History Funny / Saw

-->'''Valentina:''' Are you fucking crazy? What makes you think I'd fucking cut off my own leg?\\

--->'''John:''' The wire saw that's wrapped around your neck will first cut into your skin, then your vertebral ligaments, and finally, it'll sever your spinal cord.\\

* Amanda then provides additional "translation" for John when he explains the outcome of Valentina's trap in fairly {{expospeak|Gag}} fashion.
-->'''John:''' The wire saw that's wrapped around your neck will first cut into your skin, then your vertebral ligaments, and finally, it'll sever your spinal cord.\\
'''Amanda:''' The CliffsNotes version? [[OffWithThisHead It's gonna cut your head off.]]

--> (Valentina looks into the box, only to find a tourniquet and a Gigli saw.)

!!Commentary tracks:

!!Meta:

* Cecilia asks John what he does for a living, and he responds that he's a [[ExactWords sort of life-coach]] [[FromACertainPointOfView who helps people work through their emotional issues.]]

** The commentary track, with Leigh, Cary, and James. They have a total blast and mock the film a ton, as well as share several funny stories. And Cary even does a Marlon Brando impression. Apparently Leigh was the production team's ButtMonkey as well:

!!!'''''Film/SawX''':''

** When Eric Matthews is giving John an epic NoHoldsBarredBeatdown, John makes this admittedly pretty hilarious quip:

** Evan's screams of pain/fear sound very similar to [[Music/LinkinPark Chester Bennington]]'s in-stage sing-screams, which can also make the scene hilarious.

** Evan's screams of pain/fear sound very similar to Chester Bennington's in-stage sing-screams, which can also make the scene hilarious.

-->'''Xavier:''' ''[turns round to Addison]'' Look who's talking! The only door you know how to open is ''between your legs!''

-->'''Xavier:''' ''[turns round to Addison]'' Look who's talking! The only door you know how to open is between ya' legs!

** Evan's screams of pain/fear sound very similar to Chester Bennington's in-stage sing-screams, which can also make parts of the scene hilarious.

!!!'''''Film/{{Jigsaw}}'':'''
* When Billy rolls out on his trike and does his signature cackle, Ryan dryly remarks, [[SarcasmMode "That's not creepy at all."]]
* At the beginning, when the five are being dragged to the blades, Logan just lays on the ground unconscious, almost looking like he doesn't give a damn about the situation he's in. Rarely has that sort of DelayedReaction been both dark and hilarious.
* Ryan's DelayedReaction to seeing Mitch's sliced up corpse is also darkly hilarious.
* While Hunt and Halloran are discussing Logan as a suspect:
-->'''Hunt:''' C'mon, man, you're talking about a [[SemperFi brother.]]\\
'''Halloran:''' I got a brother, he's a fucking asshole.
* Later on, when Hunt exhumes Jigsaw's casket and finds Edgar Munsen in his place.
-->'''Hunt:''' Let's just say you can call off the search for Edgar Munsen.\\
'''Halloran:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh, COME ON!]]
* When Logan and Hunt are arguing about why Halloran would want to frame Logan.
-->'''Hunt:''' You called him a moron in the press. Twice.\\
'''Logan:''' No, I said he was an [[DiggingYourselfDeeper impulsive asshole]]... twice.

!!!'''''Film/SawVI'':'''
* First there's the Shotgun Carousel, in which six people spin around in a cage, and William, who's outside has to choose which two to live by pressing buttons to hold back a bullet on the person it's aiming at, making a sacrifice of his own by doing so. This is undoubtedly a very serious moment like always, but when they try to lie to convince him not to kill them, it becomes a little funny.
-->'''Gena:''' Uhmm... I'm--[[BlatantLies I'm pregnant!]]
-->'''Josh:''' No, she's not! She's lying!
* John's lecture to William about healthcare starts out as intimidating as it should be, then takes a surprisingly amusing turn.
-->'''John:''' Healthcare decisions should be made by doctors and their patients, not by the government. Well, now I know they're not made by doctors and their patients or the government. [[PrecisionFStrike They're made by the fucking insurance companies]].\\
''[{{beat}}, tense music reaches a crescendo, then stops]''\\
'''John:''' ''[amusedly]'' [[MoodWhiplash Piranha]]! ''[cut to John staring into William's fish tank, which is full of piranha]''
** Making this even funnier is that John first sounds like he has some serious ADD, and when he changes he seems to have suddenly noticed the fish.
** In the same scene:
--->'''William:''' The type of cancer you have is malignant and inoperable.\\
'''John:''' [[DeadpanSnarker That rolled off your tongue real smooth]].\\
'''William:''' Even if the treatment works, the cancer will return eventually. It's an unwinnable battle.\\
'''John:''' That was even smoother. As a matter of fact, that was downright slick.