History Funny / PussInBootsTheLastWish

** Puss grimacing when Kitty tears a guard's mustache off, only for his beard to get caught in some gears.

** While this is happening, Jack is crossing a bridge made of his own minions. Not ''by'', ''[[ChainOfPeople of]]''. Then he signals for the ''carriage'' to cross the gorge, heedless of the fact that the bridge of people wouldn't be able to sustain its weight. Sure enough, the ''second'' the carriage rolls onto the bridge, [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome the bakers lose their grip of each other]], and all but one of them [[BlackComedy plummet to their deaths]]. Jack's response?

* As the bears confront Jack Horner, Mama Bear asks if he has any savory pies, and Papa Bear asks if they can get a dozen pies to go. Goldi looks back and forth, stunned by her family as they ask what kind of pies Jack has. To Jack, Kitty and Puss’ credit, they’re equally confused.

* When we see the moment when Goldi was adopted by the three bears, there's one humorous moment. When the bears find her sleeping in Baby's bed, baby starts to move on top of it to get a closer look at her before Mama pulls him off and motions for him to be quiet so not to disturb her, with Baby giving an annoyed look. This might even be where they're SiblingRivalry started. Some even wonder if Baby and Goldi had to share Baby's bed from now on, or if Baby was simply left with nowhere to sleep.

'''Jack Horner:''' ''(matter-of-factly)'' [[BluntYes Yeah]]. [[CrossesTheLineTwice In the face.]] [[CardCarryingVillain Why?]]

--->'''Perrito:''' I'm Puss's best friend!\\
'''Puss:''' No, he isn't. ''(pushes Perrito away making him watch the road)''\\

'''Puss:''' Definitely! Not! ''(nonchalantly turns Perrito head towards the road again)''\\

** Then Puss and Kitty falls on the coach Perrito is. Kitty falls gracefully on her feet, Puss... not really, he clumsily falls on his back with his feet upwards.

--->'''Puss:''' ''Drive'', perro!\\

'''Jack Horner:''' That was weird. ''(blasts Baby with his wizard staff)''

-->'''Baby:''' I haven't got dingleberries![[note]]Dried fecal matter clinging to anal hair.[[/note]]\\

* Puss and Kitty try to brute force their way through the Pocketful of Posies, leading to them getting hilariously blocked off.

-->'''Puss:''' (''humiliated'') ...This is stupid.\\

-->'''Puss:''' One more number! I call this one "[[TemptingFate The Legend Will Never Di]]"-- (''[[DeathByIrony gets crushed by the bell]]'')

--->'''Baby:''' Is that a stick? What're you gonna do with that ''(Puss chucks the stick on Baby's face)''-- OW!\\

'''Puss:''' No, he isn't.\\

'''Puss:''' Definitely not. ''(nonchalantly turns Perrito head towards the road again)''\\

--->'''Baby:''' Is that a stick? What're you gonna do with that-- Ow!\\

'''Mama:''' Ow! Me knuckles!!

'''Ethical Bug:''' [[OhCrap No, not cool!]]

* Later at Jack Horner's factory, Baby crashes through the ceiling with Goldi telling him it was "[[DeadpanSnarker real catlike]]".

** Then there's Big Jack Horner standing menacingly on the door to his office while silently ordering his henchmen to get the map back... Only for Goldi and the Three Bears come out busting the door and knocking Jack away who also lets out a hilarious yelp.

'''Jack Horner:''' ''(almost indifferent)'' [[BluntYes Yeah]]. [[CrossesTheLineTwice In the face.]] [[CardCarryingVillain Why?]]

** Kitty opens her eyes in shock when Perrito casually drops "(bleep for Brains)", as if to say "Did I just hear him say the s-word?"

* When Puss tries to use the old PuppyDogEyes on Kitty, she responds with "You call that cute?" and produces big eyes of her own. The two proceed to try and out-cute one another, while Perrito enthusiastically comments. He then passes out due to the overload of cuteness, leading Puss to roll Perrito away with his foot so they could look at the map. Perrito later tries to do it himself, and fails horribly. Kitty warns him that he'll get a hernia.

'''Kitty:''' All I smell is [[CurseCutShort bull]]-\\

** Then there's Big Jack Horner standing menacingly on the door to his office while silently ordering his henchmen to get the map back... Only for Goldi and the Three Bears come out busting the door and knocking Jack who lets out a hilarious yelp.