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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRG572PKBvw&feature=related When asked by Rotten Tomatoes about his favourite movies]], he mentions The Matrix being one of them. He also admits that he loves the way Keanu Reeves reacts to the knowledge that nothing is real "Like a man being told his bus pass had expired."

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRG572PKBvw&feature=related When asked by Rotten Tomatoes about his favourite movies]], he mentions The Matrix ''Film/TheMatrix'' being one of them. He also admits that he loves the way Keanu Reeves Creator/KeanuReeves reacts to the knowledge that nothing is real "Like a man being told his bus pass had expired."
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** While filming RockOfAges with Tom Cruise, Russell expected him to give him the hard sell on Scientology [[SnubByOmission and was kind of offended he didn't]].

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** While filming RockOfAges ''Film/RockOfAges'' with Tom Cruise, Russell expected him to give him the hard sell on Scientology [[SnubByOmission and was kind of offended he didn't]].

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** "I'll NEVER vote for Obama, EVER!" Russell pointed out the way that e-mail was written, it implied someone tried to convince them in the middle of their sentence.
--> "I'll NEVER vote for Obama!"
--> "He won't raise taxes on the middle class!"
--> "EVER!!!"



** While filming "Rock Of Ages" with Tom Cruise, Russell expected him to give him the hard sell on Scientology [[SnubByOmission and was kind of offended he didn't]].
--> I was practically begging like "Oh Tom, I just feel so lost! If only I had some direction! Some structure!"

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** While filming "Rock Of Ages" RockOfAges with Tom Cruise, Russell expected him to give him the hard sell on Scientology [[SnubByOmission and was kind of offended he didn't]].
--> I was practically begging like "Oh Tom, I just feel get so lost! lonely! If only I had some direction! something to believe in! Some structure!"
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--> '"Santas should not force Christmas on non-believers." 'Please, Norbert, we're just trying to enjoy Ramadan.' ' '''HO HO HO!!''' '

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--> '"Santas should not force Christmas on non-believers." 'Please, Norbert, we're just trying to enjoy Ramadan.' ' '''HO HO HO!!''' ''
** While filming "Rock Of Ages" with Tom Cruise, Russell expected him to give him the hard sell on Scientology [[SnubByOmission and was kind of offended he didn't]].
--> I was practically begging like "Oh Tom, I just feel so lost! If only I had some direction! Some structure!"
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** A fine example of BreadEggsMilkSquick - the movies include ''OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest'', ''TheElephantMan'', ''MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian'' and... [[GuiltyPleasures a porno.]]

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** A fine example of BreadEggsMilkSquick - the movies include ''OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest'', ''TheElephantMan'', ''MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian'' ''Film/OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest'', ''Film/TheElephantMan'', ''Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian'' and... [[GuiltyPleasures a porno.]]



-->Computer: 'Ow are ya mate?
-->Adjusted Computer: (lower) 'Ow are ya mate?

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-->Computer: -->'''Computer:''' 'Ow are ya mate?
-->Adjusted Computer: -->'''Adjusted Computer:''' (lower) 'Ow are ya mate?



-->Russell: S'like a rubbish version of Series/KnightRider. ''Ow are ya mate? Ow are ya mate?'' Why go to all that trouble to make a machine that asks you how you are -- In a slovenly way? ''Ow are ya mate? Ow are ya mate?'' I think that man is just desperately lonely and needs a machine to have a casual conversation with. ''Ow are ya mate?'' '''Where are ya mates? Why are we mates?'''

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-->Russell: -->'''Russell:''' S'like a rubbish version of Series/KnightRider. ''Ow are ya mate? Ow are ya mate?'' Why go to all that trouble to make a machine that asks you how you are -- In a slovenly way? ''Ow are ya mate? Ow are ya mate?'' I think that man is just desperately lonely and needs a machine to have a casual conversation with. ''Ow are ya mate?'' '''Where are ya mates? Why are we mates?'''
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-->Russell:(Grins and holds up paper) I'm Russell!

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-->Russell:(Grins -->Russell: (Grins and holds up paper) I'm Russell!



* All of his Ponderland episodes qualify as this; They're just as smart as his live shows and the like, but he benefits from riffing on utterly ridiculous trinkets from the annals of British TV history. A particular favourite is his response to footage of a man using a computer to investigate the similarities of accents in regions of England and Australia;

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* All of his Ponderland episodes qualify as this; this. They're just as smart as his live shows and the like, but he benefits from riffing on utterly ridiculous trinkets from the annals of British TV history. A particular favourite favorite is his response to footage of a man using a computer to investigate the similarities of accents in regions of England and Australia;
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-->Russell: S'like a rubbish version of KnightRider. ''Ow are ya mate? Ow are ya mate?'' Why go to all that trouble to make a machine that asks you how you are -- In a slovenly way? ''Ow are ya mate? Ow are ya mate?'' I think that man is just desperately lonely and needs a machine to have a casual conversation with. ''Ow are ya mate?'' '''Where are ya mates? Why are we mates?'''

