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11th May '18 3:21:53 AM Killerikala
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** Same can be said once [[spoiler: he becomes a zombie.]]

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** Same can be said once [[spoiler: he becomes a zombie.]]]] Unfortunately, the underwear becomes unavailable at this point, so we can't have both.
1st Feb '18 11:14:02 AM Jacob175
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* [=MacDougal=] says the most GenreBlind line ever just before he gets eaten by a zombie Nastas, and it is obivous that even he thinks what he's about to do is a little stupid, but he does it anyway.
--->'''[=MacDougal=]:''' Right, I'm going to wander down that lonely deserted street and get my bag.

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* [=MacDougal=] says the most GenreBlind line ever just before he gets eaten by a zombie Nastas, and it is obivous obvious that even he thinks what he's about to do is a little stupid, but he does it anyway.
--->'''[=MacDougal=]:''' -->'''[=MacDougal=]:''' Right, I'm going to wander down that lonely deserted street and get my bag.



* An undead john picking up and undead hooker.

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* An undead john John picking up and an undead hooker.



--->'''[=Marston=]:''' I don't bite. ''(beat)'' Bad joke.

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--->'''[=Marston=]:''' -->'''[=Marston=]:''' I don't bite. ''(beat)'' Bad joke.



* Riding the Death horse. This one allows you to simply run into one or several zombies at once and *boom* their heads explode on contact. Saving a town from the hordes and running low on ammo? Just mow the brain eaters down while sitting comfortably in the saddle (just make sure you keep a decent speed, less [[OhCrap the zombies will pull you off the horse and quickly have you surrounded).]]
* The zombie prostitute from [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDoUB-BO23k this cutscene]]. It's a FunnyBackgroundEvent throughout the cutscene until Ricketts kills them [[StuffBlowingUp in spectacular fashion]]

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* Riding the Death horse. This one allows you to simply run into one or several zombies at once and *boom* their heads explode on contact. Saving a town from the hordes and running low on ammo? Just mow the brain eaters down while sitting comfortably in the saddle (just make sure you keep a decent speed, less lest [[OhCrap the zombies will pull you off the horse and quickly have you surrounded).]]
* The zombie prostitute from [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDoUB-BO23k this cutscene]]. It's a FunnyBackgroundEvent throughout the cutscene until Ricketts kills them [[StuffBlowingUp in spectacular fashion]]fashion]].



--> '''Mother Superior:'''Well, I'm alive, señor. Although, come to think of it, I've committed a mortal sin.
--> '''Marston:''' Claim self-defense. Always works for me.

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--> '''Mother Superior:'''Well, -->'''Mother Superior:''' Well, I'm alive, señor. Although, come to think of it, I've committed a mortal sin.
--> '''Marston:''' -->'''Marston:''' Claim self-defense. Always works for me.



--> '''Young Woman:''' If you see my uncle Mordecai: burn 'im! Burn 'im ''real good'', y'hear?!?
* John once again encounters the incorrigible charlatan [[SnakeOilSalesman Nigel West Dickens]], attempting to hawk his 'miracle tonics' as Undead repellent. Let's just say that [[EpicFail Ol' West Dickens managed to do the complete opposite]]. When you encounter him again, he's hiding atop his wagon, trying to fend off an Undead and pleading for John's help.
--> '''John:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Another satisfied customer, Mr West Dickens?]]
--> '''West Dickens:''' Hello John. *swats at zombie* [[GallowsHumor Poor fellow can't get enough.]]
--> '''John:''' As I see.
--> '''West Dickens:''' Get rid of him, would you?
--> '''John:''' ...Why?
--> '''West Dickens:''' Well, because we're old friends?
--> '''John:''' ...Nah.
--> '''West Dickens:''' Uh, because we'll team up and fight the forces of darkness together?
--> '''John:''' '''''No.'''''
--> '''West Dickens:''' Because I've got something you want! ''Trust me you cynical bastaaard!''
--> '''John:''' *gives a long-suffering sigh and delivers a BoomHeadshot to the zombie.*

