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** The guys discuss what [[RuleSixtyThree the girl version of Jesus]] would be called. They come up with "Shesus"
*** Even funnier is Chugga mistaking the conversation as one about Jesus's hypothetical girlfriend, and Jon turning down "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Jesus porn]]".
*** Even funnier is Chugga mistaking the conversation as one about Jesus's hypothetical girlfriend, and Jon turning down "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Jesus porn]]".
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** Masae becomes Captain Falcon's secretary
** Masae becomes Captain Falcon's secretary
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Jon has had so many funny [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon twitch stream]] moments that they deserve their own page. Most of these are either archived on Twitch[[note]]Many of them have been removed from there due to twitch now only keeping streams from the past couple of months[[/note]] or have been uploaded to [[https://www.youtube.com/user/ProtonJonLivestreams the Proton Jon Livestreams You Tube channel]].
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Jon has had so many funny [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon twitch stream]] moments that they deserve their own page. Most of these are either archived on Twitch[[note]]Many of them have been removed from there due to twitch now only keeping streams from the past couple of months[[/note]] or have been uploaded to a [[https://www.youtube.com/user/ProtonJonLivestreams the Proton Jon Livestreams You Tube channel]].
channel]] he made specifically for them.
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** Punching returns yet again
*** Masae cheerfully asks to do punch Emile multiple times. [[spoiler: It ultimately ends with Jon telling her to punch him after a pun and her chasing him around for the next couple of minutes]]
** The guys and Masae are offered $250 each if Emile stays up until the end of the stream. Jon then jokes about taking Emile's $250 and him, Tim, and Masae then discuss splitting it.
*** Masae cheerfully asks to do punch Emile multiple times. [[spoiler: It ultimately ends with Jon telling her to punch him after a pun and her chasing him around for the next couple of minutes]]
** The guys and Masae are offered $250 each if Emile stays up until the end of the stream. Jon then jokes about taking Emile's $250 and him, Tim, and Masae then discuss splitting it.
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* In "The Runaway Guys Stream":
** At the start, Jon gets so many subscribers so fast that he can't finish a sentence in his conversation with Chugga and Tim without having to give someone an egg.
** Jon starts out by playing ''VideoGame/WheelOfFortune'' and the chat looks forward [[EpicFail to Chugga failing as usual]], and [[SelfDeprecation Chugga himself comments]] that his play might as well be "[[TwitchPlaysPokemon Twitch Plays Wheel of Fortune]]". [[spoiler: [[SpringtimeForHitler Then Chugga actually wins the first game!]] ]] He returns to form later though with the guess (for TV show title category) of "The Molded Gurus" for ''[[spoiler:Series/TheGoldenGirls]]''.
*** Special mention goes to the first "High-Low" minigame. Emile is up first, and everyone in the chat is expecting another high-[[JustForPun caliber]] goof-up from him. Then comes the clue: [[spoiler: [[WesternAnimation/IceAge I]]]][[WesternAnimation/IceAge ce ]][[spoiler: [[WesternAnimation/IceAge A]]]][[WesternAnimation/IceAge ge]].
** The Guys play ''Mario Party 6'', but Chugga forgets to change the disc in the Wii and it comes up as ''VideoGame/PokemonXDGaleOfDarkness'', his last LP, to an amused reaction from Jon.
** Emile says ''one thing'' that unleashes quite possibly the greatest parade of silliness and fan art in ''the history of mankind'', a parade so funny that simply describing it doesn't do it justice. In fact, if you don't want too many spoilers, [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/c/4303291 here's the link to the stream]], but if one truly wants an idea of what the whole thing was about...
---> '''Emile:''' [[spoiler:[[AccidentalInnuendo Should we do Daisy on hard?]]]]
*** It gets even better down the line when they get to a mini-game where Chugga's character is inside a small box Daisy is holding.
----> '''Emile:''' [[AccidentalInnuendo I'm inside Daisy's]] [[UpToEleven heart-shaped box.]]\\
'''Tim:''' ''*sighs*'' Oh my god.\\
'''Jon:''' You know what that is, right?\\
'''Emile:''' No, I just know it's a song.\\
'''Jon:''' Jesus [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Christ, Emile. ''*to Tim*'' Do... you want to tell him or should we just leave it open to intepretation?\\
'''Emile:''' I don't know what it means!\\
'''Jon:''' What would a [[CountryMatters heart-shaped-box be?!]]\\
'''Emile:''' I dunno, a box of chocolate on Valentines' Day?\\
'''Jon:''' [[BigOMG Oh my God, Emile!]]
*** The fact that it takes a full minute and Jon telling him point-blank before Emile realizes what it means.
--> '''Jon:''' [[spoiler: IT MEANS VAGINA!]]
** Emile spends the whole time between making dirty jokes and not getting other's dirty jokes.
** At the end Jon is practically dying of laughter and Chugga suggests his gravestone should bear the words "Death By Fanart".
** At the start, Jon gets so many subscribers so fast that he can't finish a sentence in his conversation with Chugga and Tim without having to give someone an egg.
** Jon starts out by playing ''VideoGame/WheelOfFortune'' and the chat looks forward [[EpicFail to Chugga failing as usual]], and [[SelfDeprecation Chugga himself comments]] that his play might as well be "[[TwitchPlaysPokemon Twitch Plays Wheel of Fortune]]". [[spoiler: [[SpringtimeForHitler Then Chugga actually wins the first game!]] ]] He returns to form later though with the guess (for TV show title category) of "The Molded Gurus" for ''[[spoiler:Series/TheGoldenGirls]]''.
*** Special mention goes to the first "High-Low" minigame. Emile is up first, and everyone in the chat is expecting another high-[[JustForPun caliber]] goof-up from him. Then comes the clue: [[spoiler: [[WesternAnimation/IceAge I]]]][[WesternAnimation/IceAge ce ]][[spoiler: [[WesternAnimation/IceAge A]]]][[WesternAnimation/IceAge ge]].
** The Guys play ''Mario Party 6'', but Chugga forgets to change the disc in the Wii and it comes up as ''VideoGame/PokemonXDGaleOfDarkness'', his last LP, to an amused reaction from Jon.
** Emile says ''one thing'' that unleashes quite possibly the greatest parade of silliness and fan art in ''the history of mankind'', a parade so funny that simply describing it doesn't do it justice. In fact, if you don't want too many spoilers, [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/c/4303291 here's the link to the stream]], but if one truly wants an idea of what the whole thing was about...
---> '''Emile:''' [[spoiler:[[AccidentalInnuendo Should we do Daisy on hard?]]]]
*** It gets even better down the line when they get to a mini-game where Chugga's character is inside a small box Daisy is holding.
----> '''Emile:''' [[AccidentalInnuendo I'm inside Daisy's]] [[UpToEleven heart-shaped box.]]\\
'''Tim:''' ''*sighs*'' Oh my god.\\
'''Jon:''' You know what that is, right?\\
'''Emile:''' No, I just know it's a song.\\
'''Jon:''' Jesus [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Christ, Emile. ''*to Tim*'' Do... you want to tell him or should we just leave it open to intepretation?\\
'''Emile:''' I don't know what it means!\\
'''Jon:''' What would a [[CountryMatters heart-shaped-box be?!]]\\
'''Emile:''' I dunno, a box of chocolate on Valentines' Day?\\
'''Jon:''' [[BigOMG Oh my God, Emile!]]
*** The fact that it takes a full minute and Jon telling him point-blank before Emile realizes what it means.
--> '''Jon:''' [[spoiler: IT MEANS VAGINA!]]
** Emile spends the whole time between making dirty jokes and not getting other's dirty jokes.
** At the end Jon is practically dying of laughter and Chugga suggests his gravestone should bear the words "Death By Fanart".
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** Punching.
** Emile putting a mug on his head and getting tea leaves all over himself and the couch, because a fan asked him to put a bowl on his head.
** [[BlatantLies Jon's Mother]] joining in the final round of Fibbage.
** Punching.
** Emile putting a mug on his head and getting tea leaves all over himself and the couch, because a fan asked him to put a bowl on his head.
** [[BlatantLies Jon's Mother]] joining in the final round of Fibbage.
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* 2/21/15's Sub Night has many rounds of Fibbage with increasingly bizarre player names, eventually leading to a match where there are two Jons, one It's Not Jon (the real Jon) and one Electron Jim. Cue a question about gin, which they all answer with the ''same lie''.
--->'''Jon:''' First they're saying It's Not Jon's Lie and now they're saying it's Jon's Lie!
** During a previous game of Fibbage, the question is "Reg Mellor is the reigning champion of a sport that just involves keeping a _____ in your pants." Most of the players got it right... [[Characters/ProtonJon DanTheEnigma]], for some reason, chose Banana. Even better? Dan had the lead along with another user for the entire game... [[spoiler:[[ForWantOfANail had he not done this, he would've won, or at the very least tie with the other user]]]]. Long story short... [[spoiler:[[RunningGag Dan choked... again.]]]]
--->'''Jon:''' Dan, why in the world did you choose Banana?!
--->'''Dan (in-chat):''' [[RuleOfFunny Because it was funny!]]
--->'''Jon:''' First they're saying It's Not Jon's Lie and now they're saying it's Jon's Lie!
** During a previous game of Fibbage, the question is "Reg Mellor is the reigning champion of a sport that just involves keeping a _____ in your pants." Most of the players got it right... [[Characters/ProtonJon DanTheEnigma]], for some reason, chose Banana. Even better? Dan had the lead along with another user for the entire game... [[spoiler:[[ForWantOfANail had he not done this, he would've won, or at the very least tie with the other user]]]]. Long story short... [[spoiler:[[RunningGag Dan choked... again.]]]]
--->'''Jon:''' Dan, why in the world did you choose Banana?!
--->'''Dan (in-chat):''' [[RuleOfFunny Because it was funny!]]
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* The First TheRunawayGuys Stream:
** At the start, Jon gets so many subscribers so fast that he can't finish a sentence in his conversation with Chugga and Tim without having to give someone an egg.
** Jon starts out by playing ''VideoGame/WheelOfFortune'' and the chat looks forward [[EpicFail to Chugga failing as usual]], and [[SelfDeprecation Chugga himself comments]] that his play might as well be "[[TwitchPlaysPokemon Twitch Plays Wheel of Fortune]]". [[spoiler: [[SpringtimeForHitler Then Chugga actually wins the first game!]] ]] He returns to form later though with the guess (for TV show title category) of "The Molded Gurus" for ''[[spoiler:Series/TheGoldenGirls]]''.
*** Special mention goes to the first "High-Low" minigame. Emile is up first, and everyone in the chat is expecting another high-[[JustForPun caliber]] goof-up from him. Then comes the clue: [[spoiler: [[WesternAnimation/IceAge I]]]][[WesternAnimation/IceAge ce ]][[spoiler: [[WesternAnimation/IceAge A]]]][[WesternAnimation/IceAge ge]].
** The Guys play ''Mario Party 6'', but Chugga forgets to change the disc in the Wii and it comes up as ''VideoGame/PokemonXDGaleOfDarkness'', his last LP, to an amused reaction from Jon.
** Emile says ''one thing'' that unleashes quite possibly the greatest parade of silliness and fan art in ''the history of mankind'', a parade so funny that simply describing it doesn't do it justice. In fact, if you don't want too many spoilers, [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/c/4303291 here's the link to the stream]], but if one truly wants an idea of what the whole thing was about...
---> '''Emile:''' [[spoiler:[[AccidentalInnuendo Should we do Daisy on hard?]]]]
*** It gets even better down the line when they get to a mini-game where Chugga's character is inside a small box Daisy is holding.
----> '''Emile:''' [[AccidentalInnuendo I'm inside Daisy's]] [[UpToEleven heart-shaped box.]]\\
'''Tim:''' ''*sighs*'' Oh my god.\\
'''Jon:''' You know what that is, right?\\
'''Emile:''' No, I just know it's a song.\\
'''Jon:''' Jesus [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Christ, Emile. ''*to Tim*'' Do... you want to tell him or should we just leave it open to intepretation?\\
'''Emile:''' I don't know what it means!\\
'''Jon:''' What would a [[CountryMatters heart-shaped-box be?!]]\\
'''Emile:''' I dunno, a box of chocolate on Valentines' Day?\\
'''Jon:''' [[BigOMG Oh my God, Emile!]]
*** The fact that it takes a full minute and Jon telling him point-blank before Emile realizes what it means.
--> '''Jon:''' [[spoiler: IT MEANS VAGINA!]]
** Emile spends the whole time between making dirty jokes and not getting other's dirty jokes.
** At the end Jon is practically dying of laughter and Chugga suggests his gravestone should bear the words "Death By Fanart".
* From the SECOND [[TheRunawayGuys TRG]] stream:
** Punching.
** Emile putting a mug on his head and getting tea leaves all over himself and the couch, because a fan asked him to put a bowl on his head.
** [[BlatantLies Jon's Mother]] joining in the final round of Fibbage.
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[[folder: Subscriber Nights]]
* 2/21/15's Sub Night has many rounds of Fibbage with increasingly bizarre player names, eventually leading to a match where there are two Jons, one It's Not Jon (the real Jon) and one Electron Jim. Cue a question about gin, which they all answer with the ''same lie''.
--->'''Jon:''' First they're saying It's Not Jon's Lie and now they're saying it's Jon's Lie!
** During a previous game of Fibbage, the question is "Reg Mellor is the reigning champion of a sport that just involves keeping a _____ in your pants." Most of the players got it right... [[Characters/ProtonJon DanTheEnigma]], for some reason, chose Banana. Even better? Dan had the lead along with another user for the entire game... [[spoiler:[[ForWantOfANail had he not done this, he would've won, or at the very least tie with the other user]]]]. Long story short... [[spoiler:[[RunningGag Dan choked... again.]]]]
--->'''Jon:''' Dan, why in the world did you choose Banana?!
--->'''Dan (in-chat):''' [[RuleOfFunny Because it was funny!]]
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* The First TheRunawayGuys Stream:
** At the start, Jon gets so many subscribers so fast that he can't finish a sentence in his conversation with Chugga and Tim without having to give someone an egg.
** Jon starts out by playing ''VideoGame/WheelOfFortune'' and the chat looks forward [[EpicFail to Chugga failing as usual]], and [[SelfDeprecation Chugga himself comments]] that his play might as well be "[[TwitchPlaysPokemon Twitch Plays Wheel of Fortune]]". [[spoiler: [[SpringtimeForHitler Then Chugga actually wins the first game!]] ]] He returns to form later though with the guess (for TV show title category) of "The Molded Gurus" for ''[[spoiler:Series/TheGoldenGirls]]''.
*** Special mention goes to the first "High-Low" minigame. Emile is up first, and everyone in the chat is expecting another high-[[JustForPun caliber]] goof-up from him. Then comes the clue: [[spoiler: [[WesternAnimation/IceAge I]]]][[WesternAnimation/IceAge ce ]][[spoiler: [[WesternAnimation/IceAge A]]]][[WesternAnimation/IceAge ge]].
** The Guys play ''Mario Party 6'', but Chugga forgets to change the disc in the Wii and it comes up as ''VideoGame/PokemonXDGaleOfDarkness'', his last LP, to an amused reaction from Jon.
** Emile says ''one thing'' that unleashes quite possibly the greatest parade of silliness and fan art in ''the history of mankind'', a parade so funny that simply describing it doesn't do it justice. In fact, if you don't want too many spoilers, [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/c/4303291 here's the link to the stream]], but if one truly wants an idea of what the whole thing was about...
---> '''Emile:''' [[spoiler:[[AccidentalInnuendo Should we do Daisy on hard?]]]]
*** It gets even better down the line when they get to a mini-game where Chugga's character is inside a small box Daisy is holding.
----> '''Emile:''' [[AccidentalInnuendo I'm inside Daisy's]] [[UpToEleven heart-shaped box.]]\\
'''Tim:''' ''*sighs*'' Oh my god.\\
'''Jon:''' You know what that is, right?\\
'''Emile:''' No, I just know it's a song.\\
'''Jon:''' Jesus [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Christ, Emile. ''*to Tim*'' Do... you want to tell him or should we just leave it open to intepretation?\\
'''Emile:''' I don't know what it means!\\
'''Jon:''' What would a [[CountryMatters heart-shaped-box be?!]]\\
'''Emile:''' I dunno, a box of chocolate on Valentines' Day?\\
'''Jon:''' [[BigOMG Oh my God, Emile!]]
*** The fact that it takes a full minute and Jon telling him point-blank before Emile realizes what it means.
--> '''Jon:''' [[spoiler: IT MEANS VAGINA!]]
** Emile spends the whole time between making dirty jokes and not getting other's dirty jokes.
** At the end Jon is practically dying of laughter and Chugga suggests his gravestone should bear the words "Death By Fanart".
* From the SECOND [[TheRunawayGuys TRG]] stream:
** Punching.
** Emile putting a mug on his head and getting tea leaves all over himself and the couch, because a fan asked him to put a bowl on his head.
** [[BlatantLies Jon's Mother]] joining in the final round of Fibbage.
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[[folder: Subscriber Nights]]
* 2/21/15's Sub Night has many rounds of Fibbage with increasingly bizarre player names, eventually leading to a match where there are two Jons, one It's Not Jon (the real Jon) and one Electron Jim. Cue a question about gin, which they all answer with the ''same lie''.
--->'''Jon:''' First they're saying It's Not Jon's Lie and now they're saying it's Jon's Lie!
** During a previous game of Fibbage, the question is "Reg Mellor is the reigning champion of a sport that just involves keeping a _____ in your pants." Most of the players got it right... [[Characters/ProtonJon DanTheEnigma]], for some reason, chose Banana. Even better? Dan had the lead along with another user for the entire game... [[spoiler:[[ForWantOfANail had he not done this, he would've won, or at the very least tie with the other user]]]]. Long story short... [[spoiler:[[RunningGag Dan choked... again.]]]]
--->'''Jon:''' Dan, why in the world did you choose Banana?!
--->'''Dan (in-chat):''' [[RuleOfFunny Because it was funny!]]
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--->'''Jon:''' Dan, why in the world did you choose Banana?!
--->'''Dan (in-chat):''' [[RuleOfFunny Because it was funny!]]
--->'''Jon:''' Dan, why in the world did you choose Banana?!
--->'''Dan (in-chat):''' [[RuleOfFunny Because it was funny!]]
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Jon has had so many funny [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon twitch stream]] moments that they deserve their own page. Most of these are either archived on Twitch[[note]]Many of them have been removed from there for an unknown reason[[/note]] or have been uploaded to [[https://www.youtube.com/user/ProtonJonLivestreams the Proton Jon Livestreams You Tube channel]].
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Jon has had so many funny [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon twitch stream]] moments that they deserve their own page. Most of these are either archived on Twitch[[note]]Many of them have been removed from there for an unknown reason[[/note]] due to twitch now only keeping streams from the past couple of months[[/note]] or have been uploaded to [[https://www.youtube.com/user/ProtonJonLivestreams the Proton Jon Livestreams You Tube channel]].
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* 2/21/15's Sub Night has many rounds of Fibbage with increasingly bizarre player names, eventually leading to a match where there are two Jons, one I'm It's Not Jon (the real Jon) and one Electron Jim. Cue a question about gin, which they all answer with the ''same lie''.lie''.
--->'''Jon:''' First they're saying It's Not Jon's Lie and now they're saying it's Jon's Lie!
--->'''Jon:''' First they're saying It's Not Jon's Lie and now they're saying it's Jon's Lie!
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** During the above moment, Jon is unaware that his punching is in tune to the ''Fibbage'' music.
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* On 2/15/15, Jon was involved in a 24 hour fundraiser stream to help a local craft shop get a new laser cutter and he agreed to play through all of Kaizo if they managed to raise $10000 dollars. They did and the first thing he did when he learned this was to leave the room.
--->'''Jon:''' Morning guys, what's up? What happened?
--->'''TechRaptor:''' Ten thousand dollars!
--->'''Jon:''' *leaves immediately*
--->'''Jon:''' Morning guys, what's up? What happened?
--->'''TechRaptor:''' Ten thousand dollars!
--->'''Jon:''' *leaves immediately*
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** The RunningGag of Gex having PopculturalOsmosisFailure. He spends the ''entirety'' of the ''Hatoful Boyfriend'' session in a FunnyBackgroundEvent HeroicBSOD.
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-->'''Jon-as-Oko-Chugga''': VideoGame/Xenoblade, Xenoblade! Xenoblade!
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-->'''Jon-as-Oko-Chugga''': VideoGame/Xenoblade, VideoGame/{{Xenoblade}}, Xenoblade! Xenoblade!
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** When they get to the hyperactive Okosan, Lucah tells Jon that he's Chugga in bird form. Jon then has to come up with an appropriate voice for a character who [[PokemonSpeak only says "Coo!"]] over and over...
-->'''Jon-as-OkoChugga''': [[VideoGame/Xenoblade Xenoblade, Xenoblade!]] Xenoblade!
-->'''Jon-as-OkoChugga''': [[VideoGame/Xenoblade Xenoblade, Xenoblade!]] Xenoblade!
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If you want to have a bit more fun with the stream, we have a bingo card [[http://tinyurl.com/protonjonbingo here.]]
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If you want to have a bit more fun with the stream, we have a bingo card [[http://tinyurl.com/protonjonbingo com/o78bdk3 here.]]
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** As per usual, Skitch manages to come up with a fake philosophical analysis for whatever game is being played with Gex and Tom joining. This time it's Mickey's Adventures in Numberland going from a goofy painting and cubism to Mickey in purgatory to the game being based of TheDivineComedy
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** Later on in the stream, one of the choices is ''VideoGame/{{Spore}}'' on Steam. Immediately everyone guesses that will be the picked game. Dan forgets to put it in the Strawpoll link. In the fixed link, it's listed as "Spore (????)". Sure enough, it's the number one choice. Jon then starts a {{running gag}}:
--->'''Jon:''' SPOOOOOOOORE! For STEEEEEEEEAM!
--->'''Jon:''' SPOOOOOOOORE! For STEEEEEEEEAM!
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Sorry, it\'s been a LOOOOOOOOOONG day...
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*** One of Co-commentators ([[{{LetsPlay/Pcull44444}}]]) [[Main/RamblingOldManMonologue tells stories from 'back in his day']]
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*** One of Co-commentators ([[{{LetsPlay/Pcull44444}}]]) ({{LetsPlay/Pcull44444}}) [[Main/RamblingOldManMonologue tells stories from 'back in his day']]
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* The sequel stream is called "Fortune Cookie: I Survived MAGfest & All I Got Were These Games Edition".
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*** One of Co-commentators ([[LetsPlay/Pcull44444]]) [[Main/RamblingOldManMonologue tells stories from 'back in his day']]
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* Jon ends up playing [[VisualNovel Hatoful Boyfriend]], as it was a joke pick from Lucahjin. He names his character [[Franchise/ResidentEvil Wesker Wesker]].
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* Jon ends up playing [[VisualNovel Hatoful Boyfriend]], VisualNovel/HatofulBoyfriend, as it was a joke pick from Lucahjin. He names his character [[Franchise/ResidentEvil Wesker Wesker]].Wesker]].
** Resulting in pictures like [[http://s29.postimg.org/ygrquvx0n/Weskberb.png this one]].
** Resulting in pictures like [[http://s29.postimg.org/ygrquvx0n/Weskberb.png this one]].
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* YOU "YOU WILL GIVE ME AN EGG!EGG!" (One of Wesker's voice clips from Resident Evil 5, used when someone subscribes. The sub icon, fittingly, is a golden egg.)
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** The "Bad Mystrey Magfest game" ''just'' beats out Taiko Drum Master. [[spoiler: It's a Barbie game.]]
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* The surprise third player from the first stream
-->'''Jon''': HOLD UP! JEWKER! JEWKER! YOU SON OF A BITCH!
* Skitch's commentary from the third stream [[RunningGag because it's still anyone's game]].
* Also from the third stream, it's noticed that at that time, Bomberman: Act Zero was the 15th most played game on the site.
-->'''Jon''': Wait, [[BigWhat WHAT??!]]
* Jon being a ThirdPersonPerson in his excited sports commentator-style commentary on the game, and lampshading it.
* The game lists the 8 players in a match with national flags beside their names. In one of the games, Jon is on top and another Canadian is on the bottom, with all the players in between being Americans - Jon promptly dubs it "A Canadian sandwich".
* In one match, a new player with the username "A Girlbreast" joins in. Jon and the others have fun with HelloInsertNameHere jokes, while one commenter manages to do a Navigtr / WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} reference based on it.
* Jon gets promoted from rank E (the default) to D. The others immediately begin mocking him for it and claiming that Jon is the only person on earth who's played the notoriously terrible game long enough to actually get a promotion.
* A poor choice of words concerning the above sets chat off about "The D". It starts out sexual, turns into puns, and ends ''with the Wikipedia page for the letter D being vandalized''.
* Jon gets promoted to rank D+
-->'''Jon''': I HAVE THE BIGGEST D OF ALL!
* Tropers/DanTheEnigma ends up as the game's ButtMonkey due to a comment made by The Jewker and his constant choking. Everyone gets in on it, resulting in a straw poll asking if he will choke. [[spoiler: Every option was "yes".]]
-->'''The Jewker''': Dan is an aggressive man, but he is not aggressive ''enough'' to get a win.
** This in-fact escalated to the point where Dan actually pulled a FaceHeelTurn in-chat.
*** More like a [[WildCard Tweener]], but whatever suits the editors. -Dan
** When The Jewker is brought into the call on the first Bomberman: Act Zero Night he continues the jokes at Dan's expense.
-->'''The Jewker''': This is a winner's call.
* When asked why why he and his fellow players love ''Bomberman Act Zero'' despite the game's terrible reputation, Jon gives [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/c/3381000 this clip]] as evidence. It involves three players simultaneously having infinite line bombs power-ups for insane results.
* Before the first Bomberman Night, someone decided to complain about the fact that they had been waiting for over an hour for the stream to start. Jon responds by delaying the stream by 20 minutes and changing the title to reflect this.
* Tropers/DanTheEnigma is only a few hundred points away from getting a D rank, and is trying to earn the amount of points required to get said rank, leading to the inevitable jokes in the chat about Dan "wanting the D". [[ActuallyPrettyFunny He even joins in after a while.]]
* People start subscribing with hilarious usernames, such as "eggpleaser" and "Hey_Distraction". And after the latter subscribes, Jon naturally gets distracted and dies.
* Bomberman Act Zero has now spawned a [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9965565/1/Bomberman-Speech fanfic]]
* Any time Dan scores a kill on Jon has hilarious reactions.
-->'''Jon''': DAMMIT DAN!
* In the fifth stream, Jon comments on the increasing popularity of "It's still anyone's game":
-->'''Jon:''' Well, there are worse catchphrases to have. I should know, I have half of them.
* Jon's anti-[=MysticShaymin=] "rock opera" song in the seventh stream.
* Spaghetti O's
* In the closing Q&A session of the [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/b/512059370 5th Bomberman Night,]] (Starting at 4:32:25) Jon told us about all the places he's lived. This includes getting kicked out because of a roomate's poor diet, a house that was illegally set up as a suite, and several other crazy events. The funniest of all though, was the story of his 3rd home, which was inhabited by "Including, but not limited to:
** A PyroManiac
** A [[FurryFandom Furry]]
** An MMO Addict
** The Pirate from LazyTown
** A Christian Theology major who liked picking fights
** A 300lb emo girl who used to cut herself
** Her Ex-Wiccan Boyfriend
** And Butters from SouthPark."
*** One of the Co-Commentators then remarks that Jon was living in the real-life version of DrawnTogether.
* In the [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/b/559229138 most recent one]], Dan Wins the tournament, then challenges Jon for Double or nothing. And ends up getting steamrolled.
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[[folder: SaintsRowIV streams with Pcull 44444]]
* At the beginning Jon and Pcull need to make characters. Pat decides to go with a fat black man with deep british voice while Jon decides to make... Albert Wesker using the NolanNorth voice of course.
* Jons reaction to pretty much any cutscene or well known music piece in the game.
* Also his reaction to the Eagle and Horse Masks in the "Lets Pretend" store.
* Pcull ended up turning his Character into what Jon refers to as: "Gandalf the Pimp" after buying a Wizards Outfit in the same store.
* Wesker wildly licking a candy cane. And caroling.
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* The surprise third player from the first stream
-->'''Jon''': HOLD UP! JEWKER! JEWKER! YOU SON OF A BITCH!
* Skitch's commentary from the third stream [[RunningGag because it's still anyone's game]].
* Also from the third stream, it's noticed that at that time, Bomberman: Act Zero was the 15th most played game on the site.
-->'''Jon''': Wait, [[BigWhat WHAT??!]]
* Jon being a ThirdPersonPerson in his excited sports commentator-style commentary on the game, and lampshading it.
* The game lists the 8 players in a match with national flags beside their names. In one of the games, Jon is on top and another Canadian is on the bottom, with all the players in between being Americans - Jon promptly dubs it "A Canadian sandwich".
* In one match, a new player with the username "A Girlbreast" joins in. Jon and the others have fun with HelloInsertNameHere jokes, while one commenter manages to do a Navigtr / WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} reference based on it.
* Jon gets promoted from rank E (the default) to D. The others immediately begin mocking him for it and claiming that Jon is the only person on earth who's played the notoriously terrible game long enough to actually get a promotion.
* A poor choice of words concerning the above sets chat off about "The D". It starts out sexual, turns into puns, and ends ''with the Wikipedia page for the letter D being vandalized''.
* Jon gets promoted to rank D+
-->'''Jon''': I HAVE THE BIGGEST D OF ALL!
* Tropers/DanTheEnigma ends up as the game's ButtMonkey due to a comment made by The Jewker and his constant choking. Everyone gets in on it, resulting in a straw poll asking if he will choke. [[spoiler: Every option was "yes".]]
