History Funny / RedDeadRedemptionUndeadNightmare

** Really, the entire situation is hilarious as all John does is just ask Moon if he's seen the sheriff's deputies, and Moon just immediately responds with an unprompted insanely bizarre, conflicting, and utterly nonsensical tirade about how much he hates, well, ''everybody,'' and that the current disaster going on is being caused by the [[InsaneTrollLogic "Jewish-British-Catholic-Homosexual-Elites".]] What makes it even funnier is that John just stares in complete bafflement, and disgust before sarcastically replying "It's a rare privilege to see someone with such a grasp of human history." and then walking away as Moon suddenly gets eaten by zombies.

** Really, the entire situation is hilarious as all John does is just ask Moon if he's seen the sheriff's deputies, and Moon just immediately responds with an unprompted insanely bizarre, conflicting, and utterly nonsensical tirade about how much he hates, well, ''everybody,'' and that the current disaster going on is being caused by the [[InsaneTrollLogic "Jewish-British-Catholic-Homosexual-Elites".]] What makes it even funnier is that John just stares in complete bafflement, and disgust before sarcastically replying "It's a rare privilege to see someone with such a grasp of human history." before walking away as Moon suddenly gets eaten by zombies.

** John's overly sarcastic reponse to Herbert's bizare and cartoonish rant.
--> "It's a rare privilege to see someone with such a grasp of human history."

* McKenna intends to make a Zombie Apocalypse movie, John snarls about what kind of sick-minded individual would watch and enjoy a film about the undead returning to life and devouring the living. When in fact, such ''sick-minded individuals'' are supposedly controlling John's every move.

* McKenna intends to make a Zombie Apocalypse movie, John snarls about what kind of sick-minded individual would watch and enjoy a film about the undead returning to life and devouring the living. When in fact, such ''sick-minded individuals'' are supposably controlling his every move.

* McKenna intends to make a Zombie Apocalypse movie, John snarls about what kind of sick-minded individual would watch and enjoy a film about the undead returning to life and devouring the living. When in fact, such ''sick-minded indiciduals'' are supposably controlling his every move.

** John's overly sarcastic reponse to Herbert's cartoonishly racist rant.

** John's overly sarcastic reponse to Herbert's racist/sexist rant.

** John's overly sarcastic reponse to Herbert's FantasticRacism.

* McKenna intends to make a Zombie Apocalypse movie, John snarls about what kind of sick-minded individual would watch and enjoy a film about the undead returning to life and devouring the living. When in fact, such ''sick-minded indiciduala'' are supposably controlling his every move.

* John saying ''"what kind sick bastard would like that?"'' when one character theorizes a zombie movie. When in fact, such ''sick people'' are supposably controlling his every move.

* According to one woman, the ZombieApocalypse is because of the government opening up the borders to foreigners. Then she decides it's her ''[[InsaneTrollLogic husband's]]'' [[InsaneTrollLogic fault that people are coming back to life and eating the living]]. When he leaves, John applauds the husband for being a "man of great patience."

-->'''[=MacDougal=]:''' Right, I'm going to wander down that lonely deserted street and get my bag.

** Same can be said once [[spoiler: he becomes a zombie.]]

* [=MacDougal=] says the most GenreBlind line ever just before he gets eaten by a zombie Nastas, and it is obivous that even he thinks what he's about to do is a little stupid, but he does it anyway.
--->'''[=MacDougal=]:''' Right, I'm going to wander down that lonely deserted street and get my bag.

* An undead john picking up and undead hooker.

--->'''[=Marston=]:''' I don't bite. ''(beat)'' Bad joke.

* Riding the Death horse. This one allows you to simply run into one or several zombies at once and *boom* their heads explode on contact. Saving a town from the hordes and running low on ammo? Just mow the brain eaters down while sitting comfortably in the saddle (just make sure you keep a decent speed, less [[OhCrap the zombies will pull you off the horse and quickly have you surrounded).]]
* The zombie prostitute from [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDoUB-BO23k this cutscene]]. It's a FunnyBackgroundEvent throughout the cutscene until Ricketts kills them [[StuffBlowingUp in spectacular fashion]]

--> '''Mother Superior:'''Well, I'm alive, señor. Although, come to think of it, I've committed a mortal sin.
--> '''Marston:''' Claim self-defense. Always works for me.

--> '''Young Woman:''' If you see my uncle Mordecai: burn 'im! Burn 'im ''real good'', y'hear?!?
* John once again encounters the incorrigible charlatan [[SnakeOilSalesman Nigel West Dickens]], attempting to hawk his 'miracle tonics' as Undead repellent. Let's just say that [[EpicFail Ol' West Dickens managed to do the complete opposite]]. When you encounter him again, he's hiding atop his wagon, trying to fend off an Undead and pleading for John's help.
--> '''John:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Another satisfied customer, Mr West Dickens?]]
--> '''West Dickens:''' Hello John. *swats at zombie* [[GallowsHumor Poor fellow can't get enough.]]
--> '''John:''' As I see.
--> '''West Dickens:''' Get rid of him, would you?
--> '''John:''' ...Why?
--> '''West Dickens:''' Well, because we're old friends?
--> '''John:''' ...Nah.
--> '''West Dickens:''' Uh, because we'll team up and fight the forces of darkness together?
--> '''John:''' '''''No.'''''
--> '''West Dickens:''' Because I've got something you want! ''Trust me you cynical bastaaard!''
--> '''John:''' *gives a long-suffering sigh and delivers a BoomHeadshot to the zombie.*

* Many players had a good laugh when they first got the blunderbuss. From the game telling you it uses [[GrievousHarmWithABody stuffed zombie parts]] [[AbnormalAmmo as ammo]] to the [[LudicrousGibs over the top way zombies explode]]. Executing zombies with the blunderbuss in particular is just hilarious because John stuffs it under their chin and somehow causes their whole body to turn into mist.

--> '''Young Woman: If you see my uncle Mordecai: burn 'im! Burn 'im ''real good'', y'hear?!?

--> '''Young Woman:''' An' if my uncle Mordecai came back, you burn 'im! Burn 'im ''good'', y'hear?!?

* Riding the Death horse. This one allows you to simply run into one or several zombies at once and *poff* their heads explode on contact. Saving a town from the hordes and got no ammo left? Just mow the brain eaters down while sitting comfortably in the saddle (just make sure you keep a decent speed, less [[OhCrap the zombies will pull you off the horse and quickly have you surrounded).]]

--->'''[=Marston=]:''' ''I don't bite. (beat) Bad joke.''

* [=MacDougall=] says the most GenreBlind line ever just before he gets eaten by a zombie Nastas, and it is obivous that even he thinks what he's about to do is a little stupid, but he does it anyway.

--->'''[=MacDougal=]:''' ''Right, I'm going to wander down that lonely deserted street and get my bag.''

* In Blackwater, a young woman gives you the mission to cleanse the graveyard. Before doing so, she mentions how her father rose from the grave and ate her mother, insisting he was a good man... even though she lists off a ''very'' long description of his sins in the process. John, of course, just rolls with it. The capper is as he's leaving: