History Funny / ScoobyDooMonstersUnleashed

'''Shaggy''': '''''CALM'', SCOOBY-DOO! ''YOU'RE NOT BEING CALM!!!'''''\\

-->'''Phonograph''': I like big butts and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny! When a girl--\\

--> '''Jacobo''': Ahaha! So long, suckers!
--> (Wing harness begins to fall out of sky)
--> '''Jacobo''': [[OhCrap HELP ME, SUCKERS!]]

-->'''Shaggy:''' Wickles has led us to, like, a terrifying ghost town!
-->'''Scooby:''' Roast town?
-->'''Shaggy:''' Yes, a ghost town!
-->'''Scooby:''' ''[beat]'' '''[[SuddenlyShouting RHOOOOOOOOST!!!]]'''
-->''[Wickles turns and glares at the "shrubbery"]''
-->'''Wickles:''' [[CloudCuckooLander Darn bushes yowlin' at me again]]. ''[continues walking]''

--> '''Shaggy''': We have...to remain...''calm''.
--> '''Scooby''': (screams in fear)
--> '''Shaggy''': '''''CALM'', SCOOBY-DOO! ''YOU'RE NOT BEING CALM!!!'''''
--> '''Scooby''': (slaps him)
--> '''Shaggy''': I needed that!
--> '''Scooby''': (slaps him again)
--> '''Shaggy''': I needed that, too!
--> '''Scooby''': (punches him)
--> '''Shaggy''': '''You're pushing your luck, Scoob!'''

-->'''Shaggy''': Like, this is the greatest day of our lives! Finally, a monster we can sink our teeth into! Y'know, Scoob, I'm kinda thirsty. I wonder if there's a Liter-Sized Soda Glob anywhere.

-->'''Shaggy''': Alas, what are these strange markings?
-->'''Fred''': [''turning the paper right side up''] Words.
-->'''Shaggy''': Ah... words.

---> '''Shaggy''': Right! [''everyone turns round to look at him''] Uhh... [''turns to Scooby''] Scooby-Doo! What's your conclusion?
---> [''Scooby turns his notepad around to reveal a drawing of a rabbit'']
---> '''Scooby''': Bunny! [''moves the notepad around to make it look like the rabbit is hopping'']

--> '''Shaggy''': This is tied for the most terrifying day of my life!
-->'''Velma''': Tied with what?
-->'''Shaggy''': EVERY OTHER FREAKING DAY OF MY LIFE!

--> '''Black Knight:''' Right in the [[UnusualEuphemism round tables!]]

-->'''Girl Scout''': Hey... you wanna buy a box of cookies?
-->'''Mormon''': Excuse me, have you heard the Good News?
-->'''Scooby''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Yeah, there's cookies!]]

-->'''Heather:''' All Fred Jones has to say was...
-->'''Fred:''' I think Coolsville sucks!
--> ''(Fred bangs his head against the steering wheel)''

--> '''Phonograph''': I like big butts and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny! When a girl--
--> ''[Shaggy turns it off while coughing after he puts his head in the machine that exploded]''

* As the BigBad is arrested, [[spoiler:he and Wickles get into a shouting match about how Jacobo used to steal Wickles' tater tots and competed with him for the lead in ''Theatre/MyFairLady'']].

* While exploring the Monster Hive, Shaggy and Scooby come across a fridge full of flasks and, [[BigEater naturally]], begin sampling their contents. HilarityEnsues as they transform into all manner of things, including Scooby turning into a monster and then [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes the Tasmanian Devil]], Shaggy's body turning into a ''woman's'', and finally Scooby becoming super-intelligent and Shaggy becoming muscular.

-->'''Fred:''' You're doing that thing again where you take everything I say out of context. You're trying to make it look like I think Coolsville sucks! (remembers he's on camera) [[OhCrap No! Don't record that!]]

-->'''Fred:''' You're doing that thing again where you take everything I say out of context. You're trying to make it look like I think Coolsville sucks. (remembers he's on camera) No don't record that.

