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--->'''Archer:''' If the Klingons find them before we do--\\
'''Smike:''' Then more Klingons will die!\\
'''Chuck:''' That's, um, that's not a bad point, actually. "You've gotta help me, Lois Lane! If you don't, then that man with the crowbar is going to attack Superman!"
** Chuck makes another jab at "Dear Doctor":
--->'''Chuck:''' Doctor Lucas had been brought up in the show before; he was the one receiving the letter back in "Dear Doctor". Right now he is working to find the cure to deadly diseases and, based on that episode, I'm guessing to then file them away and never use them to save anyone at all.
** When Soong gets to the embryos, Chuck says, "It's the most beautifulgreenscreen [[ChromaKey greenscreen]] I've ever seen!"
--->'''Archer:''' If the Klingons find them before we do--\\
'''Smike:''' Then more Klingons will die!\\
'''Chuck:''' That's, um, that's not a bad point, actually. "You've gotta help me, Lois Lane! If you don't, then that man with the crowbar is going to attack Superman!"
** Chuck makes another jab at "Dear Doctor":
--->'''Chuck:''' Doctor Lucas had been brought up in the show before; he was the one receiving the letter back in "Dear Doctor". Right now he is working to find the cure to deadly diseases and, based on that episode, I'm guessing to then file them away and never use them to save anyone at all.
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--->'''Mirror!Archer''': Okay I have a brilliant plan to preserve our empire but Forest is in the way. Options?\\
'''Mirror!Kirk''': [[TheBrute Kill him!]]\\
'''Mirror!Picard''': [[TheEvilGenius Don't be an idiot. Mutiny, then kill him!]]\\
'''Mirror!Kirk''': Ooh even better!\\
'''Mirror!Sisko''': [[StupidEvil I could get behind either one really... even kill him and mutiny against yourself, that sounds pretty good!]] [[EvilLaugh Heh heh heh...]]\\
'''[[GirlsWithMoustaches Mirror!Janeway]]''': [[MinionWithAnFInEvil I've taken the liberty of writing Forest this letter pointing out the various pros in the position and how it can benefit both the empire and himself personally at minimal risk to the ship.]] [[GranolaGirl You see I made the paper myself using a mixture of raw flax and hemp, fermenting it for weeks...]]\\
'''Mirror!Archer''': Shut up.\\
'''Mirror!Janeway''': Sorry I get carried away sometimes. But look at this caligraphy...\\
'''Mirror!Archer''': Shut, up!\\
'''Mirror!Janeway''': Looks like Mr. Grumpypants needs to change into a pair of Happyslacks!
'''Mirror!Kirk''': [[TheBrute Kill him!]]\\
'''Mirror!Picard''': [[TheEvilGenius Don't be an idiot. Mutiny, then kill him!]]\\
'''Mirror!Kirk''': Ooh even better!\\
'''Mirror!Sisko''': [[StupidEvil I could get behind either one really... even kill him and mutiny against yourself, that sounds pretty good!]] [[EvilLaugh Heh heh heh...]]\\
'''[[GirlsWithMoustaches Mirror!Janeway]]''': [[MinionWithAnFInEvil I've taken the liberty of writing Forest this letter pointing out the various pros in the position and how it can benefit both the empire and himself personally at minimal risk to the ship.]] [[GranolaGirl You see I made the paper myself using a mixture of raw flax and hemp, fermenting it for weeks...]]\\
'''Mirror!Archer''': Shut up.\\
'''Mirror!Janeway''': Sorry I get carried away sometimes. But look at this caligraphy...\\
'''Mirror!Archer''': Shut, up!\\
'''Mirror!Janeway''': Looks like Mr. Grumpypants needs to change into a pair of Happyslacks!
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** Malik brags about his augmented super-human reflexes and strength when he quickly manages to subdue Archer, but Chuck, knowing Archer's track record, fails to be impressed:
--->'''Malik:''' ''(using Archer as a HumanShield as he holds him in a choke-hold)'' You ''see''? Even with a warning...\\
'''Chuck:''' Well, that doesn't prove anything! Archer is the most ''easily'' beaten-up person in all of ''Star Trek''. Jonathan Archer is what happens when a punching bag wishes it was a real boy!
--->'''Malik:''' ''(using Archer as a HumanShield as he holds him in a choke-hold)'' You ''see''? Even with a warning...\\
'''Chuck:''' Well, that doesn't prove anything! Archer is the most ''easily'' beaten-up person in all of ''Star Trek''. Jonathan Archer is what happens when a punching bag wishes it was a real boy!
