History Funny / RainbowDoubleDashsLunaverse

* The FanFic/{{Cupcakes}} bit
-->'''Pinkie Pie:''' ''(Holding a large knife)'' Hi Trixie! I'm glad you're here! I have a special treat just for you!
-->'''Trixie:''' It finally happened, Pinkie snapped, and now she's going to cut me into little bits and probably bake me into a cake or something. I survived Corona, and Grogar, and the salamanders and all the others, and now I'm going to be killed by a crazy party pony.

--> '''Trixie:''' Why are you saying that like it’s synonymous with [[FanFic/{{Cupcakes}} 'she's going to drag me into a basement and torture me?']]

* Most scenes where [[CelibateHero Trixie]] has to deal with… [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar uncomfortable topics]], probably most hilariously in ''Helping… Hands?'':

* At the opening of ''Rhyme of the Ancient Pegasus'', Silver Script declares he's not going to let letters go undelivered because of a bureaucratic demand, even getting into a RousingSpeech that gets everypony (and mouse) fired up. Then...

* During his time as the Night Court representative to Ponyville, Blueblood apparently promised the same field to every farmer in Ponyville. And to Pinkie Pie's pet alligator.

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--> '''Trixie:''' “Why are you saying that like it’s synonymous with [[FanFic/{{Cupcakes}} 'she's going to drag me into a basement and torture me?'”]]

-->'''Trixie:''' It is when friends steal stuff from their friends! [[spoiler: I wanna be an Alicorn!]]

* The TerribleIntervieweesMontage in ''File Under "I" for "Impossible"''

* ''Boast Busted:'' Trixie basically trolling Twilight in front of Carrot Top and Raindrops
--> '''Trixie:''' “C, Raindrops, this is Twilight Sparkle, sorceress and Element of Jealousy.”\\
'''Carrot Top:''' “Oh my.”\\
'''Twilight:''' "I’m not jealous!"

* In "Carrot Top of the Line", Apple Bloom claims that Diamond Tiara says that Trixie brings ponies to her basement to kill them and summon monsters. Carrot Top's response? "She doesn't have a big enough basement."

-->[[spoiler:'''Trixie Lulamoon''']]: “....ARE YOU STALKING MY WINDOW!?”
-->[[spoiler:'''Windowpane''']]: “[[spoiler:Miss Representative]], your window is putting my kid through college.”
** There's also [[spoiler: Trixie's]] reaction to the fact that only her window got damaged.
** Dinky's performance begins as setting up her as a powerful magician only for her to trip over her cape and fall down and meekly get up and say sorry which makes the audience go [[CutenessOverload AWWW]] in response. She probably would've won if she had left it at that instead of trying to saw [[spoiler: Snails]] in half.

* In ''A Hard Bargain'', the various reactions of the ponies who see Silver Script's "Love & Tolerance" bat:

* ''At the Grand Galloping Gala'': The Stairs Coup, in which Quick Fix staged a false coup in order to prove to Princess Luna that she should have stairs leading up to her chambers. Luna does ''not'' hold back when driving home the point that [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot he could have just]] ''suggested'' it.

* ''At The Grand Galloping Gala:'' While mingling at the Gala and looking for a companion for the night, Blueblood finds himself in a position of trying to decide whether to approach Raindrops, Rarity, or Zizanie. [[TakingAThirdOption Instead of any of them]], he ends up with ''Pinkie Pie''.

* Chapter 11 of ''Crisis on Two Equestrias'' has L!verse Luna and M!verse Celestia and Luna conversing about similarities between their parallel worlds. When L!verse Luna got into the topic on fashion and wigs, picture Celestia wearing a 4 ft (possibly even 5!) powdered wig with jewels and Luna wearing a large frill the size of half Luna's wingspan.

* In the opening chapter of ''Up and Automaton'', Trixie, bored with the fact that nothing has happened for so long (about a week), has gotten so bored that she has challenged [[GenkiGirl Pinkie Pie]] to a game of Stealth Hug.

** Big Mac gets knocked out fighting the [[spoiler: Golem]] and when he recovers starts spouting and reciting [[NonSequiturThud To Be or Not to Be]]
** At the end after it's all settled Cherilee tells Trixie to get her I told you so rant that she promised to do over with. But Trixie only smiles and says she's not going too. Instead she has The [[RunningGag Ram Quartet]] show up around the two and start singing a song about how Trixie was right.
** Raindrops tries making a BadassBoast... to little luck.

** At the end, Trixie doles out a lecture on Gears, telling him why he screwed up, then giving him the names of some ponies who might be willing to work with him in the future, without being particularly Trixie-ish about it... then it turns out she told Applejack what happened to her brother.

