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** Liam's WTF? face when he calls out Raina for not doing the test and she tells him she's actually Nimah. Turns out, Nimah and Raina winned the test with just taking advantadge of the fact they're twins.
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* Nimah's complaints about Simon always talking to her "about nothing, about coffee - I don't even like coffee!" become even funnier upon Simon's confession to Elias that ''he'' doesn't actually like coffee, either.
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** Alex says she'd rather take on the killer than deal with her mother. Shelby adds she'd rather deal with both than have to handle Ryan's dad.
-->'''Shelby''': How does he not like me? Everybody likes me!
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* While the idea of the team's families under danger from a killer is dramatic, there is surprising comedy when Harry picks up his sister, Maisie, who has the same smart mouth he does. She first assumes "I'm your beard" to meet his friends and rants on how distant they've been, trolling on how she had a kid before admitting she didn't.
** Everyone is thrown to find out Harry ''has'' a sister and Maisie brushes off "I know, I'm as shocked as you are."
** Ryan tells his dad they need to be with Shelby and his dad complains this is "payback for Thanksgiving. I told you, I had a flat!"
-->'''Shelby''': How do I get him to not hate me?
-->'''Ryan''': Play quarterback for the Steelers.

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* Harry meets an old Russian agent adversary who actually has intel on who's trying to kill an Emir's son (the Emir is dying and Russia is worried his son is too close to the U.S.). Meeting on a rooftop, the two are wary as they slowly disarm each other then, to prove they're not wearing any hidden weapons or wires, strip down to their underwear. Cut to Ryan watching on a rooftop.

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* Harry meets an old Russian agent adversary who actually has intel on who's trying to kill an Emir's son (the Emir is dying and Russia is worried his son is too close to the U.S.). Meeting on a rooftop, the two are wary as they slowly disarm each other and then, to prove they're not wearing any hidden weapons or wires, strip down to their underwear. Cut to Ryan watching on a rooftop.


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* Harry and Jocelyn are looking at corpses in a morgue to find one to be the double for a guy they have to fake "assassinating."
-->'''Harry''': Okay, we have looked at thirteen dead Asian men. That is officially a fetish.

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* The team have to take some military scientists to safety via an old-styled steam passenger train.
-->'''Harry''': This is brilliant! I get to live out my steampunk cosplay ''and'' my Agatha Christie fantasies in one go!
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-->'''Harry''': Oh, you did not call me "Gunther [=LaLane=}."

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-->'''Harry''': Oh, you did not call me "Gunther [=LaLane=}.[=LaLane=]."

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* Harry meets an old Russian agent adversary who actually has intel on who's trying to kill an Emir's son (the Emir is dying and Russia is worried his son is too close to the U.S.). Meeting on a rooftop, the two are wary as they slowly disarm each other then, to prove they're not wearing any hidden weapons or wires, strip down to their underwear. Cut to Ryan watching on a rooftop.
-->'''Ryan''': Seriously, Harry? Briefs?
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-->'''Harry''': What 1970s porno are you living in?

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-->'''Harry''': What 1970s porno are you two living in?
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* To get at a terrorist target who's gay, Celine and Jagdeep create profiles on a gay site of Harry, Ryan and Owen. They are not pleased.
-->'''Harry''': Come on, guys, seriously? [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You know my pecs are better than that.]]
-->'''Owen''': My alias is "Lance Castle."
-->'''Harry''': Oh, you did not call me "Gunther [=LaLane=}."
-->'''Ryan''': "Brock Huntsman."
-->'''Harry''': What 1970s porno are you living in?
-->'''Ryan''': I'm an "otter turned leather daddy?" What does that mean?!
-->'''Jagdeep''': Actually, it's an interesting hold-over from the days...
** The kicker is when they're told the target wants to meet one of them and wary asking "Which one?" It's Ryan and when he complains about the tight pants, Jocelyn signs "try six inch stilettos and a bikini on a Russian gangster's yacht."
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* Alex brings a witness to a mostly deserted apartment.
-->'''Charlie''': Damn, this is depressing, even for a safehouse.
-->'''Alex''': I live here.
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* A bit of BlackComedy. A prosecutor insists his drug dealer witness will make it to the stand. He points to the man's neck tattoo which says "suerte" which means "lucky." Right on cue, the man's body falls from his hotel room right in front of the prosecutor and an FBI agent, his "lucky" tattoo on display.
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* Alex and Harry have to "babysit" a sassy ten year old who could be the key to curing a virus.
-->'''Girl''': Hey, Jeeves!
-->'''Harry''': No one in the history of the British empire has ever actually been named "Jeeves."
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* Shelby acts as Jocelyn's interpreter while undercover. As soon as they're alone again, Jocelyn says that Shelby was putting words in her mouth and she didn't say any of that. Turns out, Shelby flunked the FBI's ASL course.
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* Will claims breaking the law can be the right way if you don't get caught, then adds that he's broken more federal laws than Owen and Miranda combined and faced zero consequences.
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* Raina calls Ryan out for being bitter and putting his wounded ego above the cause.
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* In KUMONK, Caleb is wandering downstairs:

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* In KUMONK, MHORDER, Caleb is wandering downstairs:
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* In KUMONK, Caleb is wandering downstairs:
-->'''Caleb:''' Clay! ''[groans]'' Clay? ''[a few moments later, sighs]'' Who's gonna make me waffles?
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* When Felix tells Nimah that she's welcome to come see him any time, she answers by saying that she'll wait until his funeral and calls him a right wing sellout.
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* [[FakeOutMakeOut Alex and Harry kiss]] in ''LNWILT'' so the security guard that walks into the room doesn't ask what they're doing there:
-->'''Alex:''' Please don't tell anyone! I'll definitely lose my job if they find out about us.
-->'''Harry:''' And as I'm a man, I probably wouldn't.
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** After talking about their big holiday plans, Alex, Natalie, Shelby and Raina all show up back at thier dorm to realize they're all staying behind.

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** After talking about their big holiday plans, Alex, Natalie, Shelby and Raina Nimah all show up back at thier dorm to realize they're all staying behind.
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* Nimah doesn't understand why Shelby likes Bloody Marys.
-->'''Shelby:''' How about a Bloody Mary instead?
-->'''Nimah:''' I don't get your Bloody Marys, if I wanted a gazpacho, I would order one.

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