History Funny / SlowDamage

--> '''Rei''': ''(blushing bright red, his voice increasing by a few octaves)'' Wh... What are you even talking about?! Stop with that, and how indecent of you! It's not like that!

--> '''Fujieda''': ''(getting more flustered and huffy)'' ... You still haven't given me your opinion.

* Towa belatedly realizing that Fujieda must be so good at sex because of his history as a [[HighClassCallGirl host]], causing Fujieda to choke. He later asks Fujieda to invite him to bed the way he would his customers when he still worked at the club, to which Fujieda (awkwardly) obliges to.

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* Whether you take it in or out of context, there's the very fact that Madarame's Madness ending happens purely because Towa decided to ask Madarame -- the love interest who's the most cocksure about himself -- one too many questions.

--> '''Rei''': ''(blushing bright red, his voice increasing by a few octaves)'' Wh... What are you even talking about?! Stop with that, and how indecent of you! It's not what you think it is!

* Mayu's Funny ending can be summarized in a single sentence: Mayu turns out to be into cosplay sex, while Towa doesn't feel the same way. The defeated expression he makes after Mayu puts on a wig perfectly captures his disinterest and confusion, and absolutely refuses to play along with Mayu's attempts to roleplay and curtly tells him to shut up and get on with it already.

--> '''Rei''': ''(blushing bright red, his voice increasing by a few octaves)'' Wh... What are you even talking about?! Stop with that, and how indecent of you! It's not like that!

--> '''Towa''': ''(deadpan)'' Well, sorry.

* While they're in the middle of TheirFirstTime, Towa is so overwhelmed at how good it feels even without the pain that he turns his face away in embarrassment. Taku gently asks Towa to look at him, to which Towa refuses in the most childish and pouty tone he could muster. The fact that it's ''Towa'' who's responding in such a way might earn a chuckle or two from the player.

* When Towa pays a visit to Rei's apartment and doesn't get a response, he figures that Rei is only hiding and isn't answering the door on purpose. What does Towa do? [[BoringButPractical Rattle the door handle, ring the doorbell, and knock as many times as needed until the entire hall is annoyed enough by the noise to compel the conscientious Rei to finally open the door.]]

** After they're well and truly finished, Towa has a smoke and casually asks Taku if it felt good. Taku refuses to give an answer and hastily asks for a cigarette, to which Towa reminds him that he had already quit-- causing Taku to belatedly realize how flustered and stressed he is from the experience. This only spurs Towa to tease the poor man even further with the smuggest grin on his face, with Taku just barely trying to keep his composure intact before leaving the room in a near hurry.

** After they're well and truly finished, Towa has a smoke and casually asks Taku if it felt good. Taku refuses to give an answer and hastily asks for a cigarette, to which Towa reminds him that he had already quit-- causing Taku to belatedly realize how flustered and stressed he is from the experience. This only spurs Towa to tease the poor man even further, and at the end, Taku is just barely trying to keep his composure intact before leaving the room in a near hurry.

--> '''Towa''': ''(taken aback)'' ... ''[[FlatWhat What?]]'' ''[snickers]''

* Towa's [[FlatWhat dumbfounded response]] when Fujieda innocently proposes that Towa can take on his surname so that he can have a full legal name. Naturally, Fujieda fails to realize the implications of his suggestion, and he becomes flustered with shock when Towa asks Fujieda if he also plans to add Towa to his [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koseki family registry]] as a spouse.

* Mayu's Funny ending can be summarized in a single sentence: Mayu turns out to be into cosplay sex, while Towa doesn't feel the same way. The defeated expression he makes after Mayu puts on a wig perfectly captures his disinterest and confusion, and absolutely refuses to play along with Mayu's attempts to roleplay and curtly tells him to get on with it already.

--> '''Taku''': ''[nearly chokes from shock]'' ...!

--> '''Towa''': ''(smirking whilst giving a sultry look)'' Well then, what do you want to do next?
--> '''Taku''': ''(troubled)'' I could ask you the same thing. What am I supposed to do?

* Both Junko and Honami observed that Taku has become more fit than ever after his time in prison. This does not slip past Towa, who happily takes advantage of this fact by making Taku carry him around at home as part of his way of asking for the other man's affection.

--> '''Rei''': ''(blushing bright red, his voice increasing by a few octaves)'' Wh... What are you even talking about?! Stop with that, and how indecent of you! It's not ''that'' kind of thing!

** What makes the scene better is that ''Towa'' is unusually worked up about such a topic, mostly because he's peeved about how much research Fujieda did on his history to even know about that. That, or the tension was just palpable even to a stranger like Fujieda.

