History Funny / Six

-->'''Anne''': "[[DidntThinkThisThrough Didn't know I would move in with his missus]]"

-->'''Anne''': "Get a life!"
-->'''Other Queens''': "''You're living with his wife!''"

-->'''Anne''': "Catherine was a ''[[CurseCutShort MASSIVE C-!]]''"
-->'''Other Queens''': "WHOA!"

--> '''Jane Seymour:''' "What could be worse than a broken heart?"
--> '''Anne Boleyn:''' "A severed head."

** Catherine Parr points out she actually has something in common with Henry.
--> '''Catherine Parr:''' I've also had my fair share of marriages. Though, unlike Henry, I managed to get through them without decapitating anyone. I ''know''-- gold star for Cathy Parr.

-->'''Anne''': "[[DidntThinkThisThrough Didn't know i would move in with his missus]]"

-->'''Anne''': "Catherine was a ''[[CurseCutShort/AnotherCharacterInterrupts MASSIVE C-!]]''"

* Katherine Howard's roast of the other Queens before her song, "All You Wanna Do."
-->'''Katherine Howard:''' And Jane, dying of natural causes '''[[{{Beat}} …]]''' '''[[SuddenlyShouting WHEN WILL JUSTICE]] [[SarcasmMode BE SERVED?!]]'''

* This exchange:
--> '''Jane Seymour:''' "What could be worse than a broken heart?"
--> '''Anne Boleyn:''' "A severed head."
* Catherine Parr points out she actually has something in common with Henry.

-->'''Anne''': "Catherine was a ''[[CurseCutShort/AnotherCharacterInterrupts massive c-!]]''"

-->'''Anne''': "Catherine was a ''[[CurseCutShort massive c-!]]''"

--->'''Other Queens''': "''You're living with his wife!''"

-->'''Anne''': "Catherine was a ''[[CurseCutShort massive--!]]''"

-->'''Every Other Queen, simultaneously:''' Rude!

* '''Jane Seymour:''' "What could be worse than a broken heart?"

-->"Just kidding, we're called [[Music/TheRollingStones The Royal-ling stones]]. {{Beat}} [[LamePunReaction heh..]]

-->"Just kidding, we're called [[Music/TheRollingStones The Royal-ling stones]]. Main/Beat [[LamePunReaction heh..]]

-->'''Anne''': "Catherine was a ''[[CurseCutShort massive--!]]''

-->'''Anne''': "Catherine was a ''massive''
-->''Other Queens'': "WHOA!"

-->"Just kidding, we're called [[Music/TheRollingStones The Royal-ling stones]]. Beat [[LamePunReaction heh]]

* Practically all off [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment"Haus of Holbein"]] [[note]] JA! DAS IS GUT OOH JA! [[/note]]

* Practically all off [[BigLippedAligatorMoment "Haus of Holbein"]] [[note]] JA! DAS IS GUT OOH JA! [[/note]]

--->'''Jane Seymour:''' Oh boo-hoo! Baby Mary had the chicken pox and you weren't there to hold her hand! You know, it's funny, because when ''I'' wanted to hold my newborn son, '''[[SuddenlyShouting I DIED!]]'''

* During Anne Boleyn's introduction, the other queens are actually hyping her up instead of dismissing the tragedies they lived through. How is this uncharacteristic compassion is answered by Boleyn? Her not knowing the song was about to start, dicking around on her phone.
* After "Get Down," the Queens (minus Parr and Cleves) fight over who gets to be the lead girl of the band. Naturally, considering the overall sassy character of all the Queens, this turns into a [[SnarkToSnarkCombat snark battle royale]] as they all try to one-up each other's tragedies:

* American productions, right before the queens' self-introduction in "Ex-Wives": "Remember us from PBS?"
** The Australian production featured the line "Remember us from your HSC?" (High School Certificate, for any non-Australians)
** The original British production had it as "Remember us from your [=GCSEs=]?" (that's General Certificate of Secondary Education, for the non-Anglo-informed)

* Anna of Cleves bemoaning her ''utterly'' tragic fate of being rejected by Henry and moved into her own castle with crap-tons of money. Very heartbreaking, ''indeed.''

