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'''HQ Commander:''' ''Are you kidding me?!'' Maintain your position. The next checkpoint will handle him.\\

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'''HQ Commander:''' ''Are you kidding me?!'' Maintain your position. The next ''next'' checkpoint will handle him.\\
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'''Commander:''' ''What do you think?!'' '''KILL HIM!'''

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'''Commander:''' ''What ''[[AskAStupidQuestion What do you think?!'' think?!]]'' '''KILL HIM!'''

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** Also this exchange:
-->'''Soldier:''' Target in sight. Orders?\\
'''Commander:''' ''What do you think?!'' '''KILL HIM!'''
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* The first commander's gradually more frustrated responses for the checkpoint crews failing to stop Creasman. As well as the soldiers reporting it in a way that they're afraid of the commander chewing them out.
-->'''Checkpoint 1:''' Checkpoint to Base! We're unable to stop our target! It's continuing its run on Highway 65!\\
'''HQ Commander:''' You couldn't stop a single car!\\
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'''Checkpoint 2:''' Checkpoint to Base! We confirm a black car coming our way. Orders are to take him out?\\
'''HQ Commander:''' Affirmative!\\
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'''Checkpoint 2:''' Checkpoint to Base.,, Uhhh... the target is still going.\\
'''HQ Commander:''' ''Are you kidding me?!'' Maintain your position. The next checkpoint will handle him.\\
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HQ Commander: Base to Checkpoint 4! Stop this prick, will ya?!\\
Checkpoint 4: We'll try, sir!\\
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'''Checkpoint 4:''' Uh... It's a negative, sir. Target's still going.\\
'''HQ Commander:''' ''This is a bad joke!'' [[PrecisionFStrike DAMN it!]]
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'''Cocheta:''' Send a pick-up [[WhatAnIdiot you moron!]]

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'''Cocheta:''' Send a pick-up [[WhatAnIdiot pick-up, you moron!]]moron!
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* The dissonance of a military chopper firing 30 mm chaingun and Hellfire missiles at you while desperately yelling: "STOP! THIS IS A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY!" and "STOP! OR YOUR VEHICLE WILL BE DESTROYED!" is as jarring as it sounds.

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* The dissonance of a military chopper firing 30 mm chaingun and Hellfire missiles at you while desperately yelling: "STOP! THIS IS A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY!" and "STOP! OR [[ThreatBackfire YOUR VEHICLE WILL BE DESTROYED!" DESTROYED]]!" is as jarring as it sounds.
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** One of his lines is a reference to the famous BoomHeadshot meme when he runs over a zombie or a soldier. It also helps that his voice actor, Joshua Tomar, has a pretty similar voice to the one in the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovsVU6mktOw classic video]].

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** One of his lines is a reference to the famous BoomHeadshot meme when he runs over a zombie or a soldier. It also helps that his voice actor, Joshua Tomar, has a pretty similar voice to the one in the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovsVU6mktOw classic video]].video]].
* The dissonance of a military chopper firing 30 mm chaingun and Hellfire missiles at you while desperately yelling: "STOP! THIS IS A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY!" and "STOP! OR YOUR VEHICLE WILL BE DESTROYED!" is as jarring as it sounds.
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That line was in the 1990 remake.


* One of John's lines for running over a civilian in the first game is a cheeky nod to ''Film/NightOfTheLivingDead''.

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* One of John's lines for running over a civilian in the first game is a cheeky nod to ''Film/NightOfTheLivingDead''.''Film/NightOfTheLivingDead1990''.
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-->'''Cocheta:''' HQ! Answer, Goddammit!
-->'''Military Dispatcher:''' What? Who's this?
-->'''Cocheta:''' Delta-2! We need a pick-up near Northside Park!
-->'''Military Dispatcher:''' ''[hysterically]'' What do you want ''me'' to do?
-->'''Cocheta:''' Send a pick-up [[WhatAnIdiot you moron!]]

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-->'''Cocheta:''' HQ! Answer, Goddammit!
-->'''Military
Goddammit!\\
'''Military
Dispatcher:''' What? Who's this?
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this?\\
'''Cocheta:'''
Delta-2! We need a pick-up near Northside Park!
-->'''Military
Park!\\
'''Military
Dispatcher:''' ''[hysterically]'' What do you want ''me'' to do?
-->'''Cocheta:'''
do?\\
'''Cocheta:'''
Send a pick-up [[WhatAnIdiot you moron!]]
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-->'''Cocheta:''' Send a pick-up [[WhatAnIdiot you moron!]]

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-->'''Cocheta:''' Send a pick-up [[WhatAnIdiot you moron!]]moron!]]
* One of John's lines for running over a civilian in the first game is a cheeky nod to ''Film/NightOfTheLivingDead''.
-->'''John:''' You bunch of yo-yos!
** One of his lines is a reference to the famous BoomHeadshot meme when he runs over a zombie or a soldier. It also helps that his voice actor, Joshua Tomar, has a pretty similar voice to the one in the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovsVU6mktOw classic video]].
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-->'''Military Dispatcher:''' ''[hysterically]'' What do you want me to do?

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-->'''Military Dispatcher:''' ''[hysterically]'' What do you want me ''me'' to do?
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*About two thirds through the sequel, Cocheta finally gets through to the military HQ and we get this exchange:
-->'''Cocheta:''' HQ! Answer, Goddammit!
-->'''Military Dispatcher:''' What? Who's this?
-->'''Cocheta:''' Delta-2! We need a pick-up near Northside Park!
-->'''Military Dispatcher:''' ''[hysterically]'' What do you want me to do?
-->'''Cocheta:''' Send a pick-up [[WhatAnIdiot you moron!]]

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