History Funny / Scream2022

--->'''Gale''' ''(exasperated)'': A text!? You tell me the killer is back with a text!?!

* This quote:

** The fact that Sidney literally shoots first at each door while scanning Stu's old house. [[PragmaticHero This is the fifth film, and she is not fucking around]].

-->'''Richie''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Stop! Fucking up! My ending!]]

* Dewey meeting Martha again is sweet and a bit awkward. Dewey tells Martha she looks good, while Martha, noticing his obvious disheveled state, cannot bring herself to say the same.

* Mindy is on the couch watching the first ''Stab'' movie and comes upon the scene where Randy is in a similar situation watching ''Film/{{Halloween}}'' as Ghostface approaches him from behind. Unbeknownst to her, the new Ghostface also begins stalking her from behind. The scenes differ in that, just as Ghostface is about to strike, Mindy does in fact turn around, and lets out a simple [[DullSurprise “Huh.”]] before making a break for it.

-->'''Richie:''' Look just because he took a shower doesn't mean that guy should have a gun.

* The OverlyLongGag after Wes gets out of the shower and faces a series of [[CatScare fake out scares.]]

* When Sam tries to leave town with Tara and Richie, Sidney lets her go despite Gale’s protests. Then Sidney reveals that she put a tracker on their car and quips “it seems like something Gale Weathers would do.”

* Mindy is on the couch watching the first ''Stab'' movie and comes upon the scene where Randy is in a similar situation watching ''Film/{{Halloween}}'' as Ghostface approaches him from behind. Unbeknownst to her, the new Ghostface also begins stalking her from behind. The scenes differ in that, just as Ghostface is about to strike, Mindy does in fact turn around, and lets out a simple [[DullSurprise “huh”]] before making a break for it.
** Making it even funnier is that as Mindy is shouting to “Randy” to turn around, Ghostface gives a QuizzicalTilt as if to say “really?”

'''Gale:''' ''[Incredulously]'' By movie fans?

-->'''Richie:''' Sidney Prescott. I have to say - I am a really big fan.

* As Sidney makes her way up the stairs, clearing doors via gunshots as a "Hello," she is talking to Ghostface, who is doing their level best to taunt her. When it looks like he's about to get the last word in, Sidney hangs up on him as he tries to keep her on the line. Even Ghostface is momentarily surprised and lets out a couple of words of protest.
-->'''Sidney:''' [[ShutUpHannibal I'm bored]]!
-->'''Ghostface:''' WAIT! [gets hung up on]
** The fact that Sidney literally shoots first at each door while scanning Stu's old house. [[PragmaticHero This is the fifth film, she is not fucking around]].

** When Richie watches a podcast criticizing the movie, there’s a scene from the movie where Chromeface is swinging two machetes while wearing a sleeveless hoodie, and another one where he fires a flamethrower while shouting "this shit is lit!". [[StylisticSuck It’s as ridiculous as it sounds]], an exaggerated parody of VillainDecay that plays out like some of the most SoBadItsGood moments of the late-period ''[[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Nightmare on Elm Street]]'' films.
** They even got James A. Janisse and Chelsea Rebecca from ''WebVideo/DeadMeat'' to do a cameo of themselves tearing apart the movie on said podcast, criticizing everything from the killer's new weapons, outfit, and attitude to how the movie [[SeriousBusiness doesn’t have an eight in its title]].

* Dewey warns Gale about the new killings ''via text''. She later makes a point to chew him out over it.

** He then immediately regrets putting in the emoticon.

* Dewey initially turns down the Sam's attempt to go to him for help and is clearly not doing great, but ultimately pulls himself together. When he shows up at the Meeks's house for the [[OncePerEpisode meta "rules" speech,]] Richie still isn't convinced.

* The OverlyLongGag after Wes gets out of the shower and you're expecting Ghostface to pop up any minute, but each time it leads to a CatScare.

* Dewey initially turns down the Sam's attempt to go to him for help and is clearly not doing great, but ultimately turns around. When he shows up at the Meeks's house for the [[OncePerEpisode meta, "rules" speech,]] Richie isn't convinced.