History Funny / Somecallmejohnny

* How about the adorable cat Selene? She manages to ''kill'' Gilly by turning off the TV. As Johnny turns it back on, only Gilly's clothes remain on the couch. Johnny's distraught reaction might be unpleasant to look at, but it's still a little bit funny.

!![[AC:''Super Mario Maker'' Review ]]
* At the beginning of the video, Johnny wants to play Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night, but Gilly the Kid interrupts that to his annoyance.
* Gilly accidentally breaks the remote that controls Johnny's "Censored Mode". Have fun enjoying the rest of the review with the curse words bleeped out.

* Johnny's reason for playing X5's original UsefulNotes/PlayStation version and not the recently released ''X Legacy Collection 2'' version? He liked the localized name ''Duff [=McWhalen=]'' more than original ''Tidal Whale''.

-->'''Johnny:''' It's boost here, boost there, don't die here- '''AAGH FUCK MY HEAD'''

* "Patrats, Bidoofs and [[Wrestling/RicFlair WOO!]]-bats."
* "Some days you just feel like Stunfisk! Welcome aboard, spirit pal..."

-->''[[Creator/JamesBrown Living in America!]]''

* "I mean, people talk about how VideoGame/ResidentEvil1 and VideoGame/SilentHill1 made them [[PottyFailure evacuate their bowels,]] and yet here I am talking about a dolphin with stars on his head. Yeah, that's how you know he's special, [[PrecisionFStrike fucking stars."]]

* ''Dr. Wily'' gets misspelled [[RunningGag yet again]] - as ''Dr. Willy''.

-->'''Nathan:''' That... sounds...

!![[AC:''VideoGame/GhostsAndGoblins'' Review]]
* Tails Doll kidnaps Johnny and forces him to play the game after seeing Johnny [[HeroicBSOD become a little chickenshit]] during the Mega Man 7 review.

* Tails Doll eventually gets so fed up with Johnny being on one level for three hours ([[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer which Johnny admits that he really was stuck on Stage Five for that long]]), but also [[MostAnnoyingSound the ghosts' ear grating squeals.]]
* When Tails Doll finally leaves, Johnny takes that time to smash the games. He starts off with a normal hammer, before deciding to go big and break out Mjolnir.

--> '''Johnny:''' Mmmm, that's some good Gint Egg...

--> '''Johnny''': Shake it off, shake it off.

* When discussing the local multiplayer, Johnny notes that people nowadays are looking forward to [[VideoGame/PokemonSwordAndShield Generation 8]]. Cue [[TaintedByThePreview awkward silence]].

* When discussing the local multiplayer, Johnny notes that people nowadays are looking forward to [[VideoGame/PokemonSwordAndShield Generation 8]]. Cue [[TaintedByThePreview awkward]] [[InternetBackdraft silence]].

* "This world is imperfect..." "Wha-?"

* The ''police'', of all things, is ''finally'' doing their job by arresting Sharon and her teammates. Johnny at first seems to regret that he wouldn't fight Sharon personally, but the following excitement prevails:

-->Creator/GeorgeCarlin: [[WhatAnIdiot What are you, fuckin' stupid?!]]

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog'' Review]]

--> '''Johnny''' It could be [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros a comfortable breeze through some mushroom tops]], [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog bopping fat scientists on the noggin eight times until golden brown]], or '''[[SuddenlyShouting ANNIHILATING EVERY LIVING THING IN YOUR PATHWAY IN YOUR CONQUEST OF THE BATTLEFIELD!]]'''

-->'''Johnny:''' Does my controller, like, channeling the power of the seven [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Chaos Emeralds]], or something? Jesus!

-->'''Johnny:''' Since when does it become a fucking wall that I need to get my associates the heads-up for this sort of shit?!

-->'''Johnny:''' No, Pikachu, the Lucky Hook! Get the Lucky Hook, baby, it's right there, that one in the center! No- *''Pikachu gets a plant instead, making Johnny sigh''* Alright, now we gotta head back to the shop tomorrow because Abra hates repeat customers the same day, I guess... *''cuts to the next day''* The ''hook'', Pikachu, the ''hook''! ''Get the hook'', not the Hoenn Trumpet! *''Pikachu gets the Hoenn Trumpet and plays it''* '''Goddammit Pikachu...''' Yeah, play your little doots, that's fine, but we need to get that Lucky Hook! We gotta catch that Seaking! Otherwise, you're eating Bulbasaur's Mystery Soup again, and I know it gives you the screaming shits! Your ass ''literally becomes a rocket'' with that! *''cuts to the next day''* Yes! YES! The Lucky Hook! *''Pikachu finally chooses the Lucky Hook''* That's the one! Buy it! *''voice turns demonic''* '''''BUY IT!''''' C'mon, we gotta go- *''Pikachu buys the Lucky Hook''* '''''[[BigYES YES!]]''''' Yes!\\
-->* ''cut back to Johnny''*

** Also, here's the organization that called [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain Cipher]].

-->'''Johnny''': So, Wily is defeated once more, and then he... easily escapes via rotating door... The fortress explodes, and the credits roll. [[CurseCutShort The fu-]] [[DeadpanSnarker Wow! That's an ending! Why don't we just head into VideoGame/MegaMan5 now and see how they managed to follow ''that'']] [[SarcasmMode masterpiece of storytelling.]]

-->'''Johnny''': So, Wily is defeated once more, and then he... easily escapes via rotating door... The fortress explodes, and the credits roll. [[CurseCutShort The fu-]]

* There are a lot more bugs and glitches that prompt Johnny to come up with the Twitter tag [[#HashtagForLaughs #FuckDX]]

* There are a lot more bugs and glitches that prompt Johnny to come up with the Twitter tag [[#HashtagForLaughs {{#FuckDX}}]]

* There are a lot more bugs and glitches that prompt Johnny to come up with the Twitter tag #FuckDX

* Johnny already has a clear understanding of what this game could do to anyone who decides to play DrinkingGame about it. Complete with a drunken guy shouting: "I HATE [[VideoGame/MegaManX6 MEGA MAN X6]]!!!"

** Cue the '''[[AtomicFBomb CENSORED MODE]]''' and BadassFingersnap to "turn it off".

* "'''[=OVERHEREDIPSHIT=]'''"

* ''cut back to Johnny''*\\
Oh my God, that was for buying an item! ''Buying an item!'' I've had better luck getting late night food at a drive-thru!