-->'''The Jewker''': Dan is an aggressive man, but he is not aggressive ''enough'' to get a win.
** This in-fact escalated to the point where Dan actually pulled a FaceHeelTurn in-chat.
*** More like a [[WildCard Tweener]], but whatever suits the editors. -Dan
** When The Jewker is brought into the call on the first Bomberman: Act Zero Night he continues the jokes at Dan's expense.
-->'''The Jewker''': This is a winner's call.
* When asked why why he and his fellow players love ''Bomberman Act Zero'' despite the game's terrible reputation, Jon gives [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/c/3381000 this clip]] as evidence. It involves three players simultaneously having infinite line bombs power-ups for insane results.
* Before the first Bomberman Night, someone decided to complain about the fact that they had been waiting for over an hour for the stream to start. Jon responds by delaying the stream by 20 minutes and changing the title to reflect this.
* Tropers/DanTheEnigma is only a few hundred points away from getting a D rank, and is trying to earn the amount of points required to get said rank, leading to the inevitable jokes in the chat about Dan "wanting the D". [[ActuallyPrettyFunny He even joins in after a while.]]
* People start subscribing with hilarious usernames, such as "eggpleaser" and "Hey_Distraction". And after the latter subscribes, Jon naturally gets distracted and dies.
* Bomberman Act Zero has now spawned a [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9965565/1/Bomberman-Speech fanfic]]
* Any time Dan scores a kill on Jon has hilarious reactions.
-->'''Jon''': DAMMIT DAN!
* In the fifth stream, Jon comments on the increasing popularity of "It's still anyone's game":
-->'''Jon:''' Well, there are worse catchphrases to have. I should know, I have half of them.
* Jon's anti-[=MysticShaymin=] "rock opera" song in the seventh stream.
* Spaghetti O's
* In the closing Q&A session of the [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/b/512059370 5th Bomberman Night,]] (Starting at 4:32:25) Jon told us about all the places he's lived. This includes getting kicked out because of a roomate's poor diet, a house that was illegally set up as a suite, and several other crazy events. The funniest of all though, was the story of his 3rd home, which was inhabited by "Including, but not limited to:
** A PyroManiac
** A [[FurryFandom Furry]]
** An MMO Addict
** The Pirate from LazyTown
** A Christian Theology major who liked picking fights
** A 300lb emo girl who used to cut herself
** Her Ex-Wiccan Boyfriend
** And Butters from SouthPark."
*** One of the Co-Commentators then remarks that Jon was living in the real-life version of DrawnTogether.
* In the [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/b/559229138 most recent one]], Dan Wins the tournament, then challenges Jon for Double or nothing. And ends up getting steamrolled.
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* At the beginning Jon and Pcull need to make characters. Pat decides to go with a fat black man with deep british voice while Jon decides to make... Albert Wesker using the NolanNorth voice of course.
* Jons reaction to pretty much any cutscene or well known music piece in the game.
* Also his reaction to the Eagle and Horse Masks in the "Lets Pretend" store.
* Pcull ended up turning his Character into what Jon refers to as: "Gandalf the Pimp" after buying a Wizards Outfit in the same store.
* Wesker wildly licking a candy cane. And caroling.
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* The sequel stream is called "Fortune Cookie: I Survived MAGfest & All I Got Were These Games Edition".
** The "Bad Mystrey Magfest game" ''just'' beats out Taiko Drum Master. [[spoiler: It's a Barbie game.]]
** The "Bad Mystrey Magfest game" ''just'' beats out Taiko Drum Master. [[spoiler: It's a Barbie game.]]
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Jon has had so many funny [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon twitch stream]] moments that they deserve their own page. These are all either archived on Twitch or have been uploaded to [[https://www.youtube.com/user/ProtonJonLivestreams the Proton Jon Livestreams You Tube channel]].
* YOU WILL GIVE ME AN EGG!
* [[PunctuatedForEmphasis DIS! APP! OINT! ED!]]
* In one of Jon's early "Slam and Jam Time" streams, after discussing the Die Hard franchise his co-commentators (and the chat) become obsessed with making crossover titles based on adding "...or Die Hard" onto anything and everything.
* In another early stream, after Jon has shown off his extensive collection of weird gifs, he finishes with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cMfN0ggoojg#t=3898 the story of how he went to a Halloween party dressed as one of the Blues Brothers]], [[ContrivedCoincidence only to meet someone there]] dressed as the ''other'' Blues Brother.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=HTq3-sWmh-M#t=2218 Jon decides to play Sonic 3 and Knuckles]]. First it takes him several attempts and cartridge-blowing before the lock-on technology works, and then he discovers that the person he bought the cartridges off was some kind of Sonic prodigy, because he has six or seven saved files with all the Chaos Emeralds and maxed out lives and continues. Jon immediately gets an inferiority complex and keeps pre-emptively apologising for not living up to the previous owner by explaining he was a Nintendo kid growing up.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=4-55UhDNrKE#t=929 Jon explains he can't pay attention to messages]] because he has to concentrate on a hard ''F-Zero'' race. Patrick decides to troll him by setting him a fake algebra problem to distract him. [[HoistByTheirOwnPetard Jake then gets him back on Jon's behalf]] by setting Patrick a ''real'' calculus problem, which Patrick then proceeds to actually start solving while Jon continues to race.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=bIK0G0wMhA8&t=1551 Batman]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=022NYvzSL5c&t=299 and the Chocolate Factory]].
** Shortly after the former, [[{{LetsPlay/Pcull44444}} Patrick]] wonders what it would be like if [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises Bane]] were the host of various children's shows, including Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood
-->'''Patrick''': ''(as Bane)'' So let's tie our shoes and get ready to destroy [Mrs. Robinson]! Do you remember how to tie your shoes, kids? First the bunny goes round the tree and then you strangle the life from it!
* Jon plays the WiiU version of Tekken Tag Tournament 2, which adds Nintendo-themed costumes for the characters. The results are...interesting.
** Jon plays as Kuma the bear in a Mario costume...
--> '''Jon:''' GO KUMA! I mean...Go Mario! ...Go Kumario? ''[[DragonBallZ Goku Mario!]]'' [[XMeetsY Actually that sounds pretty good]].
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=6R2ZEK9L5ZU&t=635 Disco Toad]].
** The RunningGag that whenever Jon says he sucks at using a particular Tekken character, he ends up winning in a ridiculously fast CurbStompBattle, in a sort of reverse version of the Let's Play curse.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=6R2ZEK9L5ZU&t=1304 Panda Peach]], that is all.
** Jon's quest to get an all Captain Falcon fight ends up with him fighting himself while simultaneously commentating. And it is glorious!
* Jon decided to stream ''VideoGame/DeadOrAlive Extreme Beach Volley Ball'' as a favor to {{Lucahjin}} and absolute chaos ensues. Jon gains at least twelve subscribers and spends nearly an hour [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/c/3151122 trying to drive Tina off a water slide]] in the most amazing way he possibly can.
** Accompanied, of course, by bursts of R.Kelly's "I Believe I Can Fly".
** Around 40 minutes in, Lucah starts to ''die'' laughing, and Jon soon joins her.
** As if that wasn't enough, one of Jon's subscribers dug up ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gGOJI5da8E this]]''.
** Prior to the waterslide incident, there's Jon's reaction to the fact that Lucah is such an expert on the game, and his [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe incredulous responses]] when so many people start subscribing during the stream of that game.
* Jon plays a [[TheRunawayGuys Runaway Guys]] [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/c/2946681 Dating Sim]]
-->'''Jon''': The problem with bringing up streaming something stupid to the livestream chat is that they want to actually see said dumb thing.
** Right before playing this game, someone asks Jon if he was trapped on an island, and he had a choice between being alone forever or being with LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} forever, which would he pick. Jon chooses [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming being with Chugga]], on account of him actually not being too hyper when only one other person is around and saying he would actually be useful in that type of situation. Cue someone in the call with him...
--> [[DeadpanSnarker Just in case a boat passes by]] [[NoIndoorVoice three miles away?]]
* [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/c/3263470 Pepsiman: The World's greatest non-superhero]].
* It's become something of a RunningGag that Jon gets the largest amount of subscribers when things are going really stupid, which makes Jon even more exasperated at the already ludicrous situation... [[{{Troll}} which is probably the intention of said subscribers.]]
* Playing VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3 on a Retron, he accidentally kicked the cartridge, which caused it to fail to connect to the console properly. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CIBrncUxwg This is the result.]]
** The ''very beginning''
-->'''Proton Jon:''' Okay, we're gonna play SUPER BGGAGABGABAYU. ...Ooon the NES.
*** Made better by the fact that his co-commenters ''had no idea of what was happening'', they could only hear Proton speaking.
** All the glitched text forming nonsense words that sound vaguely German or Japanese...
*** The end-of-level message that reads "YOU GOT A EARD!" instead of "YOU GOT A CARD!", which Jon reads as "YOU GOT A BEARD!"
*** Toad's strangely poetic comment "Pntttptnpn to a faraway land" in a mushroom house.
*** Jon reading the on-screen text "WRCCIXR G1 WRP ZINR!"
** As commenters point out, Jon gets screwed over by invisible coin blocks...[[CallBack again]].
** Jon notes that a glitched 1-up appears in the game as the letter P and comments "[[ThatCameOutWrong Man, I got a P!]]"
** Jon plays up to World 8 because he wants to see what glitched Bowser looks like...[[SpringtimeForHitler only for the game]] to ''start healing itself'' enroute.
** It starts glitching again a bit later, and Jon has to get up to Bowser while being unable to see the lava for the glitches...[[spoiler:and Bowser turns out to be perfectly normal]].
** in addition to the glitchiness, Somehow in the midst of the chaos, Jon's soundboard when someone subscribes changes from "YOU WILL GIVE ME AN EGG" to [[MortalKombat MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!]]
** Jon reads out the heavily glitched credits as best he can, then the game resets...and the title screen has reverted to normal, to his surprise.
** Jon reading from the comments "Jon beat World 4, but it's still anyone's gurflgrgl!"
** On the same note as that "You will give us an ERGGUURGH?!"
** One of the subscribers during the livestream tells Jon "I thought you weren't doing any more ROM hacks", causing Jon to laugh and respond with "Touche".
* During a game of WheelOfFortune with {{Lucahjin}}, DanTheEnigma, and PsychoticGex (the latter of whom were teamed up for sake of having room for all 4 players), Lucah ended up temporarily [[RageQuit leaving the skype call]] for all of 2 minutes. Meanwhile, Jon, Dan, and Gex are just laughing their asses off.
** To give some context as to why that happened: the group is playing the game in hotseat multiplayer, relaying their decisions for Jon to carry out via Skype. On the second puzzle of the session, after a few turns as normal, both "Gex the Enigma" (the team of two) and Lucah both figure out the puzzle while Jon (who was already in the lead) doesn't have a clue. Jon spins for Gex, and gets a Bankrupt. He then spins for Lucah, and lands on a Miss a Turn. The other two already call shenanigans, only for Jon to pick another letter, realize the answer, but spin one more time for score... [[spoiler: he lands on the jackpot space and immediately secures it. The other three promptly rage, Lucah getting so vitriolic she actually drops the call.]]
** Later, the chat actually made a ''[[CrackPairing Lucah/Mexican Pizza]]'' fanfic!
* In some other ''Wheel of Fortune'' matches, Jon wins the final prize of "FUN" while guest John ([[InsistentTerminology with a H]]) wins "the Eiffel Tower" (according to Jon slightly misinterpreting the prize cutscenes).
** And then [[SuperJeenius Jake]] wins "the Pyramids, and a boat, and some water for the boat to go in".
* At one point Jon ended up streaming Superman 64 due to the game he was supposed to play not working and with the night's stream being titled "Hopefully Not Breaking My Games For Once" edition you'd expect the game to break. [[spoiler:Jon's computer crashed instead]]
* At [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/b/486995749 1 hour 24 minutes]] into this stream, Skitch accidentally says "that episode of ''Film/FaceOff''" instead of 'that movie'. This segues into Jon and the others discussing a hypothetical spinoff series of ''Film/FaceOff'' where NicolasCage takes on a different face and persona every week and has to help people, similar to ''Series/QuantumLeap''.
** Around 3:30, Jon calls out [=LiamSixx=] for previously saying he lived 3 hours away from Jon in Alberta, and now saying he only lives 1 hour away. Liam defensively says he got it wrong...
--> '''Liam:''' Look, which direction is Medicine Hat from you?
--> '''Jon:''' [[CrazyAwesome ...EVERY direction!]]
** And then Lucah, who's stayed quiet, dismisses all this as "Canadian talk".
* [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/c/3338423 Die Hard stream]]:
** [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Jon's reaction]] to the game's terrible John [=McClane=] voice.
** Breakdancing John [=McClane=].
** Around 3:25, Jon ignores his gun and tries just rolling around between the enemies as they fire at him. Cue FiveSecondForeshadowing:
-->'''Jon:''' Maybe if I keep doing this they'll just shoot each other - THEY SHOT EACH OTHER! THEY SHOT EACH OTHER!
** He then realises that [[GoodBadBugs you can't take damage while you're rolling]]. [[GameBreaker And you can fire as you're rolling]].
** Jon's reaction to the game's idiosyncratic quit-game option screen (around 17:30).
* The [[VideoGame/MegamanLegends Servbot]] [[ComedicSociopathy punting]] during the Kasumi89 stream. Possibly trumping that is when [[spoiler: one of the bots gets ''stuck in a wall'']].
* The Fortune Cookie gives Jon the original 8-bit ''SuperMarioBros'' as one of his choices and the chat favours that one. He's worried because he hasn't played it "since before the N64 came out", but after a few touch-and-go moments, manages to beat it. Happily he celebrates with a soundboard clip...
-->'''Soundboard:''' DIS! APP! OINT! ED!
-->'''Jon:''' ...That was not the sound clip I wanted!
* Jon moves house and for his first stream in his new house, he starts out with ''The New Tetris''. He sets up a game with the hardest-level AI 'to see how long I can last' and comments on how he only expects the game to last two or three minutes, especially given how he's got to converse with the chat at the same time and isn't paying much attention to the game. Then, in the middle of him saying this, the game abruptly ends-
-->'''Jon:''' ''[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome I WON?!]]'' [[BigWhat WHAT?!!]]
* After LetsPlay/{{Pcull44444}} and [=LiamSixx=] had both done speedruns on their own channels that night, Jon decides to do his own speedrun... [[spoiler: Color A Dinosaur]]. ''And people start subscribing as he does it''.
* In ''Payday 2'', all four members of the team deciding to use the Santa Claus mask for the first mission.
* Jon uses a straw poll system so his viewers/subscribers can choose which of the fortune cookie's selections (and his own) he should play. However, occasionally he also uses it to ask them secondary questions like what character he should play as. This escalates out of hand when they're even using it to [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder determine the answers to trivial rhetorical questions Jon asks]] such as "Will [[LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} Emile]] mention ''Xenoblade'' or ''Pokemon'' first the next time Jon sees him", and on one occasion the chat even managed to ''crash the straw poll setup'' with too many polls.
