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* FM sends people to retrieve Boopkins, but [[PoliceAreUseless they drown]] since [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome the well is still filled with water (Still not really water)]]. DK gets kicked in the dong by Toadsworth, who gets a crowbar to the skull by Po, who gets pummeled by E.Gadd, who... Basically, '''''everyone''''' sabotages each other's rescue efforts for those 2 coins. ''It is glorious to watch.''
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[SarcasmMode Beautiful, isn't it?]]]]
This arc is LighterAndSofter than the other arcs, and it shows:
! '''The Mario Purge'''
''The Mario Purge'' is filled with NightmareFuel, but there are still several funny moments.
* In the beginning, the contrast between the [[FreakOut panicked Mario]] and the [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight calm, almost relaxed [=SMG4=]]].
* ''No one'' likes [[TheThingThatWouldNotLeave Bob.]] '''''No one.''''' (Besides [[NiceGirl Tari]] and [[TokenHeroicOrc Boopkins]], and even then, Tari's only concerned for his safety.)
-->'''Toad:''' Screw that guy. He'd never do the same for us!\\
'''Mario:''' Yeah! [[CallBack He tried to kill Mario and Luigi]] [[ContinuityNod when there was a zombie apocalypse!]]\\
'''Saiko:''' Ugh, screw him! [[SkewedPriorities I wanna]] [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros smash]] [[InnocentInnuendo some losers!]]\\
'''[=SMG4=]:''' [[ItsProbablyNothing You guys hear something?]]
** While the Tubbie Leader is threatening everyone, [=SMG4=] remains adamant they can't get in. ''Constantly''. He's proven wrong when the Tubbies pull a [[VideoGame/FreedomPlanet Lord Brevon]] and smash through the floor.
* Mario hides in some trees from a Teletubbies wielding a chainsaw, hopping between the trees and taunting the Tubbie. [[MundaneSolution Cue Mario taking a bullet]] [[GroinAttack to the nuts.]]
* Toad tries to bargain with one of the Tubbies (Laa-Laa, to be exact) and join in The Purge. Laa-Laa isn't having any of it, and [[HeadDesk continuously smashes Toad's head into the floor.]]
* Tari and Saiko get ambushed by a crossbow-wielding Tubbie. They dodge... [[CompanionCube Tari's duck]] didn't.
-->'''Saiko:''' HEY! STOP SCREWING AROUND! ''(kicks Tari out of the way of several more arrows)''\\
''(The Teletubbies stand there, waving their weapons around)''\\
'''Saiko:''' Ugh... and I thought I was psychotic...\\
'''Tari:''' I know right! [[SeriousBusiness They hurt my duck!!!]]
** Both Tari and Saiko conduct a plan: soak the Teletubbies in Saiko's wine then set fire to it via thrown torch. Tari throws the torch... about 3 feet in front of her.
* One of the Series/{{Teletubbies}} breaking the tension by threatening to [[WebVideo/FilthyFrank shove a calculator]] [[AssShove up SMG4's ass.]]
* [[TooDumbToLive Luigi tries to call the police.]] '''''[[FailedASpotCheck During The Purge.]]''''' Funnier still, he ''forgets the phone number.''
* Bob did the most badass illegal thing he could think of: [[LostFoodGrievance kick away Po's Tubby Custard]]. Which [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot caused the whole mess in the first place]] ''and'' got everyone chased and kidnapped by Teletubbies. '''Everyone''' has looks on their faces that ''scream'' "When I get free, [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown I'm going to beat the shit out of you.]]" Even ''[[NiceGirl Tari]]'' has that look!
** All while Bob [[IgnoranceIsBliss remains blissfully ignorant to it all]].
-->'''Bob:''' Man I'm such a badass.
! '''Mario And... The Well'''
The episode starts with Boopkins being stuck inside a well, and ''everyone'' has a plan to get him out.
* Mario throws a shovel, [[ButtMonkey hitting Boopkins]], and tells Boopkins to dig up to get out. [[FailedASpotCheck When he's in a well. A]] ''[[FailedASpotCheck brick]]'' [[FailedASpotCheck well.]]
* [=SMG4=] tells him to dig up. Then tries fishing him out... but the hook is sharp, so Boopkins avoids it like the plague. [=SMG4=] finally gets something, but it's a massive rock that sends him flying.
** Luigi turns his [[VideoGame/LuigisMansion Poltergust]] up to HYPERDRIVE to suck Boopkins out. It does nothing. Mario and [=SMG4=]'s [[FacialHorror warped faces]] sell it.
* Bowser tries to put Luigi closer. When that doesn't work, he advises [[RunningGag digging up]].
* Tari sends down a care package, hitting Boopkins again.
* Shroomy throws a rope down, but Boopkins can't climb it. So he asks Boopkins if he's tried [[RunningGag digging up.]]
* Jeeves gets everyone to pull the rope out along with Boopkins, but Mario gets distracted by a shiny quarter and Boopkins fails to get out of the well. Again.
* After that, everyone starts to mourn Boopkins, with Toad even giving a funeral speech.
-->'''Boopkins:''' Hey I'm still alive, you know!
* Meggy and Saiko (the Woomy Brigade) show up in a fire truck. Then Mario asks where they got the truck...
-->'''Meggy:''' Wah!? I...uh... Whaddaya mean? [[BadLiar I've always been a fire-]]\\
'''Saiko:''' [[BrutalHonesty We stole it.]]\\
'''Meggy:''' Hey! ''(starts stamping foot)'' [[InsistentTerminology We didn't steal it, we borrowed it!]]
** They fill the well with water (Turns out it's not water) so Boopkins will float up. It doesn't work, much to Meggy's [[BigWhat surprise]] and [[FacePalm frustration]].
* [=SMG4=] puts up a poster of Boopkins to attract others to rescue him, the reward being ''[[ComicallySmallBribe 2 coins.]]''
-->'''[=SMG4=]:''' Trust me...Anybody would do anything for a little bit of-\\
''(Cue the arrival of literally everyone)''\\
'''FM:''' [[SeriousBusiness The police is here! Go boys go! Lil boopkins is trapped down the well!]]\\
'''Yoshi:''' [[FacialHorror The hell man? That's a so much money!]]\\
'''Wario:''' [[WesternAnimation/TomAndJerryTheMovie Mooneeey...]] ''[[MoneyFetish (makes slobbering noises)]]''\\
''(They, the police, a crowd of Teletubbies [[FunnyBackgroundEvent chasing Mario]] and more rush towards the well)''\\
'''[=SMG4=]:''' [[DidntSeeThatComing Cash...]]