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'''Chuck:''' ''Holy shi--'' That's ''it''? No one stupid metaphor? Not ''one'' puffed-up bit of tripe? Not a single mentioning of an animal, just to say that you're nothing like that animal? This really is under new management...
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'''Chuck:''' ''Holy shi--'' That's ''it''? No Not one stupid metaphor? Not ''one'' puffed-up bit of tripe? Not a single mentioning of an animal, just to say that you're nothing like that animal? This really is under new management...
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-->'''Chuck:''' Well, ''Enterprise'' is launching on a whole new mission now, so Archer feels he needs to commemorate it with a speech. ''(with trepidation)'' Damn him...\\
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'''Chuck:''' ''Holy shi''-- That's ''it''? No one stupid metaphor? Not ''one'' puffed-up bit of tripe? Not a single mentioning of an animal, just to say that you're nothing like that animal? This really is under new management...
'''Chuck:''' ''Holy shi''-- That's ''it''? No one stupid metaphor? Not ''one'' puffed-up bit of tripe? Not a single mentioning of an animal, just to say that you're nothing like that animal? This really is under new management...
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'''Archer:''' ''(stands up)'' Here we are again... ''(long pause, as he looks to the other crew members)'' Wouldn't have it any other way. (sits ''(sits down again)''\\
'''Chuck:''' ''Holyshi''-- shi--'' That's ''it''? No one stupid metaphor? Not ''one'' puffed-up bit of tripe? Not a single mentioning of an animal, just to say that you're nothing like that animal? This really is under new management...
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'''Archer:''' ''(stands up)'' Here we are again... ''(long pause, as he looks to the other crew members)'' Wouldn't have it any other way. (sits down again)''\\
'''Chuck:''' ''Holy shi''-- That's ''it''? No one stupid metaphor? Not ''one'' puffed-up bit of tripe? Not a single mentioning of an animal, just to say that you're nothing like that animal? This really is under new management...
-->'''Chuck:''' Well, ''Enterprise'' is launching on a whole new mission now, so Archer feels he needs to commemorate it with a speech. ''(with trepidation)'' Damn him...\\
'''Archer:''' ''(stands up)'' Here we are again... ''(long pause, as he looks to the other crew members)'' Wouldn't have it any other way. (sits down again)''\\
'''Chuck:''' ''Holy shi''-- That's ''it''? No one stupid metaphor? Not ''one'' puffed-up bit of tripe? Not a single mentioning of an animal, just to say that you're nothing like that animal? This really is under new management...
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* In "[[Recap/StarTrekEnterpriseS04E22TheseAreTheVoyages "These Are the Voyages...]]", Chuck explaining how this episode is a [[BlatantLies worthy successor to previous Trek finales]]:
--> '''Chuck''': Now, spoilers if you haven't seen the other finales, but we've had a pretty impressive run with them: [[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS7E23Endgame Janeway battling Borg every step of the way to thwart their menace and get her crew home]]; [[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS07E25E26WhatYouLeaveBehind Sisko bringing final victory in their war against the Dominion and ending the Pah'wraith threat against the Bajorans]]; and [[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS7E24AllGoodThings Picard preserving the very existence of humanity and likely every other sapient species in this entire quadrant]]. [[SarcasmMode And now, Archer shall get into a]] ''[[SarcasmMode small firefight with some criminals on a CATWALK!]]'' ''([[Film/TheKarateKid "You're The Best (Around)"]] plays as Archer beams proudly at the camera)''
** Chuck describing said fire fight as just really being Riker "playing ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty: Ghosts of the Franchise''".
--> '''Chuck''': Now, spoilers if you haven't seen the other finales, but we've had a pretty impressive run with them: [[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS7E23Endgame Janeway battling Borg every step of the way to thwart their menace and get her crew home]]; [[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS07E25E26WhatYouLeaveBehind Sisko bringing final victory in their war against the Dominion and ending the Pah'wraith threat against the Bajorans]]; and [[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS7E24AllGoodThings Picard preserving the very existence of humanity and likely every other sapient species in this entire quadrant]]. [[SarcasmMode And now, Archer shall get into a]] ''[[SarcasmMode small firefight with some criminals on a CATWALK!]]'' ''([[Film/TheKarateKid "You're The Best (Around)"]] plays as Archer beams proudly at the camera)''
** Chuck describing said fire fight as just really being Riker "playing ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty: Ghosts of the Franchise''".
