this text appears:
--> ''Thanks Link! Now, let's put on funny hats![[note]]The Triforces Link
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "I Bet you didn't see that coming!... Nope. No pun intended.
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[[folder:Super Mario Bros.]]
* Taco-Man's message after he "beats" the game:
-->THANK YOU TACO-MAN!
-->[[BlatantLies THIS IS THE CASTLE YOUR PRINCESS]]
-->[[BlatantLies IS IN, ACTUALLY.]] YOU ARE THE
-->GREATEST VIDEO GAME PLAYER
-->THAT EVER LIVED.
-->[[TakeThat SO MUCH BETTER THAN]] [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd THAT NERD]].
-->I MEAN - YOU HAVE A WORKING
-->[[UsefulNotes/AtariJaguar JAGUAR CD]] FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
-->DON'T BE UPSET THAT THE NERD
-->PLAYED 'PLUMBERS DON'T WEAR
-->TIES' ON THE 3DO.
-->I KNOW THAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
-->CONSOLE TO DO, BUT, IF YOU
-->WERE TO PLAY THAT GAME,
-->[[TakeThatAudience NOBODY WOULD COMPLAIN]] OR
-->MAKE COMPARISONS.
-->RIGHT GUYS? RIGHT?!
** This message becomes HilariousInHindsight when the AVGN actually did get a working Jaguar CD and looked over a few of its games as part of ''James & Mike Mondays''.
* Taco-Man's message after he "beats" the game:
-->THANK YOU TACO-MAN!
-->[[BlatantLies THIS IS THE CASTLE YOUR PRINCESS]]
-->[[BlatantLies IS IN, ACTUALLY.]] YOU ARE THE
-->GREATEST VIDEO GAME PLAYER
-->THAT EVER LIVED.
-->[[TakeThat SO MUCH BETTER THAN]] [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd THAT NERD]].
-->I MEAN - YOU HAVE A WORKING
-->[[UsefulNotes/AtariJaguar JAGUAR CD]] FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
-->DON'T BE UPSET THAT THE NERD
-->PLAYED 'PLUMBERS DON'T WEAR
-->TIES' ON THE 3DO.
-->I KNOW THAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
-->CONSOLE TO DO, BUT, IF YOU
-->WERE TO PLAY THAT GAME,
-->[[TakeThatAudience NOBODY WOULD COMPLAIN]] OR
-->MAKE COMPARISONS.
-->RIGHT GUYS? RIGHT?!
** This message becomes HilariousInHindsight when the AVGN actually did get a working Jaguar CD and looked over a few of its games as part of ''James & Mike Mondays''.
to:
* Taco-Man's message after he "beats"
*
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Toejam and Earl in the
-->THANK YOU TACO-MAN!
-->[[BlatantLies THIS IS THE CASTLE YOUR PRINCESS]]
-->[[BlatantLies IS IN, ACTUALLY.]] YOU ARE THE
-->GREATEST VIDEO GAME PLAYER
-->THAT EVER LIVED.
-->[[TakeThat SO MUCH BETTER THAN]] [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd THAT NERD]].
-->I MEAN - YOU HAVE A WORKING
-->[[UsefulNotes/AtariJaguar JAGUAR CD]] FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
-->DON'T BE UPSET THAT THE NERD
-->PLAYED 'PLUMBERS DON'T WEAR
-->TIES' ON THE 3DO.
-->I KNOW THAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
-->CONSOLE TO DO, BUT, IF YOU
-->WERE TO PLAY THAT GAME,
-->[[TakeThatAudience NOBODY WOULD COMPLAIN]] OR
-->MAKE COMPARISONS.
-->RIGHT GUYS? RIGHT?!
** This message becomes HilariousInHindsight when
* Taco-Man compares the
* Earl telling Taco-Man what Toejam's "Third Leg" really is.
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[[folder:Night Trap]]
* Taco-Man's WesternAnimation/BugsBunny impression when he [[spoiler:traps Kelly]], complete with SoundtrackDissonance caused by overly-cartoony music.[[/folder]]
[[folder:Barbie]]
* Taco-Man wonders how the game would be with some "excitement added"
* Taco-Man's WesternAnimation/BugsBunny impression when he [[spoiler:traps Kelly]], complete with SoundtrackDissonance caused by overly-cartoony music.[[/folder]]
[[folder:Barbie]]
* Taco-Man wonders how the game would be with some "excitement added"
to:
* Taco-Man's WesternAnimation/BugsBunny impression when he [[spoiler:traps Kelly]], complete with SoundtrackDissonance caused by overly-cartoony music.[[/folder]]
[[folder:Barbie]]
%%[[/folder]]
[[folder:D]]
* Taco-Man
* The running gag of Taco-Man accidentally revealing that he poisoned the
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[[folder:Club Drive]]
to:
%%[[/folder]]
%%[[folder:Punch Out!!]]
%%[[/folder]]
[[folder:Super Mario 64 1up Challenge]]
* Film/TheTerminator theme playing whenever the 1-up Mushroom appears.
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[[folder:Rise Of The Robots]]
to:
%%[[/folder]]
%%[[folder:Ground Zero Texas]]
%%[[/folder]]
%%[[folder:Banjo-Kazooie]]
%%[[/folder]]
%%[[folder:Snatcher]]
%%[[/folder]]
[[folder:Castlevania 64]]
* Taco-Man's reaction to the lighting at the beginning of the game is priceless. Also, his reaction to the gardener attacking is also priceless.
* Taco-Man runs into a boss.
-->''(Boss roars)''
-->'''Taco-Man:''' Nope! (footage plays in reverse)
* Taco-Man takes out two dogs at once with his boomerang, only for them to get back up seconds later.
--> '''Taco-Man:''' AAAAAAHHHHH! I didn't know the dogs come back! Does anything die in this freaking game besides '''me?!'''
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[[folder:Mickey Mousecapade]]
* When Taco-Man is on his last life:
-->'''Taco-Man''': "I have zero lives?"
-->'''Mickey''': "I wish I had zero lives."
* When Taco-Man is on his last life:
-->'''Taco-Man''': "I have zero lives?"
-->'''Mickey''': "I wish I had zero lives."
to:
*
-->'''Taco-Man''': "I have zero lives?"
-->'''Mickey''': "I wish I had zero lives."
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[[folder:Raid 2020]]
to:
%%[[/folder]]
%%[[folder:Tomb Raider]]
%%[[/folder]]
%%[[folder:Resident Evil]]
%%[[/folder]]
%%[[folder:Alone in the Dark 2]]
%%[[/folder]]
[[folder:A Boy and His Blob]]
* Taco-Man and his son agree that the villain doesn't sound ''too'' evil.
-->'''Taco-Man:''' Blobert, sporting some big bloobies, came to Earth, and tricked a horny boy into helping him defeat the evil emperor, who makes everyone eat only marshmallows and chocolate.
-->'''Taco-Man's son:''' That doesn't sound so bad.
-->'''Taco-Man:''' Yeah, I wish he was ''my'' emperor!
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[[folder:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Sonic Generations]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Sonic Generations]]
to:
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Sonic Generations]]
* Taco-Man questioining if he ran out of games to review when he realizes he's reviewing a game that teaches players about diabetes.
* This scene:
-->'''Taco-Man mimicking Doctor:''' "For lunch, you could have:
-->Dust
-->Packing Material
-->[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Glass of Milk]]
-->For an afternoon snack, try:
-->Toenails
-->Bleach"
* After he gets past a cookie enemy, Taco-Man is about to celebrate by eating a cookie himself. Captain Novolin and the Doctor and Nurse stop him, but he tells them that he's not diabetic, then proceeds to eat a cake. Captain Novolin then takes the cake from him, eats it himself, and goes into a diabetic coma.
* "[[Music/TheLonelyIsland I'm on a Boat]]" playing during the speedboat level.
* Taco-Man questioning why a Chicken Leg enemy has legs.
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-->'''Taco-Man mimicking Omochao''': "To use the springboard, jump on the springboard! To fly through the air after jumping on the springboard, just do nothing!"
* As a call back to the ''Taco-Man: The Game Master'' episode, "Sonic the Lamehog", Taco-Man mentions the cocaine he gave Sonic must have helped his performance.
* Taco-Man questioning why the characters have big hands and wonders what would happen if he had big hands. The very next scene, he has hands so large, they make him lose his balance.
*
-->'''Taco-Man:''' So Sonic wakes up in... Nintendo Wii World? Isn't this where the ''Mario Kart Wii'' opening was set, too?
-->''(Mario and Luigi[[labelnote:*]]through footage edited from the aforementioned opening[[/labelnote]] race around Sonic)''
*
-->'''Sonic''': "Eh, no stranger than [[VideoGame/SonicAndTheSecretRings rescuing genies in magic books]] or [[VideoGame/SonicColors saving aliens in an interstellar amusement park]]."
-->'''Taco-Man''': "Hey, making fun of your crappy games is ''my'' job, Sonic!"
*
--> '''Amy:''' "You saved me, Sonic. I was afraid I'd never be able to flirt with you again!"
--> '''Taco-Man mimicking Sonic''': "Doesn't she know I'm gay by now? Get a clue, woman!"
* As a call back to the ''Taco-Man: The Game Master'' episode, "Sonic the Lamehog", Taco-Man mentions the cocaine he gave Sonic must have helped his performance.
* Taco-Man questioning why the characters have big hands and wonders what would happen if he had big hands. The very next scene, he has hands so large, they make him lose his balance.
*
-->'''Taco-Man:''' So Sonic wakes up in... Nintendo Wii World? Isn't this where the ''Mario Kart Wii'' opening was set, too?
-->''(Mario and Luigi[[labelnote:*]]through footage edited from the aforementioned opening[[/labelnote]] race around Sonic)''
*
-->'''Sonic''': "Eh, no stranger than [[VideoGame/SonicAndTheSecretRings rescuing genies in magic books]] or [[VideoGame/SonicColors saving aliens in an interstellar amusement park]]."
-->'''Taco-Man''': "Hey, making fun of your crappy games is ''my'' job, Sonic!"
*
--> '''Amy:''' "You saved me, Sonic. I was afraid I'd never be able to flirt with you again!"
--> '''Taco-Man mimicking Sonic''': "Doesn't she know I'm gay by now? Get a clue, woman!"
to:
-->'''Taco-Man mimicking Omochao''': "To use the springboard, jump on the springboard! To fly through the air after jumping on the springboard, just do nothing!"
* AsCaptain Novolin:''' "Whew. What a call back hike. Hi, Ranger Ralph. I want to the ''Taco-Man: The Game Master'' episode, "Sonic the Lamehog", Taco-Man mentions the cocaine he gave Sonic must let you know that I have helped his performance.
* Taco-Man questioning why the characters have big hands and wonders what would happen if he had big hands. The very next scene, he has hands so large, they make him lose his balance.
*
-->'''Taco-Man:''' So Sonic wakes up in... Nintendo Wii World? Isn't this where the ''Mario Kart Wii'' opening was set, too?
-->''(Mario and Luigi[[labelnote:*]]through footage edited from the aforementioned opening[[/labelnote]] race around Sonic)''
*
-->'''Sonic''': "Eh, no stranger than [[VideoGame/SonicAndTheSecretRings rescuing genies in magic books]] or [[VideoGame/SonicColors saving aliens in an interstellar amusement park]].diabetes."
-->'''Taco-Man''': "Hey, making fun of your crappy games is ''my'' job, Sonic!"\n* \n--> '''Amy:''' "You saved me, Sonic. I was afraid I'd never be able to flirt with you again!"\n--> '''Taco-Man * This scene:
-->'''Taco-Man mimickingSonic''': "Doesn't she know I'm gay by now? Get Doctor:''' "Before bed tonight, have a:
-->[[RunningGag Glass of Milk]]
-->Glass of Milk
-->[[RuleOfThree Glass of Milk]]"
* During the final scene in the game, Taco-Man lets the viewers choose what Captain Novolin does to Mayor Gooden via annotations. [[spoiler:If you wait too long, Taco-Man chooses the former.]]
--> A. Give Mayor sugar packets, then cheese and crackers.