* FM sends people to retrieve Boopkins, but [[PoliceAreUseless they drown]] since [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome the well is still filled with water (Still not really water)]]. DK gets kicked in the dong by Toadsworth, who gets a crowbar to the skull by Po, who gets pummeled by E.Gadd, who... Basically, '''''everyone''''' sabotages each other's rescue efforts for those 2 coins. ''It is glorious to watch.''
** Some of their methods for getting Boopkins out leave a lot to be desired. Donkey Kong throws in a chain of bananas, Yoshi brings [[RunningGag a shovel with the likely intent of digging up]], [=SMG3=] brings a freaking cement mixer, which then gets tossed in the air by Wario and Waluigi's crane, which is then brought crumbling down by Steve, who has the brilliant solution of...drinking all the water (Again, not really water) out with a straw. It is at this point that [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere X just gives up and leaves.]]
* Bob ''finally'' rescues Boopkins, and notes [[GoodFeelsGood how nice it feels to be liked...]] before shamelessly plugging his crappy mixtape.
* And at the end of it all, [[WebAnimation/GuardsNRetards Chris and Swagmaster]] show up and comment on [[BrickJoke their stolen firetruck]] (which they stole first). And then mention that the water in the firetruck had been replaced by vodka.
! '''Mario and the Bob Mansion...'''
* The reason why the crew is at Bob's mansion: to celebrate "[=Bobsgiving=]"
-->'''Bowser:''' You mean Thanksgiving...?\\
'''Bob:''' No, I mean [[InsistentTerminology [=Bobsgiving=]]].
* Bob's mansion is ''littered'' with paintings and sculptures of himself. Along the way, he seems to have lost inspiration and simply pasted his face over other famous paintings. [[
-->'''Bob:''' May I interest you is a super-rare ultimate dlc Bob painting? [[LampshadeHanging Photoshopped by yours truly.]]\\
''[[BrainBleach Meggy has a]] [[{{Squick}} grossed-out look on her face]]''
* [[AttentionWhore Saiko]] taking notes, hoping to follow in Bob's attention-grabbing footsteps.
* The fact that Bob became rich solely from his [=SoundCloud=] account. [[BeyondTheImpossible With barely over 700 followers]].
* Bob lifts the dish to reveal the turkey... [[EpicFail still alive and kicking.]]
-->'''Bob:''' Mmm, delicious.\\
'''Bowser:''' Bob, you're meant to cook it first...\\
'''Bob:''' Huh? Oh yeah. Guess I forgot. [[RecklessGunUsage *gets a shotgun*]] Just [=gimmie=] a sec while I take care of that.\\
''Bowser grabs the turkey''\\
'''Bowser:''' Uhh, you know what, Bob, how about I take care of this.\\
'''Bob:''' Oh, uh, sure.\\
''(long {{Beat}})''\\
'''Bob:''' [[GunNut Do you want the shotgu-]]\\
'''Bowser:''' No, Bob, it's fine.
* The awkward silence that follows after everyone except [=SMG4=] and Tari leave, only broken by Bob being, well, Bob.
-->'''Bob:''' So... um... do you want to hear the story of [[RunningGag Bobsgiving]]?\\
'''Tari:''' Heheh, okay.\\
'''[=SMG4=]:''' Ehh, not reall-\\
'''Bob:''' A long, long, long, long, long, long, long, [[OverlyLongGag long, long, long, long]] time ago...
* The story itself is insane. Basically, pilgrims came to what would later be known as the Mushroom Kingdom, but they [[BuffySpeak "sucked at being alive"]], to then be saved by the [[ItsAllAboutMe glorious Bob tribe]], which then lead to the Mushroom Kingdom's people forever worshipping them. Even Tari, who [[SuperGullible wholeheartedly believes it]], manages to point out an inconsistency, which Bob derails by telling them the story of "Bobmas".
-->'''Tari:''' ''(in response to Bob asking her and [=SMG4=] if they want to hear about "Bobmas")'' Woo-hoo! You know it!\\
'''[=SMG4=]:''' NO GOD PLEASE NO! [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOO...]]
* Bowser asks Meggy to paint the uncooked turkey in cooking oil. Meggy being, well, [[TriggerHappy Meggy]], she gets... [[GrenadeSpam very]], ''[[MoreDakka very]]'' [[{{Understatement}} enthusiastic]].
** After getting to Bob's [[{{Egopolis}} "special room"]] and Mario getting the item they need, Fishy out-and-out [[LampshadeHanging lampshades how most of their adventures go]].
-->'''Fishy:''' Well, that was easy! [[LampshadeHanging I was sure we were gonna come across an obstacle of some sort and consequently go on a crazy adventure.]]
* [[LethalChef Meggy accidentally set the kitchen on fire]], which she denies ("[[ImplausibleDeniability It wasn't me, I swear!]]"). Bowser tries to put out the fire with an extinguisher, but...
-->'''[=SMG4=]:''' [[FreakOut BOB! WHERE ARE YOUR FIRE EXTINGUISHERS!?]]\\
'''Bob:''' LOL safety is for losers.\\
''([[SmashCut Bowser finds a fire extinguisher]], turns it on, and gets a flamethrower to the face)''\\
'''Bob:''' Oh yeah! We have [[ViolationOfCommonSense flamethrowers that look like fire extinguishers.]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Does that count?]]
* Despite [[IncendiaryExponent Bowser setting everything on fire]], the mansion burning down and everyone panicking, Bob is sitting there mindless to it all.
* What is Bob's "special juice" he sent Mario, Saiko and Boopkins to get? Gasoline.
* After the mansion burns down, Bob makes a heartwarming comment - [[MoodWhiplash then mentions that it'll make a great sob story on MTV.]] No one buys Bob's JustJokingJustification.
** Followed by Bob [[BreakingTheFourthWall plugging his limited edition shirt]].
! '''The Mario Concert'''
* Mario interrupting various parts of Bob's sob story.
* When Bob advertises his world tour, we see footage of Bob in a plane, going around the world ''from space'', and is dropping flames below him ([[{{Pun}} "spitting hot fire"]] in his words), and he clarifies that it's not an accurate representation of what the tour will be like.
* Bob tries to convince Mario and Luigi to help him by telling them about how sick and poor he is. Mario doesn't even care, and only agrees to go when Bob offers to pay him in pictures of spaghetti.