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* In "[[Recap/StarTrekEnterpriseS04E22TheseAreTheVoyages "These Are the Voyages...]]", Chuck explaining how this episode is a [[BlatantLies worthy successor to previous Trek finales]]:
--> '''Chuck''': Now, spoilers if you haven't seen the other finales, but we've had a pretty impressive run with them: [[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS7E23Endgame Janeway battling Borg every step of the way to thwart their menace and get her crew home]]; [[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS07E25E26WhatYouLeaveBehind Sisko bringing final victory in their war against the Dominion and ending the Pah'wraith threat against the Bajorans]]; and [[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS7E24AllGoodThings Picard preserving the very existence of humanity and likely every other sapient species in this entire quadrant]]. [[SarcasmMode And now, Archer shall get into a]] ''[[SarcasmMode small firefight with some criminals on a CATWALK!]]'' ''([[Film/TheKarateKid "You're The Best (Around)"]] plays as Archer beams proudly at the camera)''
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--> '''Chuck''': Now, spoilers if you haven't seen the other finales, but we've had a pretty impressive run with them: [[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS7E23Endgame Janeway battling Borg every step of the way to thwart their menace and get her crew home]]; [[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS07E25E26WhatYouLeaveBehind Sisko bringing final victory in their war against the Dominion and ending the Pah'wraith threat against the Bajorans]]; and [[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS7E24AllGoodThings Picard preserving the very existence of humanity and likely every other sapient species in this entire quadrant]]. [[SarcasmMode And now, Archer shall get into a]] ''[[SarcasmMode small firefight with some criminals on a CATWALK!]]'' ''([[Film/TheKarateKid "You're The Best (Around)"]] plays as Archer beams proudly at the camera)''
** Chuck describing said fire fight as just really being Riker "playing ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty: Ghosts of the Franchise''".
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---> '''Chuck''': Now, spoilers if you haven't seen the other finales, but we've had a pretty impressive run with them: [[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS7E23Endgame Janeway battling Borg every step of the way to thwart their menace and get her crew home]]; [[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS07E25E26WhatYouLeaveBehind Sisko bringing final victory in their war against the Dominion and ending the Pah'wraith threat against the Bajorans]]; and [[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS7E24AllGoodThings Picard preserving the very existence of humanity and likely every other sapient species in this entire quadrant]]. [[SarcasmMode And now, Archer shall get into a]] ''[[SarcasmMode small firefight with some criminals on a CATWALK!]]'' ''([[Film/TheKarateKid "You're The Best (Around)"]] plays as Archer beams proudly at the camera)''
** Chuck describing said fire fight as just really being Riker "playing ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty: Ghosts of the Franchise''".
---> '''Chuck''': Now, spoilers if you haven't seen the other finales, but we've had a pretty impressive run with them: [[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS7E23Endgame Janeway battling Borg every step of the way to thwart their menace and get her crew home]]; [[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS07E25E26WhatYouLeaveBehind Sisko bringing final victory in their war against the Dominion and ending the Pah'wraith threat against the Bajorans]]; and [[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS7E24AllGoodThings Picard preserving the very existence of humanity and likely every other sapient species in this entire quadrant]]. [[SarcasmMode And now, Archer shall get into a]] ''[[SarcasmMode small firefight with some criminals on a CATWALK!]]'' ''([[Film/TheKarateKid "You're The Best (Around)"]] plays as Archer beams proudly at the camera)''
** Chuck describing said fire fight as just really being Riker "playing ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty: Ghosts of the Franchise''".
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** Keyla wonders if they will name schools in Archer's honor after the completion of his mission:
--->'''Archer:''' ''(chuckles)'' "Archer Elementary"... It has a nice ring to it.
'''Chuck:''' Well, I do think of elementary school when I think of the brilliance of Jonathan Archer...
--->'''Archer:''' ''(chuckles)'' "Archer Elementary"... It has a nice ring to it.
'''Chuck:''' Well, I do think of elementary school when I think of the brilliance of Jonathan Archer...
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** Chuck going for the obvious joke and comparing Trip and Reed hanging around a bar in flashy suits and trying to pick women to "The Roxbury Guys", complete with "What is Love?" playing in the background of that scene.
--->'''Chuck:''' I honestly don't know if it's better or worse if they did this intentionally. On the one hand, stumbling into it is ''precisely'' what I would expect from ''Enterprise'', but on the other, thinking that they are in on the joke, when they're actually making themselves the butt of the joke is also typically ''Enterprise''.
** When Keyla's dog appears on Archer's balcony, Chuck notices that the episode never actually explains how that could possibly happen.