* In "A Concert For Ponyville" Pinkie Pie is shocked to learn that Octavia does not eat sweets that she freezes up and can only look on in horror
** And apparently she tried to get Lyra and Bonbon married cause she fears [[ItMakesSenseInContext Lyra will break up with her cause she's a musician as well and Bonbon owns a sweet store]] even bringing along a [[ShotgunWedding Shotgun]]:
** The FanFic/{{Cupcakes}} bit
-->'''Pinkie Pie:''' (Holding a large Knife) Hi Trixie! I'm glad you're here! I have a special treat just for you!
-->'''Trixie:''' It finally happened, Pinkie snapped, and now she's going to cut me into little bits and probably bake me into a cake or something. I survived Corona, and Grogar, and the salamanders and all the others, and now I'm going to be killed by a crazy party pony.
* In ''Old Friends'' its revealed that Cheerilee and Notary (Greengrass's secretary/assistant) were college roommates. They went to Neigh Orleans for the Summer Sun Celebration, got drunk, and then [[spoiler: got married]]. Also, Cheerilee got drunk again the next day and forgot to deliver the [[spoiler: annulment paperwork]].
** [[spoiler: The chase scene between Notary and Cheerilee afterwards will make you laugh]].
** During the Third Chapter, the two enter a Spa as Cheerilee tries to hide fron a furious Notary who is after her and a montage is shown of the two relaxing and enjoying themselves at the spa and having a good time. After that the two exit speaking friendly to each other and then Notary brings up the [[spoiler: marriage]] and the chase is back on.
* The non-canon story "Bride of the Rain," has Gilda saying that she ''has'' to marry Raindrops. The alternative is that she has to behead Raindrops to avenge her honor... and apparently Gilda's largest dificulty with that is that she's afraid that the Border Control won't let her through with a ''severed pony head.''
** According to the story, eventually ''King'' Raindrops reconquers all the Griffin Lands, and is scheduled to be named Emperor.
* The story "Pinkie And Bluie" begins with Blueblood recounting ways he's broken up with ponies- sleeping with her sister, "It's not you it's me", declaring yourself gay, and ''faking your own death.''
** In the Sequel to it "Pinkie And Bluie Twoie" Pinkie Pie recalls telling Rarity that Blueblood has invited her to spend Hearthwarming Eve with him. Rarity calmly exits the room and she can be heard wailing that it should've been her instead and then coming back in and congraulating her and offering her designs on dresses to wear and when is she due.
* In the Season 2 story ''Title Match'' Trixie nonchalantly lists a group of people who would be on her nemesis list if she had one. This ranges from [[BigBad Corona]], Nobles in the Night Court, to those who play baseball too close to her house and yells at a pair of foals nearby that she can see them.
** In the second chapter, thanks to [[VillainOfTheWeek Galeb]] and Poison Joke Big Mac has been turned into a [[spoiler: mare]]. While Carrot Top works on making a cure, Rarity wants to take [[spoiler: her]] so she can have [[spoiler: her]] try out new designs. [[spoiler: Her]] response? "Nope."
* Firelock, one of Trixie's students in ''Magic Tutor'' is really excited being around fire. She also happens to like setting off fireworks as well. Indoors even
** In fairness to Firelock, she wasn't ''trying'' to set off fireworks. She'd just gotten her cutie mark and was celebrating, and didn't notice the magic she was casting wasn't illusions... the time she set fire to the town hall trying to put out a fire, though, was all her (she thought the phrase "fight fire with fire" was meant to be taken literally).
** Trixie gets brained by a golfball thanks to Dinky and Tootsie. While unconscious, she has a very bizarre dream.
* Many of the hijinks The Carrot Top Clones get into so far in ''A Bushel Of Carrots''
* ''Title Match:''
** Galeb LampshadeHanging where The Chorus comes from after he completes his VillainSong
** Trixie recounts how her Uncle and Aunt helped her know what to do with Crocodiles and Alligators. Much to her parents horror
--> '''Mrs. Lulamoon:''' TRIXIE! GET OFF THAT THING THIS INSTANT!!
--> '''Young Trixie:''' I am not Trixie, I am The Gator Queen!
** In Chapter 6 Rainbow Dash, [[IJustWantToBeSpecial upset]] over how Raindrops and the others always save the day, decides she's going to be the one and rushes to take care of Everfree Bull Frogs (Frogs the size of Bulls) and winds up getting a [[HumiliationConga noogie and used as a trampoline]] while Raindrops talks to a coworker while watching.
--> '''Raindrops:''' "So what do you think is more likely to land me disciplinary action? Disobeying a superior or letting her be beaten to a pulp?"