** Then he tells them to get in his ''private jet''. So much for being sick and poor.
--> '''Luigi:''' Y...you have a private jet?...\\
'''Bob:''' I have seven.\\
'''Luigi:''' But... I thought you were poor... and that was the point of the whole tour?\\
'''Bob:''' But I am poor. [[InsaneTrollLogic These are jets for poor people.]]
* Bob's excuses to not bring Fishy Boopkins along just get more and more outlandish.
--> '''Bob:''' Um... ''*looks at his full-size passenger plane*'' [[BlatantLies The plane only fits one person]].
* When Bob arrives at his destination, he is immediately swarmed by fans. He tells them to pay for the tickets through his managers. Mario and Luigi only get a second to react before they're gunned down by the people's money.
** The taxi driver [[OhCrap staring at]] [[PapaWolf Fishy Boopkins' dad]] [[OhCrap in horror]] as Fishy tells him to take him to Bob's concert.
** Then this happens:
--> '''Fishy Boopkins:''' Oh boy! Bob's gonna be so happy! I bet he's just waiting for me to show up any moment, now!\\
''{{Gilligan Cut}} to Bob''\\
'''Bob:''' Hey, if anyone sees Boopkins, [[{{Jerkass}} you have my permission to shoot him]].
* Bob telling Mario to inflate his balloon and make it "'''''EXTRA THICC'''''". It gets so big it [[ButtMonkey squashed Luigi against the stage wall.]]
--> '''Bob:''' Come on... [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Bigger...]] I want it [[MemeticMutation [=THICCCCCCCCCC=] with ten "c"s]].
* Music/SnoopDogg and Reggie Fils-Aime's performances.
* Boopkins wants to help Bob perform. [[ChildrenAreInnocent With his tambourine]].
* Bob's opening words.
--> '''Bob:''' I just want to take a moment to appreciate the best creation in the world... [[{{Squick}} ass]].
* Boopkins finally manages to get past Mario. [[SurveillanceStationSlacker Because he fell asleep]].
* After the stage is wrecked, Mario gives Luigi the excuse that his legs are broken. After Luigi points out that his legs look fine, Mario breaks his own legs.
* After Bob gives his MotiveRant and [[EngineeredHeroics removes]] [[FalseFriend any]] [[WoundedGazelleGambit redeeming]] [[SillyRabbitIdealismIsForKids qualities]] he had, Mario, now standing by Luigi's side, [[MoodWhiplash gives his two cents]].
--> '''Mario:''' The saddest thing is... [[ItsAllAboutMe we never]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint got paid]]!\\
'''Luigi:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Aren't your legs supposed to be broken?]]\\
''Mario looks down at his indeed broken legs [[AmusingInjuries and falls to the floor, screaming in pain]].''
! '''War On Smash Bros Ultimate'''
* The episode starts with [=SMG4=], Tari, and Mario making a plan to get the newly released "Super Smash Each Other in the Ass Ultimate". As [=SMG4=] plots, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Mario chokes on a grenade while a concerned Tari watches]]. Next time we see Mario, his head is gone and he's on fire.
* Mario thought the other shoppers, determined to get a copy just as much as they are, were just hobos.
* [=SMG4=] makes a new plan: he and Tari sit in a shopping cart that Mario pushes, running over anyone in the way. Even if it's the princess.
--> '''Mario:''' Bonus points! :D
* "Look! Dicks."
* The gang is too late. But Tari points out that there are other stores.
--> '''[=SMG4=]:''' To the trolley mobile!\\
'''Knuckles:''' Get f*cked, bitches! ''(rides off with the shopping cart)''
* With no shopping cart, the gang resorts to using Shroomy as a skateboard. Not that he minds.
** They eventually find a copy... [[CrazyEnoughToWork because they wanted to look in a robot shop]].
* Said copy costs 900 coins. But E. Gadd trades it to them in exchange for Shroomy.
* As the gang expresses their excitement over the game, a nearby [[BerserkButton Waluigi]] starts powering up... before Wario stops him.
--> '''Wario:''' Not today, brother...
* [[TheHyena Mario's]] [[https://youtu.be/-Rezo5VZjiM?t=401 laugh]] when the Koopalings corner them. And then he gets decked with a table.
* Tari's attempts to fight Roy. And when that doesn't work, she uses a powered up [[ChekhovsGun Shroomy robot]].
** Shroomy now considers E. Gadd his "creator."
--> '''E. Gadd:''' Son!\\
'''Shroomy:''' Papa!\\
''(Mario, [=SMG4=], and Tari stare in confusion)''
! '''The Melancholy of Fishy Boopkins'''
* Mario's attempt to cheer Boopkins up involves taking him to [[MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate Dr. Mario]]. Naturally, [[MadDoctor it doesn't]] [[HarmfulHealing end well.]] [[SubvertedTrope For Dr. Mario, that is.]]
-->'''Dr. Mario:''' GIMMIE THAT BUTT!\\
''(Peach just stands there, looking [[BerserkButton pissed as all hell]].)''\\
'''Dr. Mario:''' Uh, I can explain- ''(gets bitchslapped so hard he goes flying '''into the warp painting'''.)''
* Luigi disguised Toad as Bob. Boopkins ends up hugging him so hard the fake head falls off while ''simultaneously choking Toad to death''. Then Luigi tries to comfort him. Keyword: ''tries''.
-->'''Luigi:''' uh don't worry you didn't kill bob, you killed Toad! [[CrossesTheLineTwice So it's all ok! :D]] and don't worry, [[FalseReassurance I'll take Toad to the best doctor on the planet!]]\\
'''[[MadDoctor Dr. Mario]]:''' [[BlatantLies That's me!]]
* [=SMG4=]'s box of memes [[BerserkButton (touch and I cut you)]].
* Bowser walks in as [=SMG4=] reveals his box of '''"cancerous memes"''', and '''''gets sucked into the chest'''''. [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Absolutely none of this is mentioned later.]]
* Shroomy, after taking an unwilling Boopkins on a trip around the world, decides to return home... ''at supersonic speeds.'' Cue "YEAH BOIIII" ''autotuned to Rainbow Road'', as Boopkin's face slowly deforms.
-->'''Shroominator:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Hope that you had lots of fun!]]\\
'''Boopkins:''' ''(face [[BodyHorror grotesquely deformed]])'' [[LittleNo No.]]
* After Bob's concert, he gives out merchandise. One Bob body pillow lands on Meggy, who ''[[ManOnFire gets set on fire]]'' from it. Next we see her, [[WardingGestures she's holding a Bible up to it, as if to ward off evil.]]
-->'''Meggy:''' [[{{WebVideo/Jontron}} Outta this house! Outta this house!!!]]