--> B. Give Mayor aclue, woman!"glucagon shot, then cheese and crackers when he wakes up.
** For the former:
-->"The mayor can't swallow them since he is unconcious. [[DownerEnding The Mayor Died and Captain Novolin went to jail]]."
*** Taco-Man decides he likes this ending better than the real one.
** For the latter, a sex scene with The Mayor and Captain Novolin.
* At the end, Captain Novolin asks Taco-Man what he learned. Taco-Man tells him that he learned that everyone, both diabetic and non-diabetic, [[AnAesop should avoid sugary snacks and eat right to maintain a healthy lifestyle]]. In the next scene, [[IgnoredEpiphany Taco-Man goes to McDonald's and orders a double cheeseburger with extra cheese, large fries with cheese, and a large soda]] [[UpToEleven with cheese]], [[AndADietCoke and a glass of milk]].
* As
* Taco-Man questioning why the characters have big hands and wonders what would happen if he had big hands. The very next scene, he has hands so large, they make him lose his balance.
*
-->'''Taco-Man:''' So Sonic wakes up in... Nintendo Wii World? Isn't this where the ''Mario Kart Wii'' opening was set, too?
-->''(Mario and Luigi[[labelnote:*]]through footage edited from the aforementioned opening[[/labelnote]] race around Sonic)''
*
-->'''Sonic''': "Eh, no stranger than [[VideoGame/SonicAndTheSecretRings rescuing genies in magic books]] or [[VideoGame/SonicColors saving aliens in an interstellar amusement park]].
-->'''Taco-Man mimicking
-->[[RunningGag Glass of Milk]]
-->Glass of Milk
-->[[RuleOfThree Glass of Milk]]"
* During the final scene in the game, Taco-Man lets the viewers choose what Captain Novolin does to Mayor Gooden via annotations. [[spoiler:If you wait too long, Taco-Man chooses the former.]]
--> A. Give Mayor sugar packets, then cheese and crackers.
--> B. Give Mayor a
** For the former:
-->"The mayor can't swallow them since he is unconcious. [[DownerEnding The Mayor Died and Captain Novolin went to jail]]."
*** Taco-Man decides he likes this ending better than the real one.
** For the latter, a sex scene with The Mayor and Captain Novolin.
* At the end, Captain Novolin asks Taco-Man what he learned. Taco-Man tells him that he learned that everyone, both diabetic and non-diabetic, [[AnAesop should avoid sugary snacks and eat right to maintain a healthy lifestyle]]. In the next scene, [[IgnoredEpiphany Taco-Man goes to McDonald's and orders a double cheeseburger with extra cheese, large fries with cheese, and a large soda]] [[UpToEleven with cheese]], [[AndADietCoke and a glass of milk]].
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[[folder:Bubsy]]
* When Bubsy slides down the water slide:
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Oh, God, am I dead? Why is the screen flipping out? Is this blast processing?"
-->(Bubsy survives the water slide)
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Oh my God, he's not dead! He's not dead! Wait, why am I happy about that?"
* After hearing Bubsy's annoying catchphrase for the umpteenth time:
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "If I hear that one more time I'm gonna punch a baby!"
-->(Taco-Man loses another life)
-->'''Bubsy''': "What could possibly go wrong?"
-->(A punch is heard, followed by a baby crying)
*
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "As annoying as that catchphrase is, they also used it in his cartoon!"
-->(Clips from the opening credits of the Bubsy cartoon are shown)
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Thankfully, something did go wrong, and no other episodes were ever made."
-->(Applause)
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Yes, exactly. We dodged a bullet there."
* When Taco-Man finally makes it to Level 2:
-->'''Bubsy:''' "Did I mention I don't like heights?"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Did I mention I don't like this game?"
* When Bubsy slides down the water slide:
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Oh, God, am I dead? Why is the screen flipping out? Is this blast processing?"
-->(Bubsy survives the water slide)
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Oh my God, he's not dead! He's not dead! Wait, why am I happy about that?"
* After hearing Bubsy's annoying catchphrase for the umpteenth time:
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "If I hear that one more time I'm gonna punch a baby!"
-->(Taco-Man loses another life)
-->'''Bubsy''': "What could possibly go wrong?"
-->(A punch is heard, followed by a baby crying)
*
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "As annoying as that catchphrase is, they also used it in his cartoon!"
-->(Clips from the opening credits of the Bubsy cartoon are shown)
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Thankfully, something did go wrong, and no other episodes were ever made."
-->(Applause)
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Yes, exactly. We dodged a bullet there."
* When Taco-Man finally makes it to Level 2:
-->'''Bubsy:''' "Did I mention I don't like heights?"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Did I mention I don't like this game?"
to:
*
* After Taco-Man loses a life:
-->'''Taco-Man:'''
-->(Bubsy survives the water slide)
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Oh my God, he's not dead! He's not dead! Wait, why am I happy about that?"
* After hearing Bubsy's annoying catchphrase for the umpteenth time:
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "If I hear that one more time I'm gonna punch a baby!"
-->(Taco-Man loses another life)
-->'''Bubsy''': "What could possibly go wrong?"
-->(A punch is heard, followed by a baby crying)
*
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "As annoying as that catchphrase is, they also used it in his cartoon!"
-->(Clips from the opening credits of the Bubsy cartoon are shown)
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Thankfully, something did go wrong, and no other episodes were ever made.
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Yes, exactly. We dodged a bullet there.
*
-->'''Bubsy:''' "Did I mention I
* Taco-Man apparently spending 24 hours playing Animal's bumper car stage.
* This scene:
-->'''Kermit:''' "Good, because we have a whole stash of unsold copies backstage."
-->'''Miss Piggy:''' "And a good review by you will help us sell them."
-->'''Kermit:''' "You don't
-->'''Taco-Man:'''
* Taco-Man is so bored by Fozzie's maze stages, that he actually begs for Kermit to kill him. Kermit refuses, [[PragmaticVillainy because that would be taking the easy way out]].
** Taco-Man also apparently spent 24 hours on those stages as well.
* The ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'' theme playing when Kermit battles Grumpasaurus.
* At the end, Taco-Man decides not to recommend the game to the viewers, not caring what Kermit and Miss Piggy do to him. He gets back at them by pointing out they have men's hands stuck up their butts.
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[[folder:Bubsy 3D]]
*
-->'''Woolie Leader''': "As you may already know, a great catastrophe has befallen us that threatens to destroy our very woolie way of life!"
-->'''Taco-Man''': "SOPA?"
-->'''Woolie Leader''': "Bubsy Bobcat!"
-->'''Taco-Man''': "Fuck Bubsy! But not literally!"
* When Taco Man discovers that Bubsy 3D wasn't a dream:
-->'''Bubsy''': Now it's time for you to play Bubsy 3D, Taco Man!
-->'''Taco Man''': [[BigNo Noooo!]]
-->'''Bubsy''': '''PLAY IT!'''
-->'''Taco Man''':....Okay.
-->'''Bubsy''':....Oh, well I didn't expect you to give in so easily. Well then, here we go.
*
-->'''Taco-Man''' "Where are we? Atari Jaguar world?"
-->'''Bubsy''': "This looks nothing like a Jaguar game!"
-->'''Taco-Man''': "Wow, so Jaguar games actually look better than this!"
-->'''Bubsy''': "Hey! I see what you did there!"
** This joke gets a CallBack at the end of the review, when Tacoman discovers there ''was'' a Bubsy game on the Jaguar.
* Taco-Man reminding his viewers he's aware he can turn Bubsy's voice off, and showing a montage of comments from people complaining about the option to turn off Omochao in the options menu posted in the comments section of his ''Sonic Generations'' review.
*
-->'''Woolie Leader''': "As you may already know, a great catastrophe has befallen us that threatens to destroy our very woolie way of life!"
-->'''Taco-Man''': "SOPA?"
-->'''Woolie Leader''': "Bubsy Bobcat!"
-->'''Taco-Man''': "Fuck Bubsy! But not literally!"
* When Taco Man discovers that Bubsy 3D wasn't a dream:
-->'''Bubsy''': Now it's time for you to play Bubsy 3D, Taco Man!
-->'''Taco Man''': [[BigNo Noooo!]]
-->'''Bubsy''': '''PLAY IT!'''
-->'''Taco Man''':....Okay.
-->'''Bubsy''':....Oh, well I didn't expect you to give in so easily. Well then, here we go.
*
-->'''Taco-Man''' "Where are we? Atari Jaguar world?"
-->'''Bubsy''': "This looks nothing like a Jaguar game!"
-->'''Taco-Man''': "Wow, so Jaguar games actually look better than this!"
-->'''Bubsy''': "Hey! I see what you did there!"
** This joke gets a CallBack at the end of the review, when Tacoman discovers there ''was'' a Bubsy game on the Jaguar.
* Taco-Man reminding his viewers he's aware he can turn Bubsy's voice off, and showing a montage of comments from people complaining about the option to turn off Omochao in the options menu posted in the comments section of his ''Sonic Generations'' review.
to:
*
-->'''Woolie Leader''': "As you may already know, a great catastrophe has befallen us
* Taco-Man's drunken rant about fans who complained that
-->'''Taco-Man''': "SOPA?"
-->'''Woolie Leader''': "Bubsy Bobcat!"
-->'''Taco-Man''': "Fuck Bubsy! But not literally!"
* When Taco Man discovers
-->'''Bubsy''': Now it's time
-->'''Taco Man''': [[BigNo Noooo!]]
-->'''Bubsy''': '''PLAY IT!'''
-->'''Taco Man''':....Okay.
-->'''Bubsy''':....Oh, well I didn't expect you to give in so easily. Well then, here we go.
*
-->'''Taco-Man''' "Where are we? Atari Jaguar world?"
-->'''Bubsy''': "This looks nothing like a Jaguar game!"
-->'''Taco-Man''': "Wow, so Jaguar games actually look better than this!"
-->'''Bubsy''': "Hey! I see what you did there!"
** This joke gets a CallBack at
* Taco-Man reminding
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[[folder:Rocky and Bullwinkle]]
*
-->'''Taco-Man:''' Are you ready for some Rocky and Bullwinkle on the NES? No? Well, we're gonna play it anyway!"
* Taco Man getting interrupted because of the game going so fast.
-->'''Taco-Man:''' T HQ Software presents... "The Adventures of Rocky and-." Created by Radical Entertai-. "Get our heroes to Abo-." "Level 1: Wh-." What the? Why is everything moving so fast?
* When he finds a key, we get a CallBack to [[spoiler: his Mickey Mousecapade review.]]
-->[[spoiler: Mickey: "The key is a lie."]]
* Pretty much everything said by CloudCuckoolander Rocky.
*
-->'''Bullwinkle:''' "Oh, come on, now! You can do better than that!"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "No, if I don't stop now, people will complain about the video being too long."
-->'''Bullwinkle:''' "Fuck those fuckers! [[UnpleasableFanbase They're going to complain about the intro being too long anyway!]]"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "I know, cause' they're too stupid to know they can just skip it."
-->'''Bullwinkle:''' "Well, then, let's give them something to really complain about!"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "You're right, Bullwinkle! Never thought I'd say that."
** This joke is even funnier because this particular episode doesn't even begin with the intro.
*
-->'''Taco-Man''': "Screw you, Moose and Squirrel! This is without a doubt, the crappiest game I've ever played! And I've played ''Bubsy''! ''Bubsy''!
-->'''Bullwinkle''': "Maybe you just suck at video games."
-->'''Taco-Man''': "[[DeadpanSnarker That's been well established.]]"
*
-->'''Taco-Man:''' Are you ready for some Rocky and Bullwinkle on the NES? No? Well, we're gonna play it anyway!"
* Taco Man getting interrupted because of the game going so fast.
-->'''Taco-Man:''' T HQ Software presents... "The Adventures of Rocky and-." Created by Radical Entertai-. "Get our heroes to Abo-." "Level 1: Wh-." What the? Why is everything moving so fast?
* When he finds a key, we get a CallBack to [[spoiler: his Mickey Mousecapade review.]]
-->[[spoiler: Mickey: "The key is a lie."]]
* Pretty much everything said by CloudCuckoolander Rocky.
*
-->'''Bullwinkle:''' "Oh, come on, now! You can do better than that!"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "No, if I don't stop now, people will complain about the video being too long."
-->'''Bullwinkle:''' "Fuck those fuckers! [[UnpleasableFanbase They're going to complain about the intro being too long anyway!]]"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "I know, cause' they're too stupid to know they can just skip it."
-->'''Bullwinkle:''' "Well, then, let's give them something to really complain about!"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "You're right, Bullwinkle! Never thought I'd say that."
** This joke is even funnier because this particular episode doesn't even begin with the intro.
*
-->'''Taco-Man''': "Screw you, Moose and Squirrel! This is without a doubt, the crappiest game I've ever played! And I've played ''Bubsy''! ''Bubsy''!
-->'''Bullwinkle''': "Maybe you just suck at video games."
-->'''Taco-Man''': "[[DeadpanSnarker That's been well established.]]"
to:
* After Princess Zelda's spirit gives Taco-Man a mystical-sounding request to awaken her, he asks, "Do you always talk like that?" A relieved Zelda decides this means she doesn't have to maintain a fancy charade around him. She spends the rest of the review acting crude, impatient, and
*
* On two occasions, Zelda grabs the controller from Taco-Man, and easily defeats the knight attacking Link.
-->'''Taco-Man:'''
* Taco Man getting interrupted because of
-->'''Zelda:''' Because I'm a ghost, you idiot!
-->'''Taco-Man:'''
-->'''Zelda:''' Okay, I just don't feel like it. This game is
* When he finds a key, we get a CallBack to [[spoiler: his Mickey Mousecapade review.]]
-->[[spoiler: Mickey: "The key is a lie."]]
* Pretty much everything said by CloudCuckoolander Rocky.
*
-->'''Bullwinkle:''' "Oh, come on, now! You can do better than that!"
-->'''Taco-Man:'''
-->'''Bullwinkle:''' "Fuck those fuckers! [[UnpleasableFanbase They're going to complain about the intro being too long anyway!]]"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "I know, cause' they're too stupid to know they can just skip it."
-->'''Bullwinkle:''' "Well, then, let's give them something to really complain about!"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "You're right, Bullwinkle! Never thought I'd say that."
** This joke is even funnier because this particular episode doesn't even begin with the intro.
*
-->'''Taco-Man''': "Screw you, Moose and Squirrel! This is without a doubt, the crappiest game I've ever played! And I've played ''Bubsy''! ''Bubsy''!
-->'''Bullwinkle''': "Maybe you just suck at video games."
-->'''Taco-Man''': "[[DeadpanSnarker That's been well established.]]"
-->'''Zelda:''' Whatever, wanker.
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[[folder:Plumbers Don't Wear Ties]]
* Taco-man's title card for the review, done in the style of the game's title card.
* The running gag of the Angry Viewer [[UnpleasableFanbase complaining about anything Taco-Man does]], regardless of whether or not WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd already did it in his review of the game.
** [[spoiler:[[LaserGuidedKarma He gets his comeuppance]] at the end of the review when Taco-man closes the window of his page.]]
* The credits being done in the style of the morning routine slideshow in the game.
* Taco-man's title card for the review, done in the style of the game's title card.
* The running gag of the Angry Viewer [[UnpleasableFanbase complaining about anything Taco-Man does]], regardless of whether or not WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd already did it in his review of the game.
** [[spoiler:[[LaserGuidedKarma He gets his comeuppance]] at the end of the review when Taco-man closes the window of his page.]]
* The credits being done in the style of the morning routine slideshow in the game.
to:
* Taco-man's title card for the review, done in the style of the game's title card.
* The
** [[spoiler:[[LaserGuidedKarma He gets his comeuppance]] at the end of the review when Taco-man closes the window of his page.]]
* The credits being done in the style of the morning routine slideshow in the game.
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[[folder:Battletoads]]
* Before Taco-Man plays the game, an angry viewer is about to post a comment saying that ''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'' already reviewed the same game, but Taco-Man stops him and says [[WeAreNotGoingThroughThatAgain we're not doing that bit again]].
* Taco-Man referring to the first boss battle as a UsefulNotes/VirtualBoy game.
* The RunningGag where Taco-Man expects the Battletoads to show up, but they don't. [[spoiler: At least, not until the end. They even get cut off mid-sent...]]
*
-->'''Professor T-Bird:''' "It's the need to speed from now on, Toads!"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Well, if you insist!"
-->(Taco-Man shows footage from the game, ''VideoGame/NeedForSpeed'', complete with a caption that says, "Yes, I know it's called ''Need FOR Speed''".
* Before Taco-Man plays the game, an angry viewer is about to post a comment saying that ''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'' already reviewed the same game, but Taco-Man stops him and says [[WeAreNotGoingThroughThatAgain we're not doing that bit again]].
* Taco-Man referring to the first boss battle as a UsefulNotes/VirtualBoy game.
* The RunningGag where Taco-Man expects the Battletoads to show up, but they don't. [[spoiler: At least, not until the end. They even get cut off mid-sent...]]
*
-->'''Professor T-Bird:''' "It's the need to speed from now on, Toads!"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Well, if you insist!"
-->(Taco-Man shows footage from the game, ''VideoGame/NeedForSpeed'', complete with a caption that says, "Yes, I know it's called ''Need FOR Speed''".
to:
*
* Taco-Man referring to the first boss battle as a UsefulNotes/VirtualBoy game.
* The RunningGag where Taco-Man expects the Battletoads to show up, but they don't. [[spoiler: At least, not until the end. They even get cut off mid-sent...]]
*
-->'''Professor T-Bird:'''
--> '''Taco-Man mimicking Ms. Pac-Man:''' "It's about fucking time!!!!!!!! But, the
* Taco-Man's attempts to
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Well, if you insist!"
-->(Taco-Man shows footage from
--> '''Taco-Man:''' See that
* Taco-Man's version to Mission 3's intro.
--> '''Taco-Man:''' Meanwhile, back at the stupids'...
--> '''Ms. Pac-Man:''' Junior, what happened?
--> '''Pac-Jr.:''' Those stupid ghosts stole my guitar and took off into the city!
--> '''Pac-Man:''' That's life son, now I'm going to fuck your mom.
--> '''Ms. Pac-Man:''' Get his guitar back, you shit-head!
--> '''Pac-Man:''' I
* Taco-Man's reaction to the reveal of the Ghost Witch's name, in which he runs against a clip of the original game while exclaiming the following quote.
--> '''Taco-Man:''' Ghost... Witch?! This is the sequel to Pac-Man?! You know, wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka?!
* Taco-Man calling the Gum Monster the "Cum Monster."
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[[folder:Star Wars Rebel Assault]]
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* Taco-Man's realization that even after finishing the game, he still doesn't understand the origin or relevance of the title.
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[[folder:Wild Woody]]
* Taco-Man says that a pencil is the worst half-baked idea for a cartoon character ever. [[HypocriticalHumor The camera then cuts to him and he says, "What are you looking at?"]]
* The {{CGI}} Taco-Man.
* This exchange after Taco-Man beats the game:
-->'''Lowman:''' "Thanks again, Woody. I'll see you next time the world needs saving."
-->'''Woody:''' "Pbblt. Yeah. Only if we sell a zillion units."
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "In your dreams, pencil-dick!"
* After Taco-Man complains about Woody screaming "Ow!" every time he's hit:
-->''(montage of Woody getting hit multiple times, screaming "Ow!" every time)''
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "''SHUT UUUUP!''"
* Taco-Man says that a pencil is the worst half-baked idea for a cartoon character ever. [[HypocriticalHumor The camera then cuts to him and he says, "What are you looking at?"]]
* The {{CGI}} Taco-Man.
* This exchange after Taco-Man beats the game:
-->'''Lowman:''' "Thanks again, Woody. I'll see you next time the world needs saving."
-->'''Woody:''' "Pbblt. Yeah. Only if we sell a zillion units."
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "In your dreams, pencil-dick!"
* After Taco-Man complains about Woody screaming "Ow!" every time he's hit:
-->''(montage of Woody getting hit multiple times, screaming "Ow!" every time)''
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "''SHUT UUUUP!''"
to:
* Taco-Man
*
* This exchange after
* Jennifer shows a surprising lack of disgust when finding a corpse in the
-->'''Lowman:''' "Thanks again, Woody. I'll see you next time the world needs saving."
-->'''Woody:''' "Pbblt. Yeah. Only if we sell
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "In your dreams, pencil-dick!"
* After Taco-Man complains about Woody screaming "Ow!" every time he's hit:
-->''(montage
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "''SHUT UUUUP!''"
-->'''Taco-Man mimicking Jennifer:''' So, I'm walking on children bones? Neat! ''Walking on, walking on, children bo-ones!''
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[[folder:Mortal Kombat]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Bart Vs The Space Mutants]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Bart Vs The Space Mutants]]
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[[/folder]]
[[folder:Bart Vs The Space Mutants]]
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-->'''Taco-Man''': "Why would you construct a deadly weapon with ''purple colored objects''?!"
* After Tacoman loses a life:
-->'''Bart:''' "Eat my shorts, man!"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "I'll eat your shorts, all right!"
-->'''Lawyer:''' "You cannot say that, Mr. Taco, as it is a copyrighted trademark!"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Eat my ass! Can I say that?"
-->'''Lawyer:''' "Yes, but it's quite vulgar, Mr. Taco."
* After Tacoman loses a life:
-->'''Bart:''' "Eat my shorts, man!"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "I'll eat your shorts, all right!"
-->'''Lawyer:''' "You cannot say that, Mr. Taco, as it is a copyrighted trademark!"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Eat my ass! Can I say that?"
-->'''Lawyer:''' "Yes, but it's quite vulgar, Mr. Taco."
to:
* After Tacoman loses a life:
-->'''Bart:''' "Eat my shorts, man!"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "I'll eat your shorts, all right!"
-->'''Lawyer:''' "You cannot say that, Mr. Taco,
* This exchange:
--> '''Dr. Machino:''' You're not so awesome!
--> '''Taco-Man:''' Hey, I do the jokes around here!
* The CallBack to his ''VideoGame/SonicGenerations'' Review.
* Awesome Possum guest starring on the show in a
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Eat my ass! Can I say that?"
-->'''Lawyer:''' "Yes, but it's quite vulgar, Mr. Taco."
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-->'''Scary Lisa:''' "I WANT A HUG!"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Kill it! KillItWithFire!"
* "Burt Sickson" constantly annoying Taco-Man by saying Bart's famous catchphrases, as well as some that aren't his.
-->'''Burt:''' "[[Series/FamilyMatters Did I do that?]]"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "That's not even your catchphrase!"
-->'''Burt:''' "[[Film/WaynesWorld Party on, Garth!]]"
*
-->'''Spumco Homer:''' "BARM! BARM!"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Kill it! KillItWithFire!"
* "Burt Sickson" constantly annoying Taco-Man by saying Bart's famous catchphrases, as well as some that aren't his.
-->'''Burt:''' "[[Series/FamilyMatters Did I do that?]]"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "That's not even your catchphrase!"
-->'''Burt:''' "[[Film/WaynesWorld Party on, Garth!]]"
*
-->'''Spumco Homer:''' "BARM! BARM!"
to:
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Kill it! KillItWithFire!"
*
-->'''Burt:''' "[[Series/FamilyMatters Did I do that?]]"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "That's not even your catchphrase!"
-->'''Burt:''' "[[Film/WaynesWorld Party on, Garth!]]"
*
-->'''Spumco Homer:''' "BARM! BARM!"
* Taco-Man riding the Rhino:
--> '''Taco-Man:''' "Yeah! Destroy that shit! Yeah, get stuck in that wall!"
* Taco-Man pointing out how [[RushmoreRefacement putting Awesome's face on Mount Rushmore]] [[HypocriticalHumor is technically destruction of land]].
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[[folder:Rex Ronan]]
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* As the episode begins, Taco-Man wishes he had a friend to play with, and [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Grandpa shows up]]. Taco-Man wishes he had another friend to play with, but unfortunately, he's stuck with Grandpa.
