History Funny / SuperMarioLogan

** The ending where the Rockstar CEO finally announces the new GTA VI after **40 years**, but there's a catch, you need to a $100 monthly subscription and an $200 subscription on top of that for guns in the game, it is only available digitally and it is on their own console made specially for GTA VI that's also a monthly subscription, cue Junior and Joseph looking disappointed, [[RageBreakingPoint while Jeffy is literally shaking in rage with his angry eyebrows.]]

** Logan's interpretation of the [[Rockstar]] CEO, bonus goes to Chris/Pablo for his performance as the character, portraying him as a rich and jerkish troll who keeps up delaying the release date for GTA VI.

** The ending where the Rockstar CEO finally announces the new GTA VI after **40 years**, but there's a catch, you need to a $100 monthly subscription and another subscription on top of that for additional features, and it is on their own console made specially for GTA VI that's also a monthly subscription, cue everyone looking upset, [[RageBreakingPoint especially Jeffy who is literally shaking in rage.]]
-->'''Joseph:''' Nigga what?\\
'''Junior:''' We waited 40 years for that?\\

'''Jeffy:''' THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!\\

---> '''Joseph:''' [[JerkAss NO, DUDE!]] [[PoliticalOvercorrectness I’m not your help! What are you gonna do, call me “boy” next?]]

-->'''Jeffy:''' You’re guilty, (bangs gavel) and also I order you to pay back all the money that you’ve stolen, so however much that is, just calculate that with a calculator, (bangs gavel) Also go to jail for like a day, (Bangs gavel) and also no sticker for you. (bangs gavel)

-->'''Billy:''' (hurt) You know the words you say could really hurt.

''(cue three devastating yet priceless ThisIsGonnaSuck/MyGodWhatHaveIDone looks from the boys back home)''

** Charleyyy [[BlackComedy getting run over.]]

--->Braxton: Hahahahaha, I know that's a damn lie, because you as dumb as hell.
* The [[BlackComedy darkly hilarious]], ''brutal'' DownerEnding of "The Celebrity Crush!". Junior sabotaged Toby Sherbert's parachute in hopes that he'd merely injure himself landing on stage. What follows is one of the most darkest examples of GoneHorriblyRight with the trio- especially Junior- looking like they hate life now.
-->'''Toby:''' Hey, Thomas, let's go skydiving, I got a special yellow parachute just for you!\\
'''Thomas:''' Weeeeee!\\
''(cue three devastating yet priceless ThisIsGonnaSuck + MyGodWhatHaveIDone looks from the boys back home)''

* "The Celebrity Crush!"
** For those into BlackComedy, the entire ending of the episode.

** Rosalina dressed as Harley Quinn from the comics, much to Mario's dismay, hoping for her to be dressed as her Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse counterpart.

** There's also Junior's ''wild'' last meal request, witch among other things, has things like blue milk from a Mcdonalds on Tatooine, a blue cactus, and the Papa Johns octopus pizza that Papa John himself called a racial slur. Brooklyn Guy ends up getting ''all of this.''

** At the end, both Judge Pooby ''and'' Bully disappointed about the fact Juniors crazy last meal request means no electric chair. The former because he wanted to see “someone fry “ and the latter because he’s a death seeker and wanted the electric chair .

** Jeffy appears shirtless, claiming that his shirt ran away and didn't want to be part of him anymore. Just as Mario reacts to this, Jeffy's shirt [[FunnyBackgroundEvent actually literally flies by them]].
** Junior uses Jeffy as a tee for playing T-Ball, [[SmallRoleBigImpact causing yet another injury]].
** After Mario and Rosalina find out that Jeffy's tooth got knocked out thanks to Junior, they try using DIYDentistry to get out Jeffy's other tooth. All of their attempts fail, including the traditional "doorknob" trick, tying Jeffy's tooth to a truck, and tying the tooth to Shrek's foot in the hope that his weight will pull it out. At least until Jeffy easily twirls the tooth out.

*** Junior accidentally touching Cody and Chef Pee Pee, turning them into corn dogs and leaving them being distinguished by only their glasses and chef hat, respectively.
*** Junior accidentally turning the couch into a bunch of corn dogs, forcing him and Cody to sit on another couch.

*** Junior turning the ''bath water'' into a bath of ''corn dogs''. '''Literally.'''
*** Junior tries to cut his hands off, an attempt that has been already {{Squick}}ed and [[FanonDiscontinuity brutally panned]] by many fans in a previous episode, "The Gun!". Thankfully, the Corn Dog Curse prevents him from doing just that.

** The Corn Dog God tells Junior that in order to get rid of his curse, Junior must make a song about how much he loves corn dogs. Especially with mustard and ketchup. It turns out that it was a trick, and the actual method to get rid of the curse was to eat all the corn dogs that Junior threw out the window earlier.
** Junior accidentally touching the grass while trying to eat the corn dogs he threw out the window, resulting in the entire ''Earth'' turning into a giant corn dog.