* [[AttentionWhore Saiko]] acting like a LoonyFan for Bob. It's just so OutOfCharacter for her.
-->'''Saiko:''' I have to go uh... umm... Yeah... ''(jumps off the stand while screaming "NOTICE ME SENPAI!")''
* Meggy's last resort... taking Boopkins to a "sexy maid" cafe. Which is filled with [[{{Fanservice}} actual maids]] [[FanDisservice and gonkish characters dressed up as maids.]]
-->'''Meggy:''' [[BrainBleach I'm gonna need so much therapy after this...]]
* Then [[HuskyRusskie Heavy Weapons Guy]] comes along [[{{Squick}} dressed as a maid.]] [[HeroicBSOD Meggy out-and-out]] ''[[HeroicBSOD faints]]'' [[HeroicBSOD from seeing it.]]
! '''Mario and The Diss Track'''
* Mario playing with his food.
-->'''Mario:''' Oh c'mon! As if you've [[{{Squick}} never put spaghetti in your underwear before!]]
* While Luigi flips out about Bob's sudden fame, Mario [[FunnyBackgroundEvent grabs someone's Bob balloons]] and goes ''flying'' into a passing jet. [[StuffBlowingUp Which explodes.]]
* Most of the conversation between [[{{Jerkass}} Bob]] and [[AttentionWhore Saiko]] on [[ItMakesSenseInContext how to raise Bob's fan count.]]
-->'''Saiko:''' We need everyone to notice us! [[VerbalBackspace Err... I mean you...]]\\
(...)\\
'''Bob:''' Time for my ultimate secret weapon.\\
'''Saiko:''' [[ViolenceIsTheOnlyOption ARE WE GONNA THREATEN PEOPLE!?]]\\
'''Bob:''' [[LittleNo Nooooo.]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice But that's not a bad idea!]]
** Everyone's reactions to the titular diss track, as follows (aside from Boopkins).
-->'''Mario:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Hey! Mario was on TV!]]\\
'''Luigi:''' [[BigWhat WHHHAA]][[WebVideo/GameGrumps AATTTT?!?]]\\
'''[=SMG4=]:''' [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons The hell was that?]]\\
''(Toad cocks a shotgun)''\\
'''Bowser:''' [[WebAnimation/ASDFMovie I am lonely.]]\\
''([[BrokenTears Fishy cries]] while gunshots are heard in the background)''\\
'''Meggy:''' ''(hands over mouth, voice muffled)'' Is my voice really that annoying?
** Luigi getting a phone to the face.
** Everyone thinks of an idea to get back at Bob. Mario proposes [[ViolenceIsTheOnlyOption smacking him.]] [[{{Jerkass}} Toad]] vouches for it, while Meggy looks unimpressed. Then [[GamerChick Tari]] proposes a video game challenge... cut back to Mario and Toad [[LaughThemselvesSick laughing themselves sick]] and Meggy's ''even more unimpressed face''.
* Saiko tries to say the word "friend", but CannotSpitItOut.
-->'''Mario:''' Is she having a stroke?
* Toad going completely nuts behind the soundboard during ''"Darkest Hour"'', also, ''[[BrickJoke Boopkins brought his tamborine to this concert too!]]''
* The entirety of Bob's HumiliationConga - special mention goes to [[MundaneMadeAwesome the guy dropping Bob merch in the trash]] and Bob screaming Darth Vader's BigNo. Also, when Bob tries to keep his house, the Teletubby ''lifts it up and moves away, '''leaving a gaping hole in reality'''''.
! '''Christmas 2018: The Most Important Thing'''
* Bob's sleigh crushes Bowser. As he tries to get back into the gang's good graces, Bowser can be seen holding a sign saying " Call an ambulance".
* As Bob's attempts to make up with everyone fall flat, he starts getting annoying. Mario's response? ''Conducting the Nobody Cares Song''.
* A moment of MoodWhiplash after Bob leaves dejectedly.
--->'''Tari:''' Don't you think we were a bit too harsh with him?\\
'''Toad:''' [[WesternAnimation/TheCritic And nothing of value was lost!]]
* Some funny moments from the walking montage include [[WebAnimation/GuardsNRetards Swagmaster6969696969]] showing Chris his snowman and how they're "hugging", and Yoshi [[AscendedMeme still on the run from the IRS]].
* Bob's initial stubbornness when with Waluigi leads to a lot of great lines.
* Mall antics.
** Mario attacking the mall Santa and Old Man Hobo cheering him on.
** Shroomy accidentally uses his [[BeamSpam laser eyes]] to collapse a THEATER sign on Bowser, then shrugs and moves away.
** The very next scene is Tari [[{{Squee}} going apeshit]] [[CallBack (again)]] over a rubber ducky with a wizard hat. Meggy doesn't seem disturbed. Saiko ''is'' disturbed by it and ''raises a crucifix.''
-->'''Tari:''' [[SanitySlippage YOU ARE ALREADY MINE...]] [[UnreadablyFastText I will get you and I will squish you - SO KYUTE - I NEED IT - GIMME!]] [[Film/TheHobbit My... precious!]]\\
''(Saiko [[WardingGestures raises a crucifix]], with a creeped-out look on her face)''
* The scene where everyone opens their gifts.
** Bob receives a Christmas photo - with a paper Bob taped onto it.
** Tari gets her new CompanionCube named Archibald [[ChekhovsGun (the duck from earlier)]], and [[{{Understatement}} loves it.]]
** [=SMG4=] gets a "Holy Meme Bible" - [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer apparently, that's a thing.]]
** Toad gets coal.
** Mario goes crazy over a can of Sprite Cranberry.
** Meggy and Saiko receive pillows - an anglerfish for Meggy and a body pillow of ''a body pillow'' for Saiko. Neither seem pleased.
** Bowser opens his gift... the [[JustForFun/{{Bowsette}} Super Crown]].
* At the end, when Bob and the gang make up, Mario admits that he's still a complete asshole, but he's ''their'' complete asshole. Saiko, meanwhile, would rather call him more of an "acquaintance" than a "friend".
* Waluigi and Wario are revealed to have stolen Santa's sleigh, and are last seen escaping the cops with a pile of loot. How they did it is never explained.