* This exchange when Taco-Man selects players:
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "I'll be, um... uh... Rash, and you be... Billy."
-->'''Grandpa:''' "I have a rash!"
* This exchange:
-->'''Taco-Man Mimicking Professor T-Bird:''' "Billy, Jimmy, You're the finest warriors Earth has to offer! Can you help us?"
-->'''Taco-Man mimicking Billy and Jimmy:''' "Uh, not really. We're busy."
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Bippy and Jippy are the finest warriors Earth has to offer?"
-->'''Grandpa:''' "That's what the bird monster said."
-->'''Taco-Man Mimicking Professor T-Bird:''' "Now for some me time!"
-->(''Professor T-Bird watches porn on his computer.'')
* When Taco-Man and Grandpa start playing the game:
-->'''Grandpa:''' Uh, so who am I again?"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "You're the blonde guy currently hanging off the side of the spaceship."
-->'''Grandpa:''' "And I'm trying to beat up that frog?"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "No, Grandpa, that's me! We're a team, and we're beating up the guys in space suits!"
-->'''Grandpa:''' "[[BatmanCanBreatheInSpace How are we breathing?]]"
-->''''Taco-Man:''' "Uh, we're holding our breath."
* Taco-Man's reaction to Grandpa getting past the weight trap:
-->''''Taco-Man:''' "Okay, let's try this agai... Grandpa, how did you do that?"
-->'''Grandpa:''' "I just ran by it."
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Wait, you can run in this game?"
-->'''Grandpa:''' "Yep."
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "How are you better at games than me?!"
* When a missile is being launched at the Earth, one of the Dark Queen's henchmen says the Earth is doomed. Taco-Man shrugs it off, saying that, as a CallBack to the VideoGame/AwesomePossum review, the Earth is already doomed. Grandpa replies by saying he's too old to care about the Earth anymore.
* Taco-Man's ending to the game:
-->'''Taco-Man Mimicking Professor T-Bird:''' "Excellent! Well done!"
-->'''Taco-Man Mimicking the Battletoads:''' "No prob, Prof! We love beatin' up women!"
-->'''Taco-Man Mimicking Billy and Jimmy:''' "Not as much as we do, Toads! We beat up women every day!"
-->'''Taco-Man Mimicking Professor T-Bird:''' "All right. Well, I gotta go. Back to my porn!"
-->(''Professor T-Bird continues watching porn on his computer.'')
* The [[WebVideo/GameGrumps Gramp Grump]] intro at the end of the episode.
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[[folder:Mario Paint]]
* The first thing Taco-Man draws when he starts the game proper is [[VulgarHumor a crudely-drawn and ejaculating penis]].
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "I Bet you didn't see that coming!... Nope. No pun intended.
* The first thing Taco-Man draws when he starts the game proper is [[VulgarHumor a crudely-drawn and ejaculating penis]].
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "I Bet you didn't see that coming!... Nope. No pun intended.
to:
*
* When Pepsiman complains that he
* This exchange:
-->'''Fireman:''' "Pepsiman! There's a
-->'''Taco-Man:'''
* Taco-Man's reactions to the slogans on the billboards in the desert level, followed by this exchange:
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "They're not even trying anymore!"
-->'''Pepsiman:''' "Kinda like you!"
* Taco-Man's reaction to the Japanese commercial the game is based on, specifically Pepsiman's mouth, which Pepsiman uses to suck him up and eat him afterwards.
-->Pepsiman: "Mmm! Pepsi and tacos!"
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[[folder:Toejam And Earl]]
*
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Toejam and Earl in the house! Seriously, they're in my house."
* Taco-Man compares the graphics in the game's intro to those of ''MarioPaint''.
* Earl telling Taco-Man what Toejam's "Third Leg" really is.
*
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Toejam and Earl in the house! Seriously, they're in my house."
* Taco-Man compares the graphics in the game's intro to those of ''MarioPaint''.
* Earl telling Taco-Man what Toejam's "Third Leg" really is.
to:
*
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Toejam and Earl in the house! Seriously, they're in my house."
%%[[/folder]]
[[folder:Halloween Pooptacular 2015/75th Episode Spooktacular]]
* The second time Taco-Man
* Earl telling
* As Ashley and Meagan eat pizza, via a looped animation of them endlessly biting and chewing their slices, Taco-Man exclaims, "Wow. I could watch this all day!" Indeed, he often returns to the kitchen afterward, just to watch the two of them eat. At some point, Taco-Man sees the girls leave the kitchen, then traps some augers, then ''returns to the kitchen again'', before he remembers that the girls stopped eating their pizza.
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[[folder:Alone In The Dark]]
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%%[[/folder]]
%%[[folder:Five Nights At Freddy's]]
%%[[/folder]]
[[AC:Taco-Man The
%%[[folder:Press Start]]
%%[[/folder]]
%%[[folder:Super Mario Preemptive Strike]]
%%[[/folder]]
%%[[folder:Pac-Manslaughter]]
%%[[/folder]]
[[folder:Sonic The Lamehog]]
* Taco-Man pulls a "Reverse Weegee", transferring his facial features to [[VideoGame/MarioIsMissing Weegee]].
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[[folder:D]]
* Taco-Man admits that dressing as [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises Bane]] for Halloween makes him easier to animate, since you can't see his mouth move.
* The running gag of Taco-Man accidentally revealing that he poisoned the trick-or-treat candy. It later made a comeback in the Halloween 2015 live episode.
* Taco-Man admits that dressing as [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises Bane]] for Halloween makes him easier to animate, since you can't see his mouth move.
* The running gag of Taco-Man accidentally revealing that he poisoned the trick-or-treat candy. It later made a comeback in the Halloween 2015 live episode.
to:
* Taco-Man
* The running gag of
* Right before Taco-Man and his crew reaches Ganondorf's lair, the
* Princess Zelda accidentally shatters the
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[[folder:The Adventures Of Bayou Billy]]
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%%[[folder:Donkey Kong]]
%%[[/folder]]
[[folder:TheAdventures Of Bayou Billy]]Trouble With Virtual Boy]]
* How Princess Polygon manages to release Taco-Man and Dig Dude from Virtual Boy.
%%[[/folder]]
[[folder:The
* How Princess Polygon manages to release Taco-Man and Dig Dude from Virtual Boy.
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[[folder:Punch Out!!]]
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* Q*Bert the Potty Mouth:
-->'''Taco-Man''': "Well. Q*Bert, I hope you learned a valuable lesson today about anger management."
-->'''Q*Bert''': "And I hope you learned a valuable lesson about suckin' my D***! F*** you!" (To Derek the Brave) "And F*** you!" (To Virtual Boy) "And especially you, you F***in' asshole! I'm F***ing out of here, you c***suckers!"
* When Taco-Man decides to leave:
-->'''Dig Dude''': "You're leaving us?"
-->'''Taco-Man''': "Yeah, but we've had a successful run."
-->'''Dig Dude''': "Well, actually we lost that 'New Series' contest on Screwattack, and then Machinima didn't renew us for a second season..."
-->'''Taco-Man (snarling)''': "We've had a successful run."
* At first, Taco-Man decides not to help Woody, but then Princess Polygon reminds him in a thought balloon that their goal is to help all video game characters. Taco-Man asks her how she's doing the whole thought balloon effect, and she tells him she implanted a chip in his head when he was asleep.
* This:
-->'''Woody''': "Oh boy, my first job! Well, technically it would be my second job... my first job!"
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[[folder:Super Mario 64 1up Challenge]]
* Film/TheTerminator theme playing whenever the 1-up Mushroom appears.
* Film/TheTerminator theme playing whenever the 1-up Mushroom appears.
to:
%%[[folder:Knock It Off]]
%%[[/folder]]
[[folder:Night Trap]]
*
-->'''Ashley:''' Wait. My good friend, Sarah, and her family are vampires, and my other good friend, Dana, is a talking taco with oranges taped to his body...What is in this pizza?
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[[folder:Super Mario Bros. 2]]
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* "Today is my birthday, and none of my friends came. Probably because they're all dead! C'mon guys, stop being dead! It's not funny anymore!"
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[[folder:Ground Zero Texas]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Banjo-Kazooie]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Snatcher]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Castlevania 64]]
* Taco-Man's reaction to the lighting at the beginning of the game is priceless. Also, his reaction to the gardener attacking is also priceless.
* Taco-Man runs into a boss.
-->''(Boss roars)''
-->'''Taco-Man:''' Nope! (footage plays in reverse)
* Taco-Man takes out two dogs at once with his boomerang, only for them to get back up seconds later.
--> '''Taco-Man:''' AAAAAAHHHHH! I didn't know the dogs come back! Does anything die in this freaking game besides '''me?!'''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Clock Tower]]
* After Taco-Man picks the ending in which Jennifer climbs into a car and drives out of the house, he imagines a similar ending for ''Super Mario Bros.'', in which Mario walks off screen.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Road Rash]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Tomb Raider]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Resident Evil]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Alone in the Dark 2]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:A Boy and His Blob]]
* Taco-Man and his son agree that the villain doesn't sound ''too'' evil.
-->'''Taco-Man:''' Blobert, sporting some big bloobies, came to Earth, and tricked a horny boy into helping him defeat the evil emperor, who makes everyone eat only marshmallows and chocolate.
-->'''Taco-Man's son:''' That doesn't sound so bad.
-->'''Taco-Man:''' Yeah, I wish he was ''my'' emperor!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Captain Novolin]]
* Taco-Man questioining if he ran out of games to review when he realizes he's reviewing a game that teaches players about diabetes.
* This scene:
-->'''Taco-Man mimicking Doctor:''' "For lunch, you could have:
-->Dust
-->Packing Material
-->[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Glass of Milk]]
-->For an afternoon snack, try:
-->Toenails
-->Bleach"
* After he gets past a cookie enemy, Taco-Man is about to celebrate by eating a cookie himself. Captain Novolin and the Doctor and Nurse stop him, but he tells them that he's not diabetic, then proceeds to eat a cake. Captain Novolin then takes the cake from him, eats it himself, and goes into a diabetic coma.
* "[[Music/TheLonelyIsland I'm on a Boat]]" playing during the speedboat level.
* Taco-Man questioning why a Chicken Leg enemy has legs.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Banjo-Kazooie]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Snatcher]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Castlevania 64]]
* Taco-Man's reaction to the lighting at the beginning of the game is priceless. Also, his reaction to the gardener attacking is also priceless.
* Taco-Man runs into a boss.
-->''(Boss roars)''
-->'''Taco-Man:''' Nope! (footage plays in reverse)
* Taco-Man takes out two dogs at once with his boomerang, only for them to get back up seconds later.
--> '''Taco-Man:''' AAAAAAHHHHH! I didn't know the dogs come back! Does anything die in this freaking game besides '''me?!'''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Clock Tower]]
* After Taco-Man picks the ending in which Jennifer climbs into a car and drives out of the house, he imagines a similar ending for ''Super Mario Bros.'', in which Mario walks off screen.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Road Rash]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Tomb Raider]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Resident Evil]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Alone in the Dark 2]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:A Boy and His Blob]]
* Taco-Man and his son agree that the villain doesn't sound ''too'' evil.
-->'''Taco-Man:''' Blobert, sporting some big bloobies, came to Earth, and tricked a horny boy into helping him defeat the evil emperor, who makes everyone eat only marshmallows and chocolate.
-->'''Taco-Man's son:''' That doesn't sound so bad.
-->'''Taco-Man:''' Yeah, I wish he was ''my'' emperor!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Captain Novolin]]
* Taco-Man questioining if he ran out of games to review when he realizes he's reviewing a game that teaches players about diabetes.
* This scene:
-->'''Taco-Man mimicking Doctor:''' "For lunch, you could have:
-->Dust
-->Packing Material
-->[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Glass of Milk]]
-->For an afternoon snack, try:
-->Toenails
-->Bleach"
* After he gets past a cookie enemy, Taco-Man is about to celebrate by eating a cookie himself. Captain Novolin and the Doctor and Nurse stop him, but he tells them that he's not diabetic, then proceeds to eat a cake. Captain Novolin then takes the cake from him, eats it himself, and goes into a diabetic coma.
