History Funny / ProtonJonFortuneCookie

*** It's not just that poll either. ''EVERY'' poll of the stream ends in a mercy kill, and the frequent LampshadeHanging proves that this isn't lost on anyone.

** ‘’Halo Reach’’ finally got its payoff during TRG Colosseum 2020, hosted on Jon’s channel. During Chaos Fortune Cookie, Tom donated $1000 and screamed “JON I WANT ‘‘HALO REACH’’!!!” Jon ended up on the floor in laughter. Later that segment, it got streamed; this time with working audio.

** Halo Reach finally got its payoff during TRG Colosseum 2020, hosted on Jon’s channel. During Chaos Fortune Cookie, Tom donated $1000 and screamed “JON I WANT HALO REACH!!!” Jon ended up on the floor in laughter. Later that segment, it got streamed; this time with working audio.

** Halo Reach finally got its payoff during TRG Colosseum 2020, hosted on Jon’s channel. During Chaos Fortune Cookie, Tom donated $1000 and loudly demanded Halo Reach. Jon ended up on the floor in laughter. Later that segment, it got streamed; this time with working audio.

** ''VideoGame/BadDudes'' [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/SpikySmoggyLouseOMGScoots turns into a scrambled mess]], with the opening text first appearing as long rows of 'ZZZZZZZZ':
--->'''Jon:''' Guys, are we playing as 4L367 or KLJIK7J?

--->'''Jon:''' Guys, are we playing as 4L367 or KLJIK7j?

** One Egg is simply [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/PeacefulSolidBaboonVoHiYo a thirty-second clip of]] VideoGame/SeriousSam screaming. One of the co-comms and several members of the chat note that it sounds uncannily like LetsPlay/TomFawkes.

*** [=FamilyJules'=] story during Mario's Picross 2. Said story involved LetsPlay/MasaeAnela, which ended up joining the call and suggesting Beautiful Katamari as the next game, which won with 70% of the vote.

*** Jules' first request is "Hungry Pumkin", aka the game that gave us the MemeticMutation of "Give me the [food item]!" and "No! I don't want that!" For the rest of the stream, Jon continues to spam Pumkin saying "Noodles!" after someone sent him the sound clip.

*** [=FamilyJules'=] story during Mario's Picross 2. Said story involved LetsPlay/MasaeAnela, which ended up joining the call.

** [=FamilyJules's=] story during Mario's Picross 2

** FamilyJules's story during Mario's Picross 2

* Fortune Cookie: A Downward Spiral of Sorgs Edition

** The skill of [=ProtonJon=]'s mods rears its head again with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVPVWCiV0e4 Fortune Survivor]], a full parody of "True Survivor" from ''Film/KungFury''. Jon's left in hysterics during most of it, and the co-comms end up losing it too when [[spoiler:the Universal logo appears with "VOD MUTED" at the end of the song.]]

** Near the start of the stream, Jon plays {{VideoGame/D}}. He gets through the first disc, and due to a mod choice returns to finish the rest as the last game of the night. HilarityEnsues throughout, particularly due to the game's cheesey (especially by modern standards) nature. Highlights include:
*** Jon finds a 'slot machine' that spins a number between 00 and 99, gives it a couple spins, and gets a [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/GorgeousFancyGoshawkDxCat?filter=clips&range=24hr&sort=time perfectly-timed alert]].
*** Jon returns to the spinner after finding the number he needs to get. He explains how he believes the puzzle works, gives the machine a spin, and [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/PrettyOddKaleLeeroyJenkins?filter=clips&range=24hr&sort=time immediately lands on the target number]].

*** Jon's familiar with the start of the game due to having played it on stream before. Not long after he gets past what he's done previously, [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/UgliestAliveMonkeyOpieOP?filter=clips&range=24hr&sort=time a surprise moment]] catches him ''completely'' off-guard.
*** The best moment comes near the end, where Jon triggers a [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/ShakingMuddyWasabiDoggo?filter=clips&range=24hr&sort=time particularly plot-relevant cutscene]] and ''completely loses it'' at the sudden reveal.
---> '''Jon:''' WAIT, WHAT?! *laughing*\\

'''Jon:''' *still laughing* The D ''does'' stand for [[spoiler:Drac-!]] Oh my god! Oh my god, ''the D does stand for'' [[spoiler:''Dracula''!]] I'm waking up Reese I'm so sorry but holy shit!

'''Jon:''' *still laughing* The D ''does'' stand for {{spoilers Drac-!}} Oh my god! Oh my god, the D does stand for {{spoilers Dracula!}} I'm waking up [[LetsPlay/Lucahjin Reese]] I'm so sorry but holy shit!

--->'''LetsPlay/{{Pcull44444}}:''' ''[singing, as Sebastian from Disney/TheLittleMermaid]'' Under da stream, under da stream! There is an update, about Su-per-man, under da stream!

*** Once Jon manages to get the video running, it turns out to be [[BaitAndSwitch MasterTimeThief chewing the chat out for expecting him to just keep churning out elaborate egg sounds, set over the music video to "Bohemian Rhapsody]]". [[OverlyLongGag Then he spends the remainder of the music video wondering how to kill time]] because the rant was just two minutes, while "Bohemian Rhapsody" is a six-minute song. He eventually decides to just have "Bohemian Rhapsody" play for the rest of the video, but can't find it on his computer, going through several other Queen songs, voice clips from [[Disney/AliceInWonderland the Queen of Hearts]], and a clip of himself singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" in the shower, among others. Finally he decides "screw it" and plays [[spoiler:Darude's "Sandstorm"]] for the rest of the video. And then chat gets disappointed that he didn't include [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable "Killer Queen"]].

** Jon usually limits games on the Cookie and those from co-comms to either cartridges or games from his Backloggery, so as to prevent ROM hacks. There are exceptions, such as for charity streams or the ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast A Link to the Past Randomizer]]'', but they're few and far in between. That being said, some of the co-comms frequently buy games for Jon with the intent being they want him to play those games. One of those games happened to be a reproduction copy of ''Kaizo Mario Bros. 3''. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Guess what got suggested, then immediately voted on by chat?]]

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oQRuZbYyog An egg video]] is played based on a commercial the Muppets put out for crumpets. Highlights include {{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}}'s face being pasted onto Fozzie when he makes an IncrediblyLamePun, the facetious "translator's notes" ("TL Note: 'Crumpet' means 'egg' in British") and at the end when, after JustForFun/StatlerAndWaldorf make their standard riff, the video [[FreezeFrameEnding turns monochrome and zooms in on Kermit's face]], while a slowed down version of The Rainbow Connection plays and the infamous "God is dead" quote from Nietzsche's "The Madman" flashes on screen.

** After being offered "[[Literature/TheBerenstainBears The Berenstain Bears Camping Adventure]]'', Jon decides that, despite his [[TemptingFate prior request for short games]], he's going to use one of his three rerolls of the night to get something else. [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/SavageViscousDuckRlyTho What does the cookie offer him next]]? ''[[VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles2 Xenoblade Chronicles 2: Torna - The Golden Country]]'', taking him from one extreme to the other. Followed by Jon burning ''another'' roll off on ''[[CallBack Bill Lambeer's Combat Basketball]]''.