History Funny / SFDebrisStarTrekEnterprise

* From "[[{{Recap/StarTrekEnterpriseS02E016FutureTense}} Future Tense]]":
** Chuck mentioning that you do not call out the Sisko for things like misunderstanding salvage rights unless you need a tooth or two removed.

* From "[[{{Recap/StarTrekEnterpriseS02E024FirstFlight}} First Flight]]": The synopsis alone.

** Then there's the second part, where Mirror!Kirk gets tired of Mirror!Picard sassing him, and threatens him with his worst nightmare. When Mirror!Picard fears Mirror!Kirk's going to rape him with a giant spider, Mirror!Kirk says he's just gonna shoot him... and Mirror!Picard [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech tears into him for thinking he'd be scared of something so petty]]. Meanwhile, we finally find out what would make Mirror!Janeway crack:

'''Mirror Archer:''' Shut, up!\\
'''Mirror Janeway:''' Looks like Mr. Grumpypants needs to change into a pair of Happyslacks!

--->'''Chuck:''' The crew are preparing to return ''Enterprise'' home to be put in mothballs. Now, shockingly, this is ''not'' due to Archer's repeated lunacy finally being too big to cover up and returning home in disgrace. It is just hard to tell, because from the first second the episode has the same feel that Season 1 did, rather than the later growth gave it; Season 4 Archer I could believe helping move Earth towards forming the Federation. Season 1 Archer could not get people to come together to give him an intervention!

---> '''Chuck''': Now, spoilers if you haven't seen the other finales, but we've had a pretty impressive run with them: [[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS7E23Endgame Janeway battling Borg every step of the way to thwart their menace and get her crew home]]; [[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS07E25E26WhatYouLeaveBehind Sisko bringing final victory in their war against the Dominion and ending the Pah'wraith threat against the Bajorans]]; and [[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS7E24AllGoodThings Picard preserving the very existence of humanity and likely every other sapient species in this entire quadrant]]. [[SarcasmMode And now, Archer shall get into a]] ''[[SarcasmMode small firefight with some criminals on a CATWALK!]]'' ''([[Film/TheKarateKid1984 "You're The Best (Around)"]] plays as Archer beams proudly at the camera)''

* From "Impulse":

** Who dropped the asteroid on Terra Nova? The Batarians!

--->'''Chuck!Archer:''' Sure, let me just reach into my pocket here and get the key out for you. (gives finger) Ah, yeah, there it is. Now stay there and shut up while I go to rescue Vulcans who got themselves lost, huh. I am so rubbing it in their faces.

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'''Mirror Kirk:''' Ooh even better!\\

--->'''Mirror Archer:''' Okay I have a brilliant plan to preserve our empire but Forest is in the way. Options?\\

'''Mirror Janeway:''' Sorry I get carried away sometimes. But look at this caligraphy...\\

** Chuck telling Creator/SethMcFarlane's character that he'd better "Aye, sir" [[Series/TheOrville since he doesn't expect to see him captain a starship]].

** "''[[Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSeveneDwarves High ho, high ho, it's off to work I go. My name is Trip, and I've got a big prick, yaho, high ho.]]'' Hey, look alive there, Myers, that warp core won't align itself."

** Addressing the undertones Archer being horny starting now and ending now gives to the character, "[[{{Squick}} What the heck are you doing with that dog, if, the moment it's gone, you're overwhelmed with urges that need satisfying? I don't want to know.]]

*** When said firefight on the catwalk happens, Chuck points that it gets even more anti-climatic when you consider the fact that it doesn't actually happen for real, but is really just Riker "playing ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty: Ghosts of the Franchise''".

** Chuck describing said fire fight as just really being Riker "playing ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty: Ghosts of the Franchise''".

** There is a minor scene in which Phlox gives T'Pol a dental examination. T'Pol opens her mouth surprisingly wide for Phlox, leading to Chuck saying "Jeez, T'Pol! What was your last job, giving blowjobs to Optimus Prime?"

** "''High ho, high ho, it's off to work I go. My name is Trip, and I've got a big prick, yaho, high ho.'' Hey, look alive there, Myers, that warp core won't align itself."

** After Trip mentions a Nuvian, the "What's a Nubian? Shut the fuck up!" clip plays.

** Chuck going for the obvious joke and comparing Trip and Reed hanging around a bar in flashy suits and trying to pick women to "The Roxbury Guys", complete with "What is Love?" playing in the background of that scene.

** Chuck thinks that the Voyager episode "11:59" won't be terrifying, only to cut to Janeway's ancestor and her grandson saying "We're gonna steal your soul."

** Regarding Phlox's shirtless scene. "You've seen it, and you can't unsee it!"

** Archer's and the Tellarite's conversation is summarized with a section of the Bohemian Rhapsody, culminating in Chuck singing "I'm just a doctor, nobody loves me. He's just a doctor with barbed ding-a-ling!"

* From "North Star":

* From "Borderland":

* From "Cold Station 12":

* From "The Augments":
** Chuck says that he never rooted for the villains to win before because none of them tried to prevent Insurrection from happening.

* From "Affliction":
** Chuck telling Seth [=McFarlane=]'s character that he'd better "Aye, sir" since he doesn't expect to see him captain a starship.

* From "Divergence":

* Mirror Archer asking advice from the other captains, represented by pictures of bearded Shatner, Stewart, and Brooks, and one photoshopped on Mulgrew. And Mirror Janeway turns out to be an annoying GranolaGirl.
** The whole thing is a piece of brilliance from start to finish really...

---> '''Chuck''': Now, spoilers if you haven't seen the other finales, but we've had a pretty impressive run with them: [[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS7E23Endgame Janeway battling Borg every step of the way to thwart their menace and get her crew home]]; [[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS07E25E26WhatYouLeaveBehind Sisko bringing final victory in their war against the Dominion and ending the Pah'wraith threat against the Bajorans]]; and [[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS7E24AllGoodThings Picard preserving the very existence of humanity and likely every other sapient species in this entire quadrant]]. [[SarcasmMode And now, Archer shall get into a]] ''[[SarcasmMode small firefight with some criminals on a CATWALK!]]'' ''([[Film/TheKarateKid "You're The Best (Around)"]] plays as Archer beams proudly at the camera)''

'''Chuck:''' [[FlatWhat What?]] That's not... "Poetic justice" is a concept in fiction where evil is punished and good is rewarded, often combined with a sense of dramatic irony, I mean, not-- ''(frustrated noise)'' How is it possible to be so ignorant of both science ''and'' fiction and run a ''science fiction'' show?!

** "The only thing I hate more than a Vulcan is a bigot!"

* "The only thing I hate more than a Vulcan is a bigot!"

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* From "[[Recap/StarTrekEnterpriseS04E11ObserverEffect Observer Effect]]":
** Chuck is ever so grateful for Phlox telling Hoshi not to use the bio-gel since he's really not into leper porn.

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