-->'''Heather:''' All Fred Jones has to say was
-->'''Fred:''' I think Coolsville sucks
--> (Fred bangs his head against the steering wheel)

--> '''Shaggy''': This is tied for the most terrifying day of my life.

-->'''Shaggy''': Every other freaking day of my life!

* "We're gonna die." "Think positive." "We're gonna die quickly."

* Velma trying to hide from Patrick when he comes to Mystery Inc.'s place to ask her out on a date. She and Daphne have a conversation on their hands and knees in her office.

* After Shaggy and Scooby accidentally bring all the costumes back to life while messing with the control panel:

* As the BigBad is arrested, [[spoiler:he and Wickles get into a shouting match about how Jacobo used to steal Wickles' tater tots and competed with him for the lead in ''Theatre/MyFairLady'']].

* "We're gonna die." "Think positive." "We're gonna die quickly."

--> ''[Shaggy turns it off while coughing after he puts his head in the machine that exploded]''

* Velma flirting with Patrick while wearing the SpyCatsuit, particularly when she leans towards him and the outfit makes a fart-like squeaking sound. She swears that it's the outfit, and Patrick seems to believe her. She leans in again, only for her to then fart for real.

* Velma flirting with Patrick while wearing the SpyCatsuit, particularly when she leans towards him and the outfit makes a fart-like squeaking sound. She clarifies that it's the outfit, only for her to then fart for real.

--> (Fred bangs his head against the steering wheel)

** Soon after his words are broadcasted:

* After the attack at the museum early in the film (where most of the exhibits are destroyed), there's a brief VisualGag of the damaged skeleton ghost costumes outlined in chalk like a murder scene.

* After the attack at the museum early in the film (where most of the exhibits are destroyed), there's a brief VisualGag of the damaged skeleton ghost costumes outlined in chalk like a crime scene.

* Shaggy trying to non-verbally explain to Scooby that his wig is slipping off when they're incognito at the Faux Ghost and Scooby misinterpreting his gestures as a dance move.

-->'''Shaggy''': Like, this is the greatest day of our lives! Finally, a monster we can sink our teeth into! I wonder if there's a Liter-Sized Soda Glob around here somewhere!

** Becomes a BrickJoke; [[spoiler:Jacobo turned out to be alive at the end of the film (implying that his machine actually worked). During the DancePartyEnding, he's seen trying it ''again'']].

-->'''Shaggy''': Like, this is the greatest day of our lives! Finally, a monster we can sink our teeth into! I wonder if there's a Two-Liter Soda Glob around here somewhere!

* Fred: "And the real identity of [[spoiler: Ned]] is... [[NotAMask *pulls on hair*]] ...[[spoiler: Ned!]]"

** Oh, and the Black Knight also says this:
--> '''Black Knight:''' Right in the [[UnusualEuphamism round tables!]]

** Oh, and the Black Knight also says this:
--> '''Black Knight:''' Right in the round tables!

-->'''Scooby''': Yeah, there's cookies!

--> '''Jacobo''': [[OhCrap HELP ME SUCKERS!]]

-->'''Shaggy:''' Wickles has led us to like, a terrifying ghost town!

-->'''Fred''': *Turning the paper right side up* Words.
-->'''Shaggy''': Ah...words.

---> '''Shaggy''': Right! (everyone turns round to look at him) Uhh... (turns to Scooby) Scooby-Doo! What's your conclusion?
---> (Scooby turns his notepad around to reveal a drawing of a rabbit)
---> '''Scooby''': Bunny! (moves the notepad around to make it look like the rabbit is hopping)

* The Pterodactyl Ghost's expression when Shaggy and Scooby fail to capture it, as if thinking "Did you really think that would work on me?".

* The gang gets trapped at the Wickles Manor. When their ball-cage comes to a stop they're greeted by the previous uninvited guests: a pair of mormons spreading the good word and a girl scout selling cookies.
-->'''Girl scout''': Hey, you want to buy a box of cookies?

-->'''Scooby''': Yeah, there's cookies!