* "[[Music/TheLonelyIsland I'm on a Boat]]" playing during the speedboat level.
* Taco-Man questioning why a Chicken Leg enemy has legs.
to:
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Banjo-Kazooie]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Snatcher]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Castlevania 64]]
* Taco-Man's reaction to the lighting at the beginning of the game is priceless. Also, his reaction to the gardener attacking is also priceless.
* Taco-Man runs into a boss.
-->''(Boss roars)''
-->'''Taco-Man:''' Nope! (footage plays in reverse)
* Taco-Man takes out two dogs at once with his boomerang, only for them to get back up seconds later.
--> '''Taco-Man:''' AAAAAAHHHHH! I didn't know the dogs come back! Does anything die in this freaking game besides '''me?!'''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Clock Tower]]
* After Taco-Man picks the ending in which Jennifer climbs into a car and drives out of the house, he imagines a similar ending for ''Super Mario Bros.'', in which Mario walks off screen.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Road Rash]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Tomb Raider]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Resident Evil]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Alone in the Dark 2]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:A Boy and His Blob]]
* Taco-Man and his son agree that the villain doesn't sound ''too'' evil.
-->'''Taco-Man:''' Blobert, sporting some big bloobies, came to Earth, and tricked a horny boy into helping him defeat the evil emperor, who makes everyone eat only marshmallows and chocolate.
-->'''Taco-Man's son:''' That doesn't sound so bad.
-->'''Taco-Man:''' Yeah, I wish he was ''my'' emperor!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Captain Novolin]]
* Taco-Man questioining if he ran out of games to review when he realizes he's reviewing a game that teaches players about diabetes.
* This scene:
-->'''Taco-Man mimicking Doctor:''' "For lunch, you could have:
-->Dust
-->Packing Material
-->[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Glass of Milk]]
-->For an afternoon snack, try:
-->Toenails
-->Bleach"
* After he gets past a cookie enemy, Taco-Man is about to celebrate by eating a cookie himself. Captain Novolin and the Doctor and Nurse stop him, but he tells them that he's not diabetic, then proceeds to eat a cake. Captain Novolin then takes the cake from him, eats it himself, and goes into a diabetic coma.
* "[[Music/TheLonelyIsland I'm on a Boat]]" playing during the speedboat level.
* Taco-Man questioning why a Chicken Leg enemy has legs.
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-->'''Taco-Man mimicking Captain Novolin:''' "Whew. What a hike. Hi, Ranger Ralph. I want to let you know that I have diabetes."
* This scene:
-->'''Taco-Man mimicking Doctor:''' "Before bed tonight, have a:
-->[[RunningGag Glass of Milk]]
-->Glass of Milk
-->[[RuleOfThree Glass of Milk]]"
* During the final scene in the game, Taco-Man lets the viewers choose what Captain Novolin does to Mayor Gooden via annotations. [[spoiler:If you wait too long, Taco-Man chooses the former.]]
--> A. Give Mayor sugar packets, then cheese and crackers.
--> B. Give Mayor a glucagon shot, then cheese and crackers when he wakes up.
** For the former:
-->"The mayor can't swallow them since he is unconcious. [[DownerEnding The Mayor Died and Captain Novolin went to jail]]."
*** Taco-Man decides he likes this ending better than the real one.
** For the latter, a sex scene with The Mayor and Captain Novolin.
* At the end, Captain Novolin asks Taco-Man what he learned. Taco-Man tells him that he learned that everyone, both diabetic and non-diabetic, [[AnAesop should avoid sugary snacks and eat right to maintain a healthy lifestyle]]. In the next scene, [[IgnoredEpiphany Taco-Man goes to McDonald's and orders a double cheeseburger with extra cheese, large fries with cheese, and a large soda]] [[UpToEleven with cheese]], [[AndADietCoke and a glass of milk]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Muppet Adventure]]
* Kermit begins the review by introducing Taco-Man as a special guest star on ''Series/TheMuppetShow''. Taco-Man can't believe he's hosting ''The Muppet Show'', or that it was still on the air.
* After Taco-Man loses a life:
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "I've already died."
-->'''Kermit:''' "You're gonna die in real life if you don't do better."
* Taco-Man noticing how he and Kermit have similar voices and weird eyes. Miss Piggy then lusts over Taco-Man.
* Taco-Man apparently spending 24 hours playing Animal's bumper car stage.
* This scene:
-->'''Kermit:''' "Good, because we have a whole stash of unsold copies backstage."
-->'''Miss Piggy:''' "And a good review by you will help us sell them."
-->'''Kermit:''' "You don't want to end up in a landfill with em', do you?"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "No, I do not. Because then WebOrginal/TheAngryVideoGameNerd [[Film/AngryVideoGameNerdTheMovie will make a movie about it]]."
* Taco-Man is so bored by Fozzie's maze stages, that he actually begs for Kermit to kill him. Kermit refuses, [[PragmaticVillainy because that would be taking the easy way out]].
** Taco-Man also apparently spent 24 hours on those stages as well.
* The ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'' theme playing when Kermit battles Grumpasaurus.
* At the end, Taco-Man decides not to recommend the game to the viewers, not caring what Kermit and Miss Piggy do to him. He gets back at them by pointing out they have men's hands stuck up their butts.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Atari 2600]]
* Taco-Man's drunken rant about fans who complained that the TitleThemeTune ran too long, then responded to the song's shortening by demanding he put the missing part back, only to complain ''again'' after the lengthening that the song ran too long. Taco-Man also gripes that his decision to save the theme for the end of his videos resulted in viewers telling him to put it back at the beginning.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Zelda 2]]
* After Princess Zelda's spirit gives Taco-Man a mystical-sounding request to awaken her, he asks, "Do you always talk like that?" A relieved Zelda decides this means she doesn't have to maintain a fancy charade around him. She spends the rest of the review acting crude, impatient, and profane.
* On two occasions, Zelda grabs the controller from Taco-Man, and easily defeats the knight attacking Link.
-->'''Taco-Man:''' Why don't ''you'' just play the game?
-->'''Zelda:''' Because I'm a ghost, you idiot!
-->'''Taco-Man:''' But you just played some!
-->'''Zelda:''' Okay, I just don't feel like it. This game is shit.
-->'''Taco-Man:''' It's not ''that'' bad, actually.
-->'''Zelda:''' Whatever, wanker.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Silent Hill]]
* The callback to the ALF episode.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures]]
* This bit of literal DeadBabyComedy when Pac-Man delivers the milk too late:
--> '''Taco-Man mimicking Ms. Pac-Man:''' "It's about fucking time!!!!!!!! But, the baby's dead now. Happy?!?! You never wanted it anyway."
* Taco-Man's attempts to get Pac-Man to look at the rope.
--> '''Taco-Man:''' See that rope? Oh god, look! Look at the rope! The rope! Look! '''LOOK!'''
* Taco-Man's version to Mission 3's intro.
--> '''Taco-Man:''' Meanwhile, back at the stupids'...
--> '''Ms. Pac-Man:''' Junior, what happened?
--> '''Pac-Jr.:''' Those stupid ghosts stole my guitar and took off into the city!
--> '''Pac-Man:''' That's life son, now I'm going to fuck your mom.
--> '''Ms. Pac-Man:''' Get his guitar back, you shit-head!
--> '''Pac-Man:''' I mean I'm going to get your guitar back, you shit-head. I mean, son. Junior. Bastard. Whatever the hell you are.
* Taco-Man's reaction to the reveal of the Ghost Witch's name, in which he runs against a clip of the original game while exclaiming the following quote.
--> '''Taco-Man:''' Ghost... Witch?! This is the sequel to Pac-Man?! You know, wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka?!
* Taco-Man calling the Gum Monster the "Cum Monster."
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Overblood]]
* Taco-Man's realization that even after finishing the game, he still doesn't understand the origin or relevance of the title.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Clock Tower 2]]
* Taco-Man notices a photographer only "faking" holding a camera, then becomes confused as to why he can still see and hear a flash.
* Jennifer (or rather, Taco-Man voicing Jennifer) comments that escaping scissor-wielding maniacs seems to have started becoming her hobby.
* Jennifer shows a surprising lack of disgust when finding a corpse in the bathroom, and later finding herself standing on a pile of murdered children's bones. The latter actually inspires her to sing a spoof of Music/AnnieLennox's "Walking on Broken Glass".
-->'''Taco-Man mimicking Jennifer:''' So, I'm walking on children bones? Neat! ''Walking on, walking on, children bo-ones!''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Awesome Possum]]
*
--> '''Taco-Man:''' I remember when we had rainforests. You see, kids, the rainforests were large parts of land covered with trees that had lots of rainfall. Hence the name. Today, we no longer have rainforests because we used it to make paper material, such as box art and game manuals.
* This exchange:
--> '''Dr. Machino:''' You're not so awesome!
--> '''Taco-Man:''' Hey, I do the jokes around here!
* The CallBack to his ''VideoGame/SonicGenerations'' Review.
* Awesome Possum guest starring on the show in a feral form.
*
--> '''Taco-Man:''' The Arctic Circle. You see, kids, the Arctic Circle was... (RecordNeedleScratch) Well, you get the joke. It's fucked. We're all fucked.
* One of the questions in the bonus rounds asks Taco-Man how much toxic waste is improperly disposed of in the U.S.. Guessing that the correct answer will be the worst possible one, Taco-Man chooses C (90%) and is right. He also questions why the animals are so happy about that.
* Taco-Man riding the Rhino:
--> '''Taco-Man:''' "Yeah! Destroy that shit! Yeah, get stuck in that wall!"
* Taco-Man pointing out how [[RushmoreRefacement putting Awesome's face on Mount Rushmore]] [[HypocriticalHumor is technically destruction of land]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Battletoads and Double Dragon]]
* As the episode begins, Taco-Man wishes he had a friend to play with, and [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Grandpa shows up]]. Taco-Man wishes he had another friend to play with, but unfortunately, he's stuck with Grandpa.
* This exchange when Taco-Man selects players:
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "I'll be, um... uh... Rash, and you be... Billy."
-->'''Grandpa:''' "I have a rash!"
* This exchange:
-->'''Taco-Man Mimicking Professor T-Bird:''' "Billy, Jimmy, You're the finest warriors Earth has to offer! Can you help us?"
-->'''Taco-Man mimicking Billy and Jimmy:''' "Uh, not really. We're busy."
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Bippy and Jippy are the finest warriors Earth has to offer?"
-->'''Grandpa:''' "That's what the bird monster said."
-->'''Taco-Man Mimicking Professor T-Bird:''' "Now for some me time!"
-->(''Professor T-Bird watches porn on his computer.'')
* When Taco-Man and Grandpa start playing the game:
-->'''Grandpa:''' Uh, so who am I again?"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "You're the blonde guy currently hanging off the side of the spaceship."
-->'''Grandpa:''' "And I'm trying to beat up that frog?"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "No, Grandpa, that's me! We're a team, and we're beating up the guys in space suits!"
-->'''Grandpa:''' "[[BatmanCanBreatheInSpace How are we breathing?]]"
-->''''Taco-Man:''' "Uh, we're holding our breath."
* Taco-Man's reaction to Grandpa getting past the weight trap:
-->''''Taco-Man:''' "Okay, let's try this agai... Grandpa, how did you do that?"
-->'''Grandpa:''' "I just ran by it."
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Wait, you can run in this game?"
-->'''Grandpa:''' "Yep."
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "How are you better at games than me?!"
* When a missile is being launched at the Earth, one of the Dark Queen's henchmen says the Earth is doomed. Taco-Man shrugs it off, saying that, as a CallBack to the VideoGame/AwesomePossum review, the Earth is already doomed. Grandpa replies by saying he's too old to care about the Earth anymore.
* Taco-Man's ending to the game:
-->'''Taco-Man Mimicking Professor T-Bird:''' "Excellent! Well done!"