* Jane Seymour does her pre-song bit and says that she isn't sure Henry was really as uncaring or stone-hearted as his reputation suggests, only for Anne Boleyn to chime in, "Yeah, actually, come to think of it, there was this one really cute time where I had a daughter and ''he chopped my head off.''"
* UsefulNotes/CatherineOfAragon 's introduction is funny in all kinds of ways:
-->'''UsefulNotes/CatherineOfAragon''': But there's only one you need to hear from tonight. UsefulNotes/{{London}}, I'm about to win this competition! Maria, give me a beat! ''[Maria starts playing drums]'' [[GratuitousSpanish Oh muy bien!]] So, since the day I arrived in England, let's just say that my fate has been tested on more than one occasion. First things first, I was shipped over from UsefulNotes/{{Spain}} on the night of my sweet sixteen to marry some prince called Arthur and I was like "okay". But then, Arthur dies, so… naturally, I'm imprisoned for seven years!? '''[[SuddenlyShouting REALLY HELPED WITH THE GRIEVING PROCESS, YOU KNOW, BUT STILL, I'M LIKE OKAY!]]''' But, thanks God, they rescue me just in time to marry Prince [[UsefulNotes/HenryVIII Henry]]. [[{{Squick}} My dead husband's brother]]. Okay… so I'm like "bit weird", but if you haven't seen him back in the summer of '09, let me tell you, HE ''WAS'' Okay! So, seven years later, we are still trying for an heir and he's trying really hard and I'm like [[TheModestOrgasm "Ah, okay!"]] And then, he starts coming home late! [[BlatantLies "I was just out with my ministers"]]. But there's lipstick on his ruff? But still, I'm like "okay". Then, he wants to annul our marriage, move some side chick into my palace and move me into a convent. Now now now. I just don't think I will look that good in a wimple. So, I'm like "No Way".

* "What can be worse than a broken heart?" "A severed head."

* Anne of Cleves bemoaning her ''utterly'' tragic fate of being rejected by Henry and moved into her own castle with crap-tons of money. Very heartbreaking, ''indeed.''

* Katherine Howard's description of Henry during ''All You Wanna do'':

--> Globally revered, although you wouldn't know it ''from the look of that beard.''

* During ''All You Wanna do'':

-->'''UsefulNotes/CatherineOfAragon''': But there's only one you need to hear from tonight. Legends, I'm about to win this competition! Maria, give me a beat! ''[Maria starts playing drums]'' [[GratuitousSpanish Oh muy bien!]] So, since the day I arrived in England, let's just say that my fate has been tested on more than one occasion. First things first, I was shipped over from UsefulNotes/{{Spain}} on the night of my sweet sixteen to marry some prince called Arthur and I was like "okay". But then, Arthur dies, so… naturally, I'm imprisoned for seven years!? '''[[SuddenlyShouting REALLY HELPED WITH THE GRIEVING PROCESS, YOU KNOW, BUT STILL, I'M LIKE OKAY!]]''' But, thanks God, they rescue me just in time to marry Prince [[UsefulNotes/HenryVIII Henry]]. [[{{Squick}} My dead husband's brother]]. Okay… so I'm like "bit weird", but if you haven't seen him back in the summer of '09, let me tell you, HE ''WAS'' Okay! So, seven years later, we are still trying for an heir and he's trying really hard and I'm like [[TheModestOrgasm "Ah, okay!"]] And then, he starts coming home late! [[BlatantLies "I was just out with my ministers"]]. But there's lipstick on his ruff? But still, I'm like "okay". Then, he wants to annul our marriage, move some side chick into my palace and move me into a convent. Now now now. I just don't think I will look that good in a wimple. So, I'm like "No Way".