* Jon plays ''Snoopy's Silly Sports Spectacular'' and becomes obsessed with trying to beat the seemingly impossible pole vault. He finally manages it...due to looking away from the screen at the crucial moment.
* During ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Hyperstone Heist'':
--> (After Jon says 'Liam has the best stories')
--> '''[=LiamSixx=]''': [Chat says] "Liam, tell me a bedtime story". "Everybody died. The end."
--> '''Jon:''' That story sucks!
--> '''Liam:''' "...And they lived happily ever after".
--> '''Jon:''' That's a much better story.
** Later, while Jon is fighting Pizza Monsters that look like xenomorphs:
---> '''Liam:''' [[ShapedLikeItself Why does every alien in the history of aliens always look like ]] ''[[ShapedLikeItself Alien]]''?
* During [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/b/494846327 the first stream of 2014]] (a Fortune Cookie stream), somebody subscribes with the name "[=YouWillGiveMeAnEggDotCom=]". Jon thinks the name is funny enough on its own, but then somebody gets the idea to try the URL, and finds that it redirects to Jon's Twitch page.
** The ''Anime/SailorMoon'' fighting game. Highlights include the story Jon makes up to complement the first cutscene (acting as though he's translating the Japanese text), his bafflement at the brutality of the grabs (headbutts, slaps, ''[[WrestlerInAllOfUs powerbombs]]''), Chibi Moon "eating" the opponents face, [=DanTheEnigma=] continuously questioning why Tuxedo Mask is on the continue screen in the chat, and somebody pointing out the ContrivedCoincidence of struggling against Sailor Mercury, when [[CallBack earlier in the stream]] he was struggling against the similarly named Mercurius in a Gundam fighting game.
** Speaking of struggling against Mercurius, he expresses frustration with one move in particular, which he dubs the [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything "Erection Shield"]].
** The Barbie game. From their reactions to the acting, to Lucahjin saying "clean My Balls" (their name for the pony) and the chat going wild with it, to Jirard showing up in the chat and treating the pony washing as a competitive sport.
** Jon plays ''Bomberman 64: The Second Attack''. First he accidentally refers to it as ''Bomberman Act Zero: The Second Attack'' out of habit, and then the first bit of dialogue in the game refers to "picking up an unusual egg", [[ContrivedCoincidence fitting hilariously well with the established running gag]].
* During one of his streams in October, someone (or multiple people) kept subscribing to his channel. This wouldn't be anything strange, except that 20 or so of them were all variations on Chugga's username, puns/jokes involving his username, and one that was simply "Chugga Wants An Egg". Jon and the chat was wondering if Chugga was doing this on purpose to see how many eggs Jon would give him before he asked him to stop. Jon didn't stop because (a) Either way he was getting 5 bucks a subscription and if whoever was doing it wanted to keep giving Jon money then so be it, and (b) he thought it was hilarious.
* Jon ended streaming ''VideoGame/{{Drakkhen}}'', for one specific reason:
--> '''Jon''': [[FrickinLaserBeams LAS]][[RuleOfCool ER]] [[PantheraAwesome PAN]][[ItMakesSenseInContext THER!]]
* During Jon's stream of [[VideoGame/ShikigamiNoShiro Castle Shikigami 2]], Jon and the chat makes a sudden realization that the character he's playing as is voiced by [[HeyItsThatVoice Chris]] [[RogerCraigSmith Red]][[VideoGame/ResidentEvil field]].
--> '''Jon''': [[BigYES YES!]]
* Jon's determination to play City Escape while streaming VideoGame/SonicGenerations. (He then played the original City Escape after finding out that the Generations remake was not as good as the original and got a D rank.)
* [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/b/496057028 All]] of McPixel (starts around 1:52:50)
--> '''Jon''': That was not the solution.
* {{LetsPlay/Lucahjin}} was over at Jon's house to hang out on the [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/b/498238054 Jan. 25th stream]], at one point ''VideoGame/KatamariDamacy'' came up and things got very surreal;
** Skitch brought up the "Ban Doge" petition on the government website, and went on a nearly fifteen minute insane, rambling improvised story about a teacher whose life was ruined because of Doge, by the end of it Jon and Gex are both awestruck.
*** Halfway through, Gex interrupts to mention that a new subscriber has signed up with the username "John Doge Johnson", then name of the teacher in Skitch's story.
** Lucah (who may or may not have been groggy from lack of sleep) went into a berserker rage at Jon's poor play, concluding with her playing the next round and screwing up ''even worse''.
** And then Gex, [[ButtMonkey Poor Gex]]. He meant to say "knack", but his words slipped and he accidentally blurted out the N-word. Lucah's fake offense was a bit too real and Gex sulked off. What followed was several minutes of Lucah pleading him to come back, even saying "It's okay! I'm racist too!". Trainwreck would be a bit of an understatement for how it goes from there.
* Jon and G's adventures in ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5'':
** G attempting to stun Wesker with the stun rod. [[spoiler:And ''succeeding''.]]
** After the stun rod, They detonate a rocket with ROTTEN EGGS. and then with a KNIFE.
* VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs Winning the straw-poll vote.
* "Bird, Bird, Water!!"
** Meanwhile, the chat just blows up with puns:
-->'''Zach110 & Pikmin3411''': Laser Raven!
-->'''Ninjapupftw''': DEATH WATER.
* The RunningGag that "Jon's audience hates Contra" - whenever a Contra game appears as a straw poll option it gets under 5% of the vote, much to Jon's bafflement.
* During Jon's inaugural "Choose Your Own Adventure" stream, he lets the audience vote on what to do for the first hour. The "Mystery Option" wins by a landslide... [[spoiler:and Jon immediately ends the stream. [[note]]Well, not really, but that was what the Mystery Option was supposed to be. Since it was the first option chosen, Jon decided to continue the stream and play ''Star Fox 2'' instead.[[/note]]]]
* The "Non-Titanfall" stream reveals just how [[LargeHam large a ham]] [[{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}} Emile]] is: according to Jon, every time he screams on {{LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys}}, they mute his mic, but it's so loud ''everybody elses mics'' picks up the sound instead.
** Near the start, Jon plays ''Ghostbusters'' and a commenter points out that he's [=ProtonJon=] using a Proton Stream on a [=ProtonJon=] Stream.
--->'''Jon:''' We have officially become too meta.
** Jon gets annoyed that people are asking about Superman 64 when there's an update about it "right under the stream", prompting this:
-->'''LetsPlay/{{Pcull44444}} (singing, as Sebastian from ''Disney/TheLittleMermaid''):''' Under da stream, under da stream! There is an update, about Su-per-man, under da stream!
** Jon plays ''WarOfTheMonsters'' after a confused mess of straw polls, during which Pcull [[GodwinsLaw accuses Jon of being Hitler]] for restricting straw poll use, and Jon's fans promptly make photoshops about it. Then, during the game, after Jon (playing as Magmo) uses the phrase "[[EverybodyLovesRaymond Everybody Loves Magmo]]", he and Pcull conceive a sitcom about giant monsters. "It ain't easy being thirty feet tall! ([[ReadingTheStageDirectionsOutLoud LAUGH TRACK]])"
* The 3/23/2014 Choose Your Own Adventure Stream actually has a story in which every spoiler tag was chosen by the viewers. [[spoiler: {{Chuggaaconroy}}]] was murdered at [[spoiler: the Tokyo Game Show]] by [[spoiler: {{Lucahjin}}]] using [[spoiler: Chugga's voice]] and will be defended in court by [[spoiler: {{Phoenix Wright}}]].
** During {{VideoGame/XCOM Enemy Unknown}}, Jon chose 4 members of the chat to be part of the initial team with moderator [[Characters/ProtonJon DanTheEnigma]] being one of them. [[TemptingFate Dan made a Straw Poll to determine who the first casualty of the team would be.]] 60% of the voters voted for Dan to be the first one to die.
*** Ironically enough, [[TakeThat Dan's character was one of the only two to emerge from the mission uninjured]], even scoring the mission-ending kill. Much to Dan's dismay, the game assigned his character as a [[CombatMedic support]] instead of a [[MightyGlacier Heavy]] who specializes in heavy weaponry and [[BombermanActZero explos]][[RunningGag ives.]]
* Jon ended up playing Bad Rats.
* At the start of his "[[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/b/518015910 Pre-PAX Panic]]" stream, Jon keeps coming up with excuses to put off starting the game (GoatSimulator) because he wants to keep listening to an awesome remix of the [[SonicAndKnuckles Flying Battery Zone music]] that someone linked him to.
** At 1:50, Jon uses his 3DSes to take pictures of his stream, creating a DivideByZero infinity effect.
** At 2:40, Jon (playing ''Jak X: Combat Racing'' somehow manages to [[EpicFail fail the tutorial]].
* In "Random Game Night: Artik Skarab Edition", Lucah reads the username of a subscriber ("Ravagetalon") as "Rava getalon" instead of "Ravage talon".
** The Jaws game he played. Only it wasn't the infamous NES game, it was a ps2 game where you play as Jaws...and can bodyslam boats. And Jaws himself got powerbombed by a killer whale when Jon tried to kill it.
** The "mystery game" Alien 3 for the Game Boy features a stick weapon with a [[FreudWasRight rather unfortunate shape]]. Jon promptly dubs it the "Dickstick". {{Hilarity ensues}}.
** Masae and Lucah are, in general, ''ridiculously silly'' while Jon tries to play Golden Eye. Jon, however, is focusing intently on the game, ignoring the two girls. When they point out what he's doing, Jon replies "How do you think I deal with Emile?"
** Jon eventually tries bringing in LetsPlay/{{Pcull44444}} to try and end the madness, only to make it worse. He tries doing a FissionMailed fake-out of the stream ending to make them all leave, but Lucah ''figures out what he's doing right as he presses the stream-end button'', ruining it.
* From "Misfortune Cookie Test Stream":
** Jon starts out playing the ''Robocop'' game by the same people who made ''VideoGame/{{Superman 64}}'', and it turns out to be almost as bad.
** Then he moves on to the main point of the night, doing a Fortune Cookie but then choosing the winners with different methods such as the ''last'' place game winning, or the third place, etc. [[HilarityEnsues However]], for his first one the Cookie decides to troll him by ''continuously'' giving him [=RPG=]s as options (which Jon won't use because they take too long to get going).
** Jon plays "Overlord" and guest Tenmar creeps him out by talking about Jon while imitating the sycophantic sidekick's voice in that game.
** Jon "plays" ''VideoGame/DukeNukemForever'' (actually spending most of the time fooling around with the minigames) and [[{{Corpsing}} corpses]] with laughter whenever he sees Duke's wooden animations in the mirror, especially when he twirls a swivel chair. When he goes to the gallery of images from the first game he remembers that the villain was called "Dr. Proton" (and Duke just refers to him as "Proton" in dialogue), leading to some fun moments. Then at the end of the session we get this:
--> '''Jon:''' I guess we're done with Duke Nukem Forever.
--> '''Jewker:''' [[QuipToBlack You might say we're done with Duke Nukem]]...''[[IncrediblyLamePun forever]]''.
--> (Jon [[SlowClap Slow Claps]] Jewker for almost a minute)
** One of the options on the next Cookie is ''[[VideoGame/{{VirtualON}} Virtual-ON Oratorio Tangram]]'', which Jewker refers to as "Virtual Ontario Tangerine".
* In "The Runaway Guys Stream":
** At the start, Jon gets so many subscribers so fast that he can't finish a sentence in his conversation with Chugga and Tim without having to give someone an egg.
** Jon starts out by playing ''VideoGame/WheelOfFortune'' and the chat looks forward [[EpicFail to Chugga failing as usual]], and [[SelfDeprecation Chugga himself comments]] that his play might as well be "[[TwitchPlaysPokemon Twitch Plays Wheel of Fortune]]". [[spoiler: [[SpringtimeForHitler Then Chugga actually wins the first game!]] ]] He returns to form later though with the guess (for TV show title category) of "The Molded Gurus" for ''[[spoiler:Series/TheGoldenGirls]]''.
*** Special mention goes to the first "High-Low" minigame. Emile is up first, and everyone in the chat is expecting another high-[[JustForPun caliber]] goof-up from him. Then comes the clue: [[spoiler: [[WesternAnimation/IceAge I]]]][[WesternAnimation/IceAge ce ]][[spoiler: [[WesternAnimation/IceAge A]]]][[WesternAnimation/IceAge ge]].
** The Guys play ''Mario Party 6'', but Chugga forgets to change the disc in the Wii and it comes up as ''VideoGame/PokemonXDGaleOfDarkness'', his last LP, to an amused reaction from Jon.
** Emile says ''one thing'' that unleashes quite possibly the greatest parade of silliness and fan art in ''the history of mankind'', a parade so funny that simply describing it doesn't do it justice. In fact, if you don't want too many spoilers, [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/c/4303291 here's the link to the stream]], but if one truly wants an idea of what the whole thing was about...
---> '''Emile:''' [[spoiler:[[AccidentalInnuendo Should we do Daisy on hard?]]]]
*** It gets even better down the line when they get to a mini-game where Chugga's character is inside a small box Daisy is holding.
----> '''Emile:''' [[AccidentalInnuendo I'm inside Daisy's]] [[UpToEleven heart-shaped box.]]\\
'''Tim:''' ''*sighs*'' Oh my god.\\
'''Jon:''' You know what that is, right?\\
'''Emile:''' No, I just know it's a song.\\
'''Jon:''' Jesus [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Christ, Emile. ''*to Tim*'' Do... you want to tell him or should we just leave it open to intepretation?\\
'''Emile:''' I don't know what it means!\\
'''Jon:''' What would a [[CountryMatters heart-shaped-box be?!]]\\
'''Emile:''' I dunno, a box of chocolate on Valentines' Day?\\
'''Jon:''' [[BigOMG Oh my God, Emile!]]
*** The fact that it takes a full minute and Jon telling him point-blank before Emile realizes what it means.
--> '''Jon:''' [[spoiler: IT MEANS VAGINA!]]
** Emile spends the whole time between making dirty jokes and not getting other's dirty jokes.
** At the end Jon is practically dying of laughter and Chugga suggests his gravestone should bear the words "Death By Fanart".
* In "Fortune Cookie Back Home Edition":
** Jon accidentally mutes his mike and doesn't realise because guest commentator DanTheEnigma apparently seems to be replying to his comments without actually hearing them. Dan declares himself "the King of Predictions".
** Jon plays ''Animal Crossing'' for the first time, names his character "Wesker♪" and his town "Eggtopia".
--> '''Jon (as Wesker♪)''': This tree represents life, [[LargeHam just like I will control all YOUR lives!]]
** The HurricaneOfPuns from the chat based around the idea that Dan wants to get a job purely so he can afford to buy a Wii U. Made even funnier when [[WebAnimation/MattNDusty ThatAmericanSlacker]] asks Dan if there's any photos of him to photoshop. Dan obliges, HilarityEnsues.
** Jon tells stories about events that happened while he was with The Runaway Guys including Chuggaaconroy ripping his pants while trying to imitate a fan video of their Mario Paty four Let's Play, Tim ripping a huge fart in the middle of a restaurant twice, and Chugga using a toy rocket laucher as a penis pump.