-->'''Taco-Man Mimicking the Battletoads:''' "No prob, Prof! We love beatin' up women!"
-->'''Taco-Man Mimicking Billy and Jimmy:''' "Not as much as we do, Toads! We beat up women every day!"
-->'''Taco-Man Mimicking Professor T-Bird:''' "All right. Well, I gotta go. Back to my porn!"
-->(''Professor T-Bird continues watching porn on his computer.'')
* The [[WebVideo/GameGrumps Gramp Grump]] intro at the end of the episode.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Pepsiman]]
* After hearing Pepsiman's theme song, Taco-Man tries to play his theme song, only for Pepsiman to interrupt it, saying they have no time for it.
* When Pepsiman complains that he doesn't remember his game looking so bad, Taco-Man sprays some nostalgia cleaner (previously shown, but not named, in the ''Tomb Raider'' episode) on the screen, enhancing the game's visual quality.
* This exchange:
-->'''Fireman:''' "Pepsiman! There's a building on fire just ahead!"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "And... how is that ''my'' problem?"
* Taco-Man's reactions to the slogans on the billboards in the desert level, followed by this exchange:
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "They're not even trying anymore!"
-->'''Pepsiman:''' "Kinda like you!"
* Taco-Man's reaction to the Japanese commercial the game is based on, specifically Pepsiman's mouth, which Pepsiman uses to suck him up and eat him afterwards.
-->Pepsiman: "Mmm! Pepsi and tacos!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Super Mario Maker]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Halloween Pooptacular 2015/75th Episode Spooktacular]]
* The second time Taco-Man gets interrupted by Trick-Or-Treaters. [[spoiler:The visitors reveal themselves as the supporting cast of ''Taco-Man: The Game Master'', and Dig Dude tells Taco-Man that Video Game World needs his help again. Taco-Man answers, "Sorry. That stupid show is over", then slams the door in their faces.]]
* As Ashley and Meagan eat pizza, via a looped animation of them endlessly biting and chewing their slices, Taco-Man exclaims, "Wow. I could watch this all day!" Indeed, he often returns to the kitchen afterward, just to watch the two of them eat. At some point, Taco-Man sees the girls leave the kitchen, then traps some augers, then ''returns to the kitchen again'', before he remembers that the girls stopped eating their pizza.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Super Star Wars]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Five Nights At Freddy's]]
[[/folder]]
[[AC:Taco-Man The Game Master Episodes]]
[[folder:Press Start]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Super Mario Preemptive Strike]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Pac-Manslaughter]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Sonic The Lamehog]]
* Taco-Man pulls a "Reverse Weegee", transferring his facial features to [[VideoGame/MarioIsMissing Weegee]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Too Many Links/Broken Link]]
* Taco-Man and his crew encounter Kaepora Gaebora, who tells them a really long and aimless story. Worse, after it finishes, Taco-Man accidentally tells Kaepora Gaebora that he'd like to hear it again.
* Right before Taco-Man and his crew reaches Ganondorf's lair, the moon from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask'' (albeit with a trollface) falls on them, [[GroundhogDayLoop sending them back to where and when they started]].
* Princess Zelda accidentally shatters the Triforce. As she picks up the pieces, she asks someone to get the superglue. Link opens a treasure chest to reveal a glowing tube of superglue, and proudly holds it aloft, to the accompaniment of the sound that plays whenever he acquires an important item in a ''Zelda'' game. An impatient Zelda grabs the glue and mutters that Link always acts so dramatic.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Donkey Kong]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Trouble With Virtual Boy]]
* How Princess Polygon manages to release Taco-Man and Dig Dude from Virtual Boy.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:I've Got A Woody]]
* Q*Bert the Potty Mouth:
-->'''Taco-Man''': "Well. Q*Bert, I hope you learned a valuable lesson today about anger management."
-->'''Q*Bert''': "And I hope you learned a valuable lesson about suckin' my D***! F*** you!" (To Derek the Brave) "And F*** you!" (To Virtual Boy) "And especially you, you F***in' asshole! I'm F***ing out of here, you c***suckers!"
* When Taco-Man decides to leave:
-->'''Dig Dude''': "You're leaving us?"
-->'''Taco-Man''': "Yeah, but we've had a successful run."
-->'''Dig Dude''': "Well, actually we lost that 'New Series' contest on Screwattack, and then Machinima didn't renew us for a second season..."
-->'''Taco-Man (snarling)''': "We've had a successful run."
* At first, Taco-Man decides not to help Woody, but then Princess Polygon reminds him in a thought balloon that their goal is to help all video game characters. Taco-Man asks her how she's doing the whole thought balloon effect, and she tells him she implanted a chip in his head when he was asleep.
* This:
-->'''Woody''': "Oh boy, my first job! Well, technically it would be my second job... my first job!"
[[/folder]]
[[AC:Other]]
[[folder:Knock It Off]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Night Trap]]
* After "Dana" explains what "she's" learned about Sarah, and reveals "herself" as Taco-Man in disguise, Ashley wonders if she's on a drug trip.
-->'''Ashley:''' Wait. My good friend, Sarah, and her family are vampires, and my other good friend, Dana, is a talking taco with oranges taped to his body...What is in this pizza?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Taco-Man Paint: Today Is My Birthday]]
* "Today is my birthday, and none of my friends came. Probably because they're all dead! C'mon guys, stop being dead! It's not funny anymore!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Detective Taco]]
*
* This scene:
-->'''Taco-Man mimicking Doctor:''' "Before bed tonight, have a:
-->[[RunningGag Glass of Milk]]
-->Glass of Milk
-->[[RuleOfThree Glass of Milk]]"
* During the final scene in the game, Taco-Man lets the viewers choose what Captain Novolin does to Mayor Gooden via annotations. [[spoiler:If you wait too long, Taco-Man chooses the former.]]
--> A. Give Mayor sugar packets, then cheese and crackers.
--> B. Give Mayor a glucagon shot, then cheese and crackers when he wakes up.
** For the former:
-->"The mayor can't swallow them since he is unconcious. [[DownerEnding The Mayor Died and Captain Novolin went to jail]]."
*** Taco-Man decides he likes this ending better than the real one.
** For the latter, a sex scene with The Mayor and Captain Novolin.
* At the end, Captain Novolin asks Taco-Man what he learned. Taco-Man tells him that he learned that everyone, both diabetic and non-diabetic, [[AnAesop should avoid sugary snacks and eat right to maintain a healthy lifestyle]]. In the next scene, [[IgnoredEpiphany Taco-Man goes to McDonald's and orders a double cheeseburger with extra cheese, large fries with cheese, and a large soda]] [[UpToEleven with cheese]], [[AndADietCoke and a glass of milk]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Muppet Adventure]]
* Kermit begins the review by introducing Taco-Man as a special guest star on ''Series/TheMuppetShow''. Taco-Man can't believe he's hosting ''The Muppet Show'', or that it was still on the air.
* After Taco-Man loses a life:
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "I've already died."
-->'''Kermit:''' "You're gonna die in real life if you don't do better."
* Taco-Man noticing how he and Kermit have similar voices and weird eyes. Miss Piggy then lusts over Taco-Man.
* Taco-Man apparently spending 24 hours playing Animal's bumper car stage.
* This scene:
-->'''Kermit:''' "Good, because we have a whole stash of unsold copies backstage."
-->'''Miss Piggy:''' "And a good review by you will help us sell them."
-->'''Kermit:''' "You don't want to end up in a landfill with em', do you?"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "No, I do not. Because then WebOrginal/TheAngryVideoGameNerd [[Film/AngryVideoGameNerdTheMovie will make a movie about it]]."
* Taco-Man is so bored by Fozzie's maze stages, that he actually begs for Kermit to kill him. Kermit refuses, [[PragmaticVillainy because that would be taking the easy way out]].
** Taco-Man also apparently spent 24 hours on those stages as well.
* The ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'' theme playing when Kermit battles Grumpasaurus.
* At the end, Taco-Man decides not to recommend the game to the viewers, not caring what Kermit and Miss Piggy do to him. He gets back at them by pointing out they have men's hands stuck up their butts.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Atari 2600]]
* Taco-Man's drunken rant about fans who complained that the TitleThemeTune ran too long, then responded to the song's shortening by demanding he put the missing part back, only to complain ''again'' after the lengthening that the song ran too long. Taco-Man also gripes that his decision to save the theme for the end of his videos resulted in viewers telling him to put it back at the beginning.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Zelda 2]]
* After Princess Zelda's spirit gives Taco-Man a mystical-sounding request to awaken her, he asks, "Do you always talk like that?" A relieved Zelda decides this means she doesn't have to maintain a fancy charade around him. She spends the rest of the review acting crude, impatient, and profane.
* On two occasions, Zelda grabs the controller from Taco-Man, and easily defeats the knight attacking Link.
-->'''Taco-Man:''' Why don't ''you'' just play the game?
-->'''Zelda:''' Because I'm a ghost, you idiot!
-->'''Taco-Man:''' But you just played some!
-->'''Zelda:''' Okay, I just don't feel like it. This game is shit.
-->'''Taco-Man:''' It's not ''that'' bad, actually.
-->'''Zelda:''' Whatever, wanker.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Silent Hill]]
* The callback to the ALF episode.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures]]
* This bit of literal DeadBabyComedy when Pac-Man delivers the milk too late:
--> '''Taco-Man mimicking Ms. Pac-Man:''' "It's about fucking time!!!!!!!! But, the baby's dead now. Happy?!?! You never wanted it anyway."
* Taco-Man's attempts to get Pac-Man to look at the rope.
--> '''Taco-Man:''' See that rope? Oh god, look! Look at the rope! The rope! Look! '''LOOK!'''
* Taco-Man's version to Mission 3's intro.
--> '''Taco-Man:''' Meanwhile, back at the stupids'...
--> '''Ms. Pac-Man:''' Junior, what happened?
--> '''Pac-Jr.:''' Those stupid ghosts stole my guitar and took off into the city!
--> '''Pac-Man:''' That's life son, now I'm going to fuck your mom.
--> '''Ms. Pac-Man:''' Get his guitar back, you shit-head!
--> '''Pac-Man:''' I mean I'm going to get your guitar back, you shit-head. I mean, son. Junior. Bastard. Whatever the hell you are.
* Taco-Man's reaction to the reveal of the Ghost Witch's name, in which he runs against a clip of the original game while exclaiming the following quote.
--> '''Taco-Man:''' Ghost... Witch?! This is the sequel to Pac-Man?! You know, wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka?!
* Taco-Man calling the Gum Monster the "Cum Monster."
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Overblood]]
* Taco-Man's realization that even after finishing the game, he still doesn't understand the origin or relevance of the title.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Clock Tower 2]]
* Taco-Man notices a photographer only "faking" holding a camera, then becomes confused as to why he can still see and hear a flash.
* Jennifer (or rather, Taco-Man voicing Jennifer) comments that escaping scissor-wielding maniacs seems to have started becoming her hobby.
* Jennifer shows a surprising lack of disgust when finding a corpse in the bathroom, and later finding herself standing on a pile of murdered children's bones. The latter actually inspires her to sing a spoof of Music/AnnieLennox's "Walking on Broken Glass".
-->'''Taco-Man mimicking Jennifer:''' So, I'm walking on children bones? Neat! ''Walking on, walking on, children bo-ones!''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Awesome Possum]]
*
--> '''Taco-Man:''' I remember when we had rainforests. You see, kids, the rainforests were large parts of land covered with trees that had lots of rainfall. Hence the name. Today, we no longer have rainforests because we used it to make paper material, such as box art and game manuals.
* This exchange:
--> '''Dr. Machino:''' You're not so awesome!
--> '''Taco-Man:''' Hey, I do the jokes around here!
* The CallBack to his ''VideoGame/SonicGenerations'' Review.
* Awesome Possum guest starring on the show in a feral form.
*
--> '''Taco-Man:''' The Arctic Circle. You see, kids, the Arctic Circle was... (RecordNeedleScratch) Well, you get the joke. It's fucked. We're all fucked.