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-->Russell: S'like a rubbish version of KnightRider.Series/KnightRider. ''Ow are ya mate? Ow are ya mate?'' Why go to all that trouble to make a machine that asks you how you are -- In a slovenly way? ''Ow are ya mate? Ow are ya mate?'' I think that man is just desperately lonely and needs a machine to have a casual conversation with. ''Ow are ya mate?'' '''Where are ya mates? Why are we mates?'''
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* Whenever he refers to his massive ego after an audience has applauded him.
--> 'It's ok. I hear it in my head, constantly.'



-->Russell: S'like a rubbish version of KnightRider. ''Ow are ya mate? Ow are ya mate?'' Why go to all that trouble to make a machine that asks you how you are -- In a slovenly way? ''Ow are ya mate? Ow are ya mate?'' I think that man is just desperately lonely and needs a machine to have a casual conversation with. ''Ow are ya mate?'' '''Where are ya mates? Why are we mates?'''

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-->Russell: S'like a rubbish version of KnightRider. ''Ow are ya mate? Ow are ya mate?'' Why go to all that trouble to make a machine that asks you how you are -- In a slovenly way? ''Ow are ya mate? Ow are ya mate?'' I think that man is just desperately lonely and needs a machine to have a casual conversation with. ''Ow are ya mate?'' '''Where are ya mates? Why are we mates?'''mates?'''
** Special mention goes to his riff on a story he found about a drunken store Santa Claus called [[NameToRunAwayFromReallyFast Norbert Cleaverhook.]]
--> '"He attacked one child, then swore at the parent who intervened." 'I'm naughty Norbert Cleaverhook... DAMN YOU, YOU RIDICULOUS BOY!' 'Hey, that's my son!' 'FUCK YOU!''
--> '"Santas should not force Christmas on non-believers." 'Please, Norbert, we're just trying to enjoy Ramadan.' ' '''HO HO HO!!''' '
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-->Russell:(Grins and holds up paper) I'm Russell!

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-->Russell:(Grins and holds up paper) I'm Russell!Russell!
* All of his Ponderland episodes qualify as this; They're just as smart as his live shows and the like, but he benefits from riffing on utterly ridiculous trinkets from the annals of British TV history. A particular favourite is his response to footage of a man using a computer to investigate the similarities of accents in regions of England and Australia;
-->Computer: 'Ow are ya mate?
-->Adjusted Computer: (lower) 'Ow are ya mate?
-->*cut to Russell*
-->Russell: S'like a rubbish version of KnightRider. ''Ow are ya mate? Ow are ya mate?'' Why go to all that trouble to make a machine that asks you how you are -- In a slovenly way? ''Ow are ya mate? Ow are ya mate?'' I think that man is just desperately lonely and needs a machine to have a casual conversation with. ''Ow are ya mate?'' '''Where are ya mates? Why are we mates?'''
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** A fine example of BreadEggsMilkSquick - the movies include ''OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest'', ''TheElephantMan'', ''MontyPythonTheLifeOfBrian'' and... [[GuiltyPleasures a porno.]]

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** A fine example of BreadEggsMilkSquick - the movies include ''OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest'', ''TheElephantMan'', ''MontyPythonTheLifeOfBrian'' ''MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian'' and... [[GuiltyPleasures a porno.]]
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** A fine example of BreadEggsMilkSquick - the movies include ''OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest'', ''TheElephantMan'', ''MontyPythonAndTheLifeOfBrian'' and... [[GuiltyPleasures a porno.]]

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** A fine example of BreadEggsMilkSquick - the movies include ''OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest'', ''TheElephantMan'', ''MontyPythonAndTheLifeOfBrian'' ''MontyPythonTheLifeOfBrian'' and... [[GuiltyPleasures a porno.]]
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** A fine example of BreadEggsMilkSquick - the movies include ''OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest'', ''TheElephantMan'', ''TheLifeOfBrian''' and... [[GuiltyPleasures a porno.]]

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** A fine example of BreadEggsMilkSquick - the movies include ''OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest'', ''TheElephantMan'', ''TheLifeOfBrian''' ''MontyPythonAndTheLifeOfBrian'' and... [[GuiltyPleasures a porno.]]
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** A fine example of BreadEggsMilkSquick - the movies include ''OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest'', ''TheElephantMan'', ''TheLifeOfBrian''' and... [[GuiltyPleasures a porno.]]

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