--->'''Chuck:''' When Archer discovers that his neighbor's dog managed to get up on his balcony in the few ''seconds'' it took him to get a drink, he questions it, but quickly forgets about figuring out an answer. Unless that dog had superpowers, there is no way it got up here on its own. But the owner comes over and acts like it's nothing special that her pet can either: fly, stick to walls, has a spelunking kit, or can warp the fabric of space and time.
** Chuck going for the obvious joke and comparing Trip and Reed hanging around a bar in flashy suits and trying to pick women to "The Roxbury Guys", complete with "What is Love?" playing in the background of that scene.
--->'''Chuck:''' I honestly don't know if it's better or worse if they did this intentionally. On the one hand, stumbling into it is ''precisely'' what I would expect from ''Enterprise'', but on the other, thinking that they are in on the joke, when they're actually making themselves the butt of the joke is also typically ''Enterprise''.
** When Keyla's dog appears on Archer's balcony, Chuck notices that the episode never actually explains how that could possibly happen.
--->'''Chuck:''' When Archer discovers that his neighbor's dog managed to get up on his balcony in the few ''seconds'' it took him to get a drink, he questions it, but quickly forgets about figuring out an answer. Unless that dog had superpowers, there is no way it got up here on its own. But the owner comes over and acts like it's nothing special that her pet can either: fly, stick to walls, has a spelunking kit, or can warp the fabric of space and time.
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-->'''Archer:''' Rigel was the first place we visited, and now it's going to be the last. [[DelusionsOfEloquence Poetic justice]].\\
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-->'''Archer:''' Rigel was the first place we visited, and now it's going to be the last. [[DelusionsOfEloquence Poetic justice]].\\
'''Chuck:''' [[FlatWhat What?]] That's not... "Poetic justice" is a concept in fiction where evil is punished and good is rewarded, often combined with a sense of dramatic irony, I mean, not-- ''(frustrated noise)'' How is it possible to be so ignorant of both science ''and'' fiction and run a ''science fiction'' show?!
-->'''Archer:''' Rigel was the first place we visited, and now it's going to be the last. [[DelusionsOfEloquence Poetic justice]].\\
'''Chuck:''' [[FlatWhat What?]] That's not... "Poetic justice" is a concept in fiction where evil is punished and good is rewarded, often combined with a sense of dramatic irony, I mean, not-- ''(frustrated noise)'' How is it possible to be so ignorant of both science ''and'' fiction and run a ''science fiction'' show?!
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--> '''Chuck''': Now, spoilers if you haven't seen the other finales, but we've had a pretty impressive run with them: [[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS7E23Endgame Janeway battling Borg every step of the way to thwart their menace and get her crew home]]; [[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS07E25E26WhatYouLeaveBehind Sisko bringing final victory in their war against the Dominion and ending the Pah'wraith threat against the Bajorans]]; and [[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS7E24AllGoodThings Picard preserving the very existence of humanity and likely every other sapient species in this entire quadrant]]. [[SarcasmMode And now, Archer shall get into a]] ''[[SarcasmMode small firefight with some criminals on a CATWALK!]]'' ''([[Film/TheKarateKid "You're The Best (Around)"]] plays)''
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--> '''Chuck''': Now, spoilers if you haven't seen the other finales, but we've had a pretty impressive run with them: [[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS7E23Endgame Janeway battling Borg every step of the way to thwart their menace and get her crew home]]; [[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS07E25E26WhatYouLeaveBehind Sisko bringing final victory in their war against the Dominion and ending the Pah'wraith threat against the Bajorans]]; and [[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS7E24AllGoodThings Picard preserving the very existence of humanity and likely every other sapient species in this entire quadrant]]. [[SarcasmMode And now, Archer shall get into a]] ''[[SarcasmMode small firefight with some criminals on a CATWALK!]]'' ''([[Film/TheKarateKid "You're The Best (Around)"]] plays)''plays as Archer beams proudly at the camera)''
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'''Chuck:''' ''(as Archer)'' What, this? Nah, this is just the cure for the Valakians. Sometimes I just like to hold it and laugh until I fall off my stool.
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--->'''Chuck:''' Okay, hackneyed, but [[ActuallyPrettyFunny I will admit it was a little amusing]] and I always give credit where it's due. [[DamnedByFaintPraise And God only knows how much]] ''[[DamnedByFaintPraise Enterprise]]'' [[[[DamnedByFaintPraise needs that.]]