* One of the questions in the bonus rounds asks Taco-Man how much toxic waste is improperly disposed of in the U.S.. Guessing that the correct answer will be the worst possible one, Taco-Man chooses C (90%) and is right. He also questions why the animals are so happy about that.
* Taco-Man riding the Rhino:
--> '''Taco-Man:''' "Yeah! Destroy that shit! Yeah, get stuck in that wall!"
* Taco-Man pointing out how [[RushmoreRefacement putting Awesome's face on Mount Rushmore]] [[HypocriticalHumor is technically destruction of land]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Battletoads and Double Dragon]]
* As the episode begins, Taco-Man wishes he had a friend to play with, and [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Grandpa shows up]]. Taco-Man wishes he had another friend to play with, but unfortunately, he's stuck with Grandpa.
* This exchange when Taco-Man selects players:
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "I'll be, um... uh... Rash, and you be... Billy."
-->'''Grandpa:''' "I have a rash!"
* This exchange:
-->'''Taco-Man Mimicking Professor T-Bird:''' "Billy, Jimmy, You're the finest warriors Earth has to offer! Can you help us?"
-->'''Taco-Man mimicking Billy and Jimmy:''' "Uh, not really. We're busy."
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Bippy and Jippy are the finest warriors Earth has to offer?"
-->'''Grandpa:''' "That's what the bird monster said."
-->'''Taco-Man Mimicking Professor T-Bird:''' "Now for some me time!"
-->(''Professor T-Bird watches porn on his computer.'')
* When Taco-Man and Grandpa start playing the game:
-->'''Grandpa:''' Uh, so who am I again?"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "You're the blonde guy currently hanging off the side of the spaceship."
-->'''Grandpa:''' "And I'm trying to beat up that frog?"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "No, Grandpa, that's me! We're a team, and we're beating up the guys in space suits!"
-->'''Grandpa:''' "[[BatmanCanBreatheInSpace How are we breathing?]]"
-->''''Taco-Man:''' "Uh, we're holding our breath."
* Taco-Man's reaction to Grandpa getting past the weight trap:
-->''''Taco-Man:''' "Okay, let's try this agai... Grandpa, how did you do that?"
-->'''Grandpa:''' "I just ran by it."
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Wait, you can run in this game?"
-->'''Grandpa:''' "Yep."
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "How are you better at games than me?!"
* When a missile is being launched at the Earth, one of the Dark Queen's henchmen says the Earth is doomed. Taco-Man shrugs it off, saying that, as a CallBack to the VideoGame/AwesomePossum review, the Earth is already doomed. Grandpa replies by saying he's too old to care about the Earth anymore.
* Taco-Man's ending to the game:
-->'''Taco-Man Mimicking Professor T-Bird:''' "Excellent! Well done!"
-->'''Taco-Man Mimicking the Battletoads:''' "No prob, Prof! We love beatin' up women!"
-->'''Taco-Man Mimicking Billy and Jimmy:''' "Not as much as we do, Toads! We beat up women every day!"
-->'''Taco-Man Mimicking Professor T-Bird:''' "All right. Well, I gotta go. Back to my porn!"
-->(''Professor T-Bird continues watching porn on his computer.'')
* The [[WebVideo/GameGrumps Gramp Grump]] intro at the end of the episode.
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[[folder: Pepsiman]]
* After hearing Pepsiman's theme song, Taco-Man tries to play his theme song, only for Pepsiman to interrupt it, saying they have no time for it.
* When Pepsiman complains that he doesn't remember his game looking so bad, Taco-Man sprays some nostalgia cleaner (previously shown, but not named, in the ''Tomb Raider'' episode) on the screen, enhancing the game's visual quality.
* This exchange:
-->'''Fireman:''' "Pepsiman! There's a building on fire just ahead!"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "And... how is that ''my'' problem?"
* Taco-Man's reactions to the slogans on the billboards in the desert level, followed by this exchange:
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "They're not even trying anymore!"
-->'''Pepsiman:''' "Kinda like you!"
* Taco-Man's reaction to the Japanese commercial the game is based on, specifically Pepsiman's mouth, which Pepsiman uses to suck him up and eat him afterwards.
-->Pepsiman: "Mmm! Pepsi and tacos!"
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[[folder:Halloween Pooptacular 2015/75th Episode Spooktacular]]
* The second time Taco-Man gets interrupted by Trick-Or-Treaters. [[spoiler:The visitors reveal themselves as the supporting cast of ''Taco-Man: The Game Master'', and Dig Dude tells Taco-Man that Video Game World needs his help again. Taco-Man answers, "Sorry. That stupid show is over", then slams the door in their faces.]]
* As Ashley and Meagan eat pizza, via a looped animation of them endlessly biting and chewing their slices, Taco-Man exclaims, "Wow. I could watch this all day!" Indeed, he often returns to the kitchen afterward, just to watch the two of them eat. At some point, Taco-Man sees the girls leave the kitchen, then traps some augers, then ''returns to the kitchen again'', before he remembers that the girls stopped eating their pizza.
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* Taco-Man pulls a "Reverse Weegee", transferring his facial features to [[VideoGame/MarioIsMissing Weegee]].
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* Taco-Man and his crew encounter Kaepora Gaebora, who tells them a really long and aimless story. Worse, after it finishes, Taco-Man accidentally tells Kaepora Gaebora that he'd like to hear it again.
* Right before Taco-Man and his crew reaches Ganondorf's lair, the moon from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask'' (albeit with a trollface) falls on them, [[GroundhogDayLoop sending them back to where and when they started]].
* Princess Zelda accidentally shatters the Triforce. As she picks up the pieces, she asks someone to get the superglue. Link opens a treasure chest to reveal a glowing tube of superglue, and proudly holds it aloft, to the accompaniment of the sound that plays whenever he acquires an important item in a ''Zelda'' game. An impatient Zelda grabs the glue and mutters that Link always acts so dramatic.
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[[folder:The Trouble With Virtual Boy]]
* How Princess Polygon manages to release Taco-Man and Dig Dude from Virtual Boy.
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[[folder:I've Got A Woody]]
* Q*Bert the Potty Mouth:
-->'''Taco-Man''': "Well. Q*Bert, I hope you learned a valuable lesson today about anger management."
-->'''Q*Bert''': "And I hope you learned a valuable lesson about suckin' my D***! F*** you!" (To Derek the Brave) "And F*** you!" (To Virtual Boy) "And especially you, you F***in' asshole! I'm F***ing out of here, you c***suckers!"
* When Taco-Man decides to leave:
-->'''Dig Dude''': "You're leaving us?"
-->'''Taco-Man''': "Yeah, but we've had a successful run."
-->'''Dig Dude''': "Well, actually we lost that 'New Series' contest on Screwattack, and then Machinima didn't renew us for a second season..."
-->'''Taco-Man (snarling)''': "We've had a successful run."
* At first, Taco-Man decides not to help Woody, but then Princess Polygon reminds him in a thought balloon that their goal is to help all video game characters. Taco-Man asks her how she's doing the whole thought balloon effect, and she tells him she implanted a chip in his head when he was asleep.
* This:
-->'''Woody''': "Oh boy, my first job! Well, technically it would be my second job... my first job!"
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[[folder:Night Trap]]
* After "Dana" explains what "she's" learned about Sarah, and reveals "herself" as Taco-Man in disguise, Ashley wonders if she's on a drug trip.
-->'''Ashley:''' Wait. My good friend, Sarah, and her family are vampires, and my other good friend, Dana, is a talking taco with oranges taped to his body...What is in this pizza?
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[[folder:Taco-Man Paint: Today Is My Birthday]]
* "Today is my birthday, and none of my friends came. Probably because they're all dead! C'mon guys, stop being dead! It's not funny anymore!"
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* As Ashley and Meghan Meagan eat pizza, via a looped animation of them endlessly biting and chewing their slices, Taco-Man exclaims, "Wow. I could watch this all day!" Indeed, he often returns to the kitchen afterward, just to watch the two of them eat. At some point, Taco-Man sees the girls leave the kitchen, then traps some augers, then ''returns to the kitchen again'', before he remembers that the girls stopped eating their pizza.
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* Right before Taco-Man and his crew reaches Ganondorf's lair, the moon from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask'' (albeit with a trollface) falls on them, [[GroundhogDayLoop sending them back to where and when they started]].
* Princess Zelda accidentally shatters the Triforce. As she picks up the pieces, she asks someone to get the superglue. Link opens a treasure chest to reveal a glowing tube of superglue, and proudly holds it aloft, to the accompaniment of the sound that plays whenever he acquires an important item in a ''Zelda'' game. An impatient Zelda grabs the glue and mutters that Link always acts so dramatic.
* Taco-Man and his crew encounter Kaepora Gaebora, who tells them a really long and aimless story. Worse, after it finishes, Taco-Man accidentally tells Kaepora Gaebora that he'd like to hear it again.
* Right before Taco-Man and his crew reaches Ganondorf's lair, the moon from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask'' (albeit with a trollface) falls on them, [[GroundhogDayLoop sending them back to where and when they started]].
* Princess Zelda accidentally shatters the Triforce. As she picks up the pieces, she asks someone to get the superglue. Link opens a treasure chest to reveal a glowing tube of superglue, and proudly holds it aloft, to the accompaniment of the sound that plays whenever he acquires an important item in a ''Zelda'' game. An impatient Zelda grabs the glue and mutters that Link always acts so dramatic.
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* Taco-Man and his crew encounter Kaepora Gaebora, who tells them a really long and aimless story. Worse, after it finishes, Taco-Man accidentally tells Kaepora Gaebora that he'd like to hear it again.
* Right before Taco-Man and his crew reaches Ganondorf's lair, the moon from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask'' (albeit with a trollface) falls on them, [[GroundhogDayLoop sending them back to where and when they started]].
* Princess Zelda accidentally shatters the Triforce. As she picks up the pieces, she asks someone to get the superglue. Link opens a treasure chest to reveal a glowing tube of superglue, and proudly holds it aloft, to the accompaniment of the sound that plays whenever he acquires an important item in a ''Zelda'' game. An impatient Zelda grabs the glue and mutters that Link always acts so dramatic.
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* The second time Taco-Man gets interrupted by Trick-Or-Treaters. [[spoiler:The visitors reveal themselves as the supporting cast of ''Taco-Man: The Game Master'', and Dig Dude tells Taco-Man that Video Game World needs his help again. Taco-Man [[WeAreNotGoingThroughThatAgain answers, "Sorry. That stupid show is over", then slams the door in their faces]].]]faces.]]
* As Ashley and Meghan eat pizza, via a looped animation of them endlessly biting and chewing their slices, Taco-Man exclaims, "Wow. I could watch this all day!" Indeed, he often returns to the kitchen afterward, just to watch the two of them eat. At some point, Taco-Man sees the girls leave the kitchen, then traps some augers, then ''returns to the kitchen again'', before he remembers that the girls stopped eating their pizza.
* As Ashley and Meghan eat pizza, via a looped animation of them endlessly biting and chewing their slices, Taco-Man exclaims, "Wow. I could watch this all day!" Indeed, he often returns to the kitchen afterward, just to watch the two of them eat. At some point, Taco-Man sees the girls leave the kitchen, then traps some augers, then ''returns to the kitchen again'', before he remembers that the girls stopped eating their pizza.
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* The second time Taco-Man gets interrupted by Trick-Or-Treaters. [[spoiler:The visitors reveal themselves as the supporting cast of ''Taco-Man: The Game Master'', and Dig Dude tells Taco-Man that Video Game World needs his help again. Taco-Man [[WeAreNotGoingThroughThatAgain answers, "Sorry. That stupid show is over", then slams the door in their faces.faces]].]]
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* Right before Taco-Man and his crew reaches Ganondorf's lair, the moon from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask'' (albeit with a trollface) falls on them, [[GroundhogDayLoop sending them back to where and when they started]].
* Princess Zelda accidentally shatters the Triforce. As she picks up the pieces, she asks someone to get the superglue. Link opens a treasure chest to reveal a glowing tube of superglue, and proudly holds it aloft, to the accompaniment of the sound that plays whenever he acquires an important item in a ''Zelda'' game. An impatient Zelda grabs the glue and mutters that Link always acts so dramatic.
