History Funny / RobinHood1973

** Robin and Marian [[CasualDangerDialogue strolling through the fight]] [[HappilyEverAfter planning their wedding, their honeymoon]], [[BabiesEverAfter and other aspects of their future together]]. Robin never sounds stressed or nervous, even while taking on three or four attackers at once, and Marian is positively giddy the entire time.

** Robin and Marian strolling through the fight talking about their marriage plans. Robin never sounds stressed or nervous, even while taking on three or four attackers at once, and Marian is positively giddy the entire time.

* Sir Hiss tries to inform Prince John that the “fortune tellers” were stealing his jewelry, only for Prince John to be annoyed that Sir Hiss’s tongue was getting in his ear and finally grabbing Hiss, putting a knot in the snake’s body, dumping Hiss into a basket, sitting on top of it to prevent Hiss from getting out of it!

** Extra funny is that Little John didn't steal the hubcaps so the wheels would come off the carriage; he stole them because they were made of solid gold! It just happened to have a very fortuitous result.

** Robin and Marian strolling through the fight. Robin never sounds stressed or nervous, even while taking on three or four attackers at once, and Marian is positively giddy the entire time.

** When Robin hands the bag of coins over to Little John, the latter decides to steal the hubcaps to Prince John's carriage. Afterwards, he finds a treasure chest, grabs a screw and proceeds to screw a hole into the chest and pours all the gold into his bosom.

--> '''Robin:''' Rob? Tsk tsk, that's such a naughty word. We never rob, we just... [[InsistentTerminology borrow a bit.]]

-->'''Lady Kluck:''' LONG LIVE KING RICHARD! YEA-HEA! ''[Little John grabs her from behind and yanks her away as a whole bunch of arrows fly in her direction]''

[[caption-width-right:350: "No, no, no, no!"]]

* If you're at all familiar with Wolfgang Reitherman and his [[WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarfs previous]] [[WesternAnimation/{{Pinocchio}} work]], don't be surprised if you find yourself laughing hysterically at this movie.

** Robin and Marian strolling through the fight. Robin never sounds stressed or nervous, and Marian is positively giddly the entire time.

--->'''Prince John:''' Enough! I am king! KING! KING!!! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!

--->'''Friar Tuck:''' Oh, for heaven's sake, son! You're no outlaw! Why, someday you'll be called a great hero!\\

'''Little John:''' Well, for one thing, you can't cook.

--> '''Robin:''' Rob? Tsk tsk, that's such a naughty word. We don't rob, we just... [[InsistentTerminology borrow a bit.]]

-->'''Friar Tuck:''' Now, just a minute, Sheriff! ''(stutters)'' That's the '''poor box'''!\\

-->'''Friar Tuck:''' You want taxes!? [[IWillShowYouX I'LL GIVE YOU TAXES]]!

** Made even funnier by Robin's bemused reaction when he starts laughing hysterically in his sleep, due to Sir Hiss' tongue tickling the sole of his foot... who he then involuntarily kicks. The look Robin gave John for the strange noises he was making in his sleep prior to this can only be matched by Hiss's when he wakes up and sees John's foot nearby, post-kicking.
** After Robin gets the bag of money from under John's pillow, John starts crying like a baby and sucks his thumb. Causing Sir Hiss to wake up with a hilarious look on his face. Robin gets the last money bag from between John's arm, which removed John's thumb from his mouth. Still sleeping, he tries to reach for his thumb. Robin takes one look at him, then gets the bag, sending the thumb right back into John's mouth.

** The look on Sir Hiss' face when he sees Prince John wiggling his feet in his sleep like a baby. You can practically see Sir Hiss thinking "I actually ''serve'' this guy."