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--->'''Chuck:''' If I hadn't been harden by seven years of ''Voyager'', I'd be tempted to call this a subtle way the entire stereotype of the Klingons back in the Vulcan's face. ''({{beat}})'' Of course, I ''have'' been so hardened, so I'll call it what it far more likely is: A hamfisted attempt to make the humans look better by making the Vulcans look worse.
--->'''Chuck:''' If I hadn't been harden by seven years of ''Voyager'', I'd be tempted to call this a subtle way the entire stereotype of the Klingons back in the Vulcan's face. ''({{beat}})'' Of course, I ''have'' been so hardened, so I'll call it what it far more likely is: A hamfisted attempt to make the humans look better by making the Vulcans look worse.
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** The Vulcan diplomat warns Starfleet that if the Vulcans hadn't talked to the Klingons, Earth would have been visited by a squadron of "Klingon Warbirds":
-->'''Chuck:''' ''Wait a minute.'' Warbirds are ''Romulan''! This guy is just dicking with them.\\
'''Chuck (as the Vulcan diplomat):''' And if you are not careful, they'll send their [[Franchise/StarWars Death Star]] too! ''Ooooooo.''
-->'''Chuck:''' ''Wait a minute.'' Warbirds are ''Romulan''! This guy is just dicking with them.\\
'''Chuck (as the Vulcan diplomat):''' And if you are not careful, they'll send their [[Franchise/StarWars Death Star]] too! ''Ooooooo.''
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--> Opinionated Enterprise Episode Guide looks at the first post-pilot episode, and things actually manage to get worse. We discover Captain Archer is insane and his crew is populated with bizarre phobias and fetishes. Plus, your one shot unstoppable alien menace of the week.
--> Opinionated Enterprise Episode Guide looks at the first post-pilot episode, and things actually manage to get worse. We discover Captain Archer is insane and his crew is populated with bizarre phobias and fetishes. Plus, your one shot unstoppable alien menace of the week.
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** The description:
--->Opinionated Enterprise Episode Guide looks at the first post-pilot episode, and things actually manage to get worse. We discover Captain Archer is insane and his crew is populated with bizarre phobias and fetishes. Plus, your one shot unstoppable alien menace of the week.
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** The description:
--->Opinionated Enterprise Episode Guide looks at the first post-pilot episode, and things actually manage to get worse. We discover Captain Archer is insane and his crew is populated with bizarre phobias and fetishes. Plus, your one shot unstoppable alien menace of the week.
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--> '''Admiral Forrest:''' Captain, what's this extra fuel to fly out of your way and then land on a barren planet?
--> '''Archer:''' Oh, uh we wanted to drop a slug off on another planet?
--> '''Admiral Forrest:''' You spent four billion dollars in fuel to transport a slug!? [[YoureInsane Are you insane, Archer]]?
--> '''Archer:''' [[NotHelpingYourCase Uh, that's "Your Grace" to the likes of you!]]
--> '''Archer:''' Oh, uh we wanted to drop a slug off on another planet?
--> '''Admiral Forrest:''' You spent four billion dollars in fuel to transport a slug!? [[YoureInsane Are you insane, Archer]]?
--> '''Archer:''' [[NotHelpingYourCase Uh, that's "Your Grace" to the likes of you!]]
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'''Archer:''' Oh, uh we wanted to drop a slug off on another
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'''Admiral Forrest:''' You spent four billion dollars in fuel to transport a slug!? [[YoureInsane Are you insane,
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'''Archer:''' [[NotHelpingYourCase Uh, that's "Your Grace" to the likes of you!]]
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** Then there's the ending, where Archer has to explain the situation to Star Fleet Command only to prove just how crazy and deluded he is.
--> '''Admiral Forrest:''' Captain, what's this extra fuel to fly out of your way and then land on a barren planet?
--> '''Archer:''' Oh, uh we wanted to drop a slug off on another planet?
--> '''Admiral Forrest:''' You spent four billion dollars in fuel to transport a slug!? [[YoureInsane Are you insane, Archer]]?
--> '''Archer:''' [[NotHelpingYourCase Uh, that's "Your Grace" to the likes of you!]]
--> '''Admiral Forrest:''' Captain, what's this extra fuel to fly out of your way and then land on a barren planet?
--> '''Archer:''' Oh, uh we wanted to drop a slug off on another planet?
--> '''Admiral Forrest:''' You spent four billion dollars in fuel to transport a slug!? [[YoureInsane Are you insane, Archer]]?
--> '''Archer:''' [[NotHelpingYourCase Uh, that's "Your Grace" to the likes of you!]]