* ''Just Us Little Ponies'': Twilight Sparkle mentions that among the letters she's received while in Ponyville, on occasion she's received ones claiming to be from [[BlatantLies Shining Armor's future wife]], trying to lecture her on inappropriate behaviour. [[HypocriticalHumour Yeah]].
** Snips getting revenge on a mean comment Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon said to him, by convincing them that foals are bought, not born, and that if they didn't behave their fathers would have them returned.
** And during all this, DT notes an offer of a "Scootaloo-model", and is intrigued by the idea.
* During his time as the Night Court representative to Ponyville, Blueblood apparently promised the same field to every farmer in Ponyville. And to Pinkie Pie's pet alligator.
* In the second chapter of ''Title Match'' there is a discussion of what Galeb hopes to gain by hexing random Ponyvillians.

* At the beginning of ''Voice of the Sun'', Trixie mentions her house, like any major governmental building is thoroughly sound-proofed. [[TheImmodestOrgasm Lyra]] immediately asks if she and Bon-Bon can house-sit the next time she's away. Trixie immediately says "no".
* ''The Glass Kingdom:'' Trixie predicting that the pony she's meant to meet will be an utter ass, who'll likely speak in Prench as a ''lingua franca'' and be condescending toward her Neigh Orleans Prench accent. All of this done in the style of a [[FrenchJerk Prench Jerk]], complete with "hon-hon-hon".
* ''Contest of Champions:'' Corona's idea of gaining Cadence's confidence leaves much to be desired. Like, for example, self-awareness.
-->'''Corona:''' My command to [Zecora] is to approach Cadenza, and if not befriend her, seek her confidence. Say that you are looking to know of her and "her" country better so that when I claim Equestria as my own the transition can go more smoothly.
* Ditzy's impression of Monte Rey's "disreputable saloon."
--> The two were sitting at a thoroughly disreputable saloon, or the closest that this town could manage to such. Ditzy strongly suspected that the disreputable appearance was part of the appeal – the weapons on the walls looked like replicas, the “dirt” on the tables and floors was, on close inspection, simply a paint job, and the wait staff had been very friendly (and for that matter, Ditzy had never heard of a disreputable saloon with a wait staff, or menus).
* ''An Embarassment in Three Acts'' has the Element Bearers get the Ember Island Treatment, but at one point, during the re-enactment instead of the sirens the gang ''did'' meet back in ''Longest Night, Longest Day'', they have those ''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirlsRainbowRocks other]]'' Sirens. Cue utter bafflement from the Bearers.
** Props must be given to the play's production stuff since they manage to get Sonata Dusk pretty much spot on.

-->'''Pinkie Pie:''' (Holding a large Knife) "Hi Trixie! I'm glad you're here! I have a special treat just for you!"

** She then goes on to imitate [[BabylonFive Londo Mollari]]'s drunken acts.

* In ''Eye of the Hurricane'', Trixie wonders out loud if the procedure that turned Raindrops into "Equestria's happiest bully" might be some scheme of one of their enemies, like Duke Greengrass or Corona. [[GilliganCut Cut to each of them]] lamenting how boring their day is, and how it's been a while since they last had a plan to mess with the Elements of Harmony.

* ''The Night After'' is basically a series of these and heart-warming moments: after a life-threatening adventure against Corona it's a welcome breather episode/epilogue. And then it was revised, adding new gags and fleshing out existing scenes.
** The motel being closed due to remodeling, "for [customers'] convenience". Trixie didn't like the irony.
** Trixie found out [[RightThroughTheWall all the way to the street]], why she should leave [[GladToBeAliveSex Lyra and BonBon alone]].
** Drunk Cheerilee is capable of quoting Equestrian law.
** [[BrickJoke Nightmare. And the noise complaint]].

* [[spoiler:Trixie's]] twofold revenge prank on Rainbow Dash for [[spoiler:staining her magician's outfit]]. The first step involves an elaborate RubeGoldbergDevice that drops a bucket full of what appears to be water on Dash's head. The second causes [[spoiler:all the colors of her mane to drain out after she wipes off the "water"]].

* Most scenes where [[CelibateHero Trixie]] has to deal with… [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar uncomfortable topics]], probably most hilariously in ''Helping… Hands?'':
--> “[[IgnoringBySinging La la la nopony can hear Lyra!]]” Trixie exclaimed as she skipped away from the circle and threw dust at Lyra, as the spell conveniently commanded her to do anyway.
** And then Cheerilee gives Trixie TheTalk in ''Tales of Ponyville''. With some colorful NoodleImplements regarding her own experiences, no less.
** Bonbon going LaughingMad and trying to strangle Trixie thinking it will reverse the spell.

