History Funny / RakenzarnTales

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* In Nesfor, you meet an Eccentric Guy who has a script for a [[GrossoutShow disgustingly]] [[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible bad]] show. [[spoiler:It's ''WesternAnimation/MegaBabies''.]] Kyuu has two options in response to this after being ''sickened'' by it: [[spoiler:Deliver an epic TheReasonYouSuckSpeech (and yes, that's the name of the option), or physically teach him a lesson.]] The latter results in Kyuu tearing up the writer's script, stomping on it, and subsequently hurling the guy into the air.
--> Writer: '''EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!'' HEY I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE!

* Bowser has a few of these. His ransom letter [[spoiler:for the elven elder]] starts exactly like his ransom letter in [[VideoGame/HotelMario Hotel Mario]]. And when Sonic mocks him saying that they ate the cake without him, he laments and asks them to keep him some cake next time.

* In Nesfor, you meet an Eccentric Guy who has a script for a [[GrossoutShow disgustingly]] [[SoBadItsHorrible bad]] show. [[spoiler:It's ''WesternAnimation/MegaBabies''.]] Kyuu has two options in response to this after being ''sickened'' by it: [[spoiler:Deliver an epic TheReasonYouSuckSpeech (and yes, that's the name of the option), or physically teach him a lesson.]] The latter results in Kyuu tearing up the writer's script, stomping on it, and subsequently hurling the guy into the air.

** He apparently steals popcorn from Rivka's kitchen offscreen.

* In Nesfor, you meet an Eccentric Guy who has a script for a [[GrossoutShow disgustingly]] [[SoBadItsHorrible bad]] show. [[spoiler:It's Mega Babies.]] Kyuu has two options in response to this after being ''sickened'' by it: [[spoiler:Deliver an epic TheReasonYouSuckSpeech (and yes, that's the name of the option), or physically teach him a lesson.]] The latter results in Kyuu tearing up the writer's script, stomping on it, and subsequently hurling the guy into the air.

*** Even better? He outright calls Rivka out on her "plan," claiming she's just lying to seem superior. [[spoiler:The way she gets annoyed shows that he wasn't wrong.]]

* During the "Behind the Facade" mission, you have to fight [[spoiler:[[VideoGame/DidNapper Liana]] to break her free of her [[IKnowYouAreInThereSomewhereFight mind control]].]] If Axel's in your party, [[spoiler:the fight ends with Liana breaking free... because Axel is ''insufferably'' Trollish.]]
** Even better: when at the door in the basement that leads into the artifact room, Axel quips:
--> '''Axel''': Maybe we could get dirk and use that head of his to bust it open.
*** The real kicker? Kite reveals that they've ''done that to poor Dirk'' before. Cue Kyuu promptly summoning Dirk, Daffy, and Donald in. [[AmusingInjury It doesn't work.]]

*** The real kicker? Kite offhandedly says that ''they've tried that with him before''.

* During the "Behind the Facade" mission, you have to fight [[spoiler:[[VideoGame/DidNapper Liana]] to break her free of her [[IKnowYouAreInThereSomewhereFight mind control]].]] If Axel's in your party, [[spoiler:the fight ends with Liana breaking free... because Axel is ''insufferably'' Trollish.]]

--> '''Corroder''': NOT AGAAAAAAIIIINNN!

--> ''Corroder''': NOT AGAAAAAAIIIINNN!

--> '''Kyuu''': Uh, yeah...let's change the subject.

** Waluigi gives their shop the name : ''Wario and Waluigi's Amazing Shop''. Wario is not impressed.

--> '''Wario''': "MF ?"
--> '''Pete''': "Me First !" (runs for his life)

--> '''Kyuu''': "Uh... You know what ? Forget that last part."

** The scene with Donald, Daffy and Kanata in Furude Shrine, before the climax of Chapter 9. Our valiant heroes have to guard the shrine and to keep an eye on possible enemies ! They play "I spy" to pass the time.

--> '''[[VisualNovel/HigurashiWhenTheyCry Okonogi]]''': [[SarcasmMode Not to worry, eh]] ?