[-'''Years''': [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers 2011-2017]] | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers2018Bloopers 2018]] | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers2019Bloopers 2019]] | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers2020Bloopers 2020]] | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers2021Bloopers 2021]] | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers2022Bloopers 2022]] | [[Funny/SMG42023Bloopers 2023]]\\
'''Arcs''': [[Funny/SMG4TheWaluigiArc The Waluigi Arc]] | '''The Rapper Bob Arc''' | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersTheAnimeArc The Anime Arc]] | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersTheYouTubeArc The [=YouTube=] Arc]] | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersGenesisArc Genesis Arc]] | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersRevelationsArc Revelations Arc]] | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersTheLawsuitArc The Lawsuit Arc]]\\
'''Movies''': Funny/MeggysDestinyAnSMG4Movie | Funny/TheSMG4Movie10YearAnniversarySpecial | Funny/SMG4MovieRevelations\\
'''Other''': [[Funny/WarOfTheFatItalians War of the Fat Italians]] | ''Funny/GuardsNRetards'' | Funny/TheAwesomeMario | ''[[Funny/SunsetParadise Sunset Paradise]]'' | Funny/MarioDoesThings-] ]]]]
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This arc is LighterAndSofter than the other arcs, and it shows:
! '''The Mario Purge'''
''The Mario Purge'' is filled with NightmareFuel, but there are still several funny moments.
* In the beginning, the contrast between the [[FreakOut panicked Mario]] and the [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight calm, almost relaxed [=SMG4=]]].
* ''No one'' likes [[TheThingThatWouldNotLeave Bob.]] '''''No one.''''' (Besides [[NiceGirl Tari]] and [[TokenHeroicOrc Boopkins]], and even then, Tari's only concerned for his safety.)
-->'''Toad:''' Screw that guy. He'd never do the same for us!\\
'''Mario:''' Yeah! [[CallBack He tried to kill Mario and Luigi]] [[ContinuityNod when there was a zombie apocalypse!]]\\
'''Saiko:''' Ugh, screw him! [[SkewedPriorities I wanna]] [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros smash]] [[InnocentInnuendo some losers!]]\\
'''[=SMG4=]:''' [[ItsProbablyNothing You guys hear something?]]
** While the Tubbie Leader is threatening everyone, [=SMG4=] remains adamant they can't get in. ''Constantly''. He's proven wrong when the Tubbies pull a [[VideoGame/FreedomPlanet Lord Brevon]] and smash through the floor.
* Mario hides in some trees from a Teletubbies wielding a chainsaw, hopping between the trees and taunting the Tubbie. [[MundaneSolution Cue Mario taking a bullet]] [[GroinAttack to the nuts.]]
* Toad tries to bargain with one of the Tubbies (Laa-Laa, to be exact) and join in The Purge. Laa-Laa isn't having any of it, and [[HeadDesk continuously smashes Toad's head into the floor.]]
* Tari and Saiko get ambushed by a crossbow-wielding Tubbie. They dodge... [[CompanionCube Tari's duck]] didn't.
-->'''Saiko:''' HEY! STOP SCREWING AROUND! ''(kicks Tari out of the way of several more arrows)''\\
''(The Teletubbies stand there, waving their weapons around)''\\
'''Saiko:''' Ugh... and I thought I was psychotic...\\
'''Tari:''' I know right! [[SeriousBusiness They hurt my duck!!!]]
** Both Tari and Saiko conduct a plan: soak the Teletubbies in Saiko's wine then set fire to it via thrown torch. Tari throws the torch... about 3 feet in front of her.
* One of the Series/{{Teletubbies}} breaking the tension by threatening to [[WebVideo/FilthyFrank shove a calculator]] [[AssShove up SMG4's ass.]]
* [[TooDumbToLive Luigi tries to call the police.]] '''''[[FailedASpotCheck During The Purge.]]''''' Funnier still, he ''forgets the phone number.''
* Bob did the most badass illegal thing he could think of: [[LostFoodGrievance kick away Po's Tubby Custard]]. Which [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot caused the whole mess in the first place]] ''and'' got everyone chased and kidnapped by Teletubbies. '''Everyone''' has looks on their faces that ''scream'' "When I get free, [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown I'm going to beat the shit out of you.]]" Even ''[[NiceGirl Tari]]'' has that look!
** All while Bob [[IgnoranceIsBliss remains blissfully ignorant to it all]].
-->'''Bob:''' Man I'm such a badass.
! '''Mario And... The Well'''
The episode starts with Boopkins being stuck inside a well, and ''everyone'' has a plan to get him out.
* Mario throws a shovel, [[ButtMonkey hitting Boopkins]], and tells Boopkins to dig up to get out. [[FailedASpotCheck When he's in a well. A]] ''[[FailedASpotCheck brick]]'' [[FailedASpotCheck well.]]
* [=SMG4=] tells him to dig up. Then tries fishing him out... but the hook is sharp, so Boopkins avoids it like the plague. [=SMG4=] finally gets something, but it's a massive rock that sends him flying.
** Luigi turns his [[VideoGame/LuigisMansion Poltergust]] up to HYPERDRIVE to suck Boopkins out. It does nothing. Mario and [=SMG4=]'s [[FacialHorror warped faces]] sell it.
* Bowser tries to put Luigi closer. When that doesn't work, he advises [[RunningGag digging up]].
* Tari sends down a care package, hitting Boopkins again.
* Shroomy throws a rope down, but Boopkins can't climb it. So he asks Boopkins if he's tried [[RunningGag digging up.]]
* Jeeves gets everyone to pull the rope out along with Boopkins, but Mario gets distracted by a shiny quarter and Boopkins fails to get out of the well. Again.
* After that, everyone starts to mourn Boopkins, with Toad even giving a funeral speech.
-->'''Boopkins:''' Hey I'm still alive, you know!
* Meggy and Saiko (the Woomy Brigade) show up in a fire truck. Then Mario asks where they got the truck...
-->'''Meggy:''' Wah!? I...uh... Whaddaya mean? [[BadLiar I've always been a fire-]]\\
'''Saiko:''' [[BrutalHonesty We stole it.]]\\
'''Meggy:''' Hey! ''(starts stamping foot)'' [[InsistentTerminology We didn't steal it, we borrowed it!]]
** They fill the well with water (Turns out it's not water) so Boopkins will float up. It doesn't work, much to Meggy's [[BigWhat surprise]] and [[FacePalm frustration]].
* [=SMG4=] puts up a poster of Boopkins to attract others to rescue him, the reward being ''[[ComicallySmallBribe 2 coins.]]''