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--> '''Young -->'''Young Woman:''' If you see my uncle Mordecai: burn 'im! Burn 'im ''real good'', y'hear?!?
* John once again encounters the incorrigible charlatan [[SnakeOilSalesman Nigel West Dickens]], attempting to hawk his 'miracle tonics' as Undead undead repellent. Let's just say that [[EpicFail Ol' West Dickens managed to do the complete opposite]]. When you encounter him again, he's hiding atop his wagon, trying to fend off an Undead and pleading for John's help.
--> '''John:''' -->'''John:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Another satisfied customer, Mr West Dickens?]]
--> '''West -->'''West Dickens:''' Hello John. *swats at zombie* [[GallowsHumor Poor fellow can't get enough.]]
--> '''John:''' -->'''John:''' As I see.
--> '''West -->'''West Dickens:''' Get rid of him, would you?
--> '''John:''' ...-->'''John:''' ...Why?
--> '''West -->'''West Dickens:''' Well, because we're old friends?
--> '''John:''' ...-->'''John:''' ...Nah.
--> '''West -->'''West Dickens:''' Uh, because we'll team up and fight the forces of darkness together?
--> '''John:''' -->'''John:''' '''''No.'''''
--> '''West -->'''West Dickens:''' Because I've got something you want! ''Trust me you cynical bastaaard!''
--> '''John:''' -->'''John:''' *gives a long-suffering sigh and delivers a BoomHeadshot to the zombie.*
14th Oct '17 9:12:35 PM BeastC
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* Many players had a good laugh when they first got the blunderbuss. From the game telling you it uses [[GrievousHarmWithABody stuffed zombie parts]] [[AbnormalAmmo as ammo]] to the [[LudicrousGibs over the top way zombies explode]]. Executing zombies with the blunderbuss in particular is just hilarious because John stuffs it under their chin and somehow causes their whole body to turn into mist.

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* Many players had a good laugh when they first got the blunderbuss. From the game telling you it uses [[GrievousHarmWithABody stuffed zombie parts]] [[AbnormalAmmo as ammo]] to the [[LudicrousGibs over the top way zombies explode]]. Executing zombies with the blunderbuss in particular is just hilarious because John stuffs it under their chin and somehow causes their whole body to turn into mist.mist.
* According to one woman, the ZombieApocalypse is because of the government opening up the borders to foreigners. Then she decides it's her ''[[InsaneTrollLogic husband's]]'' [[InsaneTrollLogic fault that people are coming back to life and eating the living]]. When he leaves, John applauds the husband for being a "man of great patience."
8th May '17 5:55:25 AM Lancelot07
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--> '''Young Woman: If you see my uncle Mordecai: burn 'im! Burn 'im ''real good'', y'hear?!?

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--> '''Young Woman: Woman:''' If you see my uncle Mordecai: burn 'im! Burn 'im ''real good'', y'hear?!?
8th May '17 5:41:32 AM Lancelot07
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--> '''Young Woman:''' An' if my uncle Mordecai came back, you burn 'im! Burn 'im ''good'', y'hear?!?

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--> '''Young Woman:''' An' if Woman: If you see my uncle Mordecai came back, you Mordecai: burn 'im! Burn 'im ''good'', ''real good'', y'hear?!?
8th May '17 5:38:27 AM Lancelot07
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* Riding the Death horse. This one allows you to simply run into one or several zombies at once and *poff* their heads explode on contact. Saving a town from the hordes and got no ammo left? Just mow the brain eaters down while sitting comfortably in the saddle (just make sure you keep a decent speed, less [[OhCrap the zombies will pull you off the horse and quickly have you surrounded).]]

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* Riding the Death horse. This one allows you to simply run into one or several zombies at once and *poff* *boom* their heads explode on contact. Saving a town from the hordes and got no ammo left? running low on ammo? Just mow the brain eaters down while sitting comfortably in the saddle (just make sure you keep a decent speed, less [[OhCrap the zombies will pull you off the horse and quickly have you surrounded).]]
8th May '17 5:36:22 AM Lancelot07
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--->'''[=Marston=]:''' ''I don't bite. (beat) Bad joke.''

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--->'''[=Marston=]:''' ''I I don't bite. (beat) ''(beat)'' Bad joke.''
8th May '17 5:35:34 AM Lancelot07
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* [=MacDougall=] says the most GenreBlind line ever just before he gets eaten by a zombie Nastas, and it is obivous that even he thinks what he's about to do is a little stupid, but he does it anyway.

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* [=MacDougall=] [=MacDougal=] says the most GenreBlind line ever just before he gets eaten by a zombie Nastas, and it is obivous that even he thinks what he's about to do is a little stupid, but he does it anyway.
8th May '17 5:34:54 AM Lancelot07
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--->'''[=MacDougal=]:''' ''Right, I'm going to wander down that lonely deserted street and get my bag.''

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--->'''[=MacDougal=]:''' ''Right, Right, I'm going to wander down that lonely deserted street and get my bag.''
11th Jan '17 11:16:05 PM Nire
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* In Blackwater, a young woman gives you the mission to cleanse the graveyard. Before doing so, she mentions how her father rose from the grave and ate her mother, insisting he was a good man... even though she lists off a ''very'' long description of his sins in the process. John, of course, just rolls with it. The capper is as he's leaving:

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* In Blackwater, a young woman gives you the mission to cleanse the graveyard. Before doing so, she mentions how her father mother rose from the grave and ate her mother, father, insisting he was a good man... even though she lists off a ''very'' long description of his sins in the process. John, of course, just rolls with it. The capper is as he's leaving:
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