History Funny / SnakesOnAPlane

7th Jun '17 10:24:39 PM Sharlee
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** Even funnier once you find out that [[spoiler: the leis were specifically sprayed with pheromones to attract and rile up the snakes. That snake wasn't ''wrestling'' with the lei, it was attempting - very persistently - to ''mate with it''.]]
20th Dec '16 12:16:27 PM speedyboris
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* A passenger who's afraid of flying tells his new wife, "Look around the plane. How come there aren't more people on this flight? I can't figure it out." His wife replies, [[AskAStupidQuestion "Honey, 'cause it's the red eye."]]
20th Dec '16 12:05:28 PM speedyboris
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* A minor one: One of the snakes that's crawling on the floor gets caught in a lei. [[BrickJoke A couple scenes later, it's still shown wrestling with the lei.]]
20th Dec '16 11:48:13 AM speedyboris
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* A young boy is bitten by a snake. A foreign woman knows how to buy him more time: She cuts open his bite inflammation, then transfers olive oil into the open wound via her mouth. Troy pipes up: "Uh... I got bit too."

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* A young boy is bitten in the arm by a snake. A foreign woman knows how to buy him more time: She cuts open his bite inflammation, then transfers olive oil into the open wound via her mouth. Troy pipes up: "Uh... I got bit too."
20th Dec '16 11:46:55 AM speedyboris
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* A young boy is bitten by a snake. A foreign woman knows how to buy him more time: She cuts open his bite inflammation, then transfers olive oil into the open wound via her mouth. Troy pipes up: "Uh... I got bit too."
20th Dec '16 11:43:17 AM speedyboris
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* "SPORKS?"

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* "SPORKS?""SPORKS?" [[labelnote:Note]](said by Neville, who's looking for a weapon to combat the snakes, when he's informed that the flight has no knives on-board, but only sporks.)[[/labelnote]]


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** When the couple are getting attacked by snakes in the lavatory, two of the flight attendants assume all the banging around and screaming are sex noises. The woman attendant claims, "Oh he is GOOD." The screaming abruptly stops, and she changes her tune: "Well, maybe not ''that'' good."
20th Dec '16 11:40:07 AM speedyboris
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** Speaking of the martial artist, when he's introduced in the film, the camp flight attendant starts a conversation with him, claiming he's a martial artist too. He does one kick as a demonstration and [[EpicFail throws out his back.]]

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** Speaking of the martial artist, when he's introduced in the film, the camp flight attendant starts a conversation with him, claiming he's a martial artist too. He does one kick as a demonstration and [[EpicFail throws out his back.pulls a leg muscle.]]
20th Dec '16 11:38:59 AM speedyboris
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** Speaking of the martial artist, when he's introduced in the film, the camp flight attendant starts a conversation with him, claiming he's a martial artist too. He does one kick as a demonstration and [[EpicFail throws out his back.]]
20th Dec '16 11:36:33 AM speedyboris
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* Early in the film, Neville calls Harris, his FBI buddy:
--> '''Neville''': Harris, so how's the new promotion?\\
'''Harris''': I'm loving it.\\
'''Neville''': That was a little quick. Wanna try again?\\
'''Harris''': No no, I'm serious, man. You know, no more, no more junk food hangovers after all-night stakeouts, you know? I'm actually spending nights in bed with my wife. She's hot. You know, and my kids, you know, forget about 'em. They're kids. I'm just spending every waking minute with them. You know, they're fun.\\
'''Neville''': Please, this is me you're talking to. You know you miss it. You miss the action. You're bored to tears. So what are you actually doing with your time?\\
'''Harris''': Surfing the net.\\
'''Neville''': Porn, no doubt.\\
'''Harris''': No, hey, [=eBay=], my cynical-minded friend. I'm right in the middle of a bidding war with this punk-ass kid from Iowa for this black velvet Pamela Anderson poster. Not technically porn.
20th Dec '16 10:57:37 AM speedyboris
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* When an overweight passenger passes:
--> '''Three G's''': ''(to Troy)'' You like that? Baby got back, front and side-to-side. Hey, y'all two get together, y'all might have, like, two 20-lb babies or something.\\
'''Troy''': ''(briefly laughs to humor Three G's, but abruptly stops when he faces forward again, looking annoyed)''
* When Rick, who had been knocked unconscious and bitten by a snake on one arm, crawls out of the control chamber and gets back in the co-pilot seat, Claire wonders if he's in condition to fly with only one hand. Rick gives a retort that's both eye-rolling and hilarious: [[ADateWithRosiePalms "Honey, you'd be surprised what a man can do with one hand."]]
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