* After Towa and Taku's first sexual encounter, Towa bluntly asks Taku if it felt good. Taku refuses to give an answer and hastily asks for a cigarette, to which Towa reminds him that he had already quit-- causing Taku to belatedly realize how flustered and stressed he is from the experience. This only spurs Towa to tease the poor man even further, and at the end, Taku is just barely trying to keep his composure intact before leaving the room in a near hurry.

* The way the scene plays out makes sense when taking into consideration the whole context behind it, as it's meant to show how both men are so desperate for each other that they couldn't summon the patience to wait and move somewhere more comfortable. Nevertheless, there's something laughable about how after Towa and Taku finally confess their true feelings for one another, they decide to get it on ''right on the floor'' when both the couch and the bed are just about three to five feet away. Better yet is that the consummation only happened because Towa was summoned by Toono and was expected in an hour, which distressed Taku to the point that he can't keep his feelings to himself anymore-- and they were lucky enough to finish and dress back up moments before Toono pays a visit to Towa's room.

--> '''Towa''': ''(abruptly)'' Want me to get you off?

---> '''Towa:''' I don't know. Do it me every day?

* After Towa and Taku's first sexual encounter, Towa bluntly asks Taku if it felt good. Taku refuses to give an answer and hastily asks for a cigarette, to which Towa reminds him that he had already quit-- causing Taku to belatedly realize how flustered and stressed he is from the experience. This only spurs Towa to tease the poor man even further, and at the end, Taku is just barely trying to keep his composure intact before leaving the room.
* There's something laughable about how after Towa and Taku finally confess their true feelings for one another, they decide to get it on ''right on the floor'' when both the couch and the bed are just about three to five feet away. Better yet is that the consummation only happened because Towa was summoned by Toono and was expected in an hour, which distressed Taku to the point that he can't keep his feelings to himself anymore-- and they were lucky enough to finish and dress back up moments before Toono pays a visit to Towa's room.

--> '''Rei''': ''(blushing bright red, his voice increasing by a few octaves)'' Wh... What are you even talking about?! Stop what that, and how indecent of you! This isn't ''that'' kind of thing!

---> '''Towa:''' I don't know. Fuck me every day?

* The way Rei's beaming smile at the sight of his parfait turns into a complete scowl when Towa (who's setting beside him) takes another drag of his cigarette.

* The simple fact that upon seeing Asakura in Roost and noticing that the man sticks out like a sore thumb, Towa decides to get mischievous. How? He ''immediately'' walks over to Asakura, greets him in a teasing tone and with a smirk on his face, before touching the man's hand without warning-- causing the older man to freak out and leave in a hurry.

* After Towa and Taku's first sexual encounter, Towa bluntly asks Taku if it felt good. Taku refuses to give an answer and hastily asks for a cigarette, to which Towa reminds him that he had already quit-- causing Taku to belatedly realize how flustered and stressed he is from the experience. This only spurs Towa to tease the poor man even further, and at the end, Taku is just barely trying to keep his composure.

* The entire conversation where Rei, despite his injuries, pleads with Taku to go to the New Year's party at Roost. It's perfectly reminiscent of a child asking for their parent to go to an event, and what makes it even better is when Taku finally relents and agrees... as long as he accompanies them to keep watch.

--> '''Rei''': ''(blushing bright red, his voice increasing by a few octaves)'' Wh... What are you even ''talking'' about?! Stop that, you weirdo! This isn't a sex thing!
* After Rei's first Moneymatch fight, Towa sees that Rei is under plenty of stress and offers to make him feel better in a way that's obvious to both Rei and the player. As flustered and confused Rei is, the scene eventually culminates to Towa giving Rei oral sex. In the aftermath, Rei is both embarrassed and enraged that he can only repeatedly call Towa awful and the utter worst, all while his face is turning as pink as his hair.
* When Towa pays a visit to Rei's apartment and doesn't get a response, he figures that Rei is only hiding and isn't answering the door on purpose. What does Towa do? [[BoringButPractical Rattle the door knob, ring the doorbell, and knock as many times as needed until the entire hall is annoyed enough by the noise to compel Rei to finally answer.]]

* As Towa watches Rei's final Moneymatch, he sees that Rei is not having an easy time and might actually lose. Just then, Taku, Junko, Honami and Rei burst through the crowd and reach the edge of the arena, shouting at Rei to keep fighting. And in time, even Towa is overcome with the urge to cheer Rei on. It is just like what you'd expect at the climax of every sports film, and it's as earnest and cheesily hilarious as it sounds. What adds to the humor is Sakaki's reaction of equal parts astonishment and annoyance at the uninvited guests.