-->'''[=SMG4=]:''' Trust me...Anybody would do anything for a little bit of-\\
''(Cue the arrival of literally everyone)''\\
'''FM:''' [[SeriousBusiness The police is here! Go boys go! Lil boopkins is trapped down the well!]]\\
'''Yoshi:''' [[FacialHorror The hell man? That's a so much money!]]\\
'''Wario:''' [[WesternAnimation/TomAndJerryTheMovie Mooneeey...]] ''[[MoneyFetish (makes slobbering noises)]]''\\
''(They, the police, a crowd of Teletubbies [[FunnyBackgroundEvent chasing Mario]] and more rush towards the well)''\\
'''[=SMG4=]:''' [[DidntSeeThatComing Cash...]]
* FM sends people to retrieve Boopkins, but [[PoliceAreUseless they drown]] since [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome the well is still filled with water (Still not really water)]]. DK gets kicked in the dong by Toadsworth, who gets a crowbar to the skull by Po, who gets pummeled by E.Gadd, who... Basically, '''''everyone''''' sabotages each other's rescue efforts for those 2 coins. ''It is glorious to watch.''
** Some of their methods for getting Boopkins out leave a lot to be desired. Donkey Kong throws in a chain of bananas, Yoshi brings [[RunningGag a shovel with the likely intent of digging up]], [=SMG3=] brings a freaking cement mixer, which then gets tossed in the air by Wario and Waluigi's crane, which is then brought crumbling down by Steve, who has the brilliant solution of...drinking all the water (Again, not really water) out with a straw. It is at this point that [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere X just gives up and leaves.]]
* Bob ''finally'' rescues Boopkins, and notes [[GoodFeelsGood how nice it feels to be liked...]] before shamelessly plugging his crappy mixtape.
* And at the end of it all, [[WebAnimation/GuardsNRetards Chris and Swagmaster]] show up and comment on [[BrickJoke their stolen firetruck]] (which they stole first). And then mention that the water in the firetruck had been replaced by vodka.
! '''Mario and the Bob Mansion...'''
* The reason why the crew is at Bob's mansion: to celebrate "[=Bobsgiving=]"
-->'''Bowser:''' You mean Thanksgiving...?\\
'''Bob:''' No, I mean [[InsistentTerminology [=Bobsgiving=]]].
* Bob's mansion is ''littered'' with paintings and sculptures of himself. Along the way, he seems to have lost inspiration and simply pasted his face over other famous paintings. [[
-->'''Bob:''' May I interest you is a super-rare ultimate dlc Bob painting? [[LampshadeHanging Photoshopped by yours truly.]]\\
''[[BrainBleach Meggy has a]] [[{{Squick}} grossed-out look on her face]]''
* [[AttentionWhore Saiko]] taking notes, hoping to follow in Bob's attention-grabbing footsteps.
* The fact that Bob became rich solely from his [=SoundCloud=] account. [[BeyondTheImpossible With barely over 700 followers]].
* Bob lifts the dish to reveal the turkey... [[EpicFail still alive and kicking.]]
-->'''Bob:''' Mmm, delicious.\\
'''Bowser:''' Bob, you're meant to cook it first...\\
'''Bob:''' Huh? Oh yeah. Guess I forgot. [[RecklessGunUsage *gets a shotgun*]] Just [=gimmie=] a sec while I take care of that.\\
''Bowser grabs the turkey''\\
'''Bowser:''' Uhh, you know what, Bob, how about I take care of this.\\
'''Bob:''' Oh, uh, sure.\\
''(long {{Beat}})''\\
'''Bob:''' [[GunNut Do you want the shotgu-]]\\
'''Bowser:''' No, Bob, it's fine.
* The awkward silence that follows after everyone except [=SMG4=] and Tari leave, only broken by Bob being, well, Bob.
-->'''Bob:''' So... um... do you want to hear the story of [[RunningGag Bobsgiving]]?\\
'''Tari:''' Heheh, okay.\\
'''[=SMG4=]:''' Ehh, not reall-\\
'''Bob:''' A long, long, long, long, long, long, long, [[OverlyLongGag long, long, long, long]] time ago...
* The story itself is insane. Basically, pilgrims came to what would later be known as the Mushroom Kingdom, but they [[BuffySpeak "sucked at being alive"]], to then be saved by the [[ItsAllAboutMe glorious Bob tribe]], which then lead to the Mushroom Kingdom's people forever worshipping them. Even Tari, who [[SuperGullible wholeheartedly believes it]], manages to point out an inconsistency, which Bob derails by telling them the story of "Bobmas".
-->'''Tari:''' ''(in response to Bob asking her and [=SMG4=] if they want to hear about "Bobmas")'' Woo-hoo! You know it!\\
'''[=SMG4=]:''' NO GOD PLEASE NO! [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOO...]]
* Bowser asks Meggy to paint the uncooked turkey in cooking oil. Meggy being, well, [[TriggerHappy Meggy]], she gets... [[GrenadeSpam very]], ''[[MoreDakka very]]'' [[{{Understatement}} enthusiastic]].
** After getting to Bob's [[{{Egopolis}} "special room"]] and Mario getting the item they need, Fishy out-and-out [[LampshadeHanging lampshades how most of their adventures go]].
-->'''Fishy:''' Well, that was easy! [[LampshadeHanging I was sure we were gonna come across an obstacle of some sort and consequently go on a crazy adventure.]]
* [[LethalChef Meggy accidentally set the kitchen on fire]], which she denies ("[[ImplausibleDeniability It wasn't me, I swear!]]"). Bowser tries to put out the fire with an extinguisher, but...
-->'''[=SMG4=]:''' [[FreakOut BOB! WHERE ARE YOUR FIRE EXTINGUISHERS!?]]\\
'''Bob:''' LOL safety is for losers.\\
''([[SmashCut Bowser finds a fire extinguisher]], turns it on, and gets a flamethrower to the face)''\\
'''Bob:''' Oh yeah! We have [[ViolationOfCommonSense flamethrowers that look like fire extinguishers.]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Does that count?]]
* Despite [[IncendiaryExponent Bowser setting everything on fire]], the mansion burning down and everyone panicking, Bob is sitting there mindless to it all.
* What is Bob's "special juice" he sent Mario, Saiko and Boopkins to get? Gasoline.
* After the mansion burns down, Bob makes a heartwarming comment - [[MoodWhiplash then mentions that it'll make a great sob story on MTV.]] No one buys Bob's JustJokingJustification.
** Followed by Bob [[BreakingTheFourthWall plugging his limited edition shirt]].
! '''The Mario Concert'''
* Mario interrupting various parts of Bob's sob story.
* When Bob advertises his world tour, we see footage of Bob in a plane, going around the world ''from space'', and is dropping flames below him ([[{{Pun}} "spitting hot fire"]] in his words), and he clarifies that it's not an accurate representation of what the tour will be like.
