History Funny / Sideways

12th Apr '16 6:20:51 PM igordebraga
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* On the Easter Egg gag reel for the DVD, there's a sequence where they're filming a naked MC Gainey chasing Paul Giamatti, only for Gainey to collide with the car so hard that he shatters the side window. Because of Gainey's height and the small car being used, he virtually shattered the window with the force of his junk, something Giamatti and Thomas Haden Church take great delight in recalling for the DVD commentary.

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* On the Easter Egg gag reel for the DVD, there's a sequence where they're filming a naked MC Gainey chasing Paul Giamatti, only for Gainey to collide with the car so hard that he shatters the side window. Because of Gainey's height and the small car being used, he virtually shattered the window with the force of his junk, something Giamatti and Thomas Haden Church take great delight in recalling for the DVD commentary.commentary.
** Also on the gag reel, Paul Giamatti wearing a gorilla mask to startle Virginia Madsen.
12th Apr '16 5:56:26 PM igordebraga
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'''Jack''': Her husband works a night shift or something, and he comes home, and I'm on the floor with my cock in his wife's ass.

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'''Jack''': Her husband works a night shift or something, and he comes home, and I'm on the floor with my cock in his wife's ass.\\
12th Apr '16 5:55:53 PM igordebraga
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* The noiseless sight of Paul Giamatti being chased by a [[NakedPeopleAreFunny fully naked]] M.C. Gainey.

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* The noiseless sight of Paul Giamatti [[FullFrontalAssault being chased by a a]] [[NakedPeopleAreFunny fully naked]] M.C. Gainey.Gainey.
* The lead-up to that: the door is knocked, Miles open and finds Jack naked, [[HandOrObjectUnderwear holding his privates]]. The full explanation even leads Miles to a fit of laughter.
-->'''Jack''': Fucking chick's married.\\
'''Miles''': What?\\
'''Jack''': Her husband works a night shift or something, and he comes home, and I'm on the floor with my cock in his wife's ass.
'''Miles''': Jesus, Jack. Jesus. And you walked all the way back from Solvang?\\
'''Jack''': Ran. Twisted my ankle too.\\
'''Miles''': That's five clicks, Jackson.\\
'''Jack''': Fucking-a it's five clicks! At one point I had to cut through an ostrich farm. Fuckers are mean.



* Paul Giamatti and Thomas Haden Church discussing the latter's naked backside on the commentary. Giamatti calls it "Two Glad bags full of ricotta cheese," Haden Church calls it "dueling pillowcases filled with milk." The rest of the commentary is filled with similarly colorful metaphors.
* On the Easter Egg gag reel for the DVD, there's a sequence where they're filming a naked MC Gainey chasing Paul Giamatti, only for Gainey to collide with the car so hard that he shatters the side window. Because of Gainey's height and the small car being used, he virtually shattered the window with the force of his junk, something Giamatti and Thomas Haden Church take great delight in recalling for the DVD commentary.



* When Miles hears his ex-wife is re-married, he immediately has a child-like tantrum of petulance, getting back into the car and declaring, "I'd like to go home now!" When he learns Jack knew for weeks she remarried, he then grabs a bottle of wine and starts to swig it while running down a steep hill, with Jack in pursuit in one of the most awkward and brief chase scenes you will see.

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* When Miles hears his ex-wife is re-married, he immediately has a child-like tantrum of petulance, getting back into the car and declaring, "I'd like to go home now!" When he learns Jack knew for weeks she remarried, he then grabs a bottle of wine and starts to swig it while running down a steep hill, with Jack in pursuit in one of the most awkward and brief chase scenes you will see.see.
* Paul Giamatti and Thomas Haden Church discussing the latter's naked backside on the commentary. Giamatti calls it "Two Glad bags full of ricotta cheese," Haden Church calls it "dueling pillowcases filled with milk." The rest of the commentary is filled with similarly colorful metaphors.
* On the Easter Egg gag reel for the DVD, there's a sequence where they're filming a naked MC Gainey chasing Paul Giamatti, only for Gainey to collide with the car so hard that he shatters the side window. Because of Gainey's height and the small car being used, he virtually shattered the window with the force of his junk, something Giamatti and Thomas Haden Church take great delight in recalling for the DVD commentary.
19th Jun '15 4:21:33 PM LahmacunKebab
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-->'''Jack''': ...What's with all the hostility, man?

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-->'''Jack''': ... What's with all the hostility, man?
19th Jun '15 4:21:19 PM LahmacunKebab
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-->'''Jack''':....What's with all the hostility, man?
** Miles also being a pretty terrible golf shot in general

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-->'''Jack''':....-->'''Jack''': ...What's with all the hostility, man?
** Miles also being a pretty terrible golf shot in generalgeneral.



-->'''Maya''': Oh...you mean, 'today'?

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-->'''Maya''': Oh... you mean, 'today'?
9th Nov '14 1:54:13 AM HarryLovesHermione
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-->'''Miles''': (beat) Oh....umm....

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-->'''Miles''': (beat) Oh....umm....(beat of realization)
9th Nov '14 1:53:33 AM HarryLovesHermione
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** Miles also being a pretty terrible golf shot in general
** When the angry golfers drive their cart down to confront Miles and Jack, Jack immediately grabs a club and begins to run at the golf cart; the golfers immediately 180 the cart and drive away with Jack literally roaring at them.
9th Nov '14 1:51:21 AM HarryLovesHermione
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** When Jack asks if he brought his meds, Miles shows it to him by shaking the bottle like a maraca.

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** When Jack asks if he brought his meds, Miles shows it to him by shaking the bottle like a maraca.maraca.
* Miles's perpetual state of mind perfectly summed up with the title of his book:
-->'''Maya''': What's it called?
-->'''Miles''': ''The Day After Yesterday''
-->'''Maya''': Oh...you mean, 'today'?
-->'''Miles''': (beat) Oh....umm....
* When Miles hears his ex-wife is re-married, he immediately has a child-like tantrum of petulance, getting back into the car and declaring, "I'd like to go home now!" When he learns Jack knew for weeks she remarried, he then grabs a bottle of wine and starts to swig it while running down a steep hill, with Jack in pursuit in one of the most awkward and brief chase scenes you will see.
14th Jun '14 10:58:35 PM mlsmithca
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* Miles' {{Oh Crap}} expression after realizing he's spilled the beans about Jack getting married.

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* Miles' {{Oh Crap}} OhCrap expression after realizing he's spilled the beans about Jack getting married.



-->'''Miles''': *sarcastically* Wonderful.

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-->'''Miles''': *sarcastically* ''(sarcastically)'' Wonderful.
11th Mar '14 11:12:02 PM HarryLovesHermione
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* The borderline memetic line: "If anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving; I am NOT drinking any ''FUCKING'' Merlot!" is funny enough but Paul Giamatti's reading of it makes it absolutely hilarious.

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* The borderline memetic line: "If anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving; I am NOT drinking any ''FUCKING'' Merlot!" is funny enough but Paul Giamatti's reading of it makes it absolutely hilarious.hilarious.
** When Jack asks if he brought his meds, Miles shows it to him by shaking the bottle like a maraca.
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