History Funny / SpiderManFarFromHome

* Peter arrives to meet MJ in costume and grabs her in his arms, about to partake in the same romantic swing through NY that Spider-Man has done with his love interests in other media... except instead, MJ is ''screaming in terror'' the entire time. [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome Having to hold onto someone as they swing from tall buildings at fast speeds isn't heartwarming or intimate; it's]] ''[[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome terrifying.]]'' MJ is screaming the entire time, and her hair is a mess from the wind. When Spidey puts her down outside of Madison Square Garden, she states frenzied that she ''never'' wants to do that again.

-->'''Mr. Dell:''' Earth, wind, fire, water?! Oh no. They've joined forces, like the Franchise/PowerRangers!\\

** As dark as it is, there’s something unintentionally funny about J. Jonah Jameson revealing Spider-Man’s identity to the world, considering that he’s, well, ''[[LargeHam J. Jonah Jameson.]]'' Also funny on a meta level as well when you realize that Tom Holland, an actor infamous for always revealing secrets out to the public, gets a taste of his own medicine when his own character gets his secret identity revealed to the entire world. No matter in or out-of-universe, Tom Holland just cannot keep secrets!

-->'''Peter:''' I’m just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.\\
'''Fury:''' [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch please]], you’ve been to space!
** When Peter tries to list other heroes that could do the job, they’re all unavailable for one reason or another. When he mentions Captain Marvel, Fury snaps that Peter not even mention her, presumably given their close friendship. This becomes HilariousInHindsight when it’s revealed that it’s Talos who’s been Fury the whole time and it takes on a whole different light.

*** It also adds a RewatchBonus to many of their prior scenes; MJ’s suspicion best explains how ''exceptionally'' casual she is about Peter ditching her at the opera, the quick glance she shoots his way when Brad’s phone loses his picture, and her quick, biting questioning of why Flash likes Spider-Man.

* After Mysterio’s villainy is revealed, he spends the rest of the movie in a goofy looking mo-cap suit with a clear fishbowl on his head. The filmmakers managed to make the official Mysterio suit look pretty cool. This get-up? Not so much.

-->'''MJ:''' What about you, Brad? Why do you think it's cool to take pictures of people in the bathroom?
-->'''Flash:''' Yeah, man, what's that about?

** The Italian customs officer [[BaitAndSwitch proceeds to take out]] ''[[BrickJoke that banana from earlier]]'' [[BaitAndSwitch that May snuck into his luggage along with the suit, and states that it’s not allowed]].

* Peter receives the stealth suit from a tall, gorgeous blonde agent... who insists, viciously, that he try it on right that second by continuously yelling “{{Take off your clothes}}!” at him.

---> '''Mr. Dell:''' We came for science, we're leaving because of witches. Welcome to the new Dark Ages.

-->'''[[Film/IronMan1 Flashback Obadiah Stane:]]''' TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO ''BUILD THIS'' IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF ''SCRAPS!''

--->'''MJ:''' ''[[[AwesomenessByAnalysis revealing the web-covered projector she recovered during the fight]]]'' Well, do Night Monkey and Spider-Man use the exact same webs?
--->'''Peter:''' ''[still trying not to panic]'' [[BlatantLies Well, um, uh, he might? Maybe he's a spider monkey!]]

** Following from this, while Flash, MJ, Ned, Betty, and Happy are cornered by the Mysterio drones, they all begin to confess as they think that they're about to die (i.e. Betty has a fake ID even though she never actually tries to use it). Happy's confession:

*** Even better, Ned and MJ both look grossed because they ''know'' who he was talking about. Even more funny is that Happy's confession is all what Betty and Flash needed to know to realize Spiderman's secret identity if Happy ever started to date May.

-->'''MJ:''' Whoo! Yeah! Never, never doing that again. Never doing that again...