* Bob tries to convince Mario and Luigi to help him by telling them about how sick and poor he is. Mario doesn't even care, and only agrees to go when Bob offers to pay him in pictures of spaghetti.
** Then he tells them to get in his ''private jet''. So much for being sick and poor.
--> '''Luigi:''' Y...you have a private jet?...\\
'''Bob:''' I have seven.\\
'''Luigi:''' But... I thought you were poor... and that was the point of the whole tour?\\
'''Bob:''' But I am poor. [[InsaneTrollLogic These are jets for poor people.]]
* Bob's excuses to not bring Fishy Boopkins along just get more and more outlandish.
--> '''Bob:''' Um... ''*looks at his full-size passenger plane*'' [[BlatantLies The plane only fits one person]].
* When Bob arrives at his destination, he is immediately swarmed by fans. He tells them to pay for the tickets through his managers. Mario and Luigi only get a second to react before they're gunned down by the people's money.
** The taxi driver [[OhCrap staring at]] [[PapaWolf Fishy Boopkins' dad]] [[OhCrap in horror]] as Fishy tells him to take him to Bob's concert.
** Then this happens:
--> '''Fishy Boopkins:''' Oh boy! Bob's gonna be so happy! I bet he's just waiting for me to show up any moment, now!\\
''{{Gilligan Cut}} to Bob''\\
'''Bob:''' Hey, if anyone sees Boopkins, [[{{Jerkass}} you have my permission to shoot him]].
* Bob telling Mario to inflate his balloon and make it "'''''EXTRA THICC'''''". It gets so big it [[ButtMonkey squashed Luigi against the stage wall.]]
--> '''Bob:''' Come on... [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Bigger...]] I want it [[MemeticMutation [=THICCCCCCCCCC=] with ten "c"s]].
* Music/SnoopDogg and Reggie Fils-Aime's performances.
* Boopkins wants to help Bob perform. [[ChildrenAreInnocent With his tambourine]].
* Bob's opening words.
--> '''Bob:''' I just want to take a moment to appreciate the best creation in the world... [[{{Squick}} ass]].
* Boopkins finally manages to get past Mario. [[SurveillanceStationSlacker Because he fell asleep]].
* After the stage is wrecked, Mario gives Luigi the excuse that his legs are broken. After Luigi points out that his legs look fine, Mario breaks his own legs.
* After Bob gives his MotiveRant and [[EngineeredHeroics removes]] [[FalseFriend any]] [[WoundedGazelleGambit redeeming]] [[SillyRabbitIdealismIsForKids qualities]] he had, Mario, now standing by Luigi's side, [[MoodWhiplash gives his two cents]].
--> '''Mario:''' The saddest thing is... [[ItsAllAboutMe we never]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint got paid]]!\\
'''Luigi:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Aren't your legs supposed to be broken?]]\\
''Mario looks down at his indeed broken legs [[AmusingInjuries and falls to the floor, screaming in pain]].''
! '''War On Smash Bros Ultimate'''
* The episode starts with [=SMG4=], Tari, and Mario making a plan to get the newly released "Super Smash Each Other in the Ass Ultimate". As [=SMG4=] plots, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Mario chokes on a grenade while a concerned Tari watches]]. Next time we see Mario, his head is gone and he's on fire.
* Mario thought the other shoppers, determined to get a copy just as much as they are, were just hobos.
* [=SMG4=] makes a new plan: he and Tari sit in a shopping cart that Mario pushes, running over anyone in the way. Even if it's the princess.
--> '''Mario:''' Bonus points! :D
* "Look! Dicks."
* The gang is too late. But Tari points out that there are other stores.
--> '''[=SMG4=]:''' To the trolley mobile!\\
'''Knuckles:''' Get f*cked, bitches! ''(rides off with the shopping cart)''
* With no shopping cart, the gang resorts to using Shroomy as a skateboard. Not that he minds.
** They eventually find a copy... [[CrazyEnoughToWork because they wanted to look in a robot shop]].
* Said copy costs 900 coins. But E. Gadd trades it to them in exchange for Shroomy.
* As the gang expresses their excitement over the game, a nearby [[BerserkButton Waluigi]] starts powering up... before Wario stops him.
--> '''Wario:''' Not today, brother...
* [[TheHyena Mario's]] [[https://youtu.be/-Rezo5VZjiM?t=401 laugh]] when the Koopalings corner them. And then he gets decked with a table.
* Tari's attempts to fight Roy. And when that doesn't work, she uses a powered up [[ChekhovsGun Shroomy robot]].
** Shroomy now considers E. Gadd his "creator."
--> '''E. Gadd:''' Son!\\
'''Shroomy:''' Papa!\\
''(Mario, [=SMG4=], and Tari stare in confusion)''
! '''The Melancholy of Fishy Boopkins'''
* Mario's attempt to cheer Boopkins up involves taking him to [[MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate Dr. Mario]]. Naturally, [[MadDoctor it doesn't]] [[HarmfulHealing end well.]] [[SubvertedTrope For Dr. Mario, that is.]]
-->'''Dr. Mario:''' GIMMIE THAT BUTT!\\
''(Peach just stands there, looking [[BerserkButton pissed as all hell]].)''\\
'''Dr. Mario:''' Uh, I can explain- ''(gets bitchslapped so hard he goes flying '''into the warp painting'''.)''
* Luigi disguised Toad as Bob. Boopkins ends up hugging him so hard the fake head falls off while ''simultaneously choking Toad to death''. Then Luigi tries to comfort him. Keyword: ''tries''.
-->'''Luigi:''' uh don't worry you didn't kill bob, you killed Toad! [[CrossesTheLineTwice So it's all ok! :D]] and don't worry, [[FalseReassurance I'll take Toad to the best doctor on the planet!]]\\
'''[[MadDoctor Dr. Mario]]:''' [[BlatantLies That's me!]]
* [=SMG4=]'s box of memes [[BerserkButton (touch and I cut you)]].
* Bowser walks in as [=SMG4=] reveals his box of '''"cancerous memes"''', and '''''gets sucked into the chest'''''. [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Absolutely none of this is mentioned later.]]
* Shroomy, after taking an unwilling Boopkins on a trip around the world, decides to return home... ''at supersonic speeds.'' Cue "YEAH BOIIII" ''autotuned to Rainbow Road'', as Boopkin's face slowly deforms.
-->'''Shroominator:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Hope that you had lots of fun!]]\\
'''Boopkins:''' ''(face [[BodyHorror grotesquely deformed]])'' [[LittleNo No.]]