** When everyone tries to ask the Easter Bunny Genie for a hint, Jeffy shows them the golden egg and, completely unaware that he has the egg, wishes that he found the egg. At that point, he ''already'' has the egg, so all it lets out is a little flash, essentially making his wish meaningless. [[MassOhCrap Everyone else is shocked and enraged at Jeffy for wasting the wish]], and they beat him up to death.

** Jeffy sentences a woman to jail for trying to steal food for her son. Why does she do that? Because the food she stole was a can of green beans.

* "Attack Of The Nuns!": Brooklyn wants to know what the nuns where doing, to which Cody says the two nuns were doing Fortnite moves, making Officer Brooklyn deem them as very dangerous nuns.

-->'''Jeffy:''' (drugged) Daddy! Do you see the fucking monkey!?

** The Mr. Goodman trap scene with Goodman ruthlessly badmouthing Billy at the sight of seeing him, referring to Billy as a "she", thinking he slept with a "kinky bitch", and at one point, referring to Billy as one of those "emo girls".

* From "Bowser Junior's Summer School":
** The teacher at the summer school is none other than [[DeanBitterman Principal Steinbeck]], who [[HairTriggerTemper naturally gets enraged at the slighest provocation]]. For example, upon asking if anyone has any questions:
--->'''Shrek:''' Uh, Mr. Stein-[[AccidentalMisnaming Donkey]]? This isn't culinary cheesecake class?\\
'''Steinbeck:''' '''[[GetOut GET OUT]] OF MY CLASSROOM, RIGHT NOW!!!'''\\
'''Shrek:''' Oh, oh, well, uh, I guess my question has been answered. Goodbye, everybody. ''(leaves)''
** Then Toad [[TooDumbToLive throws a piece of paper at him]], prompting Steinbeck to [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown give Toad the beating of his life]].

*** Before that, he makes the following quote:

** The entire sequence where Brooklyn T. Guy and his assistant Simmons destroy Chef Pee Pee's turkey.

** The return of Rosalina's parents.

--->'''Rosalina:''' [[BreakingTheFourthWall So then Jeffy locked Mario out of the house! And the fans hated it!]]
** Bowser inviting Brooklyn T. Guy over for Thanksgiving.
*** Rosalina's reaction when Brooklyn gets invited to dinner.

'''Mario:''' ''(stuttering)'' Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
** Mario and Black Yoshi giving Brooklyn an InstantSedation.
*** Mario knocking out Brooklyn with a plate, after the latter begins to wake up.

-->'''Hank:''' ''(on Timmy's reaction to his original punishment) Jesus...''

-->'''Billy:''' (hurt) "You know the words you say could really hurt."

-->'''Goodman:''' "Chives, help! She's a crazy bitch! I think I'm in love!"
* "Attack Of The Nuns!", Brooklyn wanted to know what the nuns where doing, Cody stated the two nuns were doing Fortnite moves, making Officer Brooklyn deem them as very dangerous nuns.
* In "Jeffy's Doll!", Chucky stabs Rose multiple times, [[DissonantSerenity she is laughing while this is happening, actually enjoying it,]] stating this is fun, [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction she casually said she might die while laughing and drops dead.]]

** Principal Steinbeck beating up Toad after being hit by a paper ball.

* In "Jeffy's Doll!", Chucky stabs Rose multiple times, [[DissonantSerenity she is laughing while this is happening, actually enjoying him stabbing her,]] stating this is fun, [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction she casually said she might die while laughing and drops dead.]]

** When spotting the dead body of Rose, they do a [[WesternAnimation/BluesClues]]-style part spotting the clue.

* In "Jeffy's Doll!", Chucky stabs Rose multiple times, she is laughing while this is happening, actually enjoying him stabbing her, she is even laughing, stating this is fun, she casually said she might die while laughing and drops dead.

-->'''Billy:''' (hurt) ''You know the words you say could really hurt.''

-->'''Goodman:''' ''Chives, help! She's a crazy bitch! I think I'm in love!''

** The Mr. Goodman trap scene where Goodman ruthlessly badmouthing Billy at the sight of seeing him, and at point, referring to Billy as one of those "emo girls".

--->'''Shrek:''' Excuse me, Mr. Stein-[[AccidentalMisnaming Donkey]]? This isn't culinary cheesecake class, is it?\\

'''Shrek:''' Well, it looks like my question has been answered. Goodbye, everybody. ''(leaves)''

Pretty much almost anything [[UsefulNotes/McDonalds Ronald McDonald]]- and later [[Advertising/BurgerKing The Burger King]]- say in "Junior's Free Fries!", played by Anthony and Pablo/Chris respectively.