*** Whenever Jon would start telling one of these stories, Slacker would post [[http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/150/8/5/uncle_jon_story_time_by_thatamericanslacker-d7kegei.jpg this pic]] in the chat.
* From the "Impromptu SuperMarioStrikers" Tournament
** One of Jon's friends, SlurpeeNinja, became Jon for most of the night
** The chat becomes obsessed with Jon's hat resulting in things like fanfiction of the hat.
** Similarly, the chat becomes obsessed with KirbyAirRide
-->'''Chat:''' Air Ride or Riot
** This reaches its logical conclusion when the chat claims that [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Jon is hiding a copy of Air Ride under his hat]].
* "Fortune Cookie: Remembering What Home Is Like Edition": Tom Fawkes relentlessly uses his mic's voice changer to bring a slew of jokes, such as seductive [[{{Franchise/Transformers}} Megatron]] and [[LargeHam THE VOICE OF GOD]]. Points for when he impersonates Psycho Mantis and quickly points out it wasn't a mic effect, but rather just speaking into a cup.
** Later on Skitch gets in the call and becomes a Speak & Spell
-->'''Speak & Spell Skitch:''' You. Will. ''Give.'' Me. An. Egg.
** The madness that was [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB9-FSC4WCk Freddi Fish]]. ALL HAIL THE BLOOD FISH GOD!
*** With Jon saying the dialogue in a silly voice and Lucah egging him on.
*** Lucah claims to have 300 hours logged on the game on her Steam account. Tom assumes it's a silly joke, checks, and is rendered speechless when he finds out she's serious.
*** Jon claims that Grandma Grouper's icon on the sign looks like 'old Donatello' and then they proceed to name her after a different Ninja Turtles character every time.
** The first game Jon plays is ''VideoGame/KirbyAirRide'' after the chat's previous obsession with it (see above) and he starts a new file with nothing unlocked. After his first race...
-->'''Jon:''' I unlocked something, what did I unlock? [[LargeHam I UNLOCKED]] ''[[MundaneMadeAwesome CONFETTI!]]''
** At the chat's suggestion, Tom tries to imitate Jon's Waluigi voice, but it turns into a SurferDude / "Film/BillAndTed" Waluigi.
--> '''Jon ([[MindScrew as Tom as Jon as Waluigi]])''': Eh! Waluigi! I'm gonna go get some gnarly waves, dude!
** Jon plays ''Sonic Adventure 1'' and Tom claims that Dr Eggman was renamed Robotnik in America because of the RedScare. This leads to he and Skitch having a [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotDidactic deep and meaningful discussion about Cold War symbolism in Sonic]], in which they claim Tails represents the Chernobyl disaster (as he has two tails), Knuckles is Communist China, Shadow is the CIA and Rouge is apartheid South Africa.
--> '''Tom:''' This is the worst conspiracy theory ever!
--> '''Skitch:''' Or the ''best.''
* "Fortune Cookie: Haven't Finished Unpacking Yet Edition":
** Jon starts out by playing a Contra game before the first cookie, as it's the only way his "Contra-hating audience" will ever let him play one.
** Gex orders a pizza, and uses a straw poll to have the chat viewers pick which pizza chain he should order from, what toppings he should have, and [[OverlyLongGag which slice he should eat first, based on compass directions]].
** The chat's FlatWhat reaction when Jon shows them just how bad ''Resident Evil Gaiden'' is after they vote for it.
** ''[=CrossworDS=]'' beating out ''VideoGame/SurgeonSimulator2013'' by only 216 votes, and consequently beating ''VideoGame/DarkSoulsII'' in viewership.
*** After it wins the straw poll, Jon loads up ''[=CrossworDS=]'' only to remember that it's displayed sideways on the DS screen and so appears turned ninety degrees on the stream.
** ''Personal Trainer: Walking'' winning with 50% of strawpoll votes, and beating ''[[VideoGame/DarkSouls Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition]]''.
** During a game of ''Wheel of Fortune'' with Gex and Tom while backloggery was down, we get a truly epic example of GoodBadBugs. After Gex guesses the final letter of the puzzle, he suddenly only has 2 seconds to solve it. It switched over to Tom's turn... [[spoiler:[[HilarityEnsues and the timer started counting]] '''[[HilarityEnsues up]]''']]. The three of them simply stare at the screen for a solid twenty minutes laughing, complete with people sporadically subscribing, Jon playing ''every single sound on his computer'' as a response, and the [[spoiler: timer going past '''''1000''''']]. It got to the point where Jon specifically limited what games they could play just so it could keep going, and replaced the egg sound with the Wheel of Fortune jingle for the rest of the night. The cherry on top? The one exception to the [=RPG=] rule, ''{{VideoGame/Chrono Trigger}}'', '''[[HolyShitQuotient showed up in the Fortune Cookie for the very first time afterwards]]'''.
--> '''Random Person in chat:''' Who would have thought that ''Surgeon Simulator'' would be the '''low point''' of tonight?
** The best part? Jon left the game running after the stream finished and [[spoiler: '''[[https://twitter.com/Proton_Jon/status/496591200452096000/photo/1 the timer actually broke 10,000.]]''']]
* In the following "Never Trust a Timer" stream, Jon starts off with ''VideoGame/SonicBlastMan 2'' and initially plays as the character Captain Choyear, who he [[InsistentTerminology constantly refers to as]] "[[VideoGame/StreetFighter Guile]]" and then discovers that his uppercut attack looks rather like someone cheering, leading to the RunningGag of Jon putting on a cheerleader voice while playing as him.
** There's also Sonic Blast Man's "AH FAT FUH FRIDDUM" 16-bit voice clip.
** Jon has to leave early so he sets his Otacon alarm clock to remind him. It works...[[HilarityEnsues but he finds out there's no way to turn it off]].
---> '''Otacon:''' [[MostAnnoyingSound SNAAAAAAKE! SNAAAAAAKE! SNAAAAAAKE!]]
* Jon streams a romhack of ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time: Master Quest]]'' that replaces Link with Waluigi. After a while, he switches over to Fortune Cookie, only for ''Master Quest'' to show up in the ''first round'' of cookies and win with a commanding lead, so Waluigi's adventures continue... only to be impeached almost instantly.
** Jon plays the SNES ''Power Rangers'' game and the commentary and chat both dissolve into nostalgic discussions about the show and lampshading the RecruitTeenagersWithAttitude concept, until someone suggests Zordon should have recruited "a team of 18-Year-Old Jons with attitude". Cue the photoshops...
** Tom Fawkes' increasing bewilderment that the chat keeps picking his choice for game in almost every Fortune Cookie.
* From "Pre-Pre-PAX Prep Edition" stream:
** About to play ''VideoGame/PunchOut'', Jon leans over to reset his NES, knocks his desk and a Duke Nukem action figure falls on a Klaptrap model and knocks it onto Jon:
--> '''Jon''': Duke Nukem just threw a Klaptrap at me!
** Jon plays "Enter the Matrix" and manages to glitch it ''almost immediately'', getting the protagonist stuck in a door. He then proceeds to show off the mode where you play as anthropomorphic cars fighting each other, and has to fight himself with a contrioller in each hand as it's 2-player only.
* Jon plays ''VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac'' for the first time ever. His ''very first'' item? '''''[[GameBreaker Polyphemus]].'''''
* From the "recharged bandwidth" Stream:
** Jon tells the story of how he was stopped by TSA customs and was delayed a ton going to PAX East, because of having a second suitcase full of the games for Thrown Controllers.
** After Jon responds to fan questions about 1) Chuggaaconroy's illness and 2) Twitch's new policy muting the sound from sections of the VOD files for streams that have copyrighted music:
--> '''Tom Fawkes (singing to the tune of "Sugar Sugar" by The Archies):''' Chugga! Dah dah dah dah dah dah! The VOD file is now muted! Dah dah dah dah dah dah!
** ''Cooking Mama 4 ''
*** Corn Dogs on Everything.
** ''Rhythm Heaven Fever''
*** In the Double Date game, the funny background events that happen when a [[RunningGag football]] is kicked.
** ''ClockTower 2''
*** Alyssa touching 'a yellow liquid' (demon blood) coming out of a toilet.
*** Tom referencing the WebComic/AwkwardZombie Phoenix Wright comic.
*** Slowly opening/closing doors during a chase.
*** Getting killed by a falling painting.
** Having the stream muted because of the intermission music.
** ''Kirby 64''
*** Killing Adeline by touching her.
*** Him trying to get a DarthMaul lightsaber (spark + cutter), and failing.
*** His reaction to spark + fire.
**** ....and Dan posting a link to a clip from ''Dexter's Laboratory'' that's Dexter saying "my hair is on fire".
* From "Random Game Night - Multiplayer Mayhem":
** Jon plays ''Worms: Armageddon'' with a team of Worms named after Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger characters, and ''all'' their sound effects consist of the same clip of Arnold screaming.
** In a game of ''100% Orange Juice'', Lucahjin has horrible luck with dice rolls and even ''gets an achievement'' for failing every dice roll to be revived when she's died. She then loses her internet connection and an AI takes over her character...and proceeds to get great dice rolls and start winning. [=MattTetska=] then takes over Lucah's character and promptly starts losing again.
*** In the second round, [=PageOfHeart=] pisses the others off by playing as the GameBreaker FinalBoss character [[spoiler:Tomomo]]. Leading Jon and Dan become determined to beat him, and Lucah proceeds to quietly play a defensive strategy in the background which Jon doesn't notice [[spoiler:until she abruptly wins the game as Page was only a Main/RedHerring for Lucah]]. [[spoiler: '''Jon: I like how Page was like "I was the decoy!"''']]
--> '''Lucah:''' Yay, Page you're the best wingman- Y-You're the best OJ man.
** While playing ''Mario Kart 8'', after being asked if he'll ever write a book about his life, Jon jokes that he'll wait for [=LPing=] to collapse and then write a shocking insider's exposé:
--> '''Jon:''' What is Chuggaaconroy ''really'' like off-camera? Tune into this book to find out!
--> '''Lucah:''' How do you tune into a book?
--> '''Jon:''' ...[[MathematiciansAnswer Very carefully]].
* During the "Back to Organized Chaos Edition" stream,
** Magic Pengel came up as option and then everything went to chaos shortly after the peaceful title screen music.
*** Jon and chat could not contain how [[IronicNurseryTune silly the opening theme of the game was.]] '''LA LA LA LA LA LA LA'''
--> '''Jon:''' WHAT IS THIS SONG? *hysterical laughing*
*** Later as he made his first Doodle, he somehow ended up making a taco, [[YourFavorite which was obviously named Lucah during the process.]]
--> '''Jon:''' I think we just drew a taco. I think we legit just drew a taco.
** Jon plays ''VideoGame/DeadToRights''. The player character has a dog named Shadow, leading to several ''VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog'' jokes throughout the stream. For the last poll of the night, the last game that comes up is ''Shadow the Hedgehog'', much to Jon's amusement. The results of the Strawpoll were so skewed in that game's favor that its part of the results pie chart literally looked like Pac-Man.
** Speaking of which, Jon has never played the game before and the moment the intro started to play he cracked up laughing. He then came to the conclusion the game was bad after the second stage.
--> '''Jon:''' Too edgy for me man; I dunno if I can handle it. So much edge right now.
* From the 9/29/14 stream,
** Jon Starts out playing "VideoGame/HyruleWarriors", and then it comes up again 2 cookies later
*** And Ruto dying after drinking a health potion. She was even standing up in the Mission Failed screen.
** He also Plays NARC, a game where you can fail a mission by punching a fellow cop to death, come back to life by taking drugs, and kick a cop in the face while trying to take drugs.
** "VideoGame/ShovelKnight" also comes up, and Jon shows us the adventures of "Butt Butt" who wields the legendary butt blade to save his girl friend, Shield Butt form the tower of Fate. He has to fight against the Black Butt who tells him to 'steel thy butt' and help a goat decide whether to upgrade his butt or butt, or eat a tin can. He also meets a frog who wondered why Black Butt's butt was getting Closer, then it hit him.
*** or in simpler terms, he played Butt Mode.
* During the "[=SpoooOOOOoooky=] Stream with Lucahjin"...
** Lucah was terrified as crap during Videogame/FiveNightsAtFreddys while Jon grew increasingly bored of it.
** Jon scared Lucah with his Xbox controller's vibrations by [[NothingIsScarier letting it vibrate on the coffee table]] during a cutscene in [[FatalFrame Fatal Frame II]].
** Later on, they were told about Mio's running animation after one of Jon's mods, [=EightEK=], telling Jon to mash the run button. The result was Mio "sliding" across the screens stuck on a frame of her running animation.
--> '''Jon:''' Tony Hawwwwwwkkkkk, eat your heart ouuuuuutttttt.
* From the "Countdown to Something Else Breaking" stream:
** Jon plays a Sesame Street edutainment game, and on the difficulty select screen keeps spamming [[MostAnnoyingSound Elmo saying "Easy!"]] over and over. Later when one of the minigames is set on the moon, [=MegaGWolf=] jokes that there are moon landing conspiracy theorists who claim "We never went to the moon, we just sent Elmo there instead!" He then finds a hilarious review of the game that claims it is set in a post-apocalyptic setting.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG46r3mANWE All of the Mario Mix DDR playthrough]] is hilarious (especially as Jon and his co-commentators all go from ironically to non-ironically liking the game as it goes on) but in particular when Jon reacts to the ending as [[spoiler:Bowser admits his goal was to use the Music Keys to cure his tone deafness. Jon claims that Bowser was Chugga all along]].
** Jon plays a game called ''Egg Mania'' and Skitch sarcastically suggests that the IdiosyncraticDifficultyLevels will be things like [[IncrediblyLamePun 'Over Easy' and 'Hard Boiled']]. He turns out to be ''[[AccidentallyAccurate absolutely right]]''.
** Sailor Moon R opens with a CallBack to when Jon played the Sailor Moon fighting game with him making up a silly story to go along with the intro sequence. Later, he discovers [[WrestlerInAllOfUs Jupiter still has the powerbomb]] from said fighting game.
* From the SECOND [[TheRunawayGuys TRG]] stream:
** Punching.
** Emile putting a mug on his head and getting tea leaves all over himself and the couch, because a fan asked him to put a bowl on his head.
** [[BlatantLies Jon's Mother]] joining in the final round of Fibbage.
* Jon tries to livestream some ''Halo Reach'', but the audio doesn't work for some reason. He loads up ''Fibbage'' to test the audio, and gets the hilariously unfitting lounge ''Fibbage'' music playing over ''Halo Reach''. He starts playing through the game with said unfitting music, laughing the whole time at how calm it is compared to the serious nature of the game.
** "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Why's Jon punching emus on an alien planet while elevator music plays in the background?]]"
** During the above moment, Jon is unaware that his punching is in tune to the ''Fibbage'' music.
** He also doesn't realize that killing a civilian gets you attacked by the others. So he kills a civilian, and [[KnifeNut Emile]] kills him. Cue chat explosion about [[LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} Emile]] killing him.