* Taco-Man and his crew encounter Kaepora Gaebora, who tells them a really long and aimless story. Worse, after it finishes, Taco-Man accidentally tells Kaepora Gaebora that he'd like to hear it again.
* Right before Taco-Man and his crew reaches Ganondorf's lair, the moon from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask'' (albeit with a trollface) falls on them, [[GroundhogDayLoop sending them back to where and when they started]].
* Princess Zelda accidentally shatters the Triforce. As she picks up the pieces, she asks someone to get the superglue. Link opens a treasure chest to reveal a glowing tube of superglue, and proudly holds it aloft, to the accompaniment of the sound that plays whenever he acquires an important item in a ''Zelda'' game. An impatient Zelda grabs the glue and mutters that Link always acts so dramatic.
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* Right before Taco-Man and his crew reaches Ganondorf's lair, the moon from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask'' (albeit with a trollface) falls on them, [[GroundhogDayLoop sending them back to where and when they started]].
* Princess Zelda accidentally shatters the Triforce. As she picks up the pieces, she asks someone to get the superglue. Link opens a treasure chest to reveal a glowing tube of superglue, and proudly holds it aloft, to the accompaniment of the sound that plays whenever he acquires an important item in a ''Zelda'' game. An impatient Zelda grabs the glue and mutters that Link always acts so dramatic.
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-->'''Lady:''' I need your assistance.
-->'''Detective Taco:''' Then you came to the wrong place.
-->'''Lady:''' But the phone book said you're the best.
-->'''Detective Taco:''' That phone book is a lying whore!
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-->'''Lady:''' I need your assistance.
-->'''Detective Taco:''' Then you came to the wrong place.
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* Princess Zelda accidentally shatters the Triforce of Wisdom. As she picks up the pieces, she asks someone to get the glue. Link invokes MundaneMadeAwesome as he holds a glowing tube of glue aloft, to the accompaniment of the sound that plays whenever he acquires an important item in a ''Zelda'' game. An annoyed Zelda tells him that he doesn't have to do that every time he finds something.
* Princess Zelda accidentally shatters the Triforce of Wisdom. As she picks up the pieces, she asks someone to get the glue. Link invokes MundaneMadeAwesome as he holds a glowing tube of glue aloft, to the accompaniment of the sound that plays whenever he acquires an important item in a ''Zelda'' game. An annoyed Zelda tells him that he doesn't have to do that every time he finds something.
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* Right before Taco-Man and his crew reaches Ganon's Ganondorf's lair, the moon from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask'' (albeit with a trollface) falls on them, [[GroundhogDayLoop sending them back to where and when they started]].
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-->'''Taco-Man:''' Why don't ''you'' just play the game?
-->'''Zelda:''' Because I'm a ghost, you idiot!
-->'''Taco-Man:''' But you just played some!
-->'''Zelda:''' Okay, I just don't feel like it. This game is shit.
-->'''Taco-Man:''' It's not ''that'' bad, actually.
-->'''Zelda:''' Whatever, wanker.
-->'''Taco-Man:''' Why don't ''you'' just play the game?
-->'''Zelda:''' Because I'm a ghost, you idiot!
-->'''Taco-Man:''' But you just played some!
-->'''Zelda:''' Okay, I just don't feel like it. This game is shit.
-->'''Taco-Man:''' It's not ''that'' bad, actually.
-->'''Zelda:''' Whatever, wanker.
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* Taco-Man's realization that even after finishing the game, he still doesn't understand the origin or relevance of the title.
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* As the episode begins, Taco-Man wishes he had a friend to play with, and [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Grandpa shows up]]. Taco-Man wishes he had another friend to play with, but unfortunately, he's stuck with Grandpa.
* This exchange when Taco-Man selects players:
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "I'll be, um... uh... Rash, and you be... Billy."
-->'''Grandpa:''' "I have a rash!"
* This exchange:
-->'''Taco-Man Mimicking Professor T-Bird:''' "Billy, Jimmy, You're the finest warriors Earth has to offer! Can you help us?"
-->'''Taco-Man mimicking Billy and Jimmy:''' "Uh, not really. We're busy."
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Bippy and Jippy are the finest warriors Earth has to offer?"
-->'''Grandpa:''' "That's what the bird monster said."
-->'''Taco-Man Mimicking Professor T-Bird:''' "Now for some me time!"
-->(''Professor T-Bird watches porn on his computer.'')
* When Taco-Man and Grandpa start playing the game:
-->'''Grandpa:''' Uh, so who am I again?"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "You're the blonde guy currently hanging off the side of the spaceship."
-->'''Grandpa:''' "And I'm trying to beat up that frog?"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "No, Grandpa, that's me! We're a team, and we're beating up the guys in space suits!"
-->'''Grandpa:''' "[[BatmanCanBreatheInSpace How are we breathing?]]"
-->''''Taco-Man:''' "Uh, we're holding our breath."
* Taco-Man's reaction to Grandpa getting past the weight trap:
-->''''Taco-Man:''' "Okay, let's try this agai... Grandpa, how did you do that?"
-->'''Grandpa:''' "I just ran by it."
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "Wait, you can run in this game?"
-->'''Grandpa:''' "Yep."
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "How are you better at games than me?!"
* When a missile is being launched at the Earth, one of the Dark Queen's henchmen says the Earth is doomed. Taco-Man shrugs it off, saying that, as a CallBack to the VideoGame/AwesomePossum review, the Earth is already doomed. Grandpa replies by saying he's too old to care about the Earth anymore.
* Taco-Man's ending to the game:
-->'''Taco-Man Mimicking Professor T-Bird:''' "Excellent! Well done!"
-->'''Taco-Man Mimicking the Battletoads:''' "No prob, Prof! We love beatin' up women!"
-->'''Taco-Man Mimicking Billy and Jimmy:''' "Not as much as we do, Toads! We beat up women every day!"
-->'''Taco-Man Mimicking Professor T-Bird:''' "All right. Well, I gotta go. Back to my porn!"
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* After hearing Pepsiman's theme song, Taco-Man tries to play his theme song, only for Pepsiman to interrupt it, saying they have no time for it.
* When Pepsiman complains that he doesn't remember his game looking so bad, Taco-Man sprays some nostalgia cleaner on the screen, enhancing the game's visual quality.
* This exchange:
-->'''Fireman:''' "Pepsiman! There's a building on fire just ahead!"
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "And... how is that ''my'' problem?"
* Taco-Man's reactions to the slogans on the billboards in the desert level, followed by this exchange:
-->'''Taco-Man:''' "They're not even trying anymore!"
-->'''Pepsiman:''' "Kinda like you!"
*Taco-Man's reaction to the Japanese commercial the game is based on, specifically Pepsiman's mouth, which Pepsiman uses to suck him up and eat him afterwards.
-->Pepsiman: "Mmm! Pepsi and tacos!"
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* After Princess Zelda's spirit gives Taco-Man a mystical-sounding request to awaken her, he asks, "Do you always talk like that?" A relieved Zelda decides this means she doesn't have to maintain a fancy charade around him. She spends the rest of the review acting crude, impatient, and profane.
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* After Princess Zelda's spirit gives Taco-Man a mystical-sounding request to awaken her, he asks, "Do you always talk like that?" A relieved Zelda decides this means she doesn't have to maintain a fancy charade around him. She spends the rest of the review acting crude, impatient, and profane.
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* Taco-Man and his son agree that the villain doesn't sound ''too'' evil.
-->'''Taco-Man:''' Blobert, sporting some big bloobies, came to Earth, and tricked a horny boy into helping him defeat the evil emperor, who makes everyone eat only marshmallows and chocolate.
-->'''Taco-Man's son:''' That doesn't sound so bad.
-->'''Taco-Man:''' Yeah, I wish he was ''my'' emperor!
-->'''Taco-Man:''' Blobert, sporting some big bloobies, came to Earth, and tricked a horny boy into helping him defeat the evil emperor, who makes everyone eat only marshmallows and chocolate.
-->'''Taco-Man's son:''' That doesn't sound so bad.
-->'''Taco-Man:''' Yeah, I wish he was ''my'' emperor!
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* Taco-Man's drunken rant about fans who complained that the TitleThemeTune ran too long, then responded to the song's removal shortening by demanding he put it the missing part back, then responded only to its re-appearance at complain ''again'' after the lengthening that the song ran too long. Taco-Man also gripes that his decision to save the theme for the end of his videos by wishing he'd resulted in viewers telling him to put it back at the beginning.
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* Jennifer (or rather, Taco-Man voicing Jennifer) admits that running from killers with scissors has become her hobby by this point.
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-->'''Taco-Man mimicking Jennifer:''' So, I'm walking on children's bones? Neat! ''Walking on, walking on, children's bo-ones!''
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* Taco-Man notices a photographer only "faking" holding a camera, then becomes confused as to why he can still see and hear a flash.
* Jennifer (or rather, Taco-Man voicing Jennifer) admits that running from killers with scissors has become her hobby by this point.
* Jennifer shows a surprising lack of disgust when finding a corpse in the bathroom, and later finding herself standing on a pile of murdered children's bones. The latter actually inspires her to sing a spoof of Music/AnnieLennox's "Walking on Broken Glass".
-->'''Taco-Man mimicking Jennifer:''' So, I'm walking on children's bones? Neat! ''Walking on, walking on, children's bo-ones!''
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* Jennifer shows a surprising lack of disgust when finding a corpse in the bathroom, and later finding herself standing on a pile of murdered children's bones. The latter actually inspires her to sing a spoof of Music/AnnieLennox's "Walking on Broken Glass".
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* After "Dana" explains what "she's" learned about Sarah, and reveals "herself" as Taco-Man in disguise, Ashley wonders if she's on a drug trip.
-->'''Ashley:''' Wait. My good friend, Sarah, and her family are vampires, and my other good friend, Dana, is a talking taco with oranges taped to his body...What is in this pizza?
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-->'''Ashley:''' Wait. My good friend, Sarah, and her family are vampires, and my other good friend, Dana, is a talking taco with oranges taped to his body...What is in this pizza?
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* Taco-Man is so bored by Fozzie's maze stages, that he actually begs for Kermit to kill him. Kermit refuses, because that would be taking the easy way out.
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* At the end, Taco-Man decides not to recommend the game to the viewers, not caring what Kermit and Miss Piggy do to them.him. He gets back at them by pointing out they have men's hands stuck up their butts.
*This bit of literal DeadBabyComedy when Pac-Man delivers the milk too late:
--> '''Taco-Man mimicking Ms. Pac-Man:''' "It's about fucking time!!!!!!!! But, the baby's dead now. Happy?!?! You never wanted it anyway."
--> '''Taco-Man mimicking Ms. Pac-Man:''' "It's about fucking time!!!!!!!! But, the baby's dead now. Happy?!?! You never wanted it anyway."
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--> '''Taco-Man:''' I remember when we had rainforests. You see, kids, the rainforests were large parts of land covered with trees that had lots of rainfall. Hence the name. Today, we no longer have rainforests because we used it to make paper material, such as box art and game manuals.
* This exchange:
--> '''Dr. Machino:''' You're not so awesome!
--> '''Taco-Man:''' Hey, I do the jokes around here!
* The CallBack to his ''VideoGame/SonicGenerations'' Review.
* Awesome Possum guest starring on the show in a feral form.
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--> '''Taco-Man:''' The Arctic Circle. You see, kids, the Arctic Circle was... (RecordNeedleScratch) Well, you get the joke. It's fucked. We're all fucked.
* One of the questions in the bonus rounds asks Taco-Man how much toxic waste is improperly disposed of in the U.S.. Guessing that the correct answer will be the worst possible one, Taco-Man chooses C (90%) and is right. He also questions why the animals are so happy about that.
* Taco-Man riding the Rhino:
--> '''Taco-Man:''' "Yeah! Destroy that shit! Yeah, get stuck in that wall!"
* Taco-Man pointing out how [[RushmoreRefacement putting Awesome's face on Mount Rushmore]] [[HypocriticalHumor is technically destruction of land]].
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