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* "I am fed up with you constantly staring at my wife! '''ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!'''

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* -->'''Renzo:''' "I am fed up with you constantly staring at my wife! '''ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!'''
ENOUGH!!'''"\\
'''Habib:''' [[NotEvenBotheringWithAnExcuse But look at her! She's hot!]]
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-->'''Keith:''' I do not want to speak to that fucking florist AGAIN!! OK, Renzo!
-->'''Renzo:''' I'm sorry Keith.

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-->'''Keith:''' I do not want to speak to that fucking florist AGAIN!! OK, Renzo!
Renzo?!
-->'''Renzo:''' I'm sorry sorry, Keith.
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-->'''Keith:''' I do not want to speak to that fucking florist AGAIN!! OK Renzo!

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-->'''Keith:''' I do not want to speak to that fucking florist AGAIN!! OK OK, Renzo!



-->'''Keith:''' (to Vikram) And if you don't stop following me, I'll fuckin fire you!

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-->'''Keith:''' (to Vikram) And if you don't stop following me, I'll fuckin fuckin' fire you!



-->'''Traffic Controller:''' I'll fuckin find you, and I'll burn your house down!
-->'''Mario:''' While you're burning down my house, I'll be wearing your vest and routing your wife, mate!

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-->'''Traffic Controller:''' I'll fuckin fuckin' find you, and I'll burn your house down!
-->'''Mario:''' While you're burning down my house, I'll be wearing your vest and routing rooting your wife, mate!



-->'''Mario:''' Oh and I'll be telling her to go slow!

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-->'''Mario:''' Oh Oh, and I'll be telling her to go slow!



-->'''Mario:'' and stop at the G stop darling!

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-->'''Mario:'' and -->'''Mario:''' And stop at the G stop stop, darling!



-->'''Mario:''' Yes mate!
** Later when Amanda crashed and the Traffic Controller and argue that she nearly killed him. Murray then caught Amanda for drink driving.

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-->'''Mario:''' Yes Yes, mate!
** Later when Amanda crashed and into the Traffic Controller and argue argues that she nearly killed him. Murray then caught Amanda for drink driving.



-->'''Traffic Controller:''' What are you doing with my wife you mongrel!

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-->'''Traffic Controller:''' What are you doing with my wife wife, you mongrel!
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* In Rocket Ride, when the florist called Keith about the flowers, and Keith had finally snapped at Renzo, he didn't want to speak to the florist, Again!
-->'''Keith:''' I do not want to speak to that fucking florist AGAIN!! OK Renzo!
-->'''Renzo:''' I'm sorry Keith.
-->'''Keith:''' (to Vikram) And if you don't stop following me, I'll fuckin fire you!

* "I am fed up with you constantly staring at my wife! '''ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!'''

* In 'A Swifty Shifty Christmas', there was a scene when Mario had a fight with the Traffic Controller after he called Mario a coward.
-->'''Traffic Controller:''' I'll fuckin find you, and I'll burn your house down!
-->'''Mario:''' While you're burning down my house, I'll be wearing your vest and routing your wife, mate!
-->'''Traffic Controller:''' No!
-->'''Mario:''' Oh and I'll be telling her to go slow!
-->'''Traffic Controller:''' No!
-->'''Mario:'' and stop at the G stop darling!
-->'''Traffic Controller:''' Noooooo!!!!!
-->'''Mario:''' Yes mate!
** Later when Amanda crashed and the Traffic Controller and argue that she nearly killed him. Murray then caught Amanda for drink driving.
** Near the end, when Mario took the woman from the pub home, who vomited on the van and then a taxi, and as he opened the door, look who he saw.
-->'''Traffic Controller:''' What are you doing with my wife you mongrel!

* Somebody took my pants and my shirt and my shoes.

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