** For context, Tom Fawkes had been suggesting ''Halo Reach'' on the Fortune Cookie for ''months'', only for the chat never to pick it ([[TheGadfly it nearly won on one occasion just because Tom had been forced to drop out of the call and would have missed it]]). It finally won because ''[[ContrivedCoincidence it appeared as a random Cookie choice at the same time]]'' and the chat took it as a sign. Tom promptly took a photo of his joyful reaction, but the reflection off his glasses made it look like his eyes were staring in opposite directions.
* Pre-Magfest Prep stream:
** ''Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts:''
*** The Infallacycle. Jon uses the robust vehicle editor to create the silliest car he can think of, and, well, he probably succeeded. He starts off by putting wheels ''everywhere'' on the thing, doing some minor tweaks so that it actually moves around. Afterwords, he gets excited at the thought of attaching jet engines to it, only to discover he only has one. He attaches it anyways, not even on center mind you, just to see what happens. [[spoiler: It flies. No teetering, no wobbling, no turning upside down. '''It just flies fucking perfectly''']].
*** Jon loads up [[TankGoodness a tank]].
-->'''Tom:''' Why does your tank have a jet engine?
-->'''Jon:''' Because! ''Would you not want a tank with a jet engine!?''
** The insane push from the chat to make the next game ''Revolt'' instead of ''Rhythm Heaven Fever'', going from 17% behind to 4% ahead.
** Bassmaster2000
*** The first 'day' he sets the air temperature to 100C, killing all the fish
*** One of Co-commentators ([[LetsPlay/Pcull44444]]) [[Main/RamblingOldManMonologue tells stories from 'back in his day']]
*** He manages to catch the same fish twice
Jon has had so many funny [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon twitch stream]] moments that they deserve their own page. These are all either archived on Twitch or have been uploaded to [[https://www.youtube.com/user/ProtonJonLivestreams the Proton Jon Livestreams You Tube channel]].
* YOU WILL GIVE ME AN EGG!
* [[PunctuatedForEmphasis DIS! APP! OINT! ED!]]
* In one of Jon's early "Slam and Jam Time" streams, after discussing the Die Hard franchise his co-commentators (and the chat) become obsessed with making crossover titles based on adding "...or Die Hard" onto anything and everything.
* In another early stream, after Jon has shown off his extensive collection of weird gifs, he finishes with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cMfN0ggoojg#t=3898 the story of how he went to a Halloween party dressed as one of the Blues Brothers]], [[ContrivedCoincidence only to meet someone there]] dressed as the ''other'' Blues Brother.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=HTq3-sWmh-M#t=2218 Jon decides to play Sonic 3 and Knuckles]]. First it takes him several attempts and cartridge-blowing before the lock-on technology works, and then he discovers that the person he bought the cartridges off was some kind of Sonic prodigy, because he has six or seven saved files with all the Chaos Emeralds and maxed out lives and continues. Jon immediately gets an inferiority complex and keeps pre-emptively apologising for not living up to the previous owner by explaining he was a Nintendo kid growing up.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=4-55UhDNrKE#t=929 Jon explains he can't pay attention to messages]] because he has to concentrate on a hard ''F-Zero'' race. Patrick decides to troll him by setting him a fake algebra problem to distract him. [[HoistByTheirOwnPetard Jake then gets him back on Jon's behalf]] by setting Patrick a ''real'' calculus problem, which Patrick then proceeds to actually start solving while Jon continues to race.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=bIK0G0wMhA8&t=1551 Batman]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=022NYvzSL5c&t=299 and the Chocolate Factory]].
** Shortly after the former, [[{{LetsPlay/Pcull44444}} Patrick]] wonders what it would be like if [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises Bane]] were the host of various children's shows, including Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood
-->'''Patrick''': ''(as Bane)'' So let's tie our shoes and get ready to destroy [Mrs. Robinson]! Do you remember how to tie your shoes, kids? First the bunny goes round the tree and then you strangle the life from it!
* Jon plays the WiiU version of Tekken Tag Tournament 2, which adds Nintendo-themed costumes for the characters. The results are...interesting.
** Jon plays as Kuma the bear in a Mario costume...
--> '''Jon:''' GO KUMA! I mean...Go Mario! ...Go Kumario? ''[[DragonBallZ Goku Mario!]]'' [[XMeetsY Actually that sounds pretty good]].
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=6R2ZEK9L5ZU&t=635 Disco Toad]].
** The RunningGag that whenever Jon says he sucks at using a particular Tekken character, he ends up winning in a ridiculously fast CurbStompBattle, in a sort of reverse version of the Let's Play curse.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=6R2ZEK9L5ZU&t=1304 Panda Peach]], that is all.
** Jon's quest to get an all Captain Falcon fight ends up with him fighting himself while simultaneously commentating. And it is glorious!
* Jon decided to stream ''VideoGame/DeadOrAlive Extreme Beach Volley Ball'' as a favor to {{Lucahjin}} and absolute chaos ensues. Jon gains at least twelve subscribers and spends nearly an hour [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/c/3151122 trying to drive Tina off a water slide]] in the most amazing way he possibly can.
** Accompanied, of course, by bursts of R.Kelly's "I Believe I Can Fly".
** Around 40 minutes in, Lucah starts to ''die'' laughing, and Jon soon joins her.
** As if that wasn't enough, one of Jon's subscribers dug up ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gGOJI5da8E this]]''.
** Prior to the waterslide incident, there's Jon's reaction to the fact that Lucah is such an expert on the game, and his [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe incredulous responses]] when so many people start subscribing during the stream of that game.
* Jon plays a [[TheRunawayGuys Runaway Guys]] [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/c/2946681 Dating Sim]]
-->'''Jon''': The problem with bringing up streaming something stupid to the livestream chat is that they want to actually see said dumb thing.
** Right before playing this game, someone asks Jon if he was trapped on an island, and he had a choice between being alone forever or being with LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} forever, which would he pick. Jon chooses [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming being with Chugga]], on account of him actually not being too hyper when only one other person is around and saying he would actually be useful in that type of situation. Cue someone in the call with him...
--> [[DeadpanSnarker Just in case a boat passes by]] [[NoIndoorVoice three miles away?]]
* [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/c/3263470 Pepsiman: The World's greatest non-superhero]].
* It's become something of a RunningGag that Jon gets the largest amount of subscribers when things are going really stupid, which makes Jon even more exasperated at the already ludicrous situation... [[{{Troll}} which is probably the intention of said subscribers.]]
* Playing VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3 on a Retron, he accidentally kicked the cartridge, which caused it to fail to connect to the console properly. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CIBrncUxwg This is the result.]]
** The ''very beginning''
-->'''Proton Jon:''' Okay, we're gonna play SUPER BGGAGABGABAYU. ...Ooon the NES.
*** Made better by the fact that his co-commenters ''had no idea of what was happening'', they could only hear Proton speaking.
** All the glitched text forming nonsense words that sound vaguely German or Japanese...
*** The end-of-level message that reads "YOU GOT A EARD!" instead of "YOU GOT A CARD!", which Jon reads as "YOU GOT A BEARD!"
*** Toad's strangely poetic comment "Pntttptnpn to a faraway land" in a mushroom house.
*** Jon reading the on-screen text "WRCCIXR G1 WRP ZINR!"
** As commenters point out, Jon gets screwed over by invisible coin blocks...[[CallBack again]].
** Jon notes that a glitched 1-up appears in the game as the letter P and comments "[[ThatCameOutWrong Man, I got a P!]]"
** Jon plays up to World 8 because he wants to see what glitched Bowser looks like...[[SpringtimeForHitler only for the game]] to ''start healing itself'' enroute.
** It starts glitching again a bit later, and Jon has to get up to Bowser while being unable to see the lava for the glitches...[[spoiler:and Bowser turns out to be perfectly normal]].
** in addition to the glitchiness, Somehow in the midst of the chaos, Jon's soundboard when someone subscribes changes from "YOU WILL GIVE ME AN EGG" to [[MortalKombat MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!]]
** Jon reads out the heavily glitched credits as best he can, then the game resets...and the title screen has reverted to normal, to his surprise.
** Jon reading from the comments "Jon beat World 4, but it's still anyone's gurflgrgl!"
** On the same note as that "You will give us an ERGGUURGH?!"
** One of the subscribers during the livestream tells Jon "I thought you weren't doing any more ROM hacks", causing Jon to laugh and respond with "Touche".
* During a game of WheelOfFortune with {{Lucahjin}}, DanTheEnigma, and PsychoticGex (the latter of whom were teamed up for sake of having room for all 4 players), Lucah ended up temporarily [[RageQuit leaving the skype call]] for all of 2 minutes. Meanwhile, Jon, Dan, and Gex are just laughing their asses off.
** To give some context as to why that happened: the group is playing the game in hotseat multiplayer, relaying their decisions for Jon to carry out via Skype. On the second puzzle of the session, after a few turns as normal, both "Gex the Enigma" (the team of two) and Lucah both figure out the puzzle while Jon (who was already in the lead) doesn't have a clue. Jon spins for Gex, and gets a Bankrupt. He then spins for Lucah, and lands on a Miss a Turn. The other two already call shenanigans, only for Jon to pick another letter, realize the answer, but spin one more time for score... [[spoiler: he lands on the jackpot space and immediately secures it. The other three promptly rage, Lucah getting so vitriolic she actually drops the call.]]
** Later, the chat actually made a ''[[CrackPairing Lucah/Mexican Pizza]]'' fanfic!
* In some other ''Wheel of Fortune'' matches, Jon wins the final prize of "FUN" while guest John ([[InsistentTerminology with a H]]) wins "the Eiffel Tower" (according to Jon slightly misinterpreting the prize cutscenes).
** And then [[SuperJeenius Jake]] wins "the Pyramids, and a boat, and some water for the boat to go in".
* At one point Jon ended up streaming Superman 64 due to the game he was supposed to play not working and with the night's stream being titled "Hopefully Not Breaking My Games For Once" edition you'd expect the game to break. [[spoiler:Jon's computer crashed instead]]
* At [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/b/486995749 1 hour 24 minutes]] into this stream, Skitch accidentally says "that episode of ''Film/FaceOff''" instead of 'that movie'. This segues into Jon and the others discussing a hypothetical spinoff series of ''Film/FaceOff'' where NicolasCage takes on a different face and persona every week and has to help people, similar to ''Series/QuantumLeap''.
** Around 3:30, Jon calls out [=LiamSixx=] for previously saying he lived 3 hours away from Jon in Alberta, and now saying he only lives 1 hour away. Liam defensively says he got it wrong...
--> '''Liam:''' Look, which direction is Medicine Hat from you?
--> '''Jon:''' [[CrazyAwesome ...EVERY direction!]]
** And then Lucah, who's stayed quiet, dismisses all this as "Canadian talk".
* [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/c/3338423 Die Hard stream]]:
** [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Jon's reaction]] to the game's terrible John [=McClane=] voice.
** Breakdancing John [=McClane=].
** Around 3:25, Jon ignores his gun and tries just rolling around between the enemies as they fire at him. Cue FiveSecondForeshadowing:
-->'''Jon:''' Maybe if I keep doing this they'll just shoot each other - THEY SHOT EACH OTHER! THEY SHOT EACH OTHER!
** He then realises that [[GoodBadBugs you can't take damage while you're rolling]]. [[GameBreaker And you can fire as you're rolling]].
** Jon's reaction to the game's idiosyncratic quit-game option screen (around 17:30).
* The [[VideoGame/MegamanLegends Servbot]] [[ComedicSociopathy punting]] during the Kasumi89 stream. Possibly trumping that is when [[spoiler: one of the bots gets ''stuck in a wall'']].
* The Fortune Cookie gives Jon the original 8-bit ''SuperMarioBros'' as one of his choices and the chat favours that one. He's worried because he hasn't played it "since before the N64 came out", but after a few touch-and-go moments, manages to beat it. Happily he celebrates with a soundboard clip...
-->'''Soundboard:''' DIS! APP! OINT! ED!
-->'''Jon:''' ...That was not the sound clip I wanted!
* Jon moves house and for his first stream in his new house, he starts out with ''The New Tetris''. He sets up a game with the hardest-level AI 'to see how long I can last' and comments on how he only expects the game to last two or three minutes, especially given how he's got to converse with the chat at the same time and isn't paying much attention to the game. Then, in the middle of him saying this, the game abruptly ends-
-->'''Jon:''' ''[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome I WON?!]]'' [[BigWhat WHAT?!!]]
* After LetsPlay/{{Pcull44444}} and [=LiamSixx=] had both done speedruns on their own channels that night, Jon decides to do his own speedrun... [[spoiler: Color A Dinosaur]]. ''And people start subscribing as he does it''.
* In ''Payday 2'', all four members of the team deciding to use the Santa Claus mask for the first mission.
* Jon uses a straw poll system so his viewers/subscribers can choose which of the fortune cookie's selections (and his own) he should play. However, occasionally he also uses it to ask them secondary questions like what character he should play as. This escalates out of hand when they're even using it to [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder determine the answers to trivial rhetorical questions Jon asks]] such as "Will [[LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} Emile]] mention ''Xenoblade'' or ''Pokemon'' first the next time Jon sees him", and on one occasion the chat even managed to ''crash the straw poll setup'' with too many polls.
* Jon plays ''Snoopy's Silly Sports Spectacular'' and becomes obsessed with trying to beat the seemingly impossible pole vault. He finally manages it...due to looking away from the screen at the crucial moment.
* During ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Hyperstone Heist'':
--> (After Jon says 'Liam has the best stories')
--> '''[=LiamSixx=]''': [Chat says] "Liam, tell me a bedtime story". "Everybody died. The end."
--> '''Jon:''' That story sucks!
--> '''Liam:''' "...And they lived happily ever after".
--> '''Jon:''' That's a much better story.
** Later, while Jon is fighting Pizza Monsters that look like xenomorphs:
---> '''Liam:''' [[ShapedLikeItself Why does every alien in the history of aliens always look like ]] ''[[ShapedLikeItself Alien]]''?
* During [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/b/494846327 the first stream of 2014]] (a Fortune Cookie stream), somebody subscribes with the name "[=YouWillGiveMeAnEggDotCom=]". Jon thinks the name is funny enough on its own, but then somebody gets the idea to try the URL, and finds that it redirects to Jon's Twitch page.
** The ''Anime/SailorMoon'' fighting game. Highlights include the story Jon makes up to complement the first cutscene (acting as though he's translating the Japanese text), his bafflement at the brutality of the grabs (headbutts, slaps, ''[[WrestlerInAllOfUs powerbombs]]''), Chibi Moon "eating" the opponents face, [=DanTheEnigma=] continuously questioning why Tuxedo Mask is on the continue screen in the chat, and somebody pointing out the ContrivedCoincidence of struggling against Sailor Mercury, when [[CallBack earlier in the stream]] he was struggling against the similarly named Mercurius in a Gundam fighting game.
** Speaking of struggling against Mercurius, he expresses frustration with one move in particular, which he dubs the [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything "Erection Shield"]].
