History Funny / SnakesOnAPlane

* Landing a plane with the only experience being a UsefulNotes/PlayStationPortable [[IKnowMortalKombat flight simulator]].
--> "All Praises To The UsefulNotes/PlayStation!"

* The flight attendants' safety demonstrations. Ken is cartoonishly comedic with exaggerated facial expressions, Claire's jaded face and demeanour show she couldn't care less (it's her last flight before she leaves for law school, after all) while Tiffany's perky routine is evident she's clearly flirting with Sean, who's visibly amused.

* The guy who gets bitten by a snake ''by GroinAttack.'' And the snakes turning out to be equal opportunists when a girl gets bitten as a BreastAttack.

** When the couple are getting attacked by snakes in the lavatory, two of the flight attendants, Grace and Ken, assume all the banging around and screaming are sex noises. Grace claims, "Oh he is GOOD." The screaming abruptly stops, and she changes her tune: "Well, maybe not ''that'' good."

* A minor one: One of the snakes that's crawling on the floor gets caught in a lei. [[BrickJoke A couple scenes later, it's still shown wrestling with the lei.]]

* The looks on the female flight attendant's faces when their camp male coworker finally sees his girlfriend and they start enthusiastically making out.

** When the couple are getting attacked by snakes in the lavatory, two of the flight attendants assume all the banging around and screaming are sex noises. The woman attendant claims, "Oh he is GOOD." The screaming abruptly stops, and she changes her tune: "Well, maybe not ''that'' good."
* The Martial Artist's Moment of Awesome, wherein he manages to rush into the cabin full of snakes to piggyback a young woman out quickly becomes this when, halfway to safety no less, she demands they go back for her Chihuahua. He does so.

* Mercedes snapping, "Ever heard of email, dickward?" at the annoying businessman.
* Samuel L. Jackson's tongue in cheek speech about the film's ''inevitable'' victory for best movie the following year.

* When an overweight passenger passes:

* When Rick, who had been knocked unconscious and bitten by a snake on one arm, crawls out of the control chamber and gets back in the co-pilot seat, Claire wonders if he's in condition to fly with only one hand. Rick gives a retort that's both eye-rolling and hilarious: [[ADateWithRosiePalms "Honey, you'd be surprised what a man can do with one hand."]]

* "SPORKS?" [[labelnote:Note]](said by Neville, who's looking for a weapon to combat the snakes, when he's informed that the flight has no knives on-board, but only sporks.)[[/labelnote]]

* The looks on the female flight attendant's faces when their camp male coworker [[spoiler: finally sees his girlfriend and they start enthusiastically making out.]]
* The guy who gets bitten by a snake ''[[spoiler:by GroinAttack]].'' And the snakes turning out to be equal opportunists when a girl [[spoiler: gets bitten as a BreastAttack]].
--> "Get off [[spoiler:my dick!]]"

* The Martial Artist's Moment of Awesome, wherein he manages to rush into the cabin full of snakes to piggyback a young woman out quickly becomes this when, halfway to safety no less, she demands they go back for her chihuahua. He does so.

--> '''Samuel L Jackson''': I'm here tonight to present the award everyone's been waiting for: best movie. This award holds a special place in my heart because next year I'll be winning it for ''Snakes on a Plane''. Now I know, I know that sounds cocky, but I don't give a damn. I'm guaranteeing that ''Snakes on a Plane'' will win best movie next year. Does not matter what else is coming out. New James Bond... no snakes in that! ''Ocean's 13''... where my snakes at? ''Shrek the Third''... green, but not a snake. No movie shall triumph over ''Snakes on a Plane''. Unless I happen to feel like making a movie called ''Mo' Motha-fuckin' Snakes on Mo' Motha-fuckin' Planes''.

** Even funnier once you find out that [[spoiler: the leis were specifically sprayed with pheromones to attract and rile up the snakes. That snake wasn't ''wrestling'' with the lei, it was attempting - very persistently - to ''mate with it''.]]

* The famous line "I've had enough of these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane" is hilarious enough for sheer absurdity, but then you hear the {{bowdlerize}}d version used for cable airings:
-->"I've had enough of these ''monkey fighting'' snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!"

** The edited version also changes "goes down faster than a Thai hooker" to the arguably ''more'' insulting "goes down faster than a Thai princess."

** The edited version also changes "goes down faster than a Thai hooker" to arguably ''more'' insulting "faster than a Thai princess."