History Funny / SnakesOnAPlane

11th Apr '18 9:11:24 AM TheWhistleTropes
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-->"I've had enough of these ''monkey fighting'' snakes on this ''monkey fighting'' plane!"

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-->"I've had enough of these ''monkey fighting'' snakes on this ''monkey fighting'' Monday-to-Friday plane!"
9th Apr '18 4:59:27 PM Adam43
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* The famous line "I've had enough of these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plan" is hilarious enough for sheer absurdity, but then you hear the {{bowdlerize}}d version used for cable airings:

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* The famous line "I've had enough of these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plan" plane" is hilarious enough for sheer absurdity, but then you hear the {{bowdlerize}}d version used for cable airings:
23rd Feb '18 12:44:31 PM ZimFan89
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* The famous line "I've had enough of these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plan" is hilarious enough for sheer absurdity, but then you hear the {{bowdlerize}}d version used for cable airings:
-->"I've had enough of these ''monkey fighting'' snakes on this ''monkey fighting'' plane!"
7th Jun '17 10:24:39 PM Sharlee
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** Even funnier once you find out that [[spoiler: the leis were specifically sprayed with pheromones to attract and rile up the snakes. That snake wasn't ''wrestling'' with the lei, it was attempting - very persistently - to ''mate with it''.]]
20th Dec '16 12:16:27 PM speedyboris
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* A passenger who's afraid of flying tells his new wife, "Look around the plane. How come there aren't more people on this flight? I can't figure it out." His wife replies, [[AskAStupidQuestion "Honey, 'cause it's the red eye."]]
20th Dec '16 12:05:28 PM speedyboris
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* A minor one: One of the snakes that's crawling on the floor gets caught in a lei. [[BrickJoke A couple scenes later, it's still shown wrestling with the lei.]]
20th Dec '16 11:48:13 AM speedyboris
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* A young boy is bitten by a snake. A foreign woman knows how to buy him more time: She cuts open his bite inflammation, then transfers olive oil into the open wound via her mouth. Troy pipes up: "Uh... I got bit too."

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* A young boy is bitten in the arm by a snake. A foreign woman knows how to buy him more time: She cuts open his bite inflammation, then transfers olive oil into the open wound via her mouth. Troy pipes up: "Uh... I got bit too."
20th Dec '16 11:46:55 AM speedyboris
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* A young boy is bitten by a snake. A foreign woman knows how to buy him more time: She cuts open his bite inflammation, then transfers olive oil into the open wound via her mouth. Troy pipes up: "Uh... I got bit too."
20th Dec '16 11:43:17 AM speedyboris
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* "SPORKS?"

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* "SPORKS?""SPORKS?" [[labelnote:Note]](said by Neville, who's looking for a weapon to combat the snakes, when he's informed that the flight has no knives on-board, but only sporks.)[[/labelnote]]


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** When the couple are getting attacked by snakes in the lavatory, two of the flight attendants assume all the banging around and screaming are sex noises. The woman attendant claims, "Oh he is GOOD." The screaming abruptly stops, and she changes her tune: "Well, maybe not ''that'' good."
20th Dec '16 11:40:07 AM speedyboris
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** Speaking of the martial artist, when he's introduced in the film, the camp flight attendant starts a conversation with him, claiming he's a martial artist too. He does one kick as a demonstration and [[EpicFail throws out his back.]]

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** Speaking of the martial artist, when he's introduced in the film, the camp flight attendant starts a conversation with him, claiming he's a martial artist too. He does one kick as a demonstration and [[EpicFail throws out his back.pulls a leg muscle.]]
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