** The Barbie game. From their reactions to the acting, to Lucahjin saying "clean My Balls" (their name for the pony) and the chat going wild with it, to Jirard showing up in the chat and treating the pony washing as a competitive sport.
** Jon plays ''Bomberman 64: The Second Attack''. First he accidentally refers to it as ''Bomberman Act Zero: The Second Attack'' out of habit, and then the first bit of dialogue in the game refers to "picking up an unusual egg", [[ContrivedCoincidence fitting hilariously well with the established running gag]].
* During one of his streams in October, someone (or multiple people) kept subscribing to his channel. This wouldn't be anything strange, except that 20 or so of them were all variations on Chugga's username, puns/jokes involving his username, and one that was simply "Chugga Wants An Egg". Jon and the chat was wondering if Chugga was doing this on purpose to see how many eggs Jon would give him before he asked him to stop. Jon didn't stop because (a) Either way he was getting 5 bucks a subscription and if whoever was doing it wanted to keep giving Jon money then so be it, and (b) he thought it was hilarious.
* Jon ended streaming ''VideoGame/{{Drakkhen}}'', for one specific reason:
--> '''Jon''': [[FrickinLaserBeams LAS]][[RuleOfCool ER]] [[PantheraAwesome PAN]][[ItMakesSenseInContext THER!]]
* During Jon's stream of [[VideoGame/ShikigamiNoShiro Castle Shikigami 2]], Jon and the chat makes a sudden realization that the character he's playing as is voiced by [[HeyItsThatVoice Chris]] [[RogerCraigSmith Red]][[VideoGame/ResidentEvil field]].
--> '''Jon''': [[BigYES YES!]]
* Jon's determination to play City Escape while streaming VideoGame/SonicGenerations. (He then played the original City Escape after finding out that the Generations remake was not as good as the original and got a D rank.)
* [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/b/496057028 All]] of McPixel (starts around 1:52:50)
--> '''Jon''': That was not the solution.
* {{LetsPlay/Lucahjin}} was over at Jon's house to hang out on the [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/b/498238054 Jan. 25th stream]], at one point ''VideoGame/KatamariDamacy'' came up and things got very surreal;
** Skitch brought up the "Ban Doge" petition on the government website, and went on a nearly fifteen minute insane, rambling improvised story about a teacher whose life was ruined because of Doge, by the end of it Jon and Gex are both awestruck.
*** Halfway through, Gex interrupts to mention that a new subscriber has signed up with the username "John Doge Johnson", then name of the teacher in Skitch's story.
** Lucah (who may or may not have been groggy from lack of sleep) went into a berserker rage at Jon's poor play, concluding with her playing the next round and screwing up ''even worse''.
** And then Gex, [[ButtMonkey Poor Gex]]. He meant to say "knack", but his words slipped and he accidentally blurted out the N-word. Lucah's fake offense was a bit too real and Gex sulked off. What followed was several minutes of Lucah pleading him to come back, even saying "It's okay! I'm racist too!". Trainwreck would be a bit of an understatement for how it goes from there.
* Jon and G's adventures in ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5'':
** G attempting to stun Wesker with the stun rod. [[spoiler:And ''succeeding''.]]
** After the stun rod, They detonate a rocket with ROTTEN EGGS. and then with a KNIFE.
* VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs Winning the straw-poll vote.
* "Bird, Bird, Water!!"
** Meanwhile, the chat just blows up with puns:
-->'''Zach110 & Pikmin3411''': Laser Raven!
-->'''Ninjapupftw''': DEATH WATER.
* The RunningGag that "Jon's audience hates Contra" - whenever a Contra game appears as a straw poll option it gets under 5% of the vote, much to Jon's bafflement.
* During Jon's inaugural "Choose Your Own Adventure" stream, he lets the audience vote on what to do for the first hour. The "Mystery Option" wins by a landslide... [[spoiler:and Jon immediately ends the stream. [[note]]Well, not really, but that was what the Mystery Option was supposed to be. Since it was the first option chosen, Jon decided to continue the stream and play ''Star Fox 2'' instead.[[/note]]]]
* The "Non-Titanfall" stream reveals just how [[LargeHam large a ham]] [[{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}} Emile]] is: according to Jon, every time he screams on {{LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys}}, they mute his mic, but it's so loud ''everybody elses mics'' picks up the sound instead.
** Near the start, Jon plays ''Ghostbusters'' and a commenter points out that he's [=ProtonJon=] using a Proton Stream on a [=ProtonJon=] Stream.
--->'''Jon:''' We have officially become too meta.
** Jon gets annoyed that people are asking about Superman 64 when there's an update about it "right under the stream", prompting this:
-->'''LetsPlay/{{Pcull44444}} (singing, as Sebastian from ''Disney/TheLittleMermaid''):''' Under da stream, under da stream! There is an update, about Su-per-man, under da stream!
** Jon plays ''WarOfTheMonsters'' after a confused mess of straw polls, during which Pcull [[GodwinsLaw accuses Jon of being Hitler]] for restricting straw poll use, and Jon's fans promptly make photoshops about it. Then, during the game, after Jon (playing as Magmo) uses the phrase "[[EverybodyLovesRaymond Everybody Loves Magmo]]", he and Pcull conceive a sitcom about giant monsters. "It ain't easy being thirty feet tall! ([[ReadingTheStageDirectionsOutLoud LAUGH TRACK]])"
* The 3/23/2014 Choose Your Own Adventure Stream actually has a story in which every spoiler tag was chosen by the viewers. [[spoiler: {{Chuggaaconroy}}]] was murdered at [[spoiler: the Tokyo Game Show]] by [[spoiler: {{Lucahjin}}]] using [[spoiler: Chugga's voice]] and will be defended in court by [[spoiler: {{Phoenix Wright}}]].
** During {{VideoGame/XCOM Enemy Unknown}}, Jon chose 4 members of the chat to be part of the initial team with moderator [[Characters/ProtonJon DanTheEnigma]] being one of them. [[TemptingFate Dan made a Straw Poll to determine who the first casualty of the team would be.]] 60% of the voters voted for Dan to be the first one to die.
*** Ironically enough, [[TakeThat Dan's character was one of the only two to emerge from the mission uninjured]], even scoring the mission-ending kill. Much to Dan's dismay, the game assigned his character as a [[CombatMedic support]] instead of a [[MightyGlacier Heavy]] who specializes in heavy weaponry and [[BombermanActZero explos]][[RunningGag ives.]]
* Jon ended up playing Bad Rats.
* At the start of his "[[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/b/518015910 Pre-PAX Panic]]" stream, Jon keeps coming up with excuses to put off starting the game (GoatSimulator) because he wants to keep listening to an awesome remix of the [[SonicAndKnuckles Flying Battery Zone music]] that someone linked him to.
** At 1:50, Jon uses his 3DSes to take pictures of his stream, creating a DivideByZero infinity effect.
** At 2:40, Jon (playing ''Jak X: Combat Racing'' somehow manages to [[EpicFail fail the tutorial]].
* In "Random Game Night: Artik Skarab Edition", Lucah reads the username of a subscriber ("Ravagetalon") as "Rava getalon" instead of "Ravage talon".
** The Jaws game he played. Only it wasn't the infamous NES game, it was a ps2 game where you play as Jaws...and can bodyslam boats. And Jaws himself got powerbombed by a killer whale when Jon tried to kill it.
** The "mystery game" Alien 3 for the Game Boy features a stick weapon with a [[FreudWasRight rather unfortunate shape]]. Jon promptly dubs it the "Dickstick". {{Hilarity ensues}}.
** Masae and Lucah are, in general, ''ridiculously silly'' while Jon tries to play Golden Eye. Jon, however, is focusing intently on the game, ignoring the two girls. When they point out what he's doing, Jon replies "How do you think I deal with Emile?"
** Jon eventually tries bringing in LetsPlay/{{Pcull44444}} to try and end the madness, only to make it worse. He tries doing a FissionMailed fake-out of the stream ending to make them all leave, but Lucah ''figures out what he's doing right as he presses the stream-end button'', ruining it.
* From "Misfortune Cookie Test Stream":
** Jon starts out playing the ''Robocop'' game by the same people who made ''VideoGame/{{Superman 64}}'', and it turns out to be almost as bad.
** Then he moves on to the main point of the night, doing a Fortune Cookie but then choosing the winners with different methods such as the ''last'' place game winning, or the third place, etc. [[HilarityEnsues However]], for his first one the Cookie decides to troll him by ''continuously'' giving him [=RPG=]s as options (which Jon won't use because they take too long to get going).
** Jon plays "Overlord" and guest Tenmar creeps him out by talking about Jon while imitating the sycophantic sidekick's voice in that game.
** Jon "plays" ''VideoGame/DukeNukemForever'' (actually spending most of the time fooling around with the minigames) and [[{{Corpsing}} corpses]] with laughter whenever he sees Duke's wooden animations in the mirror, especially when he twirls a swivel chair. When he goes to the gallery of images from the first game he remembers that the villain was called "Dr. Proton" (and Duke just refers to him as "Proton" in dialogue), leading to some fun moments. Then at the end of the session we get this:
--> '''Jon:''' I guess we're done with Duke Nukem Forever.
--> '''Jewker:''' [[QuipToBlack You might say we're done with Duke Nukem]]...''[[IncrediblyLamePun forever]]''.
--> (Jon [[SlowClap Slow Claps]] Jewker for almost a minute)
** One of the options on the next Cookie is ''[[VideoGame/{{VirtualON}} Virtual-ON Oratorio Tangram]]'', which Jewker refers to as "Virtual Ontario Tangerine".
* In "The Runaway Guys Stream":
** At the start, Jon gets so many subscribers so fast that he can't finish a sentence in his conversation with Chugga and Tim without having to give someone an egg.
** Jon starts out by playing ''VideoGame/WheelOfFortune'' and the chat looks forward [[EpicFail to Chugga failing as usual]], and [[SelfDeprecation Chugga himself comments]] that his play might as well be "[[TwitchPlaysPokemon Twitch Plays Wheel of Fortune]]". [[spoiler: [[SpringtimeForHitler Then Chugga actually wins the first game!]] ]] He returns to form later though with the guess (for TV show title category) of "The Molded Gurus" for ''[[spoiler:Series/TheGoldenGirls]]''.
*** Special mention goes to the first "High-Low" minigame. Emile is up first, and everyone in the chat is expecting another high-[[JustForPun caliber]] goof-up from him. Then comes the clue: [[spoiler: [[WesternAnimation/IceAge I]]]][[WesternAnimation/IceAge ce ]][[spoiler: [[WesternAnimation/IceAge A]]]][[WesternAnimation/IceAge ge]].
** The Guys play ''Mario Party 6'', but Chugga forgets to change the disc in the Wii and it comes up as ''VideoGame/PokemonXDGaleOfDarkness'', his last LP, to an amused reaction from Jon.
** Emile says ''one thing'' that unleashes quite possibly the greatest parade of silliness and fan art in ''the history of mankind'', a parade so funny that simply describing it doesn't do it justice. In fact, if you don't want too many spoilers, [[http://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/c/4303291 here's the link to the stream]], but if one truly wants an idea of what the whole thing was about...
---> '''Emile:''' [[spoiler:[[AccidentalInnuendo Should we do Daisy on hard?]]]]
*** It gets even better down the line when they get to a mini-game where Chugga's character is inside a small box Daisy is holding.
----> '''Emile:''' [[AccidentalInnuendo I'm inside Daisy's]] [[UpToEleven heart-shaped box.]]\\
'''Tim:''' ''*sighs*'' Oh my god.\\
'''Jon:''' You know what that is, right?\\
'''Emile:''' No, I just know it's a song.\\
'''Jon:''' Jesus [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Christ, Emile. ''*to Tim*'' Do... you want to tell him or should we just leave it open to intepretation?\\
'''Emile:''' I don't know what it means!\\
'''Jon:''' What would a [[CountryMatters heart-shaped-box be?!]]\\
'''Emile:''' I dunno, a box of chocolate on Valentines' Day?\\
'''Jon:''' [[BigOMG Oh my God, Emile!]]
*** The fact that it takes a full minute and Jon telling him point-blank before Emile realizes what it means.
--> '''Jon:''' [[spoiler: IT MEANS VAGINA!]]
** Emile spends the whole time between making dirty jokes and not getting other's dirty jokes.
** At the end Jon is practically dying of laughter and Chugga suggests his gravestone should bear the words "Death By Fanart".
* In "Fortune Cookie Back Home Edition":
** Jon accidentally mutes his mike and doesn't realise because guest commentator DanTheEnigma apparently seems to be replying to his comments without actually hearing them. Dan declares himself "the King of Predictions".
** Jon plays ''Animal Crossing'' for the first time, names his character "Wesker♪" and his town "Eggtopia".
--> '''Jon (as Wesker♪)''': This tree represents life, [[LargeHam just like I will control all YOUR lives!]]
** The HurricaneOfPuns from the chat based around the idea that Dan wants to get a job purely so he can afford to buy a Wii U. Made even funnier when [[WebAnimation/MattNDusty ThatAmericanSlacker]] asks Dan if there's any photos of him to photoshop. Dan obliges, HilarityEnsues.
** Jon tells stories about events that happened while he was with The Runaway Guys including Chuggaaconroy ripping his pants while trying to imitate a fan video of their Mario Paty four Let's Play, Tim ripping a huge fart in the middle of a restaurant twice, and Chugga using a toy rocket laucher as a penis pump.
*** Whenever Jon would start telling one of these stories, Slacker would post [[http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/150/8/5/uncle_jon_story_time_by_thatamericanslacker-d7kegei.jpg this pic]] in the chat.
* From the "Impromptu SuperMarioStrikers" Tournament
** One of Jon's friends, SlurpeeNinja, became Jon for most of the night
** The chat becomes obsessed with Jon's hat resulting in things like fanfiction of the hat.
** Similarly, the chat becomes obsessed with KirbyAirRide
-->'''Chat:''' Air Ride or Riot
** This reaches its logical conclusion when the chat claims that [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Jon is hiding a copy of Air Ride under his hat]].
* "Fortune Cookie: Remembering What Home Is Like Edition": Tom Fawkes relentlessly uses his mic's voice changer to bring a slew of jokes, such as seductive [[{{Franchise/Transformers}} Megatron]] and [[LargeHam THE VOICE OF GOD]]. Points for when he impersonates Psycho Mantis and quickly points out it wasn't a mic effect, but rather just speaking into a cup.
** Later on Skitch gets in the call and becomes a Speak & Spell
-->'''Speak & Spell Skitch:''' You. Will. ''Give.'' Me. An. Egg.
** The madness that was [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB9-FSC4WCk Freddi Fish]]. ALL HAIL THE BLOOD FISH GOD!
*** With Jon saying the dialogue in a silly voice and Lucah egging him on.
*** Lucah claims to have 300 hours logged on the game on her Steam account. Tom assumes it's a silly joke, checks, and is rendered speechless when he finds out she's serious.
