History Funny / SpiderMan

26th Jul '17 9:10:27 PM TheWildWestPyro
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-->(A croaking frog jumps onto the gunman's semiautomatic)

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-->(A croaking frog jumps onto the gunman's semiautomatic) gunman's .45)
19th Jul '17 11:00:36 PM TheWildWestPyro
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-->'''Batman:''' I was '''''never "cute".'''''

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-->'''Batman:''' I was '''''never "cute".'cute'.'''''


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** And after the vows are said and done:
-->'''Jonah:''' I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now kiss the bride.
-->'''Parker:''' Psst, J.J?
-->'''Jonah:''' ''What?!''
-->'''Peter:''' Now that we're related...can I borrow fifty bucks?
-->'''Jonah:''' (As his father and May kiss) PARKERRR!
17th Jul '17 7:27:13 AM TheWildWestPyro
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-->'''Henchman:''' Absolutely.
-->'''Other Henchman:''' Yup.

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-->'''Henchman:''' -->'''Johnston:''' Absolutely.
-->'''Other Henchman:''' -->'''Varley:''' Yup.
17th Jul '17 6:36:55 AM TheWildWestPyro
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* A small one in a gritty story arc-Issue #285 of ASM has Hammerhead proposing that he become leader of all the gangs in NYC to The Rose. After he leaves, the Rose turns to his subordinates, and these three hardened mobsters proceed to talk like gossiping teenagers:

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* A small one in a gritty story arc-Issue #285 of ASM has Hammerhead proposing that he become leader of all the gangs in NYC to The Rose. After he leaves, the Rose turns to his subordinates, and these three hardened mobsters proceed to talk like gossiping teenagers:
17th Jul '17 6:36:21 AM TheWildWestPyro
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* A small one in a gritty story arc-Issue #285 of ASM has Hammerhead proposing that he become leader of all the gangs in NYC to The Rose. After he leaves, the Rose turns to his subordinates, and these three hardened mobsters proceed to talk like gossiping teenagers:
-->'''The Rose:''' That man is stuck in an Edward G. Robinson film.
-->'''Henchman:''' Absolutely.
-->'''Other Henchman:''' Yup.
17th Jul '17 2:05:58 AM TheWildWestPyro
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** Spider-Kid arrives to take on the other two:

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** Spider-Kid [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass somehow flips the car over]], then arrives to take on the other two:
17th Jul '17 2:05:04 AM TheWildWestPyro
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-->'''Spidey:''' (exasperated) Great. Just great. I can think of ''more'' appropriate names, like--
-->(A series of trademarked logos appears) THE ALL-WIENER SQUAD™. THE OY TEAM™. [[CrossesTheLineTwice THE SPASTIC THREE™]].

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-->'''Spidey:''' (exasperated) Great. Just great. I can think of ''more'' appropriate names, like--
-->(A
like--(a series of trademarked logos appears) THE ALL-WIENER SQUAD™. THE OY TEAM™. [[CrossesTheLineTwice THE SPASTIC THREE™]].
17th Jul '17 2:03:48 AM TheWildWestPyro
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-->'''Driving Gunman:''' We're not too late! There he is! Shoot! SHOOT!

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-->'''Driving Gunman:''' -->'''Gunman riding shotgun:''' We're not too late! There he is! Shoot! SHOOT!



-->'''Toad:''' Thr-WHUMPF.

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-->'''Toad:''' Thr-WHUMPF.Thr-'''WHUMPF'''.


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** Spidey's attempt to chew them all out somehow results in the formation of a new superhero team.
-->'''Spidey:''' My responsibility ends here! And frankly, you three misfits ''deserve'' each other. [[OhCrap ...Uh...wait...that's not to say that--]]
-->'''Frog-Man:''' You know, Toad, you do have a lot of experience. Even if you do dumb things like set up ambushes just so Spidey thinks he needs you.
-->'''Spider-Kid:''' Yeah, and then boast outside my window so I find out all about it!
-->'''Frog-Man:''' And you've always had your ''natural'' power. I'm just starting out...
-->'''Toad:''' Well, you've certainly got me beat on leaping height, Frog-Man. Why, if I could hone your fighting skills...
-->'''Spidey:''' WHAT fighting skills? He couldn't even beat an ''EGG!''
-->'''Toad:''' (Addressing Spider-Kid) And these hydraulic arms? You make them yourself?
-->'''Spider-Kid:''' You bet! You need a weapons maker for this team, I'm your man!
-->'''Spidey:''' Team? ''WHAT TEAM?!''
-->'''Toad:''' (Raising a finger in the air) Gentlemen, Spider-Man is right. We ''deserve'' each other!
-->'''Spider-Kid:''' A real super-team! I'm a ''charter member!'' And we'll call ourselves...
-->'''Spidey:''' [[Film/TheThreeStooges Curly, Larry and Moe?]] Guys, you can't be serious.
-->'''Frog-Man:''' (As the trio walk away) Don't worry, Spider-Man! We won't steal your thunder...too often. Hey, guys! How about what Spidey called us for a team name!
-->'''Toad:''' Misfits? That's appropriate.
-->'''The Misfits:''' (jumping away together) '''TO THE''' '''''MISFITS!'''''
-->'''Spidey:''' (exasperated) Great. Just great. I can think of ''more'' appropriate names, like--
-->(A series of trademarked logos appears) THE ALL-WIENER SQUAD™. THE OY TEAM™. [[CrossesTheLineTwice THE SPASTIC THREE™]].
17th Jul '17 1:51:39 AM TheWildWestPyro
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* With the gunman out, Spidey turns his attention back to [[SarcasmMode the epic duel]] in a toy store window.

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* ** With the gunman out, Spidey turns his attention back to [[SarcasmMode the epic duel]] in a toy store window.



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* ** Spider-Kid arrives to take on the other two:
-->'''Spider-Kid:''' Come ''on'', losers! Take your best shot!
-->'''Frog-Man:''' Ready, Toad?
-->'''Toad:''' Ready, Frog-Man and--
-->(They both jump)
-->'''Toad:''' One...
-->'''Frog-Man:''' --Two!
-->'''Toad:''' Thr-WHUMPF.
-->'''Spider-Kid:''' (As the two collide) Hah, you missed--(Frog-Man and Toad land on him)--MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--
17th Jul '17 1:48:25 AM TheWildWestPyro
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-->'''Disgusted Gunman:''' [[{{Squick}} Oh, ick! '''ICK!''' ICK! ICK!]] I--(gets punched by Spidey)

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-->'''Disgusted Gunman:''' [[{{Squick}} Oh, ick! '''ICK!''' ICK! ICK! ICK!]] I--(gets punched by Spidey)


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* With the gunman out, Spidey turns his attention back to [[SarcasmMode the epic duel]] in a toy store window.
-->'''Toad:''' (Slipping on marbles, trying to punch Frog-Man) Stand still, you stupid sod!
-->'''Frog-Man:''' (Also slipping and failing to hit Toad) You first, old man!
-->'''Spidey:''' Now ''there's'' something you don't see every day. [[{{Pun}} They're losing their marbles!]] [[TemptingFate At least things can't get worse!]]
-->(A car with the other gunmen arrives)
-->'''Driving Gunman:''' We're not too late! There he is! Shoot! SHOOT!
-->'''Oliver Osnick:''' (As one of his metal arms reveals itself) Have no fear...''the Spectacular Spider-Kid is here!''
-->'''Spidey:''' (slapping his head) It's worse!
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