* Pretty much all of the {{Imagine Spot}}s in ''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/66640/Foaling-Around Foaling Around]]'':
-->“Why does Greengrass have a big box of mud?” asked Dinky. “I don’t get it.” She tried to figure it out:\\
''”Bwahaha!” Greengrass crowed. “Now that I have all the mud in Equestria, everypony has to do what I want!” ''
* Corona's favorite form of stress relief? Chucking Spike into lava pits; bonus points if he lands uncomfortably.
* ''At the Grand Galloping Gala'': The Stairs Coup, in which Quick Fix staged a false coup in order to prove to Princess Luna that she should have stairs leading up to her chambers. Luna does ''not'' hold back when driving home the point that [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot he could have just]] ''suggested'' it.
** ''An Awkward Day'' shows the Stairs Coup from Princess Cadenza's point of view. Once she finds out the cause of the troop presence on her border, she can't stop busting a gut in front of Luna and the other irate diplomats. Even funnier because the only reason troops were posted at the border of ''her'' nation of Cavallia ([[FantasyCounterpartCulture Italy]]) is because Quick Fix accidentally wrote that when he meant Caballeria ([[FantasyCounterpartCulture Spain]]).

* [[spoiler:Despite placing 3rd in the big competition of "Carrot Top Season"]], Carrot Top is nonetheless short 3 whole bits after the adventure no thanks to the Trixie Whining Fund (TWF). Ever the manganimous and magnificent friend, Trixie puts her in the black by [[spoiler:halving, not rescinding, the TWF]].
** The author stated that he originally planned for it to be called the Whining Trixie Fund, but ultimately thought that the acronym would be too risqué.

* There's this line from ''The School Talent Show''. While it doesn't point out who's speaking, the conversation makes it obvious.
-->[[spoiler:'''Trixie Lulamoon''']]: “....ARE YOU STALKING MY WINDOW!?”
-->[[spoiler:'''Windowpane''']]: “[[spoiler:Miss Representative]], your window is putting my kid through college.”
** There's also [[spoiler: Trixie's]] reaction to the fact that only her window got damaged.
** Dinky's performance begins as setting up her as a powerful magician only for her to trip over her cape and fall down and meekly get up and say sorry which makes the audience go [[CutenessOverload AWWW]] in response. She probably would've won if she had left it at that instead of trying to saw [[spoiler: Snails]] in half
* In ''Eye of the Hurricane'', Trixie wonders out loud if the procedure that turned Raindrops into "Equestria's happiest bully" might be some scheme of one of their enemies, like Duke Greengrass or Corona. [[GilliganCut Cut to each of them]] lamenting how boring their day is, and how it's been a while since they last had a plan to mess with the Elements of Harmony.

* In the Bonus chapter of Helping Hands instead of being turned into a Human, Lyra is instead turned into an [[spoiler: Alicorn]]. Trixie is less than happy for her friend when she discovers the cause of it.
-->[[spoiler:'''Trixie:''' Give it back! I wanna be an Alicorn!!]]
** Lyra's reaction is gold as well:
-->'''Princess Luna:''' I'm not certain what your responsibility will be, though I suspect it will strongly relate to your special talent.
-->'''Lyra:''' ''But I don't want responsibility! That's why I'm a musician!''
-->'''Luna:''' ''(muttering)'' That's not stereotypical at all...
** And at the end when it seems all is well. [[spoiler: Cue Lyra flying from Trixie who is trying to blast her with a spell to regain her Alicorn Seed]].
-->'''Lyra:''' This is not how friends treat other friends Trixie!
-->'''Trixie:''' It is when friends steal stuff from their friends! [[spoiler: I wanna be an Alicorn!]]
** Even funnier, just before that Trixie admits she's jealous (insanely, insanely, ''insanely'' jealous), but she says she still be Lyra's friend. One SmashCut later...
* ''Dinner with the Folks'' has Lyra having an ImagineSpot that has Bon Bon's mother on a throne with her army of giant carrots and stalks of broccoli with Luna's guards being defeated by her. When Luna spotted her sister behind her and offered her throne if she helps her defeat Honeydew's army, Celestia refused.
--> '''Celestia:''' I say thee neigh, Luna. [[HypocriticalHumour Your subjects are]] '''[[HypocriticalHumour crazy]]'''!
* ''Countdown to Crisis'' gives us a glimpse into the seedy underbelly of Poniswaza, the slums where citizens leave their doors open and night to create a nice breeze, and the disaffected youths wish good evenings to passing strangers. [[FauxHorrific The horror!]]

** In the Second Chapter, thanks to [[VillainOfTheWeek Galeb]] and Poison Joke Big Mac has been turned into a [[spoiler: mare]]. While Carrot Top works on making a cure, Rarity wants to take [[spoiler: her]] so she can have [[spoiler: her]] try out new designs. [[spoiler: Her]] response? "Nope."

--'''Corona:''' My command to [Zecora] is to approach Cadenza, and if not befriend her, seek her confidence. Say that you are looking to know of her and "her" country better so that when I claim Equestria as my own the transition can go more smoothly.

* From the non-canon ''Dinky and the Blanks'', after Dinky's told the bearers about her plan, they all try voting on what to do. Trixie objects.

-->'(Everyone stares at her)''

** Drunk Cheerilee is capable of quoting the Equestrian law.