*** Jon claims that Grandma Grouper's icon on the sign looks like 'old Donatello' and then they proceed to name her after a different Ninja Turtles character every time.
** The first game Jon plays is ''VideoGame/KirbyAirRide'' after the chat's previous obsession with it (see above) and he starts a new file with nothing unlocked. After his first race...
-->'''Jon:''' I unlocked something, what did I unlock? [[LargeHam I UNLOCKED]] ''[[MundaneMadeAwesome CONFETTI!]]''
** At the chat's suggestion, Tom tries to imitate Jon's Waluigi voice, but it turns into a SurferDude / "Film/BillAndTed" Waluigi.
--> '''Jon ([[MindScrew as Tom as Jon as Waluigi]])''': Eh! Waluigi! I'm gonna go get some gnarly waves, dude!
** Jon plays ''Sonic Adventure 1'' and Tom claims that Dr Eggman was renamed Robotnik in America because of the RedScare. This leads to he and Skitch having a [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotDidactic deep and meaningful discussion about Cold War symbolism in Sonic]], in which they claim Tails represents the Chernobyl disaster (as he has two tails), Knuckles is Communist China, Shadow is the CIA and Rouge is apartheid South Africa.
--> '''Tom:''' This is the worst conspiracy theory ever!
--> '''Skitch:''' Or the ''best.''
* "Fortune Cookie: Haven't Finished Unpacking Yet Edition":
** Jon starts out by playing a Contra game before the first cookie, as it's the only way his "Contra-hating audience" will ever let him play one.
** Gex orders a pizza, and uses a straw poll to have the chat viewers pick which pizza chain he should order from, what toppings he should have, and [[OverlyLongGag which slice he should eat first, based on compass directions]].
** The chat's FlatWhat reaction when Jon shows them just how bad ''Resident Evil Gaiden'' is after they vote for it.
** ''[=CrossworDS=]'' beating out ''VideoGame/SurgeonSimulator2013'' by only 216 votes, and consequently beating ''VideoGame/DarkSoulsII'' in viewership.
*** After it wins the straw poll, Jon loads up ''[=CrossworDS=]'' only to remember that it's displayed sideways on the DS screen and so appears turned ninety degrees on the stream.
** ''Personal Trainer: Walking'' winning with 50% of strawpoll votes, and beating ''[[VideoGame/DarkSouls Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition]]''.
** During a game of ''Wheel of Fortune'' with Gex and Tom while backloggery was down, we get a truly epic example of GoodBadBugs. After Gex guesses the final letter of the puzzle, he suddenly only has 2 seconds to solve it. It switched over to Tom's turn... [[spoiler:[[HilarityEnsues and the timer started counting]] '''[[HilarityEnsues up]]''']]. The three of them simply stare at the screen for a solid twenty minutes laughing, complete with people sporadically subscribing, Jon playing ''every single sound on his computer'' as a response, and the [[spoiler: timer going past '''''1000''''']]. It got to the point where Jon specifically limited what games they could play just so it could keep going, and replaced the egg sound with the Wheel of Fortune jingle for the rest of the night. The cherry on top? The one exception to the [=RPG=] rule, ''{{VideoGame/Chrono Trigger}}'', '''[[HolyShitQuotient showed up in the Fortune Cookie for the very first time afterwards]]'''.
--> '''Random Person in chat:''' Who would have thought that ''Surgeon Simulator'' would be the '''low point''' of tonight?
** The best part? Jon left the game running after the stream finished and [[spoiler: '''[[https://twitter.com/Proton_Jon/status/496591200452096000/photo/1 the timer actually broke 10,000.]]''']]
* In the following "Never Trust a Timer" stream, Jon starts off with ''VideoGame/SonicBlastMan 2'' and initially plays as the character Captain Choyear, who he [[InsistentTerminology constantly refers to as]] "[[VideoGame/StreetFighter Guile]]" and then discovers that his uppercut attack looks rather like someone cheering, leading to the RunningGag of Jon putting on a cheerleader voice while playing as him.
** There's also Sonic Blast Man's "AH FAT FUH FRIDDUM" 16-bit voice clip.
** Jon has to leave early so he sets his Otacon alarm clock to remind him. It works...[[HilarityEnsues but he finds out there's no way to turn it off]].
---> '''Otacon:''' [[MostAnnoyingSound SNAAAAAAKE! SNAAAAAAKE! SNAAAAAAKE!]]
* Jon streams a romhack of ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time: Master Quest]]'' that replaces Link with Waluigi. After a while, he switches over to Fortune Cookie, only for ''Master Quest'' to show up in the ''first round'' of cookies and win with a commanding lead, so Waluigi's adventures continue... only to be impeached almost instantly.
** Jon plays the SNES ''Power Rangers'' game and the commentary and chat both dissolve into nostalgic discussions about the show and lampshading the RecruitTeenagersWithAttitude concept, until someone suggests Zordon should have recruited "a team of 18-Year-Old Jons with attitude". Cue the photoshops...
** Tom Fawkes' increasing bewilderment that the chat keeps picking his choice for game in almost every Fortune Cookie.
* From "Pre-Pre-PAX Prep Edition" stream:
** About to play ''VideoGame/PunchOut'', Jon leans over to reset his NES, knocks his desk and a Duke Nukem action figure falls on a Klaptrap model and knocks it onto Jon:
--> '''Jon''': Duke Nukem just threw a Klaptrap at me!
** Jon plays "Enter the Matrix" and manages to glitch it ''almost immediately'', getting the protagonist stuck in a door. He then proceeds to show off the mode where you play as anthropomorphic cars fighting each other, and has to fight himself with a contrioller in each hand as it's 2-player only.
* Jon plays ''VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac'' for the first time ever. His ''very first'' item? '''''[[GameBreaker Polyphemus]].'''''
* From the "recharged bandwidth" Stream:
** Jon tells the story of how he was stopped by TSA customs and was delayed a ton going to PAX East, because of having a second suitcase full of the games for Thrown Controllers.
** After Jon responds to fan questions about 1) Chuggaaconroy's illness and 2) Twitch's new policy muting the sound from sections of the VOD files for streams that have copyrighted music:
--> '''Tom Fawkes (singing to the tune of "Sugar Sugar" by The Archies):''' Chugga! Dah dah dah dah dah dah! The VOD file is now muted! Dah dah dah dah dah dah!
** ''Cooking Mama 4 ''
*** Corn Dogs on Everything.
** ''Rhythm Heaven Fever''
*** In the Double Date game, the funny background events that happen when a [[RunningGag football]] is kicked.
** ''ClockTower 2''
*** Alyssa touching 'a yellow liquid' (demon blood) coming out of a toilet.
*** Tom referencing the WebComic/AwkwardZombie Phoenix Wright comic.
*** Slowly opening/closing doors during a chase.
*** Getting killed by a falling painting.
** Having the stream muted because of the intermission music.
** ''Kirby 64''
*** Killing Adeline by touching her.
*** Him trying to get a DarthMaul lightsaber (spark + cutter), and failing.
*** His reaction to spark + fire.
**** ....and Dan posting a link to a clip from ''Dexter's Laboratory'' that's Dexter saying "my hair is on fire".
* From "Random Game Night - Multiplayer Mayhem":
** Jon plays ''Worms: Armageddon'' with a team of Worms named after Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger characters, and ''all'' their sound effects consist of the same clip of Arnold screaming.
** In a game of ''100% Orange Juice'', Lucahjin has horrible luck with dice rolls and even ''gets an achievement'' for failing every dice roll to be revived when she's died. She then loses her internet connection and an AI takes over her character...and proceeds to get great dice rolls and start winning. [=MattTetska=] then takes over Lucah's character and promptly starts losing again.
*** In the second round, [=PageOfHeart=] pisses the others off by playing as the GameBreaker FinalBoss character [[spoiler:Tomomo]]. Leading Jon and Dan become determined to beat him, and Lucah proceeds to quietly play a defensive strategy in the background which Jon doesn't notice [[spoiler:until she abruptly wins the game as Page was only a Main/RedHerring for Lucah]]. [[spoiler: '''Jon: I like how Page was like "I was the decoy!"''']]
--> '''Lucah:''' Yay, Page you're the best wingman- Y-You're the best OJ man.
** While playing ''Mario Kart 8'', after being asked if he'll ever write a book about his life, Jon jokes that he'll wait for [=LPing=] to collapse and then write a shocking insider's exposé:
--> '''Jon:''' What is Chuggaaconroy ''really'' like off-camera? Tune into this book to find out!
--> '''Lucah:''' How do you tune into a book?
--> '''Jon:''' ...[[MathematiciansAnswer Very carefully]].
* During the "Back to Organized Chaos Edition" stream,
** Magic Pengel came up as option and then everything went to chaos shortly after the peaceful title screen music.
*** Jon and chat could not contain how [[IronicNurseryTune silly the opening theme of the game was.]] '''LA LA LA LA LA LA LA'''
--> '''Jon:''' WHAT IS THIS SONG? *hysterical laughing*
*** Later as he made his first Doodle, he somehow ended up making a taco, [[YourFavorite which was obviously named Lucah during the process.]]
--> '''Jon:''' I think we just drew a taco. I think we legit just drew a taco.
** Jon plays ''VideoGame/DeadToRights''. The player character has a dog named Shadow, leading to several ''VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog'' jokes throughout the stream. For the last poll of the night, the last game that comes up is ''Shadow the Hedgehog'', much to Jon's amusement. The results of the Strawpoll were so skewed in that game's favor that its part of the results pie chart literally looked like Pac-Man.
** Speaking of which, Jon has never played the game before and the moment the intro started to play he cracked up laughing. He then came to the conclusion the game was bad after the second stage.
--> '''Jon:''' Too edgy for me man; I dunno if I can handle it. So much edge right now.
* From the 9/29/14 stream,
** Jon Starts out playing "VideoGame/HyruleWarriors", and then it comes up again 2 cookies later
*** And Ruto dying after drinking a health potion. She was even standing up in the Mission Failed screen.
** He also Plays NARC, a game where you can fail a mission by punching a fellow cop to death, come back to life by taking drugs, and kick a cop in the face while trying to take drugs.
** "VideoGame/ShovelKnight" also comes up, and Jon shows us the adventures of "Butt Butt" who wields the legendary butt blade to save his girl friend, Shield Butt form the tower of Fate. He has to fight against the Black Butt who tells him to 'steel thy butt' and help a goat decide whether to upgrade his butt or butt, or eat a tin can. He also meets a frog who wondered why Black Butt's butt was getting Closer, then it hit him.
*** or in simpler terms, he played Butt Mode.
* During the "[=SpoooOOOOoooky=] Stream with Lucahjin"...
** Lucah was terrified as crap during Videogame/FiveNightsAtFreddys while Jon grew increasingly bored of it.
** Jon scared Lucah with his Xbox controller's vibrations by [[NothingIsScarier letting it vibrate on the coffee table]] during a cutscene in [[FatalFrame Fatal Frame II]].
** Later on, they were told about Mio's running animation after one of Jon's mods, [=EightEK=], telling Jon to mash the run button. The result was Mio "sliding" across the screens stuck on a frame of her running animation.
--> '''Jon:''' Tony Hawwwwwwkkkkk, eat your heart ouuuuuutttttt.
* From the "Countdown to Something Else Breaking" stream:
** Jon plays a Sesame Street edutainment game, and on the difficulty select screen keeps spamming [[MostAnnoyingSound Elmo saying "Easy!"]] over and over. Later when one of the minigames is set on the moon, [=MegaGWolf=] jokes that there are moon landing conspiracy theorists who claim "We never went to the moon, we just sent Elmo there instead!" He then finds a hilarious review of the game that claims it is set in a post-apocalyptic setting.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG46r3mANWE All of the Mario Mix DDR playthrough]] is hilarious (especially as Jon and his co-commentators all go from ironically to non-ironically liking the game as it goes on) but in particular when Jon reacts to the ending as [[spoiler:Bowser admits his goal was to use the Music Keys to cure his tone deafness. Jon claims that Bowser was Chugga all along]].
** Jon plays a game called ''Egg Mania'' and Skitch sarcastically suggests that the IdiosyncraticDifficultyLevels will be things like [[IncrediblyLamePun 'Over Easy' and 'Hard Boiled']]. He turns out to be ''[[AccidentallyAccurate absolutely right]]''.
** Sailor Moon R opens with a CallBack to when Jon played the Sailor Moon fighting game with him making up a silly story to go along with the intro sequence. Later, he discovers [[WrestlerInAllOfUs Jupiter still has the powerbomb]] from said fighting game.
* From the SECOND [[TheRunawayGuys TRG]] stream:
** Punching.
** Emile putting a mug on his head and getting tea leaves all over himself and the couch, because a fan asked him to put a bowl on his head.
** [[BlatantLies Jon's Mother]] joining in the final round of Fibbage.
* Jon tries to livestream some ''Halo Reach'', but the audio doesn't work for some reason. He loads up ''Fibbage'' to test the audio, and gets the hilariously unfitting lounge ''Fibbage'' music playing over ''Halo Reach''. He starts playing through the game with said unfitting music, laughing the whole time at how calm it is compared to the serious nature of the game.
** "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Why's Jon punching emus on an alien planet while elevator music plays in the background?]]"
** During the above moment, Jon is unaware that his punching is in tune to the ''Fibbage'' music.
** He also doesn't realize that killing a civilian gets you attacked by the others. So he kills a civilian, and [[KnifeNut Emile]] kills him. Cue chat explosion about [[LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} Emile]] killing him.
** For context, Tom Fawkes had been suggesting ''Halo Reach'' on the Fortune Cookie for ''months'', only for the chat never to pick it ([[TheGadfly it nearly won on one occasion just because Tom had been forced to drop out of the call and would have missed it]]). It finally won because ''[[ContrivedCoincidence it appeared as a random Cookie choice at the same time]]'' and the chat took it as a sign. Tom promptly took a photo of his joyful reaction, but the reflection off his glasses made it look like his eyes were staring in opposite directions.
* Pre-Magfest Prep stream:
** ''Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts:''
*** The Infallacycle. Jon uses the robust vehicle editor to create the silliest car he can think of, and, well, he probably succeeded. He starts off by putting wheels ''everywhere'' on the thing, doing some minor tweaks so that it actually moves around. Afterwords, he gets excited at the thought of attaching jet engines to it, only to discover he only has one. He attaches it anyways, not even on center mind you, just to see what happens. [[spoiler: It flies. No teetering, no wobbling, no turning upside down. '''It just flies fucking perfectly''']].
*** Jon loads up [[TankGoodness a tank]].
-->'''Tom:''' Why does your tank have a jet engine?
-->'''Jon:''' Because! ''Would you not want a tank with a jet engine!?''
** The insane push from the chat to make the next game ''Revolt'' instead of ''Rhythm Heaven Fever'', going from 17% behind to 4% ahead.
** Bassmaster2000
*** The first 'day' he sets the air temperature to 100C, killing all the fish
*** One of Co-commentators ([[LetsPlay/Pcull44444]]) [[Main/RamblingOldManMonologue tells stories from 'back in his day']]
*** He manages to catch the same fish twice
