History Funny / Skyfall

* Another hilarious [=Bond/Q=] scene later as Bond pursues Silva into the Underground:

** James's dumbfounded look when M informs him, [=MI6=] [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome sold his flat after]] [[ReportsOfMyDeathWereGreatlyExaggerated he was declared dead]], as per standard protocol for "unmarried agents with no next of kin."

'''Bond:''' Bitch.

* Q trying to break into Silva's computer, only for Silva's code to counterhack into MI-6's system instead.

* "Welcome to Scotland."

'''Bond:''' It's alright. You weren't using it.
-->''[Swerves to knock off the other one]''\\

--->'''Bond:''' I-I'll find a hotel\\

*** His line at the end after the mook is getting eaten by the Komodos: "It's the [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 circle of life]]."

-->'''Eve:''' [[spoiler:Agent down.]]

--->'''M''': Run out of drink where you were, did they?

--->'''Bond''': I-I'll find a hotel\\
'''M''': ''(walking out of the room)'' Well you're bloody well not sleeping here.

-->'''Psychologist''': Day.\\
'''Bond''': Wasted.\\
'''Psychologist''': M.\\

-->'''Bond''': What makes you think this is my first time?\\
'''Silva''': [[http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/448516-ooh-mister-x Ooh, Mr. Bond!]]
* During the above interrogation, Silva continues with the metaphor of the rats who eat other rats, telling Bond the first option is "We can eat each other" and then pauses to give Bond a hilarious look that says "I'm well aware how dirty that sounded."

-->'''Bond''': [[HiddenDisdainReveal I always hated this place]].

** When cornered on the archway by the "bodyguards", Bond pauses and looks around at them in a "oh, you ''three''" manner before throwing down.

-->'''Bond''': Health and safety. Carry on.

-->'''Q''': 007... I'm your new quartermaster.\\
'''Bond''': You must be joking.\\
'''Q''': Why, because I'm not wearing a lab coat?\\
'''Bond''': Because you still have spots (pimples)!

-->'''Bond''': A gun... and a radio. Not exactly Christmas, is it?\\
'''Q''': Were you expecting [[Film/GoldenEye an exploding pen]]? We don't really go in for that anymore.

-->'''Text''': Not such a clever boy.\\
'''Q''': [[OhCrap ...Oh shit.]]

-->'''Q''': There should be a service door to your left.\\
'''Bond''': Got it. [Tries door] It won't open.\\
'''Q''': Course it will. Put your back into it.\\
'''Bond''': Why don't you come down here and put your back into it? ''[Sees train approaching and he's stuck in the tunnel, right in its path]'' Oh good. There's a train coming.\\
'''Q''': Hmm. That's vexing.\\
'''Bond''': [After shooting the lock and getting through the door just in time] I'm through.\\
'''Q''': *flustered* T-Told you.

-->'''Bond''': Train's leaving, do I get on it.\\
'''Q''': ''[scanning the cameras for Silva]'' Do not get on the train, give us a minute.\\

'''Bond''': ''Do I get on the train?''\\

'''Q''': Bond?\\
'''Bond''': What?\\
'''Q''': ''Get on the train.''\\

-->'''Kincade''': Try and stop me, you jumped up little shit!
** Especially when you remember the role was originally intended for Sean Connery...yes, ''[[Film/DrNo that]]'' Sean Connery.

-->'''Bond''': Good luck with that.

* When Bond introduces M to Kincade, he hears her name as "Emma". She doesn't bother to correct him.

* When Eve shows up in Macau and Bond asks why she's been delegated to perform such a menial task as delivering paperwork to him, she mentions that "Q's afraid of flying". Bond mutters "Of course he is" under his breath. Bond been thoroughly unimpressed with Q so far and this just makes it worse.

** Kincade laments that the estate's gun collection had been sold mere weeks to someone from "Idaho or some such place".

'''Q''': ...Oh shit.

** Especially when you remember the role was originally intended for Sean Connery.

'''Eve:''' [[spoiler:Agent down.]]

'''Eve:''' [[spoler:Agent down.]]

** Bond's overall attitude during the WordAssociationTest (until the WhamLine) such as rolling his eyes and [[IKnowYoureWatchingMe glancing at the two-way mirror]].

* The poor Mook who gets dragged away by a Komodo dragon at the casino in UsefulNotes/{{Macau}}. It's quite all right, Komodos don't eat people. But at the end of the scene, as Bond walks away, you can hear another loud howl of pain from the mook while the keepers go get him, who is being shown how much the dragon dislikes having his personal space invaded.