* Rakenzarn isn't tender with the [[{{Troll}} Trolls]]. "Da Destroyah" was condemned to be jailed for 20 years. While listening to the entire songs by [[Music/RebeccaBlake Rebecca Blake]] and [[Creator/JustinBieber Justin Bieber]]. [[TakeThat Ouch]].

--> '''Yuffie''': "Ooooh, I get it ! This is one of those silocho-uuh, psycho-phisilico-[[BuffySpeak mind trick thingy]] !"

* Kyuu reveals to Yuffie that he knew all along she would try to rob him. Her reaction ?

--> '''Yuffie''': "[[ItMakesSenseInContext C'mon, do the monkey dance !]]"

* The scene with Donald, Daffy and Kanata in Furude Shrine, before the climax of Chapter 9. Our valiant heroes have to guard the shrine and to keep an eye on possible enemies ! They play "I spy" to pass the time.
* An overconfident grunt during the battle in Furude Shrine.

** Also, the optional scenes you can choose in the beginning of Chapter 9. A good break after the battle in the Lost Tower and before [[DarkerAndEdgier the Kandur Arc]].

--> '''grunt''': "Ponies... Ponies everywhere..."
--> '''second grunt''': "Oho... Candy Island..."
--> ''' third grunt''': "Wow, what a weird dream. I mean, [[Film/JamesAndTheGiantPeach a rhinoceros coming outta nowhere and ate my parents?]] What king of dream was that?

--> '''Wario''': "Is that the best name you can make ?"

--> "It has everything ! Flashlight, x-ray vision and even firing the laser !!!"

--> "You're not one of those stalkers, are you ?"

--> '''Kyuu''': "Who are you ?"

--> '''Kyuu''': "You're not a stalker, are you ?"
--> '''Axel''': "What ! You like being stalked ? That's creepy, man..." (takes a step back)

--> '''Grunt''': "Our men should have taken care of them approximatively... right now.

--> (explaining why he didn't use his best moves during the fight) "[...] this is rpg rules, I gotta level to unlock my other moves"

--> "Besides, having the main character die this early ? Lame."
--> "Don't go into the lights ! They're not gonna make my story happen if you die too soon !"

* In [=BlueLake=] Town's library, you can find a client researching about vampire, to see if it's true that a vampire can give birth. Turns out they can't because they're dead. The client then complains that, thanks to [[TakeThat this]] [[Litterature/{{Twilight}} novel]], [[TakeThat he has become even dumber]]...

* Rakenzarn isn't tender with the [[{{Troll}} Trolls]]. "Da Destroyah" was condemned to be jailed for 20 years. While listening to the entire songs by [[Creator/RebeccaBlake Rebecca Blake]] and [[Creator/JustinBieber Justin Bieber]]. [[TakeThat Ouch]].

--> ''' third grunt''': "Wow, what a weird dream. I mean, [[Film/JamesAndTheGiantPeach a rhinoceros coming outta nowhere and ate my parents ?]] What king of dream was that ?

--> '''Axel''': "Parent-eating Rhino. What's next ? Ducks playing hockey ?"

--> '''Axel''': "Don't you dare say it ! Or you are gonna know what sewer water taste like."

--> '''[[GenreBlind Noel]]''' : "[[TemptingFate W-Wait! Is it just me...]] [[YouJustHadToSayIt or is it too easy?]]"

--> ([[SpeakOfTheDevil Pete arrives]])

--> (explaining why he didn't use his best moves during the fight) "[...] this in rpg rules, I gotta level to unlock my other moves"

* Deadpool wants to have an EPIC RAP BATTLE with [[spoiler:Deathstroke]].

*** Also, the optional scenes you can choose in the beginning of Chapter 9. A good break after the battle in the Lost Tower and before [[DarkerAndEdgier the Kandur Arc]].
* The scene with Donald, Daffy and Kanata in Furude Shrine, before the climax of Chapter 9.

--> '''[[GenreSavvy Axel]]''': "[[LampshadeHanging Woaa, hold it right there! Now, don't go saying things like that or you'll juste invite more trouble.]]"

--> '''Yuffie''': "[[ItMakesSenseInContext C'mon, do the monkey dance !]]"

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