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'''Danko:''' Hooligani...\\

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'''Danko:''' Hooligani...\\Хулиганы (Hooligans...)\\



-->You married? I'm just curious. I mean, we are working together.
--> No.
--> Ever?
--> No.
--> You got a girlfriend?
--> No.
--> Ever?
--> Of course.
--> Great. That's good to hear. How about your dad? What was he, a cop?
--> Army. Dead 11 years.
--> How about your ma?
--> Nurse. Died when I was young.
--> Grandparents?
--> Killed in war against Nazis.
--> Pretty fucking grim. You got any brothers or sisters?
--> No.

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-->You -->'''Ridzik:''' You married? I'm just curious. I mean, we are working together.
--> No.
--> Ever?
--> No.
-->
together.\\
'''Danko:''' No.\\
'''Ridzik:''' Ever?\\
'''Danko:''' No.\\
'''Ridzik:'''
You got a girlfriend?
--> No.
--> Ever?
-->
girlfriend?\\
'''Danko:''' No.\\
'''Ridzik:''' Ever?\\
'''Danko:'''
Of course.
-->
course.\\
'''Ridzik:'''
Great. That's good to hear. How about your dad? What was he, a cop?
-->
cop?\\
'''Danko:'''
Army. Dead 11 years.
-->
years.\\
'''Ridzik:'''
How about your ma?
-->
ma?\\
'''Danko:'''
Nurse. Died when I was young.
--> Grandparents?
-->
young.\\
'''Ridzik:''' Grandparents?\\
'''Danko:'''
Killed in war against Nazis.
-->
Nazis.\\
'''Ridzik:'''
Pretty fucking grim. You got any brothers or sisters?
-->
sisters?\\
'''Danko:'''
No.
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* Ridzik tries small talk with Danko by asking him about his family. It firmly veers into EverybodysDeadDave.
-->You married? I'm just curious. I mean, we are working together.
--> No.
--> Ever?
--> No.
--> You got a girlfriend?
--> No.
--> Ever?
--> Of course.
--> Great. That's good to hear. How about your dad? What was he, a cop?
--> Army. Dead 11 years.
--> How about your ma?
--> Nurse. Died when I was young.
--> Grandparents?
--> Killed in war against Nazis.
--> Pretty fucking grim. You got any brothers or sisters?
--> No.
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* Overall, Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger is perfect as a [[TheComicallySerious comically serious]] cop from Soviet Russia who experiences a CultureClash in "capitalist" America.

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* Overall, Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger is perfect as a [[TheComicallySerious comically serious]] stone-cold yet funny]] cop from Soviet Russia who experiences a CultureClash in "capitalist" America.
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* Overall, Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger is perfect as a [[TheComicallySerious comically serious]] cop from Soviet Russia who's kind of a FishOutOfWater in "capitalist" America.

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* Overall, Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger is perfect as a [[TheComicallySerious comically serious]] cop from Soviet Russia who's kind of who experiences a FishOutOfWater CultureClash in "capitalist" America.

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* When talking about drug trade in USSR during a chase, Danko tells Ridzik that, in Communist China, drug addicts and drug dealers alike are lined up and executed.
-->'''Ridzik:''' That would never work here. Fucking politicians wouldn't go for it.\\
'''Danko:''' Shoot them first.

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* When talking about drug trade in USSR during a chase, Danko tells Ridzik that, in Communist China, chase.
-->'''Ridzik''': Yeah? Well, tell me something, Captain. If you've got such a fucking paradise over there, how come you're up the same creek as we are with heroin and cocaine?\\
'''Danko''': Chinese find way. Right after revolution, they round up all
drug addicts and dealers, all drug dealers alike are lined up addicts, take them to public square, and executed.
-->'''Ridzik:''' That would
shoot them in back of head.\\
'''Ridzik''': Ah, it'd
never work here. Fucking politicians wouldn't go for it.\\
'''Danko:''' '''Danko''': Shoot them first.
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''(Danko punches him, he falls on the sidewalk)''\\

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''(Danko punches him, he falls unconscious on the sidewalk)''\\
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* At one point, Danko is parked waiting for Ridzik to come back. Then a street hustler starts insulting Danko.

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* At one point, Danko is parked waiting for Ridzik to come back. Then a street hustler starts insulting Danko.him.
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* At one point, Danko is parked waiting for Ridzik to come back. Then a hooligan starts insulting Danko.
-->'''Hooligan:''' Hey, asshole, you can't park here! This is my parking place, I live right up there. So move your piece of shit car right now or give me 50 bucks!\\

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* At one point, Danko is parked waiting for Ridzik to come back. Then a hooligan street hustler starts insulting Danko.
-->'''Hooligan:''' -->'''Hustler:''' Hey, asshole, you can't park here! This is my parking place, I live right up there. So move your piece of shit car right now or give me 50 bucks!\\



'''Hooligan:''' We'll make it real simple, moron! You move your ass or you give me 50 or I take my Pete Rose here and fucking mutilate your car!\\
'''Danko:''' Do you know [[BrickJoke Miranda]]?\\
'''Hooligan:''' Never heard of that bitch!\\

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'''Hooligan:''' '''Hustler:''' We'll make it real simple, moron! You move your ass or you give me 50 or I take my Pete Rose here and fucking mutilate your car!\\
'''Danko:''' Do you know [[BrickJoke Miranda]]?\\
'''Hooligan:'''
{{Miranda|Rights}}?\\
'''Hustler:'''
Never heard of that bitch!\\
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* Overall, Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger is perfect as a [[TheComicallySerious comically serious]] cop from Soviet Russia who's kind of a FishOutOfWater in "capitalist" America.
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* At one point, Danko is parked waiting for Ridzik to come back. Then a hooligan starts insulting Danko.
-->'''Hooligan:''' Hey, asshole, you can't park here! This is my parking place, I live right up there. So move your piece of shit car right now or give me 50 bucks!\\
'''Danko:''' I do no understand.\\
'''Hooligan:''' We'll make it real simple, moron! You move your ass or you give me 50 or I take my Pete Rose here and fucking mutilate your car!\\
'''Danko:''' Do you know [[BrickJoke Miranda]]?\\
'''Hooligan:''' Never heard of that bitch!\\
''(Danko punches him, he falls on the sidewalk)''\\
'''Danko:''' Hooligani...\\
''(Ridzik comes back at the car)''\\
'''Ridzik:''' Everything OK?\\
'''Danko:''' Yes, fine, no problems.\\
'''Ridzik:''' What about that sack of shit there on the sidewalk?\\
'''Danko:''' He lives here.
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* When talking about drug trade USSR during a chase, Danko tells Ridzik that, in Communist China, drug addicts and drug dealers alike are lined up and executed.

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* When talking about drug trade in USSR during a chase, Danko tells Ridzik that, in Communist China, drug addicts and drug dealers alike are lined up and executed.
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* When talking about drug trade USSR during a chase, Danko tells Ridzik that, in Communist China, drug addicts and drug dealers alike are lined up and executed.
-->'''Ridzik:''' That would never work here. Fucking politicians wouldn't go for it.\\
'''Danko:''' Shoot them first.
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* In his hotel room, Danko puts the TV on, and it happens to broadcast a porn/erotic film. His reaction?
-->'''Danko:''' Capitalism...
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