* After all Bond's been through, he still looks at his most pissed off following the explosion of [[spoiler:his Aston Martin.]]

* Just before [[spoiler:Skyfall gets blown up]]:

* After Bond [[spoiler:throws a knife into Silva's back]], Silva's reaction is more annoyance than anything else.

* All the scenes involving M's porcelain Union Jack bulldog. Especially the BrickJoke, where this is given to Bond himself [[spoiler:as part of M's will]].

* Bond's reaction to Eve [[spoiler:favouring desk work instead of resuming field duty:]]

* Q and Tanner are [[spoiler:secretly trying to lay a trail for Silva to follow Bond to Skyfall. Mallory shows up, they panic, and [[ReasonableAuthorityFigure he tells them to carry on]], even giving them advice (send the trail up the A9, a major trunk road, because they'll be able to track Silva with traffic cameras). The two are left in a state of shock. It's made all the better by the fact that Tanner's drinking throughout the entire scene.]]
** Doubles as a retroactive SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}} as [[spoiler:it's the new [=MI6=] team working together for the first time and trusting each other.]]

* Doubles as humorous Fridge Horror: Kincade tells Bond that they recently sold the Skyfall estate. Too bad [[spoiler:it gets absolutely destroyed]].

* When Bond returns, [[CallBack he does so by once again]] [[Film/CasinoRoyale2006 breaking into M's home]] and waiting for her in the dark when she walks in. What's funny is when she turns the lights on, he squints in pain implying they were off cause of his hang-over.

* When Eve shows up in Macau and Bond asks why she's been delegated to perform such a menial task as delivering paperwork to him, she mentions that "Q's afraid of flying". Bond mutters "Of course he is" under his breath (recall, he's been thoroughly unimpressed with Q so far and this just makes it worse).
* Doubles as humorous Fridge Horror: Kincade tells Bond that they recently sold the Skyfall estate...too bad [[spoiler:it gets shot all to hell, caught on fire and then had a helicopter crash into it...]]

** M, in full snark mode, gets a good barb in when she sees Bond's disheveled and inebriated state:

--->'''M''': "Run out of drink where you were, did they?"

-->'''M''': "Run out of drink where you were, did they?"

-->''[Swerves to knock off the other one]''
-->'''Eve:''' Wasn't using that one either.

** James's dumbfounded look when M informs him, [=MI6=] [[RealityEnsues sold his flat after]] [[ReportsOfMyDeathWereGreatlyExaggerated he was declared dead]], as per standard protocol for "unmarried agents with no next of kin."
-->'''Bond''': I-I'll find a hotel
-->'''M''': ''(walking out of the room)'' Well you're bloody well not sleeping here.

-->'''Bond''': What makes you think this is my first time?
-->'''Silva''': [[http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/448516-ooh-mister-x Ooh, Mr. Bond!]]

-->'''Text''': Not such a clever boy.
-->'''Q''': ...Oh shit.

-->'''Bond''': Train's leaving, do I get on it.
-->'''Q''': ''[scanning the cameras for Silva]'' Do not get on the train, give us a minute.
-->''[train starts to depart]''
-->'''Bond''': ''Do I get on the train?''
-->''[Q finds Silva aboard the train]''
-->'''Q''': Bond?
-->'''Bond''': What?
-->'''Q''': ''Get on the train.''
-->''[Bond eyerolls and immediately dead-sprints to hitch a ride]''

-->'''Bond:''' "Are you going to complain the whole way?" (Opens the gear stick knob to reveal a red button).
-->'''M:''' "[[EjectorSeat Go on, eject me. See if I care!]]"

--> '''Bond:''' I read your obituary.
--> '''M:''' And?
--> '''Bond:''' Appalling.
--> '''M:''' Yeah, I knew you'd hate it.

--> '''M:''' I called you an example of British fortitude.
--> '''Bond:''' That bit was all right.

* Doubles as humorous Fridge Horror: Kincade tells Bond that they recently sold the Skyfall estate...too bad [[spoiler:it gets shot all to hell...]]

** Another hilarious Bond/Q scene later:

** Also, Bond's quasi-PunctuatedForEmphasis way of informing the driver to "Open. The door."

* After Bond shows up at M's home and learns that he's homeless as his apartment was sold after his "death", M remarks, "Well, you're bloody well not sleeping ''here''."

** James's dumbfounded look when M informs him, [=MI6=] sold his flat after he was declared dead, as per standard protocol