* After Bob's concert, he gives out merchandise. One Bob body pillow lands on Meggy, who ''[[ManOnFire gets set on fire]]'' from it. Next we see her, [[WardingGestures she's holding a Bible up to it, as if to ward off evil.]]
-->'''Meggy:''' [[{{WebVideo/Jontron}} Outta this house! Outta this house!!!]]
* [[AttentionWhore Saiko]] acting like a LoonyFan for Bob. It's just so OutOfCharacter for her.
-->'''Saiko:''' I have to go uh... umm... Yeah... ''(jumps off the stand while screaming "NOTICE ME SENPAI!")''
* Meggy's last resort... taking Boopkins to a "sexy maid" cafe. Which is filled with [[{{Fanservice}} actual maids]] [[FanDisservice and gonkish characters dressed up as maids.]]
-->'''Meggy:''' [[BrainBleach I'm gonna need so much therapy after this...]]
* Then [[HuskyRusskie Heavy Weapons Guy]] comes along [[{{Squick}} dressed as a maid.]] [[HeroicBSOD Meggy out-and-out]] ''[[HeroicBSOD faints]]'' [[HeroicBSOD from seeing it.]]
! '''Mario and The Diss Track'''
* Mario playing with his food.
-->'''Mario:''' Oh c'mon! As if you've [[{{Squick}} never put spaghetti in your underwear before!]]
* While Luigi flips out about Bob's sudden fame, Mario [[FunnyBackgroundEvent grabs someone's Bob balloons]] and goes ''flying'' into a passing jet. [[StuffBlowingUp Which explodes.]]
* Most of the conversation between [[{{Jerkass}} Bob]] and [[AttentionWhore Saiko]] on [[ItMakesSenseInContext how to raise Bob's fan count.]]
-->'''Saiko:''' We need everyone to notice us! [[VerbalBackspace Err... I mean you...]]\\
(...)\\
'''Bob:''' Time for my ultimate secret weapon.\\
'''Saiko:''' [[ViolenceIsTheOnlyOption ARE WE GONNA THREATEN PEOPLE!?]]\\
'''Bob:''' [[LittleNo Nooooo.]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice But that's not a bad idea!]]
** Everyone's reactions to the titular diss track, as follows (aside from Boopkins).
-->'''Mario:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Hey! Mario was on TV!]]\\
'''Luigi:''' [[BigWhat WHHHAA]][[WebVideo/GameGrumps AATTTT?!?]]\\
'''[=SMG4=]:''' [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons The hell was that?]]\\
''(Toad cocks a shotgun)''\\
'''Bowser:''' [[WebAnimation/ASDFMovie I am lonely.]]\\
''([[BrokenTears Fishy cries]] while gunshots are heard in the background)''\\
'''Meggy:''' ''(hands over mouth, voice muffled)'' Is my voice really that annoying?
** Luigi getting a phone to the face.
** Everyone thinks of an idea to get back at Bob. Mario proposes [[ViolenceIsTheOnlyOption smacking him.]] [[{{Jerkass}} Toad]] vouches for it, while Meggy looks unimpressed. Then [[GamerChick Tari]] proposes a video game challenge... cut back to Mario and Toad [[LaughThemselvesSick laughing themselves sick]] and Meggy's ''even more unimpressed face''.
* Saiko tries to say the word "friend", but CannotSpitItOut.
-->'''Mario:''' Is she having a stroke?
* Toad going completely nuts behind the soundboard during ''"Darkest Hour"'', also, ''[[BrickJoke Boopkins brought his tamborine to this concert too!]]''
* The entirety of Bob's HumiliationConga - special mention goes to [[MundaneMadeAwesome the guy dropping Bob merch in the trash]] and Bob screaming Darth Vader's BigNo. Also, when Bob tries to keep his house, the Teletubby ''lifts it up and moves away, '''leaving a gaping hole in reality'''''.
! '''Christmas 2018: The Most Important Thing'''
* Bob's sleigh crushes Bowser. As he tries to get back into the gang's good graces, Bowser can be seen holding a sign saying " Call an ambulance".
* As Bob's attempts to make up with everyone fall flat, he starts getting annoying. Mario's response? ''Conducting the Nobody Cares Song''.
* A moment of MoodWhiplash after Bob leaves dejectedly.
--->'''Tari:''' Don't you think we were a bit too harsh with him?\\
'''Toad:''' [[WesternAnimation/TheCritic And nothing of value was lost!]]
* Some funny moments from the walking montage include [[WebAnimation/GuardsNRetards Swagmaster6969696969]] showing Chris his snowman and how they're "hugging", and Yoshi [[AscendedMeme still on the run from the IRS]].
* Bob's initial stubbornness when with Waluigi leads to a lot of great lines.
* Mall antics.
** Mario attacking the mall Santa and Old Man Hobo cheering him on.
** Shroomy accidentally uses his [[BeamSpam laser eyes]] to collapse a THEATER sign on Bowser, then shrugs and moves away.
** The very next scene is Tari [[{{Squee}} going apeshit]] [[CallBack (again)]] over a rubber ducky with a wizard hat. Meggy doesn't seem disturbed. Saiko ''is'' disturbed by it and ''raises a crucifix.''
-->'''Tari:''' [[SanitySlippage YOU ARE ALREADY MINE...]] [[UnreadablyFastText I will get you and I will squish you - SO KYUTE - I NEED IT - GIMME!]] [[Film/TheHobbit My... precious!]]\\
''(Saiko [[WardingGestures raises a crucifix]], with a creeped-out look on her face)''
* The scene where everyone opens their gifts.
** Bob receives a Christmas photo - with a paper Bob taped onto it.
** Tari gets her new CompanionCube named Archibald [[ChekhovsGun (the duck from earlier)]], and [[{{Understatement}} loves it.]]
** [=SMG4=] gets a "Holy Meme Bible" - [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer apparently, that's a thing.]]
** Toad gets coal.
** Mario goes crazy over a can of Sprite Cranberry.
** Meggy and Saiko receive pillows - an anglerfish for Meggy and a body pillow of ''a body pillow'' for Saiko. Neither seem pleased.
** Bowser opens his gift... the [[JustForFun/{{Bowsette}} Super Crown]].
* At the end, when Bob and the gang make up, Mario admits that he's still a complete asshole, but he's ''their'' complete asshole. Saiko, meanwhile, would rather call him more of an "acquaintance" than a "friend".
* Waluigi and Wario are revealed to have stolen Santa's sleigh, and are last seen escaping the cops with